#discount options

[twistedtummies2]

2024 Discount Options

Well, ladies and gentlemen, it is now time to announce the Discount Options for 2024. Yes, you read that correctly. These are the discount options for the whole year. Now, one thing must be made clear: THESE OPTIONS WILL NOT BE OPEN ALL YEAR ROUND. Discounts will be offered in February, April, July, and October. If you have an eligible story signed up for any of those months, discounts will apply. If you do not, then the discounts do not apply. However, this same list will be used throughout the year; I will link you all back to it as a reminder during applicable months. As a result of this, I will be offering more options than usual. There 50 characters you can choose from, separated into a number of categories. In order to be eligible, the character must play a major role in the story, such as the main protagonist/antagonist, or a strong supporting role. Every given month the discounts apply, ONE commissioner may use ONE of these characters at a time; if you are looking at this during a discount month, and see a character listed as [TAKEN], that means they will not be eligible again till the next discount month opens. With so many characters to choose from, I am hoping there will be no lack of desirable options for at least one, if not both, of the sites I presently write comms for (FA and Tumblr). If you choose a character on the discount list, your commission fee will be brought down from $15 per thousand words to $10 per thousand words. It is the same discount that applies to my OCs, which does last all year round, so they will not be listed here. If you have any questions, comments, or concerns, contact me via private message. Do not attempt to claim anybody or talk business in other regards by commenting on this or any other journal or submission. Shouts are right out. Attempts to do so will be deleted, and possibly ignored. With that said: NEXT ELIGIBLE DISCOUNT MONTH - FEBRUARY (OPENING DATE: 16TH)

DISCOUNT OPTIONS

CHESHIRE CATS Boris Airay, from Alice in the Country of Hearts Chessur, from Tim Burton’s Alice Movies The Disney Version Kyle Knock, from Lost Alice.

BIG BAD WOLVES Death, from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish Grey Wolf, from Grey Wolf and Little Red Riding Hood Grimm, from A Villain’s Twisted Heart Mr. Wolf, from The Bad Guys Wolfrun, from Smile! Pretty Cure (a.k.a. Ulric, from Glitter Force)

TWISTED WONDERLAND Azul Ashengrotto Fellow Honest Leona Kingscholar Malleus Draconia Ruggie Bucchi

LION KING UNIVERSE Janja Kovu Makucha Simba

HAZBIN HOTEL/HELLUVA BOSS Alastor Husk Loona Lucifer Morningstar Stolas

DC/MARVEL Blob Ember Killer Croc King Shark Parasite Venom

MY HERO ACADEMIA Katsuki Bakugou Eijiro Kirishima Izuku Midoriya

HOUSAMO Alp Behemoth Macan

FATE/ Julius Caesar Gilgamesh Mordred

MISCELLANEOUS Alice Asmodeus, from Welcome to the Demon School! Iruma-kun Arataki Itto, from Genshin Impact Beelzebub, from Obey Me! Bowser, from Nintendo Diablo, from That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime Dragon King, from The Monkey King Fel, from Campfire Cooking in Another World With My Absurd Skill. Felicia, from The Great Mouse Detective Po, from Kung Fu Panda Reptile, from Mortal Kombat Salem Saberhagen, from Sabrina: The Animated Series Satan/Sadao Maou, from The Devil is a Part-Timer!

Let’s see how many of these guys get stories, and how often, before the year is out. XD

[lady-raziel]

I mention this in The Strategy document, but I think it's worth making a specific post about it since I don't think many people know about it (but may be super helpful for some of you in getting access to The Edge of Sleep show!):

If you're a US resident between the ages of 18-24 and/or are a current university student, you're eligible for a discounted Amazon Prime plan that gives you a 6 MONTH FREE TRIAL and then costs $7.49/month after that.

This specific plan includes all the regular Prime features, plus additional stuff just for young adults like discounts on flights and hotels, free trials of other services, and additional tailored deals as well.

You can find more info (and sign up if you're eligible) here.

Verification requires either confirming age via driver’s license, passport, identity card or current student status via university name and graduation date-- so it sounds like as long as you have one of those things, you can sign up even if you're an international student in the US for school and not a US citizen.

AND-- if you're eligible but don't want to pay at all, you're able to cancel the auto-renewal anytime during the 6-month trial (as long as you remember to do so!).

[happypeachsludgeflower]

For the longest time I kept seeing tags about the Xianle Quartet and—this is very embarrassing to admit, but I was honestly baffled as to why all these people seemed to ship Xie Lian, Feng Xin, and Mu Qing with Qi Rong of all people …yea it was not my brightest moment���

[dykedvonte]

I think it’s so ironic that the Pony Express escapes a lot if not all blame in discussion. I can’t even say I am excused from it but it’s just how hard people circle back to the characters alone without considering the environment they were made to be in.

Why would they design a ship where only two of the rooms lock? Not the bathroom? Not the sleeping quarters? We assume that all the companies in the universe are this shallow and careless to their workers but we explicitly know the Pony Express in extra vile. They are fed processed slop pack they can’t even really cook and the ration of those pack is meager at best. They hired and made people with a plethora of conflicting demeanors and beliefs work together on a mission where cohesion is important if not an outright necessity and punish them for not being happy about it. There’s no social protocols, not chain of command other than Captain’s word/choice and the only way to enforce that is with a literal firearm. They don’t allow them to celebrate freely and even took away leisure activities that would make them less stir crazy. They are only allowed a few hours of sleep despite their being no other real responsibilities or work on the ship, no matter the position or its importance. With any crew, with any level of synergy, this was a powder keg waiting for a spark.

I’m not saying characters that made mistakes didn’t make huge ones, but I think part of the horror is that at least for some (this is targeting Jimathan) those mistakes are partly made by a force of the hand. There’s a running theme of lack of choice and being forced into something and the very nature of how The Pony Express expected them to function plays a big part.

[ryoalouette]

Turns out I'm not quite done with DPxDC HIVE Academy

So like.

I'm legit wondering what kind of university would even have a course on afterlife or ghosts to study scientifically when what we got be myths and theories and all that stuff. (How tf do one even vivisect ghost, study their behavior when there's not even a body(?) and so on- not to mention that not everyone has the belief that Ghost Are Evil and all that-) But then a tot came to me: an extension of HIVE. Or maybe a Proto-HIVE. HIVE Uni though, definitely.

The (not so secretly) villain school WOULD DEFINITELY give this dubious three mad scientist kids some funds to go crazy. Also reason why none of the government call of them driving atrociously went through. Or CPS. Or lab safety and so on and so forth.

They're all protected by this nifty thing called HIVE graduates! :D

[californiatrafficschool247]

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[valzhangism]

see i wonder how, if at all, frank being a girl would have affected the relationship with grandma zhang. would she have been even harsher on her granddaughter, knowing women have to work twice as hard, run twice as fast? held her to even higher impossible standards? or would she have seen her daughter, frank's mother, in her... and maybe been softer, more affectionate?

[conretewings]

Boy howdy do I love going away for a weekend trip only to check into the hotel that cost $220 and find stuff like this 🙃🙃🙃

[pirunika]

Do u think im going to Nisantasi out of my shift i woke up at 4am for, its raining, theres a traffic for sure ~

featuring: dress i bought for 20 lira & flowers i got from the lady in my work bus

[oliviawebsite]

damn i just sold a harp to someone i wish i could just up n buy an entire harp

[twistedtummies2]

Discount Options: Jan. - Feb. 2023

I will be opening commissions on January 14th (had to change the date for scheduling purposes), and I will be opening for two months at the same time. January and February will both be opening at once, each with seven slots to their name, equating to 14 slots in total. With nobody allowed to get two slots in a row, hopefully this will allow more room for people to get in.

Anyway, the Discount Options below will apply to both months. If you choose any of the characters below as the main featured pred/big eater/"sitter" in a kink-related story (or as either the main protagonist or main antagonist in a non-kinky work), you will be given 15% off your purchase. As usual, my fee is $10 per thousand words; few of my stories are less than 3000, and my cap is set at 8000. You can do the math from there.

Most of the rules I've used with Discounts in the past apply: you cannot use more than one character from the list as the focal pred or other such character of choice, "food chain" stories (in vore works) are prohibited, the character you choose MUST have a major role, and any characters not included on the list with fanfics will not count towards the discount. Also, this isn't so much a rule so much as something that I would prefer: it is generally more to my liking if the pred or big eater chosen in a vore story is the ONLY one, rather than sharing the stage with somebody else. However, I've made numerous exceptions to this, hence why it is a preference and not a rule.

ONE RULE CHANGE IS THIS: I am now allowing two different people to ask for the same character...PROVIDED the stories with that character are in separate months. To make things clear to people, when a character is claimed, I will do my standard practice of changing their label from boldface to normal font with [TAKEN] beside their name. However, there will be a small change: if the character is claimed in the first month on the list (in this case, January), I will label them as [TAKEN 1]. If they are claimed for the second, they will be labeled [TAKEN 2]. And if both months have a claim on them, the character will be listed as [TAKEN 1 & 2]. You can figure out how things work from there.

All of that clear? At least as clear as mud? Good. Here are the Discount Options for January & February of 2023...

DREAMWORKS

1. [TAKEN 1] Death, from Puss in Boots: The Last Wish. 2. Po, from Kung Fu Panda. 3. Dragon, from Shrek. 4. Mr. Wolf, from The Bad Guys.

CHESHIRE CATS 1. Chessur, from Tim Burton’s Alice in Wonderland. 2. Boris Airay, from Alice in the Country of Hearts. 3. The Disney Version. 4. The Version from Pandora Hearts.

TWISTED WONDERLAND 1. Leona Kingscholar. 2. [TAKEN 2] Azul Ashengrotto. 3. [TAKEN 1] Floyd Leech. 4. [TAKEN 2] Jade Leech.

OBEY ME! 1. Lucifer. 2. Beelzebub. 3. [TAKEN 2] Leviathan.

LION KING UNIVERSE 1. Kovu. 2. Janja. 3. Makucha. 4. [TAKEN 1] Zira.

NINTENDO 1. Bowser. 2. Wolf O’Donnell. 3. Charizard. 4. [TAKEN 2] King K. Rool.

DON BLUTH ANIMATIONS 1. Cat R. Waul, from An American Tail: Fievel Goes West. 2. Grand Duke of Owls, from Rock-a-Doodle. 3. King Gator, from All Dogs Go to Heaven.

MISCELLANEOUS 1. [TAKEN 1] Asmodeus Alice, from Welcome to the Demon School! Iruma-kun. 2. [TAKEN 1] Salem Saberhagen, from Sabrina: The Animated Series. 3. Scooby-Doo. 4. Killer Croc, from DC. 5. Macan, from Housamo. 6. Clawhauser, from Zootopia. 7. Bakugou, from My Hero Academia. 8. Diablo, from That Time I Got Reincarnated as a Slime.

IF YOU ASK FOR A STORY FEATURING ANY OC OF MINE IN A MAJOR ROLE, YOU WILL ALSO BE GIVEN A DISCOUNT.

If you have any questions, contact me via Private Message. Please do not attempt to comment on this or any other journals or submissions. Shouts are right out.

I open this Saturday, as of typing this. "Spin ya later!" :)

[rickybaby]

do you think daniel's actually gonna retire if he ends up not getting a seat or do we expect another sabbatical? what do you think the chances of him retaining the vcarb seat are? or do you think rbr will be like "wait til 2025 babe we'll see what we can do"? i dont want him to go he's why im here :(

Let me preface this by saying I still think 2025 is very much on, but much as I do not want to think about it, if it does end up not happening, then the likelihood of Daniel retiring ... yeah it's there. And i think it goes back to what he said in 2022, that he's not here to just make up the numbers by racing at the back. He went back to red bull because he wanted the chance to drive that car again, and despite all the talk about whether he still has the Old Daniel in him, a man past his prime wouldn't have put the Alpha Tauri or the vcarb in p-fucking-4 twice. And despite him feeling he still very much have the hunger to be in this post, I think he'd bow out because he wanted the chance to be in the red bull and despite everything he did, he didn't get it and he's not about to waste his time and drive his reputation further into the ground by chasing another seat.

The last act of love is letting go etc etc, y'know

[gaykey]

finally bought a new sofa for my place. first time buying a new sofa myself lol. it's an olive green velvet chaise end!!!! 😍

[deathprincess]

I just got two really good job offers >_<

[omg-snakes]

Would You Like To Play A Game?

I have so many ding-dang clutches this year that I made a SNINGO (Snake Bingo) game that you can join if you wanna.

Click or copy/paste the link below to get your randomly-generated Sningo card and save it or take a screenshot. We're looking at the game potentially going into September and I think these will only be available for 30 days or so.

https://mfbc.us/m/gv2ac8t

If that's not working you can pester me through chat or private message and I'll send you one.

There's no prize for winning, beyond the satisfaction of being Snake Bingo Champion. If you're the first to send me a screengrab or photo of your winning card I'll... uhhh... I dunno, I guess I could grant a Trivial Boon. Let's say ties are also allowed, since this might generate a few duplicate cards.

I'll announce each clutch ID as they hatch with the tag: "sningo 2023"

For those joining, we already have YR23 and HC23 hatched. Get out your Mecca daubers and mark 'em off!