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elsweetheart · 2 years ago

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going crazy over how you write ellie omfg , requesting you do hcs of your choice for her !

lots of people wanted more ellie hcs so here’s a few more! enjoy 🫶🏼

ellie williams hcs part 2

• you love her tattoo, and she catches onto that pretty quickly. she loves the way you trace your finger over the leaves sweetly whilst you ask her for something, or stare at it whilst she’s talking to you if she’s wearing something short sleeved. because of this, you notice ellie starts to roll her sleeves up more often. she’ll be pushing the material up her arms and look away from you, pretending she has no idea what she’s doing but can never resist taking a peek and letting a little smile slip onto her face when she catches you staring, sucking down on your bottom lip, eyes glazed over.

• ellie is super perceptive to your emotions, half of the time she knows you’re anxious before you do because she’s in tune with the way you act / react when certain things happen. she usually does a pretty solid job at reassuring you, but overtime she realises that sometimes you don’t want to directly talk about what’s making you anxious — so she comforts you in different ways. she’ll pull you in for a hug and keep you there a few seconds longer than usual, knowing you need it. her voice will instantly lower its volume when she talks to you, trying to make everything about her gentle. one time, she could tell you were overthinking and worrying so she found a load of felt tip pens that still worked on a run and let you colour in her tattoo.

• will play the guitar for you when you can’t sleep, even if she has to squint at the strings in the moonlight to make sure she’s about to pluck the right one. she’ll even quietly sing you a little song, and won’t stop until she hears your soft snores. ellie is terrible at taking compliments, so the next morning when you’re cuddling and you tell her how nice her voice is / guitar playing skills are, she’ll just blush and tell you everything she did wrong— but she feels good on the inside.

• ellie honestly has no shame. if she wants to fuck you, she truly doesn’t care where it is. everyone could be in the next room with the door wide open and she wouldn’t hesitate to stick her hand down your pants, chuckling as she slides a hand over your mouth. “we’re fine. think you can keep the noise down or am i just that good?” she’ll also make your bed creak and bump into wall loudly whilst she’s fucking you with her strap at night, simply chuckling when dina, who was at the other side of the wall complains about it the next day. “i have no idea what you’re talking about.” she’d shake her head, pinching your waist as she walks past you.

• literally unbeatable at board games. no one knows why, or how — but she is victorious every single time. usually you’re too sleepy for a late night board game session with the group, so you’ll just curl up beside her as she insists that the two of you are a team. before each roll she’ll hold the dice up to your pouty lips and make you kiss it for good luck. on the rare occasions when she loses, she’s a terrible sore loser. she will argue with whoever beat her for hours and insist they cheated and then pretty much bully them the entire next day.

• so condescending during sex. it’s infuriating but makes your head swim because it puts you in such a subby headspace you don’t even know how to react other than to just “mhm” desperately to whatever she’s saying. when she’s making you feel good, you often babble — trying to hold onto whatever control you have over your brain until she chuckles, pressing a kiss to your collarbone. “oh yeah? wanna tell me what language that was in baby? sounds like nonsense to me.” she’s smiling against your skin and you’re burning hot with embarrassment. “ellie—st—please i don’t know— can’t even think.” you whine, her fingers curling up deliciously inside you. “i know, teasing you is so funny though. so fucking cute.”

• will kiss you even when she’s mad (either at you, or in general.) like if you ask for one, or just pucker your lips at her she physically cannot say no. her angry pouty face won’t leave her, she’ll just grab your jaw and press her lips to yours kinda rough before letting go and continuing like it never happened. sometimes you find it cute, other times it makes you wanna bend over for her :)))

• i headcanon ellie as an ass girl, so she’s always copping a feel or checking out your behind when she gets the chance. if you bend over to pick something up and she’s standing behind you she will literally lean back to look at it, and then pretend she wasn’t looking when you stand up straight again. also if she’s walking beside you her hand will start on the centre of your back, slide down slowly to your lower back, sometimes take a detour to your waist, but always will end up in the back pocket of your jeans so she can squeeze.

• the first few times you took her strap was fucking excruciating for her, because you looked so sweet trying your best to take it all for her. it tested her self control, because seeing you spread out, holding your puffy abused pussy open to take her deeper and whimpering through the stretch made her want to hold you down and fuck you hard but she wanted to of course make it as pleasurable for you as possible so she took it nice and slow, let you fuck against it yourself for a while before grinding it carefully into you making you practically sob for her. sometimes it would all get too overwhelming for a moment and you’d be panting, losing your breath slightly. she’d stop and take your face in her hands making you look at her. “hey, breathe. i’ve got you. not gonna go faster than what you need right now, but i’m gonna give you what you want. just relax. there you go. good girl.” and she just talks u through it so well :::::)))))

• takes so much interest in your special hobbies and interests because they’re so unique to you and she just wants to feel as close to you as possible. whatever you like, she tries to practise in her own private time so she can get good at it too / learn about what it is so she can hold her own in a conversation about it. ellie is an incredibly curious person who is always looking to learn new things so she’s thrilled when you can introduce her to things she doesn’t know that are fun :)

#ellie williams headcanons #ellie williams smut #ellie williams prompt #ellie williams drabble #ellie williams fluff #ellie williams blurb

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starlitiris · 3 months ago

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“Where is the Justice?”

Chapter 5: Lab Rat

Summary: “Sebastian and Malachi are having lunch together, just as they have been everyday for the past few months. I’d like to say that nothing is new, but that would be a lie. It’s the calm before the storm.”

Notes are at the end

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January 29th, 2014

“Looking a little blue around the gills, Sebastian!” Malachi sat across from Sebastian at the table, setting his lunch tray down without much care. He grinned, finding himself very funny.

“Dude. Not cool,” Sebastian glared.

“Well, it’s true,” Malachi picks up his fruit cup to open it. “You do have gills, and they are blue,” he points out.

Sebastian rolls his eyes and goes back to picking at his meatloaf – if he could even call it that. The food here wasn’t much better than what he was given in surface-prison.

Sebastian wasn’t too jazzed about having gills visible on his neck for everyone to see. He wasn’t too jazzed about them being there period. It hurt and itched to grow them in, and the soreness and itching hadn’t stopped yet. It was distracting and unpleasant, not to mention the skin around his gills was starting to turn a blueish-gray. It looked gross to him. And everyone can see it. At least his jumpsuit was hiding the gills that had formed on his sides. Those ones looked even more disgusting, in Sebastian’s humble opinion.

“You’re an ass,” Sebastian remarked.

“Nahh, you love me!” Malachi said teasingly before shoveling a spoonful of diced fruits into his mouth. He didn’t finish chewing before he spoke again. “So, any updates? What’s the deal with, uh… whatever’s going on with you?”

“No idea. They said the skin changing color is a side effect they’re going to have to rule out. They also said that my skin changing color seems to be the only side effect presenting itself so far, but if anything else starts to change, then they might put me on 24 hour watch to monitor the changes. Also to make sure I don’t die or melt into a puddle of goo, too, probably.”

“Damn. Hopefully turning you into a smurf is the only side effect,” the blond added, this time without a mouth full of food.

“Okay, first off, fuck you. Don’t call me a smurf. And second… yeah, me too. But knowing how my luck has been lately, it probably won’t be the only side effect I have to deal with,” he concluded pessimistically, finally beginning to eat the slop on his tray.

“Hey, you never know! Your luck might start to turn around soon,” Malachi offered a hopeful grin.

“Easy for you to say,” Sebastian retorts. “I got sentenced to death for something I had nothing to do with right after finding out my partner was pregnant, got brought down here 32 minutes before I was supposed to be killed, wasn’t even here for a month before being randomly selected for a human experiment meant to disfigure me, and now I have gross gray gills on my body and everything is sore and itchy.”

“... Mm. Well,” Malachi starts, “at least you’re alive.”

Sebastian looks up from his food to see his friend’s sympathetic smile.

“And you have me!” The blond shrugged. “That’s somethin’ right? I think it helps to have a friend when everything sucks. No matter what happens to you because of this experiment thing, I’ll always be right beside you, man.”

Sebastian says nothing.

“I mean, I know I annoy the shit out of you sometimes, but I just like to have fun. And I care, y’know? I try to be a good friend to you when it counts,” he sets his empty fruit cup to the side and continues. “I know you lost a lot and feel like you have nothing left, but you have me. And you always will.”

Sebastian stares at his friend thoughtfully for a moment, then sighs. “I don’t know how you stay so optimistic when you lost everything, too, and got stuck in this shithole.”

“Blame my sister. She’s the one that taught me to make the best out of anything. And besides, I didn’t lose everything. I still have myself! And that’s something that nobody can take away from me. Plus, I have you now!” Malachi playfully kicks one of his friend’s feet under the table. “You and I are in this together from now on. So don’t go dyin’ on me in some containment cell, okay?”

“Tsk. Yeah, whatever,” Sebastian can’t help but smile a little. Malachi’s good mood was obnoxiously contagious.

He really isn’t sure how Malachi does it. Half the time, he seems to be off in his own little world where everything is sunshine and rainbows. As if they aren’t doing slave labor at the bottom of the ocean as punishment for crimes they either didn’t commit, or didn’t know they were committing. As if the other prisoners around them weren’t dropping like flies because of whatever this organization was making them do. But Malachi proves time and time again that he isn’t oblivious to any of that. He understood the gravity of the situation they were in. It was unfair, and their lives were at risk everyday. It sucks, and Malachi knew it. But he wouldn’t let this place, or anyone break his spirit. He wouldn’t let anyone break him. Sebastian admired that.

Having Malachi around keeps him afloat. Sebastian is still grouchy and miserable all of the time – it’s hard not to be when he’s still trying to process how much he’s lost and been through in the past months – but Malachi helps him push through. He helps Sebastian think sometimes, even if just for a brief moment, that maybe things will be okay.

And all Sebastian does is bitch and moan about how terrible life is. He knows he can’t really be blamed considering everything he’s been through, but he must be a real drag to be around, huh? He feels like he owes a lot to Malachi. He supposes… trying to be a little more positive is the least he can do.

“... My birthday is soon,” Sebastian mumbles.

Malachi perks up at this exciting piece of new information. “No shit, really? When is it?”

“February 3rd. I turn 21.”

“Oh, nice! I know there’s not a whole lot we can do about it, but I’ll try to think of something! Maybe I’ll just give you whatever you want from my lunch tray as a birthday gift,” he notes with a goofy smile.

Sebastian shook his head and rolled his eyes. “You don’t have to do that. Keep your crappy lunch to yourself.”

“I gotta do something for you. It’s your birthday! And we both need a little more celebration in our lives, anyway.”

“Giving me your food is probably the only thing you can do, and I don’t wanna take your food from you. You need to eat.”

“You won’t be taking my food. You’ll be receiving my food. As a gift. Besides, it’ll only be for one day and I’m not giving you my entire lunch.”

“Yeah, yeah. Still. A simple ‘happy birthday’ will do.”

“Hmph,” Malachi crosses his arms and thinks. “Oh! You know what- maybe if we’re lucky, they’ll have those blueberry muffins you like as an option for breakfast again! If they do, I’ll give you mine and settle for a carton of milk or something.”

“... Alright. Fine. If they’re giving out the muffins again.”

Malachi grinned, happy to have made some sort of compromise. Sebastian shook his head again, but he was still smiling. He appreciates his friend wanting to do something nice for him on his birthday.

Enjoying his upcoming birthday would be difficult. He desperately wanted to spend it with you. With you, his mom, Rita, Gavin, and the twins which he was sure had been welcomed to the world by now. Thinking about the twins left a sharp pang in his heart, knowing he would never meet them. But, as per Malachi’s advice, he would try to remind himself that they were in good hands. And he would try his best to enjoy his birthday a little. For Malachi, for himself, and for you. He knows you would want him to try.

And, to a very small degree, he was able to. His luck did briefly turn around on the day of his birthday, and he was able to have two blueberry muffins for breakfast, courtesy of Malachi.

If only that luck had lasted, though. A few months later he would be struck with migraines and severe leg pains. He was rendered unable to work, claiming to be in too much pain and not having full function of his legs anymore. So, as planned by the scientists on his case, he would be taken away for testing and 24 supervision.

Malachi was worried, hoping his friend would be okay and wouldn’t be gone for long. It was a little alarming to watch him get carried away on a stretcher.

In the following weeks, Sebastian ended up being glad for once that you and the others thought he was dead. This way, none of you would have to know about what was happening to him in the months to come.

You wouldn’t have to find out about any of it. He truly believed it was better this way.

Death would’ve been more merciful than what he was about to go through.

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Ending Notes: At least he got his blueberry muffins

Sorry my chapters for this series tend to be so short </3 I might come back to this later and try to make it a little longer, but no promises. If I do end up doing that though, I’ll be sure to let you guys know in the notes on the next chapter!

Ao3

Chapter 4 - Chapter 6

#pressure fanfic #sebastian solace x reader #sebastian solace x you #sebastian solace x y/n #pressure x reader #whereisthejusticefic

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asoftgoth · 8 months ago

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To ask my dream future self in case I ever escape the closet, how is weight stuff on HRT?

So much I try to read online is full of fatphobes drowning it in desperate weight loss / maintenance talk for such different body types. Would love to hear from a calmer voice what eating on E as a bigger girl is like, if it's actually that much easier to gain, whatever you've been noticing/feeling

I wanted to know this too before I started and there really isn’t a good resource at all for this kind of info, especially for truly obese people like me. From talking with other big trans girls like myself, I can honestly say is that a lot of it will depend on your genetics. I know that’s not what people like to hear, and it’s scary. A lot of transitioning seems like it’s kind of a dice roll. What I will say, though, is that if you look at your mother, if she’s a bigger woman, you will probably end up with a build similar to hers. For me, that was definitely the case. For example, when it comes to boob size people say that you take your mother’s cup size and go down a size, and that that’s what you’ll probably get.

As for my transition, when I actually started on estrogen, I lost quite a bit of weight. Although most of it was almost entirely muscle mass. I did some measurements throughout the process and so far I have lost about 25ish pounds overall but I’ve gained about 4.5 inches on my hips and lost about 4inches on my waist. I initially lost probably 40 pounds, but I’ve gained back another 10-15. So there was that aspect. I think what I’ve gained back has been fat. And definitely I’ve lost a ton of muscle. If you have a big upper body, don’t be super scared because most of the muscle that I lost was actually from my upper body. Like shoulders, upper tummy, that kind of stuff. I actually don’t think it’s much easier to gain weight on estrogen. Or at least it isn’t for me. Some people have said that it is but of all the trans woman that I know that are also feedists it doesn’t seem like it’s some super easy thing to gain weight on estrogen. It’s why I really really really hate the term “biological males”, because our bodies act like cis women’s bodies do in practically every way.

Lastly, I’ll talk about medication’s. I didn’t see a ton of fat transfer while I was on estrogen. I saw some for sure, but it hasn’t been anything compared to what I’ve seen since being on progesterone. I’ve been on estrogen now for a year and 3 months. I’ve been on prog for about 3 and a half months of that, and I’ve seen more fat transfer while on progesterone then on only estrogen (and an anti-androgen which I still take too). What sucks the most I think about transitioning, is how long things take. Your body is going through a lot, and it’s really important for you to take care of it and help it along through this process. It’s why I haven’t really been actively gaining, and I’ve just been trying to make sure I’m eating decent enough food and drinking lots of water and getting the exercise that I need. I think that’s really the most important thing with all of this. Eventually, I probably will try gaining weight intentionally again, but I’m just kind of letting my body do its thing. It’s going through enough changes on its own.

I hope this helps!!

#questions

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the0retically · 9 months ago

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The Suckening #13: Breaking Dawn:

What a great finale, that was incredible :)

- “Would you like to know what’s in the center? It’s a baseball diamond” CHARLIE WHAT

- “I land and say ‘I love baseball’” ok Arthur

- Manbat???

- “I say ‘slay’” ok Arthur

- ARTHUR HAS A SNIPER RIFLE NOW??

- I’m crying this is so funny to me

- “I didn’t get to bat” ARTHUR PLEASE

- PLEASE MANBAT BROKE THE MASQUERADE BY ORDERING UBER EATS??

- Manbat going between animal and human is so funny

- HES TWERKING HES THROWING IT BACK OH MY GOD

- CHETS BACK

- I really hope he stays alive

- I love how defeated Charlie sounds when Condi does something smart

- Condi wanting to press a button from the ceiling but Charlie being like “I don’t understand how you could possibly press a button”

- PLEASE?? CONDI’S DOING THE BUTTON PRESSING THING AGAIN LIKE IN PD

- FUCK EDWARD KNOWS ITS EMIZEL

- oh now we’re back with Ben and Shilo :(

- A SHARK WITH SPIDER LEGS AND MACHINE GUNS?????

- HI WEYLINS!!!!!!!! I LOVE YOU BOTH!!!!

- but oh god?? Why is this here with Ben and Shilo??

- “Ben it is my fault you’re in here” “no I think I just wandered…it’s ok you said you’re going to walk me home” this is so so sad

- “This is horrible” “yeah it doesn’t end well” “I know…but maybe?” God bizly you sound so hopeful that it could but I really don’t think it will

- Arthur’s theme, it’s so good, I cannot wait for the soundtrack to come out I love it

- Oh? Arthur what are you up to?

- …………..Emizel? Huh??

- THEO!!!!!! ITS THEO HES HERE YES YES YES YES YES YES

- HE GOT IN!!!!!!! HES IN THE CONTROL ROOM LETS GOOOOOOO I LOVE HIM

- ……ok it’s so weird them chanting theo like hi that’s me??

- BUT LETS GOOOOOOO I LOVE THIS ITS WORKING!!!!! THE PLAN IS KINDA WORKING

- awww they’re rolling together I love that—Oop they rolled bad

- Another series of roll offs again??

- WHAT WHAT WHAT WHAT NO SAME BIZLY AND GRIZZLY? I—WHAT?

- THEO RESISTED DOMINANT???? OH GOD EMIZEL HAS TO DO THIS AND THEO DOESNT

- NO NO NO NO NO EMIZEL NO NO NO

- I’m literally going to start crying he does not have to kill Theo

- “I need you to attack Theo like he killed your best friend” oh god

- “I should mighty blowed, I would’ve totally blowed him mightily” OK??? WHAT????

- HE JUST TAKES THE DAMAGE WHAT????

- “You look really feral right now” PLEASE?

- “He told me to kill you and I just had to” “well don’t do that man” PLEASE?????

- He just ran into the wall and couldn’t do anything?? Theo nooooo

- “Think about how sexy it is to dash across the room and smoulder” ……ok bebo

- “He has dude with a dream” OH FUCK HE JUST CHOPPED THEO’S ARM OFF????? OH MY GOD???

- “Don’t give me sad baby girl eyes” “I don’t like what’s happening” “you’re the one DOING THIS??” Charlie Charlie please it’s Theo come on it’s Theo

- WHAT?? THEO GRABS HIS OWN HAND TO BLOCK IT????

- “I didn’t realize how attached I was to Theo until now, this shit sucks” YEAH IT DOES CHARLIE DONT KILL THEO

- Yeah Edwards awful I hate him

- This is so—:((((

- Emizel botched, please theo get out of there

- “Hey Zoolander!” YES THEO PERFECT

- NOOOOOOOOOO EDWARD DODGED

- THEO IS CRACKED I LOVE THIS

- CHARLIES YELL FOR THEO OH MY GOD

- THIS IS CRAZY THEO IS AO SO COOL

- THE DICE ARE TELLING THEIR STORY THIS IS CRAZY

- NO NO NO NO NO DONT MAKE EMIZEL FORGET ABOUT THEO BUT DONT PUT THEM IN THE GAMES NOOOOOOO

- WHAT?? EMIZEL WHAT???

- HE STANDS BACK UP WHAT THE FUCK??????? THEO LETS GOOOOOOOOOO YES!!!!!!!

- How is Theo still alive???? What the fuck??

- “I have the power of a god and he’s just a boy” YEAH BUT HES DOING GREAT!!!!

- He just has to leave Theo?????? Oh god this is not good

- “I really don’t want to look like a bat” PLEASE OH MY GOD

- Awww void is here :) I love her

- Cradle Manbat ok Arthur

- “And a new hope is another” “nope that’s Star Wars” PLEASE

- “You suck somebody’s soul out and you say POGGERS??” Oh my god perfect

- Charlie is having such a hard time with this map oh my god broooooo??

- “Definitely talking to Viv about that one” I love their friendship so much

- :((( shilo and Ben

- “Penguins are not birds” OH GOD????? YES THEY ARE??? WHAT????? WHAT IS HAPPENING WITH THIS CONVERSATION GRIZZLY WHAT?

- Shilo finds the receptionist now??? Oh god this is horrible

- Oh god, grangle is now here

- “What do you mean bait shilo” GOD CHARLIE THIS IS SO SO SAD I HATE THIS

- This is heartbreaking, Charlie please

- “Oh god what was her name, I don’t remember” “you don’t even remember” CHARLIE PLEASE BIZLY IS TRYING

- like bizly truly is having the worst time out of all of them

- GABRIEL??????? WHAT???? IS THAT HIM?????? HES BACK????? IM SO!!!! OH MY GOD??????

- HES HERE!!!!!!! HI GABE!!!!!!

- Oh god……..it’s been announced to everyone

- He just immediately kills him oh my god

- WHAT GABE JUST BIT HIM BACK??

- A SUCK OFF??? HUH??

- CHET NOOOOOO CHET NOOOOOOOOOOO

- TAYLOR YES!!!!!

- “Another nameless, I’m slipping the more I look at you, tell me: why should I stop?” Arthur :(((((( please :((((

- BOOGIE BOMBED????

- “Ok Ben we’re going to go this way” “just looks at you” “you can—“ :((((((((((((((( shilo :(((((( nooooo this is so sad

- It’s between Ben or the body :( shilo is just trying his hardest

- Charlie this is devastating why are you doing this

- Shilo is just trying so hard to save him

- Shilo got no successes, please Charlie just let Ben speak

- Charlie what the fuck, “he sees a bird :)” nooooooooooooooo nooooooooooooo

- I hate hearing how sad Bizly and Charlie are because this is horrible

- “And Ben goes home” CHARLIE PLEASE

- bizly…..bebo…..Zach, it’s full name time, that last memory is so sad oh my god

- This is—god

- Ok but Arthur and Shilo have reunited at least

- “I shouldn’t have PLAYED THEIR GAMES” :((( shilo

- “Can you just tell me what to do?” Shilo please :(

- They’re all reunited but god they’re all so defeated

- TAYLORS HERE

- THE WEYLINS!!!!! THEYRE BACK!!!! HI HI

- I love that they are just constantly cutting the cameras when Taylor’s there and doing something

- God Grizz just has banger monologue after banger monologue

- “What about fighting the beast and about holding on?” “Yes.” “Can-can you not just hold on?” Oh :((((( that’s absolutely devastating “I’ve been holding on for a long time and there is too much I have still get to find.” Arthur :(((

- Bizly is a fantastic actor holy shit, man’s popping off I adore this

- “The rules were clear from the beginning, we just never thought to look at them” damn emizel, yeah you’re so right

- “I’m beginning to understand your mother” :(

- Arthur please don’t let this be goodbye

- Found a cave but “finish the show” FUCK ME

- Now they have to fight each other, god damn it

- Arthur please go for Edward

- YAY HE GOES

- “You kinda want to kill shilo” oh my god?????? No no no???

- Taylor’s back!!!!! AND HES DYING TO FIND EDWARD WOOOO

- this is batshit oh my god

- I love how all of them are like “yeah I don’t care if Taylor is the one who kills him go for it”

- EMIZELS GOING FOR EDWARD LETS GOOOOOOO YAY!!!!!!!!

- Arthur and Edward being friends in the past is something that is so odd to me

- Oh?? Arthur?? What??? Arthur’s pulling a Harlem Shade

- Edward just runs away???

- Oh god and Shilo is back there too

- “You know what they say in my home country? Fuck it we ball” YEAH SHILO!!!!

- oh and he just botched oof

- Shilo??

- WHAT?

- EDWARDS BEAUTY IS RIPPED FROM HIM??? HOLY SHIT FUCKING HELL SHILO LETS GO????

- “They’re watching Edward, they’re disgusted by you” oh my god

- “And you can replace it after this session” ……..is this not the finale?

- “You ruined your mothers life too” WHAT THE HELL EDWARD??

- What do you mean you’re not leaving emizel??

- No scar? Huh?? Nooooo it wasn’t really him

- Oh :( he’s going to hug Arthur :((

- Only emizel could say “I’m gonna die here…see you guys tomorrow”

- They all hug :(

- Oh he’s thinking of Theo as he waits for the sun :(

- :(( Arthur thinking about how he failed the twins :( Arthur you deserve peace!!

- Shilo what goes on in your mind “vampires fucking suck” yeah fair enough

- Pile of ashes and a note

- He’s at 4 lives now

- “There’s no going back, but maybe there’s going forward” oh I love that quote

- AWWWWW LAZARUS!! “now those are my boys” HE!!!!

- FIRST SEASON??? HOLY SHIT!!!!! THE BOYS ARE STAYING!!!! YAYYAYAYAYAYYYAYAY

#jrwi #jrwi thoughts #the suckening #jrwi the suckening #arthur bennett #emizel tucker #shilo bathory

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shewasverynice · 7 months ago

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Karlach/AMAB!Reader (FemDom/Light Bratting)

Fandom: Baldurs Gate 3

Rating: Explicit

Content: Consensual Sex, Female dominant, vaginal sex, fingering, bratting

"D'you enjoy pissin' me off or somethin'?" Karlach snapped.

Her skin was flaring hot, fingers sizzling on your armor still after pushing you against the cold stone of the cave wall. You shrugged nonchalantly, a lazy half-smile on your lips.

"y/n?" She narrowed her eyes, snapping her fingers in front of your face, "C'mon now, love, focus on me."

"Mm?" You hummed, tilting your head. Karlach sure was lovely. Especially with her lips parted like that and her yellow eyes all sparkling and--

The smack across your cheek shook you right out of the Charm spell that still lingered. Now the only thing that lingered was the residual heat from her skin and the sting of the handprint that would surely welt. Her brows knit together, the air sucking through her teeth and the grimace was a sure sign of that.

"Sorry..." She murmured, "You alright?"

“Maybe."

“y/n!" She huffed, "Really? You're just tryin' to rile me up now, aren't you?”

"... Maybe."

"Is that how it's going to be?" Karlach said, leaning in close, "I watched you kiss that pretty little wizard and I nearly tore your head off. You're lucky I recognized it was a charm spell."

"I kissed her?" You asked, surprised that a charm spell was strong enough to make you do something like that. But then again, something in your head said you failed resisting it worse than you had in a long time. Like some kind of incredibly bad luck, in a way. Like if you rolled a dice and--

"Yeah," Karlach murmured, "D'you remember it? Was it good?"

Something about the way she asked that made your stomach twist. Heat rushed through you, flooding your entire body. It made the mouthy retort you had saved up stick in your throat. It didn’t come out. You stared ahead at the rest of the group as they discussed the recent combat, but you weren’t really watching; your eyes had sort of glazed over, focused instead on the husky challenge in Karlach's voice.

You didn’t answer. She wanted one. Her chest pressed to your armor, and she absolutely towered over you.

“Answer me, y/n," She insisted in a whisper, her breath hot on your ear, "You think you can get away with all this, yeah? Just because you were charmed? I've half a mind to take you right here and wipe the taste of her right out of your mouth.”

A heavy gloved hand came to your hip. She squeezed a little, the leather shifting beneath her powerful grip. You continued staring ahead, suddenly starting to regret riling up your girlfriend whilst you were still a ways from camp and in some shit cave. Definitely not one of the smartest things you had done. Karlach didn’t seem actually angry, and yet, there was a small sense of fear thrumming in your body like a weak electrical pulse, lightly tickling through your veins. She could do anything she wanted to you.

Anything.

“You ever considered actually just answering my questions for once?” She challenged, gripping at your hip a little more tightly, widening her stance, planting her feet a little further apart, pushing you firmly against the wall. “You ever think about, oh, I don’t know… keepin’ your mouth shut? Not pushin’ every single one of my buttons when I've just seen you kiss another woman?”

"Well, I didn't choose to--"

Karlach's lips burned on the shell of your ear as she whispered, "Need me to remind you who you belong to?”

The way she murmured it against your skin sent a lightning-hot flush straight down to your cock. A small sound escaped your lips, a kind of weak little groaning sound that was definitely uncharacteristic. The Charm had definitely worn off by now, but damn if Karlach wasn't just the most amazing thing you'd ever seen.

Karlach chuckled lowly, "Yeah, you wouldn't forget, but you liked that didn't you?”

She pressed herself against you, pressing her hips right up against yours. You were pretty damned sure the heat between her legs could have melted the Sea of Moving Ice. Shit, maybe even set the damn thing boiling.

“You like it when I'm taking over, don't you y/n,” she hummed as if she were in thought, keeping her face close to yours, her brushing against your cheek, "Maybe we ought to do this kind of thing more often.”

Damn, she was good. You did like it. A lot. Right on the fucking money.

“Karlach, everyone else is—”

“Everyone else can read the room, yeah? They saw us. They're already outside," she whispered.

The words didn’t want to come out – couldn’t come out. Your throat was tight, and her body was way too hot against yours, even with the multitude of layers between you with your armor, leathers, shirt, and gear.

“Sweetheart… you want it too yeah?”

This abrupt change, this was what always set your head spinning about Karlach. She was so passionate, so wild and exciting, but she could make that quick change into the sweetest thing you'd ever tasted. Your already flustered heart skipped a beat, your expression softening to one of affection. For just a moment, hers did as well.

Your fingers reached up to intertwine with hers, “Yes. I absolutely do.”

“Good, I just wanted to be sure.”

“You're so beautiful.”

You prayed that your voice wasn’t quivering when you let go of her hand. Karlach was still pressing insistently against you, grinding forward, pulling you closer ever so slightly; a movement so small you might not have been able to feel it were it not for your cock straining itself against your pants. Her fingers were already working on the clasps of your breastplate.

“I'm gonna wipe the taste of her right out of your mouth,” Karlach repeated, breathing on your neck, her hot tongue slipping out after her words and dragging up your throat, “That’s what you really want to hear, isn't it? You want me to be the jealous lover that's got something to prove.”

Why couldn't paladins be one of those classes where you didn't need to put on armor for like an hour? You were already dying to have her body pressed against yours. It was one of those times you deeply considered using a knife to cut the straps off your breastplate. But then you'd need to get it repaired and all that mess. Then again... It was only the straps right?

“If you do as you’re told, I’ll make sure you'll never need to look at another person again,” Karlach hummed, that hand on your breastplate strap moving forward, around the front of your body to flick at the buckles just above your hips, then sliding down further between your legs. “Keep still for me, baby. Don’t look away. Answer me when I ask a question and otherwise stay quiet. I'll take good care of you, right here right now. You just do as you're told, and you'll get everything you want, y/n.”

Well. Who'd say no to that?

Her gloved hand pressed between your thighs and stroked her fingers along your cock. She didn’t wear the heavy-duty gauntlets and thick leather like some of your other companions did. She wore tight cloth gloves, thin and delicate ones, where she had precise control over her fingers. Where she had precise control over where exactly to stroke your cock through your leathers and small clothes. This wasn't intentional of course, it was just that she didn't want to overheat, but it sure was an interesting situation to find yourself praising Dammon's work.

Your breath hitched in your throat. Fuck. Karlach teased you through your clothes, but you kept your eyes forward on her and attempted to follow her rules. She rubbed two of her fingers along your body, along your shaft, stirring the heat in your stomach. The mental struggle to keep your hips still was both torture and incredibly fun.

“You're doing so well, my darling.”

Karlach's fingers finally released the last buckle on your breastplate, carefully removing it from your front and letting it land gently on the ground beside your feet. As you sat up to let the back fall as well, she continued to stroke your cock, her lips on your neck and teeth grazing softly on your skin.

“You're doing so good, baby," she purred.

You hummed approvingly and she chuckled. Her hand still danced up between your thighs, caressing your balls and gliding along your shaft. Expertly, as if she had done it a thousand times, she tugged the buckle of your belt undone.

“Ooh, look at you! You're so hard for me, aren't you y/n?”

Oh, fucking fuck. That went straight down your body and into your cock. Your eyes fluttered and Karlach must’ve caught the edge of your eyelashes moving as she spoke, and she smirked as she sat up to look into your eyes. You felt her fingers move as she grinned with satisfaction. She undid your belt and pushed it open, undoing your button, buckle, and ties on your trousers.

Karlach's fingers pushed beneath the waistband of your trousers and your small clothes, and her glove stroked along your cock in a slow steady motion. She made a small sound in your ear – you were already leaking and dripping over her hand. She had barely touched you and only whispered a few sweet little praises into your ear and she already had you making a mess of yourself.

“I’ve barely touched you, y/n,” she murmured to you and your eyes fluttered again. The thought of your companions momentarily entered your mind as your focus became blurry. Kinda made it hotter, if you were being honest. “You’re enjoyin’ this, aren’t you, hmm? This whole day, even before the charm hit you, you were playing around and teasing me when really… you just needed a reason to behave.”

“Karlach—”

“Quiet.”

Your mouth fell shut as her hand stroked your cock and she dragged her other hand up along your thigh. The pad of her finger swirled along the head and rubbed up and down steadily. Your knees weakened slightly, and you sagged against the wall, your fingers digging into the stone to steady yourself. Karlach chuckled. She let you fall forward and just pressed herself closer, lifting her thigh and grinding it up between your legs. She guided one of your hands beneath the waist of her own leathers, letting your fingers explore so that you were damn well aware of exactly what kind of effect you were having on her.

Your fingers pressed into her clit and a small sound of appreciation came from her throat. She smiled at you as your fingers glided along her labia, dipping between to smear the slick and swirl around her entrance. You swallowed thickly as her teeth nipped at your neck.

“Everything okay, y/n?” She asked playfully, as if she didn't already know the answer. You wanted to answer, give her a little sass maybe, but with her hand on your cock like that and your fingers nearly in her cunt it didn't seem like the best time.

“Y-Yeah… of course I’m alright.”

“Got me worried there," She teased, flicking at the bite mark she'd left with her tongue.

Her free hand slipped beneath to massage your balls and your breath caught. Before you could make a sound her lips were on yours and her tongue was stuffed inside against yours. Tasting and testing what she could get away with, she pulled back and smirked at you.

“Careful now! Wouldn't want to get caught now, hmm?” she whispered.

Slowly, that single finger on your cock head moved in slow circles. She stirred the heat in your stomach slowly, like a cauldron bubbling and boiling. She rocked her hips forward, suffocating you with her entire being; her hot breath against your ear, her pussy against your fingers, your finger on her clit… you were drowning in her. It was difficult to breathe in the cool and damp cave air.

There was a particularly loud laugh from someone in the group outside of the cave and you heard Gale trying to shush Astarion. Were they joking about the two of you? Maybe they were jealous? That would certainly make this whole thing more fun.

“They're right outside,” Karlach whispered with a giggle, "I bet you think they're jealous too, hmm?"

“Y-yeah, I was thinkin' that," you murmured through a gasp for air.

“Just wait until they hear the noises I rip out of you.”

The thought made your cock twitch and Karlach cooed appreciatively. It felt good, almost as good as Karlach teasing you. The sigh that left you was tell-tale and self-explanatory. Karlach chuckled again.

“Too much teasing, baby?”

"I'll tell you when it's too much," you hissed back with a smirk, your head tipping back against the stone wall, "C'mon, let's get this going.

Karlach clicked her tongue disapprovingly, “And here I thought you were goin’ to actually behave.”

Her hand that had snuck up your shirt withdrew from your chest and she yanked down on the front of your leathers, ripping your trousers and underwear down in one quick move to show off your whole front. You couldn’t stop her, and her heavy hand clapped loudly against the bare skin of your upper thigh. A gasp came from your mouth, her fingers and palm both massaging and sinking into the flesh of your ass.

“You just can’t help yourself. Mouthy little bitch.”

The venom she spat on that last word made you shiver.

“You want me to fix your shitty attitude, don’t you? Want someone to put you in your fuckin’ place.”

The hand on your ass slid to the small of your back and she pushed you forward. It was the perfect angle for her to back up onto your cock– if she'd ever give it to you that is. Karlach kept you there with her powerful arms and you stayed there, her hand returning to your ass.

“You want to behave don't you, but you don’t want to act right at all,” Karlach muttered, more to herself than to you… but she was right. It was far more fun to be mouthy and to disobey than to swallow your pride and actually do as you were told. Especially when it was her.

Her hand spread over your ass and the hand on your cock moved down to tease your balls again. She stroked over them, gently cupping and moving them between her fingers. She leaned down, breathing a huff of hot breath onto your tip.

"Mmnn!"

“I bet I could make you cum in about twenty seconds, right darling?" She purred before pointing her tongue and flicking around the crown of your dick.

Your eyes were trained on hers, the light in them practically lighting your heart on fire. Was she wrong? Probably not. Your cheeks were flushed, your breath coming in ragged gasps. She'd been teasing you so long at this point. She was smirking to herself too, her tongue swirling on your cock head.

Her lips parted, sliding over your tip just enough. Oh shit. A moan left your mouth, something soft and quiet but it felt so loud in your ears. Your expression softening, the weakness showing in your face, and Karlach didn't miss it at all. She watched you slowly crumble, softly rubbing her lips all over your head. Your hips bucked reflexively as she flicked her tongue along the sensitive slit, her free hand unbuckling her belt.

Your head was swimming as you watched her undo her belt and shimmy her pants down around her thighs. Her tongue slid across her teeth, a wicked smirk on her face as your eyes soaked her in. She knew you wouldn't look away any time soon.

“Look at your fuckin’ face.”

You lifted your eyes from her pussy to her face and her eyes were watching you the entire time. She stepped back up to you, one hand on either one of your thighs, and her growl rumbled in her chest. God, the smile on her face was killer.

"You want this, right?" She asked again, damn well knowing what your answer would be.

"Absolutely." You huffed.

She canted her hips forward, taking your cock between her thighs, making sure you felt her slide against every inch of your cock. Goosebumps raced over your body, and you weren’t sure if it was because you were cold or hot.

“Say what you want, y/n," she commanded, biting her lip as her eyes fluttered shut. The sensation was clearly getting to her just as much as you.

You turned your face away, trying not to grin. She'd give up first.

“Y-Yes, please," you said, more a whimper than you meant.

“… are you alright, sweetheart?” she asked with a smirk.

“Yeah… yeah, I’m fine," you lied.

“Well, well, darlin’. I must say I’m surprised you’re holdin’ it together so well," She praised, making sure to press your cockhead just enough against her entrance to get some of that intoxicating pressure.

In truth, you were barely clinging on. You gripped onto the wall behind you with your hand, fingers digging into the hard stone. All of your focus was on Karlach's pussy pressing up against your cock, teasing back and forth, her hand moving to slide right between your thighs to cup your balls, coating the top of your length with how slick she was.

“Tell me what you want, and I’ll let you fill my pretty little cunt," she whispered.

You choked a groan back. You hung your head. You couldn’t. You couldn’t. Well, you could, but what fun would that be? How long could she keep this up, right? Eventually she'd give in. Definitely before you would, right? You weren't even sure you were convincing yourself.

“Come on," she chuckled.

You whimpered and your nails crumbled some of the stone again. You hissed through your teeth, resolve crumbling. Karlach leaned closer, pressing her body down against yours. Her skin was so hot, the fire burning in her heart nearly lighting up the cave more than the single lantern nearby. It was like she was surrounding you with her heat as the crown of your cock lined up with her pussy. So damn close. You probably could have just lifted onto your toes and done it yourself, but then again...

“Say you want me," she demanded, a playful lilt in her voice.

Fuck it. You broke, and gasped out, "Karlach, please. I want you.”

She positively growled against your neck and the rumble vibrated through you too. She stood back up to her full height and lifted one thigh to brace her knee in the wall beside you, one hand guiding your cock into her, the other finding purchase on the wall beside your head. Gently, she pushed you inside her. She was met with resistance only for a moment, but when the head of your dick popped into her, you groaned with relief. Feeling her finally clench around you felt so divine, it was exactly what you needed.

Exactly what she needed too. You couldn't miss that gasping breath. Her eyes were half-lidded, lips parted and cheeks flushed darker.

This was it. It was too late to go back now.

“Gods be damned, y/n," she breathed.

For a second, Karlach just held herself still, relishing in the warmth of your cock in her pussy. It became uncomfortable for you. You ached for more, needed her to move on you more. There was an itch burning in the pit of your stomach that only she could sate.

Moving one hand to your shoulder, Karlach steadied herself and then pushed down deeper and deeper. Slowly, you filled her, and fuck, she purposely clenched down. As if it wasn't already enough. She was holding back her moan, soft broken gasps landing on your face as she tried to look into your eyes. You glanced down, looked at your connection, and closed your eyes.

“Eyes on me, darlin’," she huffed.

Regrettably, you raised your head, blinking through the dizzying haze to keep your eyes on the darked haired woman currently toying with you. But really, it was almost as much torture for her than you. Delayed gratification or something, right? Something like that.

Once she had you sunken halfway into her, Karlach stayed still again. Her pussy clung onto you, stretched just enough. Well maybe more than usual, it had been a few days. You weren't even all the way in yet, but you could tell she'd already noticed the difference. The wall behind you on your back hurt a little as she pressed against you… but of course it did. Didn't matter though. Sex with her wasn't right if it didn’t hurt at least a little bit whether that was from her roughness or the heat coming off of her. You were only surprised that it wasn’t rougher already. She was usually so much more eager.

“Feelin' good yet, baby?” she asked softly, "Need me to move, don't you?"

“Y-Yes," you stammered, your hands finally giving up on keeping to yourself. They glided up her ribs and she let her head tip back just a little, her teeth clenching onto her lip with a hiss.

She growled again. And then she began to move. Karlach dragged her pussy back, all the way to the tip and then sank back onto you. You immediately arched beneath her and her chest rumbled with deep satisfaction. You did as you were told. You stared at her through the haze as your fingers slipped beneath her top. Your palms swirled gently on her nipples, your fingers splayed out over her breasts and earned yourself a moan of approval.

Leaning forward, you nudged her face up with your nose to kiss her deeply. You were sure she'd deny you, but instead she gratefully accepted it, her tongue meeting yours like it was going to wrestle yours into submission.

You both gasped and moaned as she pulled back, fucking herself on your cock steadily but roughly. She wasn’t gentle, just consistent with her speed. Her fingers gripped at your shoulders and she pulled you forward to meet her thrusts down, pushing in deeper with each thrust of your cock.

“Karlach, is everything alright?” Shadowheart's voice broke through the gasps from the cave entrance.

“Oh, absolutely," Her voice was steady as if she wasn’t currently holding her lover buried balls deep inside her. How on earth was she this good?

“Are you going to join us soon?” Shadowheart called, although you could certainly hear the others insisting she not keep talking to Karlach.

Karlach hummed, “Not yet.”

“Well, alright,” Shadowheart called with more than a hint of frustration.

Karlach didn’t reply and instead just laughed, slowing her thrusts to give you a chance to breathe. Your hand was gripping at the wall again, trying to push yourself up into a better position. It almost crumbled beneath you with the way that Karlach was dragging you back and forth and jolting your body up against it..

“She has no idea,” she said, with a breathless chuckle, “She has no fuckin’ idea… what we're doing in here. Innocent little thing.”

She slammed forward to take you to the hilt and a near-scream tore from you. You clamped a hand over your own mouth to silence yourself. You were determined not to disobey at least that much, just because you did feel a little bad about apparently kissing that wizard. You didn't remember it, but it still felt bad that it hurt Karlach's feelings.

Karlach began a faster pace, slamming into you, the buckle of her belt bruising through your trousers into your thighs from where she pounded into you again and again and again. The head of your cock met her cervix over and over and you knew she was feeling that dull ache she loved so much.

She hadn't fucked you like this before. Rough and fast wasn't unusual, but it was as if you were just a thing to be toyed with. That was exactly what she was doing to you. She was toying with you.

“God I love your cock,” she moaned, the praise going straight to your brain. Your eyes fluttered again and you struggled to keep them on the woman grinding on your body. “Never done it in a cave before, yeah? And look at you… you were made to be fucked, weren't you?”

You whimpered.

Heat built in your stomach, that familiar feeling of an orgasm building. But it had never come this fast before. Usually it took far longer to get you to this point – you were usually dripping in sweat, hair in your face, lips against hers. But this was far more raw. She didn’t kiss you, didn’t hold your body lovingly, or worship you. No. She was just fucking you this time.

“So good… so good for me," she breathed against your neck.

Karlach was losing herself in her own selfish pleasure, gripping onto your body so tightly that if she squeezed anymore, she might have crushed your shoulders. She tipped her head back and let out a throaty groan, letting the heat and satisfaction of taking control wash over her. Her eyes flickered between your face, her pussy taking your cock, and her tits bouncing against your chest.

“Make yourself cum. Cum on my cock," You couldn't help but groan out the words, your fingers lacing together and pushing back your hair to the top of your head and holding there.

One of your arms slid from the wall, pressing between your bodies, and circled her clit. It didn’t matter anymore. There was no going back now, and she wasn't pressing the rules anymore. And so, why not just enjoy it?

Your hips drove your cock into her, rough and fast, slamming against her cervix. She yelped, a smile spreading on her face.

“Fuck yes, y/n!”

“Mmhmm, damn Karlach...”

Your fingers quickened even faster around her clit. There was something so fucking hot about Karlach forgetting about everything else, even everyone else, all so that she could fuck you. Your knees buckled and you sagged, almost falling to the ground but Karlach’s grip on you was relentless – she wasn’t going to let you fall. Her pace doubled and you felt your balls start to squeeze threateningly.

“That’s it, that’s it, oh god baby… You like it when I clench down on your cock? Ohh, fuck, you’re getting so loud… hah, they might hear you,” she chuckled. You couldn’t keep your eyes open any longer and your head dropped to lean against her shoulder, chasing your orgasm desperately, almost there, just almost, almost—

Stars danced behind your closed eyelids as she came around your cock. Her pussy squeezed tight, and you slammed all the way into her. Her howl was animal-like, feral, absolutely visceral as she milked you for all that you were worth. In that moment, you wanted nothing more than to feel your hot cum filling her up, pumping into her. You could deal with the guilt later.

“Oh my god, good girl, you… you’re squeezin’ my fuckin’ cock… fuckin’ fuck, come here," You gasped out.

You gripped onto her and even as she was still cumming, you fucked her. You didn’t care about her cries anymore, didn’t care about her pleading with you to ‘stop’ because it was ‘too sensitive’. You fucked her through her orgasm, pushing you both beyond pleasure and into sheer ecstasy. Her knees buckled beneath completely and you caught her in your arms to keep it up.

“y/n—”

“Almost—”

You groaned openly, close to your own orgasm. When she sobbed one last time, trying to pull away from you, you yanked her back, shoved the crown of your cock right up against her cervix and spilled yourself into her. You felt her pussy throb around you, jumping as rope after hot rope painted her insides white, your seed spilling as deep as possible inside of her. You didn’t let go, making sure she was completely flush to you the entire time as you came inside of her.

You felt like you were melting. “I’m gonna fucking ruin you for anyone else,” you groaned, panting for breath. “Make your body remember my cock.”

Your cum was all the way inside, the last few judders and thrusts of your hips making sure that none of it was going to leak out of her.

The sound of blazing fire struck both of your ears.

It was roaringly loud, and it startled you. It almost deafened you, eardrums ringing, head bolting up to chase the source of the sound.

You heard Gale shout something, followed by Wyll calling for everyone to grab their weapons. Something drastic had clearly happened outside and Karlach was on the same page as you, already hopping down off you to shimmy her pants up. She steadied her trembling legs as you both quickly began to buckle your armor back on and slip on your gauntlets.

"Shit," she mumbled, her fingers fumbling over one by your side, "Stupid armor..."

Belts back on, ties fastened, gloves back on, a frenzy of dressing before you rushed out towards the daylight again with your weapons in hand. But just before you burst out though the opening, Karlach gripped your shoulder. She turned you to face her and kissed you deeply, a smirk on her lips as she parted from you and leapt into the battle with her war cry. You couldn't help but laugh, shaking your sweat-damp hair out off your forehead.

"Shit... Are there any casters this time?" You asked with a grin, looking over at Gale who only rolled his eyes.

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centrally-unplanned · 1 year ago

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There is a particular brand of Trump Apologism from the Wonk Standpoint that I particularly hate, that tries to Well Actually something by shifting the goalposts. MR is giving me one today it seems, about the NATO comments:

Long-time MR readers will know I am not fond of Trump, either as a president or otherwise. (And I am very fond of NATO.) But on this issue I think he is basically correct. Yes, I know all about backlash effects. But so many NATO members do not keep up serious defense capabilities. And for decades none of our jawboning has worked. Personally, I would not have proceeded or spoken as Trump did, and I do not address the collective action problems in my own sphere of work and life in a comparable manner (“if you’re not ready with enough publications for tenure, we’ll let Bukele take you!” or “Spinoza, if you don’t stop scratching the couch, I won’t protect you against the coyotes!”). So if you wish to take that as a condemnation of Trump, so be it. Nonetheless, I cannot help but feel there is some room for an “unreasonable” approach on this issue, whether or not I am the one to carry that ball.

This idea, that like "oh you know he may have phrased it weirdly but this is a real NATO problem ya know" is hopelessly disingenuous: how he phrased it is the problem! If he just talked about how NATO allies are free-riding on defense procurement, a thing everyone has been saying for 20 years, it wouldn't be news! The news is that he just casually mentions the idea that he would love to see our allies invaded! He is running for President! Its literally a diplomat job! He sucks at it to a hilarious degree! That is why this is a story!!

It actually is fine to, behind closed doors, go to NATO partners and say "okay, we are gonna set a deadline that if you don't reach force readiness the US is leaving NATO" or w/e. I don't think that is wise, NATO is still a net win for the US, you gotta appreciate that these things work dynamically - note how NATO partner Poland is stepping up to the plate right now because they have a strong reason to, and NATO makes that easier for everyone involved. But anyway, fine enough if you think the gambit can work.

But what you don't do is publicly cast ambiguity over your mutual security deterrents when you yourself haven't decided on them. Will Trump pull out of NATO? Who knows! He hasn't said he will. Will he back NATO allies in war? Idk he publicly says maaaaaaybe not. But if you are Russia, and you hear public comments like this, perhaps you might think huh, you know, I could roll the dice, invade Estonia! And then Trump doesn't back down because its Tuesday or w/e, and suddenly you are all at war. Because you intentionally cast doubt on if your alliance was real because you felt pissy one day!

I spend my life shitting on how basic IR theory is, because it is, but sometimes life makes you realize exactly how much more basic everyone else is. However, Tyler Cown, you are not basic. You are a very smart person. You know all this. Stop trying to be a uwu Straussian Hot Take clever little baby boy and score "both sides" points on the ledger in your status brain to appease your audience.

I don’t usually blog on “candidate topics” or “Trump topics” but

That "but" is a war crime against rhetoric, I would convict you at Nuremburg for that alone.

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localplaguenurse · 1 year ago

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“Morax…. Surely you can make an exception?”

“My dearest heart, you know I cannot.”

“Morax.. please. I can’t survive like this..”

“Without rules and laws to govern our actions, we will be no different than mindless beasts.”

“How long have we’ve been married?! Never ONCE have I went against out contract! Surely just this once-”

“Enough. My love please don’t make this harder than it needs to be..”

“Have you no shame? Who was with you when fallen ill? Who was the one who helped your people birth their children? Who was the one who carried your children in their belly?! TELL ME MORAX WHO WAS IT?”

“My dear, you are exceptional, one of a kind, a gem among diamonds; but it does not excuse you from paying your dues. Your fate has been decided.”

“YOU-”

“Mom stop being dramatic and pay dad his rent already”

Wifey: (throws hands in the air) “YOUR MOTHER IS LOSING TO AN OLD MAN”

Morax: “A rather attractive old man, no?”

Wifey: “YES. SHUT UP.”

Lihua: “Ma it’s monopoly, dad always wins in the end.”

Wifey: “HE WAS BROKE TEN MINUTES AGO.”

The two worst people to play monopoly with would be Zhongli and Pantalone, you won’t change my mind. Zhongli might let you win if you happen to actually be good at the game (or very lucky with your dice rolls), but you are a fool for playing monopoly of all games with Pantalone and an even bigger one for thinking he’d let you win. Sink or swim, bitch.

The only thing worse than playing monopoly with Zhongli is playing Uno with the ginkgo kids. You have no idea how quickly that game devolves when you’re playing against five partial dragons, most of whom have some sort of competitive streak or temper. Game night got suspended for a couple weeks because Yaling bit Zhusha HARD, like enough to draw blood, for putting down a +4 when Yaling got uno (“it’s the only card I can play!”). The fam got where she was coming from but you can’t just bite people because of a card game.

There was another time where the kids plotted together and held onto all their +2s JUST so they could give their father like thirty cards in one round. He was more impressed by his kids banding together than he was mad for picking up the whole deck. You could still see the fury coming off of him though.

Also Morax playing Uno sucks because everyone has different rules when playing, but he follows the rules on the box and NOBODY actually follows the rules on the box. That’s why you have to play the game with one of the kids hosting because Morax will put in the “no stacking cards” rule and that’s. That’s not fun. Where’s the joy of decimating your family with twenty cards?

#ask #as gold as the ginkgo trees #ivy!

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tempest-talks · 9 months ago

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holy shit, look i’m not dead…yet…anygay i thought we’d love more

irl quotes

y’all know the drill (if you don’t, sucks to be you ig) C is @some-horse-gurl Titi is @jarondont and El Jay is @nyx-of-darkness-1620 everyone else doesn’t have tumblr and it’s very sad

C: “ripoff wetlands”

Me: “why are you beating the dirt?”

El Jay: “emo with a razor scooter”

Me: *depressed mother sigh*

Me: “the computer supports you” El Jay: “that’s more support than i’ve ever gotten!”

C: “YOU ARE STRESSING ME OUT YA DUMB-” C: *muffled cursing*

this is funnier because one of her teachers was talking about how school is stressful

lil miss muffin: “it’s danish” C: “you’re danish” lil miss muffin: “yes”

El Jay: “translate please” Me: *deep breath* Me: “math.” El Jay: “ew”

Titi: “thank you for being my mouth”

Me: “all organic gays”

C: “what is wrong with you?” Me: “you want a chronological or alphabetical list?” slayer of dance: “well i can’t count or spell”

C: “just because i’m basic as fuck doesn’t mean i’m messing up biodiversity”

she said it, not me 🤷🏾

video: “…and when it didn’t go away…” Me: *scrambles* Me: *dies* Me: “your anxiety goES AWAY?!?!”

Me: “wow you’re being a good student and doing your work” Me: “unlike me” C: “you’re making me feel worse”

my girl is confusing

Me: *suspicious dice rolling*

C: “there is a serial killer breeze”

C: “i’m sure the sidewalk’s really depressed”

Me: “they’re weeds” C: “be nice to the weeds” Me: “they’re weeds”

i have more but i got bored, lmk if yall want more

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matchagyudon · 5 months ago

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"God in the Dice" - Dice Arisugawa, Hypnosis Microphone English Lyrics Translation

TL Note:

小判鮫 (kobanzame) is a type of shark that sucks. Remora. Sharksucker. Suckerfish. I opted to use bottomfeeder here instead for the simplicity of understanding without having to look it up. Just easier to understand (to me).

Time for the adrenaline to kick in With a grin on my face, can’t hide the trembling Flow’s in the Zone Microphone and a show Our rivals can’t even come close

When it all comes to a halt, pray to God No stress-- I’m the one who’ll win The rolls will Go my way I’ve placed a Full BET, takin’ all the chances here I don’t care; I’m just me The thrill of the dice that fuels my life The very last moment that leads to a jackpot Racin’ down champion road

(Love the life you live) Just like Back in the days (Live the life you love) I ain’t lost now (Love the life you live) I love it, All the way (Live the life you love) G.O.D God in the Dice

Shibuya Crossing- a swarm of people No one else’s colors can stain this life Once you’ve given your all, leave it up to the Gods Don’t call it a coincidence, ain’t no romance here Like bottomfeeders clinging to scraps After refusin’ the call, you’re now steppin’ up for the challenge We can’t be careless, this is just the beginning We’re the wild cards, feast your eyes on us God’s in the dice and details I’ll pay back double what I owe No matter how shitty the path lies before us I’ll love my Life till the very end Mics that can dethrone the powerful, this is our cue to turn the tables; Time for revolution It’s a risky try, to cross that Red Line All the heads in Shibuya-- Get High

I don’t care; I’m just me The thrill of the dice that fuels my life The very last moment that leads to a jackpot Racin’ down champion road

(Love the life you live) Just like Back in the days (Live the life you love) I ain’t lost now (Love the life you live) I love it, All the way (Live the life you love) G.O.D God in the Dice

The troubles I’ve buried deep I’ll fulfill the mission I’ve laid bare Don’t look away, keep watching Instantly Reset your Bad Mind-- complete Like a baton relay, see how our lyrics flow together Feeling refreshed and energized Rhymes come to mind when the timing is right We’ve got the Master Key to turn the tide in one sweep I hold this Mic that I chose From here on out this is my territory As expected, the positive image that just keeps giving The History that we’ve built together With instinct as my weapon, we’ll take our position This’ll be Shibuya’s Victory

(Love the life you live) Just like Back in the days (Live the life you love) I ain’t lost now (Love the life you live) I love it, All the way (Live the life you love) G.O.D God in the Dice

Just like Back in the days I ain’t lost now I love it, All the way G.O.D God in the Dice

God in the Dice - Dice Arisugawa, English Lyrics Translation @MatchaGyudon (google.com)

#english translation #matchagyudon #translation #hypnosis microphone #hypmic #hypnosis mic #hypnosis microphone translation #fling posse #dice arisugawa

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mymegumi · 1 year ago

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HAII im late but here’s my entry for the matchups thing 🥹🥹

name: logan ⭐️

preferred anime: jjk !!

preferred gender: you can roll the dice for me 🤓

fave thing abt the holidays: definitely the weather, if we’re talking abt christmas in the northern hemisphere i love when it gets cold bc im so used to living in tropical weathers n i love wearing sweaters when i go out, also im lowkey domestic as fuck so spending it w the ppl i love in my family is also nice 🥹

personality wise i come off pretty unserious 80% of the time but it’s all in jest, i truthfully struggle with expressing my raw emotions/thoughts out loud sometimes so im more of an action person (my love language is quality time which explains it pretty well, i basically am very much a “i dont know how to tell you i like being with you in a way that fully encompasses it so let me make up for that by dedicating all of my time to you”). also my aesthetics/interests and overall likes tend to lean more towards anything alt/niche and ‘nonconforming’ as i have this innate desire to be as unique as possible (yes i was an edgy not like other girls teenager and yes i regret it) but i draw inspiration from the world around me and i could never see myself without the people i hold dear to my heart :’) im also a huge nerd lol im a stem major specifically astrophysics and i like to think im pretty smart but just suck at explaining/teaching things to others so yeah. this is probably more than u even needed from me but i hope this works !! 😭

hi logan!!!! its soooo good to get to know u more and i hope u know that i am so excited to get to know ever MORE! but for this wintery match up today, i match you with:

GOJO SATORU !

listen, i think gojo lowkey loves that ur like shy w ur affection and is always teasing you abt it!! he tries to get u to say u love him n he’s always always trying to make u blush or get flustered!!! he thinks it’s such a treat when you finally, finally tell him you love him and will absolutely smother you in affection when you do! he says, yeah i’ll love you enough for the both of us, baby, don’t even worry. he also loves! loves that you’re smart and that he can talk to you about his jujutsu and even can explain the limits of it and the mechinations in a way that he can’t with ppl that don’t understand physics/calculus. he thinks it’s so nice to be able to have someone even remotely on the same level as him in terms of like,, his jujutsu!! and i think that he’d also appreciate how you were so much smarter than him in certain aspects. he also loves ur perspective on life and i can see y’all having vvv nice convos abt the world and how both of you see it!!! it’s just such a wholesome lil couple and ik that he’s ur fave but i truly think y’all would get along rlly well and have good convos. and he would be so teasing and pretend to be hurt when u say smth lowkey mean and make u give him kisses and apology!!!

RUNNER UPS: ⠀ ෆ none ⠀ ⠀ ⤿ tbh i lit cant think of anyone else that would be a ⠀ ⠀ ⠀ better match for you loge!!!

gojo laughs with his chest as you brush at your hair, eyes concentrated and brows furrowed as you try to get the melting snow out of your hair. his chest is light, full of joy and happiness at the ease of which he feels with you. “baby, why are you so grumpy? it’s just a little snow in your hair.”

“i know it’ll melt, but my hair was so cute tonight!” you grumble, hands clutching onto gojo’s as he attempts to tuck a stray piece behind your ear. “ugh, whatever. let’s just keep walking.”

“okay, princess.” he knows not to argue with you, because he’s smart and he loves you. “want to get a coffee at that cafe?”

“yes please.” you pout, tucking yourself as close to gojo as you can for warmth. putting an arm over your shoulder, he rests his head on your not-so-soggy hair. “i can pay.”

“don’t insult me like that.” he huffs, tugging on a piece of your hair gently. he loves to spoil you, and you just hate letting him have his way. too bad you were stuck with him now, though.

back to main masterlist

#event!twelvedaysofxmas #ෆ ; mutual love #୨୧ . logan

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rpmemestorehouse · 2 years ago

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Until Dawn Real-time Fandub Starters: Part 2

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“No! I’ll be fine! I will be fine.”

“What do I usually do to get un-scared? I tell myself jokes...”

“Oh man, I feel great. This is really, this is a great idea.”

“All right you son of bitch, and by ‘you son of a bitch’ I guess I just mean the general atmosphere which just made me uneasy.”

“I should have known that saying what that thing was would have made it leave. Just like when I called my wife a bitch and she left.”

“Heyyy! I’m a funny little hand!”

“AUGH DAGNABBIT! My fricken wingers!”

“Aaaah I’m sure there’s a way to pry this open, but you know what I always hated these two fingers anyway.”

“You know, that’s the thing about sharp objects. I don’t know why we stopped carrying them around.”

“Cavemen had it right when they were like ‘oonga boonga I take sharp rocks’.”

“WOOF WOOF WOOF!”

“Why can you talk?! Why can you talk!?”

“Wow. I just - my brain needs to catch up.”

“Did I scare you?!”

“Hey do you wanna hear a Chuck Norris joke?”

“I’m gonna put this jacket on even though it might have asbestos in it.”

“My telekinesis isn’t working.”

“WAIT WAIT WAIT DON’T SHOOT DON’T-”

“Did I just kill an inanimate object?!”

“OH MY GOD HE KILLED JIMMY THE TALKING PADLOCK!”

“You know, my favorite thing about today is that nothing has happened to us yet.”

“Well, I have a key right here, and it’s called an axe.”

“You think I’m just gonna climb through a secret hole for secrets?!”

“I’m not scared at all...I’m just - I’m not scared...”

“I was getting ready to scream but I guess I’m not going to fall.”

“You know I could’ve used my two-arm perk to get in here, but, I’m being selfish.”

“Ooh we were supposed to bring our DnD dice!”

“I’m going to roll my funny dice, but you don’t have any and you will not be using mine.”

“I’m just gonna. Risky my life and, and walk along this very steep edge.”

*reading broken sign* “ ‘Dan Cliff’. This must be Dan’s Cliff! I wonder where Dan is...”

“This bath water is fucking freezing.”

“Shit, I was gonna watch my SpongeBob on there!”

“HELLO?! How did I get into a movie theater?!”

“Wh...why aren’t you scared?”

“OH NO IT’S THE NON-COPYRIGHTED CHARACTER SIGJAW!”

“Oh shit the bugs got me...”

“Looks like the banishment spell really worked after all.”

“We haven’t had a vibes incursion this bad since, the echidna incident of nineteen-aught-seven.”

“Alright, ya’ll - y’all are chill, thank you so much.”

“GOD IS THAT YOU!?”

“I hate Chutes and Ladders, this is awful.”

“Wow queen, you’re so powerful.”

“Is it hard to climb with this light in your eyes? Is it hard to climb?”

“Oh my god. I’m so happy to be here. Um, my name is [Name], I am, [Age] years old...”

“Please don’t change the channel, it hurts us.”

“I love hearing all these crazy words and sentences.”

“You think they just want to say hello?”

“Did you hear something groan? I hear groaning.”

“Thank god I leveled up my agility skill...”

“He was SAWED in TWAIN. What is wrong with you people?”

“I’M COVERED IN HIS BLOOD!”

“I would love to live in a place like this.”

“No, I’ve never been surrounded by eyeless, plastic simulacrum of human beauty, no.”

“Oh fuck - they NAKEY. THEY NAKEY.”

“I’m getting them, I’m just not laughing because they’re not funny.”

“I want to be so fucking rude to everyone.”

“THIS ACCURSED MOUNTAIN IS KILLING ME!”

“She’s asleep you gotta be quiet-”

“Hi! How do you like my mask? Is it cooolll?”

“Well you know what else sucks? Having a pair of scissors in your shoulderrr!”

“MAYBE if you embrace the VIBES, you’ll live!”

“Rude Mountain is a conflux of negativity in your world. It is the natural disposal site of bad vibes. They go there to die.”

“Your little ritual has thrown the whole world into strife.”

“I have no interest in learning your name - that’s fine, you can keep it to yourself.”

“I’m really stressed, I don’t know if you can tell.”

“Please come get me, I’m so fucking scared.”

“If were to like, punch you sort of hard it would hurt, that is how unarmored you are right now.”

“I have no respect for streamers.”

“I was in the middle of somethiiinngg!”

“Phil Spencer could walk on water...Chuck Norris could swim through land...but I...I could fly through death, bitch.”

“OH I FELL An entire...one and a half feet.”

“Nowhere to go but into the funny cave.”

“I sure hope nobody sets me on fire right about now...”

“I’m really glad you’re alive [Name] but also that’s really fucked up.”

“I’m pretty upset that he’s alive considering everything that he’s done so far.”

“Listen, none of us are leaving until we calm Rude Mountain down...by giving into the VIBES of Rude Mountain!”

“Oh [Name], you fucking moron. The vibes have taught me so much.”

“I’m fucking rude now!”

“I don’t actually know why I’m doing this, I just love violence.”

“I can see past the fourth wall! I can see the comments! They’re so happy for you, [Name].”

“You’re a parody of the real [Name]!”

“You’re smarter than I am, fuck you.”

“The ultimate rudeness: manslaughter.”

“Listen, listen - if you kill me the vibes will only take ya quicker, boyo.”

“ ‘Uh oh you’re just as bad as I am’ - shut the fuck up dude, you don’t know what the hell you’re talking about.”

“I feel like you’re just saying stuff at this point, but that’s pretty cool.”

“You know the rumor, that Cortana jacks off Master Chief in the suit?”

“Whose Mister Chief?”

“Did you hear that? It’s the vibes.”

“I’m in so much pain...”

“This is the worst vacation in the entire universe!”

“You’re on Rude Mountain, home of the vibes!”

“I wanted to be rude to people I didn’t want them to be rude to me!”

“I’m escaping I’m escaping, I’m using my funny little tricks and I’m escaping!”

“Well, good thing nobody left me behind today, or else, y’know, things might have been a little bit easier!”

“Has anybody been dissociating for the past, like, two minutes?”

“It’s alright, just sit down, just sit down.”

“It’s been a weird fucking day, that’s all I can tell you. I want to hear something normal.”

“Are you okay? You sound like you’re having a panic attack.”

“It’s not like it’s me anymore, I’m thinking in terms of ‘[Own Name] is doing this”, I don’t know what’s going on!”

“Hang on, I think someone’s outside.”

“I’m a professional loomer, AND vibe scientist!”

“You’re not ready for it: you’re weak.”

“Those funny guys you saw are the crystallization of the negative energies that people have brought up here.”

“You see a funny guy? You shoot.”

“I, I feel like I need to broaden my horizons at this point.”

“Sneakin’ up behind you~”

“Oh god the curse is getting stronger.”

“I think we should just go home honestly.”

“This mountain fucking sucks.”

“There’s so much going on inside my head you can’t even po - I can’t put it into words.”

“You ever feel like you’re in a different time and place than you are? That you like know you are, even though it feels wrong?”

“It’s okay, we can turn these vibes around!”

“I can’t kill you, you know what I know, I can’t kill you.”

“Well that was fucking awkward.”

“I’m telling - I’m telling you that the, the vibes are taking him.”

“FRIENDSHIP KICK!”

“...This picture looks like a rabbit...”

“Holy shit dog, what the fuck is wrong with you?”

“How are you feeling about everything you’ve done here?”

“They’re seeing the bounds of the universe they live in.”

“I gotta say: real, real sad what happened to ya.”

“You wake up one day, you realise the world you know is... limited, and realise that you knowin' such means you can, play with it, tug on the strings of it. You look at that world and you think yourself some sort of god, don't you, son?...Are you ready to feel the wrath of a god, kid?”

“I-I hear people laughing...what the fuck is happening?”

“I’m gonna kill the next fucking person I see, I swear to God!”

“Hello! Hi! I’m so happy to see youuu!”

“I wish I could stream but I have no opposable thumbs.”

“I’m trying to have a conversation with you, bitch!”

“At this rate, you be one of us realll soooonnn.”

“This is my friendship machete!”

“I’m completely relaxed. I’m totally okay.”

“You really ARE rude, what?”

“Sorry, a bee stung me.”

“Like, I feel like I can’t die. In fact I feel like it’s guaranteed that I’m going see this thing through to the end, so I don’t even care anymore.”

“No, it’s not that you’re getting bad, it’s that I’m getting omnipotent. That’s not your fault.”

“Don’t fucking grab me and maybe I won’t shoot you in the face.”

“Your bullets won’t change the nature of the vibes!”

“[Name] please don’t shoot me - AUGH!”

“I need to get out of here, I need to get out of here!”

“Why...does it hurt so much...”

“Do you guys get the feeling that something bad’s happening to like, other people?”

“Sewer levels are my favorite! You go in there and it’s all stinky and sometimes there’s like, sewer monsters...”

“Did you just lock the door with the gun?”

“[Name] where the fuck have you been? Why did you just leave us?“

“You have no idea what we’re up against...”

“Oh, you think you’re the power of God, don’t you...”

“I see everything...I see everything!”

“I know I’m not real! I know YOU’RE not real!"

“You saw it, right? No, that’s exactly what I’m talking about! You saw what I just saw.”

“This is constructed! Do you understand?”

“You can’t be this - you can’t this fucking obtuse.”

“Listen [Name], you’re asking too many questions. You can’t keep looking into this.”

“No! I’m not connected to my body!”

“I wish they were my friends...”

“I don’t care! You know they’re gonna be fine, right?”

“[Name]. I get it. I understand. You know and I know and we know and there is a understanding.”

“I don’t want to be torn out of my body!”

“I’m not scared, I just know what we can and can’t do.”

“We can go up this way and we can just forget all this happened.”

“Well, I mean, obviously we have to construct this sort of, you know, bit that we’re in, where, we’re outside of the meta sense, and they aren’t.”

“And the tough part is that we also have to make it work within the construct of the story.”

“People don’t understand how much work and time and thought goes into this.”

“Oh, oh, that actually works! Sweet.”

“Man, oh my god, you scared the hell out of me...”

“[Name] - [Alt. Name] - whoever the fuck he is - left me down here...”

“Rude Mountain has been trying to get rid of both of us. Since we got here.”

“Ah-ha, you’re not gonna get the chance...I can hear you! I can smell you...”

“While I’ve been sitting - sitting here for the past hour doing nothing, I’ve seen all the realities.”

“Do you have the shimmy skill?”

“Reality’s falling apart - I gotta do something about this...”

“I literally don’t know where I’m going, I just climbed out of a cave. I’ve been underground for god knows how long, I’m just running in a direction!”

“Why are you trying so hard? Why are you trying so hard to keep things together?”

“I have to put this reality back together!”

“If I don’t fix this? Everything falls apart.”

“I can’t die. You know I can’t die.”

“The vibes of Rude Mountain become so potent...you lose yourself...you lose your memories!”

“There’s a gas leak.”

“This is the climactic ending of the game. [Name], you and I can put an end to this! It’s almost over!”

“[Name] don’t do it, we, we have real lives! I know it doesn’t seem real to you but you can’t!”

“Okay, listen: maybe this is all predetermined...but it’s still giving you a FEW SCARES, RIGHT?!”

“Something changed in you before you left. You lost something.

“THE BAD VIBES ARE POWERFUL! And they can make a monster of men!”

“Alright...it’s up to you [Name]...good luck...”

“Why don’t you open your mouth and try to do some exposition?”

“Really wrapping it all up together in a neat little bow, huh?”

“This was a fun vacation.”

“I learned about myself, and I think that’s what’s most important.”

“I like those guys! I think we should do this EVERY YEAR.”

“Maybe...I should record my podcast...for myself...”

“It’s just, enjoy what you’ve got while you have it, y’know?”

#original memes #ask meme #ask starter #sentence meme #sentence starter #source: youtube #rp meme #rp starter #rp prompts #inbox meme #inbox starters

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makosgotmoxie · 2 years ago

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Critical Role Campaign 3 Episode 48 Quote List

"Swiggity."

"Don't break the set. Do not break the set."

"It's not a race to the bottom, okay?"

"Hey man I just like positive chimes, you know?"

"We gotta glean the cube."

"I'm going to try and get my fork back."

"Nanaaaaa!"

"I'll give the tree some pats. Thank you. Thank you. Thank you."

"It doesn't have feet."

"You fucking talk in rhyme, you're kidding me right now."

*an insane amount of rhyming improv poems*

"Whikey whikey scratch."

"Have we found Bailey's achilles heel?"

"You're going to climb a tree with single digit health?"

"I know. I understand. Parent shit is the fucking worst."

"I love hitting dads."

"The drama was appreciated."

"It's psychological warfare." *Matt asking them to roll dice*

"I've always had a third nipple."

"And we're just going to toss the corpses into a waterfall?"

"I got the urge a couple times to really kill Chetney." "I think that's natural."

"Beef dick."

"You guided."

"She needs you. She feels better when you're around."

"Adjust your cumberbund, come on."

"Take a chance, suck a dick, let's go."

"No, we're slapdicks, it's not going to happen."

"Ry-Laura Bailey."

"The better halves become a better whole."

"I never want you to be afraid of me, daddy."

"All the campaigns, still against the elderly."

"Goodbye, Bumpkins!"

"Hey, he wasn't a total dickfuck."

"At dawn, we plan."

#damn what an episode #critical role #cr quote list #cr c3e48 #critical role spoilers #cr spoilers #c3 spoilers #hearing at dawn we plan twice in two days

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becarefulshewrites · 11 months ago

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"Follow Your Heart" - My Lame Game

This February on the Sunday before Valentine's, this was the one writing prompt that intrigued me, so I rolled the dice and here's what I got..

Sunday Writers Club - Feb 11th 2024

"So I rolled the dice and it told me to follow my heart. But the dice isn't supposed to tell us what to do, is it?"

"This is the game, mum. You agreed to play with me!"

"It's a stupid game, honey. But it's ok to have some fun"

"My game isn't stupid, you're stupid!"

"You don’t talk to mummy like that!"

"I'm not talking to you again! There's no point you never listen.. The only thing you heard is when I told you you're stupid. Why? Because you are! And my game is not stupid!"

The little girl with pitchy voice and curly hair left me behind. She has many names I'm not sure which one I should call her now. She's always visited me in my dreams, and daydreams. But not anymore. She was really mad that last time, she thinks that I, her future mum, am a hopeless case. She stopped coming to me on Monday mornings before coffee to assure me that this mundane life of mine shall pass, and she will arrive. I looked forward to that day when I won't have to wake up to mornings like these.. Well I won't be sleeping in the first place, and my favourite coffee will fail to numb me into correctness. By that time I won't be in my right mind.. Or how else would she ever come back to me?

Do I even want to admit how long she has been in my dreams before that fight? I wasn't really in my right mind when I let her in, I didn't know it will cost me all that longing time. I did agree to play that game with her, and I rolled the dice, but "Follow Your Heart" is just lame! How would a woman in her right mind follow her heart, when that's exactly the place where she's being attacked all the time? I already broke my heart a hundred times before, but once this girl comes back to my arms, I will give the world a thousand more reasons to break my heart again and again.

When I was younger, I used to play the lame heart game, but I never told anyone about it because I thought it's stupid. Nevertheless, I kept building my own stupid world, and left my people behind to theirs. When I grew into my right mind though, I stopped abandoning others, and stopped wasting my time on stupid things. I turned into that correct woman who sucks her own passion rather than sucking other people's energy with it. Passion has mostly put me in places that scared me, and in many ways also scarred me. In my right mind, I'd listen to my super ego and volunteer space to someone more passionate than me (or shall I say more comfortable with their passion than I am?). Does anyone I know need a mother like me? Not my kid I guess.

"You're stupid!"

"Sweetheart you're back!"

She caught me by surprise and I couldn’t hold my tears. Lately I have been on Instagram longer than I'd want to admit, and with all the kids that were murdered in the feeds, I thought she's also gone forever. But she's still alive! She looked at me and all I could feel was mercy that held my newborn heart, letting it take in fresh air for the first time, and touching its skin to calm it down. But I couldn’t hold her.

"Why are you crying, Mum?"

"Because you don't seem to come.. It has been so long and I find it hard to believe you. Were you lying to me?"

"No I'm not lying. I'm coming!" She said with an excited smile that beats every sunshine I ever saw.

"I know you don't lie, when you said that I'm stupid you were not lying"

"Mum? Do you feel shame?"

"Shame?! Who taught you this word?"

"I don't remember"

"Oh darling I'm so sorry!"

She never met anyone else but me, I didn't let her. I think I managed to keep her in my womb forever, and I have no idea why I thought it was the right thing to do. I'm stupid! I let my little kid know shame all too well. And I think I cried harder realising this.

"Mum? What do we do when we find a loved one crying?"

"We pat on their shoulder and comfort them"

"Right shoulder or left shoulder?"

"You choose, sweetie. You can also pat on the back"

She put her little arms around my neck and hugged me (did she even listen to me?!)

"Mum? Do you wanna play a game?"

"Yes honey"

This time with a rather victorious smile, she said "Roll the dice!"

I rolled the dice and got "Follow Your Heart", again.

"What should I do next?", I asked her.

#writingprompts #storytime

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feralforfruit · 2 years ago

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Countertop Whispers

A/N: I am writing this on a whim at 8am and I legit created this blog at 6am. I am unhinged and these hours are unholy. We are all here for the vibes and I decided to take matters into my own hands because I have an AA in English that I need to put to use. And this is going to be short btw. You fic writers always tease me like this so this is payback for sure. Xx

Warnings: if you don’t like sex with fruits, I suggest scrolling. NSFW, idek what else this is my first time doing this so please be kind.

Pairings: Tangerine x fem!reader

You hear the shaking of keys and the turning of the door knob of the front door. You pause your mixing, “Hey, my love! I’m in the kitchen!”

He sighs as he sets his keys down and hangs up his coat, releasing all the pressure of today’s hit job as he slumps down on the couch. Blood is sprinkled over his white button down. He rolls up his sleeves and unbuttons the top to reveal his shiny, sweat covered chest.

You look at him, tilting your head sympathetically. You tighten your apron and shake off the bit of powdered sugar you have on you. You grab a cup of iced water and walk over to the living room where your husband is practically meditating in silence. He notices you get closer and he opens his eyes with a glint of relief.

You sit next to him and hand him the cup. His mustache lifts ever so slightly as he sips on the refreshing drink. He pants after he gulps it down, placing the cup on the coffee table coaster. He looks at you lovingly. “Darling, you have no idea how good you look right now,” he says as he grabs your cheek and places a kiss on your temple.

“And you look like a mess but I believe you look sexiest like this,” you say to him while smirking sweetly as his breath hitches at the remark. “Making some cupcakes, wanna help me, handsome?”

“Too knackered to help, love, but I’ll definitely watch.” He says softly as he places another kiss but now below your ear. You giggle at the tickle of his mustache before you get up to continue with your sweetest of hobbies.

Tangerine takes his seat on one of the stools directly across from you on the kitchen island. He admires your dedication to perfecting your baking skills, and definitely has no complaints considering how delicious everything you make is. Usually, on every Friday night, he would always make time to watch you do your thing. He would chat with you about how your days went, what happened at work, how Lemon is doing, all while taste testing everything you gave him. Sometimes he offers to help you out when you needed an extra hand. But tonight, his mind is wandering into a place that makes him grateful that the countertop is covering his lower half.

He can’t get enough of you in that apron. It is wrapped so tightly around your curves that he wishes it were his hands instead. The sounds of your hums put him into a blissful state and it is so cute to watch you sway to the music in your head. The bit of flour on your nose makes him want to kiss it clean. You are used to him staring at you while you bake but right now his eyes are burning right into your hips.

He stays like this for awhile up until you finish mixing up some buttercream frosting. You sigh happily as you grab some with the tip of your index finger and bring it to your tongue. You suck on it for a moment and moan sweetly at the taste. Tangerine’s breath has grown heavy and the tightness in his trousers is becoming unbearable.

“Come to think of it, love, I reckon I would like to help out a bit.” Tangerine slowly walks around the island and stands behind you with his hands on his hips, still looking so dominant as he waits for your command. You squeal at his willingness, “Ahh, yes! Okay, here is the cutting board with some chocolate. Cut it into little pieces for me, will ya?” You peck his cheek and he blushes as he goes to wash his hands before grabbing the knife and dicing up the chocolate.

He is not exactly sure how small you want it cut so he pauses and asks, “This to your liking, love?” You look over to him and say, “Oh honey, I’m sorry, let me show you how it needs to be.” You grab the knife from his hand and slide in front of him, your ass brushing against him as you position yourself to where he was.

He hisses quietly at the contact then bites his lip. He thoughts run wild so he gets an idea and takes this chance to grab your waist from behind and rest his head above your right shoulder to look over it. Internally, you’re swooning at the position, feeling your heart skip a beat. You try your best to focus on slicing the chocolate while his thumbs rubs circles into your back, and you’re struggling not to moan at the sensation.

Tangerine moves his lips to the side of your ear and whispers, “Oh I see how it’s done. You do that so good, baby.” You shiver in response to his praise. “My girl is so good with knives, ain’t that right?” He pecks softly at your neck and you can’t help but stop your movements from your legs beginning to weaken at his words.

“Love, why’d you stop? Don’t you want to finish what you started?” he says as you whine, arching your neck back to be exposed to his affection. His lips continue moving on to the sweet spot below your ear as he starts to lift his left hand from your waist, to your beating chest, moving on to your neck, gripping it ever so slightly.

“I’m fucking starving, and you’re going to be my dessert, darling.”

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part 2 is up!

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