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pendrakonsposts · 3 months ago

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Diomedes: That's Odysseus, cleverest of the greeks. He's probably concocting a wicked plan right now.

Odysseus *internally*: Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Pen-

#Odysseus is thinking about Penelope 24/7 #no wife no happiness #odypen #odysseus x penelope #diomedes #tagamemnon #homer #epic the musical #the odyssey #epic the troy saga #epic the wisdom saga #epic the ithaca saga

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seagiri · 7 months ago

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7 minutes in heaven

#hi saber this ones for you #my art #chilshi #chilchuck sandwich #dungeon meshi #happy pride month #whitbelle #senshi #chilchuck tims #THATS HIS WIFE I SHOULDNT HAVE TO BE SPECIFYING THIS BTW!!!

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sabertoothwalrus · 9 months ago

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chilchuck voice my wife

#dungeon meshi #delicious in dungeon #dungeon meshi spoilers #happy changelings day #chilchuck tims #senshi of izganda #marcille donato #chilchuck's wife #<- kui please. give us a name for her this is so humiliating 😭#puckpatti chils #my art #comic

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mebssann · 1 year ago

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yippee :)

#let him be happy with his wife pls #adventure time #fionna and cake #simon petrikov #golbetty #fanart #digital art #my art

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lazylittledragon · 15 days ago

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dndads s1 you're so special to me

#dndads #dungeons and daddies #henry oak #darryl wilson #glenn close #ron stampler #i can't draw ron seriously he is just Shapes #short hair henry is valid but that man doesn't shower do you think he's going to the barbers. he has a rat tail #also i drew that cardigan and didn't realise until after that it's the one i actually own asfgjfg #pre-trial timeline morgan is truly the dead wife of all time #ALSO i cannot take credit for the leaves in henry's hair but i can't remember where i saw it first #if i can get one person to do this stupid podcast i can die happy #this isn't an exaggeration. i think ep 1 is one of the funniest pieces of audio ever recorded #i've done it 4 times now i think and i just PISS every time

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lilcan-ok · 3 months ago

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law birthday doodle

#everyone say happy birthday to my emo wife #group squeezing law to death starting in five minutes #trafalgar law #trafalgar d water law #one piece #my art #monkey d. luffy #eustass kid

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duckysprouts · 8 days ago

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if you were at your worst, if you’re a villain or a screwup or whatever, there is a goth man dressed as a giant bat who keeps coming after you, bothering you. he sabotages your journey of self destruction over and over. ur ready to give up but he won’t let you. you think, today he won’t come. today he will give up on me too. he never does.

#batman #bruce wayne #brucellosis wayne #the man that you are #he is so ready to hang up that cape #people who say that batman cannot exist without being batman has forgotten smth #batman exists for as long as crime exists #but this man is a straight up father and he wants to sleep and he wants to hang out with his friends and he wants to play with his dog #his world is no longer that small dark place the batman was born from #justice exists as long as there is right and wrong #batman will never retire #but he prays every night that when he goes out this time harvey dent will be a lawyer again and harley will be married and happy #that joker won’t show up and mr freeze will ask him for help in saving his wife and poison ivy will partner with the WE botany department #let me help you please let me help you #and if you won’t accept my help today don’t worry i’ll be back tomorrow #dc #brucie wayne #this is a message you YOU that no matter how bad you think you are batman will never give up on you

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evahousewife · 8 months ago

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Subscribe !

#evahousewife #https://onlyfans.com/evahousewife #reblog #sexy #wife #happy wife

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ryllen · 4 months ago

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#enough heartbreak guys time to be happy #tho now that i think of it... it's really sad if that post was trey visiting restaurant jade works at while they never exactly be together #or trey is married to someone else; and when he got dementia even tho he didn't remember the wife he married anymore he still remembers jad #and was taken there to visit his restaurant again; or jade was called to deliver food to the aged care trey was at #augh...... also if anyone wants more clarification jade eating his own poison is implying he ended his own life #lmao what am i saying on this happy post let's get to tagging #twst #twisted wonderland #treyjade #trey clover #jade leech #fanart

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daftpatience · 4 months ago

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please everyone see my cute wife In the bridget cosplay she made!!!!! she even made the yoyo!!!!

#she was kinda sad only a couple people noticed her so i hope yall leave lots of cute comments and tags to make her happy. give my wife love #guilty gear bridget #cosplay #cutest prettiest girl in the world award #i helped a bit with the sewing and painting but it was like 90% her doing!!! and she never sewed a clothes before even!!!#yoyo tricks

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maxedes · 2 months ago

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face of a man who just said he has no doubts max will win the wdc this year (& when sky germany disagreed he offered them a bet hahaha)

#MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE #i am so happy to have him back here #i also recorded the whole thing #so might translate all if it later #f1 #formula one #formula 1 #sebastian vettel #max verstappen #interlagos gp 2024 #brazilian gp 2024 #sao paulo gp 2024

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dootznbootz · 2 months ago

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POV: You're Anticlea and Laertes of Ithaca and your son came back from Sparta after swearing he was just going for politics

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nobleriver · 5 months ago

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The Doctor and River Song + Being A Besotted Old Married Couple

I’m all yours, Sweetie. Only River Song gets to call me that.

Bonus:

#doctor who #dwedit #timelordgifs #eleventh doctor #thirteenth doctor #fourteenth doctor #fifteenth doctor #river song #userparallels #usersource #tvedit #otpsource #userbbelcher #useroptional #usertelevision #userstream #doctorriver #elevenriver #twelveriver #matt smith #ok I’m done; I kept fidgeting with the coloring over and over #was driving me up a wall; but I’m happy to finally be done #I’ve been wanting to do a doctorriver + marriage gifset for weeks now #and it morphed into this; a compilation of all their little names and endearments for each other #a celebration of them being unapologetically married and in love with each other #these two #embracing and reminiscing over these stolen moments together as time closes in on them #also there was no way I was passing up David and ncuti in costume calling river their wife #consider me collapsed into a puddle #my besotted married OTP

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kaiju-krew · 9 months ago

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monarch made him merch

#spending millions of taxpayer dollars on making goji merch of his wife to keep him happy enough until she returns is a good idea trust me #didnt miss her at all btw #nuh uh #godzilla #mothra #mosugoji #mothzilla #kaiju #my art

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whathehonestfuk · 4 months ago

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Steve gets very well acquainted with hawkins general while Eddie is healing as he's wondering around when Eddie's busy (surgeries, physical therapy ect) and finds out there are babies that need to be held because they don't have anyone and nurses and doctors can't spend the necessary time to do it so he starts volunteering

Eddie is working on his mobility and was told to walk as much as he could but there's only so much walking up and down one hallway a man can take so he goes off to find Steve in the mythical land of babies (he'd heard about Steve's adventures because Steve came to hang out with spit up on his shirt once and robin complaining that it wasn't fair that all the cute nurses were obsessed with him just because he held a few newborns)

Eddie finds him swaying and cooing at the baby in his arms and man if he wasn't gone of Steve already he'd be absolutely done for

#steve is happy to see him #then goes into over protective mode because he knows for a fact eddie isnt supppsed to go this far #steddie #steve harringtons gender is wife and mother to me #they deserve soft things and a happy ending

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manzanamarim · 6 months ago

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The ✨WRIGHT ✨ ANYTHING ✨ AGENCY ✨

#marim's art #ace attorney #aa5 #phoenix wright ace attorney #phoenix wright #trucy wright #apollo justice #athena cykes #wright anything agency #something silly bc Instarted aa5 and I’m happy to see phoenix all suited up again. my wife #they will prove your innocence through psychic powers and mind reading and magic and spiky hair #first ever Athena also she is so expressive she cracks me up #aa spoilers

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