#don’t let this distract you.

[paper-starz]

Well that was quick…

TikTok got unbanned 😭

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[morganbritton132]

Eddie during a Q&A where he specially asked his fans to ask him questions about his marriage: Oh, just saw the question who proposed to who and-

Steve, loudly off-camera: I proposed to him and he said no!

Eddie: …first of all, you couldn’t even get gay married at the time. And second, I said no because I-

Steve: He said no because he wanted to propose to me and then DIDN’T

Eddie: I did!

Steve: A year later.

Eddie: I had to plan! I had to prep! I wasn’t going to halfass our gay fake wedding!

Eddie: And, just for your information, internet! He’s complaining and he’s making me look bad but do you know what he did? Do you know what he did the next day? I put together this beautiful ceremony with all our friends and family and you know what he did the very next day?

Eddie: He went to the courthouse and married a woman!

Steve: …Well that was for tax benefits

[rickybaby]

Race pace teammates comparison | Dutch Grand Prix 2024

Daniel has the largest pace gap to his teammate on a one stop strategy

[qkmlh]

Still ducking hilarious to me that Zoro & Sanji began their beef because they thought the other was misogynistic and it came to a head of no return when Zoro felt his title of ‘Luffy’s specialest boi’ threatened by Sanji’s comment

[heybiji]

Dande sighs, “Man… don’t you ever just wanna go home?” Jalester replies, “A lot,” and Dande says, “You should.” Jalester says, “Maybe I’ll get to. Not yet.” Dande says, “You could after this. Shadowdale…” Jalester says, “Maybe. Maybe you could come with.”

Dande looks at him for a moment before saying, “I feel like we don’t wanna have the same conversation. That’s okay. We’ll just…” He stops, considers, then nods. “No, it’s okay.” Jalester does not press, giving another glance towards Solias and Khari, and the conversation dies away as they watch the fire burn down low.

[beastking-golion]

I need y’all to focus on the reason the shooting happened over making memes about everything for once in your lives.

[idontmindifuforgetme]

When I’m a fucking doctor you best believe I will single handedly reformulate the way ERs in the states conduct themselves. I will literally obliterate the current system and build a new one

[bestanimal]

Just saw the notes about silly little poll helping and wanted to tell you that it does. It does

✊😔

[yourlocalabstraction]

I just wanna say something about the new video /nm

I’ve seen a lot of people assuming various things about Jash’s gender identity just from how he dresses in the dance segment. Like some folk in the cjfs are saying things along the lines of “OH EM GEE HE’S SUCH A GENDERQUEER ICON”, and others are even going as far as calling him a femboy.

I get you all have good intentions and mean this in a positive light, but please, have respect for Mr. Jash. Note that he is an actual fucking guy. Don’t woobify or idolize him to an uncomfortable extent. Also, we need to avoid forcing labels upon him. As a cis guy, his fanbase shouldn’t be shoving him into a certain corner of identity that doesn’t resonate with him, merely because of the way he dresses in a video. Plus, the outfits he’s in aren’t necessarily ‘feminine’. They aren’t gendered! They’re pieces of clothing!! Just because he’s wearing fits that go against masc norms, it isn’t an instant sign that ‘holy shit chonnathan jash gener fluid real’.

Also, this is a huge personal gripe of mine, can we PLEASE NOT CALL HIM A FEMBOY????? I haven’t seen many people do this thankfully, but, do I even have to explain why this ain’t it????? Not only do some trans people consider it a slur, but this is a real, cis, grownass man we’re talking about. As a fanbase, we need to establish and acknowledge that this guy is an actual person with feelings and boundaries.

I’ve just noticed that with a lot of GNC artists/influencers, there’s a lot of pressure from their fans to be labeled as genderqueer just because of how they appear. Please remember that gender presentation is a spectrum, and presentation does NOT equal gender identity !!! Just because a cis man is more fem-presenting than societal standards, it doesn’t instantly make them not cis. The definition of being cis is that you identify with your AAB gender. That’s the only requirement.

Anyways, I honestly hella appreciate that Jash is doing this!! We don’t see GNC cis folk to often, and this guy is just!! So valid man!!!! I am immensely comforted.

Don’t get me wrong, it IS ok to gender envy him (i sure as hell do), and complement his appearance. If you wanna say he’s pretty, go ahead!!!!! Just remember that at the end of the day, no matter whatever you say, just have respect for the guy and don’t be a fuckin weirdo with it!!!!!!!!

[surgicalsequels]

nooo po3. your gameplay is too plagiarized. your attitude is too obnoxious. your scheming is too obvious. they’ll kill you 😔

i really want to at least attempt to draw leshy and grimora but as usual curse of robot means the only thing I can draw somewhat coherently is machines. and even then I am not rockin’ with the way this fucker turned out tbh. however I put too much effort in to not at least put him in the archive so here you go

[thewipssys]

child who hears voices and his dilf

[eyeballsoup7310]

The bifrost incident x the celestial spear…… space train horror……….. Leeland is Odin. Eugene is Loki, which I suppose would make Felix a non-romantic Sigyn. The drawtectives are altogether Thor. Jancy as Lyfrassir? The Spirits are Kvasir. The passengers on the Express are the talents of the Spear. Do you see it do you see my vision

[youruncleolaf]

5/9 tags on trending are currently about pride, having pushed anything related to palestine, gaza or the genocide off trending completely.

this pride, let’s not forget about all the queer people being killed right now, all over the world but especially in palestine. let’s not forget about the stories we’ve read on queering the map, about the regrets of not kissing a now dead crush, of a life never lived with a love taken by the idf. let’s not let the celebration of who we are drown out the destruction of who they are.

pride is supporting Everyone, and there are so many queer people in palestine. even if there weren’t, we should still be focusing on them above celebrating.

[ikealamps]

….j….jordan eberle 🥰🥰

[ilkkawhat]

i have never resonated more with that image of matthew mcconaughey smoking, and have not felt such chaos at work like this in a long time