#dndads hcs

[hermanunworthy]

okay im finally FINALLY gonna do an official teens gender hcs post so u guys can understand my view of these weird little guys. spoilers theyre all nonbinary bc im nonbinary and i love them

normal: he/him but open to trying other pronouns (hes too afraid to ask though). wishes he could just be a binary trans dude (bc that would be easier for him) but in actuality has no idea what his gender really is and the thought of putting a label on it stresses him out so whenever he gets asked about his gender hes just sweating nervously like "aaahhh idk man im just a teen idk haha" (hes like dood. just. teengender)

scary: she/they/goth/dark/etc. transfem girlflux so sometimes shes very girl and other times shes very not girl. this is part of why she says shes not like other girls

lincoln: he/him. bigender. a boy who is a girl sometimes (but tries not to think about it too hard)

taylor: he/ze/sword/flame/etc (neopronoun hoarder like scary but nobody can remember all of them). transmasc demiboy but also a xenogender hoarder (likes to coin his own xenogenders)

hermie: pronouns of the character theyre playing but otherwise they/them. genderfraud (aka "genderfluid but in a fake way"). finds it easier to "play" a gender than to address the fact that they dont have one of their own

[maxwellamus]

brad

atleast half of the people i know irl have my tumblr now im fearing for my life😭

[macksartblock]

i want juice but there's none in this damn house

[keepin-it-on-the-d-l]

Kiddads Lineup! Aka the designs for them that I promised and never posted!

Heights: Grant is 5’11, Terry is 6’6 (tall mf), Lark and Sparrow are 5’8, and Nicky is 5’6 (short king)

Close ups under the cut:

[babacontainsmultitudes]

I'd like to think that even though the doodler is no longer a threat, D.A.D.D.I.E.S is still up and running (hiring, even), but now its focus is to repair some of the damage done by the doodler and help those most affected in this post-apocalyptic world. Is this partially so that I can imagine kiddad office shenanigans? Yes. But I also just find the concept pleasant on its own. Perhaps when they're older some of the teens even rejoin the organization, 😌 but *only* when they're older (I need the teens to be dumb teenagers who do normal teenager things *please*). Also Glenn is there (he needed a job) and fixed the elevator (made it worse).

[honeyspotpie]

There is not enough content of the Oak-Swallows-Garcia siblings WHICH IS CRIMINAL. They deserve the world :(

[citruscore]

happy pride month to these two

[alien-bluez]

more dumb headcanons nark edition: nicky was in mourning for days for lark's tits after lark got top surgery. held a fake funeral. lark wasn't invited.

[wishfulsketching]

Had to draw some moms, too! Again, most likely, details will change along the way. Also, I'm Autumn's #1 fan!

[thedndgoblinwholivesinyourwalls]

transfem francis is something so important to me and she just appeared in my head right now

[uminekoda]

Say whatever you want. Rebecca Swallows Oak Garcia is soooo Jewish to me. And so is Normal and Hero of course. I don't even care.

[hermanunworthy]

hero hcs bc she deserves some rad facts of her own

- heros fave original anime (as in not a disney remake) is saiki k. she relates to saiki bc she too wishes to be an ordinary person w/o any special powers or destiny. saiki was also her trans awakening bc during middle school she read the manga and when saiki was able to just decide to switch genders she was like "why dont i just do that??"

- hero barely gets acne. shes actually been blessed w pretty good skin. but as soon as normal started getting acne, she subconsciously started developing a skin picking disorder out of anxiety thats left her skin looking just as bad as his (however she gets worried whenever normal takes too long in the bathroom and always tries to stop him whenever he starts to pick at his own skin)

- hero met erica and margarita through taylor and decided to introduce them to anime during the two months where margaritas dad was too busy watching anime w taylors friends so she could spite him. turns out she really really likes both these girls now. and they really really like anime (and hero too) now

- hero loves to accessorize. she particularly loves to collect hairclips and chewelry necklaces. shes also the one who taught normal how to make kandi

- hero is a decent driver but an awful parker. u can always tell which car is hers bc it will be super embarrassingly crooked. normal usually has to really squeeze in between cars when he gets out from the passenger seat

- hero is a big fan of funny novelty t-shirts. whenever shes not wearing something fandom specific u can bet that shell be wearing a shirt w some stupid text on it that she clearly bought on impulse

- hero likes to spend her tip money on little treats after every work day. sometimes even non vegan stuff bc she thinks she deserves a break every now and then (which is quite often for her). she always just lies and says work ran late

- hero actually prefers frozen yogurt over ice cream but would never admit that to her family. shell get ice cream when hanging out w others but takes herself out to froyo

- hero considers hermie one of The Girls and also treats her like a little sister (i mean they are siblings in law). sometimes she invites them to girls night or other things when hermie gets left out and gives him advice about her brother

- hero is a top student at her school and practically runs the stem program there (she wants to major in astronomy when she goes to college). she has the potential to be super good at pe too but purposefully doesnt put in her full effort so she can at least appear average at that

- hero chooses guys to have crushes on. she just picks whatever weird guy she comes across and then writes self insert fanfics about them. she might be a lesbian but doesnt even realize that (just give her time shes having fun for now)

- hero is actually a very talented writer but unfortunately she wastes her potential on the stupidest most obscure fandoms. she makes fun of normal for what he writes about but she is not much better than him

- hero swears that as soon as she gets her braces off, shes gonna be chewing bubblegum all the time. can u tell that shes very much an oral stimmer

- heros fave color is teal. her old worn out teal hoodie is one of her comfort items and she wears it most of the time

- heros glasses have been crooked since she got them and it annoys her all the time but she just hasnt gotten around to getting them fixed

[juxtaposed-nerd]

aapi heritage month headcanons pt. 3 !!!

just in time for s3 of dndads, let’s get into it! this one will probs be a lot but so much has happened in the past year 😭

- taylor LOVES chinese new year, he looks forward to it every year as the favorite (only) child and he eats all the dumplings he could ever eat and gets tons of red envelopes

- cassandra and morgan become best friends/mother-daughter relationship vibes post-doodler, like they are the most badass and cool women in the world and i do think taylor grows to love morgan so much and even though his relationships with nick/glenn are strained, at least he has the best mom and grandma

- as a voice actor for anime/cartoons i think cassandra really did fall in love w the art of anime and i’d love for her to guest at a con (make her the j michael tatum of her world PLEASE) and taylor gets a free ticket to weeb out as much as he wants <3

- in my heart glenn is trying his best, like he really wants that closeness (haha) and i think now post-doodler it's like literally what started as a father/son duo of him and nick now is genuinely a huge (kinda fucked up) family that is trying to mend itself and i do think it starts with chinese takeout !!!

- sidenote i think the close/foster/swifts etc are a great example of how freddie has subverted asian stereotypes fr and also how a family stuck in an absent/neglectful cycle has the ability to come together again

- the mending includes hermie too, hermie definitely deserves something more in his life and the chance get to be a kid w a home in the form of a big family w his bio dads (his normal parents are invited too) (and i also love the idea of normal being like 'grandpa henry! this is the guy!' and hermie being an honorary oak would be so cute 😭)

- hermie went and saw joy ride (2023) bc it was marketed as a comedy and came out bawling his eyes out from that one scene y’all adoptees know what im talking about

- tbh thinking about taylor's closeness w his mom and francis's w kimon wan literally asian moms are holding this show together

- the farnsworth’s are thai and german and they came to peachyville at a young age to give their newborn son a better life very starting nuclear family vibes, ed definitely learned thai for her, and now their son is a bowling champ!

- francis farnsworth and taylor swift are lowkey the spectrum of asian upbringing where it's like midwest asians vs socal asians 😳🤭 they live in different worlds

- kimon wan is an immigrant mom just trying to raise her family and her damn son wont stop being a loser 🤦‍♀️ literally milf w a shotgun (ed is a lucky man FR) (sorry anthony burch)

- when francis is having a really tough day then kimon wan will leave a plate of cut up fruit at his door so he knows he's still supported

- luo's golden wok is the first and only chinese restaurant in peachyville and they have to have the best pepper steak ever im calling it now

- tony collette would love and hate both jodie and glenn i think for different reasons but instead of calling them formosans he’d call them orientals 💀

- also tony collette is 0.0001% asian (chinese) and tyrus luo either DEFINITELY knows which is why he puts up w all the bullshit tony does or tony is determined to make sure that tyrus NEVER finds out ever

- they have a 'throwback' silent movie night at the drive-in and they show a meryl streep film and literally everyone falls in love w him 🥰

- billion millions was a crazy rich asian and he was an icon

- once again they mean the world to me! might end up posting more at some point who knows lol

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checkout past headcanons: 2022! 2023!

[macksartblock]

I drew this on break bc I couldn’t get it out of my head

[keepin-it-on-the-d-l]

Some songs that would KILL in a Dungeons and Daddies show/movie adaptation:

Stayin Alive by The Bee Gees playing as the Daddies fight The Library (cuts off abruptly when Erin gets curb-stomped)

Sweet Dreams (Are Made of This) is also a really good pick for a fight song

Eye of the Tiger faintly playing every time Paeden is on screen

We Didn’t Start the Fire by Billy Joel playing as the Daddies flee Neverwinter (they did, in fact, start the fire and also kill a bunch of people with a pyramid)

Starman by David Bowie playing over some really fucked up Doodler shit (like the ending of At the Mountains of Dadness)

I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) HAS to play some time in season 1 right? It’s like the ultimate dad energy song and it fits perfectly for their objective

(Something really traumatizing happens)(hard cut to the dads in the Odyssey, sitting silently and looking traumatized as The Pina Colada Song plays for comedic effect)

Pls add to this in the tags if you want!!

Part Two here

[ron-stampler-is-the-kind-of-guy]

Ron stampler is the kind of guy to regularly go to a hooters with his wife to give the girls that work there an escape from the creepy guys (and also pretend to be their dad/grandpa/uncle if the situation gets too uncomfortable)