#dis fuken guy...

[myrammmortal]

Chapter 18, we had you know what with you know who at you know where. We all came.

AN: I SED STUP FLAMMING! if u do den ur a fuken prep! fangz 2 raven 4 da help n stuf. u rok! n ur nut a prep. fangz for muh sewter! ps da oder eson dumbeldor swor is koz he trin 2 be gofik so der!

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I woke up the next day in my bed. I walked out of it and put on some clothes. (Editors note: this was another long paragraph on outfits and honestly, I'm getting tired of it. Paul is not going to wear makeup unless it's hilarious and this time it just wasn't. Overly detailed descriptions will still be here but not this one)

(Da night before Richard and I rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth. NOOOO Who would've guessed!?). Till chased Vlodemort away. We flew there on our brooms. Mine was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Richard had a black Mercedes Benz boom. We went back to our rooms and we had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.)

Well anyway I went down to the Grate Hall. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant. And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys. It smelled like cheese

“WTF!” I shouted going to sit next to Frau Schneider and Willow. Frau Schneider was wearing a black leather mini with a t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Willow was wearing a long gothic blak dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets. Vampire, Oliver and Richard came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in cause they were bi.

“Those guys are so fucking hot.” Oliver was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chassed away Vlodemort yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hare black.

“……………….TILL?1!” we all gasped.

“WTF?” I shouted angrily. “I thought he was just wearing that to scare Volsemort!”

“Hello everyone.” he said happily. “As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?”

Everyone from the poser table in Gryiffindoor started to cheer. Well we goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We couldn’t believe what a poser he was!1.

“BTW you can call me Till.” HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our classes.

“What a fucking poser!” Richard shouted angrily as we we to Transfomation. We were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. I could see him crying blood in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Gerard) but I didn’t say anything. “I bet he’s havin a mid-life crisis!” Willow shouted.

I was so fucking angry. 

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Y’all how much does adrenaline REALLY do for you? Like I feel like if I were to steal an idol and be chased by evil humanoid monkeys and had to duck and jump and shit I would at some point just get tired and die, no matter how much money I’m collecting along the way, and no matter how good I was at avoiding obstacles. Imma just fuken collapse dude those monkeys can eat my bones at this point. Like kudos to guy dangerous for having so much stamina, especially since this man lives the same day over and over and over again because he resurrects in the same place after he dies. And he keeps on making the decision to commit thievery. Like ok if I were to resurrect back to before I stole the damn idol I’d probably leave it in the first place???? Because stealing it led to me fucking dying??? Over and over and over again???? I take back my kudos because guy dangerous is a fucking idiot. Reminds me of those dudes from tangled like the one with an eye patch and shit because those guys were jacked af but also had to take turns using half a brain cell. Then again maybe guy dangerous just likes the rush of running and dying. Like the weirdass doctor dude from black mirror. He still doesn’t get the kudos back because I don’t like that. He also has DID but for some reason he has to pay to activate that. Maybe he’s just tired of living the same life and wants a break so he says fuck it and pays for the second personality so he can get a gotdam nap. In the grand scheme of things it doesn’t cost that much since he basically has infinite money since his money count doesn’t reset with the time loop for some reason. That’s kinda goated tbh. Is he just trying to become an ethical billionaire? Like once he collects enough money will he stop stealing the ding dang idol? I’d support that but I’m kinda leaning towards he’s just fucking stupid. He also has the dumbest chore list ever. Why is he challenging himself to run given distances without collecting money. Idk if it’s the broke college kid in me but the money is literally RIGHT THERE. The monkeys aren’t mad about the money they’re mad about their little demonic idol that you stole. Why can’t this bitch just leave the idol and then casually stroll to collect his money? Does the money only appear once the idol is stolen? That kinda makes me wonder if the money even has any value outside the maze because it’s clearly part of some elaborate magic. I’m totally sticking with guy dangerous is a fucking idiot at this point because we have like half a hypothetical as evidence to the contrary.

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instar's ex (business partner)

[aftonfamilyvalues]

AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz! raven u suk u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn swteet ur supsd 2 rit dis! Raven wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis! BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese!

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We ran happily to Hogsmede. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. MCR were there playing ‘Helena’. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Draco thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn’t matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather minidress and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Draco was wearing a black baggy MCR t-shirt and black baggy pants. Anyway, we stated moshing to Helena. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn’t them at all. It was.,……………………….. Volsemort and da Death Dealers!

“Wtf Draco im not going to a concert wid u!” I shouted angrily. “Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them”

“What cause we…you know…” he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don’t like to talk a bout you-know-what.

oh, you know how it goes with you-know-what

[myimmortaltotaldrama]

Chapter 18. AN: I SED STUP FLAMMING! if u do den ur a fuken hater! thx 2 rahcel 4 da help n stuf. u rok! n ur nut a fake fan. thxfor muh sewter! ps da oder eson chres swor is koz he trin 2 be gofik so der! XXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX I woke up the next day in my coffin. I walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see my belly. I was wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it. (Da night before Duncan and I rent back to the camp). Chris chased Blaineley away.) Well anyway I went down to the Mess Hall. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. But you fould see that there was beige pant underneath the black pant. And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys. “WTF!” I shouted going to sit next to Leshawna and Courtney. Trent, Harold and Duncan came. We started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in cause they were bi. “Those guys are so fucking hot.” Harold was saying as suddenly a gothic old man came. He was the same one who had chassed away blaineley yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hare black. “……………….ChRIS?1!” we all gasped. “WTF?” I shouted angrily. “I thought he was just wearing that to scare blaineley!” “Hello everyone.” he said happily. “As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?” Everyone from the poser bass table started to cheer. Well we gophers just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. We couldn’t believe what a poser he was!1. “BTW you can call me chris.” HE CALLED AS WE LEFT to our challeneg. “What a fucking poser!” Duncan shouted angrily. We were holding hands. Trent looked really jealous. I could see him crying in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Gerard) but I didn’t say anything. “I bet he’s havin a mid-life crisis!” Courtney shouted. I was so fucking angry.

[prynacle]

Found my impresion on Ep. Prompto! I never posted it and is supper messy. Posting it for posterity.

Omg. 

Lets begin.

The cold looks painful :c. And they trapped him.

Prompto waking up and facing ardyn. Up to a bad start.

Those rapid flipping images where a nice addition, from a cinematic pov.

Bby proooom.

Definitely a bad start if we have to hear verstael first thing ughhh.

We knew verstael was sick, but hearing what he did in detail, in his own voice, gives impact.

Ardyn is an asshole, but whats new.

He got the oportunity to shake the fear away by snaping a few robot necks here.

I bet Cor would be proud, heck, I would be too. He learned well.

Ebony machines are rest points. Ebony is home ;-;;;;;;;

So. many. recordings, all creepy and disgusting. At least his madness is recorded.

Walking it to those tubes, full of your bald look alikes... poor prompto ;_;

"Deep breaths" same

Of course ardyn knew he was there 9-9

Promptos face during this whole scene.  I can only imagine the horror he is feeling.

Best patricide ever tho. Shut up ardyn.

Thats right prompto, you tell him to shut up.

Ok you are having a break down, thats no good.

Aranea to the rescue!

Shake him to his feet!! I love her *-*

*wild bazooka and automatic shooting*

Is nice to hear Aranea encouraging him :')

Now off to the snow!

FROM WHERE ARE THEY SHOOTING THOSE MISSILES??

Prompto now is not time for a nap hmmmmmm

Prompto trying to be optimist but mentioning iggys food... ;-;

Are they seriously asking to choose to de self harm?

He actually did it ahhhhhhhhHHHHHHHHHHH

Aranea is a god send angel kjdnxlndkhbk.

Aranea made the "uggggh" face and I cackled, sorry prom.

Thats right, talk some sense into him.

She is so done with him lol.

Poor Prompto ;-; *pats*

Now for the part that made my heart leap out of my chest

PRYNA

fuken pryna im serious she appeared and I

Ok so when it said "follow the barks" I was like NO FUCKING WAY prynaa??????

But then I went into denial like "it cant be, she died shortly after luna, Maria said it." So I was exceptic, thinking it was going to be Umbra or some wild wolf.

But no

There she was

Her fluffy tail waggling and I WAS OUT OF BELIEF THAT SE ACTUALLY DECIDED TO GIVE HER SOME SORT OF MINUSCLE RELEVANCE???

Listen, I dont care if she is supposed to be there and made a ghost appareance to help prompto or it was all inside promptos head. She appeared and used her model and my heart was content because I had already given away any hope of her appearing again.

I'll be always bitter that they made two dogs but only gave relevance to 1 like, I want both doggos to appear!!

Ahhhhhhhh

From there on my mind only screamed Pryna because jdnfneuc I love that dog so much. It still is omg.

"Reconect with your inner child" ihdwjhsdjhsdjhsnkx

Lunaaa!

Lunas letter!!

The sylleblosoms!!!

Prompto acepting himself as he is!!!!!!!!!!hdjdjjsbsbshjc

My heart was leaping out of my chest. I had to literally stand up and take a break.

How did he find aranea so quick? Lol Ok better for me I dont mind.

Two baddases, fighting side to side. I love them.

Oh yes, the "shortcake" nickname comeback :')

Omg the call the emperor his magnificence xddddd of course they do.

I felt bad for the guy that went from "yes! im working on this secret project!" to "my boss is an asshole and this stuff we are doing is gross".

The whole monkey fight ._.

If theres something I learned from rpgs is that melee is stronger than rangers :////

Good thing he goes aerial I guess.

Prompto own his life to aranea and her quick thinking and driving skills tbh thats what saved them most in the last boss fight xd she picked a good mobile.

Of course, proms shooting skills have their merit too.

Are you not going to give a lift to aranea? Are her friends going to pick her up? What? Ok then, bye aranea.

These two are so cute.

I love them.

Prompto and Noctis!

Noctis, you are so tsundere.

They are so cute *cries*

*stand by me plays in head and crying intensifies*

DID THEY REALLY MAKE A FROZEN JOKE AHJASHDAK.

I tought i was emotionally exausted, then ep ignis trailer rolled and I realized how wrong I was.

---- To conclude: Things I picked up from ep. Ignis trailer.

He is in altissia, because of the angel wing in the statue. Ignis said the last thing he saw was "the cancellors ship heading towards the altar" but now it seems he hid some details surrounding the situation. Oh Iggy ;A; what the hell did you go through?

About ep. Promto, they never explain or show how he go the coat, how did he survive the fall from the train or how was he captured in gralea. Non essentials, but I wanted to know anyway. Ah well, I liked it, I GOT TO SEE PRYNA, prompto is happy and he is best budds with Aranea :D thats, very cute.

[myrammmortal]

Chapter 16, Raven is suddenly a bitch and we're going to read japnese?

AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut prepz! raven u suk u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn swteet ur supsd 2 rit dis! Raven wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis! BTW fangz 2 britney5655 4 techin muh japnese!

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We ran happily to Hogsmede. There we saw the stage where GC had played. We ran in happly. MCR were there playing ‘Helena’. I was so fucking happy! Gerard looked even sexier than he did in da pictures. Even Richard thought so, I could totally see him getting an erection but it didn’t matter cuz I knew know that we were da only true ones for eachother. I was wearing a black leather booty shorts and black leather platinum boots with red ripped fishnets. Richard was wearing a soft pink baggy t-shirt ,black baggy pants and a red beanie. Anyway, we stated moshing to Mambo No 5. We frenched. We ran up 2 the front of the band to stage-dive. Suddenly, Gerard pulled off his mask. So did the others. We gasped. It wasn’t them at all. It was.,……………………….. Volsemort and da Death Dealers!

“Wtf Richard im not going to a concert wid u!” I shouted angrily. “Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its Frans Bauer n u no how much I lik them”

“What cause we…you know…” he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don’t like to talk a bout you-know-what.

“Yeah cause we you know!” I yielded in an angry voice.

“We won’t do that again.” Richard promised. “This time, we’re going with an ESCORT.”

“OMFG wtf is a whore going to do? Are you giving into the mainstream?” I asked. “So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?”

“NO.” he muttered loudly.

“R u becoming a prep or what?” I shootd angrily.

“Paul Darkness Alzheimer Birdflu Landers! I’m not! Pls come with me!” He fell down to his knees and started singing my favorite song to me

I was flattened cause that’s not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me!

“OK then I guess I will have to.” I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room.

Frau Schneider was standing there. “Hajimemashite gurl.” she said happily (she spex Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in japanese). “BTW Willow that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math.” (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!)

“It serves that fuking bich right.” I laughed angrily.

Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. It was a German dub. “Maybe Willow will die too.” I said.

“Kawai.” Frau Schneider shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. “Oh yeah o have a confession after she got expuld I murdered her and den loopin did it with her cause he’s a necphilak.”

“Kawai.” I commnted happily "That is convenient and not at all expected!" . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie. (Editors note: How do you talk in silence? Do they suddenly know ASL? BURN THE WITCH!)

“OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with Richard tonight in Hogsmeade with Miley Cyrus.” I sed. “ I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA.”

Frau Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. “Omfg totally lets go shopping.”

“In Hot Topic, right?” I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde.

“No.” My head snaped up.

‘WHAT?” my head spuin. I could not believe it. “Frau Schneider are u a PREP?”

“NOOOO!NOOOO!” She laughed. “I found some cool goffic stores near Hogwarts that’s all.”

“Hu told u abut them” I askd sure it would be Richard or Diabolo or Vampire (don’t even SAY that nam to me!). Or me.

“Till.” She sed. “Let me just call our broms.”

“OMFFG TILL?” I asked quietly.

“Yah I saw the map for Hogsmeade on his desk.” She told me. “Come on let’s go.”

We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts in Hogsmeade. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. “We only have these for da real goffs.”

“Da real goffs?” Me and Frau Schneider asked.

“Yah u wouldn’t believe how many posers ther are in this town man! Yesterday loopin and Flake tried to buy a goffic camera pouch.” He shook his head. “I dint even no they had a camera.”

“OMFG NO THEIR GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!” I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit.

“Oh my satan you have to buy that outfit” The salesperson said.

“Yeah it looks totlly ridiculous. But buy it and I will steal it from you” said Frau.

“You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?” he asked.

“Yeah I am actually.” I looked back at him. “Hey BTW my name’s Paul Darkness Trilobyte Birdflu Landers what’s yours?”

“Tom Rid.” He said and ran a hand through his black-dyed hair. “maybe I’ll see you there tonight.”

“Yeah I don’t think so cause I am going there with my bf Richard you sick perv!” I yelled angrily, but before he could beg me to go with him, Hargrid flew in on his black broom looking worried. “OMFG PAUL U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CASTLE NOW!” 

"How dare you not use my full name?" I cried depressedly. It was a real curse that I was just so beautiful that people could not remember my full name because they were blinded by my radiance and their sheer love for me.

[myimmortaltotaldrama]

Chapter 16. AN: u no wut! sut up ok! proov 2 me ur nut fake fanz! raven u suk u fuken bich gimme bak mah fukijn sweter ur supsd 2 rit dis! Raven wtf u bich ur suposd to dodis! BTW thx 2 duncody444 4 techin muh japnese! XXXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXX “Wtf Duncan im not going to a concert wid u!” I shouted angrily. “Not after what happened to me last time? Even if its MCR n u no how much I lik them” “What cause we…you know…” he gadgetted uncomfortbli cause guys don’t like to talk a bout you-know-what. “Yeah cause we you know!” I yielded in an angry voice. “We won’t do that again.” Duncan promised. “This time, we’re going with an ESCORT.” “OMFG wtf/ Are you giving into the mainstream?” I asked. “So I guess ur a prep or a Christina or what now?” “NO.” he muttered loudly. “R u becoming a prep or what?” I shootd angrily. “gwen! I’m not! Pls come with me!” He fell down to his knees and started singing ‘Da world is black’ by GC to me. I was flattened cause that’s not even a single, he had memorized da lyrks just 4 me! “OK then I guess I will have to.” I said and then we frenched 4 a while and I went up 2 my room. Leshawna was standing there. “Hajimemashite gurl.” she said happily (she speaks Japanese so do i. dat menz ‘how do u do’ in japanese). “BTW Courtney that fucking poser got expuld. she failed al her klasses and she skepped math.” (an: RAVEN U FUKIN SUK! FUK U!) “It serves that fuking bich right.” I laughed angrily. Well anyway we where felling all deprezzed. We wutsched some goffic movies like Das niteMARE b4 xmas. “Maybe Courtney will die too.” I said. “Kawai.” Leshawna shook her head enrgtically lethrigcly. “Kawai.” I commnted happily . We talked to each other in silence for da rest uv da movie. “OH HEY BTw, im going to a concert with Duncan tonight with mcr.” I sed. “ I need to wear like da hotset outfit EVA.” Leshawna Nodded ENREGeticALLlY. “Omfg totally lets go shopping.” “In Hot Topic, right?” I asked, already getting out my spshcial Hot Topic Loiyalty carde. “No.” My head snaped up. ‘WHAT?” my head spuin. I could not believe it. “Leshawna are u a PREP?” “NOOOO!NOOOO!” She laughed. “I found some cool goffic stores near wawanakwa that’s all.” “Hu told u abut them” I askd sure it would be Duncan or Harold or Trent(don’t even SAY that nam to me!). Or me. “Chris.” She sed. “OMFFG Chris?” I asked quietly. “Yah I saw the map for the island on his desk.” She told me. “Come on let’s go.” We were going in a few punkgoff stores SPECIALLY for the concerts. The salesperson was OMG HOTTER THAN GERARD EXCEPT NOT CAUSE THAT’S IMPOSSIBLE and he gave me a few dresses. “We only have these for da real goffs.” “Da real goffs?” Me and Leshawna asked. “Yah u wouldn’t believe how many posers ther are in this town! Yesterday Cody tried to buy a goffic camera pouch.” He shook his head. “I dint even no he had a camera.” “OMFG NO HES GONNA SPY ON ME AGAIN!” I cried, running out of the changing room wearing a long black dress with lots of red tulle coming out and very low-cut with a huge slit. “Oh my goth you have to buy that outfit” The salesperson said. “Yeah it looks totlly hot.” said leshawna “You know what I am gona give it to you free cause u look really hot in that utfit. Hey are you gonna be at the concert tonight?” he asked. “Yeah I am actually.” I looked back at him. “Hey BTW my name’s Gwen dark’ness dementia way what’s yours?” “Alejandro.” He said and ran a hand through his black hair. “maybe I’ll see you there tonight.” “Yeah I don’t think so cause I am going there with my bf duncan!” I yelled, but before he could beg me to go with him, owen came in looking worried. “OMFG GWEN U NEED OT GET BACK INTO THE CAMP NOW!”

[dateanenbywhosweird]

DATE AN ENFB HU SED STUP FLAMMING! if u do den ur a fuken prep! fangz 2 raven 4 da help n stuf. u rok! n ur nut a prep. fangz for muh sewter! ps da oder eson dumbeldor swor is koz he trin 2 be gofik so der! XXXXXXXXXXXX666XXXXXXXXXXXXXXXXX They woke up the next day in their coffin. They walked out of it and put on some black eyeliner, black eyesharrow, blood-bed lipstick and a black really low-cut leather dress that was all ripped and in stripes so you could see their belly. They were wearing a skull belly ring with black and red diamonds inside it. (Da night before Draco and them rent back to the skull (geddit skull koz im goffik n I like deth). Dumbeldore chased Vlodemort away. They flew there on our brooms. Theirs was black and the broom-stuff was blood-red. There was lace all over it. Draco had a black MCR boom. They went back to our rooms and they had you-know-what to a Linkin Park song.) Well anyway they went down to the Grate Hall. There all da walls were painted black and da tables were black too. But you fould see that there was pink pant underneath the black pant. And there were pastors of poser bands everywhere, like Ashlee Simpson and the Backstreet Boys. “WTF!” they shouted going to sit next to B’loody Mary and Willow. B’loody Mary was wearing a black leather mini with a Good Chraloote t-shirt, black fishnets and black pointy boots. Willow was wearing a long gothic blak dress with blood red writing that was all lacy and came up to your thighs and black boots and fishnets. Vampire, Dracula and Draco came. They started to talk about who was sexier, Mikey or Gerard Way or Billie Joe Armstrong. The boys joined in cause they were bi. “Those guys are so fucking hot.” Navel was saying as suddenly a gothic old man with a black beard and everything came. He was the same one who had chassed away Vlodemort yesterday. He had normal tan skin but he was wearing white foundation and he had died his hare black. “……………….DUMBLEDORE?1!” they all gasped. “WTF?” they shouted angrily. “I thought he was just wearing that to scare Volsemort!” “Hello everyone.” he said happily. “As u can see I gave the room a makeover. Whjat do u fink about it?” Everyone from the poser table in Gryiffindoor started to cheer. Well them goths just looked at each other all disfusted and shook our heads. They couldn’t believe what a poser he was!1. “BTW you can call me Albert.” HE CALLED AS THEY LEFT to their classes. “What a fucking poser!” Draco shouted angrily as they we to Transfomation. They were holding hands. Vampire looked really jealous. They could see him crying blood in a gothic way (geddit, way lik Gerard) but they didn’t say anything. “I bet he’s havin a mid-life crisis!” Willow shouted. They were so fucking angry.