treeguzzler
treeguzzler
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treeguzzler · 2 months ago
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i hv stuff cooking up but i did it all on paper so its either i type it out on my phone or i type it out on my laptop🥀
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treeguzzler · 4 months ago
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hi hello bllk fandom is it true that nagi got locked off
are we seeing the unseeable is my king actually gna work at mcdonalds now💔
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treeguzzler · 4 months ago
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OMGOMG THIS FEELS LIKE A FEVER DREAM I HAVE LUOCHA I REPEAT I HAVE LUOCHA THIS FEELS SO GOOD IM SO HAPPY IVE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS DAY I FINALLY HAVE HIM IN MY HANDS I CANT DESCRIBE HOW HAPPY I AM.
(i accidentally warped on the standard and got e1 himeko💔 it shouldve been gepard i tell you it shouldve been gepard.)
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treeguzzler · 4 months ago
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i just saw my friend's instagram story and lo n behold they have jiaoqiu. they won their 50/50. i am stuck tablet-less because i have exams coming up and i am 99.9% sure that by the time my exams finish, 3.3 will be out. i cannot form words to describe my despair. i am physically unable to cry because i am saving those tears for when i complete the new parts of the amphoreus quest. i am in agony. i am in pain. i do not simply "want" this man, i N E E D him.
ugh. (anaxa x me when??)
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treeguzzler · 4 months ago
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phainon did NOT know where the 10th thoracic vertabra was located
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treeguzzler · 6 months ago
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omgokgomgomg aglaeas here shes so majestic im not kidding
like look at this beauty
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shes so hot n for who
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treeguzzler · 6 months ago
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caelus dum dig in trash
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treeguzzler · 6 months ago
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hi guys ihope this is a safe space to say that i love sae itoshi i have cuteness aggression towards him hes so yumyumyum i just wanna omnomnom him hes so idgaf and im all in for it awooosjskkabark
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happy cny btw 新年快樂 :)
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treeguzzler · 6 months ago
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i just checked the notes for my megumi drabble lol
theres someone rlly good at writing(?) smaus that liked the post im screaming and crying my dream come true lol i love their smaus i inhale those posts everytime they post shajjlaka
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treeguzzler · 7 months ago
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i’m genuinely going to crash out ratio in amphoreus was a bug and the devs patched it :(
this is one of the only bugs that shouldn’t be patched up change my mind
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treeguzzler · 8 months ago
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was up at 4am thinking about megumi🗣️
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look me in the eyes and tell me that megumi doesn’t get jealous when he sees you on his bed, body in his shirt (which you look absolutely stunning in), wrapped all snug in his blanket…
… cuddling with his divine dogs.
megumi isn’t normally a jealous person— why would he need to be jealous when he’s got you by his side?
but the way your high pitched giggles filled the room’s atmosphere, paired with the two divine dogs on each side of you, stirs something in him. yeah, sure, it’s a heart squeezing (in a good way) sight to behold— a sight that megumi would take in bit-by-bit, savoring it— it takes every centimeter, no, every nanometer of his being not to keel over, clutching his left chest in pure adoration of his partner and cooing at the sight. he’d be a sinner to even think that the glorious sight in front of him didn’t make him want to drop to his knees and worship your very being.
but a sinner he shall be.
his girl, his girl, the very woman he devoted his heart, soul and very being to every second he was breathing, was currently busy showering his shikigami with love, honeyed coos and words along the lines of “good doggies!” spilling out of her mouth while said ‘doggies’ were slobbering her cheeks with drool. (why did he even summon his divine dogs again?)
though he too, did adore (once again, something he wouldn’t say out loud) his divine dogs, he couldn’t help but feel like he should have let them be destroyed by a curse in a mission. (intrusive thoughts)
sure, they were his shikigami. with a flick of a finger could he have them be gone from sight, leaving all your attention to be focused onto him. but for some odd reason, he couldn’t bring himself to do that. it wasn’t because he loved you (believe me, he does, and would continue to do so even if the sky were to fall and the ground give way to the curses), but it was because he felt… what was the word now? domestic? he didn’t know how to properly phrase what he was thinking about at the moment, having not felt this feeling for majority of his childhood. there was only a subtle gnawing feeling in his chest, but not the bad type of feeling. (it might not make sense but) it was the type of feeling that whispered in his ear:
she’s the one.
as megumi’s usually sharp gaze softened into something much more fonder (he looked at you as if you just went to outer space and picked out a star to bring back for him because he said stars were pretty), he really couldn’t help but wonder what he had truly done to deserve such an adorable sight to be put in front if his eyes.
damn, should he just wife you up the second you both reach the legal age?
“h-hey! ‘gumi c’mere and cuddle! they want you too!”
“huh? oh yeah coming…”
oh how megumi wishes he could wife you up right at that moment.
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treeguzzler · 8 months ago
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cant let gang know i write 😓
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(please send requests even if its for fun i just want to see what people can come up with)
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treeguzzler · 8 months ago
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i love megumi
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megumi who doesn’t know how to use his words to show his adoration and love towards you because he wasn’t really shown that stuff while growing up.
megumi who (to me) has physical touch as his love language.
MEGUMI who DEFINITELY yearns for your touch behind closed doors. the moment you shut the door for your dorm, he’s onto you like a cat chasing a laser. i can see him wrapping his arms around your waist, beckoning you to follow him to bed. he’ll bury his head in the crook of your neck and maybe, just maybe, sneak a few open mouthed kisses on your pulse. he’s definitely one of those guys that inhale your scent or whatever they can smell of you like a suffocating man. he just can’t get enough of you and your oh so sweet sweet smell, regardless of whether you’ve showered. and don’t forget, i never mentioned that you locked the door. in between his kisses and your fingers running through his hair and some back scratches, time passes really fast, and it’s time for dinner. nobara and yuji tried megumi’s dorm, but no one answered, despite the continuous knocking and ‘fushiguro!’s. i know they got worried and definitely ran to your room, swinging the door open and asking whether you’ve seen your boyfriend around.
“hey, fushiguro’s gone and- OHHH KUGISAKI IT’S HAPPENING”
“what’s happen- OHMYGOD ITADORI IT’S HAPPENING”
“get out.”
“oh c’mon fushiguro, don’t be sour about it”
“YEAH WE’LL SUPPORT BOTH OF YOU NO MATTER WHAT-”
“out if my room now.”
after some playful (not really) banter between the three of them (and the two getting the hint to leave you love birds alone), you're laying on your bed giggling about your sweet and adorable boyfriend while he's pouting in the crook of your neck, the tip of his ears completely red, arms definitely wrapped tighter around your waist. oh and you both definitely remembered to lock the door before your cuddle sessions after this encounter (not really).
just megumi fushiguro who absolutely loves, adores you with all his heart and soul, and wants to show it to you as much as possible, even if he can’t use his words to ^^
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