#district 9 theory

[zima74824]

OK, so I rewatch district 9 again I have a theory we all know who Christopher Johnson is but just forewarn you there will be spoilers of the movie  he is way different than the normal prawns you would see in the movie so my theory is he’s sentient or he was human my proof back up this theory is the scene where wikus gets terribly sick and starts throwing up. You could see the look on Christopher‘s face when that happens almost like he seen something like that happened before it happened in front of him before he was once human that would explain why he empathizes with wikus throughout the movie because he’s been through it before and that’s why empathizes with humans in general. I always knew he had a soft side, but it makes more sense if he was either sentient or he once was human and had the same thing happened to him would explain why Christopher wears clothes and the other ones are naked except for that prawn wore a bra but otherwise all of them are pretty much just naked

So if my theory is true, how did Cj get exposed? Was he in front of him when Christopher got infected or was it a completely different incident? I don’t know this is my opinion and my theory obviously it’s just the theory obviously so don’t take it seriously but my theory wouldn’t make sense some of the things that happened in the movie. It would also prove how Christopher actually understands English. I did that or he learned it just like some people learn Spanish he also feels bad when he needs to leave to make more fuel as well. He promises 24 years, but it’s already too late for wikus because he turns into prawn at the end of the movie 

[stephdau]

Brassroots District - Take Allotta Sweat (9 Theory Remix)

[ktownshizzle]

Honey & Citrus | an myg drabble

✎ ˎˊ˗ Pairing: Min Yoongi x female reader ✎ ˎˊ˗ Genre: Fluff, Meet-cute coffee shop!au, to be confirmed if Yoongi is an idol or not

✎ ˎˊ˗  Summary: You haaate your job, but at least there’s this sexy eye-candy at your favorite cafe to distract you from your miserable 9 to forever grind. Your simple, casual nods with him turn into a silent caffeine war when, after his small act of kindness, you buy him his coffee—and he refuses to let the favor go unanswered. Suddenly, you’re locked in a daily battle of who pays first, and just when you think you’ve reached a stalemate, fate (and a very nosy barista) throws in a twist you never saw coming.

✎ ˎˊ˗ Warnings: None ✎ ˎˊ˗ Word count: 1.6k ✎ ˎˊ˗ Posting date: February 13, 2025

✎ ˎˊ˗ Notes: Welcome to another unplanned story. Just a little something I whipped up for the boss babes and corporate girlies working in their city's business districts, desperate to find a semblance of happiness in their robotic working days–did I mention this was really self-indulgent? I am not sure if this stays as a one-shot or a series of drabbles? Idk. Anyways, enjoy!~

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There’s a rhythm to your mornings. The kind that makes life feel like a well-oiled machine—predictable, efficient, sharp. That’s what you tell yourself, anyway, as you sidestep a finance bro barking into his phone to push open the door to Honey & Citrus cafe.

Not Coffee Bean. Never Starbucks. Not even Compose—even though Kim Taehyung’s face could certainly make you wanna come (in).

But you don’t need the soulless corporate grind in your caffeine routine when you already live it from 9 to god-knows-when. Honey & Citrus has the good beans, the real baristas who actually know your order and don’t try to be fake-friendly with you, and the quiet that lets you inhale a moment of peace before stepping into the battlefield of bullshit board meetings.

And then there’s him.

“Iced Americano for Yoongi…” 

He’s always there at the same time as you. Every. Single. Day.

A handsome stranger with sharp, feline eyes and an ever-present air of quiet confidence. The very first time you see him, he was wearing a suit. A medium gray set with an interesting burgundy tie. He held a small suitcase, fit for a macbook air, maybe a thin stack of paperwork. Definitely some VC vulture or hedge fund guy, gifted with the face of a luxury brand model.

But then one day he was wearing… a hoodie and black slacks with headphones slung around his neck, the expensive kind audiophiles swear by. 

Hmm. With this look, your previous assumptions did not add up. Now, you couldn’t quite place his profession. 

Since then, it becomes some sort of game you play in your mind. To discover what this dude’s job is.

One day, he holds a notebook filled with messy, poetic scrawls—you catch a glimpse as he flips the pages, and your mind spins wild theories. Another morning, he reads a printout of a Shareholder Meeting report as he awaits his coffee. Then the next day, you spot a vinyl tucked under his arm, and something about that sends your curiosity spiraling further.

Music Executive? Writer? Producer? Who is this mysterious artsy type in a sea of wolves? But maybe is a wolf. Lawyer, City Prosecutor, some Start-Up Founder… who likes to dabble in poetry?

You’re fascinated. Man has aura. And on top of that, he sure looks like he can fuck.

Unlucky for you, your interactions so far are limited to polite nods, the occasional small smile exchanged as you both wait for your respective coffees. Maybe the universe has a sense of humor, slotting you into the same ten-minute window every day with a stranger who intrigues you far more than your own coworkers do. But of course, he is not interested in you.

You wake up with a migraine, and instantly, you know—it’s a morning from hell.

Your alarm didn’t go off. Your inbox is already on fire. Your boss sends a cryptic “let’s talk” email before you’ve even left your apartment, which is never a good sign. You forgot about the afternoon presentation you’re supposed to give, and your deck isn’t even half-finished.

The thought of quitting—of walking into that glass tower and tossing your resignation onto your boss’s desk like a dramatic K-drama lead—has never been more tempting.

This morning has no rhythm. More out of tune than drunk-you in a Coin Karaoke.

By the time you drag yourself into Honey & Citrus, it’s already a god-forsaken Friday. You’re barely holding it together, probably leaving a trail of smoke in your wake. Your hair is frizzy, your face frazzled—it’s just a fucked-up day all around. And it’s barely 8 a.m.

You’re so deep in your own misery that you don’t even clock the fact that your favorite stranger has been looking at you since you walked in.

Not until—

“Fighting~”

You blink.

He’s looking right at you, his dark eyes warm with quiet amusement as he mouths the word again, this time with double closed fists, like a cartoon character summoning energy. And then, just for good measure, he smiles.

A real one.

The disbelief must be all over your face because suddenly, you’re giggling—actually giggling, something you didn’t think you were capable of before noon.

Yoongi—the mysterious, unreadable stranger you’ve been quietly fascinated with for weeks—just gave you the world’s softest pep talk.

And then, as if realizing what he’s done, he quickly looks away, pulling a face mask over his mouth, his pink-tinged cheeks disappearing behind black fabric.

A second later, he’s heading for the door, stepping out into the cold like he didn’t just single-handedly save your morning.

Your eyes follow him until he disappears around the corner, but the warmth he left behind lingers in your chest.

Maybe because you needed to hear it. Maybe because no one’s said it to you in a long time. Maybe because he said it.

You take a deep breath, square your shoulders. And somehow—somehow—you make it through the day.

You survive. Without handing over your resignation letter.

Small wins.

The next Monday, you get to Honey & Citrus first. You don’t even think about it—you just do it. You buy his coffee.

And then you sprint out before he can react, because suddenly, the idea of watching his expression feels too embarrassing to bear. You tell yourself it’s just a small gesture. A thank-you for a kindness he probably doesn’t even think much of.

The next day, though, he beats you to it.

You walk in, and the barista just hands you your usual order with a knowing smile. “It’s covered.”

You blink, turn, and find him already at his usual spot, sipping his drink like he didn’t just declare war.

Because it is so obvious he did this just to one-up you.

You narrow your eyes. He lifts his cup in a silent toast, eyes glinting with something dangerously close to amusement.

And so it begins.

For a week, you play the game.

One morning, you bribe the barista to let you pay first. The next, he somehow convinces them to refuse your card. 

You show up earlier to get ahead, but the next day he shows up even earlier.

Your schedule is screwed. You’re suddenly up way earlier than you like, but you like it.

It’s ridiculous. It’s fun. It’s completely unlike anything else in your day.

Until, finally, one morning, you both arrive at the exact same time.

You grab the door handle—he does, too. His palm brushes against your knuckles. Both of you freeze, eyes locking, realizing at the same time:

Shit. No winner today.

You swear you see his lips twitch, like he’s holding back a real smile. And then—before you can overthink it—you finally, actually, talk to him.

“You know,” you say, tilting your head, “we could just both buy our own coffee like normal people.”

“But where’s the fun in that?” His voice is deep, lazy, laced with amusement.

“Are you always this competitive?”

“Are you?”

You huff, trying to suppress the warmth creeping up your neck. He leans in slightly, and it’s the first time you’ve really, truly studied him up close—the sharp cut of his jaw, the quiet intensity behind his eyes, the scent of something subtly musky clinging to his coat.

“Since we’re doing introductions before the next round,” he says, “I’m Yoongi.”

Of course, you already know it. You give yours in return, and he nods like it makes sense. Like he already knew it as well. Which makes sense.

As you walk in, the barista snickers, clearly entertained by whatever weird silent war you and Yoongi have been waging for the past week. You’re about to step back, let him go first when the barista clears her throat.

“Actually,” she says, way too pleased with herself. “It’s on the house today.”

Both you and Yoongi blink in unison.

“What?” you ask.

“Why?” Yoongi adds, looking just as skeptical.

The barista leans on the counter, grinning like she’s been waiting for this exact moment. “Valentine’s Day promo.”

Your stomach drops. Your brain stalls. You look around and Honey & Citrus has little cherubs hanging from the ceiling.

“First couple to walk in together gets free drinks,” she further explains.

You feel the heat crawl up your neck, your face burning so hot it could brew the damn espresso yourself. Beside you, Yoongi makes a tiny sound—like an exhale caught in his throat—and when you turn your head ever so slightly, you see it.

His ears are bright red.

The barista just smirks. You are going to die here.

You should correct her, actually. You should explain. But words? Language? Coherent thought? We don’t know her.

But that’s when Yoongi does something absolutely insane.

He clears his throat, thanks the barista, and then—looking at one of the booths of the cafe, still not looking at you—he says, casually, like this isn’t the most absurd moment of your life,

“How about we have that first date right now?”

Your head snaps toward him, and he finally meets your gaze, and oh, he’s serious. 

Your heart stumbles over itself, but you manage a tiny, shy smile, and a quip, “…you mean this coffee? Here?” Because that’s all your pea brain can compute.

His lips twitch. “Mm. Unless you wanna go somewhere else?”

Huh.

You hate that he’s smooth about this. You hate that you kind of really, really like it. 

You swallow hard, shifting on your feet. “This place is fine.”

His smile curves, small but victorious. “Good.”

The barista practically vibrates behind the counter as she hands over your drinks, joyful even though two drinks are getting docked from her pay that week. 

“Happy Valentine’s Day!”

With Yoongi, it feels like it's definitely going to be...

:)

A/N: To you, my dearest reader. I hope your heart is filled with joy today and forever. You deserve it!

Want more for our coffee shop couple? Let me know if you’re interested in me turning this into series of drabbles?? Look at me adding more stuff into my WIP list.  Caved! Here's the H&C masterlist

Thank you for reading this you lovely, beautiful human! xo

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[hidden-poet]

MASTER LIST

Please be advised that all following stories contain dark and sexually explicit material. Viewer discretion advised.

The ballad of songbirds and snakes

Commander Snow

Summary; Under the advice of Dr Gaul Coriolanus returns back to district 12 where without blinding light of lucy-grey he could see you. Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 part 7 part 8 part 9 part 10

President Snow

summary: After lucy gray there was you. Part 1 Part 2 Part 3

S. lands on top

summary: Coriolanus returns home to the Capital with two women from district 12 plaguing his mind. One a (presumed) dead mystery but another well within his reach. Part 1 Part 2 Part 3 Part 4 Part 5 Part 6 Part 7 coming soon Part 8

Professor Snow

*Inspired by @tabitha12 post Summary: Coriolanus takes a position at the University teaching Military theory where he develops an unhealthy crush on one of his students. Part 1

The victor

*Inspired by @tabitha12 post Summary: Dove Eastgate is a school teacher in district 12. When one of her children get picked for the games, she steps in to take their place. President Snow is both outraged and curious. Part 1 Part 2 coming soon Part 3 coming soon

The nurse

*Inspired by @tabitha12 post summary: Coriolanus never forgets about the nurse who treated his snakebite, and he is determinted to not let her forget him. Part 1

Poison

*Inspired by @tabitha12 post Summary: Coriolanus always hated Sejanus Plinth. He had everything that Coriolanus should of had; money, influence, and you. Part 1 part 2 part 3

Part 4

The officer

Summary: Coriolanus goes to district 2 for officer training. It’s dull and boring until he catches sight of you and a infatuation begins Part 1 part 2 coming soon

Billy the kid

To have and to hold

Summary: Billy has had his heart set on you for a while. Now he was the law, he decided to make a move Part 1

Outlaw

Summary: After nearly a year of mystery presents, your gift giver finally reveals himself to be none other then the outlaw Billy-the-kid. Part 1 Part 2 coming soon

The Regulators

Summary: After being accidentally injured by one of his members, Billy takes you with him with the intention of releasing you once you’re healed. But as time passes Billy intentions darken. Part 1 coming soon

Wolverine

Animal

Summary: After visiting a bathhouse Logan meets you, and the animal within him starts clawing out. Part 1 Part 2

NOT FANDOM BASED

UNTIL. DEATH.

PART 1

PART 2

PART 3

PART 4

PART 5

[princessfoxington]

So, I've watched The Gaslight District, and HOLY SHIT it is absolutely amazing! It reminds me of TMNT: Mutant Mayhem but for adults. This is something we need to see more of in the animation industry. It's new, it's different, it's original, it's something like nothing I've seen before! Unless you compare it a little to 9 (2009) or as I mentioned above,TMNT.

Please watch The Gaslight District

Y'now, I have a theory. I don't have any evidence to support it but hear me out... spoilers below

I think BreadHead knows that Mel is human.

I noticed on my second watch that when he scoops up Ken and Mel to save them from that bird lady, he could have possibly seen her blood at that moment. Plus the bird lady referring to her as "the human child". I could be entirely wrong, but if I'm right I think he also doesn't have a problem with it and still cares for Mel regardless of the color of her blood.

[zedweek]

Zedweek 2024 Prompts!!!!!!!

Day 1: Dec 2

ZSMA:  It’s the anniversary of the series that started it all! Spanning four years, Zedaph’s Super Minecraft Adventure showcases Zed’s growth as a creator and contains countless silly moments! Farms and western villages, breakups and singing and time travel! Whether you embrace a younger Zedaph, a best build, or a favorite moment, it’s a blast from the past!

Free space: We know that Zed’s earliest series is also one that many haven’t seen, so this day is also open to anything that anyone wants to make! Get crazy with it! The only limit is your own imagination!

Day 2: Dec 3

Hermitcraft 5-6: Caves of crystal and bases galore, we’re going back in time! Featuring lovely characters such as Worm Man and Zedeath, season 5 and 6 give a lot to work with! The rise of the gaming district and the iconic Is That Sheep Looking At Me? entertained the Hermits, and our hero still found time to try his hand at aerial livestock delivery! The following season saw a Jack (Er. Zed?) of all bases, with 5 in total, but no one official base to call his own. Truly, the season of embodying what it means to be a hermit!

Hels: From the mind of Hermitcraft’s own Welsknight, Hels has taken the fandom by storm with its intrigue and possibilities. Explore what Zed’s own Hels could be like, create an elaborate theory where he is a Hels, or where he doesn’t have one at all! If anyone would transcend the rules of the universe to relax and simply share a meal with Evil Xisuma in the most dismal part of the universe, it’s surely the birthday boy.

Day 3: Dec 4

Hermitcraft 7-8: Settling into the Hermitcraft server, seasons 7 and 8 pushed our existing knowledge of Minecraft! From the Cave of Contraptions to the Sciscraper, Zedaph made it his mission to discover the secrets of Hermit psychology as well as some of the most useless functions in the game! Hang out for a round of golf or come up with an even less efficient contraption! There’s plenty of time for a new completely ethical experiment; the moon isn’t getting any bigger…Right?

Oddity:  Zed’s brain and body don’t quite work like anyone else’s, but that’s all the more reason to love him! This is a day to embrace everything that makes Zed peculiar, or to enjoy the peculiarities that he loves right back!

Day 4: Dec 5

Hermitcraft 9-10: Up for a challenge? This pair of seasons has plenty! Try your hand at an advancement or gamification, or design one for our guy! From falling at world height to cheeky spying to getting his friends caught on fire by an angry furnace, these seasons bring plenty of fun! Maybe get a little meta yourself and add a sneaky game to whatever you create!

Death: It’s a well-known fact that Zedaph toys with the cycle of death and life! To me, this seems like a great day to celebrate the way Zedaph celebrates death, whether it be his hundredth demise, making a game of ushering souls, or testing the limits of respawn! 

Day 5: Dec 6

Create: It’s important to properly enrich your Zedaph by letting him play with wrenches and gears with his eccentric friend every so often. Bite into a honeyed apple and feel the rush of being catapulted! Or catapulting your friends! Catapult everything!

Alternate Universe: Put this boy in a situation!!! Get creative and share the role another Zedaph plays (heh) in your story, whatever it may be! Alternatively, try and stop Zed from falling into another universe all on his own. He’s got portal technology, you know!

Day 6: Dec 7

Kris & Jack:  As long as I, Ell Cillpiines, am running this event, there will be always be a KnJ day. This is a day to appreciate Zed’s second channel in all of its filmy frenzied goodness and cast of characters! (D.I.)Why? Because a world without Kris & Jack isn’t a world I would want to be in!

Kris & Jack but in Minecraft this time: oooh you wanna think about them so bad

Day 7: Dec 8

Birthday!!!!!:  It’s a Zelebration! Grab a noise-maker and join the party however you see fit! Happy birthday, Kristopher Zedaph Plays!

[love-and-deepspace-wiki]

All About Xavier

Age: Unknown. (In 2033, he claims to be 23 years old. But other interactions with his friends/acquaintances suggest the truth of off by at least 200 years)

Evol: Light

Astrological sign: Libra

Birthday: October 16th

Height: 6 ft. 1

Occupation: Deepspace Hunter

Workplace: Unknown

Residence: Building 9, Unit 602, 309 Garden South Street

Details:

Known for having unusual sleeping habits/patterns

Canonically terrible at cooking when it involves fire or electrical appliances. Often burns things.

Has children's chewable calcium tablets at his house because he likes the way they taste

Wears "Meteor" brand shoes

In 2033, he worked for Bloomshore District's Evol Special Task Force, on Team 013

His Evol Special Task Force designation number was ST-0110

Previously, the Captain of the Order of Lightseekers

Crash landed on earth on Traceback II with Jeremiah

Notable Character Connections:

Evol Special Task Force, Team 013

Arthur: Captain of Team 013

Tommy: Member of Team 013

Luke: Member of Team 013

Backtrackers

Jeremiah: owner of Philo flower shop.

Noah: former member of the Backtrackers. Fell in love with Bella from Sweetie's Cake Shop.

Unknown Connection

Ulysses: Frank/Frankie's father. Mentioned being "fooled" by Xavier in the past.

Frank/Frankie: a 7 yr old boy who was doing a paper about hunters

Isaiah: former acquaintance referred to as a "traitor"

"Scary-looking old man with beard": the man behind the counter at a bookstore Xavier and Frank/Frankie visit. He smiles at them. Frankie notes he speaks to Xavier like they're old friends

Speculation and Theories:

Jeremiah and Noah are the same person:

They both have an established/known dislike for Earth food

They both reference Traceback II, the Backtrackers, and refer to Xavier as their "Captain"

They both speak of a connection to Bella and Sweetie's Cake Shop

They are both known to have dealings in new identities, assuming them and providing them to others

[loganelfreeces]

Shishitoren's Founder: The Silly to Saviour's Serious?

Hey guys, remember when I made that post a while ago about some theories I had about who Umemiya's Saviour is and the kind of person he is and how he'll come back? And how I mentioned he and Shitara know a third person who I have cleverly dubbed the Silly to Saviour's Serious?

We only know three things about this person

They inspired Saviour

They wanted to get stronger by going to Furin

They know Shitara and Saviour due to a Furin connection

So my braincells slammed together and suggested that the Silly to Saviour's Serious guy could in fact be one of Shishitoren's founders or at least one of the main inspirations behind their philosophy. I have no idea if I'm making sense, I'm writing this at 2am and I could be clutching at straws here, but let's roll with it.

Shishitoren's Unclear Origins

Now I bring this up because of the main gangs who have turned up so far, Shishitoren are the only ones with unclear origins.

Umemiya united Furin into Bofurin 2 years ago. KEEL sprung up recently under Endo's funding and then disintegrated. Roppo-Ichiza have been running for a while, protecting the Red Light District and fighting with Furin before Bofurin happened. Gravel sprung up recently out of despiration to provide the impovished people in town with an income. Noroshi are an elite force who left Furin, but have enough connections to muster an army of mooks.

Shishitoren are the only ones we do not know the true origins of. Despite this, we still have a very strong picture of what their philosophy was before Tomiyama and Togame twisted it.

Shishitoren are the Devotees of Power. This means you must persevere, no matter what. You need to push your will through in a fight and never yield to anyone else. You push yourself because strength is the only way you can attain freedom.

The Person Behind The Philosophy

Now, assuming that only one person directly founded Shishitoren and their philosophy, we can then make a few assumptions about this person.

This is a person who has faced immense hardships to get to where they are now, presumably the top of Shishitoren when they created this philosophy.

And given the way Saviour talks about how life won't stop hitting you with tough stuff again and again, I imagine Saviour has had both first hand experience of enduring these difficulties and that Someone Else showed him that there is a way to live through the hardest times.

There's also the fact that strength allows one to become free. While Tomiyama had no idea what this meant, Sakura and Togame do; only those with power are free to be themselves.

Which suggests that Shishitoren's Founder, whoever it was, came from a very restrictive environment that stopped them from being themself.

Then there's the idea of fighting being a means of pushing your will through. I think Shishitoren's Founder understood something that Umemiya taught us near the start of the manga: A fight is a conversation. A fight is a way to push your will through.

Which means that Shishitoren's Founder, if they did come from a restrictive environment, escaped it by becoming strong enough emotionally and physically to push themself through life and let their personality be free.

Potential Connections?

Bringing all these details back to the Silly to Saviour's Serious guy, I think it's very telling that the first main thing we know about this person is that they wanted to get stronger.

Like, on the one hand, of course Silly would be strong if they're on par with Saviour, but that is very much a given in this manga that anyone important to the plot is strong. And most of our other characters who are strong don't get introduced or mentioned with that as their tag line; Suo cracks a joke, Kiryu is chilling with his phone, Umemiya is a airheaded goofball. Why would Nii Satoru focus on Silly's desire to get stronger above anything else?

It's also unclear if Shishitoren, the Devotees of Power, were active when Umemiya was 9. However Saviour does tell us that new teams and gangs sprung up all the time at this stage of Furin's history, so it would make sense if Shishitoren and maybe even Roppo-Ichiza started to find their footing during this period of upheaval.

I think it's also important to note that Hiragi says Tomiyama, who is 17, is the youngest leader in Shishitoren's history who took the top spot some time after Choji's 15th birthday (since he wasn't the leader when he fought Umemiya in his first year). This of course implies that Shishitoren have been around long enough to have multiple leaders and that most of them were not high school aged at this time. Given that Saviour is probably 26 or 27 now, this could mean one of two things:

Shishitoren's Founder is the same age as him, but founded Shishitoren after high school. The latest they could have possibly done this was when they were 24 or 25, but I highly doubt that since they would've been that old when Tomiyama and Umemiya were fighting each other for the first time and Shishitoren seemed to have been better established than the other teams Bofurin had fought before. Though the earliest I would put it at is when Shishitoren's Founder was 20, which again if they're the same age as Saviour, Umemiya and Tomiyama would've been 11. Plenty of time for Shishitoren to get established.

Shishitoren's Founder is older than Saviour and founded Shishitoren after high school. If they are the Silly to Saviour's Serious, then this means they could have played more of a mentor role like the one we see with Hiragi and Kaji, rather than a peer to peer relationship I had initially imagined. Though this makes a lot more sense for how Saviour handled Umemiya's suicidal idealiation if Silly helped Saviour in a mentor role rather than a friendship role. It could also suggest that Silly wasn't loyal to Furin, and potentially neither was Saviour; they just went there to get stronger.

Where is Shishitoren's Founder Now?

Obviously at some point Shishitoren's Founder/Silly to Saviour's Serious and Umemiya's Saviour left Makochi and their respective teams. So where are they now?

Shishitoren's Founder could have left Makochi in search of stronger opponants, or to enjoy that freedom they fought so hard to gain in the first place. I don't think they're still in Makochi since they would have stepped in if they found out that Shishitoren had rotted from the inside out. OR maybe they are still in Makochi but they either no longer care about Shishitoren itself or they don't care about being strong anymore. Either one is possible, though I think them not being in Makochi is much more likely.

I think they may end up returning if Shishitoren have another trouble arc. Not one where Tomiyama or Togame have fallen on the wrong path again, but if Shishitoren are at risk of being destroyed or overwhelmed. After all, changing Shishitoren from the inside after letting it get so bad couldn't have been easy for Tomiyama and Togame. It's possible some former Shishitoren guys saw the return to the old ways as a bad thing and formed their own team to retaliate. We know from flashbacks that Shishitoren often had trouble with a group called Zinc when Tomiyama and Togame were still new to the team, so it's possible Zinc could turn out to be a problem later on if the disgrunted Shishitoren members joined them.

Shishitoren's Founder might just happen to be coming back to Makochi when the fight is about to go down, OR Shishitoren's Founder is the one leading the charge against the current Shishitoren with their own new gang. If that's the case, then this could be Sakura and the other Furin guys' chance to return the help that Shishitoren gave them in the Noroshi arc.

OR if my theories are correct and Shishitoren's Founder is the person that Shitara and Saviour were talking about, I think he and Saviour will show up closer to Umemiya's graduation. That is scheduled to happen in March and we're only in July right now timeline wise, so we have a long way to go before we get there.

If all 3 of them become more relevant during the lead up to Umemiya's graduation, then this means the three could offer different paths for Umemiya to take:

Shitara's Path: Stay in Makochi and care for the local kids as either an orphanage worker or a Furin teacher.

Saviour's Path: Recognise when other people are better equipped at a job and leave them to it.

Founder's Path: Live free of responsibilities and leave Makochi to get stronger from here on out.

Also I bet y'all money that Shishitoren's Founder has birds or lions somewhere in their name. It'd make sense since (at least in the Western world I'm not so sure about Japan) birds are a symbol of freedom. Or maybe Shishitoren's Founder actually has a different kanji for dog in their name, since Sakura called their emblam an ugly dog the first time he saw it.

Who knows, maybe Shishitoren's Founder is related to Inugami.

So yeah that is my 2am frantic thoughts about Shishitoren's past. I'm so looking forward to discovering more about the worldbuilding and what happend to make the town the way it is now.

[trkstrnd]

Tell me the skz Lore please!!!! Thanks for commenting btw <3

hihihihihihi okay so i am a firm believer that everything in skzverse from hellevator to the hop mvs are connected (loosely) but i must note that that is not necessarily!! a common opinion to have so i am telling you skz lore how i interpret it which may be significantly different than how some other stays do!

first thing to note: between levanter and go live, they switched directors, so it gets a lot more convoluted there bc post levanter i think each of the albums have their own universe everything everywhere all at once style.

hellevator-

anyway, start with hellevator. two different versions of skz from two different universes manage to cross over using an elevator. the main character here as far as im concerned is jisung, because neither jisung are happy in their current world, so they switch??? kinda??? the two versions of skz want very different things. one version wants to leave their home and explore, while the other is happy in their current life. the jisung from the ones who want to leave is the only one who wants to stay, while the jisung from the ones that want to stay is desperate to get out, so he takes the elevator to (what some stays call) eden, where the other group of skz follow him. these versions of skz don’t??? really come back until the cle series iirc? idk man im a little rusty.

i am series -

hello! new version of skz here.

district nine sees chan staging a revolution against the cookie cutter, ordinary system that they were all indoctrinated into. when we look at the i am not trailer, it clearly establishes the boys as those who need to go against the grain and establish themselves as individuals instead of a part of the collective (though we see some of the pressures of the collective take effect, most notably with jisung, when he turns and stares directly into the light like everyone around him. it’s a reference to this philosophical theory that i genuinely cannot remember right now i am so sorry). there are some stand outs here for their i am series intros, but i really want to highlight minho and jeongin. minho fully uses his position to attempt to relay the same message that is being put out, that this collective is not the only thing that exists. its why he writes ‘i am NOT’ on the chalkboard, in front of so many others (which i think is important bc everyone else’s experiences seemed pretty private, seungmin painting over his painting, changbin choosing not to watch the television anymore, hyunjin taking off his eyewear), but i really wanna emphasize jeongin in the i am not trailer, because his experience immediately suggests the multiverse aspect, because he sees himself at the bus stop; a version of himself that is not him. this is so important oh my god bc astronaut okay im going insane im getting so ahead of myself,,, but chan manages to get the words out to all of them, that the system can be broken. he sees the dome in which they live glitch, actual sunlight pouring through illuminating the red flower, and finds the drone with broken glass surrounding it at what can only be described as the edge of their universe,,, so he rounds up his boys and drives a bus through it to escape their oppressive system and create a home for themselves referred to as district 9. they kinda explore that through the rest of the i am series but really the heavy lore comes in around

miroh -

miroh is when they kinda realize,,, uh oh, we traded one oppressive system for another, and they try to overthrow the government,,, that’s the whole miroh mv honestly, i have to go back and rewatch it but the cle series is also,,, really centered around hyunjin and jeongin,,, ohhhh my god those two,,, but i am getting ahead of myself. their attempt at overthrowing the government is a horrible fucking failure lol because of course it is, but they find a key, to an elevator, and when they use that key, it takes them to their next dimension and album,

yellow wood -

yellow wood is where we get a little spooky a little crazy a little fun and funky. this is where we see how the versions of themselves are made; split off into choices, it’s so very everything everywhere all at once if you haven’t seen that movie it’s the best example i can give of kind of what’s happening. with side effects; you see one version of stray kids at a bus stop, having made it to the yellow wood. they have tickets to the bus, but the screen splits, and suddenly you see that only one group takes the bus—the easy way, while the others decide to brave the elements of this new world. tensions rise, they fight each other, but hyunjin, as the main keeper of the keys, feels the pressure on him to make it work. it’s why they find him passed out at the end of side effects and they pick him up; they don’t blame him for their shortcomings. but there is one last key at the end of side effects that leads into

levanter -

levanter is when we see the return of hellevator skz. that final key is the one that leads back to hell (eden) and the portal is opened between the worlds, and soon we figure out! oh! there are two versions of skz interacting on the same plane of existence! and the very make up of the world starts to crumble because they’re hit supposed to interact. they’re not supposed to see each other, because then other realms and dimensions become transcendent;

when the moons merge in levanter, two worlds collide, and stray kids, themselves, gain the power to hop through these different universe, and, later, create their own (that’s maniac). we see it with jeongin, who has known about this from the start, with astronaut, and also in astronaut, hyunjin, who is exploring the in between, where his friends are trapped; minds tethered between worlds. when he frees them, they gain the power to interact with these other universes, which we see prevalently in their next couple japanese releases (all in, circus). it isn’t until noeasy where we start to see them stop taking from other universes and start creating their own (i think about lee know in thunderous specifically), and then it’s later emphasized in maniac, when we get to see the inner makings of lee know’s brain, and how they all exist within that realm as well.

maxident and five star,,, my babies,,, conceptually they were just throwing shit at a wall. then we get to rockstar and the fuckin film club verse which goes all the way back to go live and i will make a separate post on that if you ask me to,,, from oddinary on it’s just been me trying to decipher whose universe is whose. like i know ate is very jisung heavy, giant is really chan heavy, and then we get to hop and i think the front runners for self awareness is lino and jeongin, but there’s a lot of levanter symbolism in the hop marketing, and in WoW specifically, they seem to be haunted by versions of themselves that they don’t seem to know exist, so i think we are looking at a new skz for hop, while our main ones are trying to eliminate them from existence before they become aware of the multiverse around them and further collapse the structure of their own universe.

again! this is just my take and it’s very long winded and i didn’t even begin to cover half of it, because each album / universe has their own fuckin lore and i have been losing it ever since i started down this rabbit hole, but i hope it gives u a little bit of guidance in drawing your own conclusions!!! thank u for asking!!!

[allisluv]

this isn’t a request more so of me having a theory that katniss DREAMS of finnick not in a romantic way but more of an intimate way if that makes sense.

intimate in the way she can’t get stop dreaming about his death and i don’t think she would talk to peeta about it because he wasnt there but she would definitely tell him how he died but i think apart of her keeps her nightmares to herself especially when their about people like finnick (ex. rue) she would have nightmares about his death and when she wakes up in the middle of the night she’ll check up on her children and get some water.

it’s not that she doesn’t feel like can trust/confide in peeta be she can and she does. but i feel like her nightmares about him are ones that she doesn’t want to share anybody especially because she feels like she has such a deeper connection with him then peeta AFTER he was hijakced because her and finnick spent time together in district 13. she loves finnick in all the ways a person could love someone and more after finding out he was sold, he wanted to commit just like her i feel their connection would be so so beautiful and as well as her nightmares about him that she just can’t share with peeta.

yes !! also i do want to clarify for anyone that jumps to conclusions that this is not romantic !! as you said, it's literally a platonic thing !! i feel like anytime katniss has nightmares, 9 times out of 10, they're about finnick and i just know she feels so guilty that he didn't get to grow up with his son :(

[midnightcandygoblin]

INTRO POST!! :D

[This will update over time, last updated April 25, 2025]

Old blog: @midnight-candy-goblin (I can access it now, but I'm hardly on there lol)

I'm not taking drawing requests by anyone at the moment!! srry

(yes this includes you, stars)

The fandoms I'm in are:

TV show/movie/indie animation fandoms:

The Owl House

Heartstopper

The Amazing Digital Circus

Nimona

She Ra

Gravity Falls

Monkey Wrench

Death Note

The Hollow

RAMSHACKLE

Jurassic World Camp Cretaceous

Jurassic World Chaos Theory

The Music Freaks

Carmen Sandiego (2019)

Wild Kratts

How to Train Your Dragon

Rise of the Guardians

Coraline

Octonauts

My Little Pony

Dog-Man (2025)

A Minecraft Movie

The Gaslight District

Wednesday

Helluva Boss

Hazbin Hotel

Book fandoms:

Wings of Fire

Nimona

The Land of Stories

The Hunger Games

Loveless

Solitaire

A Good Girl's Guide to Murder

Heartstopper

Coraline

The Reappearance of Rachel Price

Percy Jackson and the Olympians

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Jackson's Diary

Castle Swimmer

School Bus Graveyard

Heartstopper

High Class Homos

Love Me to Death

Spicy Mints

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He/they/it, chaotic, ENTP/INTP/INFP, therapist friend, bisexual, call me Candy or Adrienne or Goblin or Ado or Avocado (long story)

I live in Japan currently, but was raised in Washington State and Peru. I'm Peruvian-Japanese-American 🫡 Kuzco is my cousin btw (The Emporor's New Groove)

I speak English, Spanish, some German, and I'm learning Japanese. I also know Morse code ...././._../._../___ :)) (my Morse is a bit rusty though) I also know the runic alphabet and a code called Atbash.

Hola, me llamo Ado. Hablo inglés, español, un poco de alemán y un poquitito de japonés.

Hallo, ich heiße Ado, ich spreche Englisch, Spanisch, etwas Deutsch, und ein bisschen Japanisch.

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[crunchy-lesbun]

Let’s talk Limbus Company!

Something I recently noticed is that Limbus Company’s Abnormality numbering system is slightly different from that of Lobotomy Corporation. Whereas L Corp. used one letter and two numbers, the Company threw in an additional number to the set that throws everything slightly off. Additionally, there’s a few extra variations we see in Limbus that we don’t in Lobotomy, so without further adieu, here’s what I think the different parts of Limbus Company’s Abnormality designations mean, gathered from what we already know and have theorized about L Corp’s system:

Letter — Denotes the Abnormality’s origin as one of the following:

• Original — Spawned from nothing but the thoughts and desires of the Dreamer and therefore the purest type of Abnormality

• Trauma — Spawned as the fallout of the Dreamer’s grievances with the City

• Fairytale — Based on literature or folklore, generally originating from outside the City

• Myth — Based on artifacts and ideas discovered from the days before the City, but could also be exclusively religious in nature (it is difficult to tell given we currently only have three known examples to go off)

• Sin — Spawned from one of the seven sin resonances, so far only consisting of Peccatulae

• Donator — Granted to L Corp. from an outside source

First Number — Denotes the shape of the Abnormality as follows:

1 - Humanoid Organism

2 - Non-Humanoid Organism

3 - Supernatural Being

4 - Object without Moving Parts

5 - Object with Moving Parts

6 - Undefined

7 - Breaching Tool

8 - Peccatulum

9 - Standard Tool

Second Number — Denotes the District in which the Abnormality was first encountered by Limbus Company.

Third Number — Unique identification number given to each Abnormality within a District.

So, for a few examples as proof of this theory’s validity:

S-08-04-01, Peccatulum Gulae, is a Peccatulum (Automatically making it S-08) and the first Abnormality we meet in the game’s first dungeon in District 4 (Making the last two numbers 04-01).

M-04-04-05, Doomsday Calendar, is based on the stone calendars created by Mesoamerican cultures of the real world (M-04). It is the fifth Abnormality encountered in District 4 (04-05). Also, from now on, I won’t be bothering with the third number because it is somewhat arbitrary.

T-04-10-05, Have You Become Strong, takes the form of a large, plastic freight container and can be presumed from its combat event to be formed from a dreamer who was involved in or witnessed some kind of industrial accident (T-04). It is found in District 10 (10-05).

F-05-10-18, Baba Yaga, is based on a Russian folk character, a witch known as… Baba Yaga (F). Specifically, it is based on the hut that the witch lived in that walked about on fowl’s legs (05). It is found in District 10 aaand you get the idea.

Now, the weird one that kind of threw a wrench in this entire thing initially was F-04-03-04, Ebony Queen’s Apple. This Abnormality is an Aberration of Snow White’s Apple from Lobotomy Corporation and Library of Ruina, automatically making it a Fairytale-type due to its association with the popular children’s story. Though some might argue it should be considered a humanoid or non-humanoid organism, this apple has already fallen from its tree and is therefore more in the inanimate object category, making its first number 04. Make sense so far? Of course it does. The strange thing about this Abno is that, despite making its debut appearance in District 4, its second number is 03. So, why is this?

There are two possible theories. One is that the Abnormality is not one of a kind, and that a previous team from Limbus also sighted the exact same creature in District 3, which opens up an entire can of worms about the uniqueness of Abnos. The second is that, shortly before the fall of L Corp, the Ebony Queen’s Apple was transferred from a Branch in District 3 over to the one Yuri worked at, which ALSO has weird implications.

Anyway, I’ve rambled on way too long about this, now. I don’t really have a good way of ending this post, so I guess I’ll just say that Limbus is still a relatively new game, and I’ll be making sure to check how future Abnormalities fair in this classification system.

Ciao!

[cerulean100-blog1]

finally starting to read the parts of wind breaker i hadnt gotten too (i kinda just....jumped into it at a weird point lol) so im gonna do some thoughts posts as i go. Spoilers for volumes 9 and 10 under the cut!!

-i love all my boys but i love Nireis development......wanting to be stronger so he can stay by Sakuras side.....training with Suo and becoming able to defend himself.....still being emotionally smart and empathetic when he tried to talk down Shizuka.....i love my son -in general i like how this arc (so far, im still a few chapters away from the end) has shown character development for all of the main trio (Nirei as mentioned above, Suo taking him on and showing more worry, Sakura thinking about what it means to win/loose (which the next arc will focus on more) and focusing on what he needs to do instead of jumping into the fray) but it also....lets them take a bit of a backseat to let others shine. Thats something WBK does that i like, it doesnt need to be about the leads all the time. -the pole dancing and song scenes were so good, i cant wait to see them animated in a few months -Shizuka is a very good girl, get behind me girl im gonna defend you from the mysoginists (dont berate her for being self sacrificial when Sakura tries that same shit later on!) -Gravels story is really sad, especially as someone from the US who grew up hearing stories about people relying on school lunches because they didnt have money for food (also kind of backs up some of my theories about the state of the town/area if theres a district thats so poor people arent educated/working like geez) -Tsubaki and Suzuris fight was so good, like the fight choreography was great (once again i cant wait to see it animated) but also the desperation?? the clashing ideals that come together in the end?? Suzuri slowly regaining his emotions?? Tsubaki admitting he was wrong about him and wanting to help him?? Good shit good shit -PHANTOM OF THE OPERA REFERENCE??? IN MY DELINQUENT SHONEN??? -the Roppo Ichiza guys are fun, everyone loves Nakamura and Miyoshi but s/o to Ritsu he seems like a fun little guy and i like his music gimmick (sounds like he might have MES based on his profile?) -the twins are fun too, Uryu our second non verbal king

[kald-dal-write]

What are you thoughts and theories on how queer relationships are viewed in the districts. We know the Capitol is very accepting of these kinds of things but it might be different in the districts especially the outer ones . Do you think districts like 9,10,11 have a conservative culture and are conservative when it comes to queer relationships or are they like the Capitol when it comes to their stance on homosexuality ?

Do think it depend heavily on District by District. Also would imagine the Capitol could use it to their advantage in their propaganda

"Gay people in the Districts get attacked and killed, so you if you are queer you shouldn't bother trying to help them because they wouldn't do anything for you" sort of deal

Do think 9 is the most conservative of the Districts, so would imagine they are some of the less accepting ones

Also learn in SOTR that D12 isn't that accepting either.

Don't have concrete Head Canons for ALL the districts.

But for D6 (my baby) imagine it's on the more "accepting" scale of the Districts but it's like one of those things that is like "Don't be in our face about it" and "Overly decent people don't discuss these sort of stuff" but would imagine there is a pretty alive gay scene in D6 seeing how big it is and would be like a big city

[agentgeek]

So, we all know Technopolis agents have a code thing to address them, but it doesn't seem to follow any order (Gene looks older than Franz but his code is around 114000 digits lower.)

I have some kind of theory about this

//Districts theory

So, what if Technopolis is divided into a specific number of districts (I use 22 for my fanfics/AUs); numbers from 1 to 9 being the "superior" ones in terms of ruling the city and stuff and 10 to 22 for labs and that kind of things. So people is assigned a code being the first digit(s) the number of their district (in case of being from 10-22 followed by a 0) and then their actual identification number

Yeah I have too much time to think

(I can't explain myself well at all so if I left something unclear lemme know!!)

[maturemenoftvandfilms]

My Top 10 list

Favorite Daddy Sex Scandals: Part III

Whether rumored or proven fact, these are a few of my favorite Daddy Sex Scandals.

10. Rex Ryan Foot Fetish

Back in 2010 with the New York Jets are on the verge of making the playoffs, but the focus was off the field as coach Rex Ryan is being asked whether his wife, Michelle, posted foot-fetish videos on the Internet. Ryan never denied report that shows a number of videos of a woman who looks very much like his wife showing off her feet while a cameraman -- who sounds like Ryan -- talks to the woman. Years later, he would admit his love of feet.

Sure, this is mild compared to others on this list, but I like Rex. And I can respect a man who loves his wife… and feet.

9. Tampongate

If there’s a scandal you think of in association with Charles, it’s probably this one. This situation involved Charles, a six-minute phone call and some racy banter between the then Prince of Wales and his mistress, in which he expressed a desire to be reincarnated as Camilla’s Tampax. While Charles was newly separated from Princess Diana at the time the story was published in 1992, the call was recorded five years earlier when he was still very much married, and Camilla was still Mrs. Andrew Parker Bowles. Tampongate tanked Charles’ popularity and Camilla a target for scathing press attention. It’s also thought to have accelerated his divorce.

This proves my theory, no matter what you say about Camilla's looks, her pussy is grrreat.

8. Seventh-term U.S. Congressman Caught Cheating

Republican U.S. Rep. Jeff Duncan said he will not run for an eighth term in his solidly Republican South Carolina district. Probably because his reputation for conservative family values was diminished last year when his wife filed for divorce, saying the congressman left her and was having a sexual relationship with a lobbyist. She said he had been unfaithful before during their 35-year marriage. Apparently, Duncan plans to marry said DC DC lobbyist with whom he's currently living with. SCANDALOUS.

Well… he did look like he would/could be into fuckery.

I just wish it was with me.

7. Sweden’s Carl XVI Gustaf

In 2010, a book on King Carl XVI Gustaf’s private life alleged he was a philanderer and a regular at sex clubs hosted by infamous Mafia boss, Mille Markovic in the earlier years of his reign having had numerous affairs with younger women. He had a secret love affair in the 1990s with Camilla Henemark, a Nigerian-Swedish pop singer and he visited exclusive strip clubs during foreign visits; in Atlanta during the 1996 Olympics (spending two hours in a room alone with a stripper) and in Slovakia in 2008. And after one big dinner ­celebrating a successful elk hunt, he is said to have enjoyed sex with two women at the same time. Claims he never denied.

OK, now I want to fuck him more.

6. Ex-Senator Accused of Sexual Misconduct

David Boren was a governor, a three term United States Senator and the president of the University of Oklahoma. He resigned from his last post after a sexual-misconduct investigation. Even more accusations spanning decades, through Boren's time as a US Senator and Governor which describe he allegedly sexually harassed male aides during his time in Washington. During his campaign for Senate in 1978, he was accused of being gay. Boren denied this, swearing on a family Bible at a news conference that he was not gay or bisexual. He's married. But… where there's smoke, there's fire.

Now sexually harassing people is wrong, but if Boren was sexually harassing me. I’d think I’d hit the jackpot. What? I had a thing for him back when he was a senator. Don’t judge me.

5. Bobby Petrino Motorcycle Scandal

Back in in 2011, the then-51-year-old, Arkansas Razorbacks head coach, Bobby Petrino, a married father of four, had maintained an inappropriate relationship with Dorrell, who was 25 years old at the time, for a "significant" period of time. At one point, Long said, Petrino had given Dorrell a $20,000 gift. All this came out after his now-infamous motorcycle crash in 2011, amid the scandal that led to his firing as the Razorbacks’ head coach. Sadly, the only way I’d catch his interest is if I was woman, blonde, a former volleyball player and into riding motorcycles.

Wait a minute, I can dye my hair, I did play volleyball recreationally and I did ride a motorcycle a few times. Now lets see if I can get him to like dick.

WHAT. I can dream.

4. The Prince and The Sex Offender

Accusations including the association with convicted sex offenders Jeffrey Epstein and Ghislaine Maxwell, the groping of a woman’s breast and underage sex with a then 17 year old Virginia Giuffre. Throw in he’s an entitled, arrogant asshole and the 72 teddy bears on the bed thing. He had to be stripped of his military and royal titles, resigned from public duties and is living in recluse with his ex Fergie. Andrew has denied any wrongdoing, including in his settlement with Giuffre in 2022. It was a fall from grace for the 64-year-old, who was once second in line to the throne.

3. Bonneville Pegged

Downton Abbey star Hugh Bonneville allegedly hired renowned prostitute and ex-Big Brother star Helen Wood and took out a court injunction to keep it a secret. But Wood broke the cardinal rule of prostitution when she outed Bonneville back in 2012. She also said he was an was a disgusting kisser. He kissed like a virgin and told how she asked the man if he wanted her to use a sex toy on him and that he “eagerly agreed”.

After hearing this, I'll never look at Hugh or his ass in the same way again.

2. The Kraft Day Spa Scandal

In February 2019, Robert Kraft, the billionaire owner of the New England Patriots was charged with soliciting a prostitute. Kraft proves a theory of mine that if a man who was married for a long time (over 45 years) and loses his wife by divorce or in this case, death. Would go crazy for some new strange. He’s fucking a twenty something model/wanna be actress, getting hand jobs at cheap massage parlors and hanging around rappers. Strippers/groupies anyone. And included in all that, I bet he experimenting in man on man sex. You can’t tell me he hasn’t had his dick sucked by a man. By now he's settled down in his marriage to new wife, 32 years his junior.

I ain't mad at him. I'm just mad they didn't release the tape of him in the massage parlors.

1. The King and The Servant

Not to be confused with 'Cash for Titles' scandals, but both involve His Majesty and his former palace valet, Michael Fawcett, one of his closest advisers. Charles has been dogged by gay rumors for decades ever since his marriage to Princess Diana hit the rocks. It’s well known that throughout his 15-year marriage to Di, Charles was carrying on with the wife of one of his close friends, Camilla Parker-Bowles, whom he ultimately wed in 2005. But allegedly, a former palace servant claimed to have seen then Prince Charles and Fawcett having sex when he brought the monarch his breakfast. Hell, even Di had her doubts about the Prince’s sexuality when she heard about the allegations.

Looks like all the proof to these claims has disappeared (lost tape recording of these claims) or died (the servant and Diana ). Do I think it's true. Lets just say, Charles looks the type to experiment.

Why is it #1? It has spawned many a fanfiction featuring His Majesty.