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Diomedes: That's Odysseus, cleverest of the greeks. He's probably concocting a wicked plan right now.
Odysseus *internally*: Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Penelope Pen-
#Odysseus is thinking about Penelope 24/7#no wife no happiness#odypen#odysseus x penelope#diomedes#tagamemnon#homer#epic the musical#the odyssey#epic the troy saga#epic the wisdom saga#epic the ithaca saga
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7 minutes in heaven
#hi saber this ones for you#my art#chilshi#chilchuck sandwich#dungeon meshi#happy pride month#whitbelle#senshi#chilchuck tims#THATS HIS WIFE I SHOULDNT HAVE TO BE SPECIFYING THIS BTW!!!
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chilchuck voice my wife
#dungeon meshi#delicious in dungeon#dungeon meshi spoilers#happy changelings day#chilchuck tims#senshi of izganda#marcille donato#chilchuck's wife#<- kui please. give us a name for her this is so humiliating 😭#puckpatti chils#my art#comic
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if you were at your worst, if you’re a villain or a screwup or whatever, there is a goth man dressed as a giant bat who keeps coming after you, bothering you. he sabotages your journey of self destruction over and over. ur ready to give up but he won’t let you. you think, today he won’t come. today he will give up on me too. he never does.
#batman#bruce wayne#brucellosis wayne#the man that you are#he is so ready to hang up that cape#people who say that batman cannot exist without being batman has forgotten smth#batman exists for as long as crime exists#but this man is a straight up father and he wants to sleep and he wants to hang out with his friends and he wants to play with his dog#his world is no longer that small dark place the batman was born from#justice exists as long as there is right and wrong#batman will never retire#but he prays every night that when he goes out this time harvey dent will be a lawyer again and harley will be married and happy#that joker won’t show up and mr freeze will ask him for help in saving his wife and poison ivy will partner with the WE botany department#let me help you please let me help you#and if you won’t accept my help today don’t worry i’ll be back tomorrow#dc#brucie wayne#this is a message you YOU that no matter how bad you think you are batman will never give up on you
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dndads s1 you're so special to me
#dndads#dungeons and daddies#henry oak#darryl wilson#glenn close#ron stampler#i can't draw ron seriously he is just Shapes#short hair henry is valid but that man doesn't shower do you think he's going to the barbers. he has a rat tail#also i drew that cardigan and didn't realise until after that it's the one i actually own asfgjfg#pre-trial timeline morgan is truly the dead wife of all time#ALSO i cannot take credit for the leaves in henry's hair but i can't remember where i saw it first#if i can get one person to do this stupid podcast i can die happy#this isn't an exaggeration. i think ep 1 is one of the funniest pieces of audio ever recorded#i've done it 4 times now i think and i just PISS every time
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yippee :)
#let him be happy with his wife pls#adventure time#fionna and cake#simon petrikov#golbetty#fanart#digital art#my art
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Let me know what do you think of this video, send PM
Reblog if you enjoy it!
#evahousewife#https://onlyfans.com/evahousewife#reblog#sexy#wife#happy wife#couple#aaronthehusband#sexy wives
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law birthday doodle
#everyone say happy birthday to my emo wife#group squeezing law to death starting in five minutes#trafalgar law#trafalgar d water law#one piece#my art#monkey d. luffy#eustass kid
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some domestic agathario for the soul
#agatha will not say a word in the mornings until there's a coffee in her hand HOWEVER she'll be glued to her wife#rio videogame lover but somehow sucks at minecraft and lil nicky has to teach her everything#agatha's just happy to be there#also#rio's gender in this modern au that's what i want#i am a minecraft enjoyer. yes.#agathario#agatha all along#agatha harkness#agatha x rio#rio vidal#agathario fanart#my art#evgarart
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The Doctor and River Song + Being A Besotted Old Married Couple
I’m all yours, Sweetie. Only River Song gets to call me that.
Bonus:
#doctor who#dwedit#timelordgifs#eleventh doctor#thirteenth doctor#fourteenth doctor#fifteenth doctor#river song#userparallels#usersource#tvedit#otpsource#userbbelcher#useroptional#usertelevision#userstream#doctorriver#elevenriver#twelveriver#matt smith#ok I’m done; I kept fidgeting with the coloring over and over#was driving me up a wall; but I’m happy to finally be done#I’ve been wanting to do a doctorriver + marriage gifset for weeks now#and it morphed into this; a compilation of all their little names and endearments for each other#a celebration of them being unapologetically married and in love with each other#these two#embracing and reminiscing over these stolen moments together as time closes in on them#also there was no way I was passing up David and ncuti in costume calling river their wife#consider me collapsed into a puddle#my besotted married OTP
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#enough heartbreak guys time to be happy#tho now that i think of it... it's really sad if that post was trey visiting restaurant jade works at while they never exactly be together#or trey is married to someone else; and when he got dementia even tho he didn't remember the wife he married anymore he still remembers jad#and was taken there to visit his restaurant again; or jade was called to deliver food to the aged care trey was at#augh...... also if anyone wants more clarification jade eating his own poison is implying he ended his own life#lmao what am i saying on this happy post let's get to tagging#twst#twisted wonderland#treyjade#trey clover#jade leech#fanart
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please everyone see my cute wife In the bridget cosplay she made!!!!! she even made the yoyo!!!!
#she was kinda sad only a couple people noticed her so i hope yall leave lots of cute comments and tags to make her happy. give my wife love#guilty gear bridget#cosplay#cutest prettiest girl in the world award#i helped a bit with the sewing and painting but it was like 90% her doing!!! and she never sewed a clothes before even!!!#yoyo tricks
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face of a man who just said he has no doubts max will win the wdc this year (& when sky germany disagreed he offered them a bet hahaha)
#MY BEAUTIFUL WIFE#i am so happy to have him back here#i also recorded the whole thing#so might translate all if it later#f1#formula one#formula 1#sebastian vettel#max verstappen#interlagos gp 2024#brazilian gp 2024#sao paulo gp 2024
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POV: You're Anticlea and Laertes of Ithaca and your son came back from Sparta after swearing he was just going for politics
#Now he's carving a tree bed and apparently has to race her dad? Who you may kind of have beef with? :/#...At least he seems really really fucking happy :)#Water Wife#this is about Naiad Pen btw#Mad rambles#shot by odysseus#Mad memes#penelope#penelope of ithaca#odypen#odysseus#odyssey#the odyssey#tagamemnon#greek mythology#anticlea#laertes#odysseus and penelope#odysseus x penelope#odysseus/penelope#this is funny. to me#my headcanons#join me in joyous whimsey :3#epic the musical
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monarch made him merch
#spending millions of taxpayer dollars on making goji merch of his wife to keep him happy enough until she returns is a good idea trust me#didnt miss her at all btw#nuh uh#godzilla#mothra#mosugoji#mothzilla#kaiju#my art
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Grown men giggling and kicking their feet.... [Blank Scripts AU]
#tsp blank scripts au#THESE TWO HAVE BEEN THE WORMS DANCING IN MY HEAD HELP ME 😭#I love drawing them being in love and all but lets approach it in a calmer way this time#since. you know. I always draw them tearing each other apart [lovingly]#how about I draw them acting like two middle-schoolers being in a relationship for the first time huh?#what if I made them have an innocent moment together huh#what if I drew them being happy and enjoying each other in the moment huh#what if 🤨🤨🤨#I love how normal Stanley looks when next to the Narrator [Black] when he's literally 6.2 ft [Black is 6.9 ft]#him and his tall baddie wife that he somehow got by being a loser#tsp au#the stanley parable#the stanley parable ultra deluxe#tsp#tspud#narrator tsp#tsp narrator#stanley tsp#tsp stanley#stannarrator#stanarator#stannarator#stanarrator#my drawing museum
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