#does this make sense to anybody

[anonymous-dentist]

See in a Pokémon au. Okay. Hear me out.

But in a Pokémon au, Cellbit is the type of guy who would’ve been a one-off villain in one of the movies. Not part of an evil team or anything, just some asshole bullying children and stuff.

He doesn’t have any Pokémon of his own because, to him, Pokémon are just accessories to one’s true, human strength. If you can’t win without some animal doing all the work for you, are you really strong?

But maybe after the protagonists, Pac and Mike, beat him using the Power of Friendship and stuff and leave him for dead on an island, Cell lies on a beach and he waits for death. He lost, he’s weak, he deserves the taste of his own medicine.

Instead, he ends up with a wild Espurr (linked for reference) accidentally blowing him and half the island up with its own psychic energy. So now it’s just him and this weird creepy little cat thing on a broken island. And, somehow, they bond, and Cell ends up bringing this weird little shit with him when he gets picked up by some passing fishermen.

Needless to say, they’re best friends immediately. Emotional support Espurr. He sticks it in a ball as soon as he gets one, and they’re partners, and he can’t be evil anymore, he guesses, because he needs to be a good influence on his new little buddy.

Funnily enough, he gets into Pokémon research. The guy who used to hate Pokémon wants to learn all about them and become an actual, legitimate Pokémon professor. Because it turns out they’re pretty cool when you aren’t, like, bullying them. And stuff.

[lorephobic]

cant stand other people talking about my blorbos. someone with the best intentions could be talking about my gay autist and i’ll get so irrationally mad when they blame something on him being gay when its actually the autisms fault

[fandommemequeen]

the gender energy from just the THOUGHT of sitting there on a summer afternoon, wearing my binder, shorts, and spamton button up (that i do not currently have) unbuttoned, enjoying a bomb pop, and listening to mal blum

[bacchuschucklefuck]

doing chibi is a good design exercise bc it forces u to think on shapes n essential details, essentially thumbnailing ur designs. its also a terrible design exercise bc it ends up looking cute no matter what

[lovecanbesostrange]

This is a shitpost for the lols, don't come at me. If you get it, you get it. Not pictured Charles Xavier and Cain Marco vs Cassandra Nova, because while other people had fun with Juggernaut on Krakoa, Charles wouldn't even sit with him, that jerk. :/

[yuudamari]

embarassing to see some people's reaction to the orv movie poster and name like its ruined everything forever and nobody understand orv more than they do.

Like if you cannot deal with the fact that you know this is going to be a bad adaptation you've failed step one me personally i cannot wait for The Prophet Omniscient Reader and how bad its going to be.

[starryybugs]

Your name is Cellbit, you are 15 years old, and there is a man staring at you while you eat his corpse raw. You can't look away until your comrade is blocking him from view and telling you to finish your food. He is the first of many, but you don't know that yet. His eyes follow you as you leave.

Your name is Cellbit, you are 18 years old, and the man you just killed is watching you taunt his friends with his body. You have no problems ignoring him, he's just one of many in the audience. You've stopped caring about what they think, it doesn't matter anymore. After all, who cares what the dead think?

Your name is Cellbit, you are 26 years old, and your stepson is asking where his brother is. You don't know what to say to him, and the other three children are suddenly paying attention to you again. It's the first time seeing ghosts has bothered you in nearly a decade, and you selfishly find yourself wishing you couldn't see them at all.

[urineluckpal2]

i think having a piss kink has made me appreciate experiencing relief in different ways. for example, tonight i spent a good amount of time outside in the cold and my feet were absolutely freezing. when i got back inside, the feeling of my feet warming back up and feeling good again felt so amazing (obviously not in a horny way, just in a satisfying way). another example is the feeling of finally getting in bed and going to sleep after being exhausted. eating after being really hungry. drinking after being really thirsty. finally getting a day off after working for several days in a row. idk, i feel like in a weird way, having a piss kink and experiencing how good it feels to hold it for such a long time and finally get relief when i pee has made me find and appreciate feelings of relief/satisfaction in other areas as well

[cobaltfluff]

happy crossover christmas to me !!! left: crossover / right: AU :3c

[anonymous-dentist]

Doied and ElQuackity are in a Situationship as of May 2023

qCellbit gets kidnapped and brainwashed and forced to work in a Federation lab. His lab partner is Doied, who starts catching feelings that he swears Cellbit reciprocates. ElQ isn’t too happy about this, but he’s too edgy to actually ask Doied out properly, so he can’t complain. But!

Cellbit breaks free of the brainwashing thanks to ElQ subtly and secretly swapping the Happy Pills out for sugar pills. Cellbit escapes, and Doied is crushed under the weight of watching his crush propose to goddamn Roier

ElQ, being a bastard, takes this opportunity to finally swoop in and be a bastard and ask Doied out. Doied agrees, deciding to put Cellbit behind him, and they enter a relationship

ElQ comes to the island properly for the elections and spends the entire time beefing with Cellbit for seemingly no reason, but it’s actually because he knows that Doied is still pining after Cellbit. Somehow

Doied decides that he likes ElQ better when they aren’t in a relationship, because he thinks ElQ us stupid and that he himself Doied 🤓👆is too good for him because they can’t have smart babies if one of them is a fucking dumbass

Doied and ElQ don’t break up before ElQ gets sent to Purgatory. And then ElQ doesn’t come back, and Doied assumes he’s dead. So he’s free to get with Cellbit now!

So Doied kidnaps Roier and mindswaps with him and stuff, all in pursuit of the only person he thinks can compete with him on an intellectual level. He gets to live Roier’s life with the husband he’s been dreaming of since May 2023, and it’s great for him!

And Cellbit has been part of this love triangle without knowing it this entire time

[camellcat]

hii idk why but the thought of fresh-faced professional scully being so scared she burst into her new extremely flirty but otherwise dismissive partner's motel room in nothing but a bathrobe and undergarments asking him to check her for strange markings before collapsing into him when he laughed at her and said they're just mosquito bites. do you think it killed her? just a bit? just enough that he was It that she realized she could never ever do this again with anyone else and now that she'd done this with him that was it? and lord help her if she ever did it again with him, nevermind anyone else. mortifying introduction. what a way to start out her new career with the fbi

anyways. just thinking about how scully wishes to be perceived and who she really is

[teddybeartoji]

o wait before i start posting any pics.. i was thinking that maybe.. you guys could help me liquify this gender some more by switching up what you call me.... DON'T GET ME WRONG I LOVE . LOVE LOVE LOVE WHEN YOU USE HE/HIM AND JUST OVERALL LIKE MORE MASC STUFF THAT'S SOOO MMMMMMMMMSO FUCKING GOOD like i don't get to feel that irl at all so it really does make me so happy but i've just been thinking abt TRYING to switch it up more yk? does this even make sense...... . hhhh anyway i might won't even like it and i'll want to just go back to hehim but i wanna try... JUST TO SWITCH IT UP.

[adhdo5]

When you part during the war he puts a hand he doesn't allow to tremble on your forearm and tells you I hope that we may meet again under better circumstances; you smile at him, and he smiles back, and you go from each other for another many, many months

Some years later the war is won and you are still trying to believe that one day you will forget what viscera feels like on your hands. You are in your bed with him as he says in a voice still hazy with the afterglow ah, a-Yao, look, we've met under better circumstances and you laugh for his sake

You had considered when you had parted ways whether to kiss him then, or to lean in suggestively at least and he would have kissed you himself, but before you had decided – much less pushed past the fear – he had turned his blushing face away

[amipasta]

jason, watching stephanie be fairly rational and down to earth: How have you, of all people, yet to go insane?

steph: Oh, that’s easy. Cass has yet to die in front of me. The second she does I’m becoming the Riddler 2

[moonyslesbian]

eddie in the ambulance next to a dying shannon telling her to "be silent" vs eddie shouting "talk to me! talk to me!" to buck when he was struck by lightning... hmmmm..... but i'm sure this means nothing...

[the-ferocious-kittyrose]

I was thinking earlier about how most sinners in Viv’s Hell, particularly in the main cast, are in Hell because they were killers in life, because obviously, murder isn’t the only thing that gets you sent to Hell, and I doubt it’s the most common. Hell is full of terrible people of all kinds, not just killers. Homophobes, misogynists, abusers, racists, rapists, fascists. The worst of the worst.

But she can’t actually show any of these people being humanized, bettering themselves, and getting redeemed, because people would accuse her of saying those things are forgivable, and down playing the issue.

Look at how people reacted to Killjoy saying something homophobic. They immediately claimed that it made the show itself homophobic, even though Killjoy is an antagonist who’s homophobia is directly implied to be one of the reasons she’s in Hell.

Murder is a, “safe,” sin for the show to give the characters, because no one watching the show has been murdered, and probably very few of them personally know anybody who’s been murdered, so they don’t feel the need to treat the subject with any respect. Murder is a truly horrific tragedy that destroys innocent lives, but in fiction it’s just sorta hand waved most of the time, because it’s so far outside of the realm of reality for most people that we’re sorta just comfortable with it.

So she sorta has to have most of them be murderers, because what else can she make them?

Like, the only member of the main cast of sinners that doesn’t seem to be a murderer is Husk, who so far has been implied to be in Hell because of his alcoholism and gambling addiction, and that’s something you have to be careful about because those are both real complicated disorders that real people struggle with, and you run the risk of demonizing them if you aren’t careful.

Even though we’re largely desensitized to murder in media, no one’s worried about demonizing murderers, or generalizing them as being evil.

So again, it’s just easy to slap em with the murderer label and call it a day.