#dog teeth care

[froggydraws]

hello may I interest you in my marinette dupain cheng propoganda

[mail-me-a-snail]

(deliriously) if medic gave himself dog teeth i would be willing to help him test those out. for science. and such.

[rottengurlz]

try to be gentle when you are ripping me apart 🔪

w/ @kashisun

[everchased]

HELLO I LOVE YOUR HALF ORC TAV, I havent seen many fellow half-orc tavs!! Tusk gang high five!!

Very important question: how do you think Aatarion and a Half-Orc Tav would kiss? 🤔 it be a very teethy situation with so many fangs and tusks

ahaha thank you!! <3

to me, they have a fine time with it as long as their mouths stay closed. astarion's fangs probably aren't any more in the way for a half-orc than they are for other races. they're not too big, and he's practiced.

i think deeper open-mouth kissing is the real danger because that's when the risk of catching lips and knocking teeth really happens and boy those tusks sure are. just in the way.

imo a little bit of teeth bumping if they forget themselves is cute, it's untapped potential to get teased by the vampire for being too eager. but i also think it's possible to avoid IF they pay attention. :)c

here i have an example of a successful smooch excuse the blood

[silvernyxa]

the unconditional love of dogs

[sweepingboy]

"mu qing is hit with sex pollen and Feng Xin is there to fuck him" WRONG

MU QING IS HIT WITH SEX POLLEN AND SUMMONS FENG XIN TO TAKE CARE OF HIS BODY BECAUSE HE WOULD HIT HIMSELF IN THE HEAD TO AVOID BEING FORCED TO SLEEP WITH ANYONE AND LIE THERE UNCONSCIOUS AND HE TRUSTS FENG XIN WITH HIS LIFE AND CULTIVATION BECAUSE HE KNOWS HE WOULD NEVER TAKE ADVANTAGE OF HIM

[castielsprostate]

if i had a nickel for every time 3 ex-buzzfeed members that started their own youtube channel continuing what they did back there on a couch after a massive controversy of their own doing, i would have 2 nickels! which isn't a lot but. it's weird that it happened twice

[abirddogmoment]

sillies beget sillies enrichment idea #6

goal: be silly with your dog and create more moments of connection in your day

disclaimer: idk your dog so adjust or skip this game accordingly

activity: while you're brushing your teeth or putting on makeup, invite your dog into the bathroom and offer them things from your counter to sniff. show them your toothpaste tube, lotion bottles, hand soap, mascara tubes, etc. most dogs will try to take the first few items you offer, but gently remove it and show them something else. let them investigate each item as long as they want as long as they aren't putting it in their mouth.

tip: present each item as if it's something boring and don't jerk it away if they try to bite it. move slowly and calmly to encourage calm investigation. start with hard, relatively bite-proof items (anything metal, tube of mascara, hard bottle of lotion). don't show them anything inherently harmful or dangerous.

goal: your dog should be somewhat interested in what you're doing and showing them. your dog should stop trying to chomp at things and eventually start to investigate them more calmly.

[theborzoiarebackintown]

There’s a reason borzoi aren’t supposed to have prick ears

[grimalkinmessor]

Hi welcome to my very tired rant

[thegreatyin]

to elaborate on this concept (and continue my apparent trend of putting sketchy artwork under the cut):

big fucked up ouppy :)

[cowardlycowboys]

what's stronger? kid who needs to bite and rip and chew or desire for good teeth

[monarchamos]

since we now know that Chuuya was never a vampire, bu was just acting, i decided to edit some of the vampire!chuuya panels to make him look more human, in an attempt to see his real expressions!

[tea-time-terrier]

Paw-brush-treat-reward-repeat.

[goldkirk]

If anyone remembers all the dental work I needed done uhhhhhhh three years ago and never went back and ran away forever…I’m finally going back to a dentist on Thursday to restart the process and face my deep and utter abiding terror. And I also scheduled my COVID and flu vaccines for a couple hours later. And my psych appointment to restart meds.

I figured get it all done in one day, have my miserable immune reaction on Friday that I seem to always get with Moderna COVID shots, and then flee directly into the weekend and never be a person again except when I’m on and off crying. It’s going to be so kind to future me to get these things done and I can do it no matter how much I feel like I am constantly about to Actually Physically Die.

[oprescuewagon]

My submission for year of the OTP May 'pet acquisition'

Kakashi: you are coming home with me

Tenzo: not another one senpai