#stinky toys blankets

[meekamaye]

Caleigh here: Let me tell you how mean she is!

My baby picture at 8 weeks I’m talking about my dog-mom who usually writes here. She is so mean. Today she took my favorite rug and blankets, she took my toys and put them in the big square box that makes things wet and drippy. Didn’t she know how long it took me to get all the smells just right on my things and it took a lot of doing to get just the right amount of dirt on them! When she took…

[tteokdoroki]

katsuki being a girl dad is canon to me. there is no other truth except for this. he loves that little girl like she’s his life line — talks about her every chance he gets and has a picture of her missing her two front teeth on his desk at the agency. when she comes in on daddy-daughter work days, he lets her brag about how she has her big girl teeth now :(

he carries her round on one hip with her little red riot themed back pack in his other hand n his car keys between his teeth. sometimes if he’s wearing sunglasses to hide from paparazzi she’ll take them off to toy with them while his hands are through.

sniffs. katsuki spends extra time learning how to style and take care of her hair type — every weekend before pre school he lets her pick out the bows and hair clips and beads she wants to put in her hair.

he makes sure she knows her pleases and thank yous — he might have been a troubled kid but no daughter of katsuki bakugou is going to be impolite to people she’s never met. unless, of course, they’re stinky boys who pick on her in the sandbox. then she’s allowed to call them all sorts of names that bakugou has passed down onto her.

and bakugou, who still makes the time to tuck his little princess in at night, kiss her forehead and pull the blankets up to her nose whilst reading her favourite book for the nth time that week — even if he’s exhausted from patrol.

because bakugou is a girl dad through and through, and he loves his daughter more than he loves being in the world.

꒰ end. — all rights reserved © tteokdoroki 2023. do not copy, repost, translate & recommend elsewhere.

[nobodylikety]

Capy-what? ₍ᐢ•(ܫ)•ᐢ₎

I found the idea of @incherryblossoms about capybara hybrid! reader x hybrid! New Jeans very interesting! so here it is!

I did some research on capybaras (which by the way was very interesting, since one of my favorite things when I make a hybrid! character is researching the animal and its characteristics), so I hope you like it <3

tags: Hybrid! New Jeans x Capybara hybrid! Reader, College AU, comedy??, fluff.

summary: New Jeans sets out to find out why capybaras recently been a sensation among people, social media and the animal kingdom, by meeting one for the first time!

Seoul National Hybrid University (SNHU) has university houses close to campus for its students. One of said houses is occupied by Hanni, Danielle, Minji, Haerin and Hyein —although Hyein is only doing Pre-university, before officially joining as soon as she sends her exam results and final averages.—

In this way, only five rooms of the six in the house are really occupied, because the one that is free, the girls use it as a kind of storage-room.

So it's an empty room.

That is, until Haerin opens the door, ready to throw another piece of junk inside, a cat toy that she broke because she doesn't know how to keep her claws still, and she finds that there is a damn capybara snoring in the bed, which until this morning, it was empty.

The creature lies on its side on the blankets like a deformed dog, and even lets out a snort in its sleep.

If she had her way, history would say that she remained calm and collected; that she silently took out her phone and sent a text message to the group chat, and she would simply leave the storage-room and return to her room. In the morning, she would brainstorm with Hanni, Danielle, Minji, and Hyein about what the hell she had seen, and she would go on her merry way and simply no one would do more about it. Because, a capybara in the damn room? Seriously? The largest rodent in the world, and also quite docile. Nothing to be scared about.

But history will tell otherwise, because instead of calming down, Haerin is screeching and meowing. And upon noticing her, she immediately covers her mouth with her hand, but the damage has already been done. The capybara wakes up with a screech and lets out some warning barks.

All the noise in the storage-room, that is, the barking of the capybara, as well as Haerin's desperate feline meows and screeches, are so loud, there is no way that the rest of the girls cannot notice that something, whatever that is, it's happening.

"No no no. Shut the fuck up. You can't bark at me, you big rat," Haerin hisses, trying to be dominant, in order to defend herself from the big rodent that stands on top of the bed and glares at her. But she's just a scared kitten who plays the tough role, and doesn't do it very well.

“HAERIN ARE YOU OK? YOU ARE DYING? I'M ON MY WAY!" Danielle, loud and hyperactive as she is, is the first to come to the grumpy hybrid cat's rescue.

The puppy peeks out from behind Haerin, whose tail and ears are perking up, to bump into the barking capybara on the bed.

“Is that a radioactive rat?” she asks, tail wagging gently.

“How am I supposed to know, you stinky puppy? I opened the fucking door and it was there!”

For a moment the capybara on the bed takes a backseat, while Danielle and Haerin fight like a cat and dog, trying to decide if what is on the bed is a deformed, obese dog or a giant radioactive rat.

“I'm a capybara, actually?” You interrupt their discussion gently, after resuming your human form. The little ears are still poking out of your head, half hidden by the brown hair, as is the tail, where...well, where the tails go.

Haerin and Danielle look at you, in a mix of caution and silly surprise. They look meticulously at the room, detailing that there are some half-open boxes.

“Hi�� you greet, smiling slightly and holding out your hand.

What are you doing in that room? In the storage- room? What if you're a sociopath who took over the room and is going to kill them all? In Haerin's head, all the panic alerts are on.

Not Danielle's.

Haerin will never understand what kind of gears move a dog's brain; she swears Danielle has sawdust in her head.

"And you are…?" Haerin inquires, with a knot in her stomach. She ignores the outstretched hand, even after Danielle does accept it.

“Oh, sorry. I'm your new roommate, I just moved in this morning. Didn't they give you notification? They were supposed to send it to your mailbox…”

Ah yes, the mailbox. Danielle hates the mailman. She probably ran around him, and in the process she missed the envelope that contained the notification inside it.

“Uh, uh, no. I'm sorry," Haerin feels less tense knowing that at least you're not a sociopath who's going to kill them. “So, you were the sleeping capybara?”

You nod your head.

“I was just supposed to take a nap and then wake up to say hello, but…” you wave your hand, smiling slightly embarrassed, cheeks rosy. “Things didn't go according to plan.”

"Don't worry! You just scared Haerin to death, but she's over it," Danielle comforts you, whose tail wags so enthusiastically that it looks like the propellers of a helicopter, while she animatedly pats Haerin's shoulders. She hisses back at her.

But before you can answer, the rest of the inhabitants of the house heads to the room-no longer-cellar, due to Danielle's lack of return after saying that she would go to 'save Haerin'. A hybrid bear towers over the others, while floppy bunny ears appear among the group, along with a bushy fox tail.

Minji, Hanni and Hyein, respectively, as introduced to you by Danielle.

“So it's because of you that Haerin screamed as if someone had eaten her cans of tuna,” Minji comments, covering her mouth, half yawning, half laughing. She is disheveled, as if she just woke up from a nap.

“I'm sorry, I didn't mean to scare her, or you”

“L-let's just hope t-the screams don't happen again.” Hanni lets out a shy giggle, then adjusts her floppy ears. She seems to be sensitive to noise, and she is softer and gentler than the others.

“With Haerin in this house, it's kind of difficult,” Danielle responds, panting with her tongue out to cool herself. Having her tail wag so vigorously must have tired her out. “But maybe you'll give us some peace,” she says, looking in your direction.

"What are you saying? Me?"

“You're a capy-something, aren't you?” Hyein, the youngest of them all, asks with genuine interest. Her bushy tail dances behind hers, with the elegance that Danielle's tail does not have, even though they share some kinship relationship as they belong to the same Canidae family.

“Capybara, yeah”

“They say that capybaras are very popular. People love them, they are like… super sociable, calm and very adorable” Hanni has done her research on it, a fact that makes her blush hard, realizing that it is as if she had done some research on you. Or more precisely, as if she had deliberately commented on that, because you are there.

"That's why I say it! Maybe if she's here, she'll make us get along better. Finally someone will be able to exorcise the demon that Haerin has inside!” The nonsense that Danielle constantly says makes you unable not to smile. You can still hold back a little the laughter, but you have the feeling that the more you live with her, the less you will be able to stop yourself from laughing.

Minji yawns again, slumping against Haerin, who wraps her arms around her waist and nestles her chin against the crook of her neck.

“Haerin doesn't have a demon inside her. Haerin is the demon,” Minji points out, laughing. To annoy Haerin, the bear hybrid plants a kiss on her cheek that makes her hiss. "You see? totally demonized”

It seems like everyone is very close, which is nice. And friendly too, because they make you feel very welcome.

“Don't pay attention to those three,” Hyein suggests with a smile, referring to Dani, Minji and Haerin. “They're like the Three Stooges, really.”

“They don't seem that bad to me” You smile, realizing that she doesn't mean it in a bad way. But from affection. She knows them. And she loves them. It is that type of love and closeness that implies mockery and complicity.

“Anyway, we're glad you're here. It's..-” Hannie covers her ears, because Danielle is barking again.

“Because you are another person to love!”

When you think that someone, probably Haerin (you don't have to live with them much to realize that they get along like a cat and a dog and that, even so, they love each other very much), is going to tell Dani to shut up for shouting cheesy things, they all nod in agreement.

“If they say people love capybaras, why don't we?” Despite Danielle's earlier outburst, which causes Hanni to panic and cover her ears, she continues. Her voice is so gentle and soft it sweetens your ears. “We will have plenty of time to get to know you”

“Let's see if capybaras are as charming as people make them out to be on social media.” Haerin snorts under her breath, but you notice how he looks at you for a moment, eyes shining, before looking away with a growl. Tsundere.

“They must be! You seem huggable” Minji seems like the only thing she cares about is whether you're comfy and soft to cuddle with. She's a hybrid bear, taking naps with people she likes is something you'll have to get used to from now on.

Then another discussion breaks out about why-capybaras-are-so-loved-and-popular, which only makes you smile.

Living in this house will not be boring at all.

Not when there are five hybrids who seem to just had a crush on you.

Which only proves that capybaras are capable of having anyone head over heels.

[pahtoosh]

hii hii

can you pretty please do an imagine where daddy lee is having playtime tickles with the little!reader (little age between a baby and two years old; like still in diapers) and lee knows they love ducks so when he baths the little he quacks at them

and when he goes to put the little to bed the little is jumping on the bed so he tickles them some more but he eventually feeds them a bottle and sings them five little ducks?

sorry if that’s confusing

🍼

ducks and baths

masterlist

18+

wc: 780 words

warnings: lee carries reader, mentions of wearing a diaper, lee gives you a bath, written on my phone while very sleepy

a/n: not confusing at all! ive never written for babyspace before, this was fun to try! please leave any feedback you may have. i would love to get better at this

pairing: lee bodecker x gn!little!reader

summary: Lee’s little is in babyspace. he plays with you before giving you a bath and a bottle.

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Lee ate his dinner while you played on the floor by his feet. He liked it better when you were in your play area with the cushioned mat and nets to keep you in, but you needed to be close to your daddy.

You would cry whenever he set you down and walked away. Finally, he put a blanket down on the kitchen floor with some toys and let you knock down blocks as he watched. Occasionally, he would reach down and make a really tall block tower for you to knock down. He loved hearing your giggles when the colorful wood squares came tumbling down on the fleece-covered linoleum.

You’d already had a bottle, because Lee insisted on feeding you before himself. Even if he spent all day at the station, he’d make sure his baby was taken care of before he even thought about himself. He finished his chicken pot pie and washed the dishes before coming to sit on the floor and play with you for a bit.

He kept making block towers and acting shocked when you knocked them over. He made so many silly faces and gave you a little kiss whenever you laughed, he just couldn’t help himself.

Before Lee knew it, it was getting late.

“C’mon, button. ‘S time for yer bath.” He held out his hands, expecting you to raise your arms so he could pick you up. “Arms up, sugar.”

You looked at your daddy and held out a block.

“No bath, huh? My baby doesn’t want a bath?”

You giggled.

“Well that jus’ won’t do.” Lee tickled you under your chin, making you laugh and squirm. “Stinky babies get tickled, you still wanna be stinky, huh? Still wanna refuse tha bath?”

While being tickled, you managed to say “Baaa.”

Lee stopped tickling you and held your chin in his hands. “What’s that? Ya wanna take a bath now?” He used his hold on your chin to make you nod. “Alright, let’s getcha clean.”

This time, you let Lee pick you up.

𓏲 ࣪₊♡

The water was perfectly warm and bubbly by the time Lee placed you in the tub. He tossed in your rubber duckies, grinning at your excited squeals.

Both of you loved bath toys. You loved playing with them and seeing the toys bob up and down in the water. It was especially fun bringing a duck to the very bottom of the tub and watching it rush to the top. Lee would also put bubbles on the ducks to make them look like they had beards or tall hair.

Lee loved the toys because it kept you entertained while he washed your skin and hair. Toys were also a fun way to bond with your little self. Lee would make an absolute fool of himself just to make sure you laugh and have fond memories of playing with him.

“What’s a duckie say, baby?”

“Wah!”

“That’s right, they say quack.”

You giggled.

“Ya think that’s funny? Quack quack.” Lee grabbed a few of your duckies and made them quack at each other. He ended the “duck fight” by dunking them in the water so they could calm down. Then, he traded the situation for a more peaceful playtime with the ducks swimming in harmony.

𓏲 ࣪₊♡

The water got cold and bath time was over. Lee patted you dry with a fluffy towel and put lotion and an overnight diaper on you before topping it off with a lightweight onesie. It was still summer in Knockemstiff, so he didn’t want anything that was too warm for you. You usually preferred onesies at night; the compression helped you to sleep and Lee would just change you in the morning when it got hotter.

Lee took a quick shower while you sat on the couch. He rarely let you watch TV, but he turned on the cartoon channel to make sure you didn’t go anywhere. You weren’t catching much of the screen anyway with how sleepy you were getting.

A few too many slow blinks left you leaned on the armrest with the corner of a blanket in your mouth. Lee finished his shower and chuckled to himself when he saw you chewing on the fabric. He gently removed it from your mouth and picked you up, carrying you to the rocking chair.

Lee ensured you were comfortable and reached for the bedtime bottle he prepared after his shower.

“Open up, baby. There ya go,” he whispered.

Lee softly kissed your forehead and rocked the chair as you drank. You fell asleep in your daddy’s arms while he hummed a tune.

[pasta-in-the-pudding]

Guess Who's back ✨

Anyways..What would Jeff be like if he found out Reader was pregnant?

AGHHH I LOVE GETTING TO WRITE FOR DOMESTIC SITUATIONS!!

Weddings, babies, moving in together i love it all 💗

Thank you so much for requesting!!

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Jeff finding out you're pregnant

Jeff has always been firm on the notion that he does not want kids

He thinks kids are annoying and gross and stinky

And there's also some insecurity of him not being able to be a good dad, considering his job, his upbringing, even his appearance

All around, kids are a firm no for him

So when you begin experiencing morning sickness he kind of just denies the very possibility that you could even get pregnant

But you, being at least a little more reasonable than him, decides its better safe than sorry and goes out to buy a test

When you get back, you inform him that you're gonna take the test just to be sure to which he straight up laughs

"You won't need it, because I can tell you right now you're not pregnant"

And so, after a few minutes of waiting anxiously after taking the test, you look at the results and see....a positive

A hand goes to your stomach, the tears already streaming down your face

Jeff, who decided he would wait with you snatches the test and does several takes

He's honestly just speechless, he didn't even really think he could get anyone pregnant, which may have just been wishful thinking on his part

He looks at you, and you look at him

Your face is one of pure joy, and his is a mix of confusion, fear and disgust

"We aren't keeping it, right?" He asks after looking at your face for a while

You frown and smack his arm "jeff! How could you even suggest that?!"

"We aren't prepared for a kid! We've never even talked about it! Not to mention, what kind of life would that kid have?? Growing up in a house full of murderers and monsters, the kid's guaranteed to be fucked in the head!"

"You aren't even going to give this a chance?" You ask frustratedly "you created this with me, you know! The least you could do is take responsibility!"

He groans and storms out of the room, leaving you to cry alone

When he gets back he is less angry, and clearly just got done "blowing off some steam" made clear by the fresh blood on his hoodie

You aren't crying anymore, he comes into the room and sighs before sitting with you on your bed

You are both very quiet for a while, just sitting together

He finally speaks, but he doesn't look at you. He couldn't bear to

"I love you, you know? I just get....i just feel really scared right now because I don't know what to do. I'm not in control and that scares me"

You look at him and place a hand on his cheek "if you wanna get rid of it, then we can discuss our options?" You offer

He shakes his head "i dont wanna get rid of it....i just...i don't want to mess this up, you know?"

You scoot closer to him and lay your head on his shoulder "you won't mess it up..." you look at your stomach and then grab his hand and place it on your lower belly "if you love this baby as much as you love me, theres no way you could" you say looking up at him with a smile

He looks at your stomach and then at you "im still so, so scared" he whispers to you "i dont know anything"

You kiss his nose and press your forehead to his "it's ok. We'll learn together"

He smiles "ok"

After that first whole fight, he actually gets pretty excited about the baby!

You manage to pay slender to get a room that you can make into a nursery, and announce the news to your close friends

Jeff is always buying things for the baby. Toys, clothes, blankets, etc

He also loves to talk to the baby, telling your little one all about the day that he had and how much he loves them

He's still hates kids, but his kid is amazing

(Also authors note i wanna write more general preganancy hcs for jeff bc hes so silly)

[a-fluffy-dog24]

Cute picture Dipper and Mabel with Stan. I have a fanfic where he babysits the twins super cute.

May /5/2000

5:00pm Michael and Catherine are dropping the twins at his uncle Stan’s so they can head to their late wedding anniversary.Catherine wanted to let Stan babysit and her mom can’t because she has the flu .Michael is a bit worried about leaving the babies with him. He doesn’t really know him that well,but he’s the only other person that can’t babysit on such short notice.Because he’s parents are on vacation."Are you sure you can take care of them for a night Stan.

Mabel is attached to her brother and Mason is very sensitive to new people are you really sur.." Michael ask him but Stan cuts his off"Mike I'm sure I can,I babysat you before right" "I don't remember that at all please just be careful" Michael pleaded. " I'm pretty sure besides I have my 12 year old employee to help me out"Stan reassures him. "Here my phone number just in case make sure to follow the list" Catherine tells him.Michael hands him the babies Stan holds them he blows on Mabel's belly she giggles and tickles Dipper he laughs.The twins are tiny the size of his hand Michael leaves on a date with his wife Catherine.

"What should we do with them first"he asked Soos "lets let the little dudes play" Soos suggested they play with the babies for a little bit. The twins are 10 months old and their hair is short curly light brown color . Dipper is wearing a green onesie with little trees on it.He picked up a black dog toy and played with it. Mabel is wearing a green onesie with little stars. Her hair was in two little ponytails. Mabel is playing with a cat stuffed animal then Mabel hugs Dipper he looks at Soos. Soos take a picture. Stan try to play with the babies to mixed results. “Raaa I’m going to eat you.. umm that what boys like right” he shows Dipper the plastic dinosaur. Dipper giggles looks up at him and babbles nonsense.As if to say in his own baby language thank for that wonderful reenactment of a great terrifying Tyrannosaurus rexs. He takes the Dino out of his hand and sucks on it. “Ok well I tried” he says.

5:30 pm " Oh no what's that smell" Stan groaned "I think some little dude made a poopy" Soos picks up Dipper he looks confused he wasn't to happy, about being taken away from his sister he screamed .Stan picks up Mabel she cries and reaches out for him "oh it's ok little dude you'll see her after I'm done"and Soos cleans him up and changes his diaper"Yea your ok sweetie" Stan kisses her on the cheek she smiles he puts her down then cleans her up and changes her diaper.And after they put the twins on the blanket and they crawl to Each other he hugs her and they have a happy reunion.

6:00 pm Dinner time They feed the babies mashed Broccoli and cut up spaghetti. The babies eat some of the food and are full but Dipper is more interested in throwing his food from his high chair onto the floor and he is fascinated by the affects of gravity. His bib he was wearing didn't prevent him from getting dirty. It blended into his onesie.He tried to eat his food by putting it through his face.

Mabel is enjoying decorating her high chair and her onesie, and the bib she was wearing did not help her from completing her masterpiece she threw it on the floor.They had a chocolate chip cookie for dessert. Stan spilled the cookie in half and they both excitedly picked it up and ate it. They think this new food thing tastes good and they want more.

"Oh no are you sure you don't need my help look at them"Soos ask see how the babies have food all over their faces and their clothes the babies stare at them. Mabel try to eat her hand Dipper stick his tongue out at them they are thinking were not messy we look great. "No I'm fine all I have to do is give them a bath and put them to bed but can you clean their high chair"Stan picks up the two dirty stinky babies, and carries them upstairs. "Sure you got it dude" after he leaves.

6:30pm bathtime

"Ok their you go sweetie" he puts her in the bath she splashes the water, she sticks out her tongue he laughs Dipper starts crawling away."Hey were you going you Little Goober" he grab him gently and Dipper wines he puts him in the bubbly tub.

He rinses them with warm water, he scrubs shampoo in Mabel's hair softly and gently lather her body. She grabs his nose, he smiles and rubs her little feet and she giggles. " Your turn"he rubs shampoo into Dipper's hair and he squirms and moves and hisses like a kitten. “Hold still kid I'm almost done, you smell like poop and you have spaghetti all over your face stop your crying you stinky need a to be washed” he scrubs his body. He rubs his belly Dipper giggles as the twins play, with the bubbles and toys.Mabel holds a bubble in her hand, Dipper touches it he doesn't understand what it is and pops it she cries.Because her brand new discovery is destroyed. "Oh no umm look at this" hands her a rubber ducky she calms down.

He rinses them off and they splashes water on him a little bit "hey stop it" he laugh.Then dries the babies off,brushed their hair and put their clean diapers and onesies on. Dipper onesie is a lammy it has ears and little a tail,Mabel's is piggy has little ears and a little tail. He picks them up and shows them the attic "see this is going to be your guys room when you come" the attic had some junk in it and plan walls. Mabel giggles and smiles Dipper eat his hand. He walks downstairs and he holds them and feed them their bottles,"I hope you two are happy a quit smoking because you both.It wasn't easy but I've stopped forever" the babies smile at him he looks at those little faces and believes it's worth it the twins are happy that he's healthy.Or maybe something else they look up at him they make weird faces,"don't puke on me again" he unfortunately remembers when they made that face earlier.He try to burps them they burp and he puts the babies in their crib tucked them in.

Bedtime 7:00 pm

He walks over to his chair and the twins look at him. He can only see little noses and their sad puppy dog eyes. They look at each other and think of a plan to get attention and they cry. He walks back over and they stop, he takes a step back and they cry again."Fine you can sleep with me" they all slept in his chair he wrapped and tucked them in with a warm blanket and cuddled them. "I wish you guys could’ve meet my brother. He would have loved you guys"

Dipper started to cry then Mabel started to cry hearing her brother cry "what is it" he said annoyed he cuddled Dipper trying to comfort him. “Shhh you’re ok Dippy I’m sorry for scaring you I just don’t know what’s wrong” he put his hand by Dipper's mouth by accident, Dipper teeths on Stan's finger "great I'm a teething ring now". Mabel stopped crying she is still awake "you up do you realize young lady, what you put me through tonight" she babbles nonsense

"good answer can you give me a kiss" she kisses his chin . "You know something you little pumpkin I love you" he kisses her on the cheek and she goes to sleep. Holding both of them he thinks about how cute they are and he loves them. He can't wait until they can start walking and talking so he can spend more time with them.He thinks about how the twins hate being separated his mom would tell him that him and his brother they hate being separated too as babies.And he and his brother acted just like the them at that age

"Wish you were here right now sixer" he said to himself and fell asleep."Stanford,...uncle Stan...Stan!" Michael wakes him up "I'm awake I'm awake your back". "How was it ?" He asks as Catherine picks up her babies and they sleep in her arms. "Great it was so fun" "nice did you everything on the list" she said.

"yes, change feed,bathe,put them down to sleep". Stan said bye to the twins he pats their heads softly "bye bye I love you" they hear him they smile in their sleep. "Thank you so much I can't wait to do this again bye"Catherine told him "bye see you soon".

September/ 2/ 2001

Stan is visiting the just turned two years olds twins ,The toddlers play hide and seek with him in the living room Stan pick them up.And he sits down on a light purple couch and put them on his knees Mabel was wearing a purple dress, Dipper was wearing red shirt and red teal shorts. The twins are learning to talk.They can say simple words like mommy,daddy,car,hungry.

"Piggy" she said "can you say great uncle Stan"he tried to get her to say "G..G..Gr..Grunkle Stan" she blurted out "close enough"he rubbed her head. "Grunkle Stan" Dipper repeats and giggles "I guess that's my name now hun" he tickles them they laugh and giggles.   

[chumpsalmon]

HC Ramblings for all the mercsxreader

Cw: nsfw content

Scout: He loves to swim!! He lives for the beach!! He wants to go to trampoline parks with you. This dude is just full of energy all the time. Super active guy who's also a beach volleyball WARRIOR!!!!!! Dont play w him! He also loves to end an active day with fucking the shit out of you. This day has been full of excitement and it's the cherry on top for him to please you. I believe this guys an anal FIEND, too, giving AND RECIEVING prob mweh heh heh

Demoman: Gets Crunk and gets horny!!! This may be strange but I would like to write something where he double teams you with soldier. I think this guy massages your feet, too. Nothing sexual just like a respect thing. Don't play w me foots rubs are soo nice..

Medic: evil af. probably neglectful or gay.. on the other hand period sex tho...

Engineer: Ugh this handsome man loves to ramble to you! He loves just talking to you about his smart stuff, and helping you try to understand it. If youre intrigued and ask to learn hes marrying you on the spot. I believe this guy also loves sex toys --- He's never gonna reject the opportunity to utilize toys to make you feel twice as good. He's comfortable and confident in his abilities. He's a soft lover, and loooves to give you some princess treatment when the opportunity arises- also has dirty finger nails that are perma-stained by oil.

Heavy: big.. whoa. super tender and loving! he loves to spoil you and i would like to think hes big on back massages. also hes a little more on the submissive side. I think he's an incredible listener and will neverrrr forget a thing.

Sniper: Stinky man. Mans man. 3-1 shampoo/conditioner/bodywash- man. Despite this his musk is still quite nice i think tbh i love stinky men. i like to think he also has like a slight tummy you know just a lil bit. it is canon he crochets so i believe he will make a little blanket for you. Not real big on pda but loves to tease you in public. i think he loves road head. i believe hes super dominate and loves to take out his frustrations in the bedroom. Loooooves prey/pred play.

Spy: Loves to shower with you - watch you shower (esp when you dont know hes watching). Big on spoiling you. Doesn't let you do a thing when you guys are relaxing with each other. He's a true gentleman. I think he likes to be tied up sometimes, too. Probably a fan of threesomes.

Pyro: lights you on fire. just kidding. I think they love wax play, temp play, stuff like that. on the other side of that really loving, cuddle bug when it comes to just chillin with each other.

Soldier: OORHAHHHH!!! Loves to throw you around. Dominate and a proud American patriot. Pretty vanilla sex besides tying you up because thats cool. unintentionally bullies you sometimes. very sweet though nonetheless, Usually i imagine he takes a nurturing role but sometimes i believe secretly alone when he's with you he wants to be little spoon and be cared for on the occasion.

[awheckery]

Nola Rose's Big Birthday Poll

This is Nola Rose:

She is my best girl, my babylove, my beloved little butt and my most precious evil eel, and in one week, she will be one year old!

Recently, I ordered her an Embark test, in the hopes of one day reuniting her with one of her siblings or other family members, and to maybe get an idea of what other health problems I could expect in the future.

I was not expecting any surprises on the breed front, because the rescue had Nola's original paperwork from her "breeders," indicating her mama was a brown Cocker Spaniel named Spruce, and her daddy was a registered blenheim Cavalier King Charles named Fellow. AND YET.

...and 7.2% something I did not expect at all. Full honesty, I don't see it, but maybe it explains a few things about her?

ANYWAY. For Nola's impending birthday, I thought it might be fun to survey other people, to see their best guesses at the third breed in Nola's genetic cocktail. I've pulled all poll options from an article on the most common breeds for Cavalier crosses, and additional photos and possible clues to her ancestry below the read more.

Psst, for folks coming back for the answer, check the pinned reblog!

Starting from the top, BABY PHOTOS, of Nola Rose and the two sisters the rescue picked up from the puppy mill auction.

That photo of Nola on the left was the photo in her Petfinder listing, the one I saw by accident in the middle of the night that made me fall in love with her immediately. I honestly have no idea how she was the last of her siblings left to be adopted, but I will never not be desperately grateful.

Maybe it was because she had the dramatic eyebrows and mutton chops of a civil war general, I can't say. In more recent photos, you can see that the eyebrows and bushy cheeks have subsided, but the insanely luxurious eyelashes remain.

Her color has darkened immensely since I brought her home in August. She used to be a much lighter sable, and fully blonde on the top of her head.

Speaking of which, sable isn't a breed standard color in either Cavaliers or Cockers, and her ridiculously long chin beard (which you won't see in any of her photos because I have her groomer trim it off) doesn't appear in those breeds either. Coincidence?

At just shy of a year, she's hopefully maxed out at 18 pounds, and she's unbelievably leggy, with an outrageously long body and the deep chest of a racing dog. (She's also fast as hell, good god.)

Her fur is unbelievably silky, save for a coarser ruff over her shoulders and trailing down her spine, and her cocker-fluff booty feathers. Her back end was trimmed down substantially before the above photo. Her tail might be the softest part of her, and I love how it's both silky and curly.

Behaviorally... she's. Something.

Nola has the strongest prey drive of any dog I've ever met, including that time we babysat a rat terrier mix named Ella The Killer. Nola's little heart is so full of murder that I have to close curtains so she won't hurt herself trying to break through the windows to get at bunnies. She is a grand champion at "breaking the necks" of her toys by way of viciously shaking them.

Nola likes to burrow! She tunnels under blankets, rugs and throw pillows, and her favorite way to sit On A People is between our legs when we're in recliners. She likes to feel confined. She also deeply enjoys being held, and she asks to be picked up by my father at least once a day, even tho she's perfectly capable of jumping into his lap by herself now.

She LOVES to lie in the sun until her little body is radioactively hot and her mouth smells like hot rotting garbage, which is actually extremely weird, because she's our second sable dog in a row to have solar-powered halitosis and I'm not above begging people for answers. If you have a dog that has especially stinky breath after they've been in the sun, indoors or out, please talk to me because I'm dying for answers.

Ahem. What else.

Nola is disturbingly smart, and has no concept of obedience, but an excellent grasp of the concept of naughtiness. She knows exactly which items in the house are Forbidden, and which ones will get our attention the quickest if she takes or otherwise threatens them. She also knows the names of most of her toys and can distinguish between them when she's feeling cooperative.

Her favorite way to wake me up when it's time for work is to jump up on my bed, pounce on me, and oh-so-gently bite the tip of my nose. (I know I shouldn't encourage it but it's so sweet I may die.)

She investigates new people by aggressively sniffing their eyes.

She is my tiny daughter with every disease, but despite her allergies, and her asthma, and her megaesophagus, and her subluxated hip, she is the happiest, most delightful little being in all the world.

I lov her.

[ramu-ego]

I was thinking abt what I could send and I was wondering if you could do Ness + Voyeurism (ehem kaiser) + and his hairrrr, please??

y'all are gonna force me into liking Ness with all these requests aren't yeah? 😂 It's ok babe for you, more Ness ♡ OH MY GOD I FORGOT THE HAIR PART BUT I WROTE IT ALL OUT GOD I HOPE YOU STILL LIKE IT I'M SO SORRY

event ~ ♡ (closed) cw: fem!Reader, dom!Reader, voyeurism, cucking (Kaiser), unprotected vaginal sex, creampie ,unedited word count: drabble character(s): Alexis Ness

DNI :: minors, blank blogs + m!Reader blogs

He'd shown his skills to you in every stadium they played in. Attempted to wow, court and win you over every moment you two crossed paths. From flowers to expensive gifts and even grand empty proclamations of over inflated egotistical affection. Kaiser had played a game he'd finally lost for the first time. Disgusted by the fact he'd lost to his mutt of a teammate. Even more disgusted by the fact he couldn't look away at this very moment.

The bounce of your ass on Ness's lap enticed even Kaiser's burning gaze to stay on you. Engulfed by the sight of your cunt swallowing up his teammate's cock. Unable to do anything but watch with a scowl etched into his pretty boy face. You didn't want him and this was the final nail in the coffin to rub Kaiser's face in it.

"Mmm that's my good boy..." Words he always wanted to hear, no longer even in his direction as you drug your fingertips down Ness's chest. His labored breathing filling the room as he rolled his hips up into you with very little rhythm. All of it done by you as you pinned him down and made a show of fucking him like your own personal toy in front of the egotistical bastard striker, "Come on now Alexis babe...don't be shy now. Show your shitty teammate why I love this cock of yours so much more than I could ever love his~"

"Shit- Fuck- I can't-" Ness's bubbling protests where lies anyone could see right through. With his white knuckled grip on the sheets under him twisting in his fists. Wadded blankets while he tried to keep even a fraction of the same hold on his sanity. Nearly impossible all contributing to the fact he was being watched. And not by just anyone. Ness knew Kaiser's eyes were searing on him. With his cock delving into the gummiest parts of your core. He was no help but he didn't need to be. Ness did his part driving Kaiser crazy by simply being the cock you chose to milk with your hips working him over like he'd never been before. Resisting the urge to cum was foolish when you clenched around him and touched down his chest with that wicked grin on your face.

"But baby..." You swirled your hips back and forth on him letting the tip of his cock kiss your cervix just so Ness would loose himself to the warm gooey wetness of your walls sinking around him until you left him coated in your juices the second you lifted them up, "Your cock is so much better than that stinky nasty one of his."

It wasn't even the fact he hated his teammate. Ness would on any given day lavish his praise onto Kaiser and be the one bathing him in attention. You drove a wedge between that. No. Kaiser did when he wouldn't take your answer to his constant pestering. Ness couldn't help that. Nor could he stop the way his toes curled and hips bucked. Your core spasming around him too much to handle. Kaiser's eyes the final thing he couldn't stand. Just a loud guttural moan being ripped from Ness's lips as his balls tightened and you sat down fully on his cock the second he emptied his load. Pouring his cum into you no matter the repercussions. Swimming his a haze of pleasure as his cock twitched and he emptied himself inside you. Cum overflowing around the base of his cock and you hadn't even moved yet. Unsure he'd ever came like this before. Or if he would cum this hard ever again. Ness was out of breath and loss for words when you slowly began to lift your hips off him.

Cock covered in your juices and streaked with his own cum. Ness looked through his mop of curly bangs as you made a show of spreading yourself in Kaiser's direction. Feeling his own cold cum drip from your cunt back down on his cock. Unsure what he heard as his ears rang. All he could recall was the gesture of goodwill you gave Kaiser by offering to eat his teammate's cum from your pussy. Just as Ness thought he'd never take it as an offer. He was left utterly caught off guard to see his cherished teammate devour his own cum right from your cunt. Ness thought Kaiser might have liked you. But he never imagined he liked you this much. And he didn't care either. Because it was his cock you'd get back on the second Kaiser opened his big dumb mouth again. Ness couldn't be happier to have such an egotistical asshole of a teammate.

[brrrkdslek]

hybrid bear! jongho was a shy boy, and even shyer when it came to you. despite being in a relationship for more than two years, jongho found every look and touch of yours sending shivers down his spine. he was also quiet, so whenever something was bothering him, he'd keep quiet until it went away. which it didn't.

jongho had noticed the stray cat around your workplace recently; wooyoung. not that jongho had a problem with him (he did), but wooyoung would always cling to you and rub against you, getting all his disgusting smell all over you. he got so angry once when wooyoung teased about you getting a collar for him. for a hybrid to get a collar, it would mean as an establishment for the pup and owner as they become committed to each other, just like fiancés.

and tonight, he was waiting at home for you peacefully as always. but not so peaceful when you text him, saying you'd take wooyoung to a vet. what? why? were you gonna take him in? no way! jongho started to doubt himself, did i not do a good job? am i too quiet? do they not like me anymore...? at the thought, jongho cried. for the first time in forever, he cried at the thought of you. he sat on the couch with blankets all over him as he watched the door, begging you not to come in with that mutt.

and you didn't. upon arriving home, you were waiting to see jongho on the couch reading, smiling ever so fondly upon seeing you with his tail softly swaying. well, he was there. just not how you'd expect for him to be, crying. quickly you drop everything and sit next to him, you didn't know what to do. jongho never had never gotten emotional with you so to say you were shocked was an understatement.

"darling, w-what's going on?" you hold onto his face as he silently sobbed, fluffly ears pressed flat against his head. "i-i..." jongho wanted to tell you, he wanted to tell you so badly how much that stupid cat bothered him and your relationship, how much he wanted to strangle and tear him apart, how heavy his heart felt whenever he would smell the stinky cat on you, but no words came out.

jongho hated when he bothered you, he hated whenever you had to go out of your way just to do things for him, he felt selfish. jongho felt like he asked for too much, even now, when his feelings should be validated. he knew he doesn't deserve feeling like this, but it would make him feel worse if he had to make you upset. sure, wooyoung is flirty and disgusting but you enjoyed his company, but not as much as you enjoyed jongho's, of course. he felt bad for wanting wooyoung to be away from you, like he was some controlling bitch.

"is it wooyoung?" jongho perked up, of course you knew. the two were practically married and you could always tell when something was bothering jongho, just not to the point he'd cry, you were still figuring that part out. you kissed jongho's cheek, "baby, i know you don't like him and we won't have to see him anymore." you saw jongho's scared expression when he heard what you said, you hummed before taking his hands and rubbed them, "nothing bad love. my friend, san, wants to take him in."

jongho didn't even know he was holding his breath as he relaxed into your touch, leaning onto your shoulder. you toyed with the collar around his neck; the same one he had since you first gave it to him. it was little things like this that made you so sure about jongho being the one.

"y'know i love you, right jjong?" he nodded, not saying anything despite knowing the underlying meaning behind your words; reassurance to him that jongho could always ask anything of you, which is why he doesn't. your hands moved closer to his and your hands intertwined happily, fitting each other perfectly.

[theminecraftbee]

Hello hello, can you please tell Morgan that I love her with all my soul and pat is tiny head for me?, Please 🥺

I have pat her MANY times and told her she’s famous and all the people online love her yes. right now she is busy.

see I brought her nice squeaky bone upstairs to put on her blanket, along with some of her stuffies and a teething ring, so naturally she instead found my husband’s slipper to play with instead. clearly, her toys aren’t stinky enough,

[massivesimpfordilfs]

AIB Headcanons!!

Basically just different characters headcanons, not much else

SFW/NSFW

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Chishiya:

SFW-

He isn’t one for physical touch but he does like forehead kisses

PLAY WITH HIS HAIR. its fried and crunchy but its the most soothing thing on the planet

After a long day: expect shoulder rubs

He knows how to cook but doesn’t like to (he will if you ask)

Loves giving gifts even if he’d never admit it

Takes MONTHS to say he loves you but does little things to make sure you know anyway (little actions, things here and there, and tapping your wrist when holding hands)

He gives demi vibes so he def prefers talking more than anything (he definitely doesn’t have a poorly written list of all the things you like yes this man has that shitty doctor handwriting)

Holds your hands, your bags, you. He likes holding things but he’s rly not that strong

Likes playing minecraft with you and having your little minecraft beds together

NSFW-

He’s very vanilla.

Literally not much else to it, he’s not shy in bed but again: I HC him being demi so it would probably be a while before you’re this intimate together

He’s so gentle, doesn’t want to hurt you or be hurt

He likes morning sex.

Switch but top leaning

For aftercare: He likes to watch movies with you and make you your comfort food and maybe some tea or coffee

Gets you chocolate milk if you like it so that you can have some energy 

Kuina:

SFW-

She likes to cuddle you but it took a while for her to hug you early on

Def likes holding your hands, kissing your hands, anything with hand contact is the best

Her favorite kind of date is watching movies either at home in a blanket fort you built together or at the movies

She likes to do yoga with you

She feels very spiritual to me so she would probably make you a crystal necklace or bracelet for you

MATCHING RINGS.

She loves to sit with you at the end of a long day and gossip ab work or life or literally anything (muy chismosa)

She took you to meet her mom after your 6mo together (her mother was so excited, embarrassing Kuina by talking ab how much she would talk ab you)

NSFW-

Also very vanilla but is open to trying anything you bring up

She doesn’t like to get undressed completely but does like to wear fancy bras

Scared to give up full control but once she trusts you a lot she gives it up more

Aftercare mostly consists of silet cuddles, sweet nothings, and braiding your hair

Kyuma:

SFW-

Loves it when you hang out together before/after his shows

The band loves you, always bringing you on tour

Kyuma gets a little jealous easily so he tends to always be around you or have an arm around your shoulder

Wear his clothes. He melts.

He def likes cuddling and getting you gifts, you have matching bracelets he bought on tour for your anniversary

He mostly chills either shirtless or completely naked in the tour bus and at home but didn’t until a few months into your relationship

He keeps trying to get your permission to tattoo your name on his back

NSFW-

Man’s kinky

He likes all kinds of toys or turn ons but lingerie and handcuffs are his favorite

He also likes to do it anywhere, anyway, anyhow

He’s loud too. Like deaf for days loud.

He enjoys showering together, rubbing soap into your hair and feeling the water snake between your bodies

Aftercare is gentle, a nice warm bath for you with bubbles and candles, getting takeout and cuddling together

Chota:

SFW-

He likes to bring you coffee and sweets, always going on mini dates when he gets a break from work

He enjoys picknics and reading books in the library together

He also likes it when you play with his hair while he lays his head in your lap

He likes going to the movies but only kiddy cartoons

He doesn’t like it when Karube and Arisu are being bad, stinky influences

He’s fr like a tiny dog

NSFW-

The man was a virgin up until Shibuki…he doesn’t know shit when you two become more intimate

But he quickly discovers he likes to worship you and kiss all over your skin

He’s so gentle and always smiling at you, taking small pauses in between to kiss you

Aftercare is top tier, somehow his virgin ass is a master at making you feel safe and comfortable after

He does anything and everything that you ask of him, as long as you’re happy

Need I repeat: tiny dog

Ann:

SFW-

She is similar to Chishiya in the sense of she’s not much for physical affection but def likes buying you gifts

She is super intimidating and gets jealous so easily

She loves to just stand eerily behind you in public settings where she thinks people will try and hit on you

In private, she loves cuddling you and kissing your head, being super gentle

Her job is stressful so being in your arms is the most comforting thing in the world

She likes cooking for you, too

NSFW-

Oh god. Its fun.

She’s really dominant and has one too many toys to mess with every sensitive spot on your body

Her knowledge of anatomy helps her to…enhance your experience

She enjoys control and teasing but also overstimulation which is an…interesting combination

Aftercare is prime, she loves to bathe you and cuddle you and wrap you in a large hoodie

She will order your favorite kind of food and make sure you’re all pampered

If she’s having an especially rough day, she likes it when you comb your fingers through her hair and talk to her gently

Karube:

SFW-

This man is so gentle and does everything to worship and praise you

He smokes and drinks a lot but if you don’t like that then he’ll stop around you and won’t even mention it

He loves cuddling you, hugging you, and kissing you

He lets you dye his hair random colors but rinses it out in a week

He absolutely brags about you to his friends and regulars at the bar

NSFW-

Holy mother of Mary this man is a GOD in bed

He knows how to pleasure anyone

He will gobble you up like it’s his last meal and will make it last

He def loves it when you are a brat just so he can punish you in different manners

He likes to try new things with you but loves long sessions

Aftercare is all about making sure both of you are comfortable so he does just that

[graylinesspam]

Currently reliving my childhood trauma through watching my parents raise their dogs.

The first one we got because my mom has always had a dog. She's never lived without one so we aught to have one. He is anxious with neurotic tendencies that desperately seeks attention from those around him. Despite getting a dog for the express purpose of companionship my mother has always said she hates being needed all the time. The needier those around her behave the more that she despises them. The more she sends the dog to his kennel for being annoying and pushy. She buys him expensive toys but then leaves him alone with them until he gets bored and abandons all pretenses of play.

Then she decided she needed to get him a friend, since he was so lonely. She brought home an incredibly energetic puppy with abandonment issues who was dumped by his previous owners. But instead of imprinting on us, this dog chose his dog brother to become attached to. To play with, pester and annoy all hours of the day and night. They play all across the living room and kitchen. The sight somewhat sweet if not obnoxious. They play until the older dog is worn down and tired in his ankles from constantly being chewed on. Then snaps at his younger brother to be left alone. Often seeking cover under one of our legs to hide from his brother.

Both live in too small an environment for their size, both big dogs relegated to a small trailer house. They get let out to exercise several times a day but only by me, no one else. They beg for attention though. Licking and nudging and poking. Bringing toys to anyone that they can reach. barking and whining for it. More often than not they are brushed away.

And the area in which they do live is perpetually filthy despite my never ending crusade to clean it. Both are so large and averse to water that it is difficult for me to bathe them by myself. No one else helps. Their fur covers most surfaces. The couches and carpet stink of them. The floors slick with water and drool that they've spread across it. Blankets in their kennels slightly browned from the dirt and oil.

No one else pays them much mind. Only I do. feeding, watering, and exercising them. Making them gut healthy treats. Training them. breaking up fights. Making new toys and puzzles. Throwing the ball. Cleaning up the vomit and letting them out several times a day.

But I take no joy in this. I do not want to be wanted or needed by these creatures either. Creatures I made no choice to obtain or keep. I often say my life would be so much easier without them. This is a true fact.

I don't know why my mom chose to have pets she refuses to care for.

She scolds me for harshly correcting the dogs. For barring them from the hall where we keep the litter box, in fear they'll get an intestinal blockage. Scolds me for letting the couch covers get stinky, then scolds me for shooing the dogs away from the couches because "they already don't have enough space."

So she is aware of their environment. Aware and yet unashamed in her choices that led to this. To animals who pace and play until they're panting on the filthy floor. who beg for love.

She enjoys the superiority of being nice to them. Of comforting them and speaking softly when I have scolded them. She enjoys feeling kind and soft and nurturing. But she does none of the work.

I do not love the dogs. But I make the best life for them that I can. The same way I did for my sister growing up. And I resent her for that.

[tlinrookie]

I love how Craig's closet in TFBW is like, the complete opposite of Tweek's whole room:

*Folded spare blankets

*Hats and helmets neatly lined up, side-by-side on the top shelf of his closet

*A box of mementos (probably)

*Space-themed toys all in the upper right-hand corner

*Clothes neatly hung and separated by practicality

*Books shelved

*A bin just for properly balled up socks!

*Another bin for belts and suspenders

*Yet another bin for shades and other accessories

*Towels neatly rolled up

*More clothes folded

*Musical instruments in a storage tub

*Shoes organized, all facing forward

*Guinea pig supplies on one side of the closet floor

*Big toys and laundry hamper on the other side

Yeah, sure, there's some loose clothes, socks, and a missing shoe, but overall, Craig is such a tidy little boy! 🥹 I bet you when he and Tweek get married, Craig does ALL the cleaning while Tweek won't let him anywhere near the kitchen because the last time Craig tried to make oatmeal, it tasted like cement.

I LOVE tidy Craig!!! It's one of my fav Craig headcanons. I just love him being neat and very particular about things. And Tweek on the other hand is so messy. Craig definitely follows behind the tornado that is Tweek tidying up his messes when they live together lol. I just love them being opposites like that...Craig is very tidy and particular about hygiene and stuff meanwhile sometimes Tweek gets a lil greasy and stinky and Craig has to remind him to take a shower 🤭. It makes me so happy that their canon rooms support that headcanon!

[fractiouswillbite]

Introductions

Hello fellow gamers, I made this blog to spend my free time more on the internet. I may post my art idk, I might draw story’s from working at a vet. You are welcome to hangout here if you don’t mind my descent into madness.

Name: I definitely got one of those

Age: 23 and counting

Pronouns: it/it’s (I will also accept he)

Gender: on the clock I’m a trans man, off the clock I’m nonbinary.

My coolness secret sauce:

- Autism

- ADHD

- Depression

- HEDS

- fibromyalgia

- CPTSD

- dyslexia (ignore any typos I do not care abt learning to spell spelling)

My interest

- your mom (haha)

- I’m obsessed with cats (may post my boys)

- veterinary medicine

- evolution games

- becoming more mentally ill

- art

- fantasy and monsters

Anyway bye have fun! I hope you like the stuff here! ╰(*´︶`*)╯♡

Kitty Cat introductions

Samuel-Iamuel 6 years old

Aka: stinky, smelly, baby of the house, sweet boy, gay boy, etc.

Hobbies include: screaming if he dose not get attention for .25 seconds, eating Prozac for separation anxiety, kissing ppl on the face (sometimes bite), professional bird watcher

Sam was rescued from an animal hoarding situation and is still learning how to be a cat, he is permitted baby size

Jiji 3 years old 18 pounds of furry

Aka: juicy, juicier, juice, hey no stop that, what the fuck are you eating, how did you even get up there???

Hobbies: BALL, scream for ball when stuck, be the reason ball is stuck, snuggling, stealing blankets for cocoon, carry around favorite toy (webkinz frog named Mr.Froggy), eat plastic

Jiji was found in a field by a guy I met on grinder and hadn’t talked to in over a year, he just messaged me want a kitten, he’s massive

[akihatohnoofficial]

Akiha is the big dog that you DON’T let on your bed because you know she’s going to bring all her toys and she’ll lie on top of you (crushing you) and take up way more space and blankets than strictly necessary and she’s stinky…

…I SAID you don’t get to come up on the bed. You know the rules. Stop whining.

Ohhhhh, fine. Just this once, okay?

YAAAYYYY YAAAYYYYY ON THR BED YAAAYYYYY