#BUT THE image of young pre-merriage ody having a one night stand with the brothers haunted me
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How I imagine OdyDio to work out (based off of @akaittou s "Hold to your Vows)
Dio: I dont want to make you break your wedding vows-
Ody: My wife gave me leave to get fuck who I want to
Dio: Rly?
Ody: Yeah.
Dio: Oh good for m-
Ody: I never fucked a man though
Dio: ...Thats bullshit
Ody: Yeah youre right
Dio: So...who was it?
Ody: ....
Dio: 🤨
Ody: .......listen-
Dio: Ody-
Ody: ...
Dio: ...
Ody: Meneleaus
Dio: Oh, that's not sur-
Ody: ...and Agamemnon
Dio: What.
Ody: ...
Dio: Together?
Ody: ....
Dio: Oh...oh gods
#odydio#odysseus x diomedes#tw: suggestive language#ITS A MEME#i dont ship ody with anyone but Penelope and Dio#BUT THE image of young pre-merriage ody having a one night stand with the brothers haunted me#half disturbed half hilarious#odysseus#diomedes#menelaus#agamemnon#tagamemnon
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