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demigods-posts · 5 months ago

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headcanon that percy and annabeth have a relationship contract they made after they got together once the war came to pass. they outlined it on paper in percy's bedroom. typed up a final draft using sally's laptop. and printed out and laminated it at the local library on their two month anniversary. and they abide by it like it's the law.

#“if one or both parties adopt an animal of any kind both parties in said relationship are characterized as it's legal parental guardian”#“if percy mentions the sphinx incident from the labyrinth to an outside party of which were not on the quest” ->#“annabeth can post photos of a guinea pig around camp half-blood and notify its residents of the events on circe's island”#“the two parties shall meet twice a month to remain up-to-date on whether each parties needs are being met within the relationship”#“if one party fails to acknlwledge the monthly anniversaries of said relationship” ->#“the other party can threaten divorce regardless of applicability”#percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #pjo headcanon #percy jackson #annabeth chase #percabeth #percabeth headcanon #percabeth fluff #percabeth cute #percabeth being amazing #percabeth being the cutest to ever not exist #percabeth funny #percabeth for the win #annabeth definitely threatened to divorce percy on their one-month anniversary during their trip to paris #i dont make the rules #(yes i do)

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layla99999999 · 30 days ago

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this would be the kind of couple that was divorced twice and fights all the time but in the end they are soulmates and they cannot stay separate from each other, people think that they hate each other but its their way of showing love, also they like bdsm and they watch zombie movies together, also they both dress as if they were going to opera or sth every day which absolutely does NOT fit their behaviour

my fav akayona ship they would be so perfect together pls marry already pls

#akatsuki no yona #akayona #suwon #soowon #yona of the dawn #yotd #akatsukinoyona #an lili #suwon x lili #divorce #divorced #divorced twice

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abiding-by-the-laws-of-color · 1 year ago

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man I love pokemon

Decided to find out what’s up with these two and they’re so stupid I love it

-ghost

#hardenshipping #magma leader maxie #aqua leader archie #maxie pokemon #archie pokemon #pokemon fanart #i drew carvanha from memory lol #Pokemon oras #oras #ghostuff #old man yaoi #theyre divorced?????#Twice???#I love how Pokémon has cool looking designs until you look into it just a little bit #Maxie’s shorts and mega glasses send me #also Archie’s goofy looking net cape thing #definitely subliminally influenced my own character designs

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corsairspade · 3 months ago

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Celegorm but everything about him is 10x funnier because he's a chronic ainur fucker and just doesn't tell anyone about it. He looks inwards and decides marriage is between elves so deciding to roll around with maiar of the hunt is absolutely valid and not marriage. Who's ever heard of an elf marrying a Maia?

Elven polyamory may be illegal but it doesn't count if he's just ferrying kisses between Oromë and Vána- they're not elves. No, it's not hypocritical, what are you talking about. Just don't tell his father. What? No, not because of the whole polyamory thing, Feanor's just got a thing about Valar. Yes Celegorm is sure that's the only reason he doesn't want to tell his dad.

#tolkien #silmarillion #silm #celegorm #tyelkormo #orome #vana #yes this means tyelko is taking the dog in the divorce #the moon appears and he's like immediately “ayo that's Tilion”#curufin voice: how are you recognising a maiar who is currently the fucking moon #tyelko voice: funny that you'd mention fucking the moon #do you see my vision #no one makes him weird enough. this man speaks dog and bird and fistfights people over dragonfly linguistics #of course he's mental gymnasticing his way to convincing himself that he's definitely not disappointing his father #(a common feanorian pastime)#just imagining the Doriath beef here btw #“why's thingol so special huh” “I mean he did marry a Maia” “he's not special do you know how many times I had to get an impromptu divorce”#“what” “yeah cause I'd accidentally marry a Maia. or like Oromë once or twice”#“OROME??” “ok maybe three times”

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dragonanon · 2 months ago

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Golden Cheese Cookie and Smoked Cheese Cookie have the funniest fucking dynamic out of everyone in CRK. One minute they’ll both be discussing serious battle strategies and Smoked Cheese Cookie will be like “I would never abandon my Queen.” And the next minute Smoked Cheese Cookie will be pointing at a mural of a demon and going “Lmao that’s you! >:)” And Golden Cheese Cookie will be so offended and butthurt.

#they’re married divorced dating and frenemies all at the same time #also smoked cheese cookie has tried to overthrow golden cheese cookie AT LEAST twice now that we know of #and she fucking forgave him both times like ‘k but you’d better not do that shit again or i’ll be very mad at you.’#they’ve got that starscream and megatron dynamic #cookie run kingdom #smoked cheese cookie #golden cheese cookie #smoked cheese crk #golden cheese crk #beast yeast #burning spice cookie fucking WISHES he had an advisor to sass him the way smoked cheese cookie can

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miss-americanbi · 1 year ago

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shout out to all the demons (dyslexic people) who are having the time of their lives trying to spell “ineffable” or “bureaucracy” correctly post good omens 2

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demonir · 2 months ago

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She did not understand the assignment

#good omens #ineffable husbands #good omens fanart #aziracrow #fanart #digital art #artists on tumblr #ibispaint art #demos art #based on that one draw ur favs as meme that was around a while ago #bc you know i love hopping onto trends way too fucking late #shes wearing her twice divorced fit #her widow that might have killed the husband fit #her im single and available fit #yknow how it is #also needed an excuse to draw longer hair crowley #also wanted an excuse to she/her crowley because i can do what i want #'why is she wearing heels to bed' because you've gotta serve always and forever she's been serving for 6000 years she aint gonna stop now #convinced theyd get matching pajamas at one point #tired of having to color adjust my ipad art bc it comes out muted on laptop screens RAAAHHHHH

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just-an-enby-lemon · 1 year ago

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"The Mechanisms were Jonathan Sims college band" and "Jon is the secret real past of Jonny D'ville" are both great takes but I present "Jon's descend into an unwilling antichirst figure is The Mecs new album and Jonny plays him in the songs because they just have very similar voices for some reason."

#tma #the magnus archives #the mechanisms #jonathan sims #jonny d'ville #the mechs singing about Jon's life and interacting with it as a way to get more of the story is fun #ashes would love to join the corrupt avatar old men group for the maniuplation #they would be in all elias and peter divorce and marriage parties #Jonny is angry that people actually call Peter capitain #he is also at all grifters bones shows #and even played with them once or twice #breakon and hope accidentally adopt the toy soldier for a while #ivy helps jon be a proper archivist #marius tries to psicoanalyse elias #jonny is also just melanies bestie #she call him better jon #brian and jon discuss what it is to be human #gunpowder tim makes a whole presentation about why blowing up the moon is cooler than blowing up some clowns and he is the better tim #he also gives weapons to Martin #ralph becames an eye avatar somehow #manuella and brian insult suns together #ashes and anabelle became besties #ashes annabelle and jude perry go to parties together #ashes also hangs with gertrude and agnes they might have helped them became a couple because they now tragic saphics is a mecs classic #nastya just chills with her girlfriend at earths orbity and accidentaly saves dark sacrifice space guy and lonely experiment guy #she also bonds with manuela they discuss about spaceships and suns #she and aurora add manuella to spicy their sex life for a bit as a friend with benefit of both

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aedolon · 5 months ago

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#tf2 #team fortress #digital art #sniperspy #bloody suit #sniper tf2 #mick mundy #spy tf2 #spy x sniper #hateship #theyre definitely twice divorced ex husbands #tf2 fanart #tf2 meme #team fortress 2 #sorry for reupload i had to adjust image size 😢

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sciderman · 1 year ago

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if you had to categorize each askspiderpool-verse ship (not just spideypool, but like, spideytorch, vanessa and wade, mj felicia, whoever get funky w it) as either codependent until they die vs. divorce fever where would u place them

ask-spiderpool ship tier list here we GOOOO