#dnd liveblogging

[dawnlotus1]

I’m like Murph in dimension 20. I cannot stop rolling 4s. Every single new dice set I get it doesn’t matter. My luck it still terrible ;-;

[andi-o-geyser]

fuck the fate of the very fabric of the universe, the scariest moment in the neverafter finale was brennan calling in the vice principal

[thelonelywhale]

Orym and Dorian talk to each other with words challenge (impossible)

[mothman-productions]

I am literally sobbing, Faiya meant so much to me

Every single other player being sad that my character is dead:

Me and the person that killed me laughing and joking about her death:

Rest in Pieces Faiya, at least you achieved your goal of wild magicing into a sheep, before being turned to lamb chops.

[stellar-jay]

The only one condition, I've got the premonition, that Christmas is a vision!

HAPPY WINTERFEST!

[carelesscuriosity]

the caption that told us Brennan was eating almonds was parasocial fanservice

[v-i-r-i-d-i-a-n]

Episode 42 was so fish and chips coded oml

GILLION “PRANKING” HIM

Chip wanting to learn about the undersea and Gillion being SO excited to talk about it

“But you wanna- but you wanna take theirs??”

“Oh no I wouldn’t, but I just figured you would.”

“…hmm, ok, I’m onto you, Tidestrider,”

“I like the way your meat brain thinks chip”

“….thank you???”

Not fnc but

“What are you doing??”

“Go to sleep.” Is absolutely terrifying

Also “you said it yourself, they don’t really trust you.” “But I trust them” GOES SO HARD

[honor-among-thieves]

Haha it was Ravaaaaaaa. Theo hasn't noticed yet because his back is to the wall, he just knows lighting exploded out of this doorway.

Our group is fighting some wizards and we were SUPPLIED a Bladesinger NPC from another group of wizards, except everyone now thinks that this is actually Rava (Theo's datemate) disguising themselves and putting shields on Theo to keep him safe aslgkjdslajs.

[yb-cringe]

going into ordem blind was so good btw bc they showed up on that hill for the holy cradle and genuinely my jaw dropped justxfucking losing my mind as everything they had been theorizing about just absolutely shriveled and withered away in seconds because theres nOT EVENXA FUCKING CAVE HERE WHERE THE FUCK ARE THEY

[alexvals]

just a tiny dragon egg waving to his super computer uncle in front of two immortal entities one whom is his grandpa

[scriptmyworld]

laudna: I died thirty years ago!

deanna: ooh!

laudna: and then again like three months ago!

deanna: oh…

[dawnlotus1]

My party is making bad decision after bad decision and it’s hilarious. We are doing so terribly, but hey, y’know at least turning into a whale, eating all ur friends, and swimming away submarine style from the entire navy of a evil city is fun. Even if it’s not going to end well.

[andi-o-geyser]

DM scolds his adventuring party like a principal chiding a bunch of middle schoolers: more at 12

[thelonelywhale]

Sorry I know we kinda breezed past this detail last night, but just a reminder that there are at least THREE dragons in attendance at the Exandrian Accord leadership convention..!!

Thank you Matt and Brennan for bringing secret dragons back into my dnd show.

[mothman-productions]

Tbf I've been hurting the party (except the healer) because my character is being gay

The big bad evil guy fight has turned into half the party in a make out session and another member still trying to get after the boss.

The bad guys are still trying to kill us as well.

[codecicle]

oh that's so sick condi helped with the suckening ost