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I Tied a tie, this is my 2nd attempt

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😳 <- this emoji but without the blush or romantic connotation. im not blushing im staring you directly in your fucking eyes

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A sign every artist and crafter should have on their site and window.

When I get my site up and running I’m putting this on the Commission/Payment page.

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Bruce yells “Robin” across the room to his kids. Nobody moves.

Duke: Who is he talking to?

Steph: Pretty sure he’s talking to you.

Duke: I’m not Robin?

Tim: He started calling all of us Robin.

Steph: Cause we lack self identity.

Duke: Fuck that, I’m not going over there until he calls me my name.

Damian: It could be life or death.

Duke: He’s literally just reading a newspaper? There’s no way it’s life or death.

Bruce, again: Robin!

Duke: He’s not even looking up from his newspaper!

Dick: Yeah he does that… it sucks but—

Duke: Fuck this I’m going on patrol. Bye Robins!

Damian: What if someone died. Would you just ignore—

*Duke Leaves*

Steph: Damn I like this kid.

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Don’t tell your daughter that when a boy is mean or rude to her it’s because he has a crush on her. Don’t teach her that abuse is a sign of love.

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no capes au dick and jason referring to tim as gala kid, before he’s adopted because he was the only other kid at the galas and they forgot his name.

jason post coma: what the heck bruce you adopted gala kid??

dick: his name is tim

jason: oh fr?

bruce: jason please be more sensitive his parents died

jason: omg welcome to the club

dick laughing: that’s what i told him!

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Writing is like, type type type, clackity clack clack- and whoops im on social media now

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Tim showing up to Wayne Manor aged 13 wearing a t shirt saying "I'm not the step Robin I'm the Robin that stepped up"

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Steph (angry): RICHARD F. GRAYSON! Dick: That's not my- Tim (playing along): What does the F stand for? Dick: My middl- Steph: Flying. Jason: Oh. I thought something else. Dick: It's John, actually.

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Just found out in the Romani language Kon means who but in Kryptonian it is a slur for clones that translates to abomination

So just imagine this

Tim: This is my teammate Superboy or Kon-El

Kon: Wassup

Dick: So his name translates to who…?

Tim: No. His name is a Kryptonian slur for clones that translates to “abomination”

Dick: OH MY GOD THAT IS SO MUCH WORSE

Kon: Yep…

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did i tell u guys i got into an argument on twitter bc i said foxes are dogs and someone tried to bring up their actual fuckin. classification or whatever and i just said “foxes are dogs cause they are fluffye” and they kept arguing with me. the entire time i was like “you will not survive the immigration to tumblr you are lucky we are not there right now”

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My favorite brand of Batfam fics is the family learning that Tim was, in fact, a stalker.

Like they’re just talking about some random thing or another but can’t quite remember the specifics but Tim, who’s only been passively paying attention, hits them with a play by play and the exact date it took place.

Or Like Dick is talking about one of his first early takedowns and he starts to explain the riddle The Riddler was using and Tim pips up like “no, he used that one during the Arkham breakout Christmas 20xx. The puzzle for this encounter was…”

Jason is in the med hall and they’re trying to remember some injury report he experienced pre- pit and Tim just casually rattle it off like “oh I remember that fight. Got some really cool action shots before your arm broke.”

Just Tim knowing way too much about this family and the rest of them never fully realizing the extent of his knowledge until one day it just clicks.

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Deffanitally not re-writing 3 paragraphs over and over again for chp 1 because they don't sound or feel right.........nope, hahahaha.......

I am BEGGING YOU GUYS HES A BIRD

Stop taking the bird motif out of him. let him keep his wings. no more cape. let him be a bird.

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Dick: LOOK! ITS MY ITSY BITSY BABY BROTHER!

Jason: are you talking about tim or damian?

Dick: Tim is itsy bitsy, Damian is eensy weensy.

Jason: well “eensy weensy” looks about ready to kill you and “itsy bitsy” looks like he’ll help.

Dick: aww! they’re bonding!

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My contribution tothe TimKon clone baby AU would be how differently Bruce and Clark react to becoming grandparents.

Clark's becomes white as a sheet when he hears about it. Straight up interrogating him on how he got someone pregnant. When it's revealed that the kid was a clone, he changes his tune and tries to explain that if he didn't feel like he's ready for fatherhood, it's completely okay. But then when Kon explains that he volunteered his genetic material to Tim, he goes back to yelling at him.

My man went through a rollercoaster of emotions and got a migraine.

Bruce by contrast, admonished Tim for getting someone pregnant, then changes it to taking someone's DNA without permission, to not having a child as a child even if the other party consented to it. He goes through the motions of scolding his kid while secretly planning out his grandbaby's room in the manor.

Bonus:

Pa and Ma Kent were disappointed in Kon, but supportive. They were excited to meet their new great grandbaby.

Alfred wasn't even surprised, of course one of his grandkids was going to inherit the collecting children gene, it ran in the family. He just thought it would be Jason first.

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