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demigods-posts · 4 months ago
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headcanon that percy and annabeth have a relationship contract they made after they got together once the war came to pass. they outlined it on paper in percy's bedroom. typed up a final draft using sally's laptop. and printed out and laminated it at the local library on their two month anniversary. and they abide by it like it's the law.
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layla99999999 · 9 days ago
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this would be the kind of couple that was divorced twice and fights all the time but in the end they are soulmates and they cannot stay separate from each other, people think that they hate each other but its their way of showing love, also they like bdsm and they watch zombie movies together, also they both dress as if they were going to opera or sth every day which absolutely does NOT fit their behaviour
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my fav akayona ship they would be so perfect together pls marry already pls
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abiding-by-the-laws-of-color · 11 months ago
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man I love pokemon
Decided to find out what’s up with these two and they’re so stupid I love it
-ghost
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corsairspade · 3 months ago
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Celegorm but everything about him is 10x funnier because he's a chronic ainur fucker and just doesn't tell anyone about it. He looks inwards and decides marriage is between elves so deciding to roll around with maiar of the hunt is absolutely valid and not marriage. Who's ever heard of an elf marrying a Maia?
Elven polyamory may be illegal but it doesn't count if he's just ferrying kisses between Oromë and Vána- they're not elves. No, it's not hypocritical, what are you talking about. Just don't tell his father. What? No, not because of the whole polyamory thing, Feanor's just got a thing about Valar. Yes Celegorm is sure that's the only reason he doesn't want to tell his dad.
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dragonanon · 1 month ago
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Golden Cheese Cookie and Smoked Cheese Cookie have the funniest fucking dynamic out of everyone in CRK. One minute they’ll both be discussing serious battle strategies and Smoked Cheese Cookie will be like “I would never abandon my Queen.” And the next minute Smoked Cheese Cookie will be pointing at a mural of a demon and going “Lmao that’s you! >:)” And Golden Cheese Cookie will be so offended and butthurt.
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miss-americanbi · 1 year ago
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shout out to all the demons (dyslexic people) who are having the time of their lives trying to spell “ineffable” or “bureaucracy” correctly post good omens 2
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demonir · 2 months ago
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She did not understand the assignment
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just-an-enby-lemon · 1 year ago
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"The Mechanisms were Jonathan Sims college band" and "Jon is the secret real past of Jonny D'ville" are both great takes but I present "Jon's descend into an unwilling antichirst figure is The Mecs new album and Jonny plays him in the songs because they just have very similar voices for some reason."
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aedolon · 4 months ago
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sciderman · 1 year ago
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if you had to categorize each askspiderpool-verse ship (not just spideypool, but like, spideytorch, vanessa and wade, mj felicia, whoever get funky w it) as either codependent until they die vs. divorce fever where would u place them
ask-spiderpool ship tier list here we GOOOO
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diazheartsbuckley · 1 year ago
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Love that scene where Eddie is like “Chris is hanging out with his Buck today”
HIS BUCK???
HIS??? BUCK???
Not uncle, not just Buck, but his Buck
What even is that definition??
I’m so fucking obsessed with it
We don’t need any other explanation for it
Buck is Christopher’s Buck
And Buck is Eddie’s Buck
It’s literally just his name but he’s their Buck
This has been a rant, thank yewww
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etapereine · 2 months ago
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Tadej Pogačar & Jonas Vingegaard + Hands (2024 edition)
2024 Tour de France, Stage 1 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 2 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 7
2024 Tour de France, Stage 11 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 11 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 11
2024 Tour de France, Stage 12 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 15 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 15
2024 Tour de France, Stage 16 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 17 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 18
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2024 Tour de France, Stage 21 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 21 | 2024 Tour de France, Stage 21
2024 Tour de France, Podium Ceremony | 2024 Tour de France, Podium Ceremony | 2024 Tour de France, Podium Ceremony
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2024 Tour de France, Podium Ceremony | 2024 Tour de France, Podium Ceremony | 2024 Tour de France, Podium Ceremony
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veri-berri · 3 days ago
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Sorina, Dolores, Igraine, my beloveds. Evil, evil, evil beloveds.
Sorina belongs to @chaora
Igraine belongs to @uniquevocashark
If you like toxic lesbians, you need to read the fic. Go follow @uniquevocashark and
READ 👏 THE 👏 FIC 👏
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volatilemask · 1 year ago
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if gabe doesnt wanna marry it then MOVE OVER!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
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a-suspiciously-large-pig · 1 month ago
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I can't believe they killed Colin for being gay and right 😔
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damian-lil-babybat · 3 months ago
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Batman and Robin (2023) #12
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Batman Incorporated (2012) #13
How to hug your resident al Ghul...first a sword!
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