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Odysseus: what would I not give to be the filling of a Diomedes-Penelope sandwich... *siiiigh*
#i'm so normal abt this ship lol#i think he would love being between them tho lol#in both a sexy and non sexy way#the odyssey#the iliad#odysseus#penelope#diomedes#odysseus x penelope#odysseus x diomedes#diomedes x odysseus#diomedes x penelope#penelope x odysseus#penelope x diomedes#odypen#odydio
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New items available!!! Shirts, coasters and prints too ! >:3 
Unfortunately Hermes is currently under review because of some brand 💀😒 I shall inform when he and the full sheet are available!
#tagzpite art#art#digital art#Redbubble#Redbubble shop#Greek mythology#tagamemnon#mythology#Artist support#Poseidon#Odysseus#the odyssey#the illiad#Diomedes#Penelope#Odydio#ody pen#odypendio#Odysseus x Diomedes#Odysseus x Penelope#Odysseus x Diomedes x Penelope#Diomedes x Penelope
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Man why’d I have to choose careers I know nothing about for my Odypendio modern AU
now I’m over here watching MMA fights, figuring out the work week of a forensic chemist, and google thinks I’m gonna become a residential architect
#odydiopen#odypendio#odysseus#diomedes#penelope#odysseus x penelope#odysseus x diomedes#diomedes x penelope#modern au
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Why choose when you can have it all
#greek epic#diomedes#greek mythology#odysseus#odydio#tagamemnon#odysseus x penelope#penelope#diopen#odypen#the iliad#the odyssey
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Diomedes: That's Odysseus, cleverest of the greeks. He's probably concocting a wicked plan right now.
Odysseus *internally*: Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Pen-
#Odysseus is thinking about Penelope 24/7#no wife no happiness#odypen#odysseus x penelope#diomedes#tagamemnon#homer#epic the musical#the odyssey#epic the troy saga#epic the wisdom saga
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Someone should write something where it's the Greek heroes from the Iliad watching odysseus during the odyssey from the afterlife. like achilles and company just being like yea fuck that guy up man. u got that. or he's crying over missing penelope and telemachus and they just feel bad for him or smth.
could also be them all listening/watching the epic songs/animatics 🦭
(even tho a lot of them don't die it's a fun idea in theory)
#odysseus#the odyssey#the iliad#achilles#the circe saga#patroclus#penelope#odypen#odysseus x penelope#the cyclops saga#agamemnon#menelaus#helen of sparta#helen of troy#telemachus#epic the musical#polites#eurylochus#diomedes#ajax#ajax the greater#the troy saga#the ocean saga#patrochilles#circe#calypso
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Penelope: (gets a text message)
Odysseus: (through text) My love, I am intoxicated.
(5 minutes later)
Diomedes: (sends Penelope a picture of Odysseus passed out, phone in hand, zoomed in on one of her selfies)
#greek mythology#the iliad#the odyssey#tagamemnon#penelope#penelope of ithaca#odysseus#odysseus of ithaca#diomedes#odypen#odysseus x penelope#source: twitter
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old OdyDioPen art that I don’t like that much but I want to rant about Diomedes and they way that others write about him because YOU ALL JUST DON’T KNOW HIM LIKE I DO OKAY
okay so I actually despise when people write OdyDio and make Diomedes hate Penelope. I’m (hate reading) re-reading The Song of Achilles and Miller kind of hints at OdyDio a little, but every time Odysseus brings up Penelope, Diomedes gets really bitchy like ���shut up we don’t want hear another story about your wife” and it’s more used a representation of how he hates Aegiale but I still don’t like it.
Dio fucking loves Penelope and no one will convince me other wise
there was a lot of time between when Diomedes got to Ithaca (after being exiled from Argos) and when Odysseus gets back. I especially love the idea that Pen and Dio get fake married to detract some of the suitors, or at the very least, Dio hangs around the palace to make sure no one’s bothering her and Telemachus.
…and maybe when Odysseus gets back everybody gets not fake married… idk…
#diomedes#odysseus#penelope#the odyssey#odysseus x diomedes#odydiopen#odydio#tagamemnon#digital art#clip studio paint#doodle#epic cycle#epic the musical#epic the musical fanart#odysseus fanart#art#Diomedes fanart#trojan war
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Thinking about the AU where Diomedes takes care of Penelope while Odyseuss is gone and how he probably would have taken care of Telemachus too and taught him all the things his real father couldn’t so the boy wouldn’t grow up without guidance as a man. Thinking about a young Telemachus thinking of his father and not being able to match the story with a face for his whole life and then guilty beyond repair when that face starts to be Diomedes.
#when your most trusted comrade keeps your family safe but replaces you in the family dynamic#like Diomedes and Penelope never fell in love pr anything but they were partners for all this#and poor Telemachus is just a boy without a father presented with a father figure what was he supposed to do#telemachus#diomedes x odysseus#odysseus and penelope#the odyssey#odyssey#odysseus#odyseuss#penelope of ithaca#diomedes
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These three because I love this ship so much
*Penelope and Diomedes flirting with each other yet again* Odysseus: And you two are sure you're not dating? Penelope: 100%. Diomedes: Of course not! Why would you think that? Odysseus: I wonder why that possibility would even cross my mind, Diomedes. I fucking wonder.
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Diomedes: Two years ago, I married my best friend. Diomedes: Penelope is still mad about it, but me and Odysseus were drunk and thought it was funny. -
Odysseus: Hey, babe, remember how I had to go to the pharmacy to pick up my ADHD meds? Penelope: Yes? Odysseus: Well, it turns out they're all out for the next five days. Penelope: Fuck. Odysseus: It's gonna be a fun week! Penelope: I'm going to Diomedes's house. Odysseus: Nuh-uh. Through sickness and health, motherfucker. -
Penelope: Having two partners is both amazing and complicated. But all our problems are solved with communication. Diomedes: It’s my turn to cuddle Odysseus. Penelope: FIVE MORE MINUTES DAMMIT! -
Diomedes: H-how do you ask someone out? Odysseus: Well, first- Penelope: Don't ask him, he asked me out in a McDonalds parking lot. Diomedes: ...And you said yes? -
*Odysseus is telling a story* Penelope: Wow, Odysseus, this story has everything! Action! Adventure! Romance! Diomedes: Romance? Penelope: I'm in love with him. -
Penelope, holding a rock: Diomedes just gave this to me and said "I feel like you deserve the moon but all I can give you is a rock". Odysseus: If you don't marry him, I will. -
Diomedes: It's pretty cold outside... wanna hold hands? We should stay close. Odysseus, blushing: Okay. Penelope: It's fucking summer. -
Odysseus: If I say I love you, will you say it back? Diomedes: Yes. Odysseus: I love you. Diomedes: It back. *Later* Penelope: Why is Odysseus crying face-down on the floor? -
Penelope: Ooh, somebody has a crush Odysseus: Pfft, I don’t have a crush on Diomedes. I just think he's cool, it’s not like I stay up at night thinking about him. *Later that night* Odysseus, very much awake: Uh oh. -
Penelope: Did Diomedes just tell me he loved me for the first time? Odysseus: Yeah, he did. Penelope: And did I just do finger guns back? Odysseus: Yeah, you did. -
Penelope: You don't need my blessing to go kiss Diomedes. In fact, I was pretty sure you were already kissing Diomedes! Odysseus: Nope. Penelope: In that case, as the archbishop of Odysseus's fully awakened gaydom, I give you my blessing to immediately leave and rectify that as soon as possible! Go now, my child, and kiss Diomedes right on the lips!!! -
Odysseus: Thank you all for coming. Penelope, wearing a hospital gown: When I heard you couldn't get laid, I dropped everything and came straight here. Odysseus: Well, I couldn't imagine anyone else being part of the "Fuck Odysseus Task Force". Diomedes: Yeah, I interpreted that in a different way. -
Odysseus: *looking through his closet* Has anyone seen my top? Diomedes: Penelope’s in the kitchen. -
Diomedes: *sucking on a popsicle* Penelope: Pfft, you practicing for when Odysseus gets here? Diomedes: *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle* Penelope: *Concern* -
Diomedes: *is wearing silk pants* How does this look? Odysseus: Like its slips on and off really easily. Diomedes: Odysseus: No, I didn't mean it like that- Penelope: We know what you meant. -
Penelope: Can you please just apologize to Diomedes? Odysseus: Fine, but I have to warn you that this may make me a nicer, better person and that is not who you feel in love with. -
Diomedes: Hi, sorry I’m late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted. Odysseus: I’m “a couple of things”. Penelope: I’m “got distracted”. *Penelope and Odysseus high five* -
Penelope: That shirt looks great, Odysseus. Odysseus: Thanks. Penelope: But I bet it would look even better on Diomedes's floor. Diomedes: Are you hitting on Odysseus... for me? -
Diomedes: Hey, Odysseus? Can I get some dating advice? Odysseus: Just because I'm with Penelope doesn't mean I know how I did it.
#it was either make these quotes or start writing a six chapter fic (which i might still do)#the odyssey#the iliad#greek mythology#incorrect odyssey#incorrect iliad#epic the musical#odysseus#penelope#diomedes#odysseus x penelope#penelope x odysseus#odysseus x diomedes#diomedes x odysseus#diomedes x penenlope#penelope x diomedes#what's their ship name???#odypen#odydio#odysseus x penelope x diomedes
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new stickers up on my shop!!!
#digitalart#fanart#art#digital art#the odyssey#odysseus#tagamemnon#tagzpite art#hermes#poseidon#diomedes#penelope#odydio#odydiopen#odysseus x diomedes x penelope
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How I imagine OdyDio to work out (based off of @akaittou s "Hold to your Vows)
Dio: I dont want to make you break your wedding vows-
Ody: My wife gave me leave to get fuck who I want to
Dio: Rly?
Ody: Yeah.
Dio: Oh good for m-
Ody: I never fucked a man though
Dio: ...Thats bullshit
Ody: Yeah youre right
Dio: So...who was it?
Ody: ....
Dio: 🤨
Ody: .......listen-
Dio: Ody-
Ody: ...
Dio: ...
Ody: Meneleaus
Dio: Oh, that's not sur-
Ody: ...and Agamemnon
Dio: What.
Ody: ...
Dio: Together?
Ody: ....
Dio: Oh...oh gods
#odydio#odysseus x diomedes#tw: suggestive language#ITS A MEME#i dont ship ody with anyone but Penelope and Dio#BUT THE image of young pre-merriage ody having a one night stand with the brothers haunted me#half disturbed half hilarious#odysseus#diomedes#menelaus#agamemnon#tagamemnon
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My hot take is that Penelope does not call odysseus baby girl. They are too evenly matched in my head for that. DIOMEDES HOWEVER
#Odysseus#Penelope#Diomedes#Platonically or romantically is dealers choices doesn't really matter#The babygirlified process everyone puts odysseus through#odysseus x penelope#Odysseus x diomedes#Odysseus/Penelope/diomedes#I know diomedes fucked off to Italy or whatever but imagine if he just lived in odysseus's house instead#Odysseus/Penelope is like the one straight couple where I don't headcanon the guy bottoming
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Silly kids 😌
#i really hope they look like teenagers#odysseus x penelope#odessey#Odysseus#Diomedes#odydio#odypen#penelope#the iliad#tagamemnon#greek mythology#greek epic
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I would like to announce that odydio and odypendio have taken over my mind
They mean everything to me
#bonus points when people write them All as a little evil#or at least devious#epic the musical#greek mythology#the odyssey#odysseus#odysseus x penelope#penelope#diomedes#odydio#odypen#odypendio
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Diomedes sitting on a couch with his arms crossed: So I've seen that you've been spending a lot of time with Penelope lately. Odysseus: Wait no dude it's not what it looks like I swear Diomedes: Oh really? So theres no reason for me to be jealous? Odysseus: No! You're the only one for me Diomedes: Is that so? Odysseus: I promise! Penelope and I are just dating, ok? Diomedes: so there's no rivalry-friendship feelings involved? Odysseus: you are still my only Rival. She's just the best thing that's happened to me. Nothing more Diomedes: but I'm the best Rival to have happened to you right? Odysseus: Of course! Penelope just watching all of this go down: What the fuck
#greek mythology#incorrect greek mythology#greek heroes#incorrect greek heroes#incorrect greek quotes#incorrect quotes#iliad#incorrect iliad#the odyssey#incorrect odyssey#odysseus#diomedes#odysseus&diomedes#penelope#odysseus x penelope
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