#don't know where this came from

[yumianscreation]

Timothy and Cassandra Drake were twins, Janet and Jack didn’t like that. You see, the two wanted a daughter, not a son, So when a 5-year-old Tim came up to them and said he didn’t like being a boy with tears in his eyes, they were overjoyed, since that meant they now had two daughters and no sons. When the twins turned 7, Timothy, who was renamed Tina, and Cassandra would pretend there was only one of them, it worked since Tina wasn’t on any records, they had fun with it, and they told each other everything, making sure to teach the other what they knew, Cass had joined a ballet class, so she taught her sister, and Tina was in a computer club, so she made sure Cass know everything about it, each day, they would switch who went to school, Telling each other what they learned, they developed the same handwriting, so it couldn’t be told apart, they had the same signature as well. Tina was always the one who went to school for tests since she liked academic things more than Cass, and Cass went for field trips since she liked seeing new places more than Tina. They never invited friends over, to keep their secret, and their parents stopped traveling to raise the two until they turned 13 and could look after themselves. When the two grew older, Jack and Janet started selling Testosterone and Estergine, making sure it was available for their own daughter as well as other trans kids around Gotham, they sold it at fair prices. Tina had taken up stalking the local vigilantes, Cass following her when she went out, so when Robin was reported dead and Batman grew violent, the two had to do something, they made a plan, Tina would go to Bruce and force herself into the role of robin, and Cass would make her own identity, that way, there would be two of them to keep bruce in line. weeks before they did this, they signed up for self-defense classes and gymnastics, Their Ballet skills helped in their self-training. The two learned to read body language at a young age since they liked to watch people, and they found people’s surprised and startled faces funny, so they knew stealth, so they just needed to learn basic fighting moves and gain strength. When the time came, They put their plan in motion, Cass created her costume and named herself ‘Crow’, and Tina took up the Robin mantle, forcing Bruce to behave himself as to be a good role model to the two children. When their Parents' flight crashed, the two were panicking, since some taking them in would mean revealing that there were two of them, and so, Tina made them a fake uncle and all was well, they just claimed that the uncle was just like their parents, and hired a guy to play the role when the uncle was needed to be seen, and when they turned 16, they got themselves emancipated. At this point, the two had grown tired of pretending to be the same person, so Tina made herself some fake documents and made it so she was Cass’ cousin, and the fake uncle had been her dad, she got herself emancipated and all was done there, the two lived in their manor, Tina ran Drake industries and Cass worked part-time at a ballet studio, at this point, Tina and Cass switched Robin and Crow so it was as if Tina had been Crow the whole time and had just Followed Cass into the business, and bruce was none the wiser.

[arabian-batboy]

On one hand, I know that Batman during the 80′s simply wasn’t as dark/angsty compared to present time, so maybe it might have something to do with it, but on the other hand, seeing his interactions with kid Jason makes me realize how he really was peak dad in this era and hands down had the best relationship with Jason out of all his children (like when was the last time you saw Batman giving piggybacks around the Batcave while in the middle of his work post-Jason’s death?)

And this is why I hate all of these dumb rectons and false retellings of Jason’s time as Robin, they take isolated incidents and make it seem like he was a problem child that was always at odds with Bruce when 98% of their conflicts have happened after The Joker killed him. Before that, Jason was a complete daddy’s boy and if things stayed the same, then he would have probably grew up to be “Bruce’s favorite perfect golden son” that people think Dick is.

If anything, how good their relationship back then is definitely the main reason why Jason was so hurt when he found out that Bruce didn’t avenge him, since he assumed that killing his son’s killer would be the first thing a father as loving as Bruce would do. So changing their relationship in this era to being strained (while also mellowing current Jason and easily resolving his conflict with Bruce) kinda diminish the whole point of Jason’s character.

Because what makes Jason’s story so interesting to me personally is how he went from a kind child who loves and looks up to his hero father to a ruthless crimelord and a dangerous foe to his hero father, its supposed to be an 180° change, but blurring the lines between past Jason (by demonizing him) and current Jason (by softening up and making him a full-fledged member of the Batfam) ruins the whole narrative for me.

[femalefemur]

Wolf In Sheep's Clothing

warnings: manipulation, dub-con, please let me know if i missed anything!

synopsis: Johnny lives and Simon lies to him.

Need Soap who survived the gunshot but once he wakes up has memory loss and Ghost who stays by his side until he wakes up and watches Soap struggle to remember who he is.

Tells him he's his boyfriend that they've been dating for a while, that they live together and gets everything ready for when Soap is discharged. Makes sure the house is perfect, brings Soap home to a secluded home in the highlands and watches him frown as he struggles to try and remember but it's all blank. Watches Soap explore the house from room to room, watches him stop in front of the room that's dedicated to his art supplies and sees the flicker of familiarity cross Soap's face as he picks up a paintbrush.

Ghost smiling slightly from the doorway before quietly ushering him into the bedroom and watches as Soap's eyes drift across the large bed and a faint blush crosses his cheeks before he walks into the bathroom, running his fingers across all his belongings as Ghost draws him a bath.

Ghost watching him as he undresses and assures him it's fine, that it's nothing he hasn't seen countless times before as he presses a fleeting kiss to Soap's shoulder. Watches as Soap's mind works to assure itself that it's alright before he fully undresses and sinks into the water, relaxing finally.

Ghost spending the following months glued to Soap's side, helping him try to remember their friends through photographs, watching Soap light up each time he slowly remembers another piece of of information and peppering him with kisses each time. Watches Soap stare at a picture of his family and light up as he remembers them, pointing at each one in the framed picture in his hands as he tells Ghost their names. Before watching his eyes fill with tears that spill over and down his cheeks as Ghost tells him that they're dead. Comforts him as he cries and cries until he's worn out and Ghost is carrying him to their bed, whispering sweet nothings as he holds Soap until they both asleep.

Ghost watching like he's a wolf hunting its prey while Soap slowly wanders around the surrounding forest of the property, stares as Soap turns to smile at him and tease him about how diligently he watches over him. Tells the other man he's just worried and doesn't want lose him again, that he's just being careful and presses a kiss to his mouth before Soap can say anymore.

Ghost brushing Soap off each time he asks why their friends haven't been in contact. Telling him that they're busy with work, that they're on missions and still hunting Makarov, which placates the man's curiosity for the time being. Watches as Soap happily paints and draws for hours on end before they cook dinner together, making one of Soap's favourite meals and later watches Soap writhing under him at night as he begs Ghost for more, to be filled with him.

Watches as Soap's memories start to fill out more and his eyes light up every time he tells Ghost a new piece of information. Ghost smiling and telling Soap how wonderful it is that he's remembering again, how amazing he is and praising him as he pushes his tongue into the man's mouth in a dizzying kiss which makes Soap giddy each time.

Ghost sprawled across the chaise lounge in Soap's art room as he holds an open book in his hand that he had been reading over the week but is now instead watching Soap paint. Watching the way he holds the brush in his hand and smiles to himself as his artwork comes to life.

Ghost whose eyes are searing into Soap as he prays that Soap never fully recovers, that he never fully remembers. That they can stay like this forever secluded away from everyone and that Soap will never know that they hadn't ever been together and that they never lived together. That he would never know that Ghost had bought this house as soon as Soap had asked who he was and the doctors had confirmed he had memory loss, and filled it with all of Soap's belongings that he had moved from his actual apartment. That yes their friends were busy and working but that Ghost had essentially cut all contact with them after they'd left the hospital and that no, Soap's family weren't in fact dead and that Ghost had lied to him, lied to him about everything and everyone.

[puddleslimewrites]

Prompt #7

Laughter spilled from Villain's lips. The sound was light but promised danger as they drew closer to their enemy.

"Oh. Oh, no no," they chuckled. "You misunderstand, dear Hero. It was not my problem before."

Hero stood frozen. The atmosphere grew more oppressive with every step the villain took. It was hard to think, hard to breathe-

Villain stared down at their cowering form. The smile on their face didn't look quite right. "But you, Hero," they whispered. "You have made it my problem."

[averyauthorship]

Sometimes I'm writing, and then all of a sudden my eyes roll to the back of my head, I start foaming at the mouth, and a new, perfect plot point emerges from the depths of my psyche like it's been placed there forcefully by a divine power. It's either God or Satan, and I don't know if I care which.

[pachu09]

MadaTobi

Admiration

It was only by lucky chance that he notice it. Tobirama doesn't know how the fuck he had totally missed the weird stares. He knows what he looks like ( somewhere between weird and unattractive ) and most of the Uchiha don't need to throw him weird looks whenever he visited the public onsen with Anija or Hikaku.

And so Tobirama decided to avoid bathing in public again.

He knows for a fact that people gossip about him and he also assumed that its always about his horrible reputation....

Not whatever this is...

" I was waiting for him to come back to the onsen you know. I was so ready to see those miles of long and smooth pale skin to stare at. But Tobirama–sama must have been busy because its been a week and he hasn't yet visited!. " he could see ( from where he stood unobtrusively behind the door of the lounge room ) Uchiha Yomi had drape himself dramatically on Nara Shin's shoulder. The Nara Heir just shrugged off the Uchiha and he lazily answered back.

" Maybe Tobirama–sama had finally noticed you Uchiha’s frankly disturbing stares?. " Yamanaka Kai and Akimichi Choso loudly snorted at their friend's reply.

Uchiha Yomi loudly gasp, his pale face looks highly offended. " You take that back Nara!. We're not perverts!. We're just admiring Tobirama–sama's pretty looks!. There's nothing wrong with that okay!. "

Yamanaka Kai cough and says loud enough for everyone in the lounge area to hear. " There is something wrong with it if Uchiha Madara–sama resorted to actually stalking the man. "

Uchiha Yomi clicked his mouth shut. He didn't even refute the Yamanaka Heir’s allegations...which means..Tobirama ran a palm down his burning face. He thought him repeatedly bumping into Madara–sama for at least too many times in one day is just sheer coincidence.

Now, now he had a proof that the man is actually stalking him.

And he doesn’t even know what to do about this frankly terrifying information.

Should he confront the Uchiha Clan Head?. In public? Tobirama grimaced at that thought. No. He didn't want Anija to come charging in rage at Madara–sama if the man wouldn't even deny his allegation.

But if he confronted Madara–sama in private?.

Tobirama slapped his palms on his cheeks as he felt his blush intensifies. He hurriedly walk away from the lounge area not wanting the other Shinobis to spot him and feel embarrassed at his presence. ( He didn't even saw Nara Shin, Yamanaka Kai and Akimichi Choso flicking a knowing glance at each other and stares at the spot he vacated. )

" Ah, Tobirama. Just the man I need!. " Tobirama nearly bolted at hearing Madara–sama's deep voice behind him. He slowly turns around and stares at the man's feet. He didn't want the man to see his flush face and also be questioned why he's blushing.

" Uh. Ah. Madara–sama!. " Tobirama quickly shut his mouth, cringed internally and mentally slap himself. Could he be more obvious in his embarrassment?. He startled as a broad palm settled on his forehead. His wide red eyes met worried black orbs.

" Are you alright?. Tobirama?. " Tobirama stuttered a yes. But the displeased frown on the Uchiha Clan Head's face made him took a step back.

" You look flushed. It seems you're coming down with something?. You need to rest if you're feeling poor...." Tobirama didn't even utter a protest as the dark haired man settled his broad hand on the small of his back. He also didn't complain when the man insisted to escort him back to his Home.

Unaware of the eyes on them, Tobirama didn't even hear nor see the Heirs of the Yamanaka, Nara and Akimichi staring and gossiping with each other from the window they were peeking in.

" I bet you five thousand ryo Uchiha–sama will finally make his move. " Nara Shin yawn after his daring bet. Kai and Choso looked at him with judging eyes.

" Ten thousand ryo, Shin. Because I know it'll at least take the man months before he can court Tobirama–sama. " Kai smugly replied. Choso only shrugged his broad shoulders and refused to join his two friends betting about their Commanders love life.

" Say what again?. " Uchiha Yomi's voice echoing behind them.

Shin explains to Yomi their betting pool. They were unprepared for the teenager to eagerly perch on the window sill and stare with wide excited eyes at the Senju and Uchiha walking leisurely down the street.

" Oho!. Finally!. " Yomi rubbed his hands together giddily. He gleefully turn to Shin and told the man he'll bet Fifteen thousand ryo that his Madara–sama will make his move tonight. The trio of Clan Heirs stared skeptically at the teenager. But they accepted his bet because they were so sure that no way the teenager would even win.

Only for them to see the next day Tobirama-sama walking with careful steps inside the Hokage Tower with an obvious limp and a flushed face. Madara–sama a smug bastard hovering protectively beside him. One of his hand is settled possesively on the Senju's waist.

Nara Shin whistled lowly, his impressed face was a shock to his friends. Without looking away at the Uchiha/Senju couple he throws his money at the giggling Yomi. Kai scowled as he surrendered his allowance and Choso gaped in surprised.

Shin turns to Yomi. " How in the Sage's name did you know Madara-sama would make his move yesternight? "

Yomi pauses in counting his money. " Oh. That's easy. Madara-sama told us that the moment Tobirama-sama invited him to his Home, its game over for his Senju. "

Shin, Kai and Choso sweatdrop and thought at the same time. ' Must have been nice to have that kind of utmost confidence. '

[kirboner]

Buttercup from the powerpuff girls IS a lesbian I seriously don’t care abt any other opinion. “uhhh what about her crush on the gangster green dude” COMPHET are you kidding me?? Obvious comphet don’t get me started on that. while I’m talking why did they do my girl dirty all the time like her special power is curling her tongue ffs (however +2 for lesbianism SLASH J SLASH LH). anyway buttercup was always my favourite and the show + fanbase misinterpret her too much YES i know its a kids show idc. also the flashforward to her as bimbo is so inaccurate (for all of them tbh lmao) ok she keeps her hair SHORT!! On a more tangential note so many shows that feature ‘tomboy’ or more masculine women use them becoming feminine as a key aspect to their character development/’happy ending’ and Im sick of it. she can learn to be emotionally vulnerable and to rely on others without growing her hair out and wearing lipstick PLEASEE

[wishuponastarion]

"oh sorry, i guess i was infodumping again" - sad, shy, apologetic

"you sly dog, you got me monologuing" - cool, strong, confident

[noys-boise]

I've never watched a single episode of spn but I've been thinking about the implications of being stuck inside a meme

[keithbutgay]

ah shit, he's making me feel emotions again

better stab him before he does more of that

[sugarlywhispers]

the sudden thought of bakugou katsuki sending an audio to his s/o while at the gym, where he speaks IN BETWEEN GASPS AND GRUNTS AND EVEN GROWLS BECAUSE OF THE AMOUNT OF WEIGHT HE'S LIFTING WHILE ALSO TALKING ABOUT WHAT YOU WOULD LIKE FOR DINNER AND SUGGESTING MEALS OR PLEACES TO GO IF YOU WANT AND THEN HE SAYS, "Ugh... whatever you... mmh... want, baby, it's yours..." AND HE EXHALES FUCKING SEXILY AS THE SOUND OF THE WEIGHT DROPPING IS HEARD.

— I'M DYING HELP.

[itchylimpet]

Random parent stories are the strangest thing sometimes

We're watching something about Easter Island (I think? Unless that was an ad; I'm mostly reading, honestly) and Mum, out of nowhere, just said that her cousin's husband was on one of those bomber planes that crashed in New Guinea(?)

Upon questioning, yes, she meant he died there and not that he'd been flying them and survived

And then there was an aside about his son, who was roughly her age, and that they were good friends and he'd given her her childhood dog, and then dropped communication with everyone and now she doesn't know if he's even alive

I just... that was a lot, in quick succession, and now she's just casually watching her documentary again

[hallowvamp]

I know I talked about it not that long ago, but I am once again thinking about Louis holding "Lestat's" face like he's the most beautiful and precious thing in the world.

Even when they were making out passionately, his hands were still gentle. They were never rough. They were just tenderly holding.

Bonus: him rubbing Lestat's cheek with his thumb

Anyway, he loves Lestat so much. I need to go cry over it.

[dragon-in-a-fez]

what if you went fishing in a nuclear cooling pool. then for dinner you could make fission chips

[patolemus]

There’s just something about Stiles being so unflinchingly violent if it’s to protect Derek, of him having vivid fantasies about bashing his bat against Kate’s pretty blonde hair until her brain splatters across the room, about cutting Jennifer’s tongue and arms off so she can’t spell or touch Derek ever again, about lighting Gerard on fire and ripping Kali’s head off her shoulders...