#dog job

[victusinveritas]

Dogs have had many jobs throughout history, in this case: Revenge.

[daylighteclipsed]

ENTRY LEVEL MEANS NO EXPERIENCE. IT MEANS NO PORTFOLIO OF RELEVANT SAMPLES. ENTRY LEVEL IS ENTRY LEVEL

[canisalbus]

✦ Freshly ordained ✦

[lolbitbutsus]

I just got a working interview for a pet boarding and grooming place!!

Next Wednesday at 10am and I'm probably going to stay all day

[conundrum-cat]

Posts this and scurries off

[lotus-pear]

horrendously late entry for @luneariann’s dtiys!! congrats on one million ely i’m so proud of you <3

[sabh0]

Atp im just drawing some ''Chuuya and the people that care about him" series or smth

[i-eat-mold]

[lushrue]

something something johnny being a giant showoff (nsfw, 18+)

will come home all sweaty from the gym, the length of his mohawk stuck to his forehead. he doesn’t hit the showers first, though. no, he comes straight to you and shoves his fat fucking bicep in your face. “hit a new PR today, bonnie. like wha’ ya see?”

tells you all about the shit he blows up on missions. he doesn’t really care if it’s all super classified and everything, he wants you to know just how impressive your man is. gotta make sure you know you’ve got a capable defender. always makes himself sound like james bloody bond. “ya shoulda seen it! got there right in the nick o’ time, i did! and then, kaboom!”

milks as many orgasms as he can from you when you fuck. he’s not satisfied until you’ve cum on everything he can give you. tongue, fingers, cock. he wants it all, wants you to be drunk off the pleasure only he can give you. licks the tears from your cheeks when you cry from overstimulation. “i know, lass, i know. johnny’s makin’ you feel so good, aye? you got one more in there, i know you do.”

loves to hear you babble about how big and thick he is when he’s plunging deep in your cunt. he hits all the right spots, tip nudging your cervix and making your back arch. he almost loses it when you tell him how much he’s stretching you out, how you can feel him low in your belly, carving himself a nice little space in your guts. “yeah, tha’s fuckin’ right. no one else can make you feel this good, no one else can fill up this tight fuckin’ pussy like i can.”

and you let him fill you up because you know, deep down, no one will ever compare to your johnny.

[dangans-ur-ronpas]

happy pride month

[venusaur-propaganda]

Drawing Venusaur with every Pokemon pt. Arcanine

[selunesfavouriteprincess]

mischaracterising Neve as the hypercompetent joyless one to her silly disaster partner is OUT understanding that Neve is a multidimensional character who is genuinely very playful, loves winding people up, forgets to eat and sleep when she’s invested in something, is considered an actual annoying menace by Mirathous elites, daydreams about starting up a shop with her friends, is really kind of pathetic (affectionate) when it comes to love and has the softest bleeding heart Tevinter has ever seen is IN

[canisalbus]

*carefully picks you up and peeks into your conch snail shell*

Ehm... Sorry to bother, but... Could we, maybe, possibly... see Vasco's wife and her lover pictured by your hand? Sorry again, thank you for listening. Take care.

*delicately lays you back into the water to prevent any stress or dehydration*

Unfortunately I don't have her lover figured out yet, but I think Ludovica looks something like this:

[realstrap]

10/14/2024

My partner @800-dick-pics needs their medication, c19 has left me without a paycheck this week, and cf efforts have come up short unfortunately.

Without their medication my partner is prone to seizures and intense bouts of chronic pain especially with the days getting colder, They've been without for the past 36 hours so this is an emergency!!

$150 needed by today preferably, anything helps !!

CA: $lezsalt or $sleepyhen

Vm: wildwotko

Dm 4 P@ypal

[onenicebugperday]

What if I quit my jobs and just post bugs all day long

[lotus-pear]

hngghh domestic......