#dog bathe

[opawz]

OPAWZ Pet Bathing System Dog Bathing Demonstration on Large Dog Breeds

To demonstrate the effectiveness of the OPAWZ Pet Bathing System that we are using for bathing dogs, here we will be conducting a half-bath on the dog, Taco, where one-half of his body will be washed by hand, and the other half will be washed using the OPAWZ Pet Bathing System & OPAWZ Deep Cleanse Dog Shampoo.  This will allow us to compare the effectiveness of both methods of bathing and…

[ripe]

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[babyanimalgifs]

Puppy’s first bath 

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[king-the-pathetic]

Soggy ouppy

[chell-min]

summer fun

[jackdaw-kraai]

My dog, tremulous in the bathroom: I thought, nay, I was promised, by thy own tongue, that thou hath granted upon mine body and soul the blessing of hospitality. Hospitality, and all such things, as a proper master of the house ought!

Me, undressing in the bathroom doorway, trapping her in there: Still thy tongue.

My dog: Now mine eyes see truth, thy deception shed as thou now wouldst shed thy skins like the serpent thou art at heart!

Me, shutting the door, herding her further in: Silence. Thou knoweth not of which thy tongue speaks!

Dog: Fie! Fie to such rot! Thou wouldst ply me with treats and affection! Aye, thou wouldst hide thy poison heart behind sweetened words and games of fetch! But I see now thy decay laid bare, thy squamous and slime-slick core kin to all fish that rot in the sun!

Me, setting her in the bath: Enough! Enough of thy sharpened tongue! Enough of thy baseless wit! Thou shalt bathe and I shall be thy attendant, or by the gods of Winter and Frost I shall turn out that which is thine to the muck and rain of the world outside mine domain!

Dog: Fie! Curses upon thy wretched domain! Thou traitor! Thou sordid leper of filth and suffering! A plague upon thee! A plague upon thy house! A plague upon all thou holdeth dear!

Me: 'Tis soap. Soap, and smoking water, clean and true. Thy stinging barbs hath no truth before the eyes of the gods, thy curses impotent and weak. Now be silent, and cease thy struggles! 'Tis for thy own good.

Dog: Lies? Lies in front of thy gods? Thou knoweth no depth of depravity to which thee shan't sink. No torture thou wouldst withhold from the ravenous maws of thy heathen gods! Fie and curses upon thee, and the ghastly feverings that thou speaketh!

Me: Thou art sick!

Dog: Lies!

Me: Canst thou not feel the filth upon thy skin? The plague hidden within thy mane? Thou wouldst make me a leper, but thy pelt is as filthy as thy words! Aye, and thy tongue too!

Dog: Cease thy lies! There is no filth upon mine pelt! No illness upon mine skin! Thou condemneth me to such tortures over flights of fancy that hold no more water than thy traitorous hands!

Me, cupping water over her head: Enough water to count true.

Dog, squirming in my grasp: Help! Help! This demon hath lost their senses! Och, stranger! Och, passing soul! I beg thee for thy aid!

My sister holding her wrapped up in a towel burrito: Aww. Are we shaking waking? Are we a wittle cutie? Let's go dry off downstairs!

Dog: Aye, maiden, blessings upon thee and thine! And thou demon! Fie! Curses upon thee! Pray we never meet again, or thou shalt feel mine wrath!

Me, still wet and filthy, but victorious: Aye. And I pray, old friend, one day thou shalt realize I never did or bid thee any harm.

[canisalbus]

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[thechekhov]

Not to be dramatic but please don't let tiktok convince you that your indoor, couch-potato dog needs a bath every day or even every other day.

The amount of videos I see of people bathing their dogs that suggest they're making this a part of some daily routine is giving me the vapors.

Unless your dog is rolling in manure, playing in the ocean, or rolling in dirt and then coming over to sleep on your couch DAILY, then they DO NOT NEED A DAILY BATH.

Over-bathing your dog CAN actually damage most coats. They will not benefit from constant shampooing and washing. Just let them live. Brushing and de-tangling long coats has WAY more benefits and way more dogs need to be brushed daily than bathed daily.

[radiance1]

De-aged Mothboy Dannyo.

Except this time, he isn't in Jump City and Killer Moth is sadly not his kidnapper turned parent.

Instead, he's in Gotham.

He doesn't really do anything in the City of Crime. To everyone else, he's just a street kid who was unfortunate enough to be abandoned because of his meta status.

Danny's little home is literally a dumpster in an abandoned alleyway that he cleared out of all the trash. He has a mat that he uses as a makeshift bed, and a corner where he stores all his pretty little marbles he gets from dumpster diving, as well as an old backpack he found somewhere to hold all his other stuff.

He did use another Dumpster to expand his little home though, he doesn't know what he'll do with all the extra space really, but he'll find a use for it, probably.

The use was pulling in a bunch of other soft (enough) mats that he managed to find, filling the extra space with all of that, and then laying down on all of it in joy.

How did he make said Dumpster extra space? Simple, he just tore off one of the walls, and stuck them together with a drill and a few nails he managed to buy with his limited amount of money.

Danny... doesn't remember a whole lot. He remembers red, people in white, people who he thinks he knew laying so still. He doesn't try to remember any more than that, it usually hurts.

So, he's just one little kid trying to live his life in the City of Crime. He usually tries to stay away from any gang-controlled area, he couldn't do it all of the time, but he managed good enough. He meets some other street kids, and tries to make friends, but they aren't very receptive to his efforts.

So what does he do?

Bribery!

He has enough money to buy some snacks and stuff, and he does pay for it, no matter how cashier looks at him as if he were going to steal something, to be fair she does that to everyone but still! He's a law-abiding street kid!

Bribery worked very well! The first few times it wasn't anything too special, but after that, they decided that he was one of them now! They tell him stuff about the various gangs and stuff, which ones to avoid, and which area to not go towards because of one incident or another.

They also helped him that one time when he was chased by some really mean people who wanted to take him somewhere and apparently sell him? He didn't wanna hurt them, so he was trying to lose them and go back home, so that he could then get off those weird cuff thingies they put on his lower set of arms that made him feel a strange disconnect for some reason.

So he was running, didn't expect for one of them to have a gun, tried to evade the bullets, one hit him in the leg, then another in his other one, and he hit the pavement. Then they caught up and put some cloth to his face and he started to feel loopy and really tired.

Before he fell unconscious, he heard a loud smack. Then he was woke up to his friends, those weird cuffs gone, his legs having been bandaged and a really nice bed.

So he thanked his friends, and went back home. He gave them each their favorite snacks for their help!

About a month after that, he meets this really kind old guy that he helps carry stuff to his car, he took most of it, puffing out his chest and saying he's got this because he's really, really strong. Then the old guy invited him to come with him for a thank you dinner.

His friends told him not to accept any suspicious offers from strangers, but he helped the guy and he just wants to say thank you. Plus, food.

So he says yes.

He didn't know the old guy- no Alfred, had a giant mansion! His jaw-dropped, awestruck face practically showed what he felt. He then looked at himself, back at the mansion, and almost didn't wanna step in because he's afraid he might dirty it, before being gently pushed inside by Alfred.

[questionableadvice]

~ Colman's Bath Mustard, January 1920

"Let Mister Mustard prepare your bath." It only takes two or three tablespoons in the bathwater and afterward you'll smell like a hot dog all day. Dogs will love you.

[fvedyetor]

colored doodle page

close ups under cut

[wistfulvulpine]

Gaius there's a weird lookin' dog outside (werewolf AU)

[sporecringe]

Cozy sweaters after a warm bath

[woolblossom-archive]

Bath time

[oldfarmhouse]

https://www.pinterest.com.

[obsob]

here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud!!

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