#dinner suggestions

[im-on-your-side-always]

somebody please suggest me something for dinner that involves cheese. a lot of cheese. 😅😅

[hailsatanacab]

A Persuasive Argument - dpxdc

"Great!" Danny says, clapping his hands together to get everyone's attention. The dinner table falls silent as everyone looks towards him. It's a full house today and, honestly, Danny's a little nervous. "I'm sure you're all wondering why I gathered you here today."

"It's dinnertime. In our house." Duke mutters, while doing a very bad job of concealing his yawn. He holds his fork poised over the braised beef, but, just like everyone else, still looks towards Danny before tucking in. It's intriguing enough to wait.

"Yeah, no one misses Alfie's dinner." Dick says, with a brilliant smile that Danny can't help but return.

"Precisely! What better time to talk to you all than when you're all actually here!"

"Wait, I thought you came round to work on our English essays?" Tim asks, blinking owlishly.

"I'm afraid I've lured you here under false pretences, Tim."

"This is where I live."

"I would still really appreciate help on that essay though, I mean, what the hell is Hamlet even about? I just don't get that old time-y language, like 'Hark! A ghost hath killed me!' - absolute rubbish, what does that even mean?"

"The ghost never kills anyone in Hamlet, he's there to tell Hamlet that he was murdered. Have you actually read it?"

"No, but it sounds like you have. Tim, I want this guy to help me with my essay instead. I know for a fact that you haven't read Hamlet, either."

"So? We don't need Jason, I've read the Sparknotes."

"Hi Jason, I'm Danny, pleasure to meet you, summarise Hamlet in three sentences or less."

"Am I auditioning to help you write your essays? I can't believe you’ve gone through your whole school life without reading it, it’s good!"

"Hamlet, along with a number of other classics, was banned in our house because it portrayed ghosts as intelligent and sympathetic beings rather than evil, animalistic beasts. I didn’t even get to see The Muppet's Christmas Carol until last year with Tim! It was surprisingly good, and I hate Christmas because everyone always argued and it sucked. But we're getting off topic. I—"

"No, no, please go back to that, because what the fu—"

"Boys, please." Bruce interrupts, looking to the world as if he wants to hang his head in his hands. "Danny, you were about to say something?"

"Oh, yeah, Mr. Wayne! Thanks!"

"Please, call me Bruce."

"Well, that very succinctly brings me to my point, because I'd actually really like to call you dad."

Nobody says a word. Nobody even blinks, all as shocked as the other, watching open-mouthed as Danny pulls his laptop out from beside his chair. Bruce can definitely feel a headache coming on.

"Before you say anything, I've prepared a 69 slide PowerPoint presentation on why you, Bruce Wayne, should adopt me, Danny Last-Name-Pending. Please save your questions, comments, and verdict until the end, thank you."

[qifreyplushie]

i beg you, eat me up. want me down to my marrow. 💘

[a-clown-with-wings]

Separate ref because I need it for… stuff.

:) I’m so hungry right now.

[the-one-who-lambs]

gift @bamsara

still png because i don't know why the gif is so crunchy

[winepresswrath]

sudden yearning for time travelling teen jiang fengmian lands at lotus pier fic that winds up being about a perfectly nice kid having a varying series of "oh no. i don't like that. that's a lot" reactions.

[letternotekisses]

If there’s one thing you should never do - it’s make a bet with someone like Mauga.

It was a stupid decision to promise him absolutely anything he could ever want if he beat you. You should have seen the dangerous glint lurking in the crimson of his eyes, the grin curling his lips when he shook your hand - you should’ve declined his offer in the first place.

Note to self - never prank your boss to win a bet. Not only did you lose said bet, but Akande had you on desk duty, too.

Although, you don’t find yourself hating the repercussions all that much. It’s almost hard to stay mad at Mauga when he’s smoothing his palm over your exposed belly, his fingers occasionally dipping down to tease the band of your underwear while he busies his mouth with the plush flesh of your tits.

He makes his way down at an uncharacteristically slow pace, his sharp canines grazing your gentle flesh as he presses open-mouth kisses down your body. Your eyes flit down to find his staring right back at you - a dangerous hunger in his gaze that almost has you kicking your panties off yourself.

Mauga’s hair trails his shoulders when he leans to hook his thumbs into your waistband, pocketing that souvenir for later before he parts your legs, spreading you wide so he can get a good look at you. He opens you up for him, like he’s unwrapping the best birthday gift in the world.

“D’aw, look at that.” He purrs, his head dipping between your thighs to trace his tongue over your cunt. “Soaked. Just f’me?”

Your head is dizzy, pussy clenching painfully around nothing. Mauga’s voice not at all helping your terminal case of horny when all you want is something thick and hard filling you up. He hoists you down his bed by the ankles so that he can sling your legs over his shoulders, grinning down at you in a malicious way that told you that you were likely leaving this room with a limp of some sorts.

“Make the most of it,” You huff, trying to remain indifferent despite the incessant throb between your legs, “After this, I’m never making another bet with you again.”

Somehow you both know that’s a lie.

[fizzytoo]

sudden storm caused a power outage :( luckily, there's battery powered radios and board games to pass the time

[toxic77340106]

hii, I haven't been super active here and I'm sorry for that. my mental health has been slipping like crazy and I haven't had a whole bunch of motivation to post. here's raiden for now though ‼️‼️

drawing suggestions are appreciated btw !!

[feyburner]

Truly truly horrible caring for an aging animal where you need to be so loving and compassionate all the time but also the messes are constant like every 1-2 hours and you haven’t slept through the night in a year bc she’s incontinent now and wakes up to shit and will eat her own shit and make herself sick unless you jump out of bed at 3am to immediately clean it and you feel guilty and anxious every single time you leave the house even if your roommates are there to check on her and it is just going to keep getting worse and worse and worse. Remember when your entire life didn’t revolve around someone being home for the dog and you could leave the house (and write???) for more than 2 hours even if your roommates were gone, and your roommates leaving for a week didn’t mean you’d be stuck in the house for 7 days? And also you weren’t in a constant state of worry and guilt and preemptive grieving? That was so crazy

[thegalaxyinapaperbag2]

messy bobutter doodles + redraw of the esteemed crossover episode (click on images for full quality obviously)

[thatsbelievable]

[afternoonapocalypse]

Guess who made salsa from scratch today.

[jokingluna]

One of several lovely suggestions from @maudyoulook

Expect to see more of them in the next couple of days. If you would like to suggest a joke, please do! We cannot always use them for various reasons, such as already having used the joke, but we can always use new material!

[corvidcas]

i think part of the reason people are so hateful about fat people is because theyre not fat, even though they put little to no effort into their diet and daily activity levels. even if they dont live healthy lifestyles and theyre not trying to, and theyre still a "normal" weight. and because theyre ignorant and resistant to learning about how peoples bodily functions vary wildly, anyone who is fat must have brought it upon themselves by being extra lazy or extra glutinous and if they were normal they wouldnt be fat and its soooo easy to not be fat because look at them theyre not fat. which is so fucking stupid because so many people complain about how skinny people exist without "earning" how skinny they are, theyre literally just like that even if they eat tons of food because they're trying desperately not to be skinny. but the opposite cant be true for fat people apparently. fatness is always a direct consequence of abnormal habits apparently.

[mrghostrat]

to add to the 'Aziraphale has a beard for a work event' but he literally never says that's his wife, he just says that's his partner (because, she is. she is a business partner! she helps him run the social media of his restoration gig or whatever) and keeps insisting that he doesn't want to get married, she keeps referring to aziraphale by his full name and when she sees crowley she is absolutely DELIGHTED !!! she also starts flirting with him and to everyone on the outside it's like: OHHH!!! THEY'RE POLYAMOROUS!!!!!! to crowley it's like: oh im so screwed meanwhile aziraphale is like: STOP I DONT KNOW IF HE'S STRAIGHT OR NOT PLEASE meanwhile this partner is like: he may enjoy women but i think he might enjoy you a 300% more babes. (advocating for ms sandwich as the beard/hj)

OHHOH LET ME CLARIFY

aziraphale's beard is. his actual wife. they are married, but they are both gay: he is equally her skirt. if anything, it's more for her than it is for him.

so when he rocks up to the work event with his wife, that's his actual fuckin wife who he is married to, who he holds hands with and looks INCREDIBLY SHEEPISH to introduce crowley to, because he has such fun at work with him and hadn't really thought this far ahead, honestly hadn't even realised crowley was going to be at the event. and he's a bit devastated because now crowley's going to think he isn't interested in him, but it was absolutely just as real for him as it was for crowley, but how the hell is he supposed to explain that ahhh yes i'm married technically but it's quite alright, i assure you! we can totally keep flirting and maybe see where this thing goes, just ignore her and errr maybe keep your voice down--

BUT IN A GOOFY SILLY KIND OF WAY??