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cute lil oneshot for @sspadfoot <3 (lwk made me cry even tho i wrote it) special delivery <333
It was the last day of 7th year. James was so excited to go home and see his parents. And plus, everyone was coming over too. Regulus, Remus, Sirius, Peter, Mary, Dorcas, Pandora, Evan, and even Barty. Marlene was coming too lames was a little nervous about that. Marlene had a sort of crush on his mom. Even though she has her own girlfriend. It made no sense to James, but whatever. They were going to have the best week before everyone had to go.
They were all getting on the train to go back home. Somehow, they all fit inside one compartment. To be fair there were a lot of people sitting on each other, Barty on Evan, Sirius on Remus, Pandora on Lily, Marlene on Dorcas, regulus on James and there was enough room that Peter and Mary could sit by themselves. They all were chatting. When the trolley lady came around was an awkward situation, but James made up for it by buying a lot of candy. It was their last year, after all, might as well indulge in the childless while they could.
They all got to platform 9 ¾ and Effie and Monty were nowhere to be seen
Marlene looked around in a very exaggerated manner, “Now. Where is my wife?”
Dorcas looked appalled, “Excuse me?”
“I love you babe, but Euphemia Potter.”
She couldn’t argue with that. Well, they couldn’t find them at the station. So, they all got a ride on the Night Bus to James’ house. James took the spare key out from underneath the flowerpot and opened the front door. Effie wasn’t in the living room or the kitchen or the library, neither was Monty.
“Mom!?” “Dad?!” James yelled out.
James remembered his parent’s bedroom, so they checked there next.
“We have gathered here today to remember Euphemia and Fleamont Potter.” James eventually drowned out the speaker and looked at the two caskets in the grass. He watched as they lowered the two caskets side by side forever.
James kept thinking back to that day. When they all found his parents. Dead in their bed. Holding hands. They were so peaceful. So serene. The way James started bawling, hitting the floor. All of his friends surrounded him in the biggest hug ever. They all sat there in silence while James sobbed. At one point Lily got up to get him some water. Somehow, they all moved downstairs to the living room where James was cuddled up in Regulus’ arms while Lily and Pandora made some food and something to drink. Everyone was quiet, huddled around the fire. All sitting in the living room.
James walked to the wake with everyone surrounding him.
James every day came down to the cemetery to have lunch, dinner, breakfast or just to talk to them.
Every day till he was reunited with them.
@im-just-here4853 @sspadfoot
#effie and monty#euphemia potter#james fleamont potter#fleamont potter#euphemia x fleamont#don't let me write angst ever again#i might kms#do not let me cook again
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Enstars Rarepair HC
Eichi and Niki👀
Yapping about eiki and miki too‼️‼️
The enstars otome game april fools just made me like this rarepair and go crazy.
"Imagine" if eichi thinks that he could manipulate niki with food to do some "errands" for him. At first, it was just for his own benefit. But, he slowly falls for him🫣
But!!!! I think I like Miki Kurose and Eiki Nakaouji shipping more. As you can see... I have gone crazy. I really think that miki and eiki ship is so cute. I wish to see more fan arts of them. The childhood friend card has so much potential🤭🤭
GUYS I LOVE RINNIKI BUT THIS NEW FOUND RAREPAIR JUST HAS SOME POTENTIAL 🙇🙇🙇
Don't let me cook again
#enstars#eichi tenshouin#niki shiina#eiki nakaouji#miki kurose#do not let me cook again#azuri's shenanigans
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HBEBEBEBEBEB UR WILLIAM DESIGN IS SO SILLYYYYY THAT SKRUNKLY OLD MAN IS GETTING THE CHAIR <3333
The worst man ever 💜
#ask reply#again I’m always glad when yall like my designs#WILLIAM is so fun to draw too#you guys have left a lot of nice comments and asks about his look!! which I appreciate!!#I always do try my best to make these characters semi accurate#but also visually distinct from one another#so im happy its working out#SO YEAH TY 💜💜💜#I gotta draw William more#promise I will in some serious comics#I do find him to be a very interesting character#it would be fun to explore all of that#let me cook let me cook 🔥🔥
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jin guangshan and lan qiren yaoi perhaps? since their shapes create a perfect balance?
Two old men perform worlds first successful 96.
#poorly drawn mdzs#mdzs#lan qiren#jin guangshan#I do not know if these two have a ship tag or if anyone has ever entertained the idea of these two kissing before.#Lets call them 'old man 96' for now.#Where the nine represents LQR's honkers and the six represents JGS's hunkers.#with our efforts combines we can make this the new cursed ship.#I am now giving preliminary head space to these two engaging in a relationship and -#HOO BOY. It would be horribly toxic. But like a beautiful mushroom the toxins are part of it's beauty.#They are the most opposite in morals and behaviour one could possibly be.#Okay the thoughts are done cooking.#Lan Qiren is the 'one guy' JGS has been with and it's haunted them both ever since. They refuse to make eye contact in meetings.#What led them both to that situation is for another day. I think I burnt 80% of my braincells thinking about these two kissing.#Thank you again delightful mutual stackedbirds for setting a lovely ball for me to strike down into the earth with.#I hope you enjoy the old men big naturals top and bottom edition. Balanced...as all things should be.
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able-bodied people will act like getting a mobility aid must be some tragic expirience where you resign yourself to being burdened by your disability forever meanwhile I'm over here counting down the days until my custom made knee braces come in like a kid waiting for Christmas absolutely giddy thinking about all the things I'm gonna be able to do once my joints have the support they need
#two weeks is such a long time!!#I want them nooooooooowwwwww#I wanna go on walks again!!!!!#and be able to go to shopping!!!#or anywhere!!#I wanna be able to stand long enough to do the dishes and cook again!!!!!!#THEY LET ME PICK THE COLOR THEY'RE GONNA BE RED!!!#I'M SO EXCITED!!!#actually disabled#living that hEDS life#my joints are so fuckin' wobbly man
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"Hmm? Oh, I'm just the milkman. Nothin' more. Won't you let me in, my doorman?"
#If i end up actually writing this as a fic please don't kill me lmfao#Insert your usual save the cow ride the milkman joke comment (im asexual.)#DO NOT LET ME COOK AGAIN HAHAHAHHAHAH i haven't even watched a whole playthrough of this neighbor thing i just thought it'd be funny af#hsr gallagher#honkai star rail#yandere gallagher x reader#yandere hsr#yandere honkai star rail#hsr#that's not my neighbor#yandere imagines#tw yandere#yandere male#yandere#yandere gallagher#yandere gallagher x you#gallagher x you#gallagher x reader#yandere honkai: star rail#yandere honkai star rail x reader#yandere honkai#yandere horror#hsr gallagher x reader#It's 12am as I'm making this and that's making this extra funny for me lmak#i like drawing on one layer and it shows here
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i love how in the start of the trailer for the 4th season of umbrella academy, all of the siblings look incredibly tired and depressed (also the my chemical romance song was really amping the angst up) except for klaus. like yes after they all lost their powers all of them just went full on ☠️face mode except for klaus. that bitch is still repressing his emotions like captain from ghosts with his gayness. keep doing it king
#ik i shouldn't say keep doing it king because its healthier to confront your emotions and stuff but let me cook ok#ig luther and diego also didn't look too tired but again LET ME COOK#klaus hargreeves#the umbrella academy#netflix#the captain#bbc ghosts
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“In another life, I loved you right.”
“In another life, you loved me at all.”
Tag your ship(s).
#okay i’ll start off uhhhh lets see here#griddlehark#you have to imagine the vibes with me harrow as the first and gideon as the second just IMAGINE lemme cook here#bumbleby#but specifically during their V5 divorce arc bc All That Matters owns my ass#‘the one thing that I can count on is that I cant count on you’? YEAAHHH I LOVE FLUFFY BEES BUT WWHEEWWW THEIR BREAKUP ERA WAS SO GOOD TOO#rosebird#do I really need to explain? raven as one summer as two is the obvious route BUT imagine summer as one and raven as two#now. now thats POWERFUL oh the implications#schneewood forest#wondercheetah#tyzula#THE GIRLS WHO GET IT!!! GET IT!!!#white raven#yeah this one’s obvious if you know you know#lightcannon#okay. jinx as one and lux as two. but then flip them and watch the world burn IYKYK!!!!#harlivy#again imagine the specific vibes of Ivy continuously offering her heart to the ONE (1!) human she’s vulnerable to#vs Harley continuously running back to the joker bc she cant break the cycle of abuse like. LIKE AGAIN ITS A VERY SPECIFIC VIBE#rwby#the locked tomb#tlt#nevermore webtoon#i cant think of anything else rn uhhh oops all sapphics
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Mha manga spoilers
soooo…. I’ ve been wondering If this scene is gonna have some role in the epilogue.
WHY did Katsuki met vestige AM and why and how did he enterted the vestige realm?
We know that anyone who had something common with OFA, their spirit would appear there
So does that mean, that Katsuki also somehow got OFA? (I think Its confirmed that Heroes rising movie is canon ➡️ he got OFA from Izuku for a while, but in the end, he didn’t have it anymore ➡️ so maybe that’s why he enterted the realm in the manga?)
ANYWAYS, I still can’t accept the fact, that after a while Izuku is gonna be quirkless again (when the embers run out) after everything he’s been through, I still hope there is some way, how he would get OFA back.
So my theory is:
We know that the handhold between Izuku and Katsuki has a big role in the story, it’s the most important moment for their relationship.
What if, when the handhold happens, Katsuki will pass OFA to Izuku without knowing?
Does that makes sence?? :DD
#mha#mha manga spoilers#izuku midoriya#mha deku#bnha#bnha spoilers#mha manga#mha spoilers#bkdk#mha 424#bnha 424#im cryin#im done#mha bakugou#katsuki bakugo#katsuki truly cares for izuku#thats just a theory#a game theory#please please please#let them be happy#bakugou had a whole breakdown because izuku would be quirkless again#i cant do this#anymore#let me live in my delusions#let me cook#let me be right atleast once#so please please please let me get what i want#dkbk#ktdk
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『この世は楽園 ほら!』/
"This world is a paradise. Come on!"
#egg art#eggmoon creations#rain world#iterator logs#GUESS WHOS BACK ON HER KAIRKI BEAR KICK AGAIN!!!#QUE SERA QUE SERA QUE SERAA~#kairiki bear#vocaloid#distant frontier#i think they should let him cook tbh#i think the whole superduperstructure idea is interesting!!#let grandpa have fun!!! god forbid old people do anything :/#saint do you think god judges me for writing these tags
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queerplatonic dinyon queerplatonic dinyon queerplatonic dinyon queerplatonic dinyon queerplatonic dinyon queerplatonic dinyon queerplatonic dinyon queerplatonic dinyon save me queerplatonic dinyon
#I apologize for the lethal amounts of queerplatonic fluffiness. it will happen again.#I rotate these two in my head like they’re in a microwave#let me cook (do not let me cook I will burn down the kitchen)#art#pikmin#mother pill#don’t think I’m over my crusade to change the ship name to mother pill#it is too funny in my eyes to ever stop#dingo pikmin#yonny pikmin#dinyon
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“the whole fucking off to the middle of nowhere and starting a lesbian separatist commune idea sounds cool in theory but is unrealistic in practice and could never actually work in modern da-”
#SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP!!!!!!!#like is it a long shot? maybe but I’m not giving up on my dream idc how long it takes#and to hear this rhetoric coming from other radfems… like pls. let me dream#i just wanna live out my days on a farm with my future wife and our animals#gardening cooking and forming relationships with other lesbians who wanna do the same#is it really too much to ask#I don’t think you understand how unbothered I would be to never have to see another man again…#female separatism#lesbian#radsplain.txt
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I love your art! I would love to see some Steve Raglan/William Afton art like how you draw Yoshikage Kira!
Thank you so much! Tbh as of late I’ve been considering doing more art around Steve/William, similar to how I explored Yoshikage Kira’s character, could be interesting
#ask reply#let me cook guys#can do a lot with fnafs lore/story#it’s pretty exciting to think about!#gonna draw this guy again soon seeing everyone has to of seen the movie by now
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guys I fucked up..
thought it would be cool for me n my friend to "mark eachother" w my deodorant in the park near school (I had it in my pe kit) and uhhh
mb y'all (im so cooked 💀)
#karmaajr rambles#deodorant#deodorant burn#i have another one on my right arm#it isn't that bad though#do y'all think this is bad#pls be honest#anyways don't question the arm hair 🥰🥰#IT'S IN MY GENES#anyways yeah#impulsive#damn my stupidity#i always regret this things after#y'all istg if I have to go to the hospital...#no im actually cooked tho#if that happens#expect never to hear from me again#mediblr#medical health#medical help#tumblr help#PLSSS#I REALLY NEED THIS NOT TO BE A BIG DEAL#I GOT THE IDEA FROM MY OTHER FRIEND#SHE DID IT A FEW WEEKS AGO OUT OF CURIOUSITY (and let go 6-7 seconds later) AND AFTER TOLD ME NOT TO WHEN I PONDERED ALOUD (accidnerally#) AND YE I FUCKED UP#send help#tw self harm#lowkey did it for the adrenaline yall mbbbb 😔😔😔 (it genuinley felt like how it used to feel when i cut myself and that lowkey excited me)#tw stupid bitch
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something that really pisses me off is this headcanon that ice would have been or was against mav pulling bradley’s papers for the academy.
like i’m sorry but I need some of you to think for a second. this is a man whose jet wash indirectly also led to the accident that resulted in goose’s death and probably carried that guilt for half his life too. this is also the man who was there to watch mav and carole grieve for the brother/husband they lost for YEARS. not to mention he was close to goose as well since they were both at the academy. like he would have wanted to protect bradley just as much as mav did when he made the decision to pull the papers. it’s a dumb moment for both of them but again. 100% they would have both thought they were doing the right thing for bradley.
#this has been cooking in my head and I needed to let it out#actually while we’re on the topic I’m gonna go right ahead and continue#people saying Mav pulled the papers ONLY because of carole’s wish are.... dumb sorry imma say it!#that’s his best friend’s son. the kid of the brother he lost#like be fr for a second mav isn’t infallible he wasn’t being victimised by carole he knew perfectly well what he was doing#and he did it in part to protect bradley! bc he didn’t want a naval career to kill him just like it did his father!#and ofc you can argue that this doesn’t make sense when Mav raised bradley and knew how much he wanted to be a naval aviator#but. again. that is prob why Mav didn’t step in when bradley chose an alternative path#you can recognise your kid’s wishes and ambitions and want them to succeed and also think that it’s gonna kill them#and act on what YOU think is best for your kid#anyway idk why these headcanons specifically irritate me so goddamn much but they do 😭#icemav were good parents but they weren’t perfect it’s like.... okay to admit that both iceman and maverick fucked up#in this aspect of parenting bradley lmao#su.txt#top gun
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It's very interesting... how despite efforts to remain an objective overseer of the whole story, it seems the point of view of the streamer always seems to taint the facts. It's like the foundational lore streams are muddied in the innate bias of the streamer's character and no matter how much comparison to the wider picture or other characters, their perception still colors the truth.
For example, why is it that we believe Dream in the second to last finale stream? We know he's a liar. We know the things he's lied about and why. We know he put's on a show before, specifically for Tommy and Tubbo. And yet, we believe him? We believe them. They reveal that the disc finale was all staged, in a sinisterly over the top room. And we believe every word they say. They make fun of clingy duo like a couple of movie bad guys, malicious cackle and all. And yet, still we believe them. In the very next stream, we see Dream's motivation change, like we knew it would, and yet we still believe what they said before, even when we now know part of it wasn't real. That's not to say everything they say is a lie, we know for sure some of it is true. Still, every convincing lie is born of some form of truth and we know Dream uses this method of lying. We have every reason to doubt anything they say to anyone but eachother because we know they play their parts just like their enemies designate them. And yet, we still believe them. Why?
Maybe because clingy duo does.
And because they believe it's fact, it becomes fact to the viewer.
Not to say it isn't, or that there isn't truth in it, or that anyone is wrong for taking what they said and making assumptions, or that their assumptions are wrong... But I had someone tell me recently about how some of the Enderboo community dismissed the brainwash comment as a lie because it didn't align with Ranboo lore and ever since then, I realized you know it would be reasonable to say they lied, which begs the question, what else did they lie or exaggerate or give partial truth about?...
#just some thoughts I’ve had recently from watching lore… like maybe applicable for Las Nevadas lore and Tommy’s Exile and Daedalus too#how much do we believe other characters of the protagonists themselves because of who we are watching… and is that perhaps because the lore#is so intergrained with the point of view…#again no judgement to taking it as truth I’m just sparking the question and thinking about it… I mean I too am wondering for myself#dsmp#c!dream#dreblr#dream smp#dsmp analysis#c!staged duo#c!stagedduo#c!punz#c!clingyduo#clingy duo#let me cook#dsmpblr#dsmp finale#this is fine
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