#does chester not mean anything to you guys or what

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Linkin Park is back with new music + female vocalist: Yaaay!

Said female vocalist is a Scientologist, is anti-psychiatry, and is a r*pe apologist: What the actual fuck, guys-

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Family Forever.

masterlist || ask me anything <3

authors note - this is a part two to this blurb, so feel free to read that before engaging in this one!!

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harryandynupdates, (Y/N) spotted in London yesterday with a baby bump!

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username, I’m sorry but what?

username, you can’t just make assumptions, she may not even be pregnant 🤷‍♀️

username, Harry’s going to be a dad!!

username, I just passed out I think

username, I think I’m going to be sick

username, I mean it’s about time I guess

username, she’s glowing!

username, totally ignoring the caption but do you think she’s on the phone to Harry?

username, omds, imagine!

username, imagine she’s not pregnant 😭

username, in the first photo there’s definitely something

username, Harry being a dad is what all you lot have always wanted but now it could actually be happening your all upset…don’t make sense to me

username, exactly!

username, PREACH !!

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harrysfinsta, not long now. ❤️🍼

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niallsfinsta, still can’t believe your going to be a dad

harrysfinsta, your the odd one out now mate

yourinstagram, ❤️❤️

harrysfinsta, I adore you.❤️

mamatwist, can’t wait to finally hold them💞

harrysfinsta, nor can i.

louissfinsta, almost there lad !

harrysfinsta, time couldn’t come fast enough

taylorsfinsta, the nursery looks amazing you guys, so excited to meet the little one !!

harrysfinsta, @yourinstagram designed it, I just got told what to do

yourinstagram, hey!!

liamsfinsta, prepare for the sleep less nights 😂

harrysfinsta, nothing can prepare me for those

gemmasfinsta, can’t believe I’m finally going to be an aunty, not like I’ve been waiting years,

harrysfinsta, you’ve been waiting years? what about me?!

zaynsfinsta, Khai is so excited to meet them.

harrysfinsta, so am I 🥹

sarahsfinsta , you’ll be joining the crew so soon

harrysfinsta, it’s about damn time

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enews, Harry Styles seen carrying a baby carrier after exiting a hospital yesterday in London after reports his wife (Y/N) was expecting!

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username, never knew something like this would make me feel a certain way

username, where’s our (Y/N)?

username, most likely already in the car🤷‍♀️

username, DILF

username, adopt me <3

username, sorry I know I should be fanfirling over the fact he’s now got a baby but that fit is amazing!

username, he does look exceptionally good for a new dad

username, I don’t know how to feel

username, it’s official, he’s one hundred off the market

username, is it a girl or a boy?

username, like wtf?! he just wants to go home with his wife and baby and there’s paps taking his pictures

username, you can see the aggravation on his face

username, they don’t deserve this

username, this is making me really emotional 🥹

username, I’m so happy for him!

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harrystyles, Chester Robin-Harry Styles.

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username, YAYAYAYAYA

username, oh my goodness, I’m so happy

username, the name..the name 🥹

annetwist, magical ❤️

harrystyles, it really was.

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username, he had a little boy?

username, this is not what I was expecting to here this year

taylorswift, so happy for you!

username, (Y/N) is the kickers girl ever to say that Harry Styles is her baby daddy

yourinstagram, our little chester 💙

harrystyles, ours forever.

username, BOY DAD BOY DAD

louist91, enjoy lad!

username, chester like the cheese?

username, that’s cheddar you dumb ass

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dailymail, You know it’s not the same As It Was! Harry Styles (29) has become a father for the first time with long time partner (Y/N) after announcing the beautiful name of there newborn son.

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username, this is one of the best things over actually ever heard in my life

username, can someone tell me why I’m crying please?

username, because Harry’s finally a dad

username, great now I’m crying even more

username, Chester is the cutest name I’ve ever heard

username, they could have used a better photo tbf

username, no cos fr

username, sobbing

username, that photo of them 😭

username, the fact that Chester has Harry in his name

username, ever the narcissist

username, and robin!

username, now when I read that my eye’s definitely watered

username, DILF DILF DILF

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harryandynupdates, Harry and (Y/N) spotted going on a walk with baby Chester today in London!

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username, this is actually the cutest thing I’ve ever seen in my life

username, the wave😭

username, I’m melting over here

username, he looks like such a good dad already

username, can’t get over the fact he’s officially A dilf

username, she looks so good even though she only just gave birth

username, the wedding ring on his hand 😭😭

username, her smile makes me smile

username, no cause same

username, she’s always got a smile on her face I’ve noticed!

username, can i join this family chat please and thanks 🙏

username, seeing him with the stroller is actually making me weak

username, my insides are melting 🥹

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annetwist, grandma duties have officially started.❤️🍼👶🏼

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username, okay, this is actually adorable

username, they’re covering up his face?

username, they can do what they want 👍

username, Harry’s to famous for his kids faces to be blurred

username, Chester’s a new born, let them live there lives!

username, your smile 🥹🥹

username, do you think he looks like H?

username, we like to think the styles genes are strong.

username, having your parents look like Harry and (Y/N) means your bound to be cute

username, a grandma at the age of 55, your winning!

username, the way your looking at him 🫶😭

yourinstagram, the best grandma there is. ❤️

annetwist, making me tear up over here!

Harry Styles sat comfortably in his London home, surrounded by the familiar sights and sounds of his morning routine. Today, however, there was an added buzz in the air as he prepared to join a Zoom interview with two popular television personalities, Holly Willoughby and Alison Hammond.

As the virtual call connected, Harry found himself greeted by the beaming faces of Holly and Alison, who wasted no time in introducing him to their viewers.

"Good morning, everyone! We have a very special guest with us today. It's none other than the incredibly talented and stylish Harry Styles!" Holly exclaimed, her enthusiasm evident.

"Hello, Harry! How are you doing today?" Alison chimed in, her warm smile reaching through the screen.

Harry smiled back, feeling instantly at ease. "I'm doing great, thank you! It's lovely to be here with both of you."

The conversation flowed naturally as Holly and Alison delved into various topics, from Harry's music career to his personal life. Eventually, the subject of Harry's newborn baby came up, sparking the curiosity of both hosts.

"So, Harry," Holly began, leaning in with interest, "we've heard the wonderful news about your new addition to the family. How has it been adjusting to life with a newborn?"

Harry chuckled softly, his eyes sparkling with joy. "Oh, it's been an absolute whirlwind, I must say. Sleepless nights and all, but it's also the most magical experience. I'm absolutely besotted."

Alison grinned, leaning closer to her screen. "And what about the name? We're dying to know! What did you and your wife decide to call your little one?"

Harry leaned back in his chair, adopting a playful expression. "Well, you see, my wife and I are both from Manchester. We wanted to pay homage to our roots, but we couldn't exactly name our son Manchester, now could we?"

Holly and Alison erupted into laughter, clearly enjoying Harry's wit.

"So," Harry continued, "we thought of shortening the name and getting rid of the man, hence the reason for Chester, it just felt right.”

Holly nodded, still smiling. "Absolutely! Chester Styles has a certain charm to it. Well, we wish you and your family all the love and happiness, Harry."

"Thank you so much," Harry replied warmly. "We're over the moon, and little Chester is already the light of our lives."

The virtual interview continued with Holly and Alison. They were eager to delve deeper into Harry Styles' life as a new father and couldn't resist asking about the speculation surrounding Chester's appearance.

"Harry, we must say, the world is abuzz with curiosity about your son Chester," Holly remarked, a twinkle of excitement in her eyes. "Fans are dying to know, does he resemble you or your wife?"

Harry grinned, appreciating their enthusiasm. "Ah, the great mystery of Chester's looks! I'll let you in on a secret – everyone says he looks like me."

Alison chuckled playfully. "Well, Harry, I guess we'll just have to take your word for it. I'm sure he's a little heartbreaker in the making!"

Harry chuckled in agreement. "Oh, he certainly has that effect on people already, even without showing his face. He's got the charm, I can tell you that."

The conversation continued, with Harry sharing endearing anecdotes about his experiences as a new parent, the sleepless nights, and the overwhelming love he felt for his son. He spoke passionately about creating a nurturing and inclusive environment for Chester, instilling values of kindness and acceptance from a young age.

"I want Chester to grow up in a world where he feels safe to be himself," Harry emphasized. "It's essential to me that he knows he is loved unconditionally and supported in whatever he chooses to pursue. He may be just a tiny baby now, but I can already see his spirit shining through."

Holly and Alison nodded, genuinely moved by Harry's heartfelt words. "That's truly beautiful, Harry," Holly said softly. "We can only imagine the wonderful bond you share as a family."

During the continuation of the virtual interview, Holly and Alison decided to inquire about the birth of Harry Styles' son, delving deeper into the experiences and challenges surrounding that significant moment in his life. As they ventured into the topic, a heaviness settled over Harry, and his smile gradually faded, replaced by a veil of apprehension.

"Harry, we would like to hear about your wife's birth experience," Holly gently probed, her tone laced with empathy. "Could you share with us the details of what transpired?"

Harry's eyes shifted, his voice trembling slightly as he began to recount the distressing memories. "It was an incredibly arduous journey, to say the least. The birth was a grueling battle filled with unforeseen obstacles."

Alison leaned in closer, her concern palpable. "Is everything alright, Harry? You seem burdened by the weight of it all."

A somber nod escaped Harry as he mustered the strength to reveal the truth. "Well, truth be told, everything didn't go as planned. It was an excruciating two-day labor, and in the end, my wife had to undergo an emergency C-section due to life-threatening complications."

Holly's brows furrowed, and her voice softened, almost a whisper. "Could you elaborate on the complications, Harry? We're here to listen."

Harry's breath caught, the anguish present in his voice. "The complications were tumultuous, to put it mildly. There was placental abruption, a harrowing occurrence where the placenta detaches from the uterine wall prematurely, leading to severe bleeding and endangering both my wife and our unborn child."

Alison gasped softly, her eyes brimming with empathy. "That sounds incredibly distressing, Harry. How did you manage to navigate such a traumatic experience?"

A quiver in his voice, Harry pressed on, his words thick with emotion. "We were thrust into a whirlwind of chaos. The medical team scrambled to stabilize my wife's condition, performing an emergency cesarean section to save both her life and that of our precious child."

A pause, heavy with anguish, hung in the air as Harry gathered himself to continue. "But even after Chester's arrival, the complications persisted. He was whisked away to the neonatal intensive care unit, or NICU, due to his premature birth and the trauma he endured during delivery."

Holly and Alison exchanged glances, their expressions etched with sympathy and concern. "Harry, it must have been an agonizing ordeal. How did you and your wife find the strength to endure?"

Harry's voice quivered as he delved deeper into the painful memories. "We clung to hope, even in the darkest moments. The NICU became our second home, where we witnessed our fragile child hooked up to monitors, enduring myriad treatments, battling complications such as respiratory distress syndrome and jaundice."

The weight of the medical terms hung heavy in the conversation, reflecting the gravity of the situation. Harry's voice cracked as he continued, "Days stretched into endless nights as we watched our little one fight for his life, clinging to the tender threads of fragile existence."

Holly and Alison's eyes welled with tears, their hearts heavy with the weight of Harry's anguished story. They expressed their deepest admiration for Harry's resilience and the unwavering love he and his wife exhibited during this harrowing journey.

"Harry, if it's not too difficult, could you share more about the complications your wife faced during the birth our viewers at home are interested in knowing that there’s a bright side during these difficult times.” Holly asked gently, her voice filled with empathy.

Harry took a deep breath, his gaze fixed on the floor as he prepared to reveal the gravity of the situation. "It was a devastating cascade of events. Due to the placental abruption and the subsequent blood loss, my wife's condition deteriorated rapidly. The medical team made the difficult decision to place her in a medically induced coma for four days."

A collective gasp escaped both Holly and Alison, their eyes widening in shock. "Four days in a coma?" Alison whispered, her voice tinged with disbelief.

Harry nodded, his voice trembling with the weight of the memories. "Yes, she fought for her life. The doctors worked tirelessly to stabilize her, administering blood transfusions and conducting multiple procedures to control the bleeding."

Silence hung in the air as the hosts absorbed the gravity of the situation, their hearts heavy with empathy for Harry and his wife. Finally, Holly spoke, her voice barely above a whisper. "How did you cope with such an overwhelming situation, Harry?"

A pained expression crossed Harry's face as he opened up about the darkest moments of his life. "It felt like an abyss of despair. I was torn between staying strong for my wife and grappling with my own fears. I leaned on our families and friends for support, seeking solace in their unwavering presence."

He continued, his voice filled with a mix of anguish and gratitude. "The medical team provided exceptional care, explaining each step of the process and guiding us through the darkest nights. They became our pillars of strength, assuring us that we were not alone."

Harry's voice wavered as he recounted the arduous journey. "When my wife finally emerged from the coma, she had to confront the physical and emotional toll it had taken. The road to recovery was long and challenging, but we held onto the glimmer of hope that Chester's arrival had brought us."

Holly and Alison listened intently, their hearts aching for the pain Harry and his wife endured. They commended Harry's resilience and the strength that emanated from their shared experience.

As the virtual interview continued, delving into the deeply personal experiences of Harry Styles and his family, a tender moment unfolded. Harry's eyes sparkled with a mix of excitement and adoration as he contemplated bringing his son, Chester, into the interview. He felt a warmth in his heart, a desire to share this precious part of his life, even while maintaining their privacy.

With a warm smile, Harry excused himself briefly, leaving the frame of the camera. Moments later, he reappeared, cradling Chester in his arms. The room seemed to light up with an invisible glow as he carefully held his son, ensuring his tiny face remained hidden from view.

Holly and Alison couldn't contain their delight as they caught a glimpse of the precious bundle in Harry's arms. "Oh, Harry, he's absolutely adorable!" Holly exclaimed, her voice filled with genuine affection.

Alison nodded enthusiastically, her eyes brimming with warmth. "He's a true heart-stealer, isn't he? We can see the love radiating from you, Harry."

A soft chuckle escaped Harry as he gently rocked Chester, careful to shield his face. "He's my little ray of sunshine, that's for sure. Though we prefer to keep his privacy protected, I couldn't resist bringing him along to share in this special moment."

The hosts cooed and awwed, completely captivated by the enchanting scene before them. The interview took on a lighter, more whimsical tone as Harry continued to speak, his voice infused with tenderness.

"You know, Chester has brought so much joy into our lives," Harry shared, a touch of awe in his voice. "Every day, I'm amazed by his little quirks and the way he captures everyone's hearts without even showing his face. He has this incredible way of making me smile, even in the toughest moments."

Holly's eyes shimmered with emotion as she commented, "It's evident how deeply you cherish him, Harry. Your love for him is palpable, even without revealing his sweet face to the world."

With a soft laugh, Harry nodded. "Absolutely. We want to give him the freedom to grow up away from the spotlight, to carve out his own path. But I couldn't resist sharing this glimpse of him with you all. He's my biggest source of inspiration and happiness."

As the interview drew to a close, Harry's arms instinctively tightened around Chester, an unspoken bond between father and son. He thanked Holly and Alison for their understanding and support, grateful for the opportunity to share this special moment.

With a final wave and a tender smile, Harry bid farewell, taking Chester with him as they embarked on the next chapter of their day. The love and warmth they shared lingered in the air, leaving behind a lasting impression of pure joy and adoration.

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username, okay this was way sadder then I thought it would be

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username, hearing Harry sound so vulnerable is hearting my heart in so many ways

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username, on a positive note the reason they named Chester that was actually so cute

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username, im so glad that our (y/n) is alright

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username, he looked so emotional when he was speaking about the birth 🥹

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username, when he brought Chester into the interview my heart combusted!

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username, I know it’s the hosts job to ask these questions but the look on his face when he had to answer absolutely breaks me😭

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yourinstagram, the styles twins <3

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annetwist, my babies ❤️❤️

yourinstagram, they really are adorable!

taylorswift, his fathers twin literally

yourinstagram, you wouldn’t think I carried him for nine months 😭😭

louist91, woah my mans got a strong game

yourinstagram, he really has!

harrystyles, hey!

pillowpersonpp, chester is the cutest little bubba I’ve ever seen!!

mitchrowland, what about our son?

pillowpersonpp, with an exception of course 🫶

harrystyles, the styles genes are strong! 💪

yourinstagram, they really are. 🥹

niallhoran, I can’t believe I’ve not met him yet, I’m getting serious fomo over here guys!

yourinstagram, we’ll have to arrange something!!

harrystyles, don’t you dare corrupt my kid, Irish!

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harrystyles, Saccharine Lullabies. September 5th.

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username, oh yeah baby!

username, this is giving album of the year vibes and it’s not even been released yet!

username, a new album?

username, it feels like only yesterday Harry’s House was released

username, sobbing

username, is that supposed to be (Y/N) and Chester on the front?

yourinstagram, ❤️❤️

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username, wtf?

username, this album is going to be beautiful!

annetwist, so excited for you H!

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username, YEAH BABY YEAH BABY YEAH BABY

username, lullabies?! omg an album dedicated to Chester!

username, this album is going to change lives I can just tell!

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My correct opinions on my Nightmare Mode ships

ALSO FOR PEOPLE WHO DON'T KNOW. ANAZARETH IS ELENOIS AND LILITH IS SELENNE. TO ME. I dunno she just fits better.

Yan Luo x Orcus:

HOLY SHIT THEY ADORE EACH OTHER. Orcus' whole thing is that he just fucking adores his husband I mean wife. Yan Luo also loves her purse dog I mean husband. She doesn't care what people think she loves him. They are literally Princess Cadence and Shining Armour.

Ishtar x Shub x Lilith:

Shub and Ishtar have been seeing each other for like. Ever. But they never put a label on it until they realized they both had a crush on the pretty witch lady. They are all pretty chill about the relationship, Ishtar is literally the only one big on PDA so they mostly keep the snuggling and being sweet on each other at home.

Xesbet x Drugia:

THEY DO LOVE EACH OTHER their love language is just arguing constantly. It's over stupid stuff too like whether the sky is actually blue or whether Drugia is colour blind (Xesbet is colour blind) or whatever. This is all for sillies though.

Izanami x Dagda:

Dagda knows he has scary dog privileges and Izanami knows she is the scary dog. They are a TEAM. You'll be like aww what a cute lil scarecrow guy then look up and his huge wife that can wrap your face into something incomprehensible is stand over him and that little shit will LAUGH as his wife wrecks your shit and Izanami likes that. Dagda also does all the talking because God does Izanami hate small talk.

Chaugnar x Nyogtha:

Everyone knows they are a couple but they aren't really outwardly affectionate. They seem very businesslike with each other. They are just like this, they are pretty formal. They do small things for each other, like Nyogtha will pick herbs for Chaugnar while she's out gravedigging or Chaugnar will replace the brush she uses to clean off at the end of the day with an identical, newer one so she doesn't have to get used to it again. It's the small things.

Barbatos x Anazareth:

No one knows they are dating. Like no one. Which is fine by them became they hate people prying, they just want to see each other. It's more casual than anything, there is love there but it's just. A thing.

Yog x Abducius x Zoth:

A) Abducius is the only reason Yog and Zoth even talk, they don't like each other AT ALL b) Yog puts no effort into the relationship, he's still sad he fumbled a fertility goddess c) Zoth is actually into Abducius' freakiness but it does get out of hand d) Abducius doesn't deserve a relationship

Teutates x Bryn (Nightmare Francis 2 iykyk)

Yes Bryn is just Teutates' pet definitely that is what he is doing with this doppleganger that looks nothing like the guy he is "trying" to imitate yep yes. He isn't pampering his partner and making sure Bryn is recovering from being mostly starved and injured he isn't smooching that thang he doesn't see that as a person no nope what do you mean.

Unlikely (Nightmare Clown) x Mono (Clown) x Chester x Mask Ghost

It started out with just Unlikely and Mono being like. A thing I guess? And then Chester broke into their house and never left and he just kinda lives here now. Then Mono lured Mask Ghost to play cards with Unlikely and he killed her and she has to stick around due to the curse so she's here. They're all surprisingly good partners to each other like it's just kinda chill. They aren't even dating or maybe they are idk. They all snuggle a lot. Yeah.

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a (not) little rant about total drama’s portrayal of dissociative identity disorder in ROTI and AS

a few little tidbits before we get into the juice…

-i don’t have DID ! i have a dissociation disorder and i’ve done a lot of research on DID, but that obviously doesn’t mean i know as much as someone in a system would. if i make any mistakes or you want to add/correct anything, please do !

-since there isn’t an official name for the system as a whole, i’m gonna use “mike system” to refer to mike, chester, svetlana, vito, manitoba, and mal as a system

-before anyone says it, i know it’s “just a kids’ show” but it’s a kids’ show i’m insane and not normal about. so i’m very passionate about this. also kids’ shows should still be normal about mental illnesses/disabilities so idc

alright stinkers… let’s get into it

ok ! mike systems DID in ROTI isn’t GOOD representation but it isn’t like. the worst out there compared to some other media. some huge positives are the way the alters have actual triggers, and that everyone in the system IS portrayed as their own person, not just an extension or part of mike. i interpret the “gasp” the body does with switches as a stand in for dissociation (since they couldn’t really have him just sit there and stare into space bc of plot/time reasons) and it’s very easy to assume the role of everyone in the system from their personalities and triggers. the best example of this to me is vito ! vito is a “tough guy” who’s triggered to front by his shirt coming off, it’s easy to put the pieces together and assume his role is a protector who formed due to sexual abuse.

obviously, the use of the outdated term multiple personality disorder, the very quick switches, the fact the writers obviously did not actually research DID and just wanted a silly crazy character, and probably more i’m forgetting rn, are NOT issues to just ignore because of the good stuff. it’s definitely NOT good or super accurate representation by any means, but i don’t think it’s exactly super bad either. it’s iffy but has redeeming qualities to it.

another plus about mike system in ROTI, even though this isn’t really part of the portrayal of DID as a disorder, is that mike has a love interest that isn’t written as a joke. i feel like having mike in a romantic relationship is a BIG positive representation wise. it’s really important to me that even though zoey is confused and weirded out when she didn’t know what was going on, once she found out mike was part of a system she became more understanding and didn’t give up on him. being part of a system doesn’t mean you can’t have a partner, friends, etc and mike being in a wholesome healthy relationship is a nice breath of fresh air compared to other media portraying DID.

NOW. LETS ADDRESS MAL AND ALL STARS. GOOD LORD.

all stars has an issue with watering down characters and making poor plot/character choices in general, and in my opinion it’s the worst with mike system. ROTI had questionable at times but ok DID rep with mike system, which is why it’s so disappointing that AS took the “evil alter” route and whatever the hell the button thing was… bc they were SO close with having ok representation and then they threw it all away for an overdone and harmful stereotype. mike system in ROTI is a MASTERPIECE compared to whatever the hell was going on in AS.

even when you take into account that in a real life system, mal is most similar to the role of a persecutor (an alter who sabotages the body’s relationships and causes harm to the body/other alters as a way to “protect” everyone in their eyes (oops ! i was wrong. a persecutor isn’t always a protector, however they can take the role of a persecutor and protector which is where i got confused. mal is a both a persecutor and protector to me)) which makes SOME of his actions explainable TO AN EXTENT, it’s clear the writers didn’t have that intent and just wanted a spooky evil alter, which is really disappointing. along with the button issue, which is just…. so insane….

i choose to believe for my own sanity that the button was sort of an emergency temporary dormancy button and that chester fr just lied/didn’t know and made something up. but that obviously isn’t canon, and IN CANON the body’s trauma and serious disorder was literally gone because of the PRESS OF A BUTTON and it is absolutely ridiculous. and it’s portrayed as a GOOD THING.

systems are systems because it is the only way the body and brain can maintain stability and live after serious repeated trauma. in a real situation with a system, if there was somehow a way to get rid of alters in literal seconds, the consequences would be ABSOLUTELY DISASTROUS and unstable. obviously, integration and dormancy CAN be a good thing depending on the system, but it is a LOOONG and complicated process and watering it down to the press of a button in your brain is so inappropriate and insensitive. literally why did they do that. it’s just so disappointing to go from what mike system was in roti to what they became in all stars.

sorry u guys i am just passionate about this

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Timmy forgor arc because I'm a fucked up little shit and I want my fave to suffer because that's how I am smh

Timmy canonically puts notes on everything that's important to him because he might throw everything related to Cosmo and Wanda so it shouldn't be any different that he'll put notes on everything related to the rest of the Nicktoons

But what if he also writes everything that happened in a diary and kept it hidden in a box filled with things related to his Godfamily and the Nicktoons?

Timmy already turned 18 and the next day after his birthday, the first thing he saw when he woke up is an empty fish tank still filled with water. Timmy got super confused because why is there a fish tank here? Why does it have water when there's literally no fish inside? Then he saw the sticky note and went oh ok I guest I shouldn't throw it out then.

Throughout the day, he keeps seeing sticky notes with his hand writing on it saying "Don't throw it out me! -Timmy Turner". Timmy doesn't know the purpose of all the things because he only does this when it's actually important so he doesn't understand why there's a sticky note with the same message pinned on his old hat.

When he, Chester, and AJ hangout, they'd sometimes ask him about the things he forgotten and Timmy is just confused. His reaction are just "What?" "Since when did that happen?" "Talking to objects? Did you hit your head or something cause wtf" Chester and AJ had to suffer but didn't dive too deep into it.

That until Chester mentioned Jimmy

Timmy isn't the type to forget people that he's close and actually liked him. So when Timmy said he doesn't know who Jimmy is it caused a havoc. Chester made cards filled with things related to their childhood while AJ interogated the poor brunet's head off just to get answers so he could somehow cure his bestfriend's amnesia.

This went for Gods' know how long it just keeps going.

But hey the Nicktoons fianlly visited hoorayyyy

They didn't encounter Timmy first though, they encountered Chester and AJ. They both felt like their dreaming but soon dragged them into their shared appartment with Timmy because wtf their bestfriend's bestfriends who doesn't even know they're his bestfriends from different universes are here and oh are they glad.

Before the Nicktoons could even say something, AJ and Chester already bombered them with concerns relating to Timmy while the three are all just there sitting on a small couch and saying literally the same things as if they were one person.

Where's Timmy? What happened to his Fairy programs? What do you mean he has amnesia? He doesn't remember us? What the fuck does this mean? Is this related to the Fairy World's rules?

They were all distraught. Spongebob who's no longer in disguise is sobbing. Danny is in denial. He sees him as his kid brother and said kid brother sees him as his big brother there's no way he could've forgotten him right? He denise it, there's no way.

And Jimmy is fucking depressed. After a long time of trying to find a way to go to Timmy's universe, the first thing that was said to him was that Timmy forgot about them.

Jimmy was mad. He wasn't mad at Timmy for getting his memories erased, he was mad that he didn't do anything to prevent it. He was mad at himself. But he knew damn well that there's no way of stopping Da Rules and the rest of the Laws of the Fairy World.

Meanwhile with Timmy, he sneezed as he's currently going back to his old house to get the rest of his old stuff. Then he went to the attic and saw some weird big old box with his name written on it. The box was filled with notebooks, diaries and pictures.

Timmy was utterly bamboozled

He skimmed through some of the pages. Fairies? Ghost brother figure? A talking sponge? And he's hooked? Timmy doesn't even know anymore. Then he took the photos inside the box.

What the fuck.

Why is there a sponge? It's alive? Why is there a floating guy behind him? Who's he brunet with a weird hair style?

And why do these strangers feel so familiar?

The more he dives deep into it, the more his head hurts. Timmy decided to brush it off temporarily and took the box with him. He'll get his stuff next time.

ANYWAY the rest is up to you guys on how you want it to end I'm out of energy to write the rest ksksakjssfhasksf

[fountainpenguin]

I haven't watched "Love Struck" in YEARS, but it is cracking me up for self-indulgent fanfic reasons.

Me, who set Cupid's family up to be huge narcissists because they were given extreme powers by ancient gods: Of COURSE he'd flip out when Timmy says he's surprised Valentine's Day is a big deal in Fairy World... Of COURSE he'd yell that "Valentine's magic is the most powerful magic there is." Of COURSE he'd brag about his ability to set Timmy up against his consent because he's amazing and powerful... That's the first 3 minutes.

Are... are the cat and dog Cupid sets up together in this episode the same ones living together in "Fairly Odd Baby"?

Years ago, I headcanoned Chester as aroace, and like ?? I forgot he spends this episode hiding in his locker selling people ripped-up valentines. Okay, buddy...

Trixie's nightgown is adorable:

Tootie sits on the ground sobbing while pulling off petals and saying "He loves me not" on every single one... That's hilarious.

I forgot Timmy's Dad pretended he was going to play football with Dinkleberg and he just made him back up until he was in the street.

I can't get over that they could've done anything with Cupid and the cherubs and they opted for aggressive military force. Like... Yeah, this is a world of magic. Fairy World is fluff and rainbows. But then the cherubs just carry bows and shoot people. Can't argue with that.

Timmy's Dad compares his wife to a chainsaw and he means it as a compliment. Cosmo compares Wanda to a monster truck that could crush him into bits.

Maybe I should forgive Tootie a little because... she's probably a creep because her parents are pushovers, so the only person she has as reference is Vicky. Yes, Tootie taps phones and stalks people and violates boundaries, but considering that Vicky tried to forcibly marry Chip Skylark, I'm not sure Tootie knows what a healthy romantic relationship looks like... That's interesting, actually...

I said during my "A Date to Remember" liveblog that I thought it was sweet Cupid knew everyone by name because... that does feel like it would be part of his job, but that I wasn't sure if he'd done that in the OG series. I like how he did indeed put Timmy's name on an arrow and solved the game show by guessing Timmy as the person who'd messed things up on Earth.

It's so silly, but I like the scenes you get at the end of animal courtship where the lady bird thinks it's attractive to get a worm and the lady squirrel likes the acorn. Just little personified guys...

CRYING at Timmy being confused when Cupid forgives him... something he is not usually extended after messing things up. He turns around to look at the camera like "You guys seeing this?"

skdljf, I totally forgot that when Timmy walks off on Trixie, he says he'll probably kick himself for doing so tomorrow. Boy is trying to do what he thinks is the right thing, but it's funny he's still like "Why am I doing this?" And then he says it AGAIN??

The cherubs marching in midair is so funny for some reason. You fools are so energy inefficient... Don't do that.

[princess-of-the-corner]

Princess Bee

K, couple thoughts, my devices are being weird, so even though I sent an ask, I’m going to compile a few things here, just in case

1) On Artemis being the Fox, possible lore for a name - the Teumessian fox was an uncatchable fox from Greek Myth, sent to hassle the city of Thebes as a punishment. Eventually, when the gods felt the city had suffered enough, they ran into the problem that they had created a LITERALLY UNCATCHABLE CREATURE, so they couldn’t really get the fox to stop. So, they sent in a dog, called Laelaps, who was enchanted to be able to always catch her prey, to catch the fox. The two were basically a paradox, and eventually got put into the sky as constellations (Canis Major [the dog] and Canis Minor [the fox]).

2) I headcanon that the reason the SentiKids are Sapient is in part due to the fact they are “hybrids”. They aren’t “pure” Sentimonsters, the Parents used the Peacock to basically “fertilize” an egg and make a fetus. So while TECHNICALLY a Sentimonster, it’s a little closer to, say, how Steven Universe is technically a gem. And similarly, if Steven’s Gen is damaged, he gets hurt. Like, if the Amoks got broken before … whatever they do to severe the connection, the SentiKids would be hurt pretty badly. They MIGHT be able to do something to manage survival, but the Amoks are still connected to their life force. (I hope this is making sense?) Does any of this sound … like it fits, I guess?

3) OC Chester description, so you hopefully don’t have to go hunting for it. Originally conceived as Lila’s hench person, but he doesn’t HAVE to be, I just thought it would be a little boring if Lila doesn’t have another person to talk to. You can take or leave any part of him.

Chester Fester.

Age: close to Lila and the Miracuclass parents, so … What are we going with here, late thirties, early forties?

Looks: Only thing I ever got was brown hair, face looks … ratty.

General Notes: Rats are his favourite animal. He has two pet rats, Mister Whiskers, and Morning Glory. Likes fermented and/or cured foods. He hates food waste, and sees rats as performing a vital service by eating the food people throw out. Thinks rats are given unfair press as “plague spreaders”. Hates cats, dogs, anything that could pose a threat to a rat. Was nominally trained as a chef, but has been fired repeatedly for allowing “pests” into kitchens. Always seems to be between jobs as a result. Will cheerfully allow himself to be Akumatized into a “Rat King” style Akuma (original name was Ratatouille, but I’m kind of ‘eh’ on it, especially cause at that point, he’s basically Evil Linguini). Favourite movie, the Rats of N.I.M.H..

The man is a bit … morally vague. I mean, he isn’t the kind of guy to think murder is a viable solution to most problems, but he sees a lot of Laws as more guidelines than anything else. Like, “We’d rather you didn’t do this, but if you don’t get caught, we don’t care” is sort of how he sees it. He sees breaking and entering as more of a challenge. I think the only laws he would follow fastidiously would be traffic laws. He sees why those are there, people operating several tons of metal powered by explosions should follow the rules.

Lila specific: The two met sometime when Lila was pulling a con on a restaurant. Chester was really impressed with her skills, and offered to help her, because the restaurant in question had been putting out rat poison. They’ve been friends ever since.

Chester and Lila did have a brief period of dating, before Lila figured out she was AroAce. She was sure this meant Chester would be ditching her, but Chester surprised her by sticking around. In his words “We were friends first”, and he didn’t really see why whether the two of them slept together should mean anything. People do often assume Chester and Lila are a couple, especially as the pair live together, but the two are simply chaotic besties. The best term is probably “Queer Platonic”, but the two don’t really want to label it. They’re friends. Who else cares? They do have a pact that, if they ever need to, they’ll get married, but only as a last resort kind of thing.

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1.) Did get this one! Rip to your tech though because while tumblr makes asks disappear it’s happening to you A LOT so idk what it is or how to fix it.

2.) Hm! Maybe it’s a combination? Like like like. Okay I made the post about the lore of what went down with the Sentikids and Kagami actually having a dad. So how about Mr. Tsurugi managed to make Kagami entirely from scratch, which is why he died real quick. Essentially giving his Life Energy to make her. But it broke the Peacock so everyone after still got fucked up. 

Emilie tried to mitigate the effects by doing the Senti-Human hybrid trick, so she’s only dealing with ‘broken Peacock’ not ‘took too much Life Energy at once’. Same with Colt. So they’re still dying, but not as quickly as Mr. Tsurugi did.

Adjust the fuckery in age differences by having like. It’s a Senti-baby she can just make it magic so it speeds up and she’s only actually pregnant for like a month. Colt can do the same with Amelie and then just gaslight her of ‘oh we must’ve been so convinced we were infertile that we didn’t notice you actually got pregnant!’.

3.) I love everything about Chester

[astrangeraccoon]

First watch of TMAGP ep 16:

The dedication Nooooo XD

Okay I know that s not the point but this feels very much like my ot3 having a moment

Also poor Alice 🥺🥺🥺

Who did Alice (and Sam???) see die ?

Ooohh where did the tape recorder go? Who took it

Poor Sam, that joke was a flop, at least he tried

Oooh it s Chester! Wonder if there s gonna be a link to the magnus institute

Woohoo INK5OUL is here! AND WE RE FINALLY HEARING THEM!!!

... That... Was a lot of slang...

"as I'm gonna get marked" yup you sure gonna be but not the way you think

Well That sounded brutal

"we re in a situationship" maybe but not the one you think about. Think a bit more horror oriented

Yayyy another cemetery! (Just checked it s not the same as the one from the first episode)

"don't make me break your heart" they did a heart tattoo... Does INK5OUL have control over the tatooes?

I know it's bad but I love that this is the second time ink5oul is implied to have stolen a body. Wonder if that one also had a tattoo from the same guy (from ep 11)

Spooky music starting when madam E say she's a good person, what does that mean

Oh shit they killed her with the tattoo and the social media hate

Aaaannnd that's another dead...

Okay but the way the tattooes were already "alive" was pretty cool but the fact that ink5oul has some control on how they can change / have an impact is super interesting

That was very petty of them tho

Poor Alice 🥺🥺🥺she's not doing good

I love supportive celia and sam

OOOHHH lena is aaaangryyyy

Oh shit she wasn't supposed to bring lady Mowbray in the office (did she just accidentally put celia in very big danger)

Lena remind me of elias, not telling jon/Gwen anything

Nooo no no Gwen take the exit and leave! Please

(she does have a point about lena being mad at something she didn't talk about)

I am currently worried about every one

[vessilin]

hey guys i have decided that i will now become a TMAGP account. hashtag. love this new podcast!! as soon as my hands stop swelling I WILL be making RedCanary fan art. I cannot express how much i’m loving this series rn

more below the cut! ! (SPOILERS)

OKAY SO!! episode #1 has thoroughly shaken me to the core. thank you so @sunnyspookss for listening to me yap about it over discord. love u suns!! here are my thoughts on the characters :

Sam - I cannot describe how I feel about this creature. I’m loving them and they’re giving me very… main character vibes (obviously but… anything could change who knows). Currently loving the idea that they wear glasses !!! Def a really fleshed out character (even from just the first episode).

I know Sam SAID that they were working here to ‘get back on [my] feet’ but I feel like there might be something more behind it?

Alice - right off the bat !! I’m loving her. she seems so incredibly sweet and i’m HC-ing her as a trans woman. live laugh love Alice !!! She’s so silly and in some ways reminds me of Tim Stoker ? I think it’s really interesting and I can’t wait to see how her character develops!!

ALSOOO TTHE FACT THAT SHE AND SAM USED TO DATE!??? AUGH. during college too? I feel like this is running a real close parallel to Jon and Georgie.

Gwen <333 - I can totally see some of the Bouchard family line coming in here. At first (a.k.a. the first 10 minutes or so) i didn’t really have any strong opinions and kinda forgot that her last name was bouchard but after the little scene of her and Lena in the office I started to love her even more. The boldness and the gall this woman has makes me want to shake her around like a squeaky toy.

When Lena was like “what do you even want here anyways 😒😒” AND GWEN WENT “your job” I LOST IT. LIKE.

I don’t even know if she and Elias are related but goddamn?!! I’m literally in love.

Lena - She knows something. This woman. this girl. she knows something that I do not know and I do not like it.

Colin - Live Laugh Love Colin!!! He def knows what’s going on!! I have a feeling he’ll be rlly important to the plot and his little end ‘speech’ (more like dialogue but oh well) at the end of the first episode was like??? Major Eye vibes.

RedCanary - I don’t even know where to begin. The insanity? The deleting photo? Canaries should stay above ground? The anger at ArcherK?? The mystery?

I really hope this character comes back but even if they’re a Sarah Baldwin situation that is 110% okay. I love the premise of this person finding something in that box (or maybe just the box in general) that drives them to insanity or drives them to some new information?

Misc. - Ok! Im not sure if the same like… ‘fears’ apply but someone (hi sunny) has said that there might be a new fear system? i think that’s going to be really fun to get into once I listen to the second episode. Secondly !!!! The Magnus Archive being turned into the library of alexandria (not literally but still) is such a cool concept to me. I think it’s very inchresting to think about because

A) as a child i loved researching TLA (the library of alexandria) and B) it makes a whole new timeline- i think?? Or maybe it’s some like alternate dimension or something!!! who knows!! I love it!

The idea of lost knowledge (and that knowledge once being uncovered driving people to insanity) (shoutout redcanary we will remember you!) is such a cool concept in general. the what-ifs and the maybes that can stem from it are so interesting and I can’t wait to see if they expand on that or not!! Either way- i’m loving the podcast so far.

ALSO JON AND MARTIN BEING CHESTER AND NORRIS RESPECTIVELY? DOES THIS MEAN THAT AUGUSTUS IS LIKE. ELIAS OR JONAH???? AUGH THIS PODCAST IS SO GOOD IM LOSING IT

[mllemaenad]

The Magnus Protocol: Futures

Lena The world is full of opposing forces, some benevolent, most not. In order for the wheels to keep on turning, all these forces need to be monitored and balanced. That is where we come in. Gwen That doesn’t mean anything. Lena And yet it is the only explanation you’re going to get for now. Gwen So what? We’re the bad guys? Lena We are… managing the “bad guys”. – The Magnus Protocol: Futures

Do they now? Do they really? At least in The Magnus Archives it was more that the various forces just were balanced, whether you wanted them to be or not. Oh, sure, there was all the business with Robert Smirke and architecture, and the tunnels beneath The Magnus Institute – but that seemed to be more a matter of accurately observing a phenomenon than of creating one.

John/Jonah Magnus You see, the thing about the Fears is that they can never be truly separated from each other. When does the fear of sudden violence transition into the fear of hunted prey? When does the mask of the Stranger become the deception of the Spiral? Even those that seem to exist in direct opposition rely on each other for their definition as much as up relies on down. To try and create a world with only the Buried makes as much sense as trying to conceive a world with only down. – The Magnus Archives: The Eye Opens

You can't bring one entity into the world; it has to be all of them. If you kick one entity out of the world, the rest must follow. It isn't even entirely clear that they actually are separate beings.

Attempting to use the concept of "balance" to control and empower himself did not work out all that well for Robert Smirke. Frankly, even with all his extra knowledge and study, it did not work out all that well for Jonah Magnus either, in the long run.

But of course, this particular bit of dialogue is immediately followed by a case about the illusion of control. In a lot of ways, Darrien feels like the brother of the gambler from Rolling With It. There is a lot of similarity – except that the gambler had a better understanding of what was happening.

Chester/Statement Giver The thing is though I still don’t really know if they ever made me roll them. I mean, I did. A lot. And I knew that the risks probably outweighed the rewards but I don’t think I ever felt them like “calling” to me or anything y’know? It always felt like my choice. Even if it was a shitty choice. Besides, I've never gotten anything good in my life except by blind chance, so why should this be any different? – The Magnus Protocol: Rolling With It

He knew he was gambling. Yes, there was a "system" but he recognised that it was never going to be perfect. And over time, he got more caught up in the allure of being a mysterious agent of fate than in the benefits he got from actually rolling the dice. The gambler's mistake wasn't in failing to recognise the peril in the act of gambling, it was in underestimating the hold it had over him.

But Darrien – this poor idiot thinks he's in control.

Darrien I took my entire student loan out and got straight to shorting using your app. This was back when it had only just launched. I struggled through your first janky interface, your weird background checks, all those damn glitches but I stuck with it because unlimited Margins and Deposits was pretty sweet. Made some quick cash shorting failing startups then used that to broaden into Crypto, leveraged some EM ETFS, scraped up a few pennies then started to go long on a few obvious winners like Omni and Sparkhub for some hedging. Easy peasy. – The Magnus Protocol: Futures

Shorting is a very high-risk strategy, meaning that Darrien is effectively gambling just as much as the guy with the dice was. But he doesn't think of it like that: to him it's "the plan", and when it transitions to destroying his own life in order to "earn bank" it's "the loophole".

Except ... well, except. He's pretty obviously not gambling, or investing, or anything else within his control. Darrien is being lured. He has only ever invested using Zorrotrade, which had perks that drew him in ... and almost certainly ensured his success, and the eventual failures that led him to the Personal Projection Short Selling settings. He was set up, but is too arrogant to see it – right up to the end.

It's interesting. Looking back at The Magnus Archives, altruism, personal gain, or most often some combination of the two, were perfectly acceptable as entry points for most of the people who got tangled up with supernatural entities. John plied his questioning powers, largely in seasons three and four, to attempt to stop rituals. Oliver Banks attempted to warn people of their impending deaths. Trevor Herbert started out from the perfectly reasonable position of killing vampires who were eating people right in front of him.

That's logical. People in these stories may not be wholly moral but – "Hey, why don't you serve an eldritch god that will eat up your life and strip you of your humanity?" isn't exactly a winning argument. It makes sense that there's a reason. That a person could think doing this could, conceivably, be for the best.

But eventually, you are supposed to stop caring about helping others, or even your own wellbeing, and just give yourself over.

Jude Perry I know now they were simply guiding me upon the path to my true epiphany. All this time I was serving my god, but only for my own glory. But with each new gift, each renewal of the fire, I saw how lifeless and hollow it was, how grey and ashen my existence had become. It became clear that, where once I had destroyed to fuel my life, I now lived for the pain that I caused. And for Agnes. My sweet, hopeless Agnes. – The Magnus Archives: Twice as Bright

And here you have the gambler, who perhaps had the temperament for this business: the sense of drama, the deep addiction to the dice rolls – but ultimately not the stomach for it. And Darrien. Well, he's got the stomach for it: an amputated limb, a coma and a dozen other serious injuries and he's still not fazed. But he was never ever going to give up the self interest. He clung to the illusion of control, the idea that he could demand his "goddamn money" right up until something consumed him.

You can see hints here, of Sam and Gwen and even Celia. Sam the underachieving gifted kid, desperate to find something in The Magnus Institute to explain his circumstances; Gwen the rich woman in the crap job trying to get "in" on the big secret; Sam and Celia together, trying to take control of their odd relationship by putting all their cards on the table – but both clearly hiding a couple of doozies up their sleeves.

Mostly, though, it seems to be a commentary on Lena. She says that there are benevolent forces out there, and that balance is necessary. And sure, maybe. New universe, new rules. Anything's possible. But it would be a new thing, and there's been little evidence of it so far. If you tell yourself these things, though, you can feel like you're in control. So who is she kidding – Gwen, or herself?

And ye gods there is something very wrong with the tech in this world. The Magnus Archives had its haunted tape recorders, sure, but that was a single point of weirdness in a world where the technology largely behaved as expected. But here?

Someone or something seems to be able to listen through virtually any device that has a microphone

Making Adjustments involved streaming inking someone with a cursed tattoo to the world

Personal Screening had an obviously evil website, and closed with a cursed film

Needles and the threatening call to emergency services

Mr Bonzo, who is summoned by recordings of his theme song

... and now the cursed investment app

And Freddy, of course. Can't forget Freddy. It's not every case, but it's enough cases that I'm sure there's a pattern. I am more certain that The Magnus Protocol refers at least in part to network protocols – and that Colin has largely been kept quiet because he could say too many useful things. Colin is stressed, in part, because somebody wants an app.

Yeah. I don't think an app would improve anything about this situation.

Meanwhile, there is Alice's small tragedy. Of course, it was clear even from the trailer that she recommended Sam for the job. But this:

Sam I had a breakdown. Stress. There was an… incident at work. I… freaked out during a presentation. After that they “encouraged” me to move on and I did. Six unemployed months later and I took a job at the O.I.A.R. Celia (slightly cautious) Alice hooked you up? Sam (noticing) Yeah. Full disclosure, we dated at uni and stayed in contact after. I did my best to help her though her parents’ deaths, but… after that we pretty much dropped out of touch. According to her, she dropped me a line about the job after “the most pathetic vague-post she had ever seen.” – The Magnus Protocol: Futures

That Sam had a breakdown and Alice, unprompted, invited him into the OIAR. He didn't reach out to her. They didn't reconnect for other reasons and it just came up. She made that move. Alice who knows her workplace is sinister and advises everyone not to look to closely at the cases – and is suspicious of anyone who does. Alice who clearly still has feelings for Sam. She can chide Sam all she wants about his poking around The Magnus Institute, but she brought him here.

I keep thinking about Tim, and the way he blamed John for trapping him in the archives. John had his share of screw ups, of course, but that one always felt a bit unfair. There was no way John could have known the archives job was extra evil. But this time? If something does happen to Sam – whether that be physical danger or mental distress, or even a descent into evil – Alice can't say her hands are clean. Some of it will be her fault.

[sunnyrosewritesstuff]

Yess...I'm still doing these. But I just have one more! Big thanks to @dimdiamond for their creation of the character Ange which I used in this fic and for being cool with my casual use of them. 😂

Age Changes/Future Fic - Characters A & B are old together. Some things change but some things always stay the same.

Some Things Never Change

Ship: Haddotin

Rating: G

Warnings: N/A

Words: 755

Archibald Haddock has lived a full life. He was a sailor and a captain at sea for twenty odd years. He met and fell in love with the man of his dreams and had many adventures with him. Then they settled down to have their greatest adventure, raising Ange into a beautiful and capable young person. It wasn’t anything he ever pictured for himself in his younger years, and it almost seemed odd to consider just how much his life had truly changed. There was only one thing for it. He was getting old. 

He turned to Tintin who kept checking the mirrors as they drove down the old country road. Some things it seemed would never change. 

“Tintin, my heart, when did we get old?”

The ginger, nearly gray, haired man in the passenger seat beside him, stopped what he was doing to stare at Haddock in surprise before his expression softened.

“I don’t know. It was probably at the same time you convinced me to stay home and write instead of gallivanting all over the world.”

“I don’t remember that being a hardship at the time.” Haddock teased, having been overjoyed when they finally ‘retired’. 

Tintin chuckled as he reached for Haddock’s free hand. “Probably not. I do miss it sometimes. Not the bad guys and being shot at, but the journeys and the friends we made.”

“I know I’m going to regret saying it, but I miss that part of it too. That does not mean we’re inviting people to our place though! The less I see of Signora Castafiore the better for both of us.”

Tintin gave a hearty laugh at that as he squeezed Haddock’s hand. “Maybe just a small get together with a few chosen friends. Like Skut?”

Haddock nodded. “Skut is fine. Chang and Chester?”

“That’s a given. Abdullah?”

They both thought about it and shuddered. It was true the kid had grown up significantly, but was still too overly fond of mischief for either of them to feel good about it. Still, Tintin had a point. Maybe that might capture some of that escaping youth if they hosted their friends once more. Marlinspike certainly needed some excitement.

“Um, is this really the best time?” Ange interjected, looking in the back window nervously.

“Ange, don’t interrupt.” Tintin was quick to admonish before urging Haddock to go on.

“I think the change of pace would be good for us. Maybe things have gotten just a bit…monotonous.”

Haddock had just finished when shots went off, one managing to shatter his side view mirror. 

“GLASS SHATTERERS! REFLECTIVE RAVAGERS!”

Haddock ranted, shaking his fist at the car behind him. 

“Can we do something about it now?” Ange pressed.

Haddock looked into the rear view mirror to see Ange gripping tightly to the seat as bullets pelted the trunk. He grumbled to himself having just popped out the last of the dents in that thing too. He made a sharp turn to the right before pressing down further on the gas and shifting into a higher gear. He didn’t lose their tail, but definitely put some distance between them. 

“Yes, give me a minute.” Tintin sighed as he reached into the glove compartment for his trusty gun, taking the safety off, and leaning out the window.

“Tintin!” Haddock hollered.

The other man paused, looking at him in surprise. 

“Your glasses!”

“Oh, that’s right.” The ginger muttered as he began to feel around his pockets for them. 

“Lapel pocket.” Ange reminded.

Tintin gave them a look before retrieving it from said pocket. 

“Great snakes.” He cursed. “I was getting there.”

“Not fast enough.” Ange complained.

“Will you calm down?” Haddock asked them. “You would think you haven’t been in a car chase before.”

“Certainly not with two old men who would rather talk about dinner parties than focusing on the matter at hand!” Ange snarked back.

They were so surprised, Tintin hardly reacted when Ange took the gun from him and started shooting back at their pursuers. Ange definitely had a point though. 

“The dinner party might be a bad idea after all.” Haddock commented.

“Agreed.” Tintin grimaced. “After all, we know Thompson and Thomson will be showing up with their new deputies…Dawson and Dason.”

“GOT THEM!” Ange whooped as they shot out a tire that flipped the car behind them.

“Better pull over.” Tintin sighed as Ange was practically ready to jump out of the car then and there.

Haddock shook his head. “Youth. Maybe it’s a good thing we’re not there anymore.”

[moonsanoverthinker]

MAGNUS PROTOCOL EPISODE 7 SPOILERS

Here’s a series of thoughts I had while listening to episode 7 (I’m loosing my mind and these are the most random thoughts!)

I’ll stick them under the cut just incase people haven’t got to it yet! <3

Also edit: I’ve seen things about how these dots were too easy to connect and that theory makes sense. Now questioning are the dots easy to connect because they were supposed to be followed or are they easy so we all go on a goose chase…

Celia why are you mentioning the tape recorders…

“Spoken cases have anything in common” What like one specific voice reading about loosing loved ones? Or the one where the horrors follow people? Or the need for power and to be recognised? OR THE ONE ABOUT THE INSTITUTE?

Celia, dear, why are you asking about flesh and being buried alive? (The Flesh and The Buried perhaps…)

WHAT DO YOU MEAN HILLTOP CENTRE

Is Mr C.Clayton dead? Or is there just something pretending to be him?

“It’s all for a good cause” I’m sure it is!

Also random thought most of this takes place in 2015 which lines up with series 1 of TMA (this more than likely means nothing just thought about it)

Right time to start noting every single item down!

Also isn’t this how Breekon and Hope took over that guys removal business?

Those new worker 🤝Mikaele Salesa 🤝ton of weird objects that may or may not be spooky

Mmm yep those descriptions are fucking awful thanks for that!

Is the man in black clothing a friend or a foe I wonder?

Feeling very Stranger coded this one (I know the fears might not be a thing in this universe but still)

“The voice threw me” DID IT NOW CELIA, SOUNDING FAMILIAR IS IT?

“Whiny little toad” Wonder who wrote that…

“Do you know who voices Chester?” They don’t but you might Celia

“Doesn’t matter. I’m sure it wasn’t anyone important” CELIA. 1. It does matter. 2.NO

COLINS ALIVE!

Johns learnt how to send emails then?

Or is it John or Jon? Are we getting Michealed or this is him?

Was the random name Sims, Sam?

“The real stuff” What is the real stuff? Is what they look at not the real stuff…

“It’s already recorded too…” Colin. What does this mean. Are the horrors listening? Perhaps some might say waiting?

Lena and Gwen! That’s it that’s the thought.

“It’s really quite amusing actually” “Trust me” GOD GWEN. Is she from the violent side of the family? Or the Elias before the horrors side?

“Most people would consider directly confronting me like this a rather foolish idea” Why’s that Lena…

“According to my source” Gwen how did find the source? Family connections?

“Maybe with your job” GO OFF GWEN

“I am not a wealthy woman, certainly not compared to your own family” Every episode I am getting more convinced she is directly related to Elias OR she is the non-Jonah version of Elias and is just cut throat?

“I want ‘in’” WHAT IS ‘IN’

“Step up too the real work” Is…is this not the real work. More horrors await I assume?

“I hope you’re ready for it as you think you are. Consider yourself ‘in’” This will either go splendidly and in Gwens favour or everything is going to be awful! (For now I’m going to assume awful)

[beyondthemic]

The Emptiness Machine

Yeesh. Linkin Park has had a MONTH.

On reflection, I like the Emptiness Machine, the new single. It's definitely Minutes to Midnight vibes. More simple guitar licks and nothing crazy, but definitely still LP. I do like the split of vocal duties between Mike… and the new… EMILY. They seem to fit pretty well together, and if this indication of what's to come.. I'm excited for this album. I mean, it's new LP. How can you not be at least somewhat excited?

I do think a buddy of mine is right though - with a new singer, honor Chester's legacy and create a new band. Let LP be LP and make a new thing. Everyone will still know it's LP, and its hard to imagine that you'd 'drop' fans because people don't know who you are, so there is some stomach churning that this does feel like a cash grab from Mr. Shinoda more than anything. I mean, of course he wants to make music, and has continued to do so, but like, you just couldn't do a new thing? What's the PRO of keeping the LP name? You're not continuing exactly as you were.. you've got a new singer, a new drummer, the guitarist isn't coming back.. so .. it's new, isn't it? IDK - that does feel a bit icky to me. I half get it, but still.

However, to Emily's credit.. I think she does pretty decent job replicating Chester's vocal range (minus his low low end which is why I think you've heard some key changes on a few tracks), and has some cool grit that carries pretty decently. And having never heard of Dead Sara before (who's apparently been around for quite some time!?) the girl definitely has chops that she can translate what she was clearly comfortable doing in a past band, to what LP is. You also gotta give her some credit here. She's stepping in ABSOLUTELY massive shoes to fill. The confidence that this girl has to have and the armor to go out there and sing Chester's stuff has got to be hard. Maybe that's a bit of what scientology offers a person? Man that was an interesting controversy too - LP (and Mike) HAD TO HAVE KNOWN that was coming and it just seems like either they didn't think it'd blow up in the way that it did, or .. IDK man. I feel like her apology post was about as good as it could have been, but the whole mess does still rub you in slightly the wrong way, and for a return announcement of one the biggest bands in the world, to have TWO issues that make you feel .. not the best, is probably not the best.

I mean, at the end of the day, i'm still a music guy at heart. So, of course not forgiving behavior, but if the music is awesome, i'll keep listening. I just hate it when people are assholes. So, hoping Mike is doing this for the right reasons and the legacy of this great band won't be tainted in the wrong way.

[sakuraswordly]

Spoiler Tsofph season 6

Inside Meirchio's bathhouse

Velvet: Ah, what a nice bath. How was the men's side?

Sonic: Uuuuhhhhhh *Blushing* Uh, not bad. I feel warmer now.

Velvet: Hm? Your face is all red. Is it too long?

Sonic: No! Um, I feel fine. *His face is bright as tomato colour*

Velvet holds out her comb to him.

Sonic: ...............!!

Velvet: You mind? Help me comb my hair.

Sonic: Can I?

Velvet: Yes, please.

Sonic: Alright, leave it to me.

Sonic raises the comb but hesitates as he notices wisps of malevolence coming off of Velvet.

Velvet: Be careful, okay? I can't contain it.

Sonic: .................................................You know something, Velvet? Your hair is really beautiful.

Velvet: .............!!

Sonic: You know, that power that I have... If I could master the silver flame from Laphicet, I might... be able to turn everyone back into a human.

Velvet: A human, huh. If we ever had a chance to start over, I'd love to cook for you every day. My quiches are much better than anything they sell in the stores.

Sonic: Okay! Then I'll fetch the water and chop the firewood!

Velvet: All by yourself?

Sonic: Of course! I'm going to get memories back soon. And I'm gonna get stronger, too.

Velvet: Yes, you will. I know you will.

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Velvet: I know I might die if I go through with this, but still, I have to do it. Even if it means I have to sacrifice everyone that I know... Even you who saved me... The Lord of Calamity isn't a daemon lord. She's just a... selfish, horrible girl.

Sonic: You know Velvet......the nickname "Laphi" that you gave to me kind of a little too childish.

Velvet's eyes open and she stares ahead. The malevolence stops rising and fades away.

Velvet: You think so?

Sonic: Even I don't like to treat you like a child but I like how that's a symbol how kindness you are. I never knew how a demon like you could have a weak side too.

Velvet: Oh....I still don't understand boys sometimes...I'm sorry....

He hands her the comb. Velvet smiles back and looks down to hide tears.

Sonic: It's okay.....I'll forgive you.

Velvet: Thank you, Sonic.

.

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Chester: So Sonic, man to man... how was your bath in Meirchio?

Sonic: Huh?

Chester: You, uh, you went in with Velvet, right? Just between us guys, what was it like?

Sonic: *Blushing* Wh-Wh-What are you getting at, Chester?!

Syaoran: Let me in on this, too. It'll be our secret.

Sonic: Syaoran?! You too?!

Syaoran: There's nothing to be ashamed of. There are just certain times in life when you need to find your resolve and seize the opportunity. We just want to know what your resolve got you.

Chester: Right. It's like a test.

Sonic: Stop it! I didn't go into the bath with her!

Chester: Now that's a shame. That might have been your one shot. Once you're all grown up, you won't be able to get away with it.

Sonic: That's why I didn't do it. I'm tired of Velvet treating me like a little kid.

Chester: Ahahaha! Bravo!

Syaoran: *Chuckle* You pass the test.

Chester: Right. You don't need me to watch over you anymore.

Sonic: Why did you laugh like that?

Chester: We're just happy that you're growing up.

Sonic: I don't understand you at all, Chester! If you're just gonna pick on me, go away!

Chester: Woah whoa! I'm sorry. But I really needed that. Laughter's good for the soul.

Sonic: Chester.....Were you feeling tense?

Chester: You wouldn't think it, huh? But now I can fight like I always do. I owe you, Sonic. You too, Syaoran-kun.

Sonic: Yeah, don't worry about it.

Syaoran: *Smile*

Chester: Sonic, Syaoran-kun. Watch me prove myself.

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Velvet: We just need one last soul to awaken the elemental Empyreans.

Sonic: Are you all right, Velvet?

Velvet: I'll eat Melchior and our collection will be complete.

Sonic: I'm not worried about that. I'm worried about you. You collapsed after the thing, remember?

Velvet: Ah... You wonder if I'm fine after eating Saleh. It's not a problem.

Sonic: But wasn't Saleh a lot more powerful than they were?

Velvet: But look at me. I'm fine, right? Does it seem like I'm faking it?

Sonic: No...it just.............

Velvet: I think I'm just used to it. Both my body and mind.

Sonic: *Smile* You're not just used to it. You've changed.

Velvet: Hm?

Sonic: Just as I changed after finding the true origin of my past, you've gotten stronger through our travels, too. You faced down many sorrows and hardships and overcame them all.

Velvet: Did I, though?

Sonic: You did. And that's why I-

* Stomach rumbles.*

Laphicet: Ah...

Sonic: Oh.

Velvet: *Chuckle* I'll make you a quiche later.

Laphicet: Could you make pudding, too?

Velvet: Sure... But are you just trying to butter me up so I'll cook for you?

Laphicet: Well, I mean...Uh... Yeah. How did you know?

Velvet: You too, Phi. You really have grown a lot, haven't you? All right, let's go and find me some Melchior to eat.

Sonic & Laphicet: Yeah!

.

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After awaken the elemental Empyreans.

Amy: So, what was it you needed to say to me alone?

Velvet turns and smiles at her. Amy smiles back.

Velvet: Where's Sonic?

Amy: He wanted to stand watch with me, but I forced him to get some rest. After all this fighting, he needs it.

Velvet: I owe you. Laphi always tries to play the tough guy.

Amy: Just like the one who named him.

Velvet: He's nothing like me. His motivation comes from hope.

Amy: Hope...

Velvet: The wind is nice...

Amy: Yes. The world may teem with hardship and sadness, but it's also filled with beauty. The endless ocean, the islands in the south, even the frozen tundra and the mountains that spew fire.

Velvet: It is... And humans make their home among all that beauty. This is the world that Laphi always yearned to travel. I finally understand what he saw when he sat looking out over the ocean.

*Velvet looks down*

Velvet: Amy, I have a single favor to ask of you. If anything happens to me, take care of Sonic.

Amy: What? Is something the matter?

Velvet: The power possessed by the therions and Innominat is fundamentally the same. I have a theory... No. "Theory" is too rational. A different part of me, something separate from my hatred, wants me to do something. It wants me to leave this world with hope.

Amy: Wait. You don't mean...

Velvet: Humor me, okay? If the worst happens. I'm counting on both you and Shadow.

Amy:...I understand. You have my word. I'll look after Sonic. While I'd love to take advantage of this momentary weakness, I can't. My oath is to obey your orders until my dying breath.

Velvet: Heh. I'd almost forgotten about all that. I'm counting on you then.

[lovemesomesurveys]

Do you have a large dog? If not, are you afraid of them? No, my doggo is more on the medium side. I'm not afraid of large dogs by default, but I get scared if they try to jump up. I'm in a wheelchair, so when they do that they are taller than me and it's just intimidating even if they're just being playful and excitable.

Has anyone ever told you that they loved you, and you didn’t say it back? Yeah. I'm not one to just throw those words around, I say it to those I really mean it. It's awkward when someone says it and I don't say it back, but I just don't feel comfortable saying it.

Who is your favorite photographer? I don't have one.

Were you shy in high school? Yes. I've always been shy.

Did the last guy/girl you kissed have any piercings? No.

Do you actually love your parents? More than anything.

Do you know anyone autistic? Yes.

Do you like your girlfriend’s/boyfriend’s parents? ---

Do you like Polaroid photography? I do.

Who was the last family member of yours that died? One of my uncles.

Do you have any gay family members? Yes.

Would you be upset if you caught your boyfriend looking at porn? Meh, I don't think so.

What is your favorite type of cat? I don't have one.

Who of the opposite sex has seen you at your worst? My dad and brother.

Were you raised by someone other than your parents? No.

What’s the last chore you did? I've been basically bedridden for quite awhile, so it's been awhile since I've done any chores.

What is your favorite jungle animal? I don't have one.

Is your father injured? .No.

Are you part Native American? No.

What are your pets’ names? Princess Leia.

Have you ever worked two jobs? I've never worked any jobs.

What are the names of all the dogs you’ve ever owned? .Buster, Scruffy, Brandie, and Princess Leia.

Would you ever get a face tattoo? No.

Who in life have you felt the strongest need to protect? I'm always way more concerned about my family.

What is the cruelest thing a person has ever said to you? Meh.

Who have you most feared in your life? Not a who, but a what. I've had my struggles.

What is your strongest reason for your opinion on abortion? --

What one natural thing would you most like to see? The Northern Lights.

Do you like the game Tetris? Nah.

What’s the most rebellious thing you’ve ever done? .I'm not a rebel lol.

Have you ever wanted to be a model? No.

Do you like your name how it’s spelled? Yeah.

Who was your first online friend? I don't recall, that was so long ago. I've been online since like 1998/1999.

Your last ex: how did you two get together? We met throgh a mutual friend.

Does your mom dye her hair? Yeah.

What’s the best kind of video game? (Adventure, shooting, etc) Mario Brother kind.

Do you know anyone who has road rage? Yes.

Have you ever had a controlling boyfriend/girlfriend? No.

Have you ever tried to break up anyone because YOU liked the guy/girl? Nooo.

Do you draw fanart of anything? No, I have zero talent.

What was the last music video you watched? Did you like it? I don't even remember.

What’s a condition you have that you haven’t been officially diagnosed with? >> autism

Which one of your parents do you think is smarter? Both of them are smart,

Have you ever supported anyone’s Kickstarter? If so, what was it? No.

What band has the power to make you cry by splitting up? Well, they didn't split up but Chester died and that was just devastating and obviously so much worse. I'm so sad I never got to see Linkin Park in concert and even though the remaining members still preform, it's not the same.

Can grills be sexy on a guy? I don't find grills sexy.

What’s your favorite comic book/graphic novel? I don't have one.

Do you prefer original or sour Skittles? Neither

Do you find it easy to pass the time or do you get really bored? Some days really seem to draaaaaag. Like today.

Have you ever been in a Catholic confessional? No. I'm not Catholic.

Who was the last non-relative you rode in a vehicle with? Well, I had 2 relatives in the car with me, but there also was my brother's boyfriend in the car.

What was the title of the last song you listened to? I'm blanking at the moment.

Who is the lead singer of your favorite band? Chester Bennington.

Do you expect to be married in the next 2 years? HA, no. I'll still be single as fuck.

Have you ever had an allergic reaction to an insect? Just the usual reaction we all get, nothing serious.

Who IMed you on Facebook last? My friend, Tara.

Is there an item that you bought on a whim, but now consider it a crucial part of your life and you would or have purchased it again? I am sure of it, but of course I can't think of an example right now.

What flags do you have in your room, if any? None.

What was the last thing you ate? Taco Bell proved their love for me and brought back their rolled chicken tacos again. I just came home from the hospital a week ago, so the timing couldn't have been better.

What kind of natural disaster is most common where you live? We don't really experience any where I live, thankfully.

Do you or your parents rake your yard? My dad does all that.

If you’re not straight, who was the first person you came out to? --

Where did you meet the last person you swapped numbers with? I don't recall who I last swapped numbers with other than various medical people.

Who was the last person to add you as a friend on Facebook? Some random person, who I denied. I only add people I know.

[theflashseason10]

The Flash Season 10, Episode 11 - "Greens, Greens, Nothing But Greens"

Click "keep reading" to expand the entire script, or click here for the rest of the episodes!

INT. STAR LABS - DAY

SNOW-GREEN is pacing around the lab, talking on the Star Labs phone. IRIS, ALLEGRA, and RIDDLEMAN are all huddled around a computer, scouring the internet for any signs of Barry or Chester.

JOE WEST (V.O) (on the phone) Snow-Green, we've got a situation over here. There's a new villain in town, and they're causing chaos at CC Jitters.

SNOW-GREEN (into the phone) What kind of villain, Joe?

JOE WEST (V.O) (on the phone) A bread-based one. They're stealing all the flour, and the police can't seem to catch them.

SNOW-GREEN (into the phone) Alright, I'll send Emerald over to handle it.

SNOW-GREEN hangs up the phone and turns to EMERALD, who is getting ready to leave.

SNOW-GREEN (to Emerald) Go get 'em, sweetie.

EMERALD (smiling) Will do, Snow-Green.

EMERALD gives Snow-Green a kiss and heads out the door.

IRIS (looking up from the computer) Any luck finding anything, guys?

ALLEGRA (frustrated) No, nothing yet. It's like they've both vanished into thin air.

RIDDLEMAN (looking worried) I hope they're alright.

Suddenly, the phone rings again. Snow-Green answers it.

JOE WEST (V.O) (on the phone) Snow-Green, it's Joe again. I just wanted to check in, and see if you guys have found anything yet.

SNOW-GREEN (into the phone) No, Joe. We're still searching.

JOE WEST (V.O) (on the phone) Alright, well keep me updated. Oh, and one more thing. The sky's turning green.

SNOW-GREEN (into the phone) We noticed, Joe.

Snow-Green hangs up the phone, looking concerned. Iris, Allegra, and Riddleman all look up at the green sky, worried about what this could mean.

IRIS (whispering) What does it mean, guys?

ALLEGRA (whispering) I have a bad feeling about this.

RIDDLEMAN (whispering) Me too.

FADE TO BLACK.

INT. GREEN UNIVERSE CAVE - DAY

CHESTER (disoriented) What the…where am I?

Chester rubs his eyes, trying to adjust to his new surroundings. He looks around, taking in the green walls of the cave.

CHESTER (stunned) This can't be real. Am I in the green universe?

Chester exits the cave and sees that the world outside looks normal, except everything is green. He looks up at the sky and sees that it's blue.

CHESTER (joking) Well, I guess this answers the question of what the green universe looks like.

Chester makes his way towards the green universe version of Star Labs, still trying to wrap his head around what has happened to him.

CHESTER (to himself) I hope everyone is okay. I need to find out what happened and how to get back to the real universe.

Chester approaches the entrance of the green universe version of Star Labs, and sees that everything looks the same, except it's green. He takes a deep breath and walks inside.

FADE TO BLACK.

FADE IN:

INT. TIME VOID - DAY

Barry is standing in the middle of a white, featureless void. The Speedforce, a bright, white energy entity, is speaking to him.

SPEEDFORCE: Barry, listen to me. Your friends are safe. They're all alive and well, mostly in the correct universes.

BARRY: What do you mean "mostly in the correct universes"? That wasn't part of the deal!

SPEEDFORCE: It's a small setback, Barry. Trust me, you're doing the right thing.

Barry looks worried, but the Speedforce's energy is comforting.

SPEEDFORCE: Just stay the course, Barry. You'll see the results of your actions soon enough.

Barry nods, still looking unsure. The scene ends on a shot of Barry, lost in thought.

FADE OUT.

INT. STAR LABS LAB - DAY

Allegra is sitting at a desk, looking at Riddleman who is engrossed in his phone. She turns to him with a look of annoyance.

ALLEGRA: (sighs) What's so important that you're ignoring me, Riddleman?

RIDDLEMAN: (looks up, sheepishly) Oh, sorry Allegra. I'm just trying to find a riddle universe version of Sue Dearbon that's not evil.

ALLEGRA: (unimpressed) Really? You're searching for a girlfriend while Barry is missing?

RIDDLEMAN: (apologetic) I know, I know. It's just, I'm really lonely. And I was hoping to find someone who understands me.

ALLEGRA: (sighs) Well, maybe you should try to focus on finding Barry instead.

RIDDLEMAN: (nods) You're right. I'm sorry. (clears throat) Want to hear a fun riddle to cheer you up?

ALLEGRA: (sighs) Sure, let's hear it.

RIDDLEMAN: (smiling) What starts with E, ends with E, but only contains one letter?

Allegra rolls her eyes.

ALLEGRA: (disinterested) Envelope.

RIDDLEMAN: (deflated) Oh. Yeah, you're right. (sighs) I'll keep searching for answers.

Allegra gives Riddleman a small smile, then returns to her work. The camera zooms out as the two continue to work in silence, their minds preoccupied with the search for Barry and Chester.

INT. CC Jitters Bakery - DAY

Emerald flies into the bakery, dodging a few of the marbles that are being shot at him by the new villain. He lands on the ground and looks around, taking in the situation.

VILLAIN (laughing) Surrender now, Emerald, or face the consequences of the rising dough!

Emerald narrows his eyes and extends his hand, shooting a green energy blast at the villain. The villain dodges the blast, grabs a bag of flour, and tosses it into the air. The flour begins to swirl around her, forming into a tornado-like shape.

VILLAIN Meet your baker, the one and only, Sourdough!

Emerald flies up into the air, dodging the marbles and the swirling flour. He zips around the bakery, firing energy blasts at Sourdough. She deflects each one with ease, laughing maniacally.

SOURDOUGH You can't defeat me, Emerald! I am the queen of the bakery!

Emerald pauses for a moment, thinking. Then, he flies over to the bakery's oven, opens the door, and starts firing energy blasts inside. The heat from the oven begins to rise, and soon the entire bakery is filled with the smell of fresh-baked bread.

EMERALD But I am the king of the kitchen!

Sourdough's eyes widen as she sees the heat from the oven. She starts to shrink down, the flour tornado around her dissipating. She lands on the ground, now just a small pile of flour.

SOURDOUGH (defeated) How did you do that?

Emerald lands on the ground, standing over Sourdough.

EMERALD I simply turned up the heat.

Emerald reaches down and picks up the pile of flour, tossing it into a nearby trash can.

EMERALD (cont'd) Looks like you're all kneaded out.

The scene fades to black as Emerald smiles, pleased with himself.

INT. GREEN UNIVERSE STAR LABS - DAY

Chester walks in and looks around, noticing that everything is green. He makes his way to the main room where he sees another Chester.

CHESTER (Surprised) Twins?!

GREEN UNIVERSE CHESTER (Grinning) Twice the speed, twice the fun.

Chester walks up to Green Universe Chester, and looks at him in amazement.

CHESTER (Excited) Hey, we should be friends. I’ll call you "Speedy Green”.

GREEN UNIVERSE CHESTER (Laughing) I like it!

They fist bump each other, and Chester feels relieved to have a friend in this green universe.

CHESTER (Smiling) So, what’s the deal here in the green universe?

GREEN UNIVERSE CHESTER (Serious) It’s a long story, but we have our own set of problems. But first, let’s grab a green-themed drink.

Chester and Green Universe Chester walk off-screen, leaving the Star Labs and ready to explore the green universe together.

FADE OUT.

INT. STAR LABS - CONTINUOUS

Iris, Snow-Green, and Allegra are all glued to the TV screen, watching a news broadcast.

NEWSCASTER (On TV) Breaking news! The new speedster hero Emerald has just committed a heinous act of murder in downtown Central City.

Snow-Green gasps and puts a hand to her mouth, while Iris and Allegra exchange worried glances.

NEWSCASTER (CONT'D) (On TV) The victim is the new villain Sourdough, who was attempting to rob the CC Jitters Bakery. According to eyewitnesses, Emerald used his super speed to brutally attack and kill Sourdough. We urge anyone with information about this dangerous vigilante to come forward.

The newscaster then shifts to another topic.

NEWSCASTER (CONT'D) (On TV) In other news, the strange green sky that has been hovering over Central City has yet to be explained, and the police are investigating. Some citizens have even pointed the finger at Emerald, claiming that he is responsible for the bizarre phenomenon.

Suddenly, Emerald bursts into the room.

EMERALD What's going on? Is everyone okay?

Snow-Green runs to him and gives him a tight hug.

SNOW-GREEN (whispering) I'm so worried about you. Are you okay?

EMERALD (hugging back) I'm fine. But we have bigger problems. I didn't kill Sourdough. I turned her into flour and threw her in the garbage. Something weird is going on here.

Iris, Snow-Green, and Allegra all look at each other, clearly surprised by his explanation.

SNOW-GREEN (confused) You turned her into flour?

EMERALD (nodding) Yes. She's not dead. I would never do something like that.

IRIS (skeptical) Then who did? And why would they blame you?

EMERALD (shrugging) I don't know. But I need to clear my name and find out what's going on.

ALLEGRA (determined) We'll help you. We're in this together.

The group nods in agreement, determined to uncover the truth and clear Emerald's name.

INT. GREEN STAR LABS - NIGHT

Chester and Speedy Green sit at the bar, sipping Appletinis.

SPEEDY GREEN So, that's what's been going on with me. What about you? How'd you end up in our universe?

CHESTER (sips his drink) It's a long story. I was helping out Barry and the others when we stumbled upon a riddle explosion. Snow-Green and Emerald stopped it, but I got sucked into a portal and ended up here.

SPEEDY GREEN (runs a hand through his hair) Wow, that's insane. So, what's the deal with Emerald? He's causing a lot of trouble in our city.

CHESTER (shrugs) It's complicated. See, in my universe, Green Ronnie fused with Green Thawne to become Emerald.

SPEEDY GREEN (narrows his eyes) Green Thawne? The one who tried to destroy our world?

CHESTER (nods) Yeah, that's the one. But now he's a hero. He's trying to make up for his past mistakes.

SPEEDY GREEN (skeptical) I don't know, man. Sounds too good to be true.

CHESTER (defensive) I swear it's the truth. He's a good guy. And he's been trying to stop this crazy villain who's been causing all sorts of chaos.

SPEEDY GREEN (interested) Tell me more about this villain.

Chester starts to explain, but is interrupted by the sound of a bow being drawn. They turn to see a new arrival: Emerald Archer.

EMERALD ARCHER (smiling) Sorry to interrupt, boys. I couldn't help but overhear. Mind if I join in?

Chester and Speedy Green welcome him, intrigued by the newcomer. They begin to chat, trading jokes and riddles, enjoying each other's company. The night is filled with laughter and good times.

INT. TIME VOID - CONTINUOUS

Barry is still floating in the Time Void, arguing with the Speed Force.

BARRY (desperately) I need more time! I need to fix what's wrong!

SPEED FORCE You've had enough time, Barry. You've made your choices, and now you must face the consequences.

BARRY (frustrated) But I can't fix this alone. I need my team. I need their help.

SPEED FORCE Your team can't help you now, Barry. This is your burden to bear.

BARRY (voice rising) But I can't do this alone! I need more time!

Suddenly, a bright light appears in the distance. It grows brighter and brighter until it engulfs Barry.

BARRY (shields his eyes) What's happening?

SPEED FORCE You have one more chance, Barry. Use it wisely.

The light fades, and Barry finds himself back in his own time.

BARRY (looking around, confused) What just happened?

He realizes that he's standing in front of his team, who are all staring at him.

BARRY (CONT'D) (to his team) Guys, I need your help. We have to fix what's wrong. We have to save the timeline.

The team nods, ready to follow Barry's lead.

CUT TO BLACK.

INT. STAR LABS - MAIN HALLWAY - DAY

Barry steps out of the time portal and looks around, disoriented. Allegra rushes up to him and throws her arms around him in a tight hug.

ALLEGRA (relieved) Barry! You're back! Where's Chester?

BARRY (still disoriented) I don't know. I've been stuck in the Time Void. What's been happening?

ALLEGRA (tearfully) It's been chaos. Chester disappeared and we don't know where he is. We've been trying to find him, but there's been no luck.

Barry looks at Allegra sympathetically, then tries to cheer her up with a joke.

BARRY (smiling) You know what Chester would say in a situation like this? He'd say, "Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field!"

Allegra looks at Barry, clearly not amused.

ALLEGRA (sadly) That's not funny, Barry. I just want to find Chester.

Snow-Green chuckles at the exchange, but Emerald motions for her to be quiet.

EMERALD (to Barry) We need to focus on finding Chester. Do you have any idea where he could be?

Barry shakes his head, still trying to get his bearings.

BARRY I don't know. But we need to hurry. Time is running out.

The group nods in agreement, determined to find their missing friend.

INT. GREEN STAR LABS - DAY

Emerald Archer, Chester, and Speedy Green stand in the lab, examining a holographic projection of the sky.

EMERALD ARCHER (gesturing to the projection) Do you see this? The sky is blue instead of green. It's wrong, and it's affecting the balance of our universe.

CHESTER (scratching his head) Hmm, that is weird. Do you think it has something to do with the portal I came through?

EMERALD ARCHER (considering the idea) It's possible. But there's no way to know for sure. We need to figure out what's causing this, and fast.

SPEEDY GREEN (nodding in agreement) I'll get started on running some simulations on my Green Computer. Maybe I can pinpoint the source of the problem.

CHESTER (turning to Emerald Archer) So, who are you, exactly? You said you're the Green Universe version of Oliver Queen, but what does that mean?

EMERALD ARCHER (sighing) It's complicated. In my universe, Oliver Queen is the Green Arrow, just like in yours. But he also took up the mantle of the Emerald Archer, using his archery skills to harness the power of the Green.

CHESTER (nodding along) Okay, that makes sense. But why did you come here?

EMERALD ARCHER (looking serious) Because something is seriously wrong with our universe. The Green is fading, and I fear that if we don't act soon, it could be lost forever.

CHESTER (trying to lighten the mood) Well, it's a good thing we've got the Green Computer and the Green Brainiac on the case. We'll get to the bottom of this.

EMERALD ARCHER (smiling for the first time) I hope you're right, Chester. We need all the help we can get.

The three of them turn their attention back to the holographic projection, determined to solve the mystery of the blue sky and save the Green Universe from destruction.

INT. STAR LABS - DAY

Emerald and Snow-Green are sitting in front of a computer, frantically typing away. Emerald looks up from the screen with a worried expression.

EMERALD: There's a possibility that Chester is in the Green Universe.

SNOW-GREEN: (trying to lighten the mood) Well, the sky is green, after all.

Emerald doesn't find the joke funny and turns back to the computer.

EMERALD: This is serious. The green sky could signify something catastrophic.

SNOW-GREEN: (sighing) I know, I'm sorry. It's just a defense mechanism. I'm scared too.

EMERALD: We need to find out what's causing this. It could be the work of a villain, or something worse.

SNOW-GREEN: (nodding) I'll keep researching. There has to be a way to fix this.

Emerald nods, deep in thought. He knows that time is of the essence and they need to act quickly before it's too late.

INT. REGULAR STAR LABS - DAY

Emerald is typing on the computer while Snow-Green reads a book beside him. Suddenly, a loud knocking on the door interrupts them.

Emerald stands up and walks to the door. He looks through the peephole and sees a group of police officers.

EMERALD: (to Snow-Green) We've got company.

He opens the door, and the officers barge in, immediately surrounding Emerald.

EMERALD: (firmly) What is the meaning of this?

OFFICER: You're under arrest for the murder of Sourdough.

Emerald looks shocked, but he quickly regains his composure.

EMERALD: That's impossible. I didn't do it.

OFFICER: Save it for the judge.

Emerald looks back at Snow-Green, who has stood up and is watching the scene with concern.

EMERALD: (to Snow-Green) Tell the others what's happened. I need a lawyer.

SNOW-GREEN: I'm on it.

As Emerald is escorted out of the lab in handcuffs, Barry and Iris enter.

BARRY: What's going on?

SNOW-GREEN: (to Barry) Emerald's been arrested for Sourdough's murder.

BARRY: (surprised) What? How did we miss that?

IRIS: It happened while you were in the time void.

BARRY: (defeated) Great.

IRIS: But we can't just sit here. We have to do something to help him.

BARRY: (optimistic) We will. We'll get him out of jail totally legally, for real.

Snow-Green follows the officers outside, and the scene cuts to black.

EXT. STAR LABS - NIGHT

Snow-Green stands outside Star Labs, watching as the police car drives away with Emerald inside. Tears stream down her face.

SNOW-GREEN (sobbing) Ronnie, no…

She continues to cry as a motorcycle engine revs in the distance. Snow-Green turns to see a figure on a green hard-light motorcycle speeding towards her. The motorcycle pulls up next to her, and the rider removes their helmet, revealing a young woman with short green hair.

MYSTERY WOMAN Hey, you okay?

Snow-Green sniffles and looks at the woman.

SNOW-GREEN (voice trembling) I don't know. Ronnie…he's gone.

MYSTERY WOMAN I know. I heard what happened. But listen, we can still save him.

SNOW-GREEN (looks at the woman, confused) Who are you?

MYSTERY WOMAN (call me voice) You can call me Green Fury. And I'm here to help.

Snow-Green looks at Green Fury, unsure of what to make of her. The scene ends with a shot of the two of them standing outside Star Labs, with the green sky above them.

EXT. REGULAR STAR LABS - NIGHT

John Diggle, the Green Lantern, bursts through the wall, sending debris flying everywhere. He looks around urgently and spots Barry.

GREEN LANTERN Barry, we need to talk.

BARRY (startled) John, what's going on?

GREEN LANTERN (focused) I don't have much time. There's something big coming, and I need your help to stop it.

BARRY (concerned) What is it? What's happening?

GREEN LANTERN (somberly) A threat to the multiverse. We need to act fast.

BARRY (determined) I'm with you. What can we do?

GREEN LANTERN (intense) We have to stop it before it's too late.

BARRY (nods) Let's do this.

As they get ready to leave, Green Lantern turns to Barry and recites his famous oath.

GREEN LANTERN "In brightest day, in blackest night, no evil shall escape my sight. Let those who worship evil's might, beware my power… Green Lantern's light!"

The scene ends with Barry and Green Lantern running out of the lab, determined to face this new threat.

EXT. GREEN UNIVERSE CC JITTERS - DAY

A man who looks exactly like Barry Allen is sipping coffee in front of the cafe. Suddenly, a woman and a child approach him, staring with suspicion.

WOMAN (excitedly) Are you Evil Barry?

GOOD GREEN BARRY (chuckles) No, I'm not him. I'm the Good Green Barry.

CHILD (skeptically) You're a superhero?

GOOD GREEN BARRY (smiling) Yes, I am. And I'm the fastest man alive.

The woman looks at Good Green Barry with amazement and asks:

WOMAN Can we have your autograph, please?

Good Green Barry takes a pen and paper, signs it with his new superhero name and hands it over to them.

GOOD GREEN BARRY There you go.

As the woman and the child walk away, Good Green Barry looks up at the sky and realizes something's amiss.

GOOD GREEN BARRY (muttering) That's odd.

He looks up again, and the sky is now blue.

GOOD GREEN BARRY (to himself) The sky… it's supposed to be green.

The scene ends with Good Green Barry looking up at the sky with a confused expression on his face.

FADE TO BLACK.