#booooo all you fucking want dipshits
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nylwnder · 2 years ago
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these fuckers will never grow up
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spaceoperajay · 5 months ago
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i have started on tlt and was browsing online at work because i could not read more there ofc. and. people are complaining that gideon is annoying and stupid so they hate her and like THATS THE APPEAL!!!!
i mean shes not stupid but i do frequently go. omg. you dipshit. i get why harrow is pissed at you all the time.
im sorry i love annoying protagonists. why do you want a protagonist that isn't annoying? like i hate it when a protagonist is like "oh no im so lame" and everyone in the story treats them otherwise. booooo. give me the real lame.
no gideon's motivations are to be a fucking edgy rebellious dork and doing anything a beautiful woman says. and that is RELATABLE!
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tsuki-sennin · 2 years ago
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Kyuun. I realize I talked a lot of shit about you in the past. But right now, we have a common enemy. That being every motherfucker who has ever talked shit about Neon. What you're gonna do is go out there, be cool and flashy, then watch as she kicks all kinds of ass.
All that and more on the big 3-0 for Kamen Rider Geats~! It's only fair that a milestone like that goes to someone we love.
Spoilers, I guess...
-Bullfightng, Part 2.5!
-Hello, Beroba! I'm assuming you ran out of puppies to drown last week.
-Get lasered, idiot.
-High noon.
-Azuma seems quite miserable enough.
-...it's possible that Beroba refuses to view him as even remotely human anymore though, so..
-That fucked up logic tracks enough for her, I guess.
-Ohhhh, there's Izumi.
-Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh, the Core!
-...oh...
-Oh that hurts.
-"Hey there, dipshit!"
-DRAG HIM, KYUUN
-"Akari is gone!"
-Man...
-Whoaaaa, there's a Game Master in the mirror!
-Is that Giroli? Er, wait, since this seems to be before the series... Is that Korath? From the movie?
-You're a rotten son of a bitch, Kousei Kurama.
-Man first Isaac/Genta and now Kousei/Naoto, what is it with Sentai Sixth Rangers becoming tremendous douchebag Rider villains?
-Neon...
-I guess only now Izumi realizes how terribly she fucked up.
-"You want her to be happy?" FUCK OFFFFF YOU SHOULD'VE DONE THAT
-Chirami, I can't believe I'm saying this but thank you for having sense.
-Neon-sama...
-Tsumuri, you got this.
-Hello, Ace!
-Too afraid to make her feel even worse.
-I think it's fully processed for Ace how much the DGP is affecting his mental state.
-Get in or get out.
-Akari-chan...
-Jya-Jya-Jyamato!
-Hello, Fox Man!
-THEY JAWS'D HER
-Ohhhhhh, that's not Michinaga. ...either that, or Buffa's been injecting steroids by the gallon.
-Oh, speaking of whom.
-Guess he doesn't wanna dirty his hands with Neon.
-You're doing a shit job at the whole genocide thing, Michinaga. ...not that I'd want you to be good at it, but-
Daichi: "Pop quiz, Tanuki Boy! What does Na-Go lack to make her worth a damn as a Rider?" Keiwa: "I am going to individually pluck every last one of your feathers off like a chicken if you talk about her like that again." Daichi: "Bzzzzt! Oooooh, I'm sorry! That is incorrect! The correct answer was 'Hope'. Don't cry over that~! Soon you'll have literally no Hope left in the world~! ...or anything human-like, for that matter~!"
-No catgirl henshin
-This is truly Neon's abyss.
-Ohhhh, she's down.
-Ohhh, that knowing Ace smile.
-Here he comes~! Kyuun-san~!
-"My life is as much of a lie as yours, Neon Kurama."
-YOOO LET'S GO
-Rip that paper, boy!
-The circumstances of one's birth are irrelevant, it is what you do with the gift of life that determines who you are.
-Unconditional support. That's a true form of love.
-Let's goooooo!
-Laser On! Kyuun! Loading! Ready, Fight!
-"BOOOOO! GET BACK TO THE KILLING!"
-"You asked for it, peanut gallery."
-I'm sorry Ace, but the real highlight's gonna be Neon and Kyuun.
-Thank you, Beast Chimera- I mean, Kyuun.
-Free Boost.
-Oh!
-Your life was cut too short too soon, little one.
-The least Neon can do for you is Boost on through!
-Ooooh!
-Spicy super speed.
-Oh okay, just
-Ride on his back, gotcha.
-...well, she is a Kamen Rider...
-Oooooooh!
-Beat! Boost! Grand Victory!
-We win!
-What tie dicknips? We won!
-A bit of honesty can be good from time to time.
-Up you go, miss.
-"MY BABY! DON'T WALK TO THE DARKNESS! I'M NOT DONE WATERING YOU YEEEEET!"
-Ironic that someone so obsessed with the monsters he creates is less of a heartless Victor Frankenstein-type than Kousei Kurama.
-FERTILIZER?
-"I stole it from the Driver~!"
-"Cool, whatever. By the way, I quit."
-"Waaaaait! Don't you wanna hear all about Geats's mommy issues~?!"
-Ohhhhhhhhh!
-Ohhhhhh fuuuck!
-That's a whole-ass sacrifice they did there.
-I guess the Game Master uniform is just these cultist dudes' robes.
-This is very interesting though, since this is confirmation that the Vision Driver tech existed before Mitsume became the Goddess.
-"THIS GAME IS BULLSHIT!" says Keiwa. He's very right.
-Fuck, man
-Shit's really picking up now
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