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This is @myketheartista’s fault and myketheartista’s fault ONLY
#yes everyone is still wearing skirts. because I said so. also the skirts have pockets. because I said so#idk what’s going on here I think I have altitude sickness rn and i think it’s making me delirious#dbhc#dbhc art#dbhc sillies#ddlc dbhc#dbhc xisuma#dbhc doc#docm77#xisuma#xisumavoid#art escapades#myketheartista#mutuals#i need to lay down now#good grief#don’t look directly at me#docsuma
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I think Deku has a bit of a mean streak, actually. he’s no Bakugou—that’s for sure—but he’s not this innocent, sweet angel baby that the media has painted him out to be. but you only catch it when you least expect it, when you’re pushing his nerves, when the stakes to everything around him are high, when he’s tired of endless sleepless nights and just—snaps.
“Oh?” you go, grin unfurling like some grinch, chin resting on your hands as you leer at him from across his expansive desk. “You’re mean.” your words are teasing, a snarl that curls your mouth up. Deku stutters, eyes going wide, jaw snapping shut in surprise as he tries to think back on how rude he just sounded.
“No, I’m not—I mean, you wouldn’t stop and I just—there’s a lot on my plate right now—and you just—you keep on—I’m not—I’m not mean.” He’s sputtering, hands all over the place, the glasses perched on the bridge of his nose falling even lower with how he jabbers on and on. it’s endearing really, to see how he tries to upkeep his image of being so kind and understanding, even though his nostrils just flared at you. and his eyebrows turned down and he gritted at you, his hands were balled into fists, his words were so nasty, so ugly, so unbecoming for Deku.
you liked it. loved it even—vowed to get him like this every single fucking second that you could.
you pick and poke at him whenever you see him, teasing him and pulling at him. pushing him around even though the hero is so much stronger than you, so much bigger. and he lets you, tries to defend himself but—that’s not what you want. you want the ugliness, the snark, the mean.
he snaps, eventually, when you least expect it. grabs you up in black whip when you go to push him against the wall for the third time in only a minute, his eyes suddenly dark, the aura of the room suddenly charged.
“That’s what I was looking for.” you whisper to him, the grin spreading your face quickly dissipating in only seconds when you become the prey. when you become the one pushed up against the wall with teeth at your neck, a hand in your underwear, bullying your hole with too thick fingers.
“Why do you want me to act like this? Be so mean to you, huh?” he sounds so frustrated with himself, with you, growling and nipping and licking when you don’t answer quick enough. but your breath is caught in your lungs because finally—finally, did you get what you wanted. it just took a little bit of pushing, you suppose.
#omg I wrote this idea down last night and couldn’t even type it up#bc I took some sleep meds and it put me out SO FUCKING QUICK????#usually I don’t lay down until like an hour and a half or two#but it was literally like 40 mins and I was DONE!!!!#but I finally wrote it :D#there’s also been so much talk of him on the dash and i am. very much so liking this#I miss him bc I don’t think about him enough#but I also think he can be. so mean. like NASTY mean when his limits are pushed enough#ohhhh my god I wont him so bad#okay gn I took more meds bc my pelvis has been in so much pain????#just the right side too??? omg AM I DYING GELP#—new treat in the streets! 🍫#deku treats! 🍬
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Just because you can stand up, doesn’t mean you should. If standing up right now will make everything worse & what you need to do is rest, then rest.
#this is just me posting this to remind myself#obviously if you feel like you need to stand for any reason & standing is beneficial then do it#but if you don’t need to stand up & standing up will just make things worse there isn’t a problem with laying down#i’ve been laying down all day since the morning yesterday & only standing up when necessary#& it has done wonders for my recovery#chronic illness#disability#dissabled#dysautonomia#spoonie#chronically ill
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Divorced!Toji who cheats on you one night when he’s drunk on accident.
Divorced!Toji, who only makes excuses when you find out, saying it was just an accident, and he was drunk. It’s not like he put effort, why would he? You would believe him anyway.
Divorced!Toji who says he doesn’t care when you guys get a divorce, that you’re just another person in his life that’s leaving. You’re the one who would regret it. Not him.
Divorced!Toji who drowns his feelings in alcohol and meaningless hookups. Who tries to convince himself he didn’t care. What was the point of getting married anyway? He knew it would end like this.
Divorced!Toji who gets a new girlfriend. Doesn’t really like her, but does that really matter? It was just for fun anyway.
Divorced!Toji, who finds himself comparing everything she does to you. Why does she dress like that? Why does she talk like that? Why does she act like that?
Divorced!Toji, who convinced himself to stop thinking about you. That the only reason he compares his girlfriend to you, is because she’s better. (Though we all know that’s not true.)
Divorced!Toji, who ‘accidentally’ finds your social media. It’s totally like he wasn’t searching for it. But now that he’s here, might as well look through it right?
Divorced!Toji, who curses to himself when he finds out you have a new boyfriend. Because who the fuck thinks they can have you? (Though it’s been months and he should have expected that.)
Divorced!Toji who scoffs to himself one drunken night, messaging you a paragraph that only makes your relationship worse.
Divorced!Toji, who gets even more angry when you just brush off his message. The bold “Read” at the bottom, just laughing in his face. Because he knew you read it, you just didn’t answer. I mean, why would you? You guys were long broken up, and he was probably stupid for even texting you in the first place. But still, no answer?
Divorced!Toji, who lashes out at his girlfriend. Spitting insults and laughs. Because no one could compare to you, and why was he just now realizing it? Dumbass.
Divorced!Toji, who really doesn’t care when his girlfriend breaks up with him. He was now free to do whatever the hell he wanted.
Divorced!Toji, who texts you every day.
“Why are you even with that bastard?”
“Come back to me mama, you know you want to.”
“I’ll have you back in my bed in no time, stop resisting pretty girl.”
“Come onnn, the divorce was a mistake.”
Divorced!Toji, who knows you see them, you just won’t answer. Who keeps doing it anyway, because the fact that you read them even when you’re spoken for, says something to him.
#I literally came up with this while I was laying down#WAS THIS GOOD???? IDK#TELL ME IF THIS WAS GOOD BECAUSE IT WAS MY FIRST#notice how he didn’t apologize? DONT GO BACK 😭#guys if you’re in a relationship like this#seriously don’t go back 😭#toji fushiguro#toji fushigro x reader#jjk#jjk x reader#jujutsu kaisen#jujustsu kaisen x reader#fanfic#fiction#my fic#toxic relationship
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You know the most fucked up thing about ch. 120 is that it reinforces Teru’s character. It reinforces the fact that he is an exorcist first, brother second. He struck with precision, even though he called his brother’s name he still struck. I wonder if he knew what he was doing or if it was all muscle memory at that point. If all he saw at first was a supernatural attacking a person and not his brother. Did he know in his heart that his brother was gone or did he hold out hope that he could break the possession. Do you think he’ll lay awake at night think more about what lies at the bottom of the well, or that he didn’t hesitate to strike his brother the one he gave up so much for.
#toliet bound hanako kun#tbhk spoilers#tbhk#jibaku shounen hanako kun#jshk 120#jshk spoilers#jshk#teru minamoto#I’ve been mulling this over since I read the chapter#do you think he thinks of himself as a failure of an older brother#having lost the one he swore to protect#it’s even worse that Kou died off screen we don’t even know how he died so in a way Teru won’t either#do you think it eats him up knowing that he was in the same house where his brother died and he could do nothing#or maybe I need to go lay down and stop thinking
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Margo knows 1 (one) trick
#dogblr#petblr#dog#sighthound#borzoi#margo#and no she won’t do it consistently if that’s what you’re wondering!!!!!#her breeder pestered me a lot about getting her tkn#and I was just like yo she straight up doesn’t enjoy working like that#I don’t care about alphabet soup titles#a tkn proves nothing about a borzoi lol#I will never be the person who forces a dog to do things they don’t enjoy#past like medical and upkeep things#Kram has a tkn cause he likes doing stuff with me#and was a good sport albeit lacking understanding of what we were doing lol#vex loved to work and we were laying down a really obedience and agility foundation#🤷🏻♀️
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We are not the same.
Some folks: SJM foreshadowed a blood duel between Azriel and Lucien in the Bonus Chapter to win Elain’s heart/claim his mate.
Me, an intellectual: SJM foreshadowed the blood duel in regard to Lucien because he will use it to save Elain’s life, likely from Beron, because this time he will be powerful enough to stop Jesminda’s fate from repeating itself again.
#elucien#pro elucien#elain x lucien#elucien head canon#anti e/riel#yall this is called a red herring#this is clearly Zuko’s story from ATLA where he was helpless and lost everything to exile by failing to fight his father in a duel#but when faced in a duel again he will prove his power against his horrible dad#Lucien was willing to lay down his life for Feyre his friend#don’t you realize he is going to do the same for his mate?#and he’s going to WIN and save her because there’s no way in hell he will let history repeat itself#especially for his mate#Lucien would never blood duel out of jealousy#he acts with honor and loyalty#yall will see#this is a story of his growth and coming into his own power too and getting justice from his father#and I just know Elain is going to help him in some way#pro lucien vanserra
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A week ago when I scheduled Duncan’s euthanasia I was feeling very sad and decided to partake in some retail therapy online. The timing was perfect because it arrived today. Arthur is pro retail therapy. Or at least he’s pro New Rug
Thank you for all the condolences you’ve all sent. I am okay. Got home from Madison around 2pm and laid in bed watching shark videos for two and a half hours. When I got the notification that my rug was delivered I figured it was time to stop laying around
#also incase u were thinking it: yes the new rug is bc Duncan’s had a faint…. smell about it#nothing terrible but if you were laying down on it u could definitely smell some peepee#plus without a wobbly boy in the house I don’t really need / want such a massive rug#my post#Arthur#Kenny
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LAKE MISSOULA x JONAS VINGEGAARD
credits under cut!
lake missoula - richy mitch and the coal miners // jonas vingegaard - team presentation, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard, tadej pogacar, and remco evenepoel - podium ceremony, tour de france 2024 (belga images) // tadej pogacar and jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // wayward son - rainbow rowell // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 // it's down to legs - caley fretz // jonas vingegaard - stage 20, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // a poem on hope - wendell berry // jonas vingegaard and remco evenepoel - stage 19, tour de france 2024 // quora user shulamit widawsky // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 (getty images) // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 post-race interview (flobikes) // 'now the fight is over': jonas vingegaard concedes tour de france battle for yellow, but still aims for second - adam becket // jonas vingegaard - stage 19, tour de france 2024 post-race interview (flobikes) // video: jonas vingegaard and matteo jorgenson consoled after heart-breaking end to stage 19 of 2024 tour de france for team visma | lease a bike - kieran wood // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // 'probably the hardest moment of my career'-- jonas vingegaard on his crash and fight to be ready for the tour de france - stephen farrand // jonas vingegaard's tour de france was a venn diagram - iain treloar // rise up and salute the sun: the writings of suzy kassem - suzy kassem // jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2023 // jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // vingegaard exhausted after tour de france: may cut season short - sjoerd valkering // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - stage 20, tour de france 2024 (belga images) // the thing is - ellen bass // "if you had told me four months ago that i would be second, i wouldn't have believed you" - jonas vingegaard disappointed but proud of his tour de france - ondrej zhasil // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard - stage 11, tour de france 2024 post-race interview (nbc sports) // alfred lord tennyson // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - stage 11, tour de france 2024 // remco evenepoel and jonas vingegaard - stage 21, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - tour de france 2024 // matteo jorgenson and jonas vingegaard - stage 19, tour de france 2024 // matteo jorgenson and jonas vingegaard - tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard and tadej pogacar - podium ceremony, tour de france 2024 // jonas vingegaard and wout van aert - tour de france 2024 (team visma | lease a bike)
#obligatory jonasposting#i don’t know if i got the vibe i wanted to capture?? i feel like watching jonas race this year has ultimately been about hope#like the entire thing at its core feels like a leap of faith- of course visma was obsessively running numbers behind the scenes and#trying to prepare him as well as possible#but in the end he still hadn’t raced since april. he still had less than half the preparation and a massive question mark was following#them to the startline#but he still came. and he still believed. and everyone around him believed beyond everything else-#staff. commentators. fans. everyone was holding their breath because they don’t know where to place their bets#so it all comes down to crossing your fingers every time he gets a mechanical. saying a prayer under your breath when he loses 30 seconds.#and then stage 11 comes along! the tension is suddenly resolved and it’s like seeing the sun again!#but then things start to go downhill- but everyone still keeps hoping. the commentators i was watching were still saying “if” instead of#“when” about his podium in stage 21 because despite everything people still had hope! they don’t want to lay down the hammer#and even when he still finished second#the grief still mingled with the wonderful and beautiful fact that he still did it!#you take a step back and against all odds jonas vingegaard came back from the brink of death and podiumed the fucking tour de france!#and that heartbreak and wonder can coexist. you didn’t hope for nothing. the sky is still blue. the sun still shines. he made it.#sorry long tag rant i’m a yapper at heart y’all#me reading or listening to anything ever rn: omg this is so jonas coded!!!#jonas vingegaard#jv#tadej pogacar#remco evenepoel#wout van aert#wva#matteo jorgenson#tdf#tdf 2024#tour de france 2024#tour de france#cycling
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Using the computer as a babysitter for Jed and Octavius is all fun and games until they figure out how to use Larry’s credit card
#And they will#To be clear it’ll still be fun just not for Larry#Larry won’t know until McPhee goes “you CANNOT keep getting your Amazon boxes delivered here”#“If you wanna buy 45 sunlamps 65 remote controlled miniature tanks 7 pairs of heelys a kiddie pool and 120 extension cords that fine but-#Now Larry has to try and think of a way to write this off as a business expense while sounding sane#I don’t think “The dead 17 year oId pharaoh I’m in charge of hasn’t seen the sun in four thousand years-#and honestly if he wants to have his magical jackals trail behind him holding sun lamps then I really can’t be the one to stop him”#Will go over well.#To be fair presenting that bill to the museum board might work. as far as they know he spends every night of his life in a dark museum#He also hasn’t seen the sun in months#Is it concerning that he apparently brought in a sand box and the maximum buyable number of lights that imitate sunlight? Yeah#Is it less concerning than “ancient reanimated corpse likes laying face down in the sand under a bunch of lights for enrichment”?#Also yeah#”what about the ultra realistic working doll sized cannons” “I just get bo- THE WHAT?”#My tags are a masterpiece#Teddy is delighting in the wonders of mustache gel#shitpost#jedtavius#Natm#night at the museum#larry daley#natm jedediah#natm octavius#natm larry
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Fucked-up shit??? In MY fucked-up-shit show?!! It’s more likely than you think, and I am so fucking ready, bring on the fucked! up! shiiiiit!!
#yellowjackets#yellowjackets spoilers#other people like ‘how am I gonna make peace with such and such this season’#me shoveling popcorn down my gullet: everything in this show has been wild from the literal first scene#go on don’t be shy make it as deranged as possible#blood! sex! fistfights! insanity! hot milfs committing the most heinous crimes!#ghost jackie! Van setting her mom’s house ablaze! Taissa homewrecking herself into a dying redhead! Misty doing a stabby stab!#let’s! fuckin! gooooooooooo!#(this is me saying well in advance I will not be playing purity games with this show. or most things cuz. purity games are bullshit.#but ESPECIALLY with this show. the more unhinged the better. lay it on me)
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#crow.jpg#linked universe#linked universe fanart#lu sky#tloz fanart#i don’t remember the last time i drew this much#okay no i do it was dsmp but dsmp i think i drew more#i HAVE however done irreversible damage to my doodle process. methinks that this is not the right way to do it#that won’t stop me though ^_^#i love laying down a really vague sketch and drawing/coloring right over it#lineart can be added later. FUCK IT WE BALL.
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You’ve heard of “She would NOT be a mother” now get ready for its sequel “He would ABSOLUTELY be a father”
#feel free to tag your blorbos or ocs I don’t give a fuck#this came to me in a vision at 3AM a couple nights ago and it wouldn’t leave#oddly enough the character who came to mind was Stan Pines; idk I feel it in my heart that if he didn’t have to deal with the portal and was#able to straighten his life up a bit he absolutely would’ve been a father. he’s also pretty close to being one for Soos ngl#anywho#send tweet I’m going to go lay down for a centery I guess 💥#prince rambles in this chilies tonight
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Iida trapping you into a quirk marriage with him because he’s truly in love with you but you don’t even want to look at him……
#I’m imagining…. sitting down after the ink has dried on the contract. first day in your new home.#clock filling the silence as the two of you sit across from each other at the kitchen table.#he’s suggested that you two lay down ground rules. boundaries. lines you won’t cross.#for your sake you think. because you’ve voiced your discontent with this LOUDLY and frequently. but also for his.#he writes them all down in his perfect script. mostly you bring up petty things. don’t bother you during breakfast or when you’re#out at the nail salon. an exorbitant monthly allowance. you push for things you don’t even want. just to test him.#to your surprise he gives it all up. only adding a few caveats to your demands. there will be a tracker on your phone. you will message him#before you leave the house each day. you won’t ever try to lose the gaurds again. ‘and please don’t attack them. they’re just doing their#jobs.’ he puts down the pen reading the contract over. then with practiced nonchalance adds. ‘oh yes. and we’ll be sharing a bed.’
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The High Republic series confirmed that part of a Jedi youngling’s day in the creche are midday naps on little nap mats, and now the image of all our faves in youngling form curled up on the nap mat is living rent free in my head
#star wars#the high republic#Obi wan has to cuddle someone it’s non negotiable#usually ends up being Quinlan#mace puts himself right in the center to keep an eye on everyone#Quinlan takes the longest to settle down#plo koon is out like a light as soon as he’s laying#plo’s mat is also always near Obi’s#anakin literally wraps himself around baby Ahsoka#yes they’re all literally younglings in this scenario I don’t care#yoda gets a little floating bassinet so no one by accidentally rolls onto him#kit’s little tank sits on the outskirts of the circle so he can still be included#jedi#jedi younglings#Obi wan kenobi#quinlan vos#ahsoka tano#anakin skywalker#mace windu#yoda#plo koon#depa billaba
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IDK if people will come for me for saying this but not showing how Sauron took control over the orcs for the sake of surprising the audience was not good writing.
Also, why was Galadriel just standing there watching Adar get stabbed? Asking for a friend.
#i understand orcs are not the brightest#and they were getting unhappy with adar being willing to sacrifice them#but after laying siege to a whole city still they just run into sauron and we just….don’t see what the conversation looks like?#how he convinces them that being under his rule will lead to a better life?#to the point that they end up killing adar even though they knew adar originally aided the orcs to take sauron down#because sauron was sacrificing orcs mindlessly?#i understand some orcs saw adar as an elf when nenya healed him#but sauron couldn’t have known that#he also couldn’t have known to come there and be totally safe#ughhhh why are there so many gaps in writing#just show us *something*#sauron#adar#glug#charlie vickers#sam hazeldine#robert strange#the rings of power#galadriel#morfydd clark
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