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xoalin4 · 9 months

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How do you think nikto would be like as a parent? Would he be an authoritarian type of parent or a distant and cold one?

PARENT NIKTO

I don’t think he’d have children in the first place, just not his thing, finds them annoying and his work just isn’t ideal.

But here’s what I think he’d be like if he did have them anyway.

I feel like he’d be just confused of how to deal with them, would most likely ignore the child for the first couple of months.

I feel like he’d be a more of distant parent, not very authoritative parent. He’d let his kids do what they want. Like a “if you ruin your life, that’s on you not me” type of parent.

He would be the type of parent to glare at his child if the child did something he did not approve of. And a mean type of glare, like a cold stare, the type of stare that looks like he would kill you. Which he would never kill his child, on purpose at least.

I don’t feel like he’d be there throughout much of his child’s life, coming around every few months when he got time off of work. But then even when he is home, he doesn’t really interact with his kid.

Tho, let’s say if he was a single parent, where his wife is no longer with him for whatever reason. He would be there more for his child/ren then, I feel like he’d sometimes bring his kid/s to base. Just let them run around and let the other people in base take care of them.

But I’d say it also depends on the gender of the child, wether it is a girl or a boy. If it is a boy, I feel like he’d want it to be like him- tho not exactly like him. He’d want his boy to be strong like him, know how to fight, protect himself and be the ‘man of the house’.

He would be more harsh to the boy, more stern and would probably be one of those fathers that would be angry after you mess up after he told you how to do something once.

If he had a girl, he probably wouldn’t know how to treat her. Tho he does want his daughter to grow up to be a smart girl, a girl that knows how to defend herself so that when she has no man/is in a dangerous place, she won’t be pathetic. So he would teach her as well, would be less harsh with her.

He in all honesty, wouldn’t know what to do with his kids, so he would teach them, show them how to use guns, knives, explosives, ect.

He would not be the most affectionate father, would probably call them by ‘boy’ ‘girl’ rather than their actual names. Not that he doesn’t know their names, he does, he just couldn’t be bothered to say them.

Tho he would be the type of father that would slap his child, not punch or beat, just a slap across the face if they go too far with something. A slap across the face which usually shuts them up, he would not apologise for it either.

He would be the kind of father, that looks after them as best as he could (he didn’t try that hard) make them independent, smart, and just genuinely know how to look after themselves. So that when he is not there/no one’s there they can look after themselves, get food, know how to cook, know how to work, ect.

So when they get old enough, 18, he would most like just disappear, as if looking after the kids was nothing more than a mission for him. A mission that he finished when they grew up old enough.

He wouldn’t completely disappear, would come around every few years, to see how his daughter is going and if she is with a good enough man (if he found out he was an asshole, don’t ask why the man disappeared the next day) and go to see how his son would be doing. Wether he is being a good enough man or being lazy, and if he is taking care of himself.

The type of father that is only there when one of his kids needs him, won’t be there otherwise.

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aria-greenhoodie · 9 days

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You see, @localcanadiancryptid22, I’m a motherfucker who LOVES drama, so I fw anything that can create that.

I’m normal. Btw. In case you were wondering.

#not putting this on the post the tags were from cause I don’t wanna bother op lol #but yeah I do whatever I think is interesting. or funny.#and Stanbill is REALL fucking funny to me #like. imagine you’re bill. you’re OBSESSED with ford. and you finally get into his mind #you’re going to have the last laugh #you’re finally getting everything you’ve ever wanted #and then BAM. ITS HIS TWIN BROTHER.#his twin brother you have ALWAYS thought of as inferior. a cheap copy.#but he BEATS YOU. HE is the one to best you. not your precious Sixer. but his conman brother.#and you’re LIVID.#stupid Stanley! he’s just a cheap copy of his brother! it was a total fluke! man he was hot in the lighting of those flames. wait WHAT #<- do you get what I’m saying #that’s fucking hilarious #also the obsessive hatred dripping off of bill when he talks about Stan on thisisnotawebsitedotcom.com is #VERY. INTERESTING.#I just love messy shit. and I love when they make eachother worse. top notch.#anyway. teehee.#stanbill #billford #fiddleauthor #fordsquared #fiddlestan #fiddlebill #fiddlebillford #<- is that a tag #it should be #orals worst most fucked up polycule #or love triangle #or both #shitpost

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cthulhuwritesstuff · 3 months

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Hold on…

I might be the last one to notice, but I JUST saw this.

Does this say “Sorry”???

Someone please slap me!

#I just noticed this #helluva boss #blitzø #stolitz #full moon spoilers #helluva boss spoilers #am I the last one to this party?#I must be the last one to this party #Don’t mind me #I need to go outside and socialize #the hyperfixation is hyperfixating #what have these two done to me

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squash1 · 9 months

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borrowed. phrases. need i say more????

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#last one is from the christmas short maggie wrote don’t mind the bad font #I LOVE BORROWED PHRASES #i love the way you adapt to people you love #ANYWAY #trc #ronan lynch #adam parrish #the raven cycle #blue sargent #richard campbell gansey iii #pynch #the raven boys #adam and ronan #blue lily lily blue #bluesey #the gangsey #gangsey #mine

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ashpkat · 14 days

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i can’t believe octavian died like… that. of all things in a middle grade kids books series. and everyone was chill about it. literally no one gaf octavian died so horrifically even if it was ‘just’ —and as the readers… we were chill with it too

#octavian pjo #pjo series #percy jackon and the olympians #percy jackson and the olympians #heroes of olympus #no but like ??? hello??? he CATAPULTED HIMSELF INTO A FLAMING METEOR DYING GODDESS??? AND EVERYONE (MIND YOU THEYRE LIKE 14 AND JUST WITNESS #ED THIS) AND LIKE THEYRE COOL WITH IT TOO NO ONE GAF — IN FACT NICO LITERALLY JUSTIFIED DOING THAT EVEN.#they could’ve like. arrested octavian.??? punched him in the face during his lament and K.O.’ing him #and they drag his unconscious body away and go on w their lives. LIKE WTF #there’s MORE RATIONAL ENDINGS TO THIS #have i mentioned octavian this guy i think he is FRESHLY turned eighteen. so maybe a senior in highschool with some issues in his noggin #(this is assuming rick even like. thought of anything of that and just needed a quick way to Wheee octavian out of the way cuz he didn’t #intend for him to be anything but a one dimensional bully that drives the B maybe C plot )#anyway #pjo hoo toa #nico di angelo #adjacent cause i’m talking him #will solace #also this reminds me they do a shitty job of bringing this back up in TSATS. don’t get me started on TSATS i’m sorry…..#octavian hoo #HE DOESNT EVEN HAVE A LAST NAME OH MY GOE #GOD #FUCKING HELL #he got the Celia (iykyk. fuck cc and hb) treatment #sorry i’ll shut up now #percy jackson

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blackbatcass · 3 months

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listen I know it’s kind of corny and inaccurate to act like every single person in the dc universe knows each other and is besties but it IS endlessly funny to me to follow the web of connections and see how many degrees removed from each other everyone is.

like look at the arrowfam okay. ollie and dinah are together, ollie is homoerotic best friends with hal, dinah is homoerotic best friends with babs. roy is dating dick, has a kid with jade, and is basically an adoptive father to both grant emerson and rose wilson. connor is dating kyle and is constantly followed around by eddie fyers. mia is friends with a lot of the second gen teen titans kids, had an on-again-off-again thing going on with steph for a while, and is currently dating sienna. emiko is besties with courtney and some of the other recent teen titans. sin has a small army of protective aunts from the birds of prey. the real question is how far does it go before ollie puts a cap on the number of people who are invited to family brunch on sundays

#arrowfam #LIKE. PLSSSS #can you imagine them all in one room.#roy: hey ollie can garth come to brunch this week.. he’s in town and i never get to see him and he really wants to try your pancakes #ollie: idk roy we’re already at max capacity..#roy: please dad🥺🥺🥺🥺#ollie: …..fine. someone will have to be uninvited then #mia: why? what’s one more person?#ollie: bc I have Very Strict Rules!!! If I don’t follow the invite limit then the whole town’ll show up every week!#connor what about axing kyle #connor: …dad. I am not disinviting my boyfriend and Only Guest to brunch bc of your arbritrary rules.#ollie: fine that’s fair. um…#mia: what about grant #ollie: for the last time mia we are not banning your nephew from family brunch because he allegedly #ate some of your bacon one time. it was not a big deal and you need to get over it #mia: UMM‼️‼️ it was a big deal TO ME🗣️🗣️and I don’t appreciate you INVALIDATING my emotions like this‼️‼️#ollie: uhhh emiko what about courtney. she comes over like every week will she be fine sitting this one out #emiko: I can’t believe this. how dare you deny my ONLY FRIEND IN THE WORLD an invitation to brunch. it’s like you hate me #ollie: EMI I KNOW YOU PATENTLY HAVE MORE FRIENDS. who have BEEN TO BRUNCH BEFORE.#emiko: YOU CAN’T TAKE COURTNEY FROM MEEEEEE #ollie: FINE ok.#roy: why don’t you just tell hal not to come all the way down here for brunch I mean he’s here every week anyway #ollie: bc it’s hal okay. mind your own business.#roy: fine. but we’re running out of people #connor: I mean………. what about eddie #ollie: ………….. yeah ok I’m sold. that works. meeting adjourned good job team #mia: why are you so worked up about keeping attendance low anyway #ollie: MY KITCHEN TABLE CAN ONLY FIT SO MANY SUPERHEROES MIA

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electrozeistyking · 2 months

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WHEN YOU COULDN’T SAY A THING BEFORE?

(i move fast with these things, holy moly. also i did not forget the loops! i just didn’t feel like including them :3)

#isat #isat spoilers #siffrin #isat siffrin #in stars and time #in stars and time spoilers #in stars and time siffrin #zeisty’s in betweens #yeah hi guys it’s me again #don’t mind me my brain just likes stockpiling ideas and forcing me to execute them #i do take breaks though!! i promise i do #anyway some of this was done by memory. and by which I mean the dialogue.#yes hello friend ammonite. i saw you reblogging the last versions of this animation. so i just wanna say:#THIS IS SPOILERS FOR ACT 5!!! you’ve only seen the first two loops so far!!!#so you should probably mute/block spoiler tags for isat!#seriously! it’s one wild ride and it’s fun experiencing almost completely blind #and you’re definitely wandering through the tags because you’ve been tagging me in cool stuff you find #so just keep in mind we’re not here yet. and there’s some stuff you should probably not know yet :3 #yes i had to tell you through the tags. hewwo :3

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kibutsulove · 27 days

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don’t tell anyone guys but I love avatar szeto

#atla #avatar szeto #szeto #avatar the last airbender #sulove’s works #my favorite ever workaholic they don’t get you like I do #don’t mind how I burned his canon clothes and gave him new ones #he didn’t choose the advisor life the advisor life chose him

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ink-the-artist · 1 year

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Dude some of those popular so-bad-its-good movies are unironically outsider art and I don’t think they get enough appreciation for that

#Neil breen is absolutely an outsider artist #Mark Regions ‘after last season’ is an outsider art film #yes they are bad movies but they are so unique in how they’re made #the decisions don’t really make sense bc they aren’t rly drawing from how other films are made #or from any technical knowledge of film making #those decisions are entirely from whatever is going on in the creators mind lol #of course the most popular one of them all The Room also is outsider art #genuinely very cool to me that the movie is so beloved lol #like yeah it’s enjoyed in an ironic way it’s unintentional comedy #but I think a big part of that enjoyment comes from the insanity of it #it’s so uniquely Tommy Wiseau no one else could have made it #these movies are SO sinciere

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sethiescope · 5 months

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some of my favorite phones for the holiday. HAPPY NATIONAL TELEPHONE DAY!!!

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watchfuldeer · 1 year

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our secret thing

succession 1.09 pre-nuptial

#tomgreg #greg hirsch #tom wambsgans #andrew dodds #succession scripts #succession #yeah this one made me feel utterly insane #up all night smoking the weed that makes you gay and in love with tom #kiddo #vs i’m the only one that likes you #greg literally thinks he likes tom more than shiv atp #and i don’t think anything has happened to change his mind since #and well. 4.08 just happened.#greg playing the fucking long game #also the last bit made me laugh out loud

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not-a-heretic · 1 month

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boyfriends

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wouldn’t be like minds fanart if i didn’t have a bloody version. i think i like this version better than the others :(

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last-in-line-for-hell · 2 years

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*rings bells* WEI WUXIAN IS A NERD!! He loves learning and applying his knowledge in new and creative ways! He’s INCREDIBLY insightful and perceptive! He keeps notes and creates unparalleled inventions! He knows people and even knows politics! He develops answers and theories on the fly! Please I beg for people to stop calling him an idiot all the time 😭🙏🙏

#mdzs textpost not art #No but fr #I’m sooooo tired of seeing people dismiss just how capable and smart wwx is #esp in fic like I feel like I can’t read one fic without every character being so condescending and rude to wwx and calling him stupid #like hello last I checked none of you completely changed the landscape of cultivation before the age of 22 🤨#dkdkdkd don’t mind me I just always get tired of seeing this everywhereeee

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shy-the-trash-lion · 3 months

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