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I present to you: my dumbass thoughts before I take a nap
#question: if Adam Eve and Lilith were the only humans on earth does that mean for a split second the whole world was having an orgy?#edenapple ship#Eden polycule#hazbin hotel#hazbin hotel memes#lucifer morningstar#lucifer hazbin hotel#eve hazbin hotel#lilith hazbin hotel#adam hazbin hotel#Lucifer#adamapple
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Concept I really hope gets explored in canon
Ruin gets split!
Right now the idea is that once Nexus doesn’t need Ruin anymore, Dark Sun decides to use him. More specifically Ruin’s Moon. (Bc I still believe he’s just stealing knowledge.)
The Sun part gets left behind/technically not really idk. (I believe Dark Sun has a secret small soft spot for suns) And he’s stays there until…
The October take over! Mid way though Solar get through to Nexus, and Nexus realizes that Dark Sun was going to betray him. So they work together to defeat Dark Sun
On the way they find Ruin Sun
read Right to Left
And that’s all I have. Don’t expect me to expand on this. I’ll probably just do random scenario doodles, idk
#does this count as an Au?#sun and moon show#sun and moon show au#the sun and moon show#tsams#tsams au#nexus sams#sams nexus#sams solar#solar sams#ruin sams#sams ruin#sams new moon#new moon sams#sams moon#moon sams#tsams nexus#nexus tsams#tsams new moon#new moon tsams#solar tsams#tsams solar#tsams moon#moon tsams#dark sun tsams#tsams dark sun#sams dark sun#dark sun sams#split Ruin au#ruin split au
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All appearances of TAASH in Dragon Age: The Veilguard video promos
#dragon age#dragon age the veilguard#datv#taash#dragon age taash#da: veilguard#dragon age veilguard#dragonagedit#daedit#daedits#gamingedit#videogameedit#videogamewomen#lgbtvideogames#gamingladies#mygifs#FINALLY FIVE CLIPS BAYBEEEEEEE LFGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG#[ABSOLUTELY INHALING ANY SCRAPS OF THEM I CAN GET]#i was DETERMINED to somehow fit the like. split second we see taash in the reveal trailer AND I DID IT . DOES IT LOOK THE BEST? NO!#BUT I TRIED !
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u ever been so gay that u just start walking in sync with ur gay lover as u scoff at another gay man suffering on the floor
#SHANG TSUNG#LEAVE SOME SASSY CATTY PETTY FOR THE LADIES?#LIKE I’M RIGHT HERE U GAY ASS SORCERER U NEED TO SHARE!!#my sides split at this I’m not kidding#WHO DOES HE THINK HE ISSSSSSS 😭😭😭😭#mortal kombat#quan chi#Raiden#mortal kombat 1#mk1#mk1 spoilers#mortal kombat 1 spoilers#video game#video#funny
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i like to imagine peeta going around exclusively introducing himself like “hi, i’m katniss’ husband” once they’ve had their toasting even though they are equally recognisable to every single person in panem
#he doesn’t give a fuck#he just wants to introduce himself and his greatest achievement in the fewest amount of words possible#also he’s smiling so hard every time he does this that his face is in danger of splitting in two#everlark
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It’s nothing some ibuprofen and a blunt and five beers and a head injury and jacking off and killing the machine can't fix.
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#gabriel ultrakill#ultrakill#head injury wasnt enough i needed to see it explode#does anyone know how to get into the other timeline that we split off from yesterday#sigh#gabey can you feed me ibuprofen like grapes i really need it#if doing either of these doesnt fix the situation im sorry to tell you it is incredibly over and you should go take a nap or something idk
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it’s so. good. that buffy has to feel self loathing about what she’s doing with spike specifically because the underpinnings of the show require that vampires be Bad Monster Creatures who Cannot Feel and are just Lifeless Demons otherwise everything comes into question. about everything. except that spike is the crack in the foundation of the show itself and in that, he makes the show better! he’s the only end that makes sense for her because he sets her free!!!
#like it is DELIGHTFUL that the show sells angel as her soulmate SO HARD while never opening up the question over vampires in general bc oh#angel has a soul so it’s totally different#that’s fine!#except spike is not ensouled but he was going to raise dawn. he was going to slay with the scoobies. without reward#and if buffy allows herself to think of him as a man who can love#it literally splits apart the atoms of the show#so they have to take a very long convoluted road to arrive there and it’s SO GOOD (and lowkey is the only thing that remains consistently#good until the end)#girl trapped by the narrative blah blah blah what about vampire breaking the narrative#btvs#like her mid season six loathing does not make sense if it’s about spike outside of bis campirism#vampirism#SPIKE’S feelings about it on the other hand. whole other can of worms
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begging vs demanding
#love and deepspace#rafayel#folding so bad#oh my god what have i done to myself#im actually going to flip#screaming crying throwing myself against a wall#how does his duality change in a split second he is unreal#babygirl to daddy real quick#barks#do i want to breed him or do i want to be bred#my most feral thoughts are out
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not to be that person but fuck
n don’t get me wrong I love smut as much as the next person but I cannot stand meaningless smut. With no substance just mindless sex with no passion or any ounce of affection attached to it. No buildup, no pining, no tension so thick it’s palpable no “fuck why are these jeans glued on” no “clumsiness or characters being awkward because sex is awkward sometimes and intimidating” no characterisation, character development or poking fun in a lighthearted way because
“dino boxers really?”
the way they’d be so unapologetic about it too maybe not even vocal but the look that fucking look that screams “yeah? n what you’re gonna do about it?” or maybe they’re flustered but that’s hot either way because it’s them, it’s their quirk
It’s the little details
The vulnerability? The insecurities—trying something new but being afraid to cross or plunge into unknown territories
but it’s their touch—guidance—that unspoken “you’re safe with me”
Subtle hotness/intimacy man
But yeah sex sells. Let’s be real. It’s a cheap way to get views especially when not mindful of how characters would react in such situations
#ellie williams x reader#ellie x reader#ellie williams imagine#tlou ellie#that girl smokes an expired old joint ONCE and y’all think she’s some kind of sex God😭#no but she would in fact wear dino boxers#I don’t think Ellie would engage in random hook up culture either bro she’s a LOSER LESBIAN#shes the queen of self deprecation needs encouragement or social cues before making the first move aka weed scene#only then does all HELL break lose#no but the way Dina pulled away for a split sec…mid making out bc she just ignited a beast
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putting my entomology lessons to good use
#also sozo is now my beautiful Spouse my wonderful Partner as oppsoed to wife because the trans hc makes too much sense to me#in my brain.#and i don't know if (and bear with me here) sozo un-shroomed would be as comfortable ??????????with wife????//#i don't think he cared either way while Shroomed but un-shroomed. I am uncertain. I dunno. I am rotating him#maybe my midn will change on this in an instant. these are all split second headcanons based on my Knowledges.#ok normal again#clamart#cotl#cult of the lamb#cotl sozo#cotl lamb#cotl narinder#uh does this need a uh#cotl spoilers#<- for unshroomed Sozo? maybe#sozo
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This is definitely the kind of thing Rindou says to you when he's drunk
#he does the splits while saying it too and is 100% serious#tokyo revengers#tokrev#tokyo rev#rindou haitani#haitani rindou
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rough (part 1)
read the full version (nsfw) on patreon
#soap normally wouldnt be this flustered over a simple bj but the fact that ghost is watching really does it for him#btw#this whole episode of the series overall is by far the longest comic ive made for this miniseries#so i had to split it into two parts#to those on my patreon#enjoy the filth#soapbox saga#ghost x soap x konig#ghostsoap#simon ghost riley#john soap mactavish#konig#cod mw2#giragi art
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I'm increasingly perplexed by why Cash (and by extension Blitzø ) has spikes/spines when AFAIK no other imp does (please correct me if Im wrong!!)
He also has these massive claws and Barbie seems to have gotten that gene.
So what's this dudes deal? It's such a dumb detail to agonize over but I wanna KNOW WHYY, or at least see other imps with this shit going on lmao.
bc it's kind of sexy (ON BLITZØ AND BARBIE. ONLY BLITZØ AND BARBIE I SWEAR 😭)
#blitzø got the spines and barbie the claws. that twin split#also his horns are alarmingly GIGANTIC WTFFFF#how does this pos sleep#lol fuck him tho i hope he sleeps shitty#cash also seems spikier and clawier than his kids idk. is he like half lizard demon?? would explain a lot#blitzø#blitzø buckzo#blitzo buckzo#cash buckzo#barbie wire#helluva boss#hb#hellaverse#buckzo-fam:meta
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gravity falls but i assigned them all birds
#gravity falls#gf#dipper pines#mabel pines#bill cipher#fanart#gravity falls fanart#the book of bill#lee does art#<- this tag will probably change#hi. first post on the new art blog since splitting it off my main#havent finished setting it up yet oTL#dipper is a california scrub jay mabel is an american flamingo bill is a townsends warbler btw
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Hi there, I love all of the mob psycho aus that you're doing! For your split reigen au, I was wondering how they got split? By a cursed item or a spirit with a grudge? This is a fun concept and your art is so cute!
I got this ask in my inbox a while ago but only yesterday did I figure out what could have done the splitting, so I cooked up a short animatic because it was the best way I could convey it (there’s no audio, but I gave it some dialogue that’s not exact to how it would have been if it were a canon scene, but y’know we like to be a little silly here)
#doctorsiren#mob psycho 100#reigen arataka#shigeo kageyama#sakurai yusuke#teruki hanazawa#ritsu kageyama#dimple mp100#mp100 fanart#mp100 au#split reigen au#digital art#my art#procreate#animatic#video#I didn’t mean to go ahead and colour everything but I did oops#yes he does split apart like a Steven Universe fusion#think of that one scene from S1 where Garnet gets zapped by Jasper#and then she just looks at Steven as she gets split apart#yeah this is like that 😭#or when Pearl got stabbed by Holo-Pearl and is like ‘STEVEN I’m okay dw!!!’#it’s kinda like that too HAHA
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500 dollar cursed bon bon puppet that calls you a bitch and drinks all of your pepsi
#knife's art#doodles#traditional art#thinking abt how that thang would work#and not drawn. but ff does have a hand. but the arm splits so it can retract and an attaching plate can#take its place when theyre abt to perform.#fnaf sl#fnaf#five nights at freddy's#bon bon#funtime freddy#anyway funtime freddy is white with a black nose so he immediately equals polar bear to me. im right#bonbon
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