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it's my day off... Dan and phil .. do ur magic
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Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms
#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE#my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it.#if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy#despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital#if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners#but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure#on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser#and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise#opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union#though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals#to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel#still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it#but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful#thats cus hes not conventionally attractive#cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk
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...when will square make an mmo where we can be (ivalice style) moogles...? :(
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scene from where the apple falls by @jupiters-junipers :-) wholeheartedly recommend any and all of her work
#klance#voltron#vld#ok now time to freak it in the tags#to be honest i saw colleen blogging her read of New and the two of us went back and forth in dms for like 20 mins straight#abt all the things we like abt europas work#and i was like okay i have to assert my membership in the europa fan club too hang on#ive had 'draw europa report scene' in my art to-do file for months but thbeyre all so good#i couldnt choose!#due west is obviously The One the flagship#but they all deserve love....#i tell you to be honest im a coward i usually avoid any unfinished fics cause i like to binge but for europas work its simply worth it#anyway i envy you if you dont know who im talking abt bc that means u get to read her work for the first time...sighs dreamily#art#my art#ANYWAY THIS ONE IS SAD. EUROPA UNDERSCORE REPORT YOU ARE A TWISTED INDIVUDAL (affectionate)#im putting my life in ur hands with those happy ending tags.... save me help me..... auuughghh...
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someone on discord requested layton getting hurt. happy hallows eve
#tw blood#tw injury#mak art#mak draws pl#professor layton#hershel layton#he never really do see doc struggle physically too much with anyone huh.#think that should change#level 5 put that middle aged man out of his physical depth u cowards#keeps his hat in his hand for rough battles#do not lay a SCRATCH on the hat.#originally was gonna draw him completely winded but wasn't feelin it#also sorry the proportions are bad. my drawing ability's a bit shit today
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Since everyone's bringing these back, Gui's the only one I've made one for that I can find.
Have at it
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saw leo lost a poll recently, so i retaliated. just a couple doodles i started at work last week and finished up this evening.
#tmnt 2003#tmnt 2k3#tmnt leo#tmnt leonardo#tmnt#;hannah draws#;tmnt#;leonardo#[ appreciate him u cowards ]#[ gentle blue boy... doing his best... tough out there being a 1... ]
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Sauron's action of forcefully binding Galadriel to him by stabbing her with the crown has opened a huge can of worms in my head. The episode ends saying some things are lost forever and it got me thinking about how insane it is that he was willing to give up a part of her light in a sense just so he can Keep her, because he is Greedy, because he might lose her otherwise (well, he probably thought he was cooking by taking the "touch the darkness" to another level but that is beyond the point right now).
He marks her because he is desperate. He would rather risk have her completely corrupted than not have her at all, despite her absolute light being one of the factors that drew him in from the beginning.
Also worthy of mention how he literally lost his mind with Celebrimbor. He was pretty intent on going full "I will keep you alive through torture" but as soon as Celebrimbor pulled at his strings (masterfully must I say), Sauron lost his shit. He cried. He was terribly impulsive at that moment and I personally think it shaped their interaction afterwards. Not to add how he simply appeared and killed Adar with theatrics instead of... I don't know? Emotionally manipulating them further? Playing with Galadriel? In any case, it makes sense that he got a perfect payback but then again, he literally came out of nowhere and ruined her date (exchanging armies is kind of Galadriel's love language at this point).
All of this to say... Somewhere in the Future, it is not impossible for me to imagine that Celeborn returns, Galadriel and he have some emotional moment or whatever thinking "Oh let us have a nice life for a little while. Let us forget about your ongoing divorce with the Dark Lord to indulge in married couple affairs" and Sauron is out there watching through his live service wound-webcam feeling repulsed. He says (again) "Touch the darkness once more" so he makes an apparition Rosemary's baby style but worse because he'll be there to weaken her resolve and make her admit she's longing for him instead just for a little moment and then boom! Celebrian. 100 years of delicious denial/hurt/comfort/longing/hating/etc. After the season 2 finale, I wouldn't put it above him tbh. I saw someone say the last ep was for the dead dove enjoyers and I couldn't agree more...
#in my head it will be real#the mind palace shenanigans going awooo#pls I would very much enjoy it... rosemary's baby is kinda my favorite horror movie idc#he is soooo petty I just feel like he'd interrupt and ruin all her wholesome moments with other people like he did with adar#and with elrond too I suppose if people weren't such cowards... it's real in my head I can imagine anything#he's like “I wasn't going to do it but u made me”#pathetic loser#his jealous ass#she'd see the baby's eyes for the first time and he'd do a live edit to make her see the little slit real quick just for the funsies#here's the thing tho... darkness incarnate and light incarnate will result in great things... just thots#the rings of power#saurondriel#galadriel#sauron#haladriel#halbrand#trop spoilers#cyano blabbers#headcanon obviously
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hiiiii i just wanted to come by and say that i am a really big fan of your lis works! and i am totally very very very very normal about polluted marrow and i drew something for it a while ago back when i first read it! it definitely took me awhile to find the courage to show it but i hope that you like it >_<!
!!! jdjskdhdbdjbgdh oh my god tysm!!!! 🥺🥺🥺💙💙💙
hell fucken yea also these are so good!! screaming crying flipping a table foaming at the mouth etc etc. especially love tiny little migraine Max at the bottom <3 <3
#also the top left. Bravest Coward flavored.👌👌👌 Good fucking food#max caulfield#chloe price#rachel amber#life is strange#hope u don't me releasing this into the wild. lemme know if u do n I'll fix it 👍#tysm again also!!!!! the fact that ppl wanna draw my silly lil au makes me explode from excitement&appreciation dhhdjdhd#<3#nova answers#stoopystuppy#marrow max tag
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idk who needs to hear this but solas is a skinny little dweeb. that man has never worked out in his life. he has to take extensive breaks from painting his murals bc the muscles in his arms give out. and that is ok. why are we drawing him 6 feet tall with superhero shoulders. if u can’t accept this about him may I suggest romancing Blackwall or iron bull
#ppl do this with Fenris too are we looking at the same characters#u are a coward if u have to make them tall and buff to consider them attractive!!
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HYUNJIN on instagram: ah changbin hyung dont make me laugh
#hyunjin#skz#insta#changbin#YES CHANGBIN MAKE HIM LAUGH MOREEEEEE THANK U FOR YOUR SERVICE#can u do me a lil twirl pretty pleaseew#this apron skirt is toooooo gooooood now don’t be cowards give him a full skirt#inhaling my vape nervously imagining it’s him getting into my system
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THE FOOL'S JOURNEY. || a satosugu poem. text below. feel free to reblog :)
CONCEPT: the sun sets and the sky looks like raspberries. we reach up and take one from a bush, bursting and juicy. the clouds touch our fingers shyly and we laugh and laugh until our stomachs hurt in the best way.
CONCEPT: we are becoming dull with age. we are still alive. i tell you about the raspberries and you tell me we are too old to believe in magic. i ask, is it the growing up that leaves us empty? you stay silent. the next morning there is a note on the counter. fear, it says. fear. i wonder how much courage it took to write it down.
CONCEPT: a home in which fear is an invite only guest. and we do not send an invitation. do not even throw a party.
CONCEPT: the day ends and you barge into our dorm room. yell and yell. grab my arm. chase me out into the night. you say, look at the sky. it is all cranberry and red. look, see how the wind grows strawberries? see the fields? how they breathe on indefinitely? and, lord, the look on your face. it is breathtaking. your mouth twisting up in joy.
CONCEPT: we eat from the vine. the stars wink their little eyes at us. the moon listens as we weave her a story. nothing stills until dawn.
CONCEPT: we stay here forever. fear does not reach us in this place. it is only our front yard but it is wild. it is brim filled with dreams. it is an accomplishment. to grow and still believe. it is magic. it is ours. in the best way, it is ours.
#epiphany.txt#it's a bit unclear but welcome to the world of my poetry! you get to pick ur own path#GUYS stay with me here. nothing goes wrong and they do laundry and taxes together URGHH! urgh#alas i was intending for it to be from geto's pov#he is being an unexpecting dreamer. shakes head Its a bit too late for hope darling#catch my gojo coward shade Rofl! love him doe#this fandom needs some poets cus Ughhh theyre so tragic theyre so doomed theyre so irredeemably perfect nonetheless#come leave me notes or comments if u want to i love hearing how ppl interpret stuff i write pslspslspsls#jjk#jjk writing#jjk poetry#jujutsu kaisen#jujutsu kaisen writing#jjk fanart#jjk art#geto#gojo#geto suguru#gojo saturo#jjk geto#jjk gojo#stsg#satosugu#satoru x suguru#jjk satosugu
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those damned anime weebs were right, Neon Genesis Evangelion really does go fucking hard
#neon genesis evangelion#evangelion#end of evangelion#neon genisis#i loved all the parts with the childhood trauma :)c#aka every second of every episode#also god damn the fanbase is annoying LMAAAO#people saying shinji was a coward and too whiny; like bro u get ur 14 year old ass up in that ship and fight a biblically accurate angel#the size of fucking EARTH#like homie its about child abuse; ptsd trauma; and the despair it brings and how you can break through that despite how dark it gets#fanbase is literally like 30+ redditorbros like 'do you ship AsuShin or ReiShin? haha who do u think is hotter? ;P'#LIKE NONE YOU FREAK THEY'RE 14 AHHHH#.....but obviously Ritsuko and Maya are endgame. theyre canon wlw and 24+. its fuckin over for yall#thank you for reading my rambling bullshit ;-)
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if present wins we should get a pearlina wedding
#and if they lose we should get one anyway#do it nintendo u cowards#im team present btw#grandfest#pearlina#splatoon#splatoon 3
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I saw the lack of Rock in skirts reblog and
maybe you should 👁️
you got it🫡 💕
by popular demand: rock wearing a rock
in the jp version he says he mentions he intends his hypothetical book about fashion and stuff for a gyaru audience
and i personally suspect rock also plans to model for every single photo in the book himself since he’s, you know, the ideal man and all
#thank you youhavetofarmatleast for the german lesson. i am in your debt#der rock = the skirt. and it’s a masculine noun#thank you also tomato for the inspiration that caused this to exist to begin with#by pointing out that rock meets all the requirements for a gyaruo#he would have subscription to egg magazine. i think#rock tumbling (sos)#my art#fanart#sos awl#bokumono#hm rock#rock (awl)#featuring cute outfits i saw on pinterest#also some slutcore y2k bimbo elements because rock is kind of all over the place#rock dies of hypothermia trying to be the most fuckable man in the one horse hick town#this is also inspired by my favorite scene in anwl where rock thinks about what it means to be a real man#followed by the most bimbo housewife utterance of all time#need to unpack my wii so i can get screenshots of that scene (it’s a chapter 5 event…)#story of seasons#felt cute might do more later idk idk. my man has one outfit and that is extremely funny but he would also want to be put in every outfit#asks#thank u for causing me to stop being a coward and post it#asks … my one weakness …#gyaruo#gyaru
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if i rewrote one piece robins fruit would be called the body body fruit or the limb limb fruit or something like that and instead of appearing out of thin air with flower petals you would get to see the bones and the muscles and flesh and nerves and veins etc grow spontaneously from nothing and it would be accompanied by the nauseating sounds of bones snapping into place and a lot of gorey flesh squishing and tearing every single time and instead of disappearing magically they would die and go through rigor mortis and rot and decay into bones which would then crumble into dust all in a fraction of a second and it would all be incredibly disturbing
#corpse corpse fruit is another potential name#i think she can still have her flower symbolism in her attacks and names but it’s even more disturbing bc those are fucking flesh hands#it’s what she DESERVES but eichiro oda is a fucking coward and i could treat her better#do u see my vision#one piece#clam piece#gore#body horror#slight body horror#nico robin#one piece robin#op robin#robin op#one piece nico robin#robin nico#devil fruit#devil fruit speculation#posts from the ocean
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