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Rip MCD!Garroth you would’ve loved Royal Mail
#I was gonna make a USPS joke but then I remembered Andy is from the uk#does this joke make any sense at all??#it’s because Garroth would send letters by Raven all the time#in season 1 I mean#my post#Aphverse#aphmau#minecraft diaries#MCD#mcd garroth#garroth ro'meave
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So god created us in his image, right? And that’s cool and all but what if it turns out god, like, hates his own image??? What then????
#Yeah okay#I don’t even like this as much anymore#But whatever#He makes me insaneeeeer#literally nuts#Bg text is just a snippet from paradise lost because I thought it would look neat and like. Idk biblical symbolism ig#Whateverrrrrrr#How do you think he feels abt humans having red blood. Like.#Okay I know that with Jack he was really big on it#Like excited#But Jack was just some other guy who happened to have red blood#He created us and he created us wrong#And it just so happens we also have his fucked up awful mutant blood color?#Yeah okay sure#It’s gotta feel like one last slap in the face in the cosmic joke that is his existence#It is inescapable!!! You flow through their very being!!! You are a cancerous presence that has invaded their very veins!!!!#You are the force that keeps them alive as well as the thing that kills them in the end!#Does this make any sense actually. Let me know#Anyway yeah that’s all#Byeeeee#i might draw more Erivris later but idkkkkkkk#My ipad is getting replaced soon so I won’t have to steal my brother’s to draw anymore#So hopefully more art then#okayyyy bye 4real this time#homestuck#homestuck fanart#karkat vantas#homestuck karkat#art#digital art
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Dipper gets saddled with all of Bills stuff when he dies and suddenly its a role reversal with him trying to reincarnate Bill
I imagine pretty much everyone is upset by this turn of events, including (especially) Dipper! But yes, getting Bill Back would be his top priority, if only to offload all this junk back on his thoroughly irresponsible husband.
#answers#Turns out if you *have* any sense of responsibility there's a lot you feel you need to juggle#Meanwhile Bill has mastered not giving a shit about most things and in a weird way it works better than trying to manage it all#Dipper's absolutely making a total mess of things by feeling like he has to meddle and Organize stuff#Also funny to consider: if Bill 'dies' and is in that half-dead state and is in Theraprism#Time for Dipper to bust him out of there#Just think of Bill sitting in a group session screaming internally#Only to have his husband burst through the wall and break him out#NOTHING in the universe has been more romantic!!!! EVER!!!#Bill is swooning and not even as a joke this time#Truly he has Escaped a fate worse than actually dying forever#Dipper is happy to have his husband back but also a bit. Well Bill *does* need therapy#But sadly that wasn't the right environment for him so it'll have to be a Later Thing#An alternative to consider: In his pursuit of Resurrecting Bill Dipper becomes more Evil than Bill himself could ever make him#Bill would be SO MIFFED once he's back!!! What do you MEAN his presence keeps his husband moral??? That's stupid! And Ironic!#Just to add insult to the injury of actually dying
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Thinking about parallels between Ms. Beast and Tower. They're both the result of choosing to fight the princess and losing (no-knife and knife routes respectively), both have similarly boastful personalities and see you as beneath them (prey and a pet).
Something about how one becomes an animal and the other becomes a god, yet both transformations are equally dehumanizing.
#does this make any sense at all ajshgdajshdgas#am i stating the obvious. i might be stating the obvious#slay the princess#stp#stp beast#stp tower#like OK with Ms. Beast it's obvious. She's an animal. She operates on animal instinct#you can't really 'reason' with her because she's - in my opinion - not really acting out of malice#law of the jungle baby. You either die or get eaten#You can't reason with Tower either bc you are the coughing baby to her hydrogen bomb#she dgaf what you have to say. You brought a knife to a fistfight and you still lost. cmon man#Shifty says of ms beast that she's still fighting to devour you#and of tower (im always rotating this line in my mind)#she 'would not be able to mourn you'#both are kind of subjugated to their own natures (does that sentence make sense at all aksgdajhsd)#i guess you could totally argue the same for Witch but her behavior kind of strikes me as more driven by her emotions#instead of just being something she inherently is#anyway do you think the devs knew when creating Beast that they would potentially be making her the victim of endless mr beast jokes#or do you think they're blissfully unaware of who mr beast is
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Thinking about the dynamics between the 'good' and 'bad' sides in renegade nell.
Sofia ofc is obsessed with catching Nell, which starts as a quick action to cover for Thomas but then kind of spins out of control into a full obsession with finding her and killing her. Poynton is curious about Nell but only really in a way of trying to figure out how best he could use her to his advantage, either through figuring out how she got her strength or through Sofias obsession with her.
Meanwhile, Nell outwardly doesn't really give a shit about them throughout the show. Her focus is pretty only on keeping her sisters safe and finding out how to get past this whole bounty issue. Its a safe bet she hates Thomas, yknow on the whole account of him killing her father thing and then framing her for murder. Queen of repressed feelings honestly cause she doesn't really address it during the show, she hasn't got time to.
She does get to rant about Sofia though!! Though I get the impression she more just finds Sofia a nuisance. A big nuisance, on the account of trying to kill her with magic and all that, but its fustration she shows outwardly not hate. And I don't think Nell is really aware of Poynton until they figure out theres a plot against the Queen, literally meeting him for the first time as she tries to kill him. Nell even readily works with Sofia at the end, being really civil and almost nice all things considered.
Nell is the root of their problems, but the root of Nell's problems is just the whole system.
And then coupling this with the flip side, where Charles and Polly are infatuated with her. So many people have a lot of big feelings about Nell and she is just trying her best to sideline them for more important things. Like not being captured and protecting her family.
I would have loved to see how these dynamics would have changed in season 2 though. You could definitely feel Nell's feelings about Sofia switch from neutral annoyance to proper hatred in those last few scenes. Ahhhh
#she fr has that arospec thing going on where you can tell a friend has a crush on you#and ofc your not interested so instead youre just going to purposely ignore all flirting and redirect all advancements#like i know we like to joke about Nell being oblivious about Polly#but i would not be surprised if Nell just wanted to give her a shake like wtf u doing im busy but ofc is too polite#i love pollynell and nellfia but I also love aro nell a lot#does any of this make sense idk where it came from i just had thoughts#cause indifferent nell vs infatuation polly is hilarious#but also lowkey the same can be said for nellfia#its times like this that make me sad that this fandom isnt bigger cause man i need to see more peoples takes on this type of shit#renegade nell#nell jackson#sofia wilmot#earl of poynton
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i would like to say my ideal PJO adaptation (if i was being physically forced against my will to have to pick a live action adaptation over an animated one for some reason) would be a combo like writing of the musical + casting of the show + visuals of the movies
BUT the show actually does have the playwright for the musical as one of the major writers for like three episodes and that did nothing for it. so...
#pjo#riordanverse#pjo tv crit#i do love the casting for the musical lots and lots though#it was really good#i do also have some nitpicks for show casting but they're largely inconsequential#like majority i very much enjoy and think are cast well#i only have one i'd say im actually disappointed with and that's Poseidon. idk he just feels. bland??? does that make sense?#like idk maybe it's the costuming but im not getting Sea God *or* Fishing Dad from him#like i think i kinda see what they were going for and i saw some gifs of him in another show where he plays a pirate and its like#okay. *little* bit better. but idk im just not getting Poseidon from it#in general most of the immortals in the show dont feel very Immortal(tm) but thats definitely mostly just the writing/show itself#not any reflection of the casting#my only other two are i would have liked plus sized Clarisse. i am VERY sad we didnt get that#Dior is a VERY good Clarisse though so i'm not too upset about it. i like her Clarisse energy. the yelling is fantastic.#my most controversial pjo tv take is im still meh on Walker. like he's fine. but like he's kind of Just Fine to me so far#its probably mostly the writing being bad but he hasnt grown on me as Percy yet. i can tell he has the energy though in interviews n stuff#and the main trio dynamic in interviews and stuff is *very* good. i just wish the show writing was better#because the casting IS very good but they have so little to work with. you can really tell theyre trying their best#i like to joke the show would be better if they just set the cast loose in the woods doing in-character improv#like its clear basically all of them know their characters SUPER well. id watch 8 episodes of in the woods pjo cosplay improv.
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okay. this is regular information. everyone has talked about this in the fandom at least once or heard about it

I have seen like one or two people talk about this.

I've genuinely never seen anyone discuss his description vro. it's jus roasting him
but more importantly
WHY DOES EVERY MAIN WHOSE NAME HAS AN 'S' IN IT HAVE EMOTIONAL ISSUES
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#my post#I yap#dw#dandys world#dandy's world#oh boy#shelly dandys world#dandys world shelly#shelly dandy's world#dandy's world shelly#astro dandys world#dandys world astro#astro dandy's world#dandy's world astro#sprout dandys world#because really. a total of one or two people have talked about astro's description at least#BUT LIKE#sprout just gets emo jokes--#but the last part of his description makes sense because if you read all his elevator interactions you'll find something#which is that the only toons he seems to show any kind of affection towards is cosmo and ginger.#every other conversation is either neutral or declining or accepting an offer (teagan#shelly) or keeping someone in check. and the only conversation he has is the one about dandy with vee#our boy does NOT have friends vro...#but it does help to understand why a lot of people mischaractarise shipping cosmo and sprout#because in-game he did use to be the only toon he was actually friendly/affectionate towards. that doesn't necessarily mean he doesn't like#anyone else just that either he's not friends with anyone else or he's really really bad at showing it#anyway yapfest over! cries in 30 tags already
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Reporter asked if they were an ****item*****
#TOOK AN HOUR BREAK OFF HW BC THE ANIMATION ITCH WAS STRONG AND THIS CRACKSHIP IS SO FUNNY TO ME#EVERYONES TAGS ABT THESE GUYS HAVE BEEN MAKING ME LOSE IT#SLAY SHIPPING#?????#C R Y IN G#I STILL DUNNO HOW TUMBLR ETTIQUITE QORKS SO IDK HOW TO RESPOND TO EVERYO E BUT I HOPE Y ALL KNOW#I SEE EVERYTHING AND I THINK YOURE FUNNY AS FRICK#ANYWAY ENJOY THIS#ok ok genuine thoughts abt them tho#clay is still recovering but i think. as he gets better over time his old sense of humor returns#and he can be a little more lighthearted in the same way i#an ace person#can flirt stupidly with my other ace friends#bc i know They know its a joke and we all respect each others boundaries in the process and know it Wont get taken too far#but the joke still is there#u feel#does that make any sense#anyway clay is one of the 2 ppl in the world who have ever seen simon crack a joke#and nobody will ever believe clay ever#the other person is a sweet lady named cass#not even ethan has seen it and she cant tell is clay is lying or not when he INSISTS simon has some of the best comedic timing ever#THEM. GRIPS THEN#I GOT SO ATTACHED TO THIS THROWAWAY CROSSOVER GOSH D A N G IT#earth day/sing#clay calloway#simon hardy#my animations lol#my art lol#animation#please read An Item like tulip from storks btw
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hey boy is your name stanley cause i wanna cup you
for my most beloved @leapyeap
#daniel ricciardo#THIS IS JUST AN EXCUSE TO WISH JESS HAPPY BIRTHDAY#i combined two things she likes: hockey and daniel#ANYWAY EVERYBODY SAY HAPPY BIRTHDAY JESS NOW#jessica ily i love all our dumb inside jokes and when you listen to me be evil nadia and our various stupid unjustifiable grudges#and i just love you my first f1 bud my first tumblr mutual meeting ur my girl for realllll#MWAH KISS#does that pun make any sense? no but i don't know anything about hockey sooooooo#nadia's things
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tugoffelees is so much better when it's unrequited and i will die on this hill
#tugger is such a stereotypical ladies man fuckboy it just makes sense for him to have an embarrassing dorky crush#on his quiet aloof uninterested little twink friend of all people#and like. EVERYONE can tell. EVERYONE knows about it it's so fucking obvious#but tugger of course will die before he admits it and tries (and fails) to brush it off with a joke every time it comes up in conversation#meanwhile misto is like. does he know ?? is he oblivious ?? does he just not care either way ???? no one can tell#but either way tugger is fucking PINING and he WILL be staring longingly at misto nearly any given moment#he really plays up his persona with the girls to distract himself but the entire time he's glancing over to see if misto is watching him#(he is not. bro doesn't even notice tugger's attention seeking any more than munkustrap or the older cats do)#and it's not because misto doesn't like tugger or care about him they're clearly good friends#but i just don't imagine misto being interested in crushes or relationships at all. he's so aroace to me#i like to imagine that he and tugger have a special connection and misto is a lot more open with him than most other people#but tugger wants more SO BAD and knows that misto isn't the kind of guy to be interested at all so he just tries to bottle it up#cats the musical#tugoffelees
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any time u say ralsei is cute or sweet or whatever ur playing right into his trap btw. not ralsei’s trap, toby’s
#this is not me saying ralsei is evil btw he is not. at least i dont think so. though he certainly is hiding something#but i mean specifically in the sense that i think toby very intentionally crafted ralsei to be a character that the player would latch onto#and really love. so that they will make choices that most strongly show off their love for him like making kris hug him and compliment him#and thats the catch. is that its not us doing these things with him - we are making KRIS who does not seem to be too fond of ralsei do them#almost paralleling this fondness that many players have for ralsei is the fondness/reverence that he seems to hold for US#and good lord do i find that fucking interesting#in any other media ''[character] loves you fans just as much as you love them!'' would be cute#but here im just like DAYUM WE'RE BOTH PARASOCIAL!#ralsei and the player trying to smooch each other while poor kris is in the middle of all this#im joking but this really is so fascinating to me. that there is this almost mutual sort of love between ralsei and players who like him#and the only way players can express that love is via an unwilling kris#and ralsei is possibly aware of that distinction and fully goes along with it KNOWING KRIS IS NOT OK WITH THIS bcuz he holds the player in#higher regard. oohghgughguhhhohoho#i hope this made any sort of sense i hadnt considered the player's side of things when it came to this before but now that i have#ough#serena.txt#deltarune#infizero.analysis
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Realising that I might‘ve simply been having a desire for general physical and emotional closeness and never actual romantic feelings for/ crushes on people before… what does that even MEAN????? Does that even make sense?? I‘m spiralling a bit right now hhhhhah haha
#my shit#like…#i dont even know how to explain it at all but like what i always wanted was like someone to cuddle with and not a partner partner#IM NOT EVEN MAKING SENSE I WANNA CRY WHAT DOES ANY OF THIS MEAN UEUEUEUEUEUEUE#(having the urge to make a ‚gonna kms‘ joke but it wouldnt be a joke and it’s insensitive so I‘ll just#draw my OCs or smth idk how do I never crave affection from anyone ever again)
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Actually ok the oc chart is making me think about the crossover I'm cooking up and ok. Ok. Samus Aran and Stanford Pines are like two people on weird opposite yet similar sides of the character alignment. They're in a diagonal line on that chart thing. Samus is more of a creature than a human but she's got slightly more optimism even if she thinks she doesn't. Ford is more of a bastard, and that doesn't make him a bad person, just a person who's made bad decisions.
And man. They both have a martyr complex don't they? Or at least they do at one specific time (Samus "I have to send them to oblivion. Them, the station, and myself, if I have to" Aran vs Stanford "I brought him into this dimension, and I'll take him out. If it's the last thing I do" Pines. Oh no. Oh my gosh. Do you see it. Do you see why my brain picked Ford as my favorite because apparently being a Metroid fan for 10 years does that to you.
And neither of them can really afford to form friendships can they? At least with Ford pre-series finale (this post is thinking in terms of Portal Ford). Ford can't, won't let himself be tricked again, so why trust anyone. Why give them the chance? Meanwhile, Samus can certainly trust people (though certain big space governments are proving very suspicious as of Dread), but is she willing to get close to someone at the risk of endangering them?? Does she want to risk getting another person killed? Is it worth being the survivor of another story if it means that everyone else she cares about is gone?
This isn't even a ship thing. I'm not even shipping them, I think they'd be friends but DO YOU SEE THE CONNECTIONS OUGH
Anyway back to being normal on... well, this is a sideblog. Normal on sideblog. Mmhmm :]
#metroid#gravity falls#samus aran#stanford pines#ford pines#voltoise rambles#it's 5:30 am does any of this make sense#they are also very aroace spectrum to me#very demiro of both of them. the headcanons are more specific beyond that#also i think samus being able to scan everything in metroid is equivalent to ford “I'm gonna write about hugging this plaidypus” pines#neurodivergency. do you see it chat#i think ford's officially my second favorite character of all time??#i was gonna say rip goro akechi but he's been in third so he just scoots to fourth#now agent 4. she's in third now.#anyway i should go to sleep wuh oh#blorbos from my shows#and uh#blorbos from my games#yeah#gonna write that crossover someday. maybe.#doodle it more. yeah.#i did accidentally make two metroid gf crackships with this crossover tho#and neither involve samus!#ones a joke. the other. i don't know if it's a joke.#i call it hexadecimal have fun figuring THAT out#to the three enjoyers of both metroid AND gravity falls out there#i hope you find this
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Horti-cultural differences (Patreon)
#Doodles#SCII#NEJ#Captain Sterling#All NEJ this time around! Well and Sterling but he's always invited lol being Captain has some advantages#I feel like when I first made NEJ I tried to make something similar to that first image but couldn't manage it? :0 I don't really rememeber#I'm not finding any indication of such so I must've just thought about it really hard lol - technically I didn't successfully draw it! Lol#Happy it exists now tho :D#NEJ loves his plants <3 I mean that was part of why he was exiled lol - not for anything indecent he just likes plants more than other VUX#He's more of a romantic in that sense lol#But now he gets to spend all his time around plants! And ZEX doesn't have to worry about vetting for safe environments/food! Win-win!#He's also pro-ZEX so that didn't help his case - he doesn't hate humans but he doesn't like them either#Although he can only deal with VUX about double what he can with humans haha poor lad#He's got some mild-ish scopophobia and general dislike of social interactions - he was shunned for a while before getting the boot#But now he's got a job with plants he loves and a tinted-lense mask that helps soothe him! Got it made in the sun ♪#He does still get picked on tho haha <3 Spending all that time alone has corroded what little social skills he had to begin with#Jokes are definitely not his forte but he tries he's a good lad :)#Would VUX even breathe CO2 would them talking to an Earthen plant do anything lol#It's probably for the best he kept his mask on haha#Pollen season comes around and NEJ is pink and puffy but also very happy lol
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while you were away I learned about petekey and memorized some live journal entries by Mr Wentz in honor of you
I greatly appreciate that you'd do that in my honor .... The journal entry memorization is impressive! I've tried that too but I think the void (my brain) consumes all in the end
#asks#THIS IS SO AWESOME I'm literally the fob guy I guess. I didn't expect y'all to miss me that bad but this is great. Wow#I steer clear from pete/key tumblr because I'm not a fan of those jokes but I'm honored that you'd do all of this ..... For me...... (/gen)#<- not sure if any of this makes sense I hope it does
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