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The Dollar Bill Game: What You’d Do if Money Were No Object Says a Lot About You
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I feel like Howdy would be the type to go to the dollar store to save money then complain when something is like $1.99
i second this....
#he also seems like the type to have the funds to shop regularly at like. idk whole foods and H&M#but he exclusively thrifts and goes to dollar tree & the 99 cent store and shit#i know this man's coupon game is Insane#probably has a whole extra wallet purely for coupons and gift cards....#in the checkout line the store winds up owing Him money#rambles from the bog#further solidifying that if howdy pillar was a real person id fuckin hate him lmao#itd be On Sight!#wait lmao#howdy would get seriously injured#and while everyone is freaking out / calling 911#howdy has a calculator out typing up the cost of an ambulance ride / hospital bills / insurance#he pauses looking at the total.#then starts calculating funerary costs#they get sick of waiting for an ambulance and just shove him in the car#sally leans over to see that howdy is googling cremation urns based on price#IM SORRY THIS IS INSANELY FUNNY TO ME#im sitting here at my laptop snickering like an idiot#sally just smacks the phone out of his hands....
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Mun vs Muse
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the funniest thing about having to report fraud on my credit card today was the girl on the phone listing all my transactions to me to see if i recognized them and literally 100% of them were all media purchases liiiiike wow I really have 1 hobby and 1 hobby only don't I
#it was like#netflix? prime? criterion channel? disney+? youtube?#yep yep yep yep all me#cineplex? nintendo? local bookstore? kindle? patreon?#yep all me as well#also the awkward moment where i had to confirm i paid for tumblr this month lol like who does that#literally i think the only purchases she listed that werent me being a nerd about media consumption was my car insurance and phone bill#anywayz someone used my credit card to buy something that was 540 dollars on amazon today!!!!#locked that shit down#they bought a deep cut band saw that they were trying to send to a suburban house in whitby ontario#the way in which i can literally google street view the asshole's home who stole my shit because they added their address to my account...#i dont know how they got it but MAYBE this will force me to get a new computer since i know outdated ones are bad for getting scammed on#somebody was also selling all my 1 cent stupid steam trading cards with my steam account last night#i cant even use frikkin steam to play games right now yet i can still get scammed on there apparently argh. so many passwords to change#i wish they'd do away with that fuckass steam trading card system#like i don't even care about those at all but that's the second time that this has happened to me now#p
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My Brain to me: you are fantastic. Because of me, you are able to create entire worlds in the palms of your hands. You can visualize things down to the tiniest detail, and scale them up to giant size! You have visions of the future in your dreams because of my ability to predict what your life is like. How *cool* is *that*!
Me: fantastic! Wonderful! Extraordinary! Do you think maybe i could remember what i did last week in chronological order?!
Brain: ew! what? No. What do you take me for, a miracle worker? Here's a memory, is it helpful?
M: this is something that i have proof i didn't do. If i tried to present this as evidence of doing the thing it wouldn't be accepted.
B: sucks to suck, dumbo. Clearly it happened, here's every detail.
M: could it be a vision from my dreams, like you said?
B: dreams don't have detail, duh. This is a real event, surely.
M: kay but the thing you are saying happened in this memory didn't happen.
B: idk, man. Get better soon, schizo, lol.
#like#if it was the dishes#or like... playing a video game#that'd be fine. whatever. unimportant in the grand scheme.#but if its PAYING THE GOD DAMN BILLS maybe my brain could avoid lying to me.#that would be nice#i now have 40 dollars in the bank. fuck. me.
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ID: a screenshot of a steam support message:
“Hello,
Thank you for that information. We understand how you feel.
Steam Families is intended for a household of up to 6 close family members, and our data could not confirm that this is the case. Steam Support is not able to provide specific details to users on how the restriction works.
All the available information around this feature can be found in this Blog post.
I am sorry but Steam Support will be unable to assist with removal of the restriction. As we will not be able to accommodate your request and have no further information to provide on this topic, we will be closing the ticket at this time.
Steam Support
Roland”
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guys i think monopolies are bad actually. has anyone ever thought of that. monopolies might be bad for user experience
#how are you going to refuse to let me give family sharing to a newly created account#how do you think it usually goes when a kid gets their first computer and their parent or older sibling wants to share their games library#‘we have determined through asking the magic 8 ball that you don’t seem to be family. we will not give you an option to prove that you are’#🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕#‘oh we had to make the family sharing more restrictive because people were abusing it and sharing games with each other’#‘it made us so sad let us blow our nose with this million dollar bill’🤧
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the way this is just lighting up the board hitting the Winston (Billions) points. the way it's from a survey about autistic experiences with perceived dehumanization.
#billions going the typical route of drawing from [of course everyone encounters autistic people all around] & then#just like. doing POV You're Externalizing Your Ableism fun n games#like the intrigue of [any actor fighting for their life to get As Though My Character Is A Person w/Personality in there]#in the case of winston where it's the actor again Making the role & then Doing [as though my character's a person] so scintillatingly#while for the show's purposes he does exposition/plot device shit but is mostly the punching bag / we'll get around to killing him later#like yeah & they think he has a personality insofar as autistic people are deemed Inferior & Probably Malicious#like does billions think they have an autistic character there? absolutely not. they think [One Of Those stupid annoying rude loser nerds]#get dollar bill back out here to yell the rword at him some more & his good friend rian to all but turn to the camera & call him subhuman#like put down the Strongly Agree for all of them for winston. need an Extremely option#i gave a few of these a humble Agree for myself lol. strongly for the rest#winston billions
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ok beat mohg. now what
#dont know if i wanna do the dlc ..... cuz i kinda dont wanna buy it rn (<- unemployed)#like i have enough. but i also just dont wanna spend money on shit like that rn cuz itll probably bite me in the ass later#also i know im gonna feel bad abt it later cuz im literally getting really anxious rn thinking abt soending 40 dollars for a video game ....#yeah ill just keep going thru normally until i get a job then ill buy the dlc. messemer can wait bills cant
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Ok idea for ikasumi bc I love her but what if she has a pet familiar like mochi does and she gets tattoos of them and when she fights she can summon ink versions of them similar to Megumi from JJK or Aki from CSM
i think if she were to have little friends, it would be the little things she draws and brings to life to keep her company!!! but since shes such a uhhhhh bad artist, her little friends are never anything cool or elegant looking like the familiars, its usually something dumb and decrepit looking like her little friends in this post!! half the time you cant even tell what it is.....mochis like "oh no! a dog monster!" and ikasumi goes "Its a fish."
but yeah her original power inspo is actually sai from naruto!!! i havent watched the series in forever but as a kid i always thought the whole "draw something on a page, bring it to life in the 3d world while it retains its ink-like looks" is so cool...,,.
pre-timeskip while shes doodling in her notebook, her little friends pop to life and hang out around her, walking around on the table and stuff (not at school obviously not to cause trouble, but other places). i also wanna say her little creatures are like the little snowmen on that series ice-guy-and-the-cool-female-colleague where they reflect the emotions she doesnt show herself!!!
(i also wanna say theyre like the soot on spirited away, in the sense that you can like.... "squash" them physically but they just.....re-manifest out of the ink puddle? the only way they get back on the page is if you hit them with something paper, or if ikasumi puts them back in the notebook herself !!!
#ikasumi struggling to live within her means: if only i was a good artist i could draw money and bring it to life...#mochi: im pretty sure dollar bills are green and not black and white#ikasumi but the only emotion she shows is artist rage at being unable to be good instantly#or artist joy from finally getting the other eye right#or artist regret from seeing a piece from 5 years ago (shes still bad but then was worse)#basically emo queen except when it comes to her art#also recent ikasumi lore: she actually is one of the girls lime rejected and oscar picked up per the oscar playbook#a symbiotic relationship....oscar provides friendship and lime provides game#hard to go to wessport highschool and not notice lime goldwood instantly for being extremely handsome#ikasumi: i dont suppose youd let me treat you to some.......(checks wallet)..........i dont supposed youd like to treat me to some--#lime: pass.#oscar: oooo bummer. wanna go out with me instead?#ikasumi: no. i know your reputation.#oscar: ill treat you to free food.#ikasumi: (comedically date-ready instantly) im ready. lead the way#need to draw her more......
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“If someone handed you a single dollar bill, right now, with no strings attached—what would you do with it?”
For most people, the answer is “nothing”—slip it into their pocket and forget about it. Which is perfectly fine. This leads us to the second question.
“How about if it were a ten dollar bill?”
Often the answer is still some variation on “nothing.” Perhaps a small purchase—a coffee, or the next bus ticket. Nothing that would substantially alter someone’s life… yet.
“How about if it were a hundred dollars? A thousand dollars?”
Each step of the game jumps the amount up tenfold. At this level, most people start to think about their medium-term issues: paying rent, paying bills, socking a little money away, shopping for something you’d already decided you wanted. The next level is where things start to get really interesting.
“What if it were ten thousand dollars?”
A very interesting question. Ten thousand dollars opens up many possibilities that weren’t available in previous tiers. For most people, ten thousand dollars is several months worth of paychecks—yet it’s small enough that it can be blown on a single vacation or big-ticket purchase. So what would you do with it?
“A hundred thousand dollars? One million dollars?”
We’re not at full Richard Branson yet. This sum of money isn’t quite so much that you never need to worry about money again. But we’re getting damn close. If you’re contemplating big-ticket purchases like cars and houses, it can be gobbled up surprisingly quickly. It’s an enormous sum of money, true—but it still has to be considered carefully.
“Ten million dollars? One billion dollars?”
How did Ludacris put it? “Lifestyle so rich and famous / Robin Leach will get jealous”?
Okay, the pie is now well and truly in the sky. (You can turn the dial up to eleven, if you wish, and go to ten billion if you come up with some truly inventive extravagances.) This is the realm of pure wish-fulfillment. If money can buy it, it shall be yours. Where past answers have been ethical and practical in nature, this one is more creative/imaginative. What kind of sick, stupid shit can you dream up? What kind of insane dreams would you follow? What’s left to pursue?
In other words: “What would you do if money were no object?”, the question we were originally too baffled to answer.
Keep reading.
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asia kate dillon as taylor mason, toney goins as philip charyn, eva victor as rian, kelly aucoin as dollar bill stearn, louis cancelmi as victor mateo, dhruv maheshwari as tuk lal, and daniel k. isaac as ben kim in billions 7x04 “hurricane rosie”
#billions#7x04#taylor mason#philip charyn#rian billions#dollar bill stearn#victor mateo#tuk lal#ben kim#are they watching the big game... what's afoot
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Some financial boon is coming in to me because of a wonderful xfinity agent named Angel who not only helped me lower my bill but is getting me a massive refund on overcharges we shouldn't have had.
So guess who's getting Veilgaurd.
#queer as a three dollar bill; ooc#gonna make a tryck rook and a jaez rook#i literally know nothing about anything with the new game yet#because I've been avoiding looking at anything since I didn't know when I can pick it up#i am so excited
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bought the sims 3 with the money i got for graduating with good grades bc im a Responsible Adult
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This game truly is a gem.
#thethirdbill#pokemon#pokemon scarlet and violet#video games#i love it but i am not paying 60 dollars for it#that's why i watch Bill#this made me laugh out loud in the middle of work
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Mom paypal’d me 8 dollars 35 cents and texted me about it so I’d have to interact with her. This is insulting.
#I did accept the money.#just. hm. having been stressed about bills and not being on their insurance after the end of this month#and then having her tell me she's sending money#and Im like ooh is it like. a significant sum? 100 dollars?#EIGHT. DOLLARS#okay???? like I'll take it. but?????? why#the mind game s this woman does#mom crimes#for the tag#personal
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nobody:
not a single soul:
me, to any poor soul I may wander upon:
so-
those billionairs are either dead,
or they cannibalize each other,
possibly both?
I mean, the chances at least one of them TRIED to eat the others within the first 9.5h is PRETTY high, ya know?
I mean, the guy they'd all blame for their situation was locked in there with them.
Now, I am not saying that it turned into a bloodbath, but-
#oceangate#I am so sorry but the hatred I feel towards people who d rather spent ¼ of a million dollar to be dropped into the ocean in#what is pretty much a coffin#just less fancy and with a gaming controller#over paying 100% of thwir taxes#donating that money to charity#investing into resources for homeless people or ya know handing just a twnth of that to a family trying to figure out if they should pay the#the electricity bill or get groceries cuz god know they can't afford both#is massive.#I won't even pretend to care about them#even their familes made it very apparent that they don't
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