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He should be at the Adventurer's Guild.

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Remember how LiveJournal let you have several icons (or avatars or "pfps" as you might call them now)? And you'd carefully choose an icon to fit the subject matter, your tone, and the blog on which you were commenting or posting?

And it could make your argument look that much snarkier if you used a rude one? Or you could use it to add a multiplier to a joke?

And icons, alongside banners and wallpapers, were a whole genre of fanwork with its own design language, conventions, and norms, including carefully crediting people for them?

That was neat.

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new stimtoy idea: 80s-90s anime sci-fi cockpit

Put me in one of these bad boys and I will be entertained for hours

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hey it's probably a really good idea to download a copy of your Master Promissory Note since most of them stipulate that your loans are *specifically owed to the Department of Education* and if you intend to dispute the debt in the wake of the DoE dissolving that will be really good to have

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these buttons from the dying party city go so hard

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i am afraid of people who reblog things with no tags. not even any identifiers like the show it’s from or anything. just silence. what are you thinking?? hello??

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Hey crazy request but could you edit it so that Watson is bald and lower the sunlight reflection enough that it looks like his immense baldness is burning Holmes' bed. Feel free to ignore this I had to ask tho in case you had the seperate layers of the (BEAUTIFUL) artwork and were able to do this

lmao I do not have his hair on a separate layer but please consider this formal permission to go nuts with photoshop because I would also like to see this

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do you think mocking catholicism is funny

yes. next question

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Zaha Hadid Heydar Aliyev Center 

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Like I give a Fuck

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~ The Book of Clever Beasts, by Myrtle Reed, 1904

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okay I am begging people to understand that it is not "planned obsolescence" or "corporate greed" for manufacturers to stop selling things because genuinely better technologies become available. I just had someone arguing with me that they should be able to buy a new nickel-cadmium battery for their 25-year-old cordless vacuum. NiCd batteries were outlawed a decade ago for very good reasons. if you really want to have the same effect as using one you can just go out and shoot 10 people with Bullets That Give You Cancer and then rip out your own kidney

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would he fucking say that? let's investigate.