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“Don’t despoil Mercedes! >:(” - Matt Arnold
Matt immediately being like: Hey! No! You don’t get to make Mercedes bad!! Say whatever the fuck you want about Henry idc
#*ramblings#dndads#dungeons and daddies#dndaddies#I’m re listening to bits of season one and I found this so funny#hey! that’s my girl#don’t insult my girl#dndads s1#dndaddies season 1#dndaddies s1#dungeons and daddies season 1#dungeons and daddies odyssey
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Every time I think abt toyas relationship to the tenmas I wanna throw up he loves them so so so much. And what if the bright spot in your depressing childhood is two over excited blond ppl who love you just as much & this bond carried you through hard times. & he’s so much quieter in his affection than them but it’s so obvious to those who know them in how much work he also puts in to making them happy.
Toyas 2024 4koma my beloved. I died and never recovered. Look at how much closer he’s gotten to saki!!!!! Saki getting out of the hospital and seeing him again and going tsukasa stop hogging him.
#almost said overexcited blond fuckers but I would never insult saki tenma like that.#yes. blond. French rule of group gendering (masc adj unless the group is all girls) (ils -> all boys or (x) girls one or more boys)#(elles -> all girls no boys) if that’s wrong no it isn’t. im the academie francais now bitch! me & my piss poor French will undermine France#as a whole!!#don’t ask me if you’d say blonds the English language doesn’t do that and also I forgot most other adjective rules#bags (beauty age goodness size) & gendering is all I know.#mine#tsukasa#saki#toya#tenmas#wxs fan? no. tenmas fan first.
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AAAHHH REQUESTS ARE OPEN!!!!
So proud of you for powering through your requests and wips of your own!!! You did SUCH A FANTASTIC JOB AT BY THE WAY!!!! oh my gosh!! Your creativity inspires me A HECK OF A LOT EMERY! 🫶🫶💙💙💙💙
I thought I'd might as well send you a request! (No pressure, and absolutely no need for a rush!)
Maybe something that is Halloween themed for rottmnt? Maybe they're decorating for Halloween and Mikey or Leo seems to have a disagreement with certain decorations that the rest of the Hamato brothers seem to have no problems with? Resulting in normal brother banter, but it soon turns into one of them declaring a "tickle fight"?
One of them could be like "how about we settle this with a tickle fight!" and since Mikey or Leo is the only one who has a disagreement with the decor, one of them just get ganged up on, and eventually it rules out to them loosing since it's literally a 1v3? 😭😭
I don't know! I just thought of it, but of course no pressure in writing it if it's too confusing! 🙏🙏
~ 𝙲𝚘𝚛𝚊𝚕𝚒𝚗𝚎 𝚊𝚗𝚍 𝚊 𝚙𝚞𝚖𝚙𝚔𝚒𝚗 ~
❤️💜🐢💙🧡 𝙵𝚒𝚌 𝚛𝚎𝚚𝚞𝚎𝚜𝚝𝚎𝚍 𝚋𝚢: @saturnzskyzz ❤️💜🐢💙🧡
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“Move it to the left! No…your other left! …Donnie, I just said your other left!!!” Raph yelled.
“I don’t have 'an other left!' Are you trying to tell me that you want me to use my right hand?!” Donnie asked, irritation abundantly clear in his tone.
“NO! I KNOW WHAT I SAID!!! WHAT I WANT YOU TO DO IS USE YOUR OTHER LEFT!!” Raphael basically screamed.
“I. DON’T. KNOW. WHAT. THAT. MEANS!!!” Donatello screeched back.
“Oh for crying out—“ The eldest sighed, “Give it here.” The taller turtle snatched the Coraline themed paper cut out’s from his younger brother, getting tape and sticking them to the wall.
Raph stepped out a bit, looking at where he had placed the paper cut out’s before letting out a huff of satisfation, putting his hands on his hips, “See? Now was that so hard?”
The purple banded turtle’s eye twitched slightly, turning to his older brother and giving him a quickly glare as he put the excess decorations away, “You used your right hand to place that decoration, dumbass.”
The eldest blinked in confusion at his brother’s statement, doing an L-shape with both of his fingers as a small embarrassed blush appeared on his cheeks, “I see...”
The young scientist rolled his eyes fondly, shaking his head as he threw away the remainder of the paper, “You see—”
“I aham stopping you right there. Please dohon’t Dhar Man lihife lesson me right now…”
“You see…” The softshell continued, his grin widening as he heard a loud groan come from his older brother, “You should always listen to your immediate younger brother because he is just so intelligent and just so far beyond the usual intellect of the average fifteen year old.”
The red banded turtle nodded his head, trying his best not to laugh at his brother’s silly antic’s.
It was currently October and there was lots of spookiness in the air. Although it was literally just the 1st day of October, there was still freshly new spookiness in the atmosphere.
More or less, anyway...
The turtle teen’s were setting their lair to be a…sort of Halloween themed aesthetic.
Did their Dad know they were basically re-decorating the whole lair? No. But he’ll just have to deal with it.
Last year they did The Nightmare before Christmas.
The year before that they did the Corpse Bride…
…And, well…you get the idea. The rat man should be used to this routine by now.
The two eldest turtle’s looked at each other for a minute before bursting out into small laughs, chuckling at each other’s ridiculousness, “Okahay…remind me toho never doho ahanother Dhar Mann impression.” Donnie giggled out.
“Ahalright, Dhahar Mann fam.” The eldest snickered as the two youngest turtle’s entered the living room.
“Ew. Why did we choose Coraline as this year’s Halloween theme again?” Leo muttered, squinting at the choice of decorations in a disgusted manner, “I mean…the blue hair and pronouns girl? Love that. But can’t we just save that one for Pride month or something?”
Raphael put a hand over his mouth, turning around and trying not to laugh as Donnie and Mikey looked at the red eared slider in confusion.
“That’s Coraline, you idiot.” The box turtle muttered out.
“Wait…THAT’S Coraline?! What about the lady with the spider arms and looks like Jim Carrey from The Mask?”
Raphael loudly wheezed in the background at his brother’s genuine confusion, clutching his side and holding onto the kitchen counter for dear life as he laughed.
“That’s…That’s her Mom, man.” Mikey said.
The slider blinked in awe before letting out a long sigh, “Whatever…”
The blue banded turtle went to the wall, taking off some of the Coraline cut out’s that Mikey put up and replaced them with Charlie Brown ones.
“Charlie Brown? Really?” Donnie deadpanned as he crossed his arms.
“Yes!” Leo said, “It’s the Great Pumpkin! He rises out of the pumpkin patch—“
“We’re familiar with the tale, Nardo.” The second oldest interrupted, “But…just why? You seriously want to put up an imaginary pumpkin over Coraline…?”
“Yes. Yes I do.”
The scientist just rolled his eyes, going over to help Raph who was currently dying of laughter on the floor, “You do you brother of mine.”
“Oho I beg to differ.” Michelangelo seethed, going up to his immediate older brother, “I worked hard on those Coraline paper cut outs! You can’t just…replace them with some pumpkin from the 1960’s!”
Leonardo looked at his youngest brother up and down, “…You bought these from the dollar store and just dumped glitter on it.”
“EXACTLY! DO YOU KNOW HOW HARD IT WAS TO EVENLY DISTRIBUTE ALL THE GLITTER ON EACH CORALINE PIECE?!”
Leo hummed in acknowledgment, trying to take off more of the decorations but was basically jumped by Mikey to the floor. The two youngest playfully fought with each other’s arms, both of them trying to get the upper hand in the play-fight. “Hehey heHEY! Gehehet ohoff of me yohou overgrown frog!” Leo giggled out.
“Oh dohon’t even, Leheheon. When yohou wear glahasses yohou look lihike that oddly proportioned 'brohother' of ours thahat’s aha disgrace to ahall turtle-kind.” The box turtle said smugly.
“…ARE YOU COMPARING ME TO THAT UGLY ASS FRANKLIN GUY?!”
“I AM AND WHAT ABOUT IT?!”
“Oho you’re done. Done.” Leo growled, trying to get the upper hand but was pinned down by the youngest pretty quickly on the ground. The orange banded turtle grinned in triumph, brutally attacking the other by tickling his underarms.
Leo let out a loud squawk in surprise, pushing at his brother’s wrists as he clamped his mouth shut. He shook his head back and forth, trying his absolute best not to satisfy the youngest in his attack.
Don’t laugh. Don’t laugh. Don’t laugh. Don’t laugh. Don’t. fucking. laugh.
“Woah. We left for, like, 5 minutes tops. What happened?” The purple banded turtle asked as him and the eldest walked into the scene up-roaring in front of them.
“Leo said my Coraline paper cut outs were cheap and ugly!” The youngest dramatically whined, wiping away a tear before skittering his fingers along the slider’s ribs.
Okay, well first of all: Leo never said that. Did they look cheap? Yes. Did he think that the DIY decorations looked cheap? Oho absolutely.
But the fact of the matter was he never said it out loud! He thought it but he never said it.
“Damn…he hasn’t started laughing yet? He would usually be squirming like a drunk mermaid right about now.” Raphael mused, poking Leo in the side repeatedly as the second youngest closed his eyes shut. “We know you wanna laugh, Leo~!” The eldest sing-songed.
The second youngest let out a soft snort, continuing to shake his head as his legs kicked behind Mikey. Donatello raised an unamused brow, sitting down and lightly grabbing the slider’s right ankle as he tickled his heel.
“PFFTAHAH— *snort* dahAHAMMIT!” Leo screeched as he finally let out a laugh whilst stomping his free foot on the floor. The three teens tormenting their brother smiled at the long overdue flood of giggles and snorts that was escaping the slider’s mouth.
“There it is~!” Raph cooed softly, tickling under Leo’s chin as the second youngest blushed slightly at the tease. “GOHO *snort* AWAHAHAY YOHOU AHASS— *snort*!!”
“GASP! Oh no you did not. Cussing us out now? C'mon, Nardo…you know better than that~!” The second oldest mused, using his spider arms to hold the blue banded turtle’s ankles in place as he tickled all over his feet. Leonardo laugh raised an octave at the sudden action, squirming underneath the youngest more frantically.
The blue banded teen snorted loudly, his hands flapping on the floor which absolutley melted the other’s hearts, “GUHUHUYS S-STAHAP! IHIHIT— *snort* EHEHEHAH!!! IHIT TIHI— *snort*!!”
“Awe…it tickles? Is that what you’re trying to say~?” Mikey asked mischeivously, pinching Leo’s hips mercilessly. Raphael grinned, holding the slider’s arms up as he tickled his stomach and sides. “Does iiiiit…tickle here? Orrrr…what about here? Here? And heeeere~?” The eldest asked as he unpredictably switched from tickling the blue banded teen’s stomach to his sides, definitely making sure to leave the leader in blue in stitches.
“Y'know, Lee…you could get out of this situation more easily if you just apologized.” The young scientist commented.
“FAHAH— *snort* FOHOR WHAHA— *snort* WHAHAT?!” Leonardo asked through his laughs.
“What do you mean 'fohor whahat?' For insulting Mikey’s precious art and calling it cheap!” Donatello said as if the answer should’ve been obvious.
“BUHUT IHI DIHIHIDN’T!!! HEEHEE’S A *snort* LIHIHIAR!!!”
All the other turtle’s gasped dramatically, ceasing their attack momentarily as the box turtle glared at his brother playfully, “Oho I’m sorry…I didn’t quite hear you. What did you just call me?”
The lime-green eyed teen’s heart dropped at the fake sweet tone his younger brother was speaking in, he hugged his middles as more frantic giggles poured from out of his mouth, “N-Noho— *snort* NOHO! Ihi— *snort* I-Ihi dihidn’t meeheean IHIT! M-MIHIKEY WAHAHAIT!”
“And now you’re laughing at me. You must think this is funny, huh?” The orange banded turtle asked as he effortlessly pushed Leo’s hands aside as Raph casually held them up again. The eldest used one hand to hold Leo’s wrists together but wiggled his free hand near the second youngest’s neck.
The blue cladded teen’s eyed widened, silently praying to God that he wouldn’t go to the golden gates early because of what was about to happen to him.
Donnie hovered his hands over Leo’s knees as Mikey’s hands innocently and gently traced over his immediate older brother’s sides. The lime-green eyed mutant gulped, glaring at Mikey as the youngest happily glared back.
“Anything you wanna say to me, Leon? Anything in particular?” The box turtle asked.
“F-Fuhuhuck. yohou.” Leo giggled through gritted teeth.
After that extremely rude remark, the brother’s wasted no time tickling the second youngest into oblivion. Donnie tickled underneath his knees, Mikey scribbled his nails against the slider’s sides as he blew raspberries on his stomach, and finally, Raph tickled his neck as he held up his arms.
A pretty smart tactic if you ask me. A mean one? Oh 100%, but at least it was effective.
Leonardo let out a screechy vulture-like scream before falling into loud bubbly cackles. The slider shook his head back and forth once more, squirming as best he could in the position he was in.
“Awe…” Raphael chuckled out, letting go of his brother’s wrists to let him flap his hands happily on Michelangelo’s arms.
“STAHAHAP!! PLEHEHEASE *snort* IHIHIT’S *snort* TOOHOO— *snort* NAHAHAH!!!”
“Buhut Ihi want my apology!” Mikey giggled.
“MIHIKAHA— *snort*!!! SHUHUT IHIHIT!!!”
“Don’t you dare disobey me, Coraline~!” Raph snickered, using both of his hands to tickle the crooks of the second youngest’s neck. Leo’s adorable laughter became wheezy as happy tears slowly started appearing in his eyes, “DAHAHAH— *snort* RAHAH— *snort* PLAHAHA *snort* EEEEEE!!!”
“IHIHI’M SAHARRY! IHI’M SAHA— *snort*! GUHUHUYS!!!” The slider snorted as he scrunched up his shoulders.
Mikey hummed in thought, blowing a raspberry on his immediate older brother’s ribs, “Are you apologizing for insulting my crafts or are you apologizing for cussing us out?”
“BAHAH— *snort* BOHOTH! BOHOHOTH!!! PLAHA— *snort* GUHUYS!!”
“Okahay okay…” Michelangelo giggled, gesturing for his older brother’s to stop. The red eared slider mutant layed limp on the floor, curling in on himself as his brother’s sat next to him. The art loving turtle wrapped his brother in a tight hug which the second youngest couldn’t help but melt in through his tired giggles.
“Are you guys alright?! I heard screaming.” April quickly said as she walked into the lair, carrying a grocery bag full of candies and treats. The mutants almost immediately perked up at the sound of their sister’s arrival, going over and attacking her in huge bear hug.
The small human giggled at the gesture, hugging her brother’s back. “I’ll take that as a 'we’re fine and not dying a gruesome death.'” She concluded as she got out of the hug to put the candy bag down on the kitchen counter. “I mean…why was there screaming, though? I honestly thought you all were getting brutally murdered…”
Donnie raised a brow, looking over at his twin, “Wanna give April the inside scoop of what went down, Nardo?”
“I’m good.” The red eared slider said as he stuck a tongue out at his older twin, which the purple banded turtle had no problem copying back.
“Leo said my decorations were cheap and ugly.” The youngest said with dramatic flair, pointing at his Coraline cut-out’s. April’s eyed widened in shock, biting down her lip as he nodded, looking away from her youngest brother’s creation. “It looks great, Mike.” She giggled out, going to the kitchen counter to take out the candy as she was happily followed by Raphael.
“Woah woah!!! Get back here! I heard that laugh, Riri!” The orange banded turtle screeched, following along the elder siblings to the kitchen as he was followed by the middle siblings.
In all honesty…perhaps the Coraline themed Halloween decor wasn’t the worst idea’s Leo’s brother’s have had.
Leonardo could always make a Great Pumpkin Halloween theme next year.
But that did not stop the leader in blue from sticking the pumpkin sticker he had on his pouch on the youngest’s shell without anyone noticing.
Well, besides Donnie— who chuckled lighlty at the gesture as the two twins made their way to the kitchen.
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(𝙿.𝚂.: 𝙸𝚏 𝚢𝚘𝚞 𝚎𝚗𝚓𝚘𝚢𝚎𝚍 𝚝𝚑𝚒𝚜 𝚏𝚒𝚌, 𝚙𝚕𝚎𝚊𝚜𝚎 𝚛𝚎𝚋𝚕𝚘𝚐!!!)
#Rottmnt tickle#Rottmnt tickle fic#Rottmnt tickle fanfiction#Lee!Leo#Ler!Raph#Ler!Donnie#Ler!Mikey#All jokes aside this did help me get in the mood for Tickletober 🎃💀👻#Which I DO plan on doing 🕺🏾✨#Donnie is apart of the Dhar Mann fam guys cmon it’s literally canon#Also Leo loving Charlie Brown is also canon bc why not 💪🏾☺️💖💗???#It’s totally not bc anytime I write Leo I 100% project…#Whaaaaat 😬🫡🫠😵💫…? ME??? Oho I would N E V E R#We need more fics of Don and Raph just hanging out man 😭💔#They are sososo silly AND underrated as a duo#Nickelodeon when I catch you Nickelodeon 🤺🤺🤺#Also you guys know Franklin right?????!!!!#That ugly ass turtle that looks like he’s been taking coke since birth#I hate him#Like I’m being so deadass you all don’t understand#Turtle my ass that thing is an armadillo 😒👎🏾#Not to insult Arthur by saying that ily Arthur I’m just saying 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙏🏾#Maybe when I get more comfy with posting my art on here I could draw my concept of the lair in the Coraline decor 🤔…#Idk just a thought 💖🫶🏾#I fought through war zones to post this fic AHHHHH#Tumblr is being a glitchy glitch but ur girl got it 💕💞🩷💗💓💖👍🏾#Hope you like this Saturn 🥹#If you don’t I will cry and that IS a threat#❤️💜💙🧡
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idk it’s giving abusive male manipulator to me
#kendall girls look awayyyy#the tweet is not serious obv#but this is not a kendall teenage girl moment#teenage girls would never#don’t insult them like that#that’s all kendall#also#if u saw this reblogged onto another post then no u didn’t#my computer is glitching so bad help#idk y it did that
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SISSY FIGHT
#Nevermore#Nevermore Webtoon#Webtoon#WHAT A FUN EPISODE#THE GIRLS TIDYING UP THE HIDEOUT THEY’RE SO SWEET#MORELLA IS FREAKING ADORABLE#THEN THE OTHERS ARE JUST WALLOWING IN NEGATIVITY#LENORE AND DUKE FIGHTING WHO KNEW IT COULD BE KINDA FUN#THEY INVADED THE KITCHEN OMG#PLUTO BEING THE PEACEKEEPER#INSULTING HIS MUSTACHE I CAAAAAAAANNNN’TTTTT!! “I DON’T KNOW WHAT THAT MEANS” 😂#PLUTO IS SO DONE#“Thank you for making sure I didn’t die” “No problem” “…” “SO I COULD KILL YOU MYSELF”#PLUTO THROWING BRITISH/SWEARS LEFT AND RIGHT MY BOI WAS POPPING OFF IT WAS SO FUN TO READ ALOUD#LITTLE GUY ORDERING HIS TALL FRIENDS AROUND#LENORE WALLOWING IN ANNOYANCE— OH HEY MR. RAVEN DIDN’T THINK I’D BE SEEING YOU TODAY#LENORE TALKING TO HIM LIKE HE’S GOING THROUGH A DRIVE THROUGH OF LENORE DISAPPOINTMENT 😂#WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION SIR????? WHAT IS YOUR QUESTION LENORE?????#WHAT A THRILLING PENULTIMATE EPISODE ON THE WAY TO EPISODE ONE FREAKING HUNDRED WOWWWW AMAZING
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Everyone, remind me to not trust my dad’s relatives with food and parties because they can’t do even that much the right way. The peoples are so questionable 💀
#— ❥ kelrambles;#.text#also don’t get me started on my jobless cousin telling me she found 5 jobs FOR ME but they all seem just like… scam…#because girl why are you trusting instagram ads now to find yourself a job???? 😭💀#but her finding five jobs for me while she is jobless and with a kid to raise it’s what actually takes me out#albanian relatives feels WAAAAAAY too entitled to thing they shouldn’t be feeling entitled about#literally mind your fucking business???#you the same girl who called me immature when i had a breakdown from stress in the hardest moment of my life#and now you come to me acting like you didn’t project your entire being and existence on me???? bitch go away???#she narcissistic arrogant presumptuous bossy and stuck up as hell because picking only one bad trait felt too insulting to her#literally stop chasing after me and chase after your 4yo son????? 😭#anyways… some peoples needs a reality check and to be humbled so bad#she the same who tells me that i can’t talk back because i dropped out of school… like i wasn’t forced by our relatives to do that lmfao#she has regarded me with the heinous shits EVER since i was a kid but the bad one is always me when i talk back to her 🫥#get so much why diego doesn’t pull up to any family gathering and stays away from these peoples 🤭
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Farcille is the best thing that I’ve ever bared witness to since the years come in………
#I don’t care about shipping fr even tho I rly like it#I also think laocille is cute 🧍🏾♀️… whatever it’s called… and kabru and him… but um let my straighten my tie-#I feel like ppl would get harrassed for drawing laocille unfortunately since ppl are rly weird about ships like that but idc man it’s cute 😭#rambling#I got harrassed for drawing a rengoku/mitsuri doodle on twitter by incels and fan girls for a few weeks#it was a lot lol#someone called me a ‘het’ as an insult#😭… I’m bi bisissmsns#I feel like it’ll be the same thing over again tbh so I’d I did draw laocille I’ll probably just post them to cohost and pixiv tbh#ppl are so weird
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maybe i should talk/show more about my oc now that i’m thinking… idk! everyone is doing something for their ocs/self inserts idfkkkk…
like i just made her for funsies like haha what if i’m eltingville also everyone is eltingville/northwest why not do it…
#nobody will care anyways ANWAYS#she could be based in worse part of me to show and how toxic someone can be with their friends#or also based on how people have treated me back then when i was a teen and met some not so good friends…#yeah… maybe it could be like that but she would be very much a men hater god so toxic so she would never meet those nerd boys#is not like she wants to anyways BUT i think she meets Josh NOT in the comic store#but in some random store that sells everything yknow and they both saw a book/comic they both liked so much and then started to argue#but Vick is kinda the same as Bill and she doesn’t take a no (although she’s not physically violent like Bill but she has a big mouth)#but she’s a loser so she stfu to Josh and get the book. until they made some weird decision bc he never saw a girl like that#or fought with a girl about something he likes more than just getting insulted from his back so like they would exchange numbers/socialmedia#to read the book they want aaand that’s how they became friends because then josh started to chat more with her yknow#bc they both like akira and also robots so bc he is autistic and annoying he can’t stop yapping now that he has a friend#if he thinks that’s a friend bc Vick always blocks him bc he is so fucking annoying. yknow. meeting more toxic ppl in his life poor guy#but yeah that will be the arc of her i guess she’s also pretty lonely but the thing is she got used to it so she likes it#although doesn’t like to deal with idiots and that’s the first guy friend she ever had#her other best friend and only friend (also half toxic relationship but she treats her better) is with fake geek girl#they are from the same school and Vick always give her terrible advices and how men are terrible blah blah blah actual nonsense#also Vick is like the toxic equivalent of Bill in a girl but less violent and not that loser (she is tho)#so she will put fake geek girl into problems when she didn’t do anything and it was all Vick faults! so yeah that’s their friendship#it’s like Jerry and Bill but girls and they don’t punch each other or insult each other. but is still toxic#SO YEAH AHAHHA A LOT OF YAPPING IN HERE ABOUT MY OC MAYBE I SHOULD DRAW HER#i guess idk maybe yes maybe nah too busy
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evil summer flat log night 1: mixed up the room my flatmates are staying in. only one is home rn and I thought he had the room whose door has been open all day so wasn’t here rn (I haven’t seen the other one). he is in fact in the room with the closed door and is probably in and trying to sleep while I’ve been wandering around on the phone. likelihood of coming to a kitchen agreement plummeting. send help
#flat situation pretty bleak. nothing I have seen so far bodes well for the next 6 weeks#actually I mean I have not actually heard him like at all. I DID have my headphones in for about 40 minutes#he COULD have come in during that time bc he did go out earlier. but I haven’t heard him ¯\_(ツ)_/¯#anyway he puts cling film on all the kitchen counters presumably so he doesn’t have to wipe them down and can just throw away the cling film#cool! you go girl! I do not wanna do that though <3#bc. obviously he doesn’t wipe down the counters between cling films. so it’s dirty. like Badly dirty.#gonna see if he’d be willing to let me have the counter which seems to not be used for cooking as much bc I would like to cook <3#i can hear people upstairs but not him so I’m 95% sure he’s not in#which is good bc I also decided to spray down the shower and I think that could be taken as an insult#listen. I know I’m insane. but this flat is a nightmare on multiple fronts and I’m controlling the things I can#I also forgot my sliders and I don’t wanna rawdog someone else’s shower#(the other two have been here a WHILE now)#I’m gonna stop analysing this now bc i gotta get up early and I won’t sleep if I do this. bed already uncomfortable#luke.txt
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I have never seen Interview With a Vampire and I probably won’t cuz it just doesn’t really appeal to me and I would love Claudia (I think that’s her name) too much and therefore would end up devastated (I think again I am working purely off scattered gifs) but I gotta say. That fucking blonde bitch has the most punchable face I’ve ever seen and the more gifs I see the more I’m convinced. I can’t watch that show, all I would think about while watching it is punting that little cunt into the sun.
#toad rambles#sorry beloved mutuals if I insulted your baby girl or whatever but#from what I can tell he’s supposed to be that way#so I don’t think anyone will be offended by my ill informed take lol#but god I am sick of looking at his face#good job actor man you have made a man so detestable
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starting to realise i actually don’t really like being called gay even by friends
#it’s not really bc of negative association#although obviously i’ve heard it used as an insult more times than i can count#i guess i technically fit the definition as i am a girl who (theoretically) likes girls in a way#and if it’s being used as an umbrella term i definitely technically fit#i’ve just never felt a connection with the word#the reason for that felt more obvious when i identified as aroace. i’m not really sure why it’s stayed#i’m not really sure what my point here is either#i don’t think there actually is a point#look i’m using my blog for its intended purpose#a rare occurrence#if i’m talking differently to how i usually talk it’s because i’ve just watched a naked civil servant (1975) and movies tend to#the naked civil servant*#infect my mannerisms for a few hours after i’ve watched them#currently im hearing everything i read in john hurt’s impression of quentin crisp#pluto talks#q
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ESPN+ I don’t need a circle to figure out where Dylan is I always know where he is
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No one was gonna tell me about the entire arc in Ore Monogatari about Suna’s brief toxic gay romance????
#Like literally what else are we supposed to interpret Tanaka as#ore monogatari#my love story#my love story!!#but god I love takeo and suna brushing off insults to themselves but getting really mad when someone insults the other#and the sheer importance placed on their friendship!!!!!!!#im an ace!Suna truther all the way#and don’t get me wrong I would literally kill everyone in this room then myself for my girl rinko#but this ain’t about her#it’s about suna’s weird boytoy that he has some weird toxic fling with and forgives and now tanaka’s psychosexually obsessed w him?
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I’ve been planning my Barbie outfit for months and I was gonna patch some hearts on a flaired pair of jeans and we were all gonna dress up but I haven’t been feeling like myself the past week so I don’t have the motivation nor the materials and one of the girls in the group just asked to bring her homophobic boyfriend along so I guess shorts and a band t shirt it is
#I’ll smack some pink die on my undercut#call that dyke Barbie#no but really I had a crush on this girl for almost half a year#and on the first of June she brings a crusty boyfriend who immediately starts commenting on my appearance and name#and saying homophobic shit#all of this unannounced#like thanks girly that’s how I wanna start my pride month 😁😁#then like 2 weeks later they break up#and she starts dating this NEW HOMOPHOBIC DUDE#who’s going to Barbie ( and by god I am one stupid comment away from getting up and leaving )#AND SHE WANTED TO BRING HIM TO PRIDE#thank fuck he said no#and I don’t wanna argue against this#cuz I don’t wanna be called straighphobic or whatever the fuck#( there was a situation with another queer girl in the group though it was low key deserved)#but this is getting ridiculous#but anyway that’s how I got over my feelings for her 😍😍#straight girl will press their whole bodies into your side and tell you they feel like you’ve met in a previous life#than defend their boyfriends when they are blatantly insulting you#shut up uno
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“Her name is Penelope, she was a showgirl,
But that was thirty years ago, when they used to have a show,
Now it’s a disco, but not for Penny,
Still in the dress she used to wear, faded ribbons in her hair,
She sits there, so refined, and drinks herself half blind,
She lost her youth and she lost her Vaggie,
Now she’s lost her mind,”
#penelope art I have just been sitting on#honestly I have a hoard I just haven’t posted because don’t think about it#(and it’s annoying to post on da from my phone tbh)#anyway penelope my girl my beloved#penny is not a nickname penelope uses its pen mostly#only magnolia uses it in bouts of extreme affection#and tom as a cute nickname no one else calls her penny its meant to be like insulting#hazbin hotel#fan character#penelope#wip
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Vent abt smth that gets on my Nerves
#tried bringing up to mom like. hey how could I bring up coming out to family. and she was like visibly uncomfortable so I was like dw I’m no#gonna like try to ruin Christmas with it or some shit I’m just. nervous u see. and I’m sat there anxiety rambling abt it because oh my god.#and she pulls out the fucking. ‘can’t you just be a person?’ mom I am a person already. the problem is. the PROBLEM IS. EVERYONE THINKS I AM#AND THUS TREATS ME AS A GIRL. like oh my god.#vent#it’s not a huge vent like if it comes up I’m not gonna Lie moms discomfort abt the matter be damned.#but like. ‘can’t you just be a person’ is what she says every fucking time it comes up. like mom. mother. mi madre. do you realize how much#of an insult that feels like when you say it EVERY TIME I bring up trans anxieties. or dysphoria. or any of the ways my transness affects my#life. like being trans doesn’t make me less of a person oh my god. but also frankly I don’t have the patience to be nice about getting into#things and I don’t have the heart to hurt her about it and even if I did have one of those I don’t have the patience to hold her hand#through all this shit. like I gave up having mom on this journey ages ago do you know how painful it is to un-give up on something that#immense. it’s hard and it hurts and it burns and it’s like. giving up to begin with didn’t hurt too bad- it’s cutting off the festering#wound. but. but then. you find out that. you can in fact work with that. and suddenly you have to try and clean the wound. care for it and#wrap it and do it all over again. and god it hurts. and. I’m not entirely sure I want to un-give up all the way on this? it’s. a lot#like I get and I appreciate that she’s trying to do. something. in theory at least. she avoids the subject when I bring it up and all but#cringed when I brought up coming out to her side of the family. she calls me my deadname and her daughter more than she did before she said#she would try. and I don’t have the energy to uncover that wound enough to start cleaning it. I’m just letting it sit there because frankly#it’ll be such a huge thing because it’s Always a huge thing when I don’t let the subject drop mega fast and I’m. I know she’s not gonna cut#me off for just being trans but GOD I want to keep ONE of my parents in my fucking life when I’m able to stand on my own two feet holy shit#and. man. it appears this is. still more of a thing than I thought it was. thats. annoying and inconvenient
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