#discordian magic

[kaccvcate]

consecrated my new outdoor altar with the sacrifice of this virgin pineapple

[khulthuskaotika]

[passerine-parable]

E.O.O.T.L.G. Pope card back

HAIL ERIS, HAIL HEKATE, ALL HAIL DISCORDIA

order and disorder, hodge and podge

together forming sacred chao

[cantva190]

The Art of Eric York: Discordia  - Kaos🍎

[themechanoid99]

IDK WTF I just made. :\

[autism-disco]

magical john drag king is exactly what alan moore meant about the ideaspace this absolutely existed in our collective consciousness as a human species

[capncornflake]

WARNING! ACTIVE CURSE IN AREA!

you people REALLY need to stop trampling on my sigils. >:(

this isn't a joke! I have used arcane Discordian magick to protect my sigils with MULTIPLE DEMONIC ATTACHMENTS! these demons are not fucking around, either. they are bored, and they WILL inflict strokes and brain hemorrhages on you if you bother them.

for the last time, I am not responsible for what these things do to you people. you all were warned. all of this is out of my hands. STOP FUCKING WITH THE SIGILS IF YOU DO NOT WANT YOUR CIRCULATORY SYSTEM TO ABRUPTLY FAIL!!!!

[the-wizard-spiderose]

Y’all we cannot let the Discordians hold the monopoly on weird fucking element systems. Reblog this with things that totally should be elements but aren’t yet, and tell me what they’d be used for in a magical practice.

[khulthuskaotika]

HAIL ERIS!

[passerine-parable]

Death to Empire // Death to those who would rewrite our histories // Death to those who would crush our free will and pierce our limbs with their golden teeth

Authority is an illusion. Hierarchies are doomed to collapse. Objectivity is the enemy.

We will win this turn.

Red WILL prevail

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This piece of writing utterly changed my life and continues to do so. https://suspended-annihilation.com/greyface

This art is the product of accumulated emotions amidst my continuing apprenticeship with its author.

(Apologies to my friends who are used to seeing the calmer side of me- I hope you find this sudden ferocity amusing)

[alexthebordercollie]

What are the cutie marks and/or special abilities of the boys?

Archie here is a dragonologist. His cutie mark is a drag curled around a swirl of magic. Both boys have Discord's chaos magic though Archie only uses his fairly sparingly and for practical concerns. He lacks much a chaotic impulse and prefers a nice quiet life like his mother.

Chaos's cutie mark is the sacred chao, the symbol of the Discordian society. A philosophy dedicated to embracing chaos. He got his cutie mark after plunging Equestria into chaos as a young colt and having his magic sealed away in a protective amulet by Celestia. She's agreed to give him his magic back when he proves he can be trusted with it. The true meaning of his cutie mark is still not entirely understood though Discord is very proud.

[sorcererpoet]

I think I forget that gadfly religious movements like this tend to be "grown out of" the way you describe -- my own experience with Chaos Magic is similar.

I also imagine that people who might have been attracted to Discordianism in earlier times are now drawn into Pastafarianism (which is basically a reskin with less LSD).

I just used to see a lot more prominent and obvious Discordian voices, and I don't know if the movement as a whole is in decline or not, or if I'm just becoming An Old who doesn't know where to find people.

Speaking of Discordians, are they still around? I only knew one or two and haven't hears from them in a while, and if they're active online I've moved to different virtual spaces.

Not that I'm wanting to seek any out: Discordianism annoys me on several levels. I'm just curious how influential the movement is these days

[dyscrasia-eucrasia]

Gift for one of my D&D party members! This is our tiefling cleric Roy. She's a member of the Discordian Church, who uses chaos magic - which can sometimes get away from her and result in a Wild Surge. Since starting magic school, she's gotten a cryptic note telling her not to trust anyone, and has found out that people say some not-so-nice things behind her back!

[capncornflake]

The first part of my magnum opus, The Gospel According to Eris, came out today.

It is free. Share it around.

The chaos unleashed by the Apple of Discord only works if everyone gets in on the action. Join me as we launch the most subversive psyop in American history!

Direct link: https://gospeloferis.com/preview/DPH-001.pdf

[ladyvelkor]

Hey so like. chaos magic in the discordian tradition is a Venusian mystery cult. right? the 8 pointed star of chaos magick and the 8 pointed star of Ishtar. Obviously there's a focus on Erisian worship in Discordianism but it's worth remembering that the riddle of "to the fairest" has an answer.

[paracawsal]

I’ve been noticing a lot of blanket statements about witchcraft and magical practice on here recently and I’m not loving it

“Don’t take from closed cultures” is about all I have.

‘If you don’t do x your spell will fail and you’ll never get results!’ meh

‘If you substitute x for y, nothing will work!’ ehhhhh

‘If you don’t time your spell perfectly with the moon cycle/astrological hours you’re going to have a bad time!’ maybe, but eh

Maybe it’s my disability/chronic pain, maybe it’s my practice being mostly intuitive, maybe it’s the time I dabbled in chaos magic and discordianism but

The most successful spells I’ve done are ones I’ve done when I needed to do them with the energy I had at the time, with the tools I was guided to use. I’m a big fan of ‘set it and forget it’.

A lot of the time I’m just carving something into a candle, putting a little oil on it, telling it what it’s supposed to do, lighting it and letting it do it’s thing- when I have the need to do it.

For me, waiting for the *perfect time* and *proper ingredients* etc is far less effective, because my heart isn’t necessarily in it. No, intention isn’t everything, but it’s something. I also ask for help from allied spirits so it’s not all on me to worry about.

In my experience, the harder I try, the more I fail. I have to trust myself and trust that I’ll have help in the working and just let it be.

So yeah. It really just depends on the practitioner.