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have you done the "type the problem into a calculator and copy the answer back" encounter?
#okay i promise this is the last post about that idea#i have like a few ideas about that but those are not funny enough to continue this rabbit hole#bonus question: find the video i changed the html from#(i only changed the title. the channel picture and the channel name)#don't actually do that#but if you do please enjoy#destiny 2#destiny warlock#destiny 2 art#my art
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For totally not art related reasons, do you have any refs or drawing of Dream and nightmare? Or Ollie and Oren perhaps???
....Ghost. What are you doing. S t o p. You've already drawn so much, my heart can't handle, I can't keep up, you're literally out here making more art for my fic than me, I need to lock in, please-

O k a y. So the short answer is n o. I keep their appearances vague enough, that you can sort of imagine whatever clothes you want on them :D That is definitely not just an excuse because I'm... really bad at imagining clothes on people, but that's besides the point-
The long answer is, Dream and Nightmare should be easy right now. They don't differ much from their canon appearances, so you can draw them pretty close to how they appear in canon. Just, I like to imagine them in posh sort of, fancy 𝓴𝓲𝓷𝓰𝓭𝓸𝓶 clothes. Nightmare in a lot of purples and dark colors, and Dream is in a lot of yellow, golden and ivy colors :D Idk, man. Just. Any flouncy sleeve shirt, kingdom-esque, fairytale clothing would probably work for me, I have not put a ton of thought into what they wear besides the general colors they tend to wear-
Ollie and Oren are a lil different since I have to describe their general appearance lol. The clothes, they're the same deal as the Catcher twins; just give 'em whatever the hell fantasy clothes you want. Only exception is Oren's Royal Guard outfit is like a set of armor with the Delta Rune logo on the front like Boris lol
But, basically, to try and be short, Oren = crimson red dragon with sort of jagged horns that point backward if that makes sense. His horns/claws are darker red than the rest of him and he has orange/amber looking eyes. Also, wings of course lol (Maybe they've got a few holes in 'em now after Ink lmao)
Ollie = Turquoise, blueish dragon with a purple right eye and an opaque, cloudy, scarred white eye on the left. The left side of her face is just generally scarred and you can probably see a tooth poking out because her mouth doesn't close like it used to lol. Her horns/claws are a darker turquoise/blue color, and her horns are just smooth curves and not sort of jagged like Oren's if that makes sense lmao. She has wings too that look pretty normal (even if she can't fly with them. Invisible disabilities, babyyy-)
But yee! I hope this sort of helps! Kind of. Maybe. I haven't drawn them yet, but I can sort of describe them-
#I'm just not good at describing clothes man#Like. I guess I have ideas in my mind#I just don't know how to describe them or look them up#Went on a l o n g google search man#Just trying to find examples of what I was thinking about#“tunic” “prince shirt” “prince tunic” “long sleeved tunic”#It wasn't a good time man#The prince shirt search was hilarious though#I *did not* find what I was looking for#But at the same time; I did#Imagine. Everybody in fantasy/kingdom clothes then Nightmare is just like#In Prince the popstar memorabilia#“PRINCE CANON IN PERSEVERANCE AU?!?! NO CLICKBAIT?!?”#Don't actually do that#But if you feel compelled to#Like idk man. That'd actually be amazing#I would laugh so hard and love it forever because this is my sort of wack sense of humor#What are these tags man; you just asked a simple question what is wrong with me rn-
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anyways happy FIVE YEAR anniversary of me coming out everyone needs to call me king of the gays today
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Brenda Miller has always been good at acting. Faking. Pretending. She’s been doing it her whole life, acting like her home life was fine when her parents were in the middle of a divorce. Faking the perfect cheerleader. Pretending she loved being at the top of the high school food chain, being the Queen of Jeanes High.Her whole life, she’s been acting without a script.Now it’s time to write one, she thought, picking up Jackson’s diary.
kill yourself
#IM /J#IM JOKING#DON'T ACTUALLY DO THAT#but hey at least I deleted my oneshots before you got a hold of those#thank fuck I deleted my oneshots collection#anyways I'm gonna go die now#asks#answer'd
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that article going around abt firefox's new ad program is annoying bc it's phrased as though "mozilla has finally TURNED on its people and is SELLING YOU OUT for cold hard cash!!" when. that's not what's happening. it is specifically being implemented to discourage tracking behavior, and literally all the data they are giving to advertisers is aggregate and anonymized, which is like, the opposite of what that post wants you to worry about, lol
#the nemesis speaks#unfortunately i don't have enough energy to like. campaign about this.#it's actually a really interesting tactic to discourage invasive tracking#basically giving individual advertisers a way to measure '% effectiveness of ad' without individual info getting attached to it#whatever anyway i'm going to bed. do NOT discourse on this post or i will get your ass
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arcane ships be like
i love a show that teaches equality (😭😭😭)
#guys i don't actually ship jayvik but it was necessary for the reference#sorry for the quality btw i threw this together#timebomb#jayvik#caitvi#arcane#arcane spoilers#arcane season 2#EDIT: multiple people have pointed out that the labels i've used aren't the characters' real sexualities. and they're right#there's actually NO labels in runeterra so i shoulda said m/f m/m and f/f relationships#but you guys already gave this 13k notes so whatever bro#just know!!! they are more than whatever nathaniacolver post labels them as! :)#EDIT AGAIN AFTER THE FINALE: I DO INDEED NOW SHIP JAYVIK. DAFUQ#DOOM IS DOOM#edit number 3 or something idk man people keep asking stuff:#i made this after act 1 and before acts 2 & 3 so this is an ACT 1 MEME#and yes timebomb are whatever the frick you want them to be. *sighs*. i should've said f/m relationship so bad
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attention, all glittering cheddar miners: melon bun cookie is in great danger and she needs your help to wipe out the goblins in the secret goblin mine. but to do this, she needs an upgraded pickaxe and a couple of cheese stones. to help her, all she needs is your credit card number, the three digits on the back, and the expiration month and year. but you gotta be quick so that melon bun cookie can secure the bag and achieve the (radio static)!
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Save time and just pee during sex. CHECKMATE BACTERIA!

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not to sound like a boomer, but I need some people to learn how to write emails in a semi-professional (at the very least) format so you're not cold emailing a business/potential employer/any other stranger about formal matters in the exact same way you'd DM a close friend on instagram
the formality/language can loosen up in the email chain once you've established a rapport and you match the other person if they're being less formal, but please don't have the very first email you send a stranger be written in all lowercase ultra-casual sms slang with no greeting or signature and a billion emojis
#this sounds like a 'argh kids these days doing [insert exaggerated story they don't actually do in reality]' kind of thing#except that I've gotten soooo many emails like this#there's a reason that I don't have my DMs open on any socmed and it's bc they attract people getting way too casual/parasocial immediately#and forcing people to write out an email both filters out 90% of weird impulse messages and also throws them out of that casual headspace#except that I can actively tell when this fails and someone is treating emails as if they're the same thing as DMs
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this is just my opinion but i think any good media needs obsession behind it. it needs passion, the kind of passion that's no longer "gentle scented candle" and is now "oh shit the house caught on fire". it needs a creator that's biting the floorboards and gnawing the story off their skin. creators are supposed to be wild animals. they are supposed to want to tell a story with the ferocity of eating a good stone fruit while standing over the sink. the same protective, strange instinct as being 7 and making mud potions in pink teacups: you gotta get weird with it.
good media needs unhinged, googling-at-midnight kind of energy. it needs "what kind of seams are invented on this planet" energy and "im just gonna trust the audience to roll with me about this" energy. it needs one person (at least) screaming into the void with so much drive and energy that it forces the story to be real.
sometimes people are baffled when fanfic has some stunning jaw-dropping tattoo-it-on-you lines. and i'm like - well, i don't go here, but that makes sense to me. of fucking course people who have this amount of passion are going to create something good. they moved from a place of genuine love and enjoyment.
so yeah, duh! saturday cartoons have banger lines. random street art is sometimes the most precious heart-wrenching shit you've ever seen. someone singing on tiktok ends up creating your next favorite song. youtubers are giving us 5 hours of carefully researched content. all of this is the impossible equation to latestage capitalism. like, you can't force something to be good. AI cannot make it good. no amount of focus-group testing or market research. what makes a story worth listening to is that someone cares so much about telling it - through dance, art, music, whatever it takes - that they are just a little unhinged about it.
one time my friend told me he stayed up all night researching how many ways there are to peel an orange. he wrote me a poem that made me cry on public transportation. the love came through it like pith, you know? the words all came apart in my hands. it tasted like breakfast.
#warm up#writeblr#actually this is because again i don't go here#i don't read/write fanfic but i have nothing but respect for my troops#but i also have never played minecraft. im sorry. please ask me any question about pokemon tho i love that shit#anyway#out of some banal and thoughtless curiosity i watched the minecraft movie trailer#and again i know nothing about minecraft. i am aware im in an endangered population#but im watching this going: this is so fucking.... BAD#there is NO LOVE in it!#like if someone who has NO history in minecraft watches that and is like - ohhh this is soulless#WHO IS THE AUDIENCE????#ppl who love minecraft are gonna hate it!!!#at some point it's the ''mean girls musical movie'' problem --#some people will always hate the premise of what you're doing and some people will love it#make it for the ppl who love it#and usually that somewhat convinces the haters to like. chill enough to TRY it . bc it IS good#but when you try to make it for the haters..... nobody likes it. it doesn't have passion. energy. footwork#which is a small way of saying a big thing: if you love something. fucking make it and assume someone will love it too.#i love u . be brave . be bold. be in boston and come to my reading#where i wrote a really weird fucked up little book.#love u love u love u etc
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wild west astra.... shooting star? think about it
You already are supposed to wish upon me
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Viktor's confident smiles - 2/?
#viktor arcane#arcane#league of legends#viktorarcane#arcane edit#my edits#viktor#viktor nation how we feeling#viktor appreciation#viktor's smiles#nothing is more attractive than a man excited about his science#heimerdinger be a better pi please#their interactions are actually very accurate#you meet your pi excited about your latest data#and they are like#ok#cool#now do 80 more experiments to confirm the results and strengthen your conclusions#time who?#we don't know her
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If you saw me agreeing with being annoyed about wasted helium in a fictional context and were like "I bet she has some more helium based anger in her life" good news LAPD fucked up a raid on a medical facility they thought was a pot farm and flat out ruined thousands of gallons of the stuff.
#Back in the day the lab I worked in went through the stuff at a hell of a rate#But that was to actually do something at least#It's also fucking humiliating that a SF paper gets to write up our cops being dipshits#I am so fucking mad about both these aspects the wasted helium and that SF gets to laugh at us#I wrote a very very angry email to my city councilor but I do that like twice a week and I don't think he reads them or anything#So I suspect this one will also not move much
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baby rogue is once again committing crimes but too nice to actually get away with them
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#bg3#baldur's gate 3#astarion#dadstarion#karlach#shadowheart#shadowlach#sort of sequel to the night orchids comic#i think he's a bit older here so he's a lot more. Aware that he's actually doing something wrong#he even hid the evidence he just can't keep it to himself#astarion's dad hair is my roman empire#ft. the pantry where he and dorian go to 1. argue or 2. laugh about what their beautiful child did so they don't encourage him
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Male character: I'm not attracted to women.
Fandom: Oh, he's gay.
Female character: I'm not attracted to men.
Fandom: Oh, she's a lesbian.
Any character: I'm not attracted to anybody.
Fandom: Well, we don't know that they're ace/aro/aroace. It's open for interpretation. They're not canonically ace/aro/aroace unless they specifically say they are.
Hmmmm. I wonder why we're so frustrated in fandom spaces. I wonder if there's a reason.
#aromantic#asexual#aroace#ace#aspec#acespec#arospec#aro#fandom#not talking about any fandom specifically but it can apply to a LOT of them from what I've seen#And yes this is something I've actually seen people unironically say#multiple times#in multiple fandoms#Just say you don't like aspects characters#It's not like you're even doing a good job of hiding it#my posts
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did this as a quick scribble at like 1 AM last night and...immediately lost all motivation to ever clean it up. ( ᐛ ) but I had to draw my son being the fanciest little flower boy who ever threw petals down an aisle. oh my god.
#art#twisted wonderland#twisted wonderland spoilers#eternity float#eternity float of the coral sea#surprise! my art actually CAN look worse!#but i just love these fancy lads so much#like i was initially kinda 'CORAL S -- aw no merforms? :('#but i figure they're probably saving a proper underwater event for azul so whatever it's time for HYPE#especially because it looks like it might be WEDDING-THEMED(!!!)#and/or kiss the girl(!!!!!!!)#and honestly for both of those jade is actually the funniest possible ssr choice#sorry leona we found the one event that...no he would still be hilarious. dangit.#honestly though these are top-tier choices all around#if i was going to walk around a beach while jade talks endlessly at me about the legend of the mermaid princess with big sleeves#i could ask for nothing better than riddle malleus and rook to be standing there tossing flower petals at me the whole time#i know it's probably all ~algorithm-based~ or whatever they have that tells them what characters to use#but there is legit a little something i think in doing a kiss the girl theme with those three#the three guys who have some of the most trouble properly expressing themselves#and also jade who i assume just thinks they're all prime sources for hilarity#he will 100% be looking for opportunities to 'accidentally' push someone overboard#bonus points if there's a very fancy cake that they can fall into on the way down#i don't know anything about what the story will be yet but i know that much is true
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