#dirty toys

[meekamaye]

Caleigh here: Let me tell you how mean she is!

My baby picture at 8 weeks I’m talking about my dog-mom who usually writes here. She is so mean. Today she took my favorite rug and blankets, she took my toys and put them in the big square box that makes things wet and drippy. Didn’t she know how long it took me to get all the smells just right on my things and it took a lot of doing to get just the right amount of dirt on them! When she took…

[dumbdykedog]

god if i dont get dicked down and used soon im gonna lose my mind i feel like im in heat

[usem3daddy]

𝙞 𝙣𝙚𝙚𝙙 𝙨𝙤𝙢𝙚 𝙣𝙚𝙬 𝙘𝙡𝙤𝙩𝙝𝙚𝙨𝙨 ˚₊‧꒰ა ☆ ໒꒱ ‧₊˚

𝘮𝘺 𝘭𝘢𝘴𝘵 𝘱𝘰𝘴𝘵 𝘨𝘰𝘵 𝘵𝘢𝘬𝘦𝘯 𝘥𝘰𝘸𝘯 .·°՞(˃ ᗝ ˂)՞°·.

[k-3nd]

I want dirty dungeons and dragons.

I want real seduction instead of rolls. Clothing removal as penalty for failed checks. Cockwarming in exchange for better loot. Vibrators controlled by the DM. A whole room full of horny players squirming in their seats trying to remember simple addition.

I want ‘The BBEG is casting a charm spell- stare into this spiral and edge yourself for the rest of combat.’

And

‘You failed your wisdom save and are now the Naga’s slave- now take off your panties and sit on the battle board, she wants to make use of her new toy’

[emacrow]

There a ghost in the Watchtower vent!

Batman could only sighed in defeat as the Justice league were searching in the vents again, after Superman heard a odd small screeching sound of an animal coming from it this morning.

Which lead to the Justice league searching around the vents to find the source of the sound. He internally blamed Damian for this after he snuck a odd animal in the batcave, and is still looking for that animal whom may have snuck itself into the watchtower teleportor and got beamed there.

So far they been searching for 8 hours straight with no luck whatsoever. Batman could only sighed and calls comms to get Damian to get his newest attempt of pet adoption.

Which only took 7 minutes as Damian in his robin suit just put down one of alfred's special cookies in front of the vent entrance as the Justice league watch along side as a small odd cat lik-, oh that a tiny alien feral child nawing on the cookie.

He looked 4 year old at most, glowing lararus green eyes feral and dilated with long elvish ears, sharp tiny fangs, white but dirty dust covered hair that look like a rats nest, wearing a toddler sized suit that look otherworldly yet similar to a hazmut suit if it weren't so skin tight looking. He was wearing a glowing green skull on his smol middle finger and a floating crown that remind superman of the fairy odd parents except this was black with blue aurora light fire.

"You are so losing chew toy privileges, danny." Damian huffed as he just pick danny up by his armpits and just begans walked away through the hallway door.

The justice league could only look a bit gaped.

"Where did Robin found that?"

[cybertron-smash-or-pass]

TF One Sentinel Prime

[bronybrian]

[dumbdykedog]

wish men i ring out at work would just randomly grope me or make more misogynistic comments towards me or like maybe bend me over the counter and break me and show everyone what a whore i am and start inviting more and more people to use me and uhh uh i mean uhhh 😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫😵‍💫

[prettytallalien]

Before or after :3

[misssweetfeet]

Do you like it babe ? 💕

[hazmatmaid]

Spamtober 11 - COWBOY SHOW

He's got the Horses in the bag Horses in the bag Horses in the bag Horses in the bag

[g00dgirlprincess-2]

You're a bitch if someone sends you a nude and you spread it around

[bronybrian]

[dumbdykedog]

im so horny i swear i get hornier and hornier every night and im getting closer and closer to having a hookup with a random guy to get the urge for dick out of my system 😖😖.... and hopefully not get addicted 😵‍💫😵‍💫