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Something I shouldn’t admit cause I’m high af but the 1992 X-men Animated Series Nightcrawler episodes are actually reviving a positive association with god and prayer like god damn why am I regaining my faith in religion because of an animated x-men cartoon???
#shoudnlt have watched such an amazing show while high as a kite#do I want to go to church#I think i do
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Since I'm almost done working on em here's my demolition lovers costumes so far!
I started this in like mid/late March I believe
This is my first time doing beading ever, I probably should have started with something smaller or even tested on some scrap but I am nothing if not stupidly ambitious.
I wanna say this is roughly 14hours of work so far, I still want to add more to the dress and possibly make some accessories, we will see what I can get done by Saturday lol
#goin to the helena church Saturday for ghouls day out :]#i had this idea for so long i cant believe im actually doing it#i wanted to talk abt it SO BADLY but i didn't want someone to steal the idea and finish before me lol#i started with the dress and i can absolutely tell so im gonna go back over some parts#id show the side/back of the dress more but i cant close it properly in the back by myself lol#mcr#my chemical romance#demolition lovers#demolition lovers cosplay#my posts
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barty and evan fake-proposing to each other in bars to get free drinks, until one day they get too drunk and end up overcommitting to the “bit”, which leads to them accidentally eloping in the shitty church next door with the bartender as a witness.
they’re still “just friends”, and they have their first kiss together at their wedding ceremony.
#t#then they just…stay married#because there’s nothing better to do#and now they get tax benefits!#and all of their friends are so DONE with their bullshit#because how can you literally be married and also maintain that you’re just good friends#then they have to get married AGAIN when they ACTUALLY want to get married#and they force everyone to go to the same trashy church as the first time#sigh#i need to sleep#rosekiller#barty crouch jr#evan rosier#t: rosekiller
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Sorry I forgot Hanneman suggested Byleth undress after they show up with a different hair color. And I miss Hanneman. And also while swapping between Houses and Hopes and seeing Hanneman pop up to help in a Hopes paralogue is just devastating since he doesn't ever actually join you at all and I am denied my old man rights.
So I had to draw this. Thank you for understanding.
#fe three houses#byleth#hanneman von essar#i like that Byleth just kinda stares at him and he realizes WHAT HE SAID and the implications and is like#step back uh forget that I said that#like man so zoned in on research he blurts that out and has to backtrack mentally to AH socially bad to say that my bad#if i need to tag this as anything lemme know even though it is a conversation in game basically (minus the marriage)#also if you have never married hanneman i genuinely enjoyed his s support and was VERY surprised and hes just#honestly one of my favorites overall in 3h ?? and im still bummed i cant play as him in thropes like thats just mean#also i think if byleth was like oh well if its awkward to see someone undress randomly#then marriage would solve the awkwardness this is truly the best deduction#which is really funny that i can see it happening with both leths despite my hc of them#with fyleth as bi and myleth as ace i think both would just be like AH cool we can avoid awkwardness by marriage#and hanneman just wants to go lie down in a ditch because he said something like that#and and byleth doesnt even know about religion while working at church school they dont know about school regulations#that wasnt really on their mind to check ok just saying you could tell byleth no to something#and then they just go oh school policies i understand unfortunately#and the person is like no we just meant its frowned upon to do archery practice in the tea garden its not technically illegal just dont??
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"I thought you were gonna clean your face for church. You're so handsome beneath all that paint, you know. Just like your father." "Don't remind me."
#cyberpunk 2077#oc: dagger#cyberpunk photomode#rattus rattus au#youre no good duck yOULL NEVER BE SHIT YOU'RE JUST. LIKE. YOUR FAHTHER#im sorry thats my favorite vine of all time its not relevant here but thats where my inner monologue went#anyway this is in line with rattus rattus fic when i finally get there lmao i just wanted to see him dressed up a lilttle bit#he hates it very much but he is in fact a mamas boy and when she wants him to go to church hes gonna do it#also im posting this now bc i just have too much in my drafts including more from this set fkdslajfdkal
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🏚️ haunted house commissions are back! 🏚️
is your house (or apartment, or rv, or a house you really like from down the street, or a house from a story) haunted? do you wish it was? for a small fee, i'll put ghosts in it for you!
i'm trying out a google form for commissions this time around rather than a first-come-first-serve model. this form will be open for a limited time. probably till around the end of may. i'll have a handful of commission slots to begin with, and i'll pull from the form response pool once more slots start opening up.
want a haunted house? fill out the form here! (reblogs are super appreciated to spread the word! 🫀)
#commissions#art commissions#haunted house#haunted houses#spatial horror#horror#horror art#horror illustration#excited to do some more of these!!!!#i'm recovering from a (very mild dont worry) case of covid rn so please don't expect super quick responses#but i didn't want to wait any longer to open the form up bc i wanna see what kinda houses y'all have in store for me this time!#i'm also super open to doing fictional houses from media i'm familiar with - in particular i would LOVE to do an illustration of >#> the cabin from yellowjackets / the martin house from mabelpod / the church from disco elysium#so if anyone wants any of those especially go fill out the form and let me know!!#i wanna do more weird and experimental houses this go-round. time to get funky with the hauntings!!!
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Tazercraft and Richarlyson: [ Talking about the butterfly effect that led to Cellbit and Roier getting married ]
Richarlyson: The real cupid is pa Mike.
Pac: If Mike was unintentionally the reason why Richas died*, and that caused Roier and Cellbit to— Wait, you're saying I'm single because you died?! Oh what the hell. No, it's fine, that's fine, that's fine, it's fine, I stayed on the ground so that others could fly, it's fine.
Richarlyson: KKKKKKK Pa, you misunderstood me 0_0
#Pactw#Richarlyson#Mikethelink#Tazercraft#QSMP#Pac#Mike#To anyone who's going ''what the hell does that mean''#I've been doing some VOD watching and I finally understand.#Pac unfortunately had / has a little crush on Cellbit#which is perhaps one of the worst realizations I've ever made#They smooched each other on the first (or second?) day the Brazilians arrived#(Cellbit called it a ''Friendship kiss'' and Pac said ''ah we haven't had one of those in a few years'')#and then later on Cellbit turned him down when he started getting interested in Roier#there was also a moment in Festa Junina where it seemed like Pac thought Cellbit was taking him to the church to propose???#Idk man. I want to study q!Pac under a microscope#THE DUDE MAULED YOU IN PRISON. WHY DO YOU HAVE A CRUSH ON HIM#good god nobody on this server is mentally well#I remember when I first saw that I was like ''? What does Pac mean by that?''#sighs.............#* Anyways the death Mike was ''responsible'' for was the one that happened on the first day#That QSMP global later said didn't count#August 9 2023#<- is the VOD date#Translated#Celltw#tangentially
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Dancing
#simon the harrowed#brador church assassin#bloodborne#bloodborne fanart#church secrets#digital art#jesteraunt art#theyre so cute ^-^ im going to throw rocks at them#do i believe theyd be like this? maybe at some point in the past. but i wanted to draw something sweet
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I just realized something kinda annoying about engstars, they let Ra*bits call Nazuna "Ni-chan", but Eichi is referred to as "Brother Eichi" :/ I wish they'd just stick with one rather than make it confusing (especially for people that only have/use the official translation)
Brother eichi sounds like they're in a monastery i'll never get over that. I hear gongs in my head every time i read it. Im sorry to anyone that only uses the official translation though:( for many reasons i wont get into cuz i think i'll sound annoying if i do. Anyway. Rinne and Niki calling Anzu sister is funny tho, i'll give eng that, it adds a vague 2010s american gay layer to their characters that was definitely not intentional but it's there now
#ask#anon#every time someone casually asks 'should i download enstars' i have to bite my tongue because well if u wanna get into enstars dont download#the english app#no no. first of all it misses half a decade's worth of stories secondly the translations suck#what youre gonna do is hunt down blogs and use the wayback machine and- wait where are you going...#you wouldnt want to be a casual would you (theres nothing wrong with that considering it's easier to join an actual church than get into#enstars)#(it's just a game but also no it isnt. wait come back yeah you can download the app... well no i wouldnt recommend getting into it like that#)#these tags are a mess
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we all down bad for forklift certified Ferris ig 🥲
#You do not want to fuck him trust me#You can’t go to his place cuz his bed is just some blankets on the floor#and he’ll wake you up and tell you you gotta leave cuz he’s gotta go to church#and then when you see him next he’s gonna pretend like it never happened#and also he has weird homoerotic tension with his coworker#But at least he’s certified#Costco department manager solas#forklift certified fenris#Dragon age au#dragon age inquisition#dragon age#dragon age 2#DAcostco#I almost forgot his shirt aren’t we all lucky I remembered#tbh drawing on my iPad makes me miss drawing on pc…#the iPad just isn’t as good ok….
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decided to go back to uni
#ive been DELIBERATING. and its a good choice#look i really can't imagine going back to teaching#and what I really don't want is to scramble for a new career in a new field as a junior without education#besides i know what i want#it's just a bachelors. it'll be over in a jiffy#you get paid to study here and I'll have an easier time finding an apartment too -- its the reason im starting on monday already (not uni b#t I lucked out and got put in some electoral classes that I could take just to get student status until may#and then i start the curator bachelors in august so it just. works. i can scarcely believe it but ill have time to change my mind if i do#IM SCARED. IM PUMPED. I FEEL OLD. IT'LL BE FINE.#also lmao every meeting i had with a councelor past few weeks ended with me sobbing because im so terrified and relieved at the same time#(really can't imagine teaching again i think it would kill me)#(but holy shit starting an entirely new carreer at 32? she wildin')#but yeagh. job ops look great and i have always regretted not turning to history so. AUGH PIC RELATED ME ASF#for a split second did I deliberate studying theology to be ordained just to spit the catholic church in the face? i did. what a laughhhh
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Got back from my trip back down to my old area and it went... really well actually. For all that I hated, hated, HATED living there, during the last 7 years or so I found a community the next town over that was lovely and supportive and wonderfully kind. Some of them have moved away in the time I've been gone, but I had SO much gd fun visiting with everyone still there, watching the renewal of vows, dancing at the reception, getting tons of massive bear hugs and lots of cheek kisses, and I even popped into their church service this morning to visit a bit longer with everyone (hilariously i did not burst into flames or get thrown out). I missed them so much. It's not my faith anymore, and church is no longer my 'place', but my friends there... I'm glad I didn't have to leave them behind, that we all still love each other, that they're all so happy about me being happy and I'm just as happy that they're happy. And some of them said they'd come up to my city to visit! YES. COME TO ME IN THE LAND OF SNOW AND ICE, VISIT ME, LIVE HERE, MOVE HERE, I PROMISE IT'S NOT AS COLD AS YOU THINK.
Also I stopped at my family's favorite hole-in-the-wall bakery before starting home because I'd called ahead for 2 dozen of their speciality chocolate frosted, glazed cinnamon buns, they are as big as your hand, they're the most delicious things I've ever had, the bakery owner lady literally helped me carry all the boxes out to my car, I am going to freeze them and see if me and the fam can't drag out the supply for 6-8 months, I regret nothing.
#pasta life update#i had so much fun and i love them#how do i move them all up here#also i say 'bear hug' in at least one case as a pun#because one of my friends there is huge and fuzzy and flamingly gay and he loves to make bear hug jokes#right before he grabs you and hugs you and lifts you right up off your gd feet#so it was like#an entire two days of just being loved on and hugged and laughing and dancing and i am very happy#AND THEY GAVE ME A RAINBOW UNICORN DUCKIE??? 😭#They apparently gave them out at Pride this year and I always used to help out at their booth#by dressing in my inflatable t rex suit and decking him out in rainbow gear so he was a Pride-a-saurus Rex#(it's an LGBT majority church so they're always at pride)#and they wanted me to know I'm still a part of that family even if I'm not there#and so they gave me a duckie!#i am going to treasure my lil LGBT rainbow unicorn duckie#also they asked about my tattoo! and I got to show it off! THEY WERE SO HAPPY FOR ME CAUSE THEY KNEW HOW LONG I'VE WANTED THIS#anyway sorry for rambling i need to sleep cause i am exhausted LOL
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more areas of overlap that i don't have room to edit in: unfashionably religious, significant scars, terrifying grandfather, hates killing people, fractious barons, etc etc etc
#i gotta leave for church in like 10 minutes but this has been rattling around in my head all morning#i think they would get along great until maia makes an offhand mention of his beloved horse and gen looks at him in horrified betrayal#csethiro and attolia would adore each other though. and terrify absolutely everyone else in both their countries#the goblin emperor#the queen's thief#booklist#stop whining : go to bed#— actually i want to amend my tags. csethiro and attolia would also get along great until the hand thing came up#and then csethiro ‘we do not wish you to be afraid of us’ ceredin would challenge attolia to a duel on the spot
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Have an itty bitty tiny piece of stasis in darkness, just so you all have an idea of where the story is going after the godly reveal. and also have proof that i am, in fact, still toiling away at this (as well as hawkins halfway house.)
A week and a half later, Steve entered a town he’d never seen before. He wore simple traveling clothes and carried no weapons aside from a couple of carefully hidden knives. He’d left his armor and shield behind. His satchel held only the essentials one needed for travel and a single stone as large as his fist. The stone was wrapped in layers of cloth to keep it safe during the journey.
I need you to find someone.
He felt very bare but he hadn’t been given much of a choice. Speed was of the essence for his quest, and little no-name towns tended to be wary of strangers in plain clothes, even more so around strangers decked out for battle. Steve wasn’t sure this place could be called a town. It was so small it hadn’t been on any official map. It didn’t even have an inn. Hopefully, Steve wouldn’t be needing an inn once he found who he was looking for.
He’s too far from me to reach.
He asked around, laying on the charm generously. He explained he had been a friend of a friend and had been trusted to deliver something. Eventually, he was told where to go. The house he found far beyond the village’s boundary was small. It looked like it had once been well cared for but it was old and had fallen to disrepair. Steve took a deep breath and knocked on the door.
A sallow old man opened the door. He was bald but had some scruff on his face still. His shoulders, stooped from age, trembled. His eyes were bloodshot. He looked so tired.
He’s my very last worshiper in all the world.
“Wayne Munson?” Steve asked.
“Who wants to know?” The man’s voice was phlegmy and rough. He coughed into the crook of his elbow almost before he could finish speaking.
“I’m Steve. Ser Steve Harrington, pledged to the Lord of Night.”
Wayne’s eyes widened. His grip on the open door weakened and slipped. Steve caught the door before it could hit Wayne.
“He sent me to you,” Steve explained. “May I come in?”
yep, that's it for now. i told you it was small. i'm not even gonna bother with a read-more here.
#trensu tells stories#stasis in darkness#i technically have another 4.5k words written already#but it is very much still a rough draft#it's all clunky chunks of stone with all that i want to happen but has not been carved and smoothed out properly yet#also i have decided to include at least a couple of prayers#because i hate myself apparently and want to make myself suffer#a poet i am not#and i haven't stepped in a church or said prayers in literal decades#well#that's a lie#i did attend ONE mass in that time only because my mom asked me so she wouldn't have to go alone#the priest went off on the queers during his sermon and my mom never asked me to go with her again lol#so i remember none of the prayers#and even if i did#i learned all my prayers in spanish#i have no idea how they go in english#ughhhhhh why do i do these things to myself
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no because I regret EVEN saying that I hate tex as a joke. This scene hurt man....
#rvb church#rvb tex#tex rvb#church rvb#red vs blue tex#tex red vs blue#red vs blue church#i actually cant#I'm so sad I don't even want to continue watching rvb#I actually think its effecting my mental health#I love Tex Church Caboose Sarge Simmons Griff Lopez Dounut and Tucker etc sm#i'm sad#Even tho Church let her go I can't :[#I sound to emo rn#I'm really surprised that rvb made me cry this much#lol#Haha I'm not doing well#:']#I'll probably draw the text later cuz rn my head if foggy and I literally feel so numb lol#thats crazy I REALLY didn't expect to get this effected by this show so bad#i love them so bad#And I love rvb#I dont even have enough energy to hate agent Wash#rvb#red vs blue
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just found out that they moved my polling place to a pentecostal church :(
#not really an environment I ever wanted to return to#it's too late now but I guess in the future I'll do mail-in#I hate going to those places#I'm at the point now where I can go into catholic churches if I'm doing it from a rels/art history pov but#I still feel WILDLY uncomfortable in most protestant churches#and avoid them whenever possible#and charismatic ones hit the trauma buttons the hardest
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