#he doesn’t give a fuck

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i like to imagine peeta going around exclusively introducing himself like “hi, i’m katniss’ husband” once they’ve had their toasting even though they are equally recognisable to every single person in panem

[timethehobo]

Scribbled my take on Boomie. Just a mishmash of his various versions. 😛

[mikeluciraphgabe]

Lovelovelovelovelove weird and strange Batman’s utility belt and cat-ears

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Robin: aw man my rainbow dash fell out mid fight and got squished >:(

Batman, pulling a new rainbow dash out of his belt: don’t let this one get hurt

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Batman: Superman, give me the files from the fight-

Superman, holding them over his head so his can’t reach: nuh uh. Not until you go to the med bay and get checked out

Batman: *airplane ears*

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Kid Flash: I’m soooo hungry :(

Flash: I know, I’m sorry bud, but we can’t-

Batman, pulling a rotisserie chicken out from his side: Here kiddo. Share with Robin please. Water or apple juice?

Kid Flash, not even blinking: Apple juice!

Batman: *pulls two out, one for Wally and one for Dick*

Kid Flash: Thank you!😝🎉 *runs off with his goodies*

Flash:

Batman:

Batman: … it’s lunch time and they need nutrients…

Flash: … can I-

Batman: *long sigh* *pulls out 10 sandwiches - just how Berry likes them - and some soda*

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Green Lantern: Heya spooky

Batman: hm.

Green Lantern: How’s the kids?

Batman: Hnm.

Green Lantern: Good, good.

Deadshot, overhearing: Spooky? How’s the kids?

Batman, airplane ears and death glare:

Deadshot: *back away*

[driveforfive]

colton herta i love you

[booloocrew-blog]

Things my teacher says that I occansionally put into my notes

[nylwnder]

these fuckers will never grow up

[enbyleighlines]

I always say that Ike should have two boyfriends (and I’m right) but the same holds true for Micaiah

I think she should get to date both Sothe and Pelleas

(And also be a lowkey jealous partner. Like she is allowed to like more than one person at a time but if someone so much as makes Sothe chuckle a bit Micaiah is Not Happy. Like Micaiah may be the paragon of self-sacrifice and virtue but if she has one flaw it is that she gets horrendously jealous. See: “Ike, father of Sothe’s children.”)

[puppppppppy]

who is your favorite AA character? 👁️👁️

ziska… I hope capcom brings her back someday

[ayo-edebiri]

He should meet Christopher Eccleston 😭

[kagoutiss]

pelican town, ‘72

[fifthnailinstevesbat]

thinking of a new steddie fic/au hmmm.

It’s just the classic, Steve buys weed from Eddie in season 1 era, he and Tommy meet him at the bench in the woods behind school. Steve and Eddie have some playful banter and clearly get along, but it’s dismissed as just a drug deal and they go on about their lives.

Next time they meet is when a frantic Steve comes and finds Eddie after he’s just fought off the demogorgon for the first time. He’s rattled, and skittish, wearing a nasty black bruise on his eye, and just overall not acting like himself. He snaps at Eddie multiple times to just ‘hurry up’ and ‘get him his stuff’, and sure he’s being an asshole, but more than anything Eddie is just concerned. He has never seen The King Steve Harrington lose his cool like this. So Eddie cautiously gives him the weed, making sure not to give too much, and lets him go about his day, but not before asking if he’s alright. Steve clearly wasn’t expecting this and brushes it off defensively, but that doesn’t mean he’s not thinking about it for the rest of his week. How the hell did Eddie Munson notice something was wrong, when his own parents didn’t? Nor his “friends”?

They cross paths again a year later, the beginning of season two. Steve is still with Nancy and has freshly dumped his old douchebag crew of superficial friends. He is still sitting quite comfortably on the higher ranks of popularity, but there is no denying his status is not what it used to be. He comes to buy weed from Eddie in the first week back at school, and it’s a casual interaction. He’s still as charmingly stuck up as he ever was, but now without Tommy there to judge his every move, he seems a little more at ease when making casual conversation with Eddie. Eddie doesn’t mention the year before and Steve is so glad for it, secretly very embarrassed that he went to Eddie for some refuge after arguably his most traumatic experience to date. He gets his stuff, giving Eddie a smirk when he notices he’s dropped the price significantly for Steve when it’s just him alone. Eddie gives him a challenging smile back, almost daring him to call it out, but he doesn’t. They both just laugh and part ways.

The next run in is tina’s halloween party. They notice eachother when Steve first arrives, making eye contact and giving a polite nod. Maybe Eddie lifts his drink up to Steve in a silly salute. They don’t speak at all or make any effort to hang around eachother. That is, until Steve storms down the stairs in a rage after he’d gone up there with Nancy Wheeler. But then are those- tears? Eddie was standing on the front porch smoking a cigarette, trying to discreetly hide from one Billy Hargrove to avoid having to sell him anything, but staying visible enough that he won’t lose all chances of making any money tonight. Steve storms right past him and hits his shoulder. Eddie whips around and is about to call him a dick before he sees who it is.

Steve tries to quickly wipe his face, he won’t make eye contact with Eddie, and he’s clearly trying to get out as fast as he can. Eddie doesn’t let him, though, since he’s obviously not thinking very clearly and is most likely about to do something emotional and stupid. He asks if Steve’s alright, and his answers are all short and rushed, so he’s definitely not. They’re not really friends, but Eddie’s not an asshole.

— “Did you drive?” Eddie asks

“Yeah”

“Well, you’re drunk, Steve. You can’t get behind a wheel right now. And if I knowingly let you, then that makes me an accomplice. I’ll take you home.”

Steve tries to protest, attempting to push past him, but Eddie interjects. “Yeah, yeah, alright! Don’t thank me yet, Steve’o. This is not for you, see, I’m not trying to get a criminal record, here. I cant go to prison, Steve. Do you know what they’d do to a pretty guy like me in prison? Nope, let’s go hot stuff.” —

Eddie takes Steve home. They don’t talk much. By the time they reach Steve’s drive way and Eddie has put his van in park, Steve is making no attempt to exit the vehicle just yet. Eddie doesn’t know what to do, he didn’t really plan this far, so he’s just tapping away awkwardly at his steering wheel while Harrington stares down the dashboard so clearly lost in thought Eddie fears his head might explode. Steve tells Eddie what happened, says it’s ‘relationship troubles’, and he’s not quite sure what compelled him into being so honest with Eddie Munson, but he’s blaming the alcohol. Eddie wasn’t expecting that. They chat for a bit, Eddie makes Steve laugh and considers the whole night a success after that. Then they start cracking jokes about their shared hatred for Hargrove, and Steve looks and sounds a bit more ok to go inside. He thanks Eddie, quite sincerely actually, and it throws him a bit. He stutters a ‘yeah, for sure. It’s no problem.’ And Steve goes home.

After that, it’s a little different. Steve, doesn’t actually really have anyone, anymore. When they go back to school he’s now greeting Eddie here and there in the hallways, making conversation when they find themselves alone together, in the lunch line or at the bathroom sink. He doesn’t approach Eddie when there’s too many people around, though. As much as he’s grown, Steve Harrington still carry’s some prejudice in him about how certain things may make him look. But it doesn’t bother Eddie too much. It’s not like they are really friends, they’re just like, strange acquaintances. And Steve would never deny that they get along, that really Eddie’s ‘not so bad’. So that’s a win.

Steve finds Eddie again not long after the party to buy some more weed, a plan that sparked purely out of boredom. Eddie says yes, of course, but tells him if he wants it today he will need to wait till after school and meet Eddie at his place, since he was busy. So Steve takes a trip to the Munson trailer to make his deal. Eddie invites him inside and they sit together on the couch as he gets Steve’s bag ready. They end up making quite pleasant conversation, joking around and ultimately finding they are really enjoying each other’s company. They enjoy it so much so, that Steve ends up smoking there, with Eddie. So now they are kind of like, hanging out? And it’s fun, so they do it again. Still they’re not, friends friends, they just get along. Eddie just sells Steve weed sometimes and they keep it civil.

He doesn’t hear from Steve for a while, and the next time he sees him it’s from a distance, in passing. The man has the most roughed up face Eddie has ever seen, bruised and swollen in multiple areas, stitches and bandages all over. It’s really, concerning? completely metal, but alarming. This is the second time Eddie has seen the guy all beaten up like that. He knew that boys fight, but surely not that bad? As worried as he was, Eddie doesn’t approach him to ask questions, because they don’t know eachother like that. So he goes on about his day, and he doesn’t see Steve again after that for quite some time.

Then it’s summer, Eddie isn’t graduating again, and he’s not really sure what to do with himself over the break. The new mall has just opened up, and there’s a cool music store up on the second floor that he likes to visit sometimes with his band friends. And wouldn’t you know, working at the Scoops Ahoy located directly across from his favourite store, is Steve Harrington. The guy hasn’t come to Eddie for any weed since last year, and then there was that sighting where he looked like he’d just fallen face first into a flying fist or two, so it’s been a minute since Eddie’s seen him. And he’d be lying if he said it wasn’t a nice surprise. He only goes into scoops once. He’s curious, okay? Sue him. And, he knows the girl who works with him, Robin. So he plays it off like he had no idea he’d see Steve there. And to his surprise, Steve actually acknowledges him. He doesn’t act like Eddie is a total stranger just because they’re not in school anymore. The interaction is quick, they make very casual conversation, Eddie says hi to Robin, grabs his milkshake and goes home. That’s all. He doesn’t go back, and he doesn’t really plan to. Steve’s nice, and he knows Eddie’s around if he needs to buy from him again, and that’s really as far as their relationship goes. That’s all it ever was. It’s been fun getting to know Steve Harrington a little bit better, even if it was just for a short time. Eddie liked having the chance to see in past the quaffed hair and pressed polo shirts to learn that Steve was really just a person under it all. He never thought he’d say it, but Harrington wasn’t so bad. It was a nice little eye opening experience for Eddie.

Eddie was ready to write off his little blips of interaction with Steve Harrington as a thing of the past, no hard feelings, and move on with his life. That is, until he gets a knock at his front door in the middle of the night afew days after the big mall fire. And it’s Steve on the other side. And he looks awful, his face is the worst Eddie’s ever seen it. And he wasn’t really knocking, more like pounding. He says he needs Eddie’s help.

What the fuck?

[koroart]

Sleepy Lions 🦁✨

[weirdglassthing]

ouaw doodle dump!!

[justrantingaboutrandomtopics]

The Al-Ghul dinner

Except it’s just different members of the Batfam with more and more who continue to show up and everyone is just sitting there staring at each other in silence

Damian shows up first because he wants to spend some time with his mother and grandfather every once in a while and Bruce can’t stop him. He does this once every one two weeks or so.

Jason shows up next. And he’s just looking at Damian sitting there. Neither of them say a word because they are both here for the same reason and Jason also does this like once a month so the’ve crossed paths before

Tim is here spying on some shit and Ra’s when he notices them and one thing lead to another and he gets dragged into this either by getting noticed and his siblings dragging him into this or he just decided why not and walk in and joins willingly. Surprisingly it’s not his first time here cause he spies on them often and somehow usually ends up like this. He spends a good portion of this bickering with Ra’s but it’s more mild annoying than actually hatred.

Then an hour later Bruce motherfucking Batman shows up and sees about three of his children sitting there eating like everything is completely normal and they see him and everyone just freezes. After a moment he takes a seat because he is also here to apparently have something like a dinner date but not quite with Talia and he trained here and it wasn’t so bad so he kinda likes Ra’s when he isn’t trying to take over Gotham. He is here atleast twice every year or sometimes just with Talia.

No one knows when Cass shows up but she does. Also Lady shiva is there. And they are both sitting across from each other and having a perfectly civil conversation because Cass loves Bruce but also she’s okay with spending some time with her mother like this instead of sword fights. Also she knew that this is where almost everyone would be and she didn’t want to miss out.

Now everyone is looking at each other but no one is asking about it because that would mean having to explain why they are here too.

Talia is just sitting there knowingly and acting perfectly composed and Ra’s is more silent but not really caring and also acting like this is normal.

Talia: Oh dear Jason it’s so good to see you but you should really call more and Timothy I appreciate you showing up but please refrain from destroying anything. It is always such a hassle to put it back before our next plans. Also Damian you look like you lost some weight. Beloved are you not feeding him enough?

Everyone else: Staring at each other wondering how the fuck they ended up like this.

[phoutube]

thinking about how i just paid $600 for mcr tickets when my shitbag uncle got free backstage passes in 2008 and says the show was gay

[unavailableapple]

I think I shoot be allowed to shoot my uncle.

Since birth he’s told me what a “dumb fuckin retard female” I am. He gave me lingerie as a birthday present when I turned 13. He told my mom not to show me “feminazi movies” like Frozen and Brave. He taught his son to lift up my shirts and skirts starting when I was 10 (and my cousin was 4) because he thought it was funny. He taught my cousin to grope me (starting when I was 8 and my cousin was 2) because he thought it was funny. My cousin only stopped doing these things recently because he realized it’s fucking weird. I can see the disgust in my uncle’s face every second he talks to me because he’s a lonely old man with an ex-wife who makes double his salary and a teenaged son who hates him and I’m a twenty year old lesbian who dates and has sex with significantly more women than him on a regular basis. And I think I should be able to kill him, for this and all the other things he’s done! And not just to me, the abuse he put his ex-wife through as well! I literally, as a 6 year old, begged her not to marry him even though it was the first time I’d ever met her because I knew him and I didn’t know her but I knew even the worst woman doesn’t deserve to be with him.

So, submitted for approval of the council, I would like permission to shoot him dead because he deserves it :]