#do the hanky panky

[heartstopperthoughts]

[puuuders]

Rite here Rite now Spoiler warning

Since Mr. Ghost didn't tell us about the Sister Imperator memorial til the day before (although I understand), I don't have an offering prepared. So I decided to just whip up a random drawing of Nihil that I'm going to print on to some cardstock before I go.

And for those who don't know about it, it's up on Ghosts Instagram. Yippiee

[ink-and-dagger]

Astro bath sex plzzzzz

Silco does not have the ass surface area to be fucking around on wet porcelain like that. It'd be like trying to balance a pin on ice. He'd be under the water faster than you can say 'Ever wonder what it's like to drown'

[spiritshaydra]

Hot take, Megasound is an ace (possibly aroace) power couple situation and in this essay I will-

[marlynnofmany]

I just thought to myself, “That tree has a lot of mistletoe,” but my brain got its wires crossed, so what I actually thought was “That tree has a lot of medusas,” and THIS IS WHERE WRITERS GET IDEAS FROM.

[gifti3]

....sooo

Whats the situation between sol asmo and mc?

Im conducting an investigation

[jonathanbyersphd]

No because if there's one thing Jonathan and Nancy are gonna do its wear matching or complementary outfits

[windor-truffle]

[behind the scenes of writing Two Hearts Could Be One]:

ok if Asbel ends up being the one who kills Cedric that's important I think that'd weigh on his conscience so I should try to have at least one scene acknowledging that maybe let him talk with Richard abt it but hmm I didn't leave much room in the plot here for extra stuff maybe they can discuss it while helping Richard get ready for the coronation oh that's right Richard's injured he probably needs help getting dressed for it and I can draw parallels between the wound Richard has now and the one Asbel got at Wallbridge and wait am I seriously planning a scene where Asbel sensually undresses Richard while talking about the man he killed on his behalf jesus christ you two stop turning this into a romance 😩

[anto-pops]

are there still consequences like rumors or something after peeves caught seb and mc having sex in the restricted section? he would never shut up his mouth. especially not when it's about something so scandalous.

LMAO YOU'RE RIGHT, the possibilities are endless which is why I didn't specify what happened after, but he definitely flew his corporeal ass straight to Madame Scribner to start 💀

I imagine there was a lot of detentions that followed, and Peeves absolutely took to hounding the reader after the fact since she essentially becomes such an easy target. He'll taunt her in passing and sing rhymes about her boobs (since he got a nice eyeful, the slimy bastard) and she develops an affinity for bolting in the opposite direction at the sight of him. Sebastian gets an earful too, but he's more used to it since he's had beef with the poltergeist since fifth-year

[wilcze-kudly]

Hey... do you guys think that Wei and Bolin would utilise Wei's wires for.... unconventional means?

[remyfire]

Lots of staring at the clock today, my friends, and I'm gonna hate it

[krysmcscience]

@crinklytinfoil Ask and ye shall receive ;)

What do you mean this isn't what happened

Not pictured: White shoving his entire spooky ghost self into Brown's suit because How Dare anyone ignore him

That being said, WHITE'S BACK WHITE'S BACK WHITE'S BACK, I shoulda known this fucker wouldn't stay gone for long!!! White, my guy, you died like SIX YEARS AGO, have you been haunting Brown this WHOLE TIME??? I'd say get a life but I wouldn't want to give you any ideas - no, NO, I don't CARE if possession is nine-tenths of the law, that isn't what that even MEANS D:<

In other news, I am 100% convinced White has been perving on Brown by watching him whenever he gets it on, but is really bored and annoyed at how Brown always tops now, so every time it happens, White just keeps yelling dumb shit from his Boring Ghost Limbo like 'put a fukken dick up your ass already! >:['

Brown and Co. in upcoming chapters, probably:

I don't know how they think those knives are gonna help. Guys. Guys. He's already DEAD. What are you doing

the amazing alien ghost cube is so amazing that it can be whatever size is most convenient for the joke to work

Got one more doodle incoming soonish (plus a five page comic uhhhh In Time - look, it's a big project, okay???), but in the meantime, I actually have been working on my own original stuff, too, I promise. See, I have this doodle of Shio sans headcovering here and- why is it under a read-more? ...No reason :]

Aren't they beautiful? :3c

Fun fact, Shio doesn't even have to look like that, they could literally shear off the fucked up bits and spend a few months regrowing it, but NO. They just- choose to be horrifying. (It is very useful for scaring the bejeezus out of unsuspecting humans, after all...)

I don't know how to end this post BYE

[thedevilandhisbride]

cant get the thought of aziraphale having a 'younger' or 'more time appropriate' human form out of my head.

just imagine our angel looking and being dressed like an early 2000s teen, or even a 1980s young adult. you cant tell me that, with how much aziraphale reads, he wouldnt want to try and experience as much as what is described in those books as possible.

clubbing? frat parties? college? highschool? going on stupid adventures with other teens? the drama of being a teenager/young adult in school would absolutely draw him in

i dont think he used wouldve used that form a lot, but he used it enough times for it to be slightly broken in and for him to slip into a different mindset when wearing it.

this also brings me to where my brain goes everytime i think of this. and that is:

what if azi, experiencing the joys of young adulthood, trying to learn about it and getting fully into it with other people in hopes of trying new things and influencing them to choose fun for the sake of it bringing joy and goodness, ran into our beloved beatles haircut crowley in the 80s while at a bar?

this has been floating in my head for about a week and a half now. the beloveds being in different, but similar, bodily forms. i can imagine crowley having one as well.

im rotating this in my mind like a rotisserie chicken btw

[lostmykeysie]

hii <33

i just read the latest tml chapter and it was lovely glad to see them all being happy and okay these are my children right here

i just wanted to ask (no pressure obv) what are your plans after tml is over? like are you going to take a break? have any fic ideas in mind?

IDK IF THIS SOUNDS LIKE IM DEMANDING STH MORE BC IM NOT take all the breaks you need, we need you rested and well

i love when i come back online and check my inbox and i've posted a chapter since i was last online because you are so obviously talking about chapter eleven hahahahahaha love you i hope you don't hate me too much for chapter twelve my bad babes (no ragrets)

i was planning to take a break once TML was done but i'm too excited about my modern magic au (two knights defence - i answered an ask on it before and that's what it will be tagged with moving forward FYI!!!!!) and i actually cannot wait !!!!!! so i think i will probs be doing a proper plan for 2KD before i start because it's gonna be quite plotty and because it's gonna be a proper au i'm gonna have to actually PLOT instead of just filling in gaps around canon like c&tw, so that will be exciting (and daunting)

i am also going to try my hardest to write the bloody fucking buy a bachelor one shot i started seventeen years ago and never picked up again because it's so fun and i'm thinking like... i'm used to writing 10k chapters for TML now so surely i can just pop out a quick 10k oneshot??? surely????? so if i'm not too tempted to jump straight into 2KD that's what i want to do :) but who knows at this point i cannot be tamed !!!!!!!!!!!

love u xxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxxx

[twodoorsnotone]

Yes, I dislike doctor-companion romances. Yes, I'm Thasmin stan. We exist

[jonathanbyersphd]

Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Stranger Things (TV 2016) Rating: Teen And Up Audiences Warnings: Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Jonathan Byers/Nancy Wheeler Characters: Jonathan Byers, Nancy Wheeler, Will Byers, Eleven | Jane Hopper, Mike Wheeler, Joyce Byers, Jim "Chief" Hopper Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Fake/Pretend Relationship, Idiots in Love Summary: It had seemed like a good idea at the time, an easy way to appease both of their parents. The plan was simple enough: pretend to date when visiting home, avoid the endless questions about their love lives, and then go back to Chicago like nothing had happened. The only complication? A spring wedding. Now on a tight schedule, with tensions high and inhibitions low, Jonathan and Nancy are both wondering how much longer they can keep up this game.

Based on @jancy-fanfic-central’s spring prompts