#don’t @ me abt the missy one

[hotspace39]

Saw this and felt the urge to do it. I hope it makes as much sense as it did in my head.

Sincerely, an Irish person

[lewisvinga]

my real reaction | charles leclerc x fem! sturniolo! reader !

summary; when the sister of the famous sturnilo quadruplets gets exposed for dating the golden boy of the grid sends the internet into chaos

fc; lani pliopa

warnings; age gap ( 6 yrs ), hate comments

taglist; @namgification @louvrepool @locelscs @thehufflepuffavenger1 @minkyungseokie @goldenmclaren @ollieshifts @lavisenri @graciewrote

note; requested !

masterlist !

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yourusername; my real reaction to being stalked and having my relationship exposed

charles_leclerc: ahhh chérie you’re too funny 😂

yourusername: some may say i am the funniest quadruplet tysm my love 😁🥰

nicolassturniolo: HOLD YOUR HORSES MISSY yourusername

username: i love her sm

username: she’s so😭😭

christophersturniolo: y/n come home NEOWWWWWWW🤬

yourusername: no i’m warm in bed w my boyf in monaco 😇😇

matthew.sturniolo: SO THATS WHY U KEPT GOING TO MONACO??? 😟😟

nicolassturniolo: group meeting NOW. aSAP

username: did THEY NOT KNOW???

yourusername: if they did , you all would’ve found out within 1 hr of me telling them 🥸🥸

username: LMAOO

username: girl……

username: tbh she doesn’t seem like a good fit for charles, all of his gf’s have been models and she’s just an influencer😭

username: i thought the same thinggg, all she does is eat in her car and say stupid shit w her brothers 💀💀

username: she’s so unserious wtf

username: she’s so unprofessional why tf is charles dating someone like her

username: i know! i assumed he’d be w someone private and a model! not someone like y/n😭😭

yourbestfriend: so true bestie liked by yourusername !

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charles_leclerc: my one and only love. the only woman who truly makes me happy and frankly, if you all were truly my fans then you’d be happy that i found the best woman in this universe. she never fails to leave me in tears from laughter. she never fails to make my heart flutter from a simple kiss on the cheek. she’s my whole world. je t'aime, chérie❤️❤️

tagged; yourusername

yourusername: chaaaaaa☹️☹️☹️☹️☹️

yourusername: i love uuuuuuu soooooooo much☹️💓💓💓💓 ur the best man itw , i couldn’t have asked for a better boyfriend !!!!

charles_leclerc: i love u alwayssss❤️

nicolassturniolo: best man….. u shared a womb w 3 i’d say we’re wayyyyt cooler

yourusername: charles_leclerc don’t mind nick, he’s just annoyed i didn’t tell them earlier abt u

matthew.sturniolo: yes i am annoyed too u fake bitch yourusername

christophersturniolo: WE’RE ALL ANNOYED😒😒😒

username: I LOVE THE STURNIOLO QUADRUPLETS DYNAMIC😭😭😭

yourusername: my real reaction when cha posted this : 🥺🥹😭 liked by charles_leclerc !

yourbestfriend: can confirm i was there she cries

username: get u a man who will defend u like charles liked by charles_leclerc and yourusername !

username: she’s scute everyone is just bitter 😕

username: y’all don’t get her like i do💯💯💯

username: besides, y/n is an ADULT, she’s probably more mature than her brothers who cares if she’s 6 yrs younger !!!!

yourusername: so true tysm bestie i am more mature than my brothers 😁😁

matthew.sturniolo: oh you bitch😒

yourusername: matthew.sturniolo keep talking or else u won’t get paddock tickets😒

username: y/n has always been HER💆‍♀️💆‍♀️

username: you can never make me hate them ‼️

[xhopelesslyromanticx]

Delusional - Lando Norris x Fewtrell!Reader

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summary: In which the internet once again is fooled by your slightly overdramatic side. Rumors about Lando dumping you circulate but luckily the Mclaren driver is just as delusional as you are. Social Media Au

y/nfewtrell

Home

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y/nfewtrell in my feelings bruh

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maxfewtrell did you take my hoodie?

y/nstans what why????

user567 sense a breakupppp

f1islife stunning

arthur_leclerc *plays taylor swift

user345 arthur what do you know

y/nandlan Lando didn’t like?!

user567 see his post? he seems completely unbothered

user898 Landos too good for her anyw

f1gossip you sound bitter

user787 i just always had weird vibes from her

f1gossip we‘ve met y/n and she‘s literally an angel

y/nfewtrell thanks means a lot

landonorris

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landonorris how I try to entertain

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user687 such a hottie

f1fans someone say unbothered cough

georgerussell63 I thought you were on a diet?

alex_albon he‘s abt 4ft tall he doesn’t need a diet

mclaren next week we back to veggies

f1lover wheres the missus

user789 y/n doesn’t attend most gps she goes to university

f1fans yeah but so do Alex and Kika yet they seem to be way more supportive

user789 I‘m sure shes supportive just maybe also focused on her on career?

y/nstans y/n not liking landos post has me scaredddd

maxfewtrell looking smug

landonorris thanks bestieeee

maxfewtrell

Paris

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maxfewtrell took the little nugget to paris @y/nfewtrell

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user578 she‘s so cute

f1lover peeping the papaya phone case

norrisandme yes also Lando liked! they goood

y/nfrance we met her yesterday and she seemed fine

arthur_leclerc the nugget in the big city

y/nfewtrell miss you archer

f1gossip my fave friendship

user787 why is she already flirting with guys when the rumors aren’t comfirmed

maxfewtrell oh god if you think y/n can flirt you‘re in for suprises

y/nfewtrell thanks maxie :) loved the trip

team_quadrant let’s go to Brazil!!!!

f1gossip

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f1gossip You guys know we normally don’t cover anything realitionship releated but it looks like Lando and Y/n are going through some crisis. She appeared on a tiktok crying after a series of mysterious tweets and instagram posts. Neither her or Lando have yet confirmed the rumors. But she has been absent from his likes and vice versa.

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user676 she’s making it obvious

f1fans cloutchaser?

y/nstans shut up

landonorris @y/nfewtrell care to explain missy

y/nfewtrell no i dont care to, peace out

user676 omg they commented

norrislove they clearly are clowing y‘all

maxfewtrell the woman cries like twelfe times a day and people still wonder?

landonorris twelfe is a little much, ten maybe eleven

y/nfewtrell I have my reasons this time!

y/nfewtrell

Austin Texas

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y/nfewtrell my lanlan. I formally apologize for being a lot to handle sometimes. I do love you more than words could even get close to explain. Thanks for being the best boyfriend and bestfriend. Thanks for pretending I‘m 21 forever.

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landonorris my world, anything for you 🧡

y/nfewtrell love youuu

maxfewtrell disgusting

maxfewtrell we all know she aint 21, plus he’s MY bestfriend

f1gossip we stan an overdramatic queen

charlottesine power couple

y/nfewtrell thanks chacha

user787 how annoying all that for such a petty reason

f1fans right i was relieved he had dumped her ass

y/nstans sad people you are, she clearly makes him happy

arthur_leclerc happy 21st I guess ;)

landonorris whats with the wink you twat

f1user y/n control your mans

landonorris

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landonorris happy 21st birthday to the most beautiful 21 one year old I know. I love you so much eventhough your overdramatic soul makes people assume we broke up every couple of months. I love you my angel.

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user676 21!?!?

f1gossip look at y/ns post

f1lover they have me dead

charles_leclerc isn’t she-

arthur_leclerc shut up charlie

maxfewtrell tell them!

y/nfewtrell thanks bean. I love you more.

maxfewtrell bean? cringe

kellypiquet such a beautiful girl

f1gossip so the whole drama reallly was bc she doesn’t wanna turn 22 hahaha

user67 she‘s truly overdramatic

f1 we love a supportive and delusional king

mclaren like a true gentleman Mr.Norris

maxfewtrell

Sao Paulo

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maxfewtrell happy 22nd second you LIAR, never thought Lando would go as delulu as you. Love you nugget.

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[saetgvia]

genshin boys when you’re sick

characters: lyney, wriothesley, gaming, xiao, alhaitham

established relationship, nicknames (sweetheart, missy, etc)

tw: mentions of food, mentions of snot (is that a tw??), lmk if i forgot anything

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lyney

- *sniffle* ‘GET INTO BED RIGHT NOW MISSY’

- cares abt u very much

- a lil TOO much sometimes

- he just doesn’t want you hurt

- so the moment you show signs of sniffling you’re magically transported to the bed to get some rest

- he will FAWN over you

- kinda frantic ngl

- cooking

- magic show to cheer u up

- ‘i know the medicine tastes bad, but it’ll help you get better’

- older brother mode ACTIVATED

- lynnette and freminet are so weirded out by their usually chipper brother being like… this

- will take care of u until u get better

- whatever you need, he has <33

wriothesley

- tea

- he makes u tea

- and is overall a funny person

- like lyney he’ll want you to get as much rest as possible and yk cook for u and stuff

- ‘i’ll use my cryo vision to make the cold leave your body!’

- gets sigewinne to check on you because he has a MELUSINE DOCTOR so ofc he’s gonna ask her to check on youu

- lots of forehead and cheek kisses

- always makes sure you take medicine!

- cuddles!!! to make you warm!!!

- yea <3

gaming

- cOOKS FOR YOU THE MOST

- i think all the boys would cook and clean and take care of you

- but NONE better than gaming

- except maybe thoma

- but we’re talking about GAMING here

- he knows like 50000 people so you can bet he’s calling in favours

- ‘hello? yes remember that time a killed a bunch of hilichurls for you? yea can you make me soup? my partner’s sick.’

- tries to keep your energy and spirits up

- walks to get fresh air

- unlike the others he doesn’t really want to keep you in bed all the time bc he knows it can get irritating

- so he’ll spend time with you :))

- does the chores so you don’t have to worry about them

- overall i love gaming gaming best boy

xiao

- ‘…tf’

- ‘[NAME] DON’T MOVE A SLIME IS POSSESSING YOu- oh. it’s called a cold? and your body mAKES SLIME TO KEEP IT OUT??’

- humans are weird

- poor boy doesn’t know what to do

- you can bet he’s feeding you almond tofu

- and going to zhongli and cloud retainer etc. for advice

- ‘i can kill demons and protect teyvat… but i can’t help you feel better’

- sad boi

- so ofc you comfort him and everything

- makes sure you take your medicine all!!! the!!! time!!!

- doesn’t wanna leave your side

- caring and slightly confused bf but so sweet :(

alhaitham

- he’s so calm

- lyney’s total opposite

- cooking, chores, he does the lot

- provides better alternatives than the store antibiotics and they help u get better so much faster

- rare unserious alhaitham moment he claims it’s his love

- maybe it is!!

- reading sessions together!!

- u both reading books or him reading to you

- such a perfect bf

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a/n: hope you enjoyed this one <33 smashed it out today after some depressing valorant LOL be back with more soon and pls reblog so more people can see my work!! my taglist is now open so if you want to join just drop an ask <3

[letsgetrowdy43]

A long time coming—

Request: Luke has been in love with jacks best friend since childhood, but the reader never lets anything happen out of respect for Jack but eventually the two have a moment and she can’t hide her feelings for Luke anymore, and I think Jack would be supportive of his two favourite people

I changed the prompt a bit cause I read it wrong, so sorry abt that!!

“Luke we can’t,” she said in between kisses, her hands that had once been tangled in his curls now lightly pushed him away from her, “we can’t do this to him,” she mumbled as Luke shook his head in denial. “He doesn’t care, he’s understanding, and he’ll get over it,” his lips travelled down her neck as she groaned into his shoulder, his fingers digging into the soft skin of her torso as she let out shallow breaths.

The little voice in the back of her head kept repeating the same words to her, whispers about Jack being disappointed in her decisions made her tense and finally take a step away from the Hughes boy whose hands sat comfortably on her hips.

“I can’t,” she whispered. "Wait Y/n/n," he said as her hand went for the doorknob, "let's just talk about it," she shook her head and looked at him once more as the tears started and she left the quiet of the locked bathroom and ventured back into the party to find her friends to take her home.

That had been four months ago at a St Patrick’s Day party, it was now the end of June and Y/n and Luke had yet to talk about what happened.

Luke left for Jersey, and Y/n stayed in Ann Arbor to finish out her third year at Umich, so life got busy. They made it through playoff runs, final exams, injuries, and so many other bumps in the road, and finally, it was the Hughes brothers and company’s favourite time of the year.

Summer at the lake house.

Summers with the Hughes’ were always like an escape from reality, days on the lake, sun tans, sand, and beer, it was always so chalked full of life. Four months of being with the best people, at the greatest time of the year.

But she was dreading this particular summer.

“You seem down Missy,” Ellen hugged the girl as Y/n placed the last bag of groceries on the kitchen counter. The girl shrugged, “just tired, that’s all” the girl said as Ellen rubbed her back and nodded. “Well I’m sure the boys wouldn’t mind if you napped for a bit,” she ushered out to Jack, Luke, Trevor, and Alex who were playing ping pong in the backyard.

Y/n nodded with a sad smile and headed up to her room, flopping down on the soft mattress as she let the weight lift off of her shoulders for a second.

A light knock on the door woke her up from her nap, she groggily sat up and looked at Luke who was smiling at her, leaning up against her door frame, “Did you know you snore?” She stared at him with not a trace of amusement, “No I don’t.” “No you don’t,” he confessed as the girl stretched her tired limbs, “Mom told me to tell you that dinner is ready whenever you are,” he said with a nod and then headed back downstairs to get a plate without another word.

She got down to the bottom of the stairs to be whisked off into a conversation with Z, loud laughter erupting from Jim as Trevor poked fun at Luke for something. The girl sat in between Quinn and Josh who both picked at her for her bedhead, too which gained each of them a smack followed by no more pestering as she ate her burger and salad in peace.

Her eyes travelled over to Luke who was already staring at her, then to Jack who was watching the tension unfold. His brow quirked at her gaze immediately stared down at her plate.

To Y/n the idea of loving Luke, romantically, was something she never seemed to be able to shake. Nothing had ever erupted between the two of them except for that one kiss months ago in a random bathroom that smelled like beer and sex. Thinking back now, everything about that moment felt perfect to her. She would give up pretty much anything to go back to that night and live out her fantasy of finally giving in to the overwhelming urge, maybe even the need, to love Luke.

She’d give up anything, anything but Jack.

She stood in the kitchen, hands buried in the warm soapy water, as she scrubbed the dinner plates that the boys had so graciously dropped off at the sink for her to clean.

Jack walked in with a grin on his face, "You need to stop moping, you're making me depressed Missy," he grinned as she looked at him unamused by the nickname, even more, displeased by the poking he did to her side as he taunted her mood.

"Y'know a little birdy told me something about a kiss, and I think that's why you might be a little tense," she looked at Jack wide-eyed, her lips parted. "I'm so sorry Jack, it was once, and it was a mistake that never should've happened," she began to ramble as the boy smugly grinned at her. He placed his hand over her mouth to shut her up, "a mistake that you wanna do again?" he grinned as her cheeks heated up.

"I never wanted to upset you or break your trust, it was only once," she continued her rant as Jack laughed dryly at her panic. "I don't care Y/n/n, Lu's been crazy about me since we were kids, and I'd much rather you date him than the other douchebags you normally go after," he smiled as her face dropped. "I do not have bad taste in men," she gawked as he looked at her unconvinced.

Jack grinned one last time, "All I'm saying is that it's a win-win situation for me and you, you get the boy, and I'd get to see you more often in Jersey," he leaned against the counter as she stared at him, unable to tell if he was being serious or playing some sick joke on her. "I get the boy?" "You can have the boy," he nods, "but if he hurts you, you tell me and I'll set him straight," he said leaning forward to pull her into a hug and pressing a kiss to her temple as she smiled into his shirt.

"You're sure it's okay?" she said, her words muffled into his shirt as he nodded. He pulled away with a smile, "I approve," she grinned back as he headed back to the rec room where the rest of the boys were playing pool.

Luke walked in shortly after, quietly with a soft smile on his face as he picked up the dry cloth to help take a little bit of the workload off of her.

"You okay Y/n?" he asked as she looked at him with an unsure look, her hands still in the sink trying to finish the still never-ending pile of dishes. "You told your brother?" she whispered and looked at him her attention falling on a strand of hair that had fallen out from its place behind her ear and into her eye. Luke reached forward to brush the hair out of her face as he smiled sweetly, "I did," he said almost sweetly as he held her face in his hands.

"What did he say to you sweets?" he asked with a grin as she looked at him with something resembling love. She blushed at the nickname as chills ran up her spine due to the soothing feeling of his thumb running over her cheek, "well he said that he was okay with this," she motioned between the two of them as he grinned even wider. "I told you he would be understanding," he lowered himself down to capture her lips in a slow kiss, the hands that were previously in the soapy water were now gripping at the cotton material of his sweater as he pulled her closer.

She was the first to pull away, as a smile took over her face while recalling another thing that Jack had said during their conversation, "Jack said another thing that caught me off guard." A short hum left the boy's mouth as he chased her lips, pecking her once before noticing the pleased grin on her face, "what did he say?"

The boy's brows furrowed as she let out a short laugh, "he might've dropped that you've been 'crazy about me since we were little'" she quoted as Luke's face broke out into a bright shade of pink. "I might've been," he mused as she grinned and stood on her tiptoes while her arms looped around his neck. "Good, 'cause I might been a little crazy about you too," she whispered before smashing her lips back onto his, the dishes long forgotten as they stood in the lake house kitchen surrounded by love.

Both of them realizing that this romance had been a long time coming

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[a-separate-soul]

I truly feel depressed. Anon doesnt come out to protect my true feelings. She knows I’m just a sad person altogether. Always have been. I carry guilt wherever I go. There’s no such thing as moving on. You learn to move around but it’ll always be there. If human brains are like computers, connection, internet, then technically it’s never erased completely. I wish I had better help sometimes. I just don’t want to seek a new therapist. It’s hard. It’s not Missy I don’t want them. They won’t get me. I don’t think I’ll ever be able to be myself with any other. I can’t tell professionals of my true intentions. My prescriber got let go of my psychiatrist office now I see the actual guy and he doesn’t give a fuck abt our outside lives. I miss Missy and Miss T. They were so real to me. I can’t help but wonder if her getting let go was Bc she didn’t say anything abt my positive drug test even tho it was a false positive for PCP. I don’t do that shit. Anyway. Idk. I’m scared to find a new psychiatrist but that’s one I NEED. I’m also tired of taking yearly drug tests for no reason at all -author

[ironmandeficiency]

pedro boys + spending habits

word count: fuck if i know, wrote it thru the app

characters: din, marcus m, dave, pero, marcus p, oberyn, max, frankie, whiskey, maxwell, javier, ezra

a/n: idk what caused this to happen but it works i guess. hope they make sense

✨support my ko-fi✨

trust him with your money, your drink, your social security number, everything:

din. this man is barely scraping by on his own when you first meet him. when he adds the kid to the mix, he gets even more frugal than he already is with an old as sin ship that many people are surprised to see fly. he will have a policy of “you earn it, you choose what to do with it” and since he goes after most of (if not all) the bounties to keep you all alive, he has the final say in how most of the credits are spent. he does want you to have nice things though, so he makes sure to configure the budget to where you don’t have to pour your credits into the group’s survival money very often. it’s the least he can do. he’s very big on taking care of his people and will show that in small ways.

marcus m. he’s a single dad for a significant amount of time, he has no choice but to be responsible with his money. he has to take care of missy, keep them both fed and housed and healthy, and that’s not even touching on how expensive all of high school graduation and college will be once she gets there. he teaches missy very early in life how important money is bc he doesn’t want her to ever know how it feels to not have enough. he makes a considerable amount of money w the heroics tho so he can afford to responsibly splurge on you both, but not constantly. is very cautious abt the splurging becoming a habit

dave. yeah he may be a murderer, but he’s scary great at managing his money (to continue being able to murder). he’s got his ex wife’s alimony (that still pisses him off but that’s another story) and two girls he takes care of, there’s no other choice for him either. there’s never a worry about dave having a midlife crisis and spending money on some stupid dad thing (like a motorcycle or assless chaps or a country club membership) because he murders to keep his mind off that sort of stuff. files his taxes diligently every year the day tax season starts and will pass this wisdom to the girls.

pero. he’s very good at judging if you need something or not. if it can’t feed you, keep you healthy, kill someone, or protect you, you don’t need to buy it. definitely not a man who indulges in trinkets and frivolous things that do nothing but weigh down his horse and his person. will encourage this way of thinking with whoever travels with him to whatever extent he can, but won’t be a dick about it if you have something sentimental on your person. if it’s a necessity, he will splurge on a bed and bath at an inn but not much else for a while. cheap because he has to be

marcus p. i don’t think i have to explain this one so i won’t. no i’m not being lazy who said that?

maybe you’ll be fine if he’s in charge. maybe:

oberyn. being a prince (and himself), there are different ways this could go. he spends his money frivolously at brothels & on his daughters + other loved ones (as well as other luxuries) and doesn’t really seem to be the type to keep tabs on it all as he goes. but... he’s a prince in a prosperous kingdom and so there isn’t really a worry for money. he’s known as the red viper for many reasons, including his clever nature and the ease with which he can get what he wants thru whatever means necessary. if you want for something that he can’t buy, you know he will find a way to get it for you (which can be a problem sometimes).

max. he’s good with money in the sense of perpetuating capitalism — that’s the red flag here. hell, he’s gonna be investing into bitcoin and who knows what stock market bs & bc it’s max, of course you trust him. max can’t control the stock market tho, so sometimes things are a little iffy. it always evens itself out though, and you make sure in the future that he invests his money instead of your joint money. he’s still gonna share anyways, it just helps you have a little more peace of mind.

frankie. he just wants to take care of you, okay? you can’t fault him for that 🥺 he maneuvers his budget around to make sure he can do all these nice things for you while leaving his own needs unchecked, which isn’t okay. he just wants to provide for the ppl he loves the best he can, but the problem begins when he starts to think he isn’t doing enough. his insecurity & lack of self-worth (fueled by his guilt for “not being everything you deserve”) is what makes him agree to the Trip™️ in the first place. once he comes back & sees you frantic, only wanting him home and not giving a flying fuck about the money, does he realize that you’re devoted to him and not what he can do for you.

whiskey. working for statesman made him forget what things really cost bc he suddenly never had to worry again about not having enough money. being with someone that isn’t practically made of money will snap him back into reality. he looks at his bank statements and his balance occasionally, but our big spender cowboy hasn’t really counted money as something he worries about for a while. when he constantly showers you in expensive gifts (only the best for his baby, that’s his motto) and you tell him that he has to not do that bc he’ll go broke, he plays it off because he doesn’t remember having to worry. separate bank accounts are only because you want to make sure your money is being spent smartly (even though jack has offered constantly to pay for literally anything you need).

don’t give him anything you want to see again:

maxwell. as much as i love this dork, he’s absolute shit with money. when his business is falling apart (bc he made the stupid ass decision to buy the oil rigs no one wanted bc they weren’t producing oil), he throws it all into saving face and trying to make investors buy into something that isn’t there. what a smart business man would’ve done was liquidate his assets and possibly try to get into a business that will yield at least some profit. he does learn his lesson tho and eventually can be trusted with money, but even he is hesitant to do anything with the household finances. he’s a dreamer, and dreams and money are the same as oil and water.

javier. i know you’re possibly surprised but hear me out. he’ll go all in to get info, whether he’s spending american taxpayer money or his own money or anyone else’s, if it’s valuable info that can be bought, it’s gonna be bought even if he goes without groceries for the next two weeks. before being with you, it was booze and prostitutes and cigarettes that ate away at his checks outside of buying information. the only thing that really changed once you got together was the prostitutes and slightly less cigarettes and booze. however, when he goes back to laredo permanently, he’s perfectly capable of keeping his shit in line. he’ll balance every checkbook in sight and run a tight af ship.

ezra. this man is a scavenger by necessity, a con man by choice. he has a silver tongue and a roguish charm and pretty questionable morals; he’s not gonna have any issue with getting his hands dirty. he’s probably gonna use your joint money to try and pull a fast one on some unsuspecting stranger (“it’ll double our money,” he says, “it’ll be fine,” he says), but then said stranger will end up turning the tables and leave you both absolutely broke. yeah he will feel guilty, no doubt. the only problem is that he won’t take it as a “hey don’t do it again” lesson, it’ll be a “this is how i can improve for next time.” eventually you have to put your foot down and take control of the money and when he realizes that you’re improving your lives much better than he is, he will thank you for it.

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[elfenbensord]

Hiiii, I love all your Doctor Who stories and I was wondering if you could write something with the 11th Doctor, like maybe the reader's sad or smth and he cheers them up? Possibly involving hugs. Because the world is upside down here with covid and earthquakes and I could do with something fluffy and cute. Tysm!!

Also I wanted to ask, since you write for 12 also, what are your opinions on Missy, and would you write her?

wonderful

30.12.20

note: hello, lovely! hope you like the imagine, hope it makes you feel a lil better abt everything.

opinions on missy: i love her!! as a character, i find her so interesting. and her relationship with the doctor is rly cool as well. don’t think i’ll write for her though, ‘cause i don’t rly see her as being romantic.

masterlist / request a blurb!

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The Doctor is… 

What is he? You ask yourself almost everyday, yet never seem to find a simple answer. He is, after all, not a simple man. 

The Doctor is an entire people wrapped up in one. The suffering of generations, echoing through two lonely hearts. He’s the sun and the moon, and the stars. He’s time and space. He’s kind and horrible, without a clear distinction between the two.

You know this. You’ve known it ever since you saw him the very first time. Since the day you flew away with him in his impossible, blue police box.

The Doctor is wonderful. But it’s easy to be left behind. To fall a step short, to miss a witty remark or meaning.

You also know that you will never really know the Doctor. There will always, always be something he doesn’t tell you. Something he lies about. Some great, big truth, he deems too dangerous for you to know.

He easily becomes a trickster god. One to cheat the universe. To steal what he deems he’s worthy of. 

You see this. Something deep within knows where he’s heading, where he’s always headed towards. What he’s been running from for decades. 

This is madness, and you know it. It would drive anyone insane. Run away with a handsome spaceman, have him show you the universe. Have him look at you with soft eyes and a smile. But don’t fall in love. Not under any circumstances, should you fall for this man. 

But he’s also so easy to fall in love with. With his wonderfully mad schemes. With his time machine. With his incalculable person. With his stupid bowtie and sweet smile.

And you know he can never be yours. You don’t even dare dream too much about it, knowing it would hurt too much.

“What’s got you so deep in thought?”

There’s a small stain of grease just at the right of his eyebrow. You fight the urge to reach out and stroke it away.

“Nothing. Nothing important.”

He’s all hands and scuffling feet. “Hey, there’s nothing’s that not important. It must be, if you keep frowning about it.”

“I guess.”

“So, tell me?”

He’s looking at you too closely. You feel your face heating up, not used to this detailed attention.

“I can’t. It’s a secret.”

He suddenly looks very interested. “I won’t tell, I promise! Cross my heart and hope to die.”

Does he have to be so… so… wonderful?

Wonderful, that’s what he is. 

He smiles at you. Wonderful.

“Nah, I think I’ll hold on to this one.” Like you’re holding on to him.

“Suit yourself. But I know a perfect planet for telling secrets…”

And he’s off, talking about aliens and space stations.

And you’re back to dreaming about wonderful.

Wonderful.

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[thirddoctor]

(1/2) i really feel you about how simm is interesting to analyze in a way I don’t think the fandom does… I personally think it's super interesting to look at how self-destructive simm!master is compared to a lot of the masters that came before/after him. how 10 says that destroying himself is the one thing he won't do but compared to other masters he seems a lot more... lax i guess about taking damage to his body? way more willing to pull an absolutely wild stunt at personal cost? (I also don’t

(2/2) think every version of the master would’ve killed missy, even if they were equally disgusted at what they’d become). there's definitely something in here abt him being the first real post time war master imo (idk if this comes up in the war master audios I’m a little nervous to listen to them) but i think fandom has overall been a lot more inserted in tensimm which like, no shade I’ve just never been huge into shipping overall so I don’t find that nearly as interesting

Yeah! I mostly tend to talk about Simm from an out of universe perspective, in terms of how I feel about the character choices RTD made (I still need to dig out that long essay I wrote on the subject), but if I analyse him purely from an in universe pov I think he’s actually pretty interesting. The things I find compelling aren’t really what I see the fandom talking about though. And this is not a criticism of the fandom - I think it’s just a case of different priorities. (Though, as someone who also isn’t very into shipping - it’s just not my preferred way to engage with fandom, despite me being very into exploring complex relationships - I do find it frustrating how much of the Master’s character is filtered through a shippy lens by fans. I feel like this often ignores deeper, more interesting examinations of who they are and why they behave the way they do.)

Anyway, what I like about Simm is that he’s a great example of where the Master’s choices will inevitably lead. He’s all the Masters flaws taken to their logical conclusion (just as Ten as the Time Lord Victorious is all of the Doctor’s flaws taken to their conclusion). He’s the most cruel and arrogant, probably the most self-destructive (but not in a deliberately suicidal sense like Dhawan), and the most obsessed with maintaining control of his identity and the rigid idea he has of who he should be, even when it’s to his own detriment. He purposefully destroys any potential connections he makes with other people (converting and taunting Bill, beating Lucy, constantly trying to harm the Doctor and refusing to accept any of the olive branches he is offered, killing Missy, etc.). And I think it shows the bankruptcy of the Master’s path, because even though Simm actually gets to enjoy more victories than the Master usually does, I don’t think he’s ever ultimately happy. He still loses everything again and again, he’s bitter and angry and alone, and his pride refuses to let him ever change. That’s part of why I think Missy is a natural progression from Simm, because she looks at where her choices have led and can finally consider, “Is this really who I want to be? Is this kind of life helping me or just hurting me?”

idk, there’s more I could say, but I still need to rewatch S10 to analyse him properly. I think you’re probably right about the fact that Simm is directly post-Time War and post-fobwatched Jacobi playing a big role in shaping him. After all the horrors of the war and then decades of hiding and losing his very identity to keep himself safe, it makes sense that he would come out of it being the most extreme version of himself, and being more willing to throw himself in harm’s way to get what he wants and maintain his sense of identity. There’s lots to talk about there, imo, and I would love to see the fandom engage with his character more.

[grandadtwelve]

for the character thing: Bill Potts

favorite thing about her:

the way she thinks! shes so curious and empathetic and funny and she asks such good questions!

least favorite thing about her:

i think her exit from the show sucked :(

favorite line:

“can i ask you a personal question?” “no.” “can i anyway?” is tied with “oh my god im going to beat the sh—“

brotp:

her and twelve obvi

otp:

heather doesn’t have much of a character which makes me sad! but i saw bill was crushing on jenny (the doctors daughter) in one of the comics and i thought that was soooo cute

notp:

again, any man ever. also! bill and thirteen??? it makes me soooo uncomfortable when ppl ship that like im sure bill would make a joke abt the doctor being hot now or whatever but i don’t think either of them would actually be able to see each other that way after him practically adopting her

random headcanon:

her and clara meet once they’re both undead and off traveling without the doctor. they HAVE to. they meet and swap stories and gossip abt claras relationship with jane austen and theorize about whatever was actually going on between missy and twelve

unpopular opinion:

im not sure if she would get along with thirteen as easily as people think! if she met thirteen first maybe but i think, after twelve, thirteen might worry her a little (and if bill yelled at her the way she yelled at twelve a few times idk if it would go down too well)

song i associate with them:

day dreaming - aretha franklin! not the lyrics just the vibe <3

favorite picture of them:

ik this is sad but. i really loved seeing her at home with her hair up and in comfy clothes and pearl mackie absolutely killed this moment like it was heart wrenching. it gets me every time

send me a character !!

[tx0r1a]

[spoilers for both collector films obvs]

me thinks,,, collector films stuff I think abt a lot for no reason at all other than me wanting to scream abt these films to someone-

congrats if you read all that im so sorry its so long

[Might add more when it's not 2am but like,,, I'm slowly back on my tc bs not that I ever "left it" in a first place ]

- COLORS IN BOTH FILMS

almost whole first movie being green /w red touches while 2nd one is just new room = new color

[or to quote my friend "colorful version of saw" ]

- Victoria naming her wrinkle after her kid before treating it silicone (?) lmao

- fact that in whole set of characters so far only Arkin (and maybe Abby and Elena) only saw collector's face apparently?? Since ig cops.etc don't realize who's he + I doubt he like actually worked as bug exterminator for other reason than to watch Chases

(Correct me if im wrong)

-speaking of Abby her name is fucking match made in heaven bc Abigail = Father's joy and Erin Way confrimed that Abby and Collector had fucked to kid/parent relationship,,, think abt it

-It's common thing to mention but im honestly obssesed with symbolism of Lucello being "bird" (From his name) and Collector being "spider"(his job/interest) bc birds eat spiders even tho it kinda switches after all

- that deleted scene of Dre attacking Arkin and Arkin breaking his arm (or it looked like it) while he himself had broken arm and was literally just taken from a hospital after weeks of torture

- the flashlight scene....

- ALTERNATE ENDING FOR 2ND FILM

-the fire scene from second film.....

***WHEEZES LIKE RUBBER CHICKEN***

-that one shot in 1st that shows lightning hitting the ground

- also 1st film there's shot which is from Collector's pov that shows that he's blinding bc everything is super blurry I think it's good detail

- Pararells on walking crossing bear-traps between Arkin and Elena

- Missy's death bc it literally mirrors one of my works fears aka being in Elena's place in this situation and everytime I think about I get all 😬

-Missy knows how to hit on girls better than Josh does apparently ,, her advice worked straight away

- right before team + Arkin hide from "watch dogs" there's scene that looks like either Wally shielding Dre from attack or Dre using Wally as living shield just

hxhchdbcb which one is true

- thinking abt how Arkin and Paz were loyal to Lucello despite him doing them dirty throught out the film (with Paz not knowing abt it but still) and,,,like Lucello 's false death and that he has shout at them to leave ,,,,, don't touch me im sad and thinking abt what would happen if more surviviours-

- and separetly :

"You're just gonna let Paz die? "

“My objective is Elena.”

"Dude fuck you objective can't you hear that (...) don't act like you don't give a fuck"

-

"Did you just shoot somebody?! "

(...)

"Sorry dude! "

(afterwards Lucello prizes Arkin for that and Elena's like , , , "huh??")

- Elena opening her trunk and that being apparently possible (according to the writers)

- Arkin was supposed to be similar to Abby (or even take her place) and idk peace since I learned that like??? what would he be like i need answers waah

- whole thing Arkin and Elena had abt abandoning the other hits like a brick during im pretty sure Arkin expected Elena to just leave when she can-pack WAAAH

[funsizearsonist]

I told myself I wasn’t going to freak out and embarrass myself with how amazing I think everyone on here is but I just hit 18 followers!! (which really isn’t a lot, but I haven’t been here long and I literally started writing fanfic like 2 weeks ago so I didn’t actually have any original content before that) 

First off @theolivekiddo followed me which is all I really need in life tbh. I don’t even know what to say abt u love you’re just the best!!! <3

and then?? @deni-gonzalez, @meangirlsx, @hellophantoms and @crybabyddl ALL FOLLOWED ME!?! I wasn’t aware that was a thing that could happen to me?? U guys are so amazing!!

and then?? @txrii, @onplanetmars, and @jatp-flynn followed me?? um hi u guys are actually incredible that feels illegal ur so cool aaaaaa!!!

And then?? @n0wornever, @beaniebabyfrogs, @bravelygillespie and @lookatallthosefandoms?? Missy u were one of the very first blogs I followed and I cried when I saw u had followed me bc how?? Beanie and bg (bravelygillespie) and lookit (lookatallthosefandoms) I know u followed me from the corner gang club and first off thank u very much!! I can’t believe u saw me being an idiot and just went “I wanna see more of this, my idiot now” and followed me?? I kinda just discovered u exist but I’m so honored (also sry abt the bad abbreviations but idk anyone’s names

AND THEN?? @bright-molina and @jaskiers-sweetkiss FOLLOWED ME?? Bianca, Erin Im literally so fricken happy about that. Also all of pink lemonade follows me now!! My face hurts from smiling this much this shouldn’t be allowed!!

Anyway I exposed myself now, I’m going to fall asleep writing love poems in my head for ollie and if I maybe write some of it down that’s between me and my like 5 journals

[pakchoys]

rank the new who doctors?

i would very much like to YAY thank u!!! i’m gonna uh.... ramble. because i am excited to be asked. my personal list don’t take it too seriously

1. capaldi. i love him So Much. it breaks my heart so many ppl gave up before his run, or while it was still in its early stages. among dw fans who still watch the show he’s generally already considered an iconic doctor. you hear a lot of people saying they regret not appreciating him until he was gone which i 100% feel. he was a who fan his entire life (the fanmail he wrote as a teen is so cute) and he poured so much love into the role!!! maybe didn’t have the best writing at the start but he more than makes up for it with his fucking phenomenal acting ability and pure LOVE for the doctor’s character! his arc too is the most touching for me.... he’s the doctor who finally heals. he starts off so jaded and almost seems cruel. i think that’s why so many people were turned off from him initially. but, after watching his entire run, you realise that was set up for a masterful arc abt healing and kindness and learning to laugh again. the pure love between him and bill, his unrelenting faith in missy..... “laugh hard, run fast, be kind” is the best fucking dw quote don’t even LOOK at me

2. tennant. sad man runs around being sad, stands in rain, grieves over all that genocide he committed, generally looks like a kicked puppy at every given chance. we love to see it! his relationships with his companions make him so damn real, maybe the realest of all the new who doctors. i love him dearly. my favourite thing about him is that he does have terrible moments of arrogance and they’re called out and his arc is about acknowledging that he’s not all-powerful (waters of mars i loooove yoooouuu). i love to make fun of him and i also want to hug him

3. smith. funny, tumblr hates him lmao. most people i ask irl here in br*tain will either say tennant or smith as their fave in a 50/50 split (maybe favouring tennant slightly). matt was the first doctor that made me want to watch the show, age 7 and sitting down for his first ever ep :’) so he’s special to me i can’t help it!!! his first series, s5, is the most cohesive series in the whole of new who imo. it’s the series i always rec to ppl who wanna start the show bc it knows what it wants to do and generally all the episodes are mid to high tier doctor who (except the winston churchill daleks one, good fucking god). when i learnt that tennant is “the man who regrets” while smith is “the man who forgets” it helped me understand him much better.... he desperately wants to bury that past but he can’t run forever. his final episodes lose it a bit but i don’t think he deserves the distaste so many on here seem to have for him. his writing suffers from feeling a bit contrived so that’s probably part of it

4. eccelston. important thing to keep in mind is that he got only one series and in that time he made such an impression as his own doctor!!! if he had more time he’d probably be higher on my list. “just this once, everybody lives” stays in my mind RENT FREE... it sums up how painfully tired he is—the post-time war doctor, fresh with hopelessness and loss and he’s so elated to save everyone, just once, even if it never ever happens again. his hearts are so big and so are his ears :]

5. whittaker. she’s on the bottom of my list but that doesn’t mean i dislike her! i love her, actually! her first series however is the worst in the whole of new who because of its disaster writing, imo. worse than series 7, yes, bc at least series 7 had some fun episodes at the start. i seriously don’t believe that chibnall has a vision for the show, just a mish-mash of done before ideas he doesn’t know how to string together into a plot or characters that actually feel like family. but enough of chibnall, whittaker is so FUN as the doctor!!! she’s everything i wanted from a post-capaldi doctor, who ended his run choosing to be kind. whittaker continues that legacy by smiling and being a Literal Ball of Sunshine <333 although i was worried at first she wouldn’t get much depth beyond that, series 12 made my desire for her as the certified repression doctor CANON!!!! i have my issues with s12 but im so so excited for the upcoming series!

[tcsadhours]

god I hate m so much rn.. Are you gonna act like you weren't blatantly flirting with me??? Are you gonna pretend that you didn't blatantly fucking favor me?!?!?!? I'm so angry. He bought me down to the gym when I was the only student who would come and we would be basically alone in there half the time!!!? Like nothing weird happened but then he had the audacity to tell me if I work there to make sure I'm never left alone with a student without another staff member as if he didn't go out of his way to do that. I loved it. I'm not gonna pretend I didn't. But I left with so many questions and no answers. And now who knows when I'll see him. I'm scared if I ever do see him again it will be really weird and he'll hate me or something I don't know.

Names and phrases he has said to me aswell as exactly how it happened because idc anymore:

"that's *hesitates* my girl" (I remember vividly he was gonna say "a good girl" but caught himself and didn't) but honestly saying "my girl" might as well be the same thing

"instead of netflix and chill, let's math and chill" (ik he's corny can u tell I like dorky guys?) we were abt to start math that day and he was about to say something to me but hesitated and decided not too. I said something along the lines of "no tell me this time!" And the only reason I had said that was because he went to say something when he was teaching math another time before that and did the same thing where he hesitated and decided not too.

"I'll "pun"ish you"

Tbfh I don't even know how he got away with saying this.. he said this over google classroom once the pandemic started when my counselor was in the meet. I was the only one who would attend those so it was just the 3 of us and I could kinda tell that my counselor was like lowkey shook

Hes called me, missy, my girl, star pupil.

He got me 2 slices of pizza one day because our program was in a middle school / highschool building and they were doing a pizza party thing separately.

One time he went to burger king for the class (if you've read my past posts you'd know that there was really only 3 students in the class for the most part so it wasn't unreasonable for him to do that once in awhile) and I told him I didn't want anything and he came back with onion rings

He would always walk me out to the bus, idk if he did this when I wasn't there or not.

The way he would look at me, we would always catch each other looking at each other and it happened on both of our ends.

He also hugged me the last time I saw him. I remember him approaching me for it and saying "you can have a real one this time"

Idk maybe these are just all small random things I really don't know what to make of any of this anymore.

In case you're wondering I was in a ged program.

If anyone finds this blog and figures out its me it'll probably be due to this post. But honestly I just really need to get this out

[trancegnder]

okay wait pls rant about bill and ted like what’s your favorite headcanon??? ur favorite character??? what do you think their favorite animals would be???? i want to know what you think abt them!!!

ohmygod okay hEre we go-

trans bill and nonbinary ted are obviously >>>> i love them so much, they’re so great and i love the idea of them being rlly supportive of one another even when nobody else is

also missy?? such a wasted character, i wish she was more than just a slxtshame joke, like clearly she’s a decent parent, and like. bisexual queen. absolutely. marrying rich men so she can take their money and escape off to new york with her gf. perfect.

honestly i love joan of arc???like,,, she’s so pretty wjhgfgfh but as for actual favorite characters,,, ted, definitely tbh

like seriously, i basically never relate to my favorite characters but ted’s dad is just my dad but a bit worse hjdsjk and i don’t know. i just. hbwhjsg i love him so much. i don't know how to elaborate on it more than “LOV HIM SM,,”

also rufus?? he’s so cool and chill and i love him. he’s such a cool guy idk?? i’m still sad he wasn’t in face the music

ted absolutely loves dogs. like, absolutely, wants a dog. probably begged captain logan for one once hjdsghjds, and that’s all i got for that. bnt love dogs apparently 

i’m putting this in myself bc i like rambling but my favorite scene of the first movie is hands-down the final report,,,, like, bnt are so excited and all the historical figures are there and they’re all being cool and i love it so much, it makes me feel so warm and fuzzy dshhjdshjg

anyway yes. i love them so much. i will gladly ramble about these characters all day, tysm for the ask anon ❤❤❤

[beeblebrox-be-damned]

Drive Him Crazy (Part 4)

Dark!Alpha!Steve Rogers x Omega!Reader

This chapter is kinda suckish tbh, but I really wanted to elaborate on Nat and Y/N’s friendship.

It took a week for your ankle to stop throbbing every time you walked. The whole time, Steve kept you confined. It wasn’t unusual for a newly bonded alpha to be overly protective, but it did get tiring for you. At least during the time, he had finished bringing the things from your room you’d need, including your phone.

The others had apparently been asking how you were, as they had seen the fresh mark on Steve’s neck and smelled the potent mix of the two of your scents. Steve had been relatively evasive, his protectiveness straying once more into the zone of overkill. Thankfully now that you had your phone, you could contact the others.

You had gotten a barrage of texts from everyone the first day you’d gone ‘missing’, asking where you were and if you were okay or needed help. Apparently someone even checked your room (likely Clint spying in from the vents) to make sure you hadn’t gotten hurt and passed out or worse. The majority of the messages were from Natasha.

Natasha was bonded to Bruce, but you and Nat had a very close relationship. It could best be described as a platonic bond, an extremely strong friendship. Steve and Bucky seemed to have the same sort of platonic affection, though it was a bit different since they were both Alpha-aligned. Natasha was almost like a mother figure to you, and in return you provided companionship and comfort when Bruce was away. It was no surprise to see she had been frantically worried about you.

After Steve had finally emerged and everyone pieced together what had happened, the texts reduced in frequency. Most of them were from Natasha, but they dropped off after a while considering you were unresponsive. Again, it was not unusual for an Omega to be kept away from communicating for the first few days after bonding, especially when the bonding had been during the Omega’s heat.

With a contented sigh, you stretched out on the couch, unlocking your phone and reading all of the texts you’d missed. Steve was in the training room, and you were a bit lonesome.

Sent 3:46 PM: Hey Nat, sorry for not responding for so long

You idly waited for a response, half paying attention to the program on the TV. Your phone buzzed after a minute.

Received 3:50 PM: No worries, hun, I know what’s going on >:3

You’d never thought of Nat as one to use things like emojis, but sometimes she surprised you. You smiled.

Sent 3:51 PM: Yeah. Kinda sick of being cooped up so long. Hurt my ankle the other day.

Received 3:53 PM: Steve told us abt that. Are you doing better?

Sent 3:55 PM: A lot better, finally can walk again. Really bored though.

You waited for a response, but none came. You sighed and sat the phone down, figuring Natasha was busy. With Steve gone and your best friend unavailable, you had little to do. other than watch TV or screw around with the few games you had on your phone that you’d already beaten several times over.

You jumped as the door swung open, looking up expectantly. Instead of Steve, however, you were greeted by the sight of a familiar redhead. You jumped from the couch and rushed over to Natasha, catching her in a hug, squirming happily.

“Hey, small fry, figured I’d come keep you company,” she said, hugging you and then heading towards the couch. She sat down with a grunt, pulling you in for a cuddle. You were always a tactile person, and everyone who knew you loved to take advantage of your self-proclaimed ‘mad snuggle skillz’. You happily curled up against her.

“I’ve missed you guys. How are the others?” you asked, curious at how the team was doing. Steve didn’t elaborate much outside of the basics, but you could always get Nat to spill the juicy details.

“Pretty good. Bucky is currently getting the shit beat out of him by someone’s Alpha,” she said, poking at your side. You squirmed, unsure of how to respond. “I think he made some comment about you.” She paused. “Steve been treating you good?”

Her tone was soft, but there was an edge to it. It wasn’t directed at you, thankfully, you’d hate to be on the receiving end of Natasha’s wrath. “Yeah. He, um… kinda scares me though,” you admitted, avoiding eye contact. Natasha rubbed your back comfortingly.

“He can be like that. Is he warming up though? Not giving you hell for everything anymore?” 

You waved your hand in a so-so gesture. “A lot better than before, but I’m pretty sure he still thinks I’m stupid,” you grumbled. “He won’t let me do anything for myself.”

“So just like before?” Nat chuckled. You nodded with a pout. She smiled at you. “Hun, he’s not doing that because he thinks your stupid. In fact, I’ve heard him gush about how smart and sharp-witted you are. He’s doing that because he wants to take care of you.”

“I guess,” you mumbled, still not quite buying it. Natasha flicked the back of your head.

“Don’t use that tone with me, missy,” she teased. “But really, it’s true. He knows your very capable of taking care of yourself. Maybe he just finds that a bit intimidating, so he’s making sure you know that he’s in charge.”

“He’s made that perfectly clear,” you sighed, scooting down until you were laying with your head in Natasha’s lap. She ran her fingers through your hair.

Natasha smiled gently. “Just give him a chance. Get in tune with the Omega part of you that was buried for so long. You’ll adjust to each other in time.”

In tune with your Omega side, huh? Maybe she had a point. You hadn’t acted much like an Omega for years, all your base instincts and desires quelled. Now they were coming back and you were struggling to cope. Perhaps rather than fight them as you were, you should try to cope with them by allowing them back into your life.

With a groan, you turned over and closed your eyes. It was too much to think about all at once. For now, You’d just enjoy the company of your friend.

Steve smelled another Alpha. He let out a low growl, a warning to whoever it was. He walked into the living-room where the scent was strongest and was surprised to see only you curled up on the couch. You looked up with wide, innocent eyes. “Hi Steve.”

Steve frowned, nearing you and smelling the air. He recognized the scent now, it was Natasha. She must’ve come to visit you. He knew the two of you were close, but he couldn’t help the swell of jealousy in him. 

“Steve?” you asked cautiously. You were soaked in her scent. He growled.

“You smell like another Alpha, little girl. I don’t like that,” he stated grimly. You frowned.

“Natasha came and sat with me a while. I was lonely,” you explained, shifting in your seat. 

Steve pressed you back into the couch, his nose against your neck. He nipped at the still-healing mark on your tender skin. You whimpered. He soothed the spot over with his tongue, then jerked away.

“C’mon,” he said gruffly, “we’re going to get rid of that smell.” He knew he was being a bit irrational, but having someone else’s smell on you, and Alpha’s scent nonetheless, was putting him in a possessive rage. The sooner you were washed clean, the better.

He led you to the bathroom, jerking open the shower door before prompting you to remove your clothes and toss them in the hamper. He herded you into the shower, feet scuffling on the dry tile. He yanked off his own clothing, which were sweaty from his training session with Bucky. He joined you in the shower, slamming the door shut and effectively trapping you in with him.

The scent of Natasha and You was much more concentrated in the small space, and he growled in frustration, turning on the water. The warm water trickled down your body, accentuating your features. You looked up at Steve with wide eyes as though you were frightened of what he was going to do.

Steve nudged you until your were under the stream of water, turning and grabbing your shampoo. Instead of allowing you to wash yourself, he carefully washed you. His large hands were surprisingly gentle as they ran through your hair, every now and then brushing soap away from your eyes. He watched with satisfaction as you relaxed to his touch, eyes shutting.

Reverently, he continued to clean the rest of your body. God, you were perfect. His hands slid over your hips, coated in soap suds. He caressed your flesh tenderly, hoping that what he struggled to show through his words and expressions could be displayed by his touch. As he finished, he stood and turned you around, pressing against you. He tucked his head in the crook of your neck, rumbling.

You relaxed against him, allowing his strong arms to support you as the warm water relaxed your muscles. Timidly, you tilted your head back, looking up at Steve. He looked down at you curiously, your eyes locking for several long seconds before you finally looked away towards the floor.

“I’m sorry I smelled like Nat,” you murmured. You hadn’t thought about how it might upset Steve. He had seemed so irritated by it.

Steve nuzzled you gently. “It’s alright,” he rumbled, “But I believe this is a good time to introduce rule number 4.” He gently lapped at the mark on your neck, reaffirming the still-new bond. “I don’t want to catch you smelling like another Alpha again. Next time you and Nat hang out with each other, I want you to get cleaned up as soon as she leaves, understand?”

You nodded. You were afraid he’d say you couldn’t be affectionate with Natasha anymore, but this was a good compromise. “Okay, Alpha,” you relented.

He rumbled again, pleased. He continued nuzzling you, hands running over your body gently. One wandered downwards, rubbing your lower abdomen. “I can smell it on you,” he said in a low, contented grumble.

You furrowed your brow. “Smell what?” Could he still smell Nat? No, that couldn’t be, he wouldn’t sound so pleased.

He rubbed against you, making sure you were coated in his own scent. He switched off the water and opened the shower door, wrapping you in a towel. He needed you, but he didn’t want to take the risk of you slipping in the shower. He lifted you up with ease and sat you on the counter by the sink. He rubbed against you vigorously, various scent glands on his body stimulated and spreading his musky, comforting scent on your skin. It was like a tantalizing blend of vanilla and almond, with piney accents that made your eyes drift shut and your body relax to the fullest extent. 

In return, you exposed your own scent glands, mainly center around your neck, as an offer to him. As an Omega, it was a submissive act of trust to bare ones throat and allow their Alpha to take up their scent. Steve rumbled and butted his head against your neck, allowing you then to scent him in return. Both of you relaxed. Despite the volatile nature in which your bond had began, there was an undeniable comfort for each of you in the other’s touch.

Steve slid you down from the counter, turning and pressing you against the wall, smothered in him. Your legs circled his waist. He leaned his forehead against your’s eyes locked in a display of trust. Your hands rested on his arms, which were wrapped around you, keeping you close to his body.

Carefully, as not to drop you, he rolled his hips, rubbing his rigid cock over your slit. The entire shower he had been hard. He was aching. You could almost sense this, or perhaps you really could feel it. Bonds grew at different rates, perhaps the bond between you and Steve was progressing quickly. He groaned as you shifted your hips in response, shivering.

Unable to wait, he guided himself into you, filling and stretching you. You rested your head on his shoulder, whimpering in pleasure. He thrust slowly, grinding his pelvis against your clit. Your nerves buzzed with ecstasy. 

You purred against him, tension melted away like snow exposed to a flame. “You never answered,” you murmured, voice soft and nearly inaudible. Steve groaned, cock twitching.

“Your scent has changed,” he rumbled, hands kneading your hips. “I can smell it, there’s pups in that sweet little belly of yours.” You shivered at the thought, the coil in your abdomen winding tighter.

“You like that, little one?” he huffed as he sped up just a bit. “Lie the idea of being full of my pups, my babies growing in your womb, making you swell all nice ’n pretty?”

You were nearly panting. “Yes, Alpha,” you said breathlessly, rolling your hips with a fervor unlike ever before. Part of you screamed against this, reminding you he had taken you by force, but the Omega in you quickly destroyed your last bit of hesitation. You were Steve’s good girl, his good Omega, and you’d happily carry litter upon litter of his pups.

Steve groaned, cock jerking and pulsing inside of you as he came at your airy remark. His knot caught in your cunt, stimulating each sensitive nerve, pushing you over the precipice. You cried out silently, arching your back away from the wall as you came over his throbbing length.

You shivered against him as he carefully held you close, backing away from the wall. Your legs were growing tired, but thankfully he took you to the bedroom, gently nestling the two of you into the nest in the corner. He wrapped you in blankets, laying with you atop his broad chest. You rested your head on him, listening to his heartbeat. He rubbed your back, rough hands working over your skin in a soothing manner.

Warm and safe and surrounded in your Alpha’s scent, you could feel yourself growing tired. You closed your eyes, ready for a well-earned rest. After all, you were carrying pups. Steve rumbled contentedly. 

After wanting you for so long, he’d never let you go. You were his, always will be. His fingers brushed over the mark on your neck. His Omega. 

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