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kyle-edith · 2 months ago
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Me after being almost 4 hours in a fuckass small bus
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the-muppet-joker · 7 months ago
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Today I am feeling particulary dark and deranged. I might do something crazy. I might very well have a second corndog.
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bumblebeesfromvenus · 8 months ago
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I know you mean good but fat girls can also break easily. I also don’t mean to sound rude or offend you but it’s rare for fat girls to be 6 foot, I know you might be fat and 6 foot but it’s pretty rare. I think most people stick to petite girls in cod stories because it would be scary and horrifying if they gave reader their sweater and all the sudden reader fits or barely fits in it and it only works as a crop top on them. And please try to remember just because their fat doesn’t mean they aren’t clean fat girls bathe too and do their eyebrows too they aren’t slobs. Fat girls can break when they get laid and yes I believe they also will jiggle around in the process so please try to be mindful when bringing up cod guys with a fat girl
Girl what
I'm 5"2 so idk what you're talking about lmao
Also, I have never once written fat/chubby girls in a bad light, like???
OMG WHAT THEY BATHE?!?!?!?
Ya don't say.
I'm literally a fat girl myself 💀
I've seen this before, so it's probably someone sending it to creators who write for chubby readers to get their point (???) across or something.
People can write whatever they want, okay.
Most writers write with themselves in mind, so the reader will reflect that in subtle ways. I know that the petite girl thing is become sort of a meme on here but like there are girls who look like that lol
And like, this is fiction. I don't know why you're trying to justify only writing for skinny people by saying it might be unrealistic in some ways????
If I say the reader is fat and like Johnny's hoodie is oversize, THEN IT'S FUCKING OVERSIZE OKAY
And if I want John to pick up the chubby reader and carry her across the goddamn world, HE FUCKING WILL
When did fanfiction become about realism???
Y'all write about hybrid AUs, Omega stuff, Monster AUs (no hate, I love all the unique ideas!!) but we can't write about fat girls??
Yeah no. Not in this fucking house.
And the thing about breaking easily....
Girl, we literally have built-in airbags. Whether that's tig ol bitties, thunderthighs, the tummy of love or the ass of the century.
Like we are cushioned all the way through????
If you throw me and my (skinny) sister against a wall, who do you think is gonna come out with fewer injuries?
Yeah.
Again, NONE OF THIS IS REAL.
I know this is probably a troll, but I'm so sick of people like this. Anyway,
FAT GIRLS FOREVER 🩷✨️
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gendertrickster · 11 months ago
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"if you don't like john egbert you don't like june either" those are two different names for the same character. And only the latter name is correct
well, no. john egbert is the name of the main character of homestuck for its entire run, and june egbert is the name widely adopted for the widespread transfeminine headcanon, one which is slated to be executed upon for the first time in an official context in homestuck: beyond canon. the difference between the way john is broadly characterized and the way june is broadly characterized is chasmous in size. john, textually, is snarky, smug, clever, dissociative, but all-around good-hearted; june, atextually, is bubbly, silly, oblivious, emotional, and all-around a misogynist caricature. people who like june egbert don't like john egbert, they like jade harley, and like to pretend that's what june egbert would be like in execution, but it's not. transitioning is not a paradigm shift on your entire personality — it is a complex process of self-actualization that can lead to vast changes in mindset and personality, yes, but it's not a hard reset, and the ways june is changed from john in the broader fandom's perception is both atextual to how john is as a character and weirdly misogynist in how it interprets this textually very clever and perceptive character who is suddenly a girl now so she has to be stupid and ditzy clearly
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nic-coughlan · 3 months ago
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i will literally and with hate in my heart burn netflix headquarters to the ground if they don't renew heartstopper for a season four
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spacevixenmusic · 9 months ago
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Source: Gushing Over Magical Girls [2024]
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mssecret2 · 1 month ago
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Don't let this blog fool you. You are not entitled to attention or conversations. Just because my blog is sexual in nature doesn't mean you can be disrespectful in my dms. Experience to blog, enjoy it, be respectful to the woman running it, fellas!
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princescar · 3 months ago
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my diploma in yapology..
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yxlenas · 7 months ago
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Hi I'm here to talk about Ukraine vs. Palestine because I hate myself and having a peaceful blog
I've seen more than one weird bad faith take comparing the Russo-Ukrainian War to what's happening in the Gaza Strip, so let's look at the wartime numbers. As of 2024, Ukraine has 2.2 million military personnel and the 31st strongest passport, granting access to 148 countries. They're currently engaged in an accession deal with the European Union and the US sent them 77.8 million dollars in military financing ALONE, outside of the financial aid sent under USAI. Ukraine has been recognized outside of Soviet satellite status by the UN since 1991. 10,500 civilian casualties have been estimated, according to OXFAM, including about 600 children since February 2022. Also, Ukraine is very much under Genocide Emergency currently (updated link thanks to @kyitsya). I made a post with sources about Russia's attempts to destroy Ukrainian culture here that everyone reblogging this one should also reblog.
The POPULATION of Gaza before the beginning of the Israeli bombardment in October 2023 was .1 million people more than the Ukrainian military. They have no sovereign status at the UN. Their passport is 99th in the world and there are only 41 countries that are visa free. There has not been a free election in Gaza since 2007. There is no functional standing army, just the NSF (That has US support, btw)which is also essentially a police force of less than 11,000 people. Even accepting the IDF claim that 15,000 militants have been killed since the October 7th attack, that's approximately 20,000 non-combatants killed, taking into account the UN's altered data. Even after the UN revised data, 14,500 children have been killed. in EIGHT MONTHS. Gaza is experiencing a Genocide Emergency as well (as is Israel, because of the attacks on October 7th).
Militarily, Ukraine is being well supplied and supported. They have a still-functioning government and a standing military as well as international support. Gaza...has none of that. There needs to be a ceasefire, an international consensus going forward, and a sustainable, long term solution that allows for a sovereign Palestine (Including the end of illegal settlements in the West Bank), free and fair elections, and free movement in and out of Palestinian territories for Palestinians. I do not have a solution, I am simply a historian who teaches World History after 1500. But this is not sustainable, and bad faith comparisons and whataboutisms are NOT the move here.
Some FAQ RE collective punishment and US sanctions on Ukrainian use of US armaments below the cut!
But yxlenas, October 7th was a terrorist attack!
Yeah. It was. 1200 people were murdered because of their Jewishness, including a pretty prominent left wing peace activist. (Notice Israel is also currently experiencing a genocide emergency) and Hamas is a designated terrorist organization who definitely does not treat the civilians it is supposed to be governing in any sort of humane or safe way. The ICC issued warrants for those it believes to be responsible for the orchestration of the October 7th terrorist attacks alongside their warrants for Netanyahu and Yoav Gallant. But literally nothing excuses collective punishment (this is a WAR CRIME) which is what expert opinion has declared Israel's actions in the Gaza strip.
But yxlenas, we don't let Ukraine use US weapons on Russian targets inside Russia!
You're right, we don't. Allow me to direct you to Encyclopedia Britannica's article on the Cold War for an explanation as to why we don't do that.
But yxlenas, the bombing of Dresden killed between 25,000-250,000 civilians and helped us defeat the Nazis!
You're right! And it's literally referred to as a campaign of TERROR BOMBING and is considered one of the most controversial Allied decisions of the entire war. Israel also has an AI algorithm to target Hamas militants that is 90% accurate. With tech like that there's very little excuse to be bombing the way they're bombing that ISN'T collective punishment with the goal of eliminating the Palestinian presence in Gaza. Itamar Ben Gvir, the minister of National Security (who is threatening to resign, by the way, good fucking riddance), is actively advocating for the resettlement of Gaza.
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ry8video · 7 months ago
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i am at war with the groundhog in my backyard
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wearevillaneve · 1 year ago
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Villanelle is the answer. What was the question? (original illustration by prianinkn/Instagram)
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soli-terri · 1 year ago
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Artwork by Trevor Brown.
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stachesainzcore · 1 month ago
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I'll make out with whoever gives me a shirt that says, 'Charles Leclerc is a whiny cunt.'
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bookishtheaterlover7 · 1 year ago
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The hate you have for her is so pathetic. He’s never gonna fuck a fat heffalump loser like you with no friends and no life outside tumblr so just give it up ❤️
WOW!!! I'm sticking to my beliefs and opinions about this whole thing because I wanna fuck him...
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I'm sorry that your life you evil racist bitch, is so sad and insecure that you resort to insulting people ANONYMOUSLY online.
Go back to obsessing over that racist slut you praise so much. Because you supporting her, means you are like or are her. Which is even sadder, considering you have to buy followers to stay relevant.
And by the way, my life and my problems outside of Tumblr is none of your business. But then again you couldn't care less because all you care about is getting a rise out of the side that doesn't even bother y'all.
And by the way, I'm not giving this up until YOU FUCKTARDS, FIND THAT DAMN MARRIAGE CERTIFICATE, AND IMMIGRATION RECORDS. BECAUSE THE LORD KNOWS YOU BITCHES ARE HOLDING ON TO SUCH A NARRATIVE AS WEAK AS YOUR BALLS TO SINK THIS LOW EVERYTIME
And I say this with all my heart
FUCKING BACK OFF MY PAGE!!!
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THIS ALSO GOES OUT TO THE REST OF YOU DUMB RACIST ANTISEMITIC SUPPORTERS
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blu3b3rrynightmar3 · 3 months ago
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I have spent 6 hours in an emotionally, mentally, and physically exhausting hellhole [aka school], exerted ever part of my body while holding my breath [swim practice] for an hour, concentrated my mind, fingers, breath, tongue, mouth, so much of me into making silly sounds on a metal tube [flute practice] for another hour and then wrote down all of this...
with 5 hours of sleep and no caffeine or electrolytes
so don't fuck with me
Love y'all tho buh-byeeee
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dystopiasdarling · 2 years ago
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[ we are never going back ]
☓ S T A Y R E B E L ☓
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