#dog wife

[aerohail]

[secondoftheeleven]

there will never be a day i will be content while also knowing dottochi isn’t as popular as it should be

again most of the genshin fandom fucking hates the rest of the fatui besides tartag and they also don’t read lore for shit or really care about anything ever but i digress.

i mean the first time dottore was even mentioned in game by another character was tartaglia in the SQ where he went into dottore’s old ruin guard factory, teucer loves ruin guards, they also have opposing color schemes with the blue/orange (some red), and tartag has been to the abyss and learned the sparkle magic princess monster transformation in there (which we know dottore is interested in the abyss)

but somehow the ginger fag hasn’t met him yet. i will continue to believe this is a lie.

telling me that old fuck had a bunch of clones and ginger fag never saw him or the clones once? they’re both connected through pantalone lore wise and they just never ran into each other on accident? in what world has amber seen blue hair and pronouns guy but ginger fag supposedly hasn’t

[derpduck99]

If you were a dog, and you had a dog wife, would it be socially acceptable to call her a bitch?

Like if you were a dog wife, would you get offended if your dog husband walked up to you and said "Hey bitch! Got a bone for me?"

[canisalbus]

Trying to figure out modern Ludovica.

[duckysprouts]

if you were at your worst, if you’re a villain or a screwup or whatever, there is a goth man dressed as a giant bat who keeps coming after you, bothering you. he sabotages your journey of self destruction over and over. ur ready to give up but he won’t let you. you think, today he won’t come. today he will give up on me too. he never does.

[catjest3r]

dog looked very pretty playing her games last night

[ dog / her ]

[treeguzzler]

was up at 4am thinking about megumi🗣️

look me in the eyes and tell me that megumi doesn’t get jealous when he sees you on his bed, body in his shirt (which you look absolutely stunning in), wrapped all snug in his blanket…

… cuddling with his divine dogs.

megumi isn’t normally a jealous person— why would he need to be jealous when he’s got you by his side?

but the way your high pitched giggles filled the room’s atmosphere, paired with the two divine dogs on each side of you, stirs something in him. yeah, sure, it’s a heart squeezing (in a good way) sight to behold— a sight that megumi would take in bit-by-bit, savoring it— it takes every centimeter, no, every nanometer of his being not to keel over, clutching his left chest in pure adoration of his partner and cooing at the sight. he’d be a sinner to even think that the glorious sight in front of him didn’t make him want to drop to his knees and worship your very being.

but a sinner he shall be.

his girl, his girl, the very woman he devoted his heart, soul and very being to every second he was breathing, was currently busy showering his shikigami with love, honeyed coos and words along the lines of “good doggies!” spilling out of her mouth while said ‘doggies’ were slobbering her cheeks with drool. (why did he even summon his divine dogs again?)

though he too, did adore (once again, something he wouldn’t say out loud) his divine dogs, he couldn’t help but feel like he should have let them be destroyed by a curse in a mission. (intrusive thoughts)

sure, they were his shikigami. with a flick of a finger could he have them be gone from sight, leaving all your attention to be focused onto him. but for some odd reason, he couldn’t bring himself to do that. it wasn’t because he loved you (believe me, he does, and would continue to do so even if the sky were to fall and the ground give way to the curses), but it was because he felt… what was the word now? domestic? he didn’t know how to properly phrase what he was thinking about at the moment, having not felt this feeling for majority of his childhood. there was only a subtle gnawing feeling in his chest, but not the bad type of feeling. (it might not make sense but) it was the type of feeling that whispered in his ear:

she’s the one.

as megumi’s usually sharp gaze softened into something much more fonder (he looked at you as if you just went to outer space and picked out a star to bring back for him because he said stars were pretty), he really couldn’t help but wonder what he had truly done to deserve such an adorable sight to be put in front if his eyes.

damn, should he just wife you up the second you both reach the legal age?

“h-hey! ‘gumi c’mere and cuddle! they want you too!”

“huh? oh yeah coming…”

oh how megumi wishes he could wife you up right at that moment.

[te4k3ttle]

Is this loss

[jeanivere]

john marston redraw of some doodle i made a year ago

old art below cut

i made him greasier lol

[iztea]

[c0riiander]

my wife

[aerohail]

[secondoftheeleven]

i need someone to draw tartag in the exact frost operative outfit with the exact hairstyle. (with maybe some foul legacy aspects or even really depressed beta tartaglia)

[dangans-ur-ronpas]

happy pride month

[renguro]

[mayakern]

our dog is getting an internal parasite test today so we have to keep his poop to give to the test and my wife, who is currently walking the boy, just sent me this