yxlenas
Football Edition 2024
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She/her. Disabled and mean. Catholic but bad at it. Queer. Professional Hater. @reysrose on AO3.
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yxlenas · 38 minutes ago
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I am in a fuckass mood
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yxlenas · 48 minutes ago
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Once again I would like to put myself out there to say: Aerin Frankel looks like she bites
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yxlenas · 49 minutes ago
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yxlenas · 7 hours ago
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alright everyone
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yxlenas · 9 hours ago
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yxlenas · 11 hours ago
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yxlenas · 13 hours ago
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sexually frustrated? no you misunderstood i am SPORTS frustrated ahahaah. god my team sucks
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yxlenas · 1 day ago
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Okay, someone get Philips a beer and 4 advil, poor kid.
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yxlenas · 1 day ago
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I think they should let Clark go apeshit as a treat
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yxlenas · 1 day ago
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this isn’t the Care Bears world buddy no amount of love and peace is gonna fix anything
sorry you're a shit-skulled troglodyte incapable of human connection but selfless love is the only enduring light in the heart of mankind and the power we hold above all other life on this planet. cunt.
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yxlenas · 1 day ago
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no but tumblr is just what human beings are like when just allowed to be. middle school class on a school trip energy mixed with neolitic village around the fire at dusk energy mixed with hippie commune energy mixed with archaic greek aural epos energy mixed with
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yxlenas · 1 day ago
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"the most penalized team in the PWHL" wow I really know how to pick em huh
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yxlenas · 1 day ago
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There is a story of Saint Maria of Paris that when, in occupied France, a Nazi solider approached her and asked her if she knew of any Jewish people she replied "Yes" and went and directed the solider to an icon of the Virgin Mary with the infant Jesus.
So I think, if a govement officer approches you and asks you if you know of any illegal immigrants you too can do as the saint did then and direct them to an icon of the Virgin Mary and the infant Jesus.
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yxlenas · 1 day ago
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yxlenas · 1 day ago
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dichen lachman’s bone structure reblog if u agree keep scrolling if you unfortunately dont know who dichen lachman is
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yxlenas · 1 day ago
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no matter how often it happens its always a little jarring to realize that someone is like completely bag of rocks stupid
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yxlenas · 1 day ago
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ronance my beloved
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