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i bring a "caesar's assassins mega-cringefailed if they were trying to get rid of tyranny and monarchies" vibe to the ides of march that literally nobody enjoys
#i say 'if' cause brutus of course minted a coin with his face on it. you know who does that? kings. were the liberator's intentions so noble#we need to be celebrating lucius junius brutus he was successful at getting rid of his monarchy. marcus junius brutus sucked at it and died#ides of march#the ides of march#lady normalgirl and her eunuch#tagamemnon#my doods#yes i do have to establish i have a classics degree every so often why do you ask#10k
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i think that "toriel is not a bad mom for staying up with sans and having a good time with him, she has no way of knowing what kris is going through beyond being a little aware they've been Off lately and they wouldn't tell her anyway most likely" and "kris is perfectly valid and allowed to be upset with toriel after they went through so much in the church dark world only to find out she'd been perfectly fine and was having a ball with a strange man they barely know" can coexist as ideas. like i don't think it's "toriel is an innocent martyr and kris is being vile to her" or "toriel is EVIL and ABUSIVE" i think there's nuance
#deltarune spoilers#deltarune#not tagging each character but idk it just bothers me to see one take or the other said fully vehemently#or just like the details of the situation not looked at bc yes it does suck. i also dont think its a moral reflection on toriel really?#shrugs
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Sneeze White Boy Sneeze!
aka- me projecting my terrible terrible allergies onto isa in order to cope. He's sneezabeau now.
#in stars and time#isat#isat isabeau#isabeau#sneezabeau#in case anyone is wondering: yes i have experienced all of these personally. they all suck.#and only the ''sneezing so loud a guy across the country can hear you'' is even slightly exaggerated#isabeau has dad sneezes. i think euphrasie also does but this isn't about her right now#allergies
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birds all sing as if they knew
#if i had a nickel for every fan comic I’d drawn about people getting ready for a wedding I’d have two nickels#ronan lynch#adam parrish#greywarren spoilers#i mean sort of this is just thinking about the future#but wow they got engaged for real didn’t they… good for them….#gansey#richard campbell gansey iii#yes he DOES weep through the ceremony#in a way that starts out endearing and ends up a little frightening and he has to go breathe quietly in a corner somewhere after#its just. Ronan’s okay! he’s happy! Adam’s okay! he’s happy!#they’re adults and alive and getting married! thank god! oh thank god we all made it!#and of course a little in the everyone in this group of friends is a little in love with each other and now lines are more firmly drawn#high school sucked but there was something about it huh#kind of way#my art#the raven cycle#got really possessed by idea thought about it like 3 hours ago and here we are#pynch
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#when the boys have to stare at you as long as possible
#nosferatuedit#horroredit#Nosferatu 2024#Nosferatu#Orlok x Ellen x Thomas#Ellen Hutter#Thomas Hutter#Count Orlok#Ellen x Thomas#Orlok x Ellen#yes i will tag it with my throuple preferences#my gifs#anyway i haven't made gifs in forever and i hate how dark i had to make the first one#because i suck at coloring darker scenes but needed to attempt to make these go decently together#because it's harder to tell but Thomas does keep his eyes open into the kiss at first and then Orlok is all bug-eyed intense hunger stare#and my brain just quite liked the parallel#worst throuple ever and i love it
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I did a thing 😬

I missed out on Baltimore tour tickets, so when I found out the Masquerade NYC preview dates would include my birthday, I had to. It’s a compulsion, I know 😂
#masquerade nyc#immersive poto#personal#does it suck that so many people who would like to attend won’t be able to for many reasons? yes#will i apologize for what i do with my own money? no
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it is so hard being a veilguard enjoyer in this whimsiless anti-veilguard society
#everyone after that new article just dropped:#SO THATS WHY VEILGUARD SUCKED SO BAD I WAS SO RIGHT BEILGUARD WAS HORRIBLE IT DOESNT EXIST ONLY INQUISITON DOES#me after the new article dropped:#wow 😍 i can't believe they managed to make such an amazing game with so little time and so many hurdles 😍 i love veilguard 😍#no one come after me for having a different opinion than you it#it's literally not that fucking deep#yes i still have a lot of problems with veilguard but it is genuinely my favorite DA game#the combat >>>#also they made solas so much more fuckable and made a character who fit perfectly with him (cough rook cough cough)#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#veilguard positive
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something something blowjob after a paramedic!steb comes back after a long day at work currently in the works
#no im not projecting my fantasy of sucking off a healthcare worker what are you talking about#yes hes in uniform what does that matter#shhhh#steb arcane#steb x reader#steb arcane x reader#steb#steb smut#steb x reader smut#i feel like im going overboard with the tags but also if someone's blocked one tag i dont wanna jump them by forgoing it yk????#wtv I'll just die or something
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My first proper attempt at gouache plein air! I'm lucky to be able to get out to such beautiful places, this is a spot along a public footpath in Huttons Ambo (I did have to use my board as a nettle shield to get there, though.)
#sketch#plein air#gouache#the first time i tried was in my sketchbook#with no board and no chair#and it sucked haha#this time i used proper paper and i borrowed a little stool!#from the other painter in the village ;p#mal art#yes thats a sponge under some greaseproof paper in some vague attempt at a stay wet pallette#its not very good but it does stay wetter...#wibbles tho#my art#sketchbook#forgive me tagging it with that but i did stick it in my sketchbook
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9-1-1 is just riverdale to me all over again in that i don’t watch but i am constantly saying WHAT is happening in that show. why is there an angry bee invasion. why don’t the canon gay and the other one kiss already. what do you mean canon gay’s parents experimented on him
#9 1 1#911 show#911#911 abc#wait guys i know their names#eddie diaz#evan buckley#but they call him buck#so hes buck buckley#im so good at this#like mac mcdonald#wait i know their ship name#buddie#and allegedly its queerbait? idk all my destiel moots like them so basically yes#except 911 lone star has canon gays#so why not buddie#i think buck is in a canon relationship with a guy maybe called tommy#but i only hear hate about tommy. does tommy suck or do people just want buddie that bad#i have many questions#me irl#textpost#riverdale
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I think we should ban usamericans from having opinions on communism. This way conservatives couldn't use red scare era propaganda to justify why it's okay to charge an asmatic 5 million billion dollars per inhaler, and we would also get rid of the most annoying leftists on the internet. A win-win situation if you ask me
#if i see another person act like the soviet union only had minor drawbacks I'm gonna explode#the soviet fucking union girl...#like yes capitalism does suck ass. but don't act like political corruption and exploitation is entirely a capitalist issue#szolposting
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i havent drawn in a hot minute
achilles !
i need to do more designs
i need to practice designing in general because im not very good at doing that
#my art#achilles#iliad#tagamemnon#tsoa#yes i left that grey on purpose i hate coloring#why does tumblr suck the color out of it ?? i swear its less vibrant#i love you side profiles
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me trying to explain to someone that i wanna fuck eddie munson and not joseph quinn and no joseph quinn in a wig would not work i don’t want to fuck joseph quinn in a wig that’s not eddie munson and i wanna fuck EDDIE MUNSON like


#stranger things#stranger things fanfiction#eddie munson x reader#joseph quinn#eddie munson#the girls that get it get it#i would ruin that man’s life and he would thank me for it#yes joseph quinn PLAYS eddie but like. imagine. in romeo and juliet. does juliet wanna fuck leonardo di caprio? no. she wants to fuck romeo#portrayal ≠ existence#i need eddie munson to exist so i can climb him like a tree trunk and suck his soul out through his dick#anyway#minors do not interact#mdni#mars thoughts
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Puff the new webtoon layout sucks balls.
i'll have you know we had a great laugh about this during our last stream 💀😭😆
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#ask me anything#ama#anon ama#anon ask me anything#and yes it DOES suck balls#it's like watching an any% death speedrun
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honestly you can say anything about the ravens (and you'd be right to) but you can't say the concept of them isn't delicious. a group of collegiate athletes in their intimidating raven motifs and their black uniforms who are basically bred to become the best of the best in a bloodsport. the adrenaline rush of every game being a competition between yourself and your teammates. knowing you're not just gearing up towards court but following in the footsteps of the alumni before you. the parties and the victories and the mindless sex and the way everyone around you somehow seems to always be thinking the same thing as you are. you are never alone and you will never be again if you just do as we say. who knows the kind of relationships that can happen in a place like that?
#<- her ass would be easily sucked into a cult#BUT SERIOUSLY THEY FASCINATE ME. delicious as a concept#i think we as a fandom have a tendency to take the piss on them because theyre theatrical enough to be noticeable#and because neil himself does not respect them nor riko#but it is easy. i think. to lose sight of their humanity#of their morning classes and their college parties and their personhood beyond what the cult stripped from them#yes its fun sometimes to oversimplify the ravens#and they were terrible whenever they could#but i dont know. i dont know really where i was going with this. just musing i guess#its interesting to me#all for the game#aftg#kevin day#jean moreau#riko moriyama#the foxhole court
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you can simultaneously dislike your country and the CCP btw, you don't have to shill for one if you dislike the other js
#pls stop posting china propaganda pls pls pls i am begging my beloved mutuals. yes america suck. does not = china good ok? tysm#not everything you see is alphabet agency propaganda COMMUNISM JUST BE LIKE THAT SOMETIMES#feels bad for all those who fled communist countries only to arrive here where white upperclass westerners gloat that youre wrong akshully#fuck the ccp#free hong kong#hope you get out alive jimmy lai
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