#do i actually have a plan?? no promises lol

[conkreetmonkey]

I mean it wasn't really "in disgrace" he never apologized for anything lmao Anyone else remember his YouTuber-ass "hi guys, I screwed up" apology video from a few months(?) ago where he literally did the *walks into room, sits in chair in front of desk-mounted camera to try to appear candid* thing (during which he never actually apologized for anything and kept insisting he HAD avoided a recession and saved the economy, despite his failure to do that being what he was "apologizing" for)? And then he very transparently tried to buy our votes by announcing he was getting rid of sales tax out of nowhere, and then just... resigned anyway?? Has he ever had a plan??? Is he flying by the seat of his pants???? Fuck, the conservatives are gonna win, aren't they... all but like one party is conservative anyway, so it's all but guaranteed. How do we have so many parties and ALL of them suck, like come on is ANYBODY EVER going to address the housing crisis and admit the economy isn't "booming" and the job market isn't "soaring" and there is no "labor shortage" but actually a WAGE SHORTAGE and MONOPOLY PROBLEM, and that the current immigration system is extremely exploitative in that it relies on luring people in with false promises only to trap them in shitty abusive low-wage jobs in a country where a shoebox studio apartment with mold is optimistically $1,250 a month before utilities, and a basic fast food combo is $17.50 before tax??? Sorry to rant. Just... ugh. I really thought Singh would be alright, but apparently he joined up with Trudeau, so now like... at the polls his year, do I pick: 🍁the "everything will continue to slowly fall apart while we twiddle our thumbs and insist everything is fine" party 🍁 the "we will accelerate the rate at which everything falls apart lol fuck you I hate you" party 🍁 the "we're GREEN but not really, and also like we're actually the "make everything Christian" party but don't really say it out loud lol" party 🍁 the "please let Quebec be its own country please oh please oh please oh ple--" party (Americans, think Texas seperatists, but with a bilingual twist) 🍁 the "we're the people's party, we're for the people! Anyway so like first we need to bring back conversion therapy, completely disregard the environment, fuck immigrants, fuck trans people, also we need to restart the abortion debate guys--" party This country is fucking BONED. Like, we're not actively death rattling and hacking up chunky blood like America is, and I think we tend to rest on our laurels because we'll always look good in comparison to that, because... we're almost just as fucked. Just absolutely "maybe it can theoretically be salvaged, but at this point it'd take a miracle" tier, double-decker triple-bypass FUCKED. Every one of these parties will make things far worse if elected. There are no good options. It's going to be 4 years of decline no matter what, the only question being how far and fast we go down into the sewer. ...unrelated, but any Europeans looking to marry a stranger rn?

[7ndipity]

Their Love Languages

Ot7 x Reader

Summary: What the members main love languages are(both giving and receiving)

Warning: none, I think

A/N: First off, I'm so sorry for not posting much the past few weeks, I'm really hoping to get back to posting regularly again, but thank you all for your patience and understanding. A big thanks to @universal-travel-er for requesting this, I hope you like it!

Masterlist

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Jin: Giving: I think it’s a mix of Gifts and Quality Time. He seems to take a lot of delight in giving the members gifts, however odd some of them might seem(gold toilet brush lol). He also understands the importance of being with the people that matter most, so he definitely makes spending time together top priority(He literally planned a entire event at Lotte world so he could hang out with Army for the day)

Receiving: Quality Time and Words of Affirmation. He’s an introvert at his core, but spending time with the select people that he feels most comfortable with means the world to him. Even if you’re doing separate things, just being able to spend time existing in each other's proximity makes him happy. Also, I just feel like his constant plays for complements(I look handsome, right?” “Whaa! Have you ever seen someone play this well?!”) aren’t entirely for the joke. He really does crave them, they give him an instant boost of confidence like nothing else

Yoongi: Giving, there’s no question that his main love language is Acts of Service, we’ve seen it from him making food/snacks for his members, checking in on trainees, even just playing along with little requests from fans during livestreams. It warms his heart like nothing else to be of service to those around him. I also think he’s really big on words of affirmation. He’s always praising others in his soft, gentle way.

Receiving: I think it’s the same two, plus Quality Time. He appreciates acknowledgement of his efforts and someone who’ll look out for him as much as he does for them. He also values his free time greatly, and so someone making a conscious effort to dedicate time for him means a lot to him. Similar to Jin, you don’t even have to necessarily be doing the same thing, so long as you’re together(all those fics about hanging in his studio are onto something, tho I think he avoids working when he’s with his S/o)

Hobi: Giving: Gifts! He loves treating his members and loved ones to little surprises, whether that's with a simple coffee/dinner or some super elaborate gift(like when he made Jimin a physical copy of his song ‘Promise’ with a proper album booklet and everything). It makes him so happy to be able to provide for his loved one in some way, and he really loves finding special, unique things to show that he cares.

Receiving: He seems to really glow from Words of Affirmation, he loves having his efforts acknowledged and receiving praise. Acts of Service also seems to be a big one for him, The way he gets soo excited whenever one of the members comes by during a mv shoot or helps him with something(Jimin killing the bug for him during In The Soop lol), it makes him so happy to know that people actually want to help him too, not just the other way around.

Joon: He’s mentioned before that one of his love languages is Words of affirmation, both giving and receiving. He really values verbal expressions of affection and encouragement, and so he tries to give that back to those around him. Another big one for him as well is Quality Time. He’s very much an extrovert and knows the importance of spending time around those that you love, so he definitely makes an effort to be there for them as much as possible.

Receiving: Same as above. Having someone to just sit and talk with him about whatever soothes his heart like nothing else. It doesn’t matter if it’s a super deep topic or not(though knowing him, it’ll inevitably turn philosophical lol), just having someone spend time with him means the world to him. And that goes hand in hand with Words of Affirmation. As I said before, he really values verbal connection and encouragement, so genuine compliments or words of positivity makes his heart so happy

Jimin: For Giving, it’s definitely Acts of Service and Words of Affirmation. He’s very much a care-er, everyone who spends more than two minutes with him talks about how helpful and generous he is. He’s always making sure those around him are taken care of and encouraged in whatever it is they’re doing, or giving comfort if he sees someone struggling. Even in the military, other soldiers have shared how he treats them to food or gives up his phone time for them. He just wants to make sure everyone’s looked after and taken care of.

Receiving: Words of Affirmation and Physical Touch. We’ve all seen how physically affectionate he is with the members and his friends, he takes an immense amount of joy and comfort in physical contact, even if it's just a simple touch on his hand or shoulder. He also absolutely lights up whenever he receives praise, and really cherishes every piece of encouragement that he receives.

Taehyung: Giving: Words of Affirmation, He thrives on praise, and he also gives the same out to those around him happily. He’s always giving words of encouragement to the people around him. I’m reminded of him cheering on the crew in the middle of a sandstorm during the Yet To Come video shoot, and when a fan mentioned how she was joining the military because she wanted to help her family, and he told her that she was already helpful and valuable just by existing. He loves to lift up and encourage those around him through his words

Receiving: It should come as a shock to no one that his main languages are Words of Affirmation and Physical Touch. Look at the way that boy’s face lights up when someone compliments and try to argue with me. He absolutely thrives on praise. He’s talked about how he would work extra hard on choreo because he wanted praise from Hobi. He is also one of the biggest cuddle bugs I’ve ever seen, he’s always seeking out hugs and physical contact from the members or his friends, and this would only become more intense with his S/o.

Jungkook: Giving: Quality Time and Words of Affirmation. He seems to really put high priority on spending time with his loved ones as a way of making them feel seen and appreciated(yes, I’m still crying over his surprise weverse live, don’t touch me😭). He’s also always more than ready to give out compliments and words of encouragement to anyone around him, especially if he notices someone having a tough time.

Receiving: Quality Time, Words of Affirmation, and Physical Touch. Tbh I could’ve put all five languages for Kookie, he thrives on all forms of love and affection. The members have mentioned how easily sad he gets if he’s not included in things, he’s at his happiest when he’s with his people. He tends to be rather hard on himself, so he really relies on and takes a lot of comfort from praise and words of encouragement. He’s also mentioned how he really craves Physical Touch as a way to feel connected to his loved ones.

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[lucabyte]

So does anybody else ever think about how Loop felt the need to demonstrate that the party's deaths wouldn't have any effect on the loops. I know I do but that's besides the point. Anyway I don't think Loop actually needs to bathe, they just like to feel included.

[cnl0400]

AHHH thank u for the tag Miki 😭😭 I'm glad youre curious about my wips, even if I don't post a lot of artwork 🥲🥲 believe It or not, I actually want to draw more this year (I said this every year, lmao)

most of it is very self-indulgent, so it's a lot of obm ocs(?

In order:

Astaroth hc design(?

OBM oc I ship with Asmo (her name Is Buer and it's NOT MC <- important addition)

Thirteen & Merlin in e-girl inspired fashion (partially inspired in that collab they put out recently)

I think these are the most decent ones? A lot of wips I have are barebones so I'm a bit more shy showing them 👉👈

I have more wips but I would only show them If someone asks lol bcuz like I said, they're very barebones

HC designs for Michael, Candy, Lilith, Serun & Mephisto little Bro (in this blog one anon & me started called him Molikroth so that's his name to me lol)

Alice!Merlin, Chesire!Thirteen & WhiteRabbit!Mephisto (I would do all the charas in a Alice in Wonderland themed but God hasn't given me the strength yet 🥲)

Piece for Thirteen's birthday

Bunch of OBM ocs lol

Some Simeon misc. Sketches lol

That damn Merlin reference sheet that I PROMISE I'M GOING TO FINISH!!!

Anyways, like I said, I plan on finishing most of these? I actually want to try drawing more, and getting rid of the shyness I have for posting my own art lol. Thanks for taking interest and tagging me in this, It means a lot 🫶

HAPPY NEW YEAR EVERYONE 🎉🎉

and since 2024 is finally over I would like to start a tradition of show casing everything I learned over the year into one big project (2024 final project) and to release some No longer WIPS from 2024!

More info below!

Oh you thought you would see something cool? YOU WOULD BE WRONG MY 2024 PROJECT NONEXISTENT BECAUSE I DIDNT LEARN SQUAT SO MAYBE THIS 100 ACCURATE (I did have a 2024 project going but p r o c r e a t e….) here is a single screenshot left from the project ;-;

(But don’t worry I suffer my divine punishment from procreate :P)

BUT I CAN STILL SHOWCASE MY 2024 NO LONGER WIPS

⭐️ Up Next! ⭐️

-Raphael and Mephistopheles Animal design (moneki model only)

-fruit based ft. Simeon, barbs, and old man (sketch)

-Chibi style MC readying story to brothers (sketch)

-Santa Old Man sticky note design (flat color??)

-Old man under a Wisteria Tree (sketch)

AND IM DRAG SOME OTHER PEOPLE ALONG WITH ME (of course with no pressure lmao) >:D

@ephie-om @satangcrush @arrowmance @nevvn @once-in-a-blood-moon @sane-omblog @susujelly @rubird--playsotome @avirtualdrive @aspiringtrashpanda @shootingstarrfish @afraidofbee @zuzuzolsstuff @sheepthatgobaa @an1ika @lonely-north-star @another-lost-mc

Im sneak in @cnl0400 I wanna see some of your wips I know you don’t really post often of your works but I still wanna see what you are willing to show 👀💕

OR 🫵YOU! YES YOU🫵 WHO IS READING THIS AND NOT MENTIONED I WANNA SEE YOUR 2024 NO LONGER WIPS TOO OR ANY WIPS IN GENERAL! >:D

(but do tag I wanna see too also feel free to tag other people as well 👀)

BUT LETS TRY TO MAKE 2025 A BETTER YEAR >:D 💕💕

[icewindandboringhorror]

Just curious what the average level of personal investment in these sorts of things is. Like, how much do people usually get into silly stuff like this their friends ask of them? etc. etc. Which I know, only surveying a small sample on a very specific website means I'm not getting an exact average idea lol, but.. curious nonetheless .. Maybe reblog for bigger sample size but also this is not very serious at all/not worth a call to action gbhjbhjb

[kaidanalenkosprmanager]

THE BEST OF MASS EFFECT: VIRMIRE

Featuring: Cmdr. Sophie Shepard and Cmdr. Dominik Shepard With: Lt. Kaidan Alenko, Gun. Chief Ashley Williams, Urdnot Wrex, and Tali'Zorah nar Rayya Ft. Special Guest Appearances by: Spec. Saren Arterius and Sovereign There is a realm of existence so far beyond your own, you cannot even imagine it... Mass Effect: Legendary Edition (2021)

[michameinmicha]

Just in case: there are spoilers for the edelstein-trilogie ending under the cut. (Its not very cohesive just mostly a rant tho.)

Finished smaragdgrün today and i thought i remembered how much the end pissed me off but hoo boy actually reading it made me so much angrier!! Might have to write kerstin gier a very strongly worded letter where i can finally get out all the annoyance that has been accumulating inside me since 2011

I dont care how rushed the ending feels, i dont care about the not super exciting reveal of the count or even that gideon suddenly becomes immortal just to give the audience a twist ending surprise (literally forgot about both of these plot points lol) but the ending of james' story pisses me off so much its ridiculous tbh!

Like you cannot spend three entire books explaining again and again (and again! Really too much actually) how the time travel rules of this universe work and then just completely break them just to give a (not even very likeable) side-character a sappy good ending which disregards everything we have been reading for however many pages and just expect me to accept that??? I will never get over this i will die on this hill (from old age probably... ive never met anyone who would care to fight me on this)

The story really does not need to give james a happy ending but more importantly: if he didnt die and become a ghost he would have never met gwen and therfore she could not have given him the vaccine to save his life so none of this makes any sense and completely breaks the time continuum!!!

If anyone of you ever writes a time travel book please for the love of fuck get an editor who has a single brain cell and can tell you when you fuck up your own logic!!!! Or at least give it to me to read!! How did this get published good god!

Okay im good i needed to get that out. Thanks.

[violetsareblue-selfships]

good morning!! <33

[crossbackpoke-check]

nosy anon again making a return because i think what my brain did was read that i helped find some kind of writing and then did not fully process what the writing was?? but upon rereading i am very intrigued if you ever get the urge to share i will be all eyes/ears/senses required to enjoy things!!

I GET TO DO WIP WEDNESDAYYYYYY!!! the writing exists mostly in the form of a tag (fantastic! 'verse) and also a thirty-two page doc of snippets and planning, so the sense you will be using most is imagination:

don't think i have ever actually formally written out anything about fantastic! 'verse but! the tl;dr of it is that it's a semi-college au: joel is still a hockey player for the lv phantoms, but morgan is a college student-athlete. it's incredibly relevant to the plot that joel falls in love with morgan in the check-out line of a wegman's, lies a little bit, and ends up going back to get his degree.

most of it is just good fun about college kids growing up, but i think there's a lot of parallels between making your way through a development system where traditional "success" isn't always guaranteed (ahl -> nhl, completion of higher education -> pursuit of a career) because that development system isn't always designed for you to "succeed" or have opportunities. heavy quotation marks around success because part of that struggle is learning what you want in life and how you define success. are your dreams achievable? are they still the same dreams you always used to have? it's infinite branching universes of would you still love me if i was a worm (ahl player forever) (a college dropout) (a college graduate) (older) (realizing the fallibility of your body) (uncertain of the future) (human).

silly little snippet:

[dimiclaudeblaigan]

the best part about super mario rpg on the switch is that i can play it in bed or on long car trips

geno and i will never be apart again

[sanchoyo]

you know what. I planned out my entire nanowrimo novel in a month then wrote double the length last november bc i had an outline to work off of. so like. theres absolutely no reason i couldnt just blitz a script for the comic in like, a month? I KNOW i can write fast jkdhjkad i could def do that...less excuses not to finish it if its already p much entirely planned in detail, right? 🤔

[sk0rp13]

Midnight Picnic

Cory + Marina

Summary: Cory and Marina have a Picnic....At midnight.

Words: 1k

CW: Swearing. Pretty short cause I don't got much motivation.

I did a story on my Instagram asking for writing prompts, and one of my friends said for them to hang out, so I choose them having a picnic!

Cory sat on the cold counter of her bathroom sink, some curly strands of her hair gliding through the bristles of a brush she grasped in her right hand, with her fingers then combing them after each stroke. She did this every morning, it was apart of her daily routine, but, what she didn't do every day, was dress up in a pretty pink outfit and count down the minutes until the clock hit 11:30....pm.

It was no suprise Cory and Marina couldn't hang out in public, because unlike Cory, whose ability didn't alter her physical appearance to an inhuman amount, Marina's ability made her take on some features of a shark....and regular people don't really look like sharks. So, naturally, being around people who don't know of his existence likely wouldn't go well, which led to the two girls to spend most of their time indoors.

Not that it was to much of a problem, but, it did make Marina a little sad she couldn't do the things most people could anymore, just because of an ability she didn't even want. And whenever Marina was sad, it made Cory sad to, so, despite her better judgement, she suggested for them to have a picnic....at midnight....so no one could see Marina. And Marina agreed!

Which was why Cory was awake, well past the time she'd usually be asleep, getting ready to go out.

With a sigh, the young girl pushed open the door to her house, before stepping out onto the porch, and as expected, she was met with the blinding white of the void, seeing as she was in her pocket dimension of sorts. No matter how long she would use her sketchbook as a home, she'd never get used to waking up in the limitless yet primarily empty space.

Flicking her sketchbooks back cover open to the last page, she then dropped it to the floor, before stepping into the page, letting her body fall into paper. The process only took a mere few seconds, and was relatively painless, but, it always left Cory feeling tingly. And just like every other time she did this, Cory now found herself standing atop her sketchbook, in the middle of a dark wooded area in which she took up residence.

It was silent, no animals and definately no humans, seeing as Cory went deep into the land, to make sure no one came across her or her little make shift camp. Well, that was until the sounds of rapid approaching footsteps could be heard from behind her as a weight of a person was thrusted onto Cory's back.

"What the!?-" The split haired girl exclaimed, quickly glancing around despite the fact the person was on her back. "Coooooryyyyyy" A raspy voice screeched into the aforementioned girls ears as the person wrapped their arms around her neck.

The actions themselves were enough to tell Cory who this was, but the voice sealed the deal. "Marina!?" She questioned rhetorically, before huffing softly. "What have I told you about screaming in my ears! Are you trying to make me go deaf, you damn fish stick!?" She scoffed, shaking Marina off her back like she was some simple droplets of water, making the shark-like girl hit the floor with a thud.

"Fish stick!?" She looked up at Cory with a look of pure offence, before quickly rising to her feet once more. "You heard me!" Cory smirked as she started to walk in the direction of the treeline with Marina following suite soon after. "Fish stick, really!? You're one to talk, you art school reject!"

"Wow, your insults are almost as lame as you are"

"That's not what you're mother said last night!"

"Overused too, just like yourself"

Their little bickering soon came to an end at Cory's comment as Marina growled in annoyance, not once had she ever won a fight with Cory, and she hated it. With none of them bothering to make conversation again, they now walked in silence to their destination, which was actually quite far away....If only one of them could teleport.

A black checkered blanket layed flat on the grassy ground of a small hill. Sat atop it's soft fabric were plates of food, and bottles of different drinks, as well as the two teenagers gorging themselves on all of it. Marina ate fast, shoving food into her mouth to try and satisfy her never ending hunger, the negative to her ability, while Cory ate at a moderate pace, chucking light heartedly judgmental looks at her friend, who smiled and laughed in response.

"Sometimes I question if you're actually a pig instead of a shark" She sneered, before taking a sip of the sweet strawberry flavoured milk she loved so much. "Haha, very funny" Marina replied sarcastically, rolling her eyes to further prove how disinterested she was in this topic. "How have we been friends for 12 years, it's surprising" Cory mumbled, glancing around at the discarded wrappers and empty plastic bottles, most being from Marina, and knowing Marina, Cory would probably have to be the one to clean this up.

Cory looked to the ground for a moment, before rolling her eyes. "I guess so...." She muttered taking another bite of her piece of cake, before the universe seemingly decided to play a prank on them.

Letting out a deep sigh, she shook her head, before using a fork to pick up a bit of cake, and pop it into her mouth, enjoying the spongy texture. She was trying to relax, but, having chosen to have their picnic in a park in the city of all places, made her nervous. Even if it is midnight, Cory was still worried someone would see Marina. The said girl, having noticed her friends tense nature, snickered softly. "Girl, calm down, it's late, no one's out at this hour"

"Hey...Is that a shark?-"

Oh, shit-

[blkkizzat]

*TURN SOUND ON & UP :)

JJK MEN (GOJO, TOJI, CHOSO, GETO, SUKUNA, NANAMI) X READER

case files: doppelgänger curses have been running rampant and causing chaos around tokyo impersonating everyday civilians including sorcerers. jujutsu society has set up veils and your boyfriend has given you strict orders not to lower them to let anyone in the house but him—but how do you know if it’s really even him?

report notes: I love this game! If you haven't played go play a few rounds @ thatsnot-myneighbor[DOT]io (it’s free and all online). —last up: Sukuna!

kinktober 2023-2024 m.list | original teaser

𝚃𝙷𝙴 𝙽𝙴𝙸𝙶𝙷𝙱𝙾𝚁𝚂 𝙱𝙾𝚈𝙵𝚁𝙸𝙴𝙽𝙳𝚂:

🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟷........... THE STRONGEST

alias: 𝚐𝚘𝚓𝚘, 𝚜.

visitor log: its midday and your clingy-ass boyfriend—gojo satoru—should be hard at work right getting rid of these doppels not knocking at your door—gotta be a fake... right?!

classifications: bimbo!reader (canonverse of otaku!gojo's bunny!reader), yandere-esque Gojo, nipple play, recorded sex, lots of sex toys, dirty talk, panty theft, extreme overstim + slight omorashi.

🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟸........... THE SORCERER KILLER

alias: 𝚏𝚞𝚜𝚑𝚒𝚐𝚞𝚛𝚘, 𝚝.

visitor log: an extra toji fushiguro should be double the trouble and double the fun but neither likes to share, you know for sure which ones your toji—but do you really even care?

classifications: bratty!reader, brat taming, breeding, baby trapping, hair pulling, spit play + creampies, jealousy, grump!toji, daddy kink

🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟹........... THE CULT LEADER

alias: 𝚐𝚎𝚝𝚘, 𝚜.

visitor log: you shouldn't have even been watching the gate bunny, that's much too hard for you! so when you inevitably fuck up, your cult leader boyfriend—geto suguru—has the perfect punishment planned for you and your pretty pussy wait..in front of his entire congregation tho!?

classifications: dumb bimbo!reader, canonverse of nerd!geto's bunny!reader, cult rhetoric, dark themes, sensory deprivation/amaurophilia, punishment, humiliation, shibari, edging, overstim, exhibitionism, toxic jealousy, possessiveness, yandere Suguru, drugged sex, cnc/free-use reader, mentions of orgies/group sex and a bit of forced breeding.

🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟺........... THE SORCERER SALARYMAN

alias: 𝚗𝚊𝚗𝚊𝚖𝚒, 𝚔.

visitor log: your sweet boyfriend, nanami kento, promised he'd come visit you tonight bunny. awe baby, don't cry, you're sure that's actually him at the door but you'll run through your checklist just to make sure, won't you?

classifications: error 404—case report not found (finalizing)

🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟻........... THE BIG BROTHER

alias: 𝚔𝚊𝚖𝚘, 𝚌.

visitor log: crazed with quarantine boredom, you can't help but to tease your naive lil' roommate—choso kamo—but you'll know when to stop before it goes too far—or have you already let the real Choso in?

classifications: mommy kink, affectionate cruelty/cuteness aggression, begging, teasing, virgin!choso, creampies, masturbation, panty theft, mentions of menophilia.

🗂️—𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝟶𝟶𝟼.......... THE KING OF CURSES

alias: 𝚜𝚞𝚔𝚞𝚗𝚊, 𝚛.

visitor log: thinking no curse would be stupid enough to enter his palace, when the king of curses comes home to find you fucking his doppel it's not going to end well for either of you—R.I.P. your pussy sis, any last words?

classifications: error 404—case report not found (finalizing)

𝙲𝙰𝚂𝙴 𝚁𝙴𝙿𝙾𝚁𝚃𝚂 𝚅𝙴𝚁𝙸𝙵𝙸𝙴𝙳 𝙱𝚈 𝚂𝙿𝙴𝙲𝙸𝙰𝙻 𝙳.𝙳.𝙳. 𝙰𝙶𝙴𝙽𝚃 𝙱𝙻𝙺𝙺𝙸𝚉𝚉𝙰𝚃

— 𝙳𝙴𝙿𝚃 𝙾𝙵 𝙰𝙵𝙵𝙰𝙸𝚁𝚂: 𝚂𝙼𝚄𝚃 𝙳𝙸𝚅𝙸𝚂𝙸𝙾𝙽.

xoxo 💋

report notes: yo so this was meant to be about 4k total and instead it turned out to be 4k per story so i'm breaking it up (fully completed 3 and making last minute edits on the others, so staggering them out). Consider this a kinktober all on its own lol (still doing stuff left over from last years though). btw—everyone who asked on my official taglist, kinktober or the teaser will still be tagged on each individual story but you can comment below if you haven't asked to be tagged already.

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[icewindandboringhorror]

I occasionally wish to reach out to old friends/acquaintances I haven't spoken to since high school/some other even earlier time in my life, but I have SOOO little social energy even for required tasks (like making dr phone calls or etc), I never have any leftover for extra ones, and it would be very odd to message someone I haven't spoken to in like 5 years out of the blue but then take 4 entire months to respond back lol.. My natural curiosity with nostalgia/collecting details of the past/etc. (literally if I were born a little earlier I would definitely do scrapbooking or something lol) is very strong, but, alas, not strong enough to beat out the Social Issues Demons apparently

[mbat]

im coping very well, thank you