#dogbait

[bratlevel444]

femme with back tats>>>

[hooffuloftootsierolls]

[pinof]

the dogbaiting returns

[starlightphil]

New April Fools day theory just dropped: Dan and Phil post a photograph of them and a dog on April 1st and everyone freaks out. How dare they dogbait us! How dare they play with our fragile hearts! But sike! They have had this dog for weeks - no months - and were just waiting for us to be at our most high alert and vulnerable to reveal it. The dog is named Norman because they may be cruel but they are not particularly creative in the naming department (see every single Susan). The dog appears in literally every video from then on <3

[hoodiestrings]

I’ve always wondered why it has taken dnp so long to get a dog (or a cat). I know they’ve specifically talked about getting a dog for years, and I get they’ve done tours and stuff that keep them away from home for a while, but they have the money to have someone take care of a pet while they’re away. Maybe it’s just a me thing because I’ve always had pets and I can imagine ever not having one, but I feel like for as long as they’ve talked about getting a dog, they should have one by now

dogbaiting.

no but for real, i get where you're coming from. there are many reasons i can think of why they don't have a pet, but i would love for them to get a pet

send me anything

[elysianmoongeist]

Genuinely i think the brain has been trying to split for like three days but it seems to either have nothing to latch into or just forgot how to make something that’s not a fictive. f

[frantastically]

Sometimes im love u frances

I LOVE YOU TOO JAS.... i hope you enjoyed the posts about transformers porn.

[pinof]

phil followed @TheKennelClubUK on twitter and they followed both dnp 🥺🥺🥺

🤧

[lissaremade]

dogbait replied to your photoset: aesthetic for class today: casual mage

GEt oFF THE TUB pATSY

I DONT HAVE A LONG MIRROR OK BUT I NEED TO TAKE OUTFIT SELFIES

[euphanisms]

phil i stg if u don’t Get A Dog this year i’m calling the police

[napuleh]

BECAUSE YOU WORK AT SUBWAY

[freckliedan]

to be entirely clear i'd rather they go on tour and get a cat afterwards but they're reinitiating dogbaiting so

predicting a dog. & liveshows coming back

[omgthisisnotmyrealaccount]

look okay, dan and phil are either going to have to get a dog or literally never mention the word dog ever again because at this point its just cruel

[freckliedan]

just to be clear i am still logged out for school but i do also still think that dan and phil are planning on getting married soon and are currently in the process of moving and that they’re both kinda gendery and no i will not be taking criticism on my posts,

[manchestereyes]

actual footage of #phanwedding

[girlashfur]

ashfur : i fucking hate you. you took everything from me. you ruined my life. you're the worst cat i've ever met. some day i'm going to get revenge. i'm going to make you suffer. i'm going to slit your throat and use you as dogbait just like your father did to my mother

brambleclaw : awwww lol. you're so cute when you're angry babe. get back to bed our nest is getting cold

ashbramble but ashfur continously tells brambleclaw how much he hates him and attempts to assassinate him several times however brambleclaw is completely oblivious and thinks ashfurs "teasing and messing around" is "adorable"