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Y'all. It is about to be unbearably "go to horny jail immediately" as of Wednesday at 4PM PST in the D20sphere for those who celebrate. Like. I am a little concerned the eyeliner will break people.
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thanks! this tells me nothing
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#no bc that was so bad 😭😭😭#the original gladiator#excellent 10/10#the sequel?#trash#directly to jail#why fridge one woman the big he-man loves when you can fridge TWO#i predict they kill off 3 in the threequel#and like#they were trying SO HARD to basically redo the first movie note for note#like Peter Mensah is Djimon Hounsou part 2#Lews Therin is Cicero part two#etc#and there were so many callbacks that werent. handled well?#it felt like the super intrusive product placement in movies that dgaf and have to get their sponsors in#bc be SO fucking for real#it would have been so much more interesting to have Lucilla as Empress and make it “history” diverging AU Rome#Lucius grows up trying to live up to the shadow of his forefathers (not to mention they shoehorned in Maximus' Son about a million times)#(just so the audience wasnt unsure on that plot point) and he goes to idk military academy or campaigns to preserve Rome#and has the grace as an adult that Commodus never had to accept that his idk military bestie/general is Beloved of Rome#and idk they rule gayly ever after#I DONT KNOW#i need to ruminate on a better sequel AU bc this movie just fell /so/ FLAT#like wdym Gracchus AND Lucilla died??#i know they probs didnt want to have to do the third movie#and it was; i guess; a decent handoff to have all OCs in the last movie of the trilogy#but still 🙄 gotta have all man-centric power fantasy Roman Empire#bc we cant have grace and humility along side what fuckbros have forced the concept of 'honor' to become#cant have a lady in charge and good at things#if it hadnt been trying SO HARD to remind people of how good the first one was it might have been a decent movie
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@jiminsproof
Jongho ✦ [The World Ep.Fin : Will] Jacket Making
#natalia i'm gonna need you to collect your man again#especially that last gif#directly to jail#jongho#ateez
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a funny/sad thing about people who go on tirades about how penny pokemon sv is an awful selfish violent criminal who should be arrested instead of being reached out to and helped, and how they feel insane that anyone likes her is... she absolutely already feels that way about herself and they didn't notice
she spends the whole game doing what she can to protect her friends from being blamed for anything, calling herself a massive idiot under the guise of being someone else, turning herself in voluntarily, wanting to be given more punishment. it weirds her out that her friends and the school directors and chairwoman keep showing her mercy and seeing the good in her and what she was trying to do instead of throwing her in the trash she thinks she belongs in
#pokemon scarlet and violet#pokemon sv#penny pokemon#pennyposting#pokemon scarvio#pokemon#you are playing a children's game trying to turn to the camera directly and tell you things and they're still going over your head#please do not get what few appearances of my faves we get cancelled or the writing made even less respectful of its audience#thinking someone should be in jail because they started a gang and stole crypto from the government without caring why is cop behavior#this is a series that plays it extremely safe with not offending anyone and people still manage to get offended when a character is flawed#you're just fueling more meta commentary about these characters who struggle to make friends or see their own worth#you're a part of that school she can't step into without shivering now just like people join in on fearing and ostracizing nemona
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Do you think it was a bit sad that in the first Mario movie, Mario himself had very little in the way of interactions with Bowser? Bowser is Mario's arch frenemy, yet in the movie Mario spends a lot more time bickering with Donkey Kong.
To me, Mario and Bowser have one of the most interesting hero/villain relationships and I just wanna know if they would ever try and tackle the age old question of "Why does Mario trust Bowser enough to invite him to golfing tournaments?" and try to answer that in a way that makes sense.
Not really. I think their relationship is good groundwork to expand upon in future movies, but wasn't crucial to the first movie's plot.
The thing is, Mario and Bowser in the games are an old and well-established rivalry at this point, with an undercurrent of mutual respect between them despite everything that goes on between their kingdoms.
In the movie, Mario is nothing to Bowser except an annoying interloper vying for Peach's affection; a height-deficient nobody who's utterly beneath him.
Because of this, Bowser attempts to leave the dirty work of disposing of Mario to his soldiers, and ends up playing more the role he took in the early Mario games, that being "looming presence you never really fight until the final act."
Plus, it's worth mentioning that Movie Bowser ranks a little higher on the "evil" scale than his game counterpart. Even if Mario and Bowser end up interacting more in future installments (which I definitely hope they do), I wouldn't count on them being frenemies.
Maybe hesitant allies if the situation is dire enough, but keep in mind Bowser tried to incinerate Luigi for no real reason other than sheer spite.
He is NOT getting an invitation to race go-karts.
#pixiedustandfairypowers#askbox#the super mario bros movie#Mario Headcanons#Bowser#I might be wrong but I think Movie Bowser is the one version of the character who was such a menace he actually had to be locked up?#Most versions of Bowser are allowed to crawl home to lick their wounds but NOPE Movie Bowser gets sent directly to jail#Absolute unhinged maniac /pos I love it when he gets to be an unhinged monster who does torture and violence
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alternative meeting. because its funny
purple and chosen are not having a good time
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#pitch's art#tommy's stickmen tag#king merc au#avm#ava#ava/m#ava the chosen one#ava purple#avm purple#ava tco#ava chosen one#flying bonding time with your estranged sibling's best friend while breaking out from jail. what could go wrong#i love the idea of them being friends. you wouldn't expect it at all#especially since i imagine they're socially awkward in opposite ways#purple talks a lot and occasionally feels awkward abt it. chosen doesn't really talk a lot if not directly asked a question#and doesn't really get why people keep looking at it weird for not upholding conversation#ava au
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similar cinematographic choices to portray the same imagery with insanely different circumstantial contexts
#like being tricked into a room and locked off from the outside world with a pitcher of water‚ a waste bucket‚ and an army cot#as you slowly died while experiencing acute mental distress to the point of having a psychogenic seizure at the same time#that people discussed your fate as if it were a decision they had the authority to make (and they DO. unfortunately for you)#vs being tied to chair during which you're in pretty consistent communication and under the care of the person who put you there#and you're narratively given the opportunity to hunt this person down and you even have scenes with hand to hand combat#in which you're able to properly defend yourself. for the other person the idea of your life being in danger is carefully threaded risk#to be taken rather than (as per the previous circumstance described) a decision you have the authority to make#likeee i remember reblogging this post that ssid 'supernatural doesn't really have a concept of jail' but like absolutely yes it does#sam (and even other characters like mary and rowena) are both put in 'jail' as the direct effect to a fault#wrt the winchester familial dynamic and their role. it's one of the main differences here. sam is put in jail‚ dean is not#sam does not have the authority to put him there. it doesn't help that sam is literally pleading as the victim within his scene#while dean is able to victimise sam even as the monstrous body within the 10.03 scene#and the thing is that their identities are being compartmentalised in similar ways here. dean is attempting to save his sammy#from the encroaching (invariable) monstrous sam that which he spends the next season attempting to forgive for the shortcoming#of dean perceiving sam's efforts at independence as abandonment while sam is attempting to save his dean from the encroaching mark of cain#(chosen to be put there yet is still victimised by) and sam spends the rest of the season forgiving him over and over while even#taking misattributed responsibility and blame that which has to be made up for#4.21#10.03#se referat#edit: also adding onto chii's tags wrt the differences in capacity for consent regarding demon!dean#it's so interesting to compare demon!dean to soulless!sam in that demon!dean didn't have the capacity to reject competent!dean's consent#while both soulless!sam and 5.22!sam did not consent to be resouled in respectively active and precedingly passive ways#like 6.12 sam is clearly happy and grateful to have been resurrected and he doesn't even have any specific qualms#about dean keeping information relating to his ressurection from him but 5.22 explicitly made his consent‚ or lack thereof‚ regarding#ressurection clear unlike dean in early-s10... and the thing is that the last time sam didn't pursue dean's ressurection#he faced negative consequences for that decision! and yet dean is seen as objectively correct for his actions in s6#by both the audience and narrative‚ and much of his responsibility regarding sam's psychosis isn't acknowledged as directly related#to his actions vs the pinning of blame to much of early-s10 onto sam esp relating to the guy he had summon a demon‚ who sold his own soul#despite sam's advice‚ whom demon!dean killed
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you have a really good grip on the themes of Mouthwashing, so maybe you can help me with something I haven't been able to make sense of.
it's pretty clear that Jimmy doesn't care about Anya, he doesn't have a grief hallucination after she dies, and when she locks herself in medical his only verbalized concern is that she might hurt Curly.
so I'm a bit confused as to why initially when they break into medical, her dead body is included in the big blurred out area Jimmy can'tbear to acknowledge. is it just because she died so close to Curly?
I like it think it represents his sense of losing complete control over the siatuion.
Jimmy used Anya and Curly as sort of a buffer for his actions and in that moment neither of them could be used to fix this. Anya couldn't be blamed since she was dead and this is an action all his own, can't use Curly as an out, this can't be directly or indirectly linked to him. Them being blurred is sort of him not being able to see their current use.
Another interpretation I have is Jimmy not being able to confront actual guilt about Anya. It's sort of the oppisite of the cockpit scene with her and Curly. Curly was likely only invisoning Anya's pain which is why she was the only thing on the screen. He is concerned she will hurt herself, not anyone else (this goes both ways). Jimmy only thinks she would be as selfish and bitter as himself and hurt Curly, whether to spite him or vegence for crashing the ship is up in the air in his mind. Realizing and subconsciously admitting his actions have consequences that affect people when she sees she killed herself.
It's mostly brought on by concern for himself, admitting he did this to Curly and what's happening with Daisuke. He's trying to block out his worse actions in that moment and can't focus on his two biggest ones.
#its a guilt and anxiety induced panic attack and he's going through it like deserved but I wish like two people dying back to back didn't#trigger it like its also crazy that within the same like half of half a day he inadverrently and directly killed all remaining crew members#and himself and likely just doomed Curly to die 20 years later with immese burn and frostbite based injuries alone and heavily tramatized#like all this cause you didn't wanna pay child support and go to jail like was this any better?#dickhead.#mouthwashing#mouthwashing game#jimmy mouthwashing#anya mouthwashing#curly mouthwashing
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Headcanon that in a rare moment of letting himself have a good time, Orym hooked up with then-stranger Dorian at the Everdawn party, but neither of them remembers this because it happened in the period of time the Crown Keepers lost their memories of.
#dorym#critical role#exandria unlimited#exu#bells hells#crown keepers#i'd say i'm back on my dorym bullshit but i never left#i'm just in so much deeper now#liam o'brien go directly to jail
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i miss brad and jo :[
#i need them to interact like a billion times this season#i also need to actually write something for them but executive dysfunction is kicking my ass#not even necessarily a fic i also kinda wana just talk about them more because i do have thoughts abt them but its hard to put to words rn#like ik i mention it a lot but the fact that they are obviously close to each other but almost never acknowledge it is so interesting to me!#n the fact that jo is the only one who Knows about kate and how that hasnt been addressed#and the way she only ever brought up kate to try and convince brad to help her get his brother thrown into jail#and brad outright saying he likes jo not once BUT TWICE?? hello!! brad is so indirect with his affection and yet!!#he tells jo directly to her face that he likes her twice. thats the most obvious he’s been about his affection for someone like ever#and jo responding ‘i know’ the second time like ohhhh#they are so clearly more close to each other than they are to anyone in the office but they just never acknowledge it outright!#i think about jo saying she ‘missed these talks’ with brad and his little hum in response to that like literally all the time#ive really gotta. actually analyze all their interactions#theres this super small moment in s1ep3 where jo gets smth added to the ‘banned’ board and she giggles n brad smiles at her#and i just like it a lot its a very cute thing#ok im done talking now#jo mythic quest#brad bakshi#mythic quest#morty talks woah
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(riffing on this)
#yes yes I am going directly to jail without passing go#ace attorney#godot#Diego Armando#ace attorney text post#godot ace attorney#ace attorney trilogy#ace attorney spoilers?
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you make fun of byakuya because you hate him. i make fun of byakuya because i love him and he deserves it. we are not the same
#whenever people dunk on byakuya im like haha real fuck that guy#because im always under the assumption that everyone is in the “he's great. i think he should grovel like a dog” camp like i am#but if i find out they actually hate him im like unfortunately you dont understand him like i do heart emoji#do not pass go do not collect 200 dollars go directly to jail#Yes he did all those things#but only the Understanders are allowed to make fun of him for it . Hope this helps#danganronpa
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That interview that news nation conducted with all the inmates at that jail by asking questions on the tv feed and having them shout yes or no out their windows has got to be one of the most interesting bits of live American news journalism ive seen in awhile.
#like mostly because these are people whos opinions typically are not heard by our society on the sole fact theyre in jail or prison.#and thats BY design of the system and this is like directly breaking off from that design in a way. anyway! found it interesting#now idk anything abt that news station so grain of salt ig
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hey link click fans just to make your day worse I'm pretty sure the entire last few episodes happened on lu guang's birthday
#LG's watch date stamp directly IDs 22 October for the early morning that S1 ended on. which means that it's also the day S2 starts on#so Cheng Xiaoshi jail time Lu Guang not-dead reveal etc. is all the 22nd. next timestamps are that evening w/ Chen Bin's phone#but chen bin dies that night. and capt Xiao gets a head wound.#the time between then and the funeral day isn't explicitly established iirc BUT. everyone dressed up. Xiao's bandanges were still bloody.#SO it stands to reason that if attendees got cleaned up then the bandages would have been changed unless they were new in the first place#also no way nothing happened between those two events if they were more than a day apart#so Chen Bin's funeral is the 23rd. probably. that's the main maybe-inaccurate point this is all dependent on.#ep3 ends on golden hour and ep4 starts on daylight and new outfits. so next day. OCTOBER 24th aka Lu Guang's birthday.#okay new day they dive into Li Tianchen's photo and EVERYTHING ELSE HAPPENS THAT SAME NIGHT.#season 2 (with the exception of the aftermath clips at the end of ep12) ends some time after 3am on the morning of October 25th.#so safe to say Lu Guang had a subpar birthday. unless he's into Cheng Xiaoshi getting shot.#link click spoilers#shiguang dailiren#btw i could be wrong. crunchyroll and my laptop don't get along so im not really succeeding at verifying anything bc nothing will play.#and idk if this is a new observation but i haven't seen anyone bring it up so yk
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most p5 fans will never deserve ichiko ohya but that's alright since at least I know I'll give her the respect she deserves.
#persona 5#ichiko ohya#truly an underrated character. her confidant was one of the most tied into the plot and she had so much going on#she was directly involved with the main plot! her partner was a direct victim of shido's conspiracy!#also in vanilla she was the one character to go to akiren's hometown to get judge of character testimony to get him out of jail
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