#discuss ?

[zarla-s]

Which TF2 mercs can cook

Scout: first thought is he can’t cook, but i do like the idea that his mom taught him a little bit since he was the baby of the family and he helped her out on occasion. nothing more complicated than eggs or pancakes, but he’d be EXTREMELY proud of what he could do and would talk about it constantly

Soldier: can't cook. only eats canned beans and military rations he stole. tries to get the others to eat them but they are not into it for some unamerican reason. gets weirdly resistant when given a recipe to follow (”Who’s this commie piece of paper to tell me what to do?!!? Real Americans make their OWN recipes!” [sets self on fire] “OORAH”)

Pyro: not allowed near the gas stove. no one has ever seen them eat. no one knows IF they eat

Demoman: can cook a little, sometimes cooks for his mom. gets drunk while cooking and easily distracted. first to throw in the towel and suggest ordering a pizza when things go wrong.

Heavy: learned how to cook from his mom, mostly simple but hearty things. think life of boris's recipes. he is defensive of all of them. no one says a word.

Engineer: can cook, mostly simple things but if given a recipe he can basically make anything. will try to barbeque everything. has an exhausted grad student type diet if left to his own devices (snacks instead of meals, fast food, lots of beer and coffee, irregular eating times). can be found in the kitchen at 3 am making a fried egg.

Medic: can cook but no one trusts him to do it, even though it's not like he's secretly fed everyone human flesh before. so he says, anyway.

Sniper: can't cook. eats snacks and prepackaged things. talks about eating lizards and snakes and raw meat to gross out the others but they wonder if maybe he does actually do that

Spy: very good cook but feels like no one else on the team would appreciate what he makes so he doesn't bother. to be fair, he's probably right.

[royaltea000]

he could not control the class 😔

[frenchublog]

[memeclassheroes]

[notscarsafe]

The vote is here:

Please weigh in!!!

[popironrye]

I've heard it said Joel Schumacher didn't want the vampire effects to hinder the good looks of the actors. I think he achieved that.

The effects are simple, not grotesque, but scary yet still very attractive.

I wish we got more clear, focused shots of the boys in full makeup for the vampires.

Like damn, even in pain Paul is one tasty creature of the night. 😍 It's got to be the wet hair.

Marko is another one I think looks the sexiest in full vampire makeup. He just pulls it off so well. 😘

Can't forget this one of Dwayne. This picture DOES things to me. 🥰

And of course, the day I don't find this man FINE is the day I go blind! 👀

[owlygem]

[vampiremotif]

l'ange déchu (the fallen angel) by alexandre cabanel / peter capaldi as the twelfth doctor in series 9 episode 8 the zygon inversion

[throwing-ice-cubes]

this was more homoerotically charged than cubitum eamus. in this essay i will-

[izvmimi]

you and your fave are coming back from your first date together. they invite you back to their place, but then when you get there, you find their sex toys on their bed, coupled with a printed out, slightly crumpled picture of you that they got off instagram. are you leaving or nah.

[peachdues]

do you guys think that when Sanemi sees Genya even in the Corps uniform, he still sees this:

[vamparanormal]

[kingofthewilderwest]

aaaaaaaaand they just announced Shrek 5

[modmad]

(og tweet one / two ) I see these trends and I raise you: why not both