#dislocate and ankle

[beauty-grace-outer-space]

.... where's the all of the above option?

[merakiui]

I know Riddle is always portray as a doctor due to his family but considering his unique magic, I think a judge is more suitable for him.

Since he's always authoritative during his time as housewarden back in NRC and since he has memorised all 810 rules, it's no surprise that he can do the same for the law.

But here's the juicy part: since he has the law by his side, he can bend some to however he pleases especially declaring mc guilty or not, he could even sentence mc for house arrest in his house and even control the police force in a way (or ask Deuce)

I agree!!!! I have this headcanon that, though Riddle's expected to study medicine and become a magic doctor like his parents, he actually wants to pursue a profession in law. There are a few hints in twst that show he's interested in law, so imagining him as a judge or a lawyer is always fun!! <3

But then that makes him all the more dangerous if he has the law at his side. ;;;; and since he knows the laws like he knows the back of his own hand, he could easily find loopholes and ways to exploit and tiptoe around certain things. Imagine he's the judge you go to so he can review your restraining order against [insert twst guy here, although I like to imagine Floyd hehe] and Riddle uses your vulnerabilities and the law to his advantage so he can keep just fearful enough to keep coming back to him (or keeping in close contact with Officer Spade, who can alert Riddle should anything happen and he'll be more than happy to help in any way he can).

Aaaaaa something about corrupt people in law who use it to their advantage (or to hide behind it as a form of protection when they do something illegal) is always so delicious to consider in yandere... orz because it could never be him, right? Surely not. He's with the law! Why would he ever do something that goes against it and could potentially get him in big trouble? He's the least suspect ever. :) and all while he plays a perfect, sweet, law-abiding judge, you remain shackled in his home. If Riddle waits long enough, they might even declare you dead in absentia. He's studied (and presided over) his fair share of missing persons cases that have made it to court. He knows what not to do so he won't end up before a judge much like the other sorry fools who have stood on trial before him.

He holds the gavel and, unfortunately, the law in the palms of his hands. You can't outsmart that which is already two steps ahead.

(Also, in book six Azul mentions how nice and convenient it would be to have a friend who is attached to and knows the law when he's in a bind. Thinking about Riddle who helps Azul cover up your kidnapping so that the both of them can share you in secret.........)

[gotyouanyway]

idk having chronic pain with perfectly normal mris and xrays and no other visible signs of injury has made me feel crazy about any other pain i experience. literally got easily injured syndrome and moderate constant pain yet apparently nothing is actually damaged in there beyond a tiny bit of early wear and tear. so now whenever i do think ouch maybe i’m injured, Anywhere on my body, i think nah my brain is inventing pain again and nothing could possibly be wrong. but it still hurts so bad either way lmfao

[killrisma]

Fell for the 3rd time in a week :’)

[saint-lajka]

my morning routine (wife told me to post it) (ft. inkjet).

poorly drawn at 10am today on my phone 👍

[ineloquent-tumbling]

Sometimes. Having a high pain tolerance. Is bad. 😓

[scrawlingwithstyle]

my skeleton is held together with overstretched rubber bands and a whole lotta hope

[lesbianwyllravengard]

My cousin was trying to complain to me about how, when she dislocated her knee and told my sister about it, my sister tried to relate by telling our cousin how she went two weeks with her knee dislocating repeatedly once - and my cousin was mad solely because she didn't believe my sister and said "it's not possible to go that long with a dislocated joint" because from her singular experience it was too painful... And I was like girly I hate to break it to you but my sister has joint hypermobility which causes joints like her knees to dislocate or subluxate stupidly easy, and yes it absolutely is possible to go that long with it and I know this because I also have joint hypermobility and have gone an entire month with my shoulder dislocating repeatedly before. Like, news flash, people with disabilities get pretty fucking used to their chronic pain sometimes. I didn't even know my shoulder was out because my back pain is such a constant that the shoulder pain blended right in. Idk I guess my point here is, not believing someone's injury because their level of pain doesn't meet your standards is bullshit in general, but especially if you don't even know if that person is disabled in some way and therefore you base their wellbeing off of your own able bodied self. Shut up.

[elizabethrobertajones]

I'm actually kind of mad after wearing a knee brace (with patella support!) for 2 days because I just went down for breakfast not wearing it and my kneecap was wobbling loosely in its socket like it's done for years and I could FEEL how wrong it was and just had the biggest "you LIVE like this??!" moment and now i GUESS I am wearing a knee brace every time I go near stairs forever because it turns out it's not ideal if parts of your body have their own plans for every joint movement.

Mobility aids <3

[fruitbatvampiresociety]

To the jerk who pulled the fire alarm in the zoo: I hope you lose your sneezes with increasing regularity and that you always forget to take your socks off before stepping in the shower

[eileennatural]

idk if other people experience this but i think the bad thing abt being naturally flexible is that it takes a lot more effort to crack my back/other joints in a satisfying way when i need to

[liketaylorswift]

I sprained my ankle while moving into our new house today yeehaw 🤠

[ratcandy]

i hate the bad joint syndrome all my enemies are inside it

[metalst]

hate that medical care costs so fucking much and then insurance decides to pay a trivial amount like. ok yeah my emergency surgery definitely didnt need to be covered by insurance yeah i totally had it for fun fuck you

[ineloquent-tumbling]

I am chewing GLASS right now, I’m so fucking angry.

[radley-rambles]

My physio is proud of how much progress I’ve made! I’m going to get a good grade in ‘not severely spraining my ankles every damn day’, which is both normal to want and possible to achieve