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we hardly know anything about what happened and yet here I am lol,,,
#neopets#my art#Drakara#Queen Fyora#they were friends...ough#Neopets hands out another edgy dark faerie and I am emotionally kissing her on the forehead and wishing her a good day#all of them. except Jennumara. Jennumara can eat dirt
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I honestly don't get the spawn vs ascended debate when we really should all be coming together to shame those who think it's "unrealistic" that Astarion could fall in love with default dragonborn Durge on account of that Durge "not being attractive."
Like, I'm sorry, but are you fucking high? In what world is Default Durge not peak sex appeal? Big, tall, muscley thicc ass man who can barely run because he's so caked up with a deep, haunted voice struggling to overcome the darkness within himself all while looking like he could bite Cazador's head off in one satisfying crunch? You're telling me Astarion wouldn't be speed running that romance arc to climb him like a tree? Like that wet pathetic cat man looking for protection and attention wouldn't be the president, vice president, and treasurer of the "Top That Nice But Kind of Disturbed Hot Lizard" club?
Get fucking real.
#this isn't anything against original customized durges btw#cause i love seeing other people's characters and how they approach durge's story especially the durgestarion romance#i have a tiefling durge whom I love to pieces who is romancing the wet cat vampire herself#but pretending that astarion wouldn't be into pounding that giant lizard into the dirt is just lying to yourself i'm sorry#no doubt in my mind that astarion would be proud of his cute murder bf and be excited to show him off#also the height difference is just *chef's kiss*#that silly vampire staring up at his big bf with his wide dinner plate eyes and sighing happily just ugh my heart#and before anyone asks yes i did romance who you think i romanced in mass effect#dragonborns and turians are at the same point on the monster fucker scale to me right above tieflings#like they are definitely on there but still qualify as comfortably vanilla in terms of possibilities#monster fuckers are the only people seeing heaven anyhow so#bg3#astarion#durge#durgestarion#dark urge#bg3 spoilers
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Something a lil funny about wishcraft smelling like sugar, you're telling me that traveler who doesn't wash their hair smells like a bakery? Press X to doubt
#isat#isat siffrin#isat spoilers#sorry Siffrin but you smell like dirt unwashed hair and oil there is NO WAY THAT SUGAR SMELLS GOOD ON YOU#I bet Isabeau kisses them post canon and is like. Wait why do you taste like caramel?? Why is this a YA book all of a sudden?m#plot twist thats why Isabeau pushed Siffrin away during Bad Touch. He was just too surprised by the sugar overload
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Which do you prefer, Spideypool or Poolverine?
glances at my decade-long running spider-man and deadpool blog
...hm. good question. i'll have to think about th
#sci speaks#contrary to what people may think. i actually do like spideypool#and it actually. is my favourite.#crazy insane. i know.#i don't know i just don't think logan/wade are end game. logan has got way too much other stuff going on to wind up with wade.#i just think it's hot when logan and wade kiss and stuff.#but i think it will always be hate fucking and will never be stable.#but spideypool... yeah. they're each other's brand of loser. they can make it work.#hi everybody i don't know if you know this about me but. i like spideypool. (sorry)#weirdly i think peter/logan would even work better than wade/logan. am i weird for that?#maybe it's just what i've read. but peter and logan have more mutual respect for each other in a weird way.#it feels more like a balance of powers. whereas with logan and deadpool wade does always kind of feel. like a doormat.#i know logan IS better than that but it's just what i see in a lot of portrayals. wade feels like dirt when he's standing next to logan.#whether logan treats him like dirt or not. doesn't matter. that's how wade feels. wade feels like dirt.#i really like wade being in relationships where he doesn't feel like dirt. 👍 big fan of that.#sure there are plenty of portrayals that have wade feel like dirt when he's with spider-man too. but... not the way i write them.
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Recently got back into Demon Slayer and OOHHHH MY GOD Tanjiro Kamado they could never make me hate you (has never done anything wrong in his entire life)
#memes#art#my crappy art#kay draws#my art#demon slayer#demon slayer art#demon slayer tanjiro#demon slayer zenitsu#demon slayer inosuke#inosuke hashibira#tanjiro kamado#tanjiro kimetsu no yaiba#kimestu no yaiba#zenitsu agatsuma#I think that Tanjiro actually just cleaned inosuke’s clothes after he had gotten particularly dirty#told him how strong and cool he was but that he should change into softer clothes while he washes the dirt and blood out of his pants#did they also kiss unrelated to that?#who am I to tell#tanjiro x inosuke
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See, I hold back when I write. It could be far angstier than it is. I could be handing out forehead kisses left and right. Forehead kisses as someone cries and bleeds after a battle. Delirious from blood loss and pain and needing reassurance. Forehead kisses when they know their squadmate is going to die. A parting gift. One last way to comfort them, to remind them they’re loved.
I’m just saying I could make things more painful than they already are.
#whump#space chatter#the bad batch#the clone wars#<- it is always about the clones my man#tears streaming down someone’s cheek#breath coming out panicked and short#whimpering that they aren’t even aware they’re letting out#and someone holding them#brushing sweat dirt and tears kff of their face#shushing them with a gentleness they rarely show#‘it’s okay you’re okay don’t even worry we’re getting you out of here’#they know it won’t happen#they know it’s the end#but they hold their dying brother and rock him to comfort him in those last moments#and when the coughing starts - spattered with blood - they place a gentle kiss on their forehead#tell them it’s okay. it’s okay to let go.#and only when the body in their arms goes completely still do they let the agony show on their face#I TOLD YOU I COULD MAKE THINGS ANGSTIER I GO EASY#why is my brain both going: write this about echo and Rex while also going bUT WOULDNT THIS BE PAINFUL WITH HUNTER THO!#echo holding Rex#echo holding CROSSHAIR?!?!#but for some reason I am like 👀 but Hunter tho#I don’t put him through enough whump#apologies for the afternoon angst I am a Menace
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#critical role#the mighty nein#caleb widogast#pathetic little man#id kiss him right on his dirt smeared forehead
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🌼🌻 just botanist gals being botanist pals 🌻🌼
ockiss week 2024 - featuring @lavampira's d'alia liveq
#ockiss24#ffxiv#io laithe#d'alia liveq#did anyone expect d'alio to be so hot? i didn't but... they kinda got me putting on clown makeup#oh to make a flower crown with ur friend and then make out in the dirt s;jfdsl#i love the progression of shocked oh-no-we-fell >#to io touching alia's back like 'hm' and alia like 'yeah i'd be into me too' >#to. the kiss and the hands. and io's thigh between alia's legs situation.#i know it's a day-ish early BUT!!! LOOK AT THEM!!
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a silly lesbian kimono yakumond art i did for a dear friend yeah they cute they smile they kiss and yakumo chan have long hair thats what i have for today
#sorry i#i am a yuri soldier deep inside#my yaoi outside is a facade#nu carnival#nu carnival yakumo#yakumo#my art#nu carnival edmond#edmond#yakumond#YAKUMOND LESBIANS#LESBIANS#KIMONO#I LOVE MAKING KIMONOS KYAAAAAA#they kiss they kiss PLEASE KISS#i scream to my art#then i rememb3ri can literally make them kiss#BUT I WANT ANOTHER PERSON TO DO IT#I HATE DOING ART#(i lie)#ITS JUST#OKAY THIS IS BETWEEN ME AND THAT OOMF THAT KNOW ALL MY DIRT SECRETS#KIMONOSSSSS I FUCKING LOVE MAKING KIMONOS#two years ago i would totally make an account just to talk about kimonos#and post kimono art#i got the kimono ferver#and you guys are lucky i did not talked about my hanbok fever because#YALL#I AM INSANE OVER#FUCK I DONT HAVE ANY MORE TAGS
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A few little thoughts I have about the shroud brothers
Ortho doesn't really need a body. He could be a head on a little car if he wanted. Why not add Moore arms
The movie hercules made a huge point that you can't kill gods but you can transform them. Hades is out there.... somewhere
Sure, idia saw snow and rain in shows and video games, but can you imagine the first time he felt a cold raindrop as a teen or adult like "WHY IS IT WET!?" With explains a lot about him actually. The island of woe has a controlled environment. The outdoors must be absolutely wild to him! That's probably why he likes video games so much. It's a controlled adventure with no surprises.
Idia grew up under the ocean. He could have his own little "part of your world" moment with his waifu collection. I imagine him reaching up to the surface like ariel surrounded by anime figurines.
There are two orthos running around this universe. Robo ortho is like Idia's son since he made him... also a little a bit of himself. Robo ortho is "the cooler idia" his brother and basically his son???
#twisted wonderland#twst#disney twst#idia shroud#ortho says you dont get comfy dirt time yet#ortho shroud#horrible headcannons#blows a kiss for the shroud brothers
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HEY GIRLIE!!!!!! WE STAY WINNING!!!!!!
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Finally.
I have him.
After so long.
HE IS FINALLY IN MY HANDS.
HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHHAHHAHA
#Man I love toys#ice age 3#ice age Rudy#ice age merch#Ice age toys#ice age movies#Street sellers are the best fr#The plastic of his limbs and torso are completely different colors I love him#also HE HAS THE TOOTH GAP AND A G I G A N T I C SCAR TO MODEL WITH#MWAH#I'd kiss him but he smells like dirt#Rudy my beloved#ice age toys#blue sky studios
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I know everyone is excited about the Cole & Geo thing + Doc twt liking that one post and confirming that Cole & Geo are the same age which is perfectly fine..you’re allowed to be excited about things!!
However, it’s not proper gay representation and I dont believe it was initially intended to be. It does come off queercoded, but I’d advise people to think more about how Cole & Geo need more screentime together (ex. Talking- not just standing next to eachother) before going around saying “Ninjago is being progressive” because I would like progressive to actually..BE progressive instead of barebone scrap food type representation.
If Cole is going to be our gay/aro/ace rep I want it to be genuine.
I’m not a Cole/Geo liker BUT that being said there’s people on Twitter that hate Cole/Geo purely because it’s a gay ship so don’t let them win
#feel free to disagree with me I’d actually like to hear peoples opinions about this#if doc just they’re gay straight up or they gay kiss in the show I’ll eat dirt if you want me to#but my stance on good rep still stands#Ninjago#dragons rising spoilers
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My plans! 🧼 🕰️ 🔍
This is all my soap x ruz fanfic ideas (please note that there just ideas and these might change)
Mission alone 👾
I don’t have a fanfic of this since it’s not really a important part or a idea I made about this event of the cod mw2 game but I am currently making a art of it
Aftermath of mission alone 🫨
For this I am planning a fanfic for this and an art! So basically I’m thinking of like ruz helping soap with his bullet wound after noticing his tender bloody arm and she was giving small talk about fluff!
DATE?! 🩷
After the whole events of the los vaqueros stuff I was thinking of like making another fanfic of soap and ruz meeting up for a date 👀 I’m still thinking about what they should do? But I’ve been thinking about them going to an aquarium and then they meet ruz aunt! Veronica le ciel! And ruz slowly grows feelings for soap in the way RAHAHAH-
Countdown 💣🕰️
Holy shit I have a whole story for this so uh basically during the countdown obviously there trying to stop the bomb while trying to stop makarov and when makarov shoots soap, ruz get in the way and she gets her shoulder shot or Mabee a non vital spot and she passes out..but not without them hurting makarov in the way. And soap survives 🥹💓
A mission 🤯
I’m not sure if I’m going to make it but I want to make a fanfic of soap and ruz in a mission but ruz gets misssing and injured after insisting of going alone temporarily and then they argue that ruz put her life in danger but ruz confesses her feeling but soap doesn’t reply 🥲
New years? 🎄🔮
I don’t know if ima make the event in new years or in Christmas but I’m thinking about Christmas ruz visits her deceased parents in their grave talking to them about her year and what’s new. and Timeskip to nighttime where the whole task force are together celebrating the holidays and ruz is the person who bakes the cookies 😀🍪 (she loves to bake!) and when soap comes in he ask her to go outside for a couple of minutes and uh he confesses his feeling about her and
They kiss?!! 👀💦
I know this is very short and probably low context but this is just silly stuff I have in my mind 🤭
#call of duty#ruz#cod mwii#cod oc#modern warfare#cod mw2#sal ruz le ciel#cod mw2 oc#oc#soap x ruz#soap x oc#john soap mactavish#John soap#soap mactavish#soap mwii#johnny soap mactavish#silly thoughts!#who knows#will they kiss? 👀#Mabee 👀#❤️#dirt talk
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Whiskey-Four, MC & Ulyssa
#Whiskey four#Whiskey-Four#hosted games#if games#My headcanon is Ulyssa top#Their fuck up toxic relationship is chef kiss#All the kisses in the game are full of blood and dirt. Hot!
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