#dingus dog

[carterashofficial]

Daisy is 3 today, and celebrated with lots of tennis balls, a crinkly squirrel toy, and she tried to eat my glasses again.

Tedboy had to go to the vet b/c the dingus ripped off another declaw

[shushmal]

steve wearing a shirt that says dingus

eddie wearing a shirt that says doofus

on the back 'if lost, return to robin'

robin's shirt says 'i'm robin WHERE IS MY DINGUS AND DOOFUS???'

[puppy-steve]

yall have planted the "steve has a good mom that supports him and eddie" worms into my brain

[gorgonstaringcontest]

Dog has been getting fussy and picky about the food I was giving her. Nothing's wrong, it's just a natural consequence of her life up until now.

The first night she was with me and for the first couple of weeks, I cooked her food myself to get her eating comfortably and up to a healthy weight. Then tried introducing actual pet foods because I was worried she wasn't getting exactly the right nutrients.

The brands swapped around because of availability and finding better options and did my best to smoothly transition between them. In the meantime, I'd give her things just for the joy of seeing her try things for the first time - chicken, roast lamb, blueberries, egg. She loved them all.

Then, she really started eating a lot. So I did what I thought was logical - bought in bulk of the food she liked. She'd tried a lot different things by this point so the newness was dying down, but about 3/4ths the way through the bulk food I bought, she just... Stopped being interested.

She went off the wet food first, and seemed to only want dry and to drink more water. Seemed fine. But then, she got sick of the dry food - only eating it begrudgingly after I'd eaten like "well, if this is all there is". So I bought different dry food, and it was okay for like a week and a bit and then, meh. Tried mixing the wet and dry together (actually mixing not just in the same bowl) and that was apparently the worst of both worlds.

So... Dog is apparently a gourmand now. She has a refined palate, and seeks new experiences.

According to advice I could find on the matter, the suggestion was to mix new things into the existing food to spice things up a bit.

I bought things to do this today, and she just... Didn't eat her lunch. Not interested, but kept doing the "feed me" things. So I decided that if it was a flavour sensation she wanted, she'd get it. And this way I could see if she didn't like any of it and could cull it from being mixed in in future.

Now we all understand dogs don't taste things the way we do, which is good, because although each individual thing is something I eat, the resulting mix was a bit more adventurous than most people would be. I made a plain rice congee, roasted off some sweet potato, pumpkin, and carrot, steamed some peas and corn, and sauteed some beef strips and - the real star of the show - liver. Topped it off with a few blueberries and some diced dried apricot as well and decided to really spoil her with a drizzle of peanut butter.

Dog was ecstatic. Ate her whole dinner. Licked the bowl clean. And then came and gave me lots of attention, very clearly pleased with the evening's offering, before going back to lick the bowl again in case a single molecule of flavour was left behind. She licked my hands, because I can only assume they smell a bit like the food from cooking it.

Every time I go NEAR the kitchen, she goes and sits by the fridge, because she saw that I cooked multiple meals worth of food and put the rest in there - the mana from heaven is trapped in the food prison, as far as she's concerned.

So I'm heading to bed now and, and she's curled up in her bed with a full tummy, which makes me glad. Aside from the extremely deadly liver-tinged dogfart that she perpetrated that is going to lead me to sleep with the windows open even though it's like 13°, I feel like I've achieved responsible dog parent status.

And for those wondering - liver is something I've eaten since I was a kid, no it's not because of rewatching Hannibal, yes I was tempted to see if dogs can have fava beans but no didn't actually check.

[badly-drawn-lethal-company]

What monster scares you the most? (Individually and as a group)

Dingus - Hoarding Bug

Imp - Barber

Potato Chip - Eyeless Dog

TeeBee - Bracken

[noodleannon]

this is my pupper

my son

my snoot-haver

the chungus

the flompha minus the flomph

the.. the doofus

this, my friends, is Tony; the idiot I live with.

[cozycraftzbl]

Life is good without the cone of shame

[cowchickenbeefpork]

me seeing Ed split on Oswald but in. A distinctly bpd way like every time it is never a npd way of splitting only bpd when we have seen Ed npd split on both Kristen and even Lee when they dated for that one week. I’m going insane

[sapphicwitchstudio]

Update on pups. Gus is doing really well. We have a bit of seperation anxiety (RIP THE CRATE AND DOOR MOLDING AND CARPET) but we are working on it and so far he's been an amazing pup. Some highlights of our walkies!

[theradicalkanji]

Dingus was sitting on the couch looking very pretty so I sat down next to her to try to get a pic. Unfortunately, she didn't approve me me sitting next to her and not petting her.

[geegland]

tryin to pass the blunt to the friend who only drinks n doesn’t smoke and they look at me like this

[carterashofficial]

Tweedledee and Tweedledum

They are ridiculous creatures

[ranposgirlboss]

HIHI I want to request a written and appearance matchup for Bungo stray dogs

First of all for my hobbies I like to do

-baking

-cooking

-singing

-writing

-video games

-drawing

-basketball

I do have anxiety when being with a bunch of people bc I will always feel like their looking at me-

And that I’m mostly quiet and respectful and mature with people I’m not close too or with family

But with people I am close to I can be quite loud and have the humor of a 12 year old boy (jk I’m funnier then that)

I’m pretty forgetful for example I will forget to wear my glasses and sometimes I forget to do things

I’m not a clean freak or anything but I do like to organize stuff so it’s easier to find :D

I am bisexual and nonbinary

I use they/he pronouns and I mostly want people to use non gendered terms for me but I’m fine with gendered stuff a bit just don’t call me a girl or a boy

I’m Hispanic Puerto Rican and Trinidadian so you know the food I cook is good 💪

And I got them mom hands anyways I also am willing to try different stuff from different cultures (I’m only a little bit picky)

I am quite calm most times tho but kinda not empathetic as the average person but i try🫶

I get called mom as a joke by my friends and chuuyas the father

I hyper-fixate on a lot of things lol

Whenever I get excited they way I stun is by hitting my thighs which is a very concerning thing but don’t worry im fine :D

I have a mole on my nose, shoulder and chest which I love lol and I have sharp teeth >:)

I’m tan but there was tan options and I’m too tired to make another one T-T also my hair is curlier then this💪

THANKS FOR REQUESTING!! you never said what gender u wanted so i just went the safe option with the guys!!

WRITTEN MATCHUP...

CHUUYA

(EDITING SIMP HERE- I DIDNT EVEN READ ABOUT U BEING THE MOM OF UR FRIEND GROUP AND CHUUYA BEING THE FATHER AND I STILL CHOSE CHUUYA BYE)

ENOUGH CALMNESS TO BE CHILL BUT ENOUGH SILLINESS TO BE ENERGETIC SOMETIMES I SEE??? WELL THEN... I PRESENT TO YOU....CHUUYA!!! chuuya would DEF appreciate u cleaning up ur stuff bc i can see him getting HELLA annoyed if you didn't. he also likes that you can be serious whenever you need to be...UNLIKE SOMEONE.

APPEARANCE MATCHUP...

JOUNO

OK HEARRRRR MEE OUTTTT THE VOICES IN MY HEAD TOLD ME THIS WAS THE RIGHT CHOICE SO I WENT WITH IT

THANK U FOR REQUESTING MY INBOX IS ALWAYS OPEN ᕙ( ͡◉ ͜ ʖ ͡◉)���

[samu-sa-no-okami]

Cayne has appeared! What to do?

Kick

Run away

Take picture

Violate

[tehloserprince]

I swear he's taunting me.

Like. I would give anything to achieve this level of ✨️comfort✨️

[xxdarkheartxx]

He’s so important cause they all show different types of abuse and trauma

Everyone there acknowledges some form of trauma, even shadow heart does eventually.

But with Gale, you basically have to beat it into him that *no* Mystra wasn’t doing anything with his well being in mind. *No*, she never really loved him. *No*, they were never going to be equals.

Because Gale loves so much and his mind refuses to believe that who he thought was the most amazing and wonderful love of his life actually never cared much for him in the first place. Because she’s a goddess. She’s magic, she’s everything. How could she, who *used to be mortal*, ever think him as less?

The way many in the bg3 fandom go:

Astarion: Abused/Traumatized

Shadowheart: Abused/Traumatized

Lae'zel: Abused/Traumatized

Karlach: Abused/Traumatized

Wyll: Abused/Traumatized

Gale:...is a wizard.

Will be part of my villain origin story, cuz y'all the point was apparently like 12ft above your heads.