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has anyone noticed that to clean smth u often have to get smth else dirty

massively fucked up

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Being a parent isn't always easy.

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Today at work we were unpacking a big box, and I looked at the box and thought, huh. That box looks much smaller than me sitting on the ground, but I bet if I really scrunched down I could fit most of my body inside the box. And I had one leg fully in the box before I realized:

I am not a cat

I am work

I am wearing a nice suit and might need to appear in court later

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Don’t give CPR to wild animals: a thing you wouldn’t think you’d have to tell people but apparently you do. 💀

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Dinotopia is a fictional utopia created by author and illustrator James Gurney. It is the setting for the book series with which it shares its name. Dinotopia is an isolated island inhabited by shipwrecked humans and sentient dinosaurus who have learned to coexist peacefully as a single symbiotic society. The first book has “appeared in 18 languages in more than 30 countries and sold two million copies.”Dinotopia: A Land Apart from Time and Dinotopia: The World Beneath both won Hugo awards for best original artwork.

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If you had an identical twin that you get along with, you could probably have a lot of fun by getting to know other sets of identical twins and then pulling pranks with them.

Like seeing two people who look exactly the same close proximity to each other? Yeah that's totally twins. But imagine being in an art gallery where there's a group of five people on the 1st floor, and you go up the stairs and ???? the exact same group of five people is also there?? And you didn't see them pass you at the stairs?

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The rest of Tumblr seeing aa fans make our little "It's almost christmas!!" Jokes for the 20th year in a row

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special defense

does this count as anything ???is this art

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#Merry crisis

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Woah, check out this sick sculpture. I wonder what kind of honor this place holds. I bet they esteemed some wicked deeds in there.

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We all can agree that it'll never be enough content of THAT story part so... Full comic is not finished yet, but I've put so much effort an time in this part. I need to share my mania with others.

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pet peeve is when a fellow hater conducts their haterism such that they leave the hater community vulnerable to attack. “i think characterizing Character A in x way is boring and annoying” = beautiful, flawless, unimpeachable haterism. no one can tell u that u aren’t allowed to find a certain characterization boring. “it is morally/objectively wrong to characterize Character A in x way” = sloppy, reactionary, overcommitting. you have left our eastern flank open to attack girl what the hell….now my dedicated hater troops are taking fire from YOUR enemies fuckkkkk

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My sexiest Halloween costume yet.