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Talked my family into doing christmas next wednesday a few days ago. Last night mom goes on about how everything is bought and ready to go to do christmas on christmas eve. And then is offended and upset when I am like no, we decided on wednesday. But because i didnt answer the phone the other day, while in an appointment for my kid- her boyfriend decided that was an agreement to do everything christmas eve.
Like fine I will be the asshole, its not a family thing if my husband isnt there. I dont care that she did things without my dad when he did shift work. Maybe thats why they were miserable (so many issues) but we aren't them.
Especially not when we bought stuff for homemade nachos and want to have a little quiet christmas for once. If the options are go and be miserable and not have him there and him feeling like hes not wanted, or having an enjoyable not stressful night building legos with the kid and then watching my favorite christmas movie together? Thats a no fuckin brainer.
You see, marrying my best friend is never a problem for me, the problem is the fact it gave me the ability to look at people who can only love me conditionally and then tell them no. Which is only a me problem when I decide to be a problem.
And right now I am this close to being an exploding nuclear reactor's worth of a problem because trying to manipulate me does not go over well.
#i need to get mom a gaslight gatekeep girlboss something and she wouldnt get that its not a compliment#i know shes sad and lonely. but ive offered solutions and ideas and can only take so much of my time being spent#with the problem bc she chooses to let it continue bc the only other option in her mind is to be Alone Forever#i would rather be single then in a relationship with someone who makes me feel abandoned and unwanted#ding dong ditch the whole thing#but im also not afraid to ask for what i want and shes never even tried that lol makes things a million times easier#if you just fuckin talk to each other. to each other not at each other. which can be a struggle when both have audio processing probs#my tired migraine and i are going to go paint#the witch speaks
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oghhhh this orym imogen convo. this thing you have had on you your whole life isnt what you thought it was. does it taint it for you? no. nothing about my life is really what i thought it would be. does it taint it for you? yeah. a little bit.
thats us. thats me and him. lots of people have cried and wept under these moons.
maybe its fate. thats what they're trying to get rid of, you know?
im not worried about you. are you lying? im always telling the truth.
get some sleep. dont beat yourself up too much.
#critical role#cr spoilers#c3e49#cr liveblogging#orym#imogen temult#uGh im gonna need to transcribe that whole thing later bc AGH#scene#ding dong ditch squad
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Price’s kids each having a favorite uncle (Gaz, Soap, Simon) is my favorite thought
Price is pissed that his daughter speaks with uncle Soap’s Scottish accent and says things like “Steamin’ Jesus!” when she spills her juice or breaks a crayon
His son, bless his heart, took it to heart when uncle Si said that he’s so big and strong because he eats his spinach (because he overheard that the li’l man said he hates spinach). Poor kid gags and chokes it down every day, no matter what his mum has made for dinner
Having uncle Kyle as the favorite made sense to Price… until Gaz spends the whole weekend teaching the little ones how to prank their old dad; setting up a whoopee cushion in his recliner, making prank calls from Gaz’s phone, ding-dong ditching from the front door, then running to the back door and doing it again
#captain john price#captain price#call of duty#john price#cod headcanons#price headcannon#kyle gaz garrick#gaz cod#gaz headcanons#price headcanons#soap headcannon#soap#john soap mactavish#simon riley#simon ghost riley#ghost headcanons#soap headcanons#141 headcanons
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high with stiles headcanon:
stiles x reader thoughts
just want to smoke a joint with this pretty boy
you would introduce weed to him one day in high school, saying you got it from danny or whoever and suggesting it as a way to calm down and take a break from everything going on around them
he would cough like a bitch at the first hit and definitely be one to pull a "I don't think I feel anything" and then sit in silence for a few minutes just to start giggling to himself
"what?" "oh, did I not say my joke out loud?" "no" "oh. i don't remember it"
it would become a secret little ritual for the two of you when you needed a break from reality, stiles looking forward to the alone time with you
stiles would be so quick to get paranoid at literally any noise or shadow he encountered
"what was that" "stiles, that was me sitting on the couch next to you" "oh"
which is funny, because he would also love to put on horror movies and curl up with you on the couch, jumping so hard at times that the popcorn would go flying
you two would get really into your adventures, wandering the woods and looking for clues to whatever was currently going on in the town
of course, that would be until he heard a branch snap (of his own doing, obviously) and called it quits
you would go on walks for hours, passing a joint between the two of you and pointing out different constellations and him telling you the different stories
firm believer he would get really into pranking scott when you were out of these walks, thinking it was the funniest thing in the world to ding dong ditch scotts house and run away cackling
"stiles, I'm going to call your dad!" "shit, go go go!"
he would get insane munchies, trashing the kitchen while making the wildest new concoctions and having you blindfold taste test them
he would also then lay on the couch and groan, complaining about how full he was
"I don't think I can ever eat again" "ditto" "... do we still have any oreos"
he would get so horny
I think the rush and feeling of getting high would get him so hard, and he'd have to will himself not to stare at you and drool
getting high would scramble his adhd riddled mind even more, causing him to jump from one thought to another at a more intense rate than normal
it would be his downfall
one night, both on his door steps and a joint in hand, he'd start rambling about something and get distracted by how you looked in the moonlight, shifting his rant to how much he liked you. he would get lost, absolutely going on about everything about you that was amazing to him
you'd stare back at him, just in awe as he spoke, and one thing would lead to another and you'd kiss him, thankful for the haze of the weed leaving you feeling bolder
after that, you guys would smoke and make out for hours, absolutely focused on how your lips felt against each other, and the buzz that radiated throughout your whole body
stiles had never been so happy to do drugs
#dylan o'brian imagine#imagine#scott mccall#stiles stilinksi fanfiction#stiles stilinski#stiles x reader#teen wolf#teen wolf stiles#beacon hill#stiles stilinksi imagine#stiles stilinksi x reader#stiles stilinksi smut#stiles stilinkski headcanon#headcanon#high stiles#joints#void stiles#stiles x oc#teen wolf au
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somebody’s watching me — ghostface scaramouche x gn reader
warnings: stalking, nothing really happens ^^, small cliffhanger, mainly just dialogue tbh,
notes: i’ve never watched scream so im just going off of my dick and youtube summarys😭
the thirty-first of october was never a big deal to you. it just meant that more people would be wearing masks and others slutty cat costumes that showed more skin that you’d like.
kids would ring your door bell and even occasionally ding-dong-ditch your property, thinking it was funny.
as much as you’d enjoy the holiday in the comfort of your own home, your roommate was rather keen of going to a costume party that won’t be over till five in the morning—meaning: you’ll be home alone for the whole night.
that’s not a bad idea, right?
they left earlier than you’d like, around four in the afternoon to help set up some things. you didn’t really care—it just gave you more freedom, even thought you’ll probably just coop yourself in your room.
downstairs, in the kitchen, you had the liberty of foraging through the fridge to make yourself something. it hadn’t even been a few hours but you felt a little bit sceptic.
what type of party needs to be prepared for at four? maybe a big one, you reason, but the aching feeling didn’t leave. you’re going crazy.
you sigh, closing the fridge. there’s nothing good in there—let alone still fresh. the snacks in the pantry sound so good right now…
but before you could even glance over to the snacks, the phone rang. it wasn’t yours; it was a house-phone, built with the wires of your shared home.
you usually ignored calls but with the growing suspicion in your mind, you cautiously picked it up.
on the other line, at first, was only heavy breathing. it made you cringe just a tad bit. it was low and disturbing and you had the urge to just hang up right then, right there.
but you didn’t and then, “hey, y/n.”
you pause. you didn’t know the person but they knew you. it was… offputting, to say the least.
”hey….” ignoring the voice crack, you continue. “do i know you?”
there was an awkward silence and you subconsciously leaned in closer to hear better. the voice spoke once more, “maybe you do, maybe you don’t.” that’s so helpful.
you roll your eyes. ”that’s not creepy at all.” you considered hanging up, but what else did you have left to do in the house? you would’ve just been stuck there, alone.
the person on the phone spoke again, their voice hitching a bit—they might be using a voice-changer. “wanna take a guess?”
"do i want to take a guess at a rando calling me on halloween?" you lean on the wall, your boredom tempting you to play with the phone string.
there was another silence over the phone before a small laugh come out. it sounded slightly forced, like it was awkward.
"you didn't answer my question. come on—guess." their voice was eager, like a small child who just asked you 'guess what' with the biggest grin on their faces.
"i don't know—why don't you give me a hint?"
"but where's the fun in that? come on," they edged you on, "i'll give you three tries."
they wasn't taking no for an answer.
it was truly a dumb idea to stay on the line with them—they weren't even telling you their name. "fine," you submit to the 'game' they were playing.
"are you a certain ginger?"
"ajax? oh please... guess again." they knew one of your close friends, which now that you think about it, isn't a really hard thing to know.
"yelan?" it could be, but then again would she really waster her time with this? the answer wasn't definite, so it'd be best to get it out of the way.
"pulling out the big guns, huh?" they teased. their voice grew a tiny bit louder, as if they were pulling the phone closer to themselves, and it rang with a small echo as they spoke. "one try left, sweetie. make it count."
you scoff, a slight feeling of perception getting to you. the house felt cold and the phone felt like a bright fire, burning you but you couldn't pull away. "can you give me a hint? i'm working with nothing."
there was a pause over the phone. their breath stopped before it was wheezed out into a laugh.
"you can't figure it out? you're pulling my leg here..!"
you shouldn't be too stressed out over this. the mere conversation barely had lasted minutes but it had felt likes hours by now. you gulp and, with sweaty hands, grab the phone tighter against your ear. the feeling your being watched only increases and your eyes start darting places you'd never really consider suspicious.
the windows were faintly open but you could still see out of them. the front door didn't have a blind or curtain drooped over it so the view was certain. even the small gap in your floorboards felt nauseating.
"come on. give me a hint or i'll hang up." you threaten.
they were quick. "don't hang up."
"why not?"
an eerie silence came. not a slight hitch, no heavy breathing, no wheezed out voices.
the wind began to breeze, as if it knew you were terrified. the bushes shook and the trees grew faintly touched by it.
"what's your favorite scary movie?" as if you weren't scared enough, they had to ask that.
you shuddered. you pressed your back against the wall, hesitantly responding in a rushed whisper. "why do you ask?"
"it feels like i should ask." they chimed. "this probably feels like a horrir movie to you, eh?" there was a tiny chuckle at the end of their sentence which only made you scoff.
the voice over the phone continued. "you get a phone call from an unknown number, you pick up and it turns out to be a random person asking you questions. they start getting a little too personal and—well, you can see where i'm going with this."
you scoff, trying to maintain a look of confidence like you're not scared shitless. "that only happens in movies."
a pause was quick to come, again, before they talked. the playful and eager tone was gone, now just a taint of irritation and boredom. "does it, now?
look to the right."
your breath hitches. your back subconsciously tried to push your further against the wooden walls, trying to sink and hide from whatever was there. "i don't want to."
"i'm not asking."
"m-make me." you stutter out. it was definitely a bad idea to say that, but you didn't dwell on it for too long as they—or he, now spoke.
the voice changer was off, no—it wasn't coming from the phone. it was from your porch. the door was locked but he still had the decency to knock.
he seemed to ignore your indecent comment. "i'm gonna ask you again. you wanna take a guess at who i am before—eh, that'll spoil things..." he scoffed shortly after, a small shadow showing his motion from the late sun's set.
his voice was clear now and it was terrifying. how couldn't you have guessed was beyond your biggest problem.
"...scara. that's...you, isn't it."
"took you long enough, but i'm not one to hold grudges. just open the door and we'll talk." his tone was shallow. the words echoed in your ears like he was everywhere yet nowhere at the same time. just how crazy is he?
"leave me alone, scara. i don't want to talk." your hands slipped away from the phone, letting it sway in the air and taking a small step back. you might've forgotten he could see you—"y/n. where do you think you're going?
surely you're not running from me. come on, we're such old friends! you can't leave me hanging now."
his voice grew more impatient at your ignorance.
"y/n, come on! you can't run or hide from me. i know where to look. open the damn door or i'll force myself in there."
he scoffs, loud enough for you, wherever you are, to hear.
"shit—y/n, you bitch. i'm finding you one way or a-fucking-nother." he fiddles with the front door's doorknob. it was scrambled by the aggressive pounding on your door.
it was loud but you doubted your neighbors, gone for trick or treating in the richer neighborhoods, heard it. you were alone.
the voice didn't stop, only seemingly getting louder and louder. the knocks turned into bashes of force you would assume came from slamming his head against the wood. too much was happening and your heart didn't stop racing.
questions filled your mind as to why he was there.
why?!
surely what you did wasn't that bad! it was a prank, a silly old prank.
anyone could've pulled it—everyone else did do it, so why were you so different?!
why were you, maybe even, first?!
it startled you, every pulse, every kick, every scream, every echo, every slam, every fucking little sound he made unti it stopped.
it finally stopped.
you were okay.
he was gone.
he gave up.
he quit.
you're not in danger anymore.
you're safe to come out now. he won't hurt you.
the faint footsteps you heard back away from the carpeted floors only fueled your thinking. the floorboards creaked as you slightly shifted, even more as he walked off.
your breath was unnecessarily heavier now, even though you'd managed to calm down. the faint voices in your mind, repeating his words, only grew stronger.
the footsteps from the carpeted floor grew louder and louder, so had the breathing you figured out wasn't even your own, and the voices in your head weren't from your head.
they stopped soon enough, only leaving an echo from where you were hiding.
"you should've chosen a better hiding spot. remember those words?
you thought it was hilarious to watch me suffer, didn't you?"
the creaking and the silence stomps grew louder. the breathing was quieter as if trying to scare you more than you were already.
"too bad, you're as easy to stalk as you are easy to read. maybe we could've talk if you had answered the door."
#simon.txt#scaramouche#genshin#genshin impact#scaramouche x reader#wanderer x reader#scaramouche x gender neutral reader#scaramouche x gn reader#wanderer x gender neutral reader#wanderer x gn reader#genshin x gn reader#genshin impact x gn reader#genshin impact x gender neutral reader#genshin x gender neutral reader#genshin x you#scaramouche x you#wanderer x you#genshin fanfic#genshin impact fanfic#ghostface scaramouche AU
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SECRET SANTA ౨ৎ⋆˚。⋆
an unknown person keeps sending you gifts, who could it be? ⊹♡
yuma x reader
genre. fluff (lowercase intended)
wc. 1.2k
a/n. first andteam fic, i hope this is as good as you guys expected~ also the yuma pic fuelled this whole thing, he looks so cute omg (´°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥ω°̥̥̥̥̥̥̥̥`)
warning for mentions of death jokes!
at first, you thought it was a game of ding-dong-ditch. that was until you saw a gift sitting outside your door. it was a box— nicely covered with wrapping paper with cats and sharks on it, adorned with a small note on top.
you looked left and right for anyone who could’ve given this present, though it must’ve been a magician, considering no one was on either side.
“for: y/n, i hope you enjoy december. from: big cat” was what was written on the note. big cat? who was ‘big cat’? it was hard enough to think about who would have sent you this, even harder was thinking about someone you knew who could represent a cat.
you hastily picked up your phone, fingers basically shooting holes through the screen with how aggressively you typed.
“did any of you guys send me a present?” pressing enter, you send it to your friends: nicholas, maki, fuma, taki, harua, ej, k, and jo.
“nope, not me. i’m broke.” nicholas instantly replied.
“it’s from ‘big cat’… who’s big cat?…” you had your suspicions on nicholas, especially because you always thought he represented the face of a cat, but you remembered his financial state. surely he couldn’t have bought you a present.
the rest of your friends defended themselves, all collectively saying no.
“you have a secret admirer, y/n!” you could hear haruas giggles through the screen.
more under the cut!
“be quiet, haru.” followed by a string of rolling eye emojis.
you gently tore the wrapping paper as if it would hurt the person, and pulled the box out, recognising it as a prada box. your jaw immediately dropped.
“okay guys… who sent the prada box…” you had to re-type the sentence almost four times because of how illegible the typos were.
“PRADA??” all your friends were astonished by the brand, you could imagine their shocked faces.
you were rethinking everything now. did you have a stalker? how could the ‘cat’ know that you’ve wanted the bag for so long? you always told your friends about how much you needed a prada bag, and how you would ‘die’ if you didn’t get it. but fear not, you wouldn’t be dying anytime soon.
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after the first gift, you thought you wouldn’t get another. maybe one on christmas day, but not one everyday.
your new found collection of very expensive gifts grew, and grew. of course, you appreciated the gifts, and how well suited they were for you, everything somehow embodied you, but you just wished you knew who sent the gifts to you. you’d want to meet the sender over any gift.
little did you know that day would come soon.
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a familiar voice rang from behind you, harua. “y/n! wanna go out with the guys for christmas? plus, you can meet our new friend.” a sly grin formed on his face at the end of his sentence, one that wasn’t just happy to see you. though, you would usually reject anyone’s offer who had that sort of unsettling expression, you accepted his invite.
you woke up to snow falling from the sky, a beaming layer of snow covering the ground, the air was replaced with the sweet smell of gingerbread men, it was the perfect christmas morning.
“about to leave, see you guys in a while!!” you quickly sent a text to your friends before leaving, not before grabbing your scarf, and wrapping it round your neck.
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a hand waved up in the air of the cafe, catching your attention, then noticing it was haruas. you scurried over to the table, greeting all your friends, then noticed the odd one out, a boy with pink hair who you never saw before.
“i’m yuma,” the boy smiled, giving you a small wave.
“i’m y/n,” reciprocating his smile and sitting down.
as the other eight chatted together, you and yuma got to know one another better. you told yuma about yourself, and your hobbies, and yuma did the same. he was so invested to tell you about his interests— he was rambling on about every little detail. though it could’ve been annoying or boring to others, you wanted to know more about everything he said. you were completely immersed in his story that you didn’t notice that everyone had been staring at you two. “wrap it up, yuma. we have to go.” fuma was already standing up, ready to leave. “i hope i’ll see you again, y/n.” yuma bid you goodbye, as you both shared a smile. “me too, yuma.”
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though you thought the christmas luck was over, the night didn't end until you got another gift. except this time the gift was a small folded note, that lay apologetic in front of your door.
even though you got your daily gift, you still felt upset because of your missed opportunity. you knew you’d love yuma from the start, but you didn’t call after him to get his number. why? your meeting might’ve been your first and last, so why did you let the moment pass? but you must get over things. your fingers lingered over the edge of the paper as you opened it. a line of numbers were the only things that filled the paper, leaving you dumbfounded. but you thankfully realised: it was a phone number.
it was odd. no words were followed by the number, nothing to tell you about the number.
you punched the numbers into your contacts list, and sent the number a text:
“who are you?”
“oh, hi y/n :)”
“merry christmas, i forgot to tell you when we met”
“we met???”
“can we meet up… again?”
“where?”
“luné park, i’ll see you there”
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usually, you wouldn’t meet up with a stranger who said that you’d already met them, especially when you didn’t have a clue who it could’ve been, but something made you want to know who it was, even when it could be a murderer.
you sat on the swings at the park, scrolling on your phone as you waited for your big cat. “y/n?” your head perked up from the sweet tone, calling your name. “yuma? what’re you doing here?” you didn’t have a clue what he was doing here, all you wanted to do was find your mystery gift sender. “i said we’d meet at luné park, right?” he giggled, his soft smile adorned on his face. “you’re big cat?” your eyes widened, only now realising that he had been sending you such lavish gifts. his hand shot behind his neck, a warm glow growing on his cheeks. “yeah…” he seemed more embarrassed now.
you couldn’t have wished it was anyone else.
you got off the swing, giving him a hug. his scent was warm, like hot chocolate. your hand crept up to his head as you played with the longer parts of his hair that felt like velvet, despite its heavy dyed colour. “but why did you send gifts to me?” you asked him after you let him go. “you don’t get it?” he pulled you back, looking you straight in the eyes. “i like you, y/n.” the air around you went still. it felt as if you and yuma were the only people on earth. somehow, you stumbled on all your words just trying to start your sentence. which made you realise you needed to have another way to show yuma that you loved him too.
you kissed him on the cheek. you had to stand on your tiptoes, holding onto yuma as you gave him a peck on the cheek. when you stood back from yuma, you saw his already existing blush grow brighter.
“be my— no, can i be your boyfriend?” he took up your hands, pleading like a puppy.
“yes, yuma.”
#andteam#&team maki#&team taki#&team harua#&team jo#&team yuma#&team ej#&team fuma#&team k#&team nicholas#&team#kpop#kpop au#fanfic#kpop smau#smau#kpop boys#kpop bg#kpop icons#kpop layouts#kpop moodboard#kpop smut#kpop girls#kpop gg#kpopedit#kpopidol#kpop aesthetic#yuma x reader#nakakita yuma#andteam x reader
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Cw: noncon, dubcon, blackmail, murder, blood,somnophillia
Pairings: g!p serial killers!winrina x naive/gullible!fem reader
The horrified screams were heard all throughout your neighborhood and yet the killers have yet to be found.. When the school caught up on the news they pointed fingers towards multiple people, including you now obviously you didn't do it? But your schoolmates never listen! As they called you mean names, pushed and shoved you around there were only two people that you sort of hang out with you! But to your surprise they were... Two of the most popular girls in the school? Why would they hang out with you?
Paranoia spread all over you... Why were all the murders linked to you? Everyone who was killed was associated with you in the past, like past girlfriends, ex friends or even ex crushed you thought no one knew about but everyone knew... You were too obvious you liked them, and they did not like that! They couldn't bear to watch you throw heart eyes at girls who would throw your likeness awayso the next best thing Karina and Minjeong thought of was well... Getting rid of the competition! Yeah!
"Y/nie we promise you're safe with us! You'll never have to worry about anything harming you while you're with us.. " Minjeong told you while you sat atop of her, some may say this isn't normal in friendships like yours but you find it completely normal! Or that's what Minjeong and Karina tell you... Friends do kiss each other right? That's what they do to you, you're new to this whole friend thing so you don't really know they say it's some sort of courtesy? Well what reason would they have to lie to you? "Y/n you know we'll never let anything hurt you right? " Karina said comfortingly "Mhm" you nodded, not a thought in your head.. Why would you have one anyway? when you could rely on them instead..
Karina and Minjeong were incredibly strategic, but god was it hard to decide if they should kill u or not, u were always soo loopy and out of it, sometimes barely being able to think! They just agreed not to! I mean... Why waste such a cutie like you right? You were also so gullible too Oh..! The red stuff? Nah... It's just ketchup we swear! And.. The knife..? Uhm we were making homemade ketchup don't worry! Of course you believed their awfully made up lies!.. Why wouldn't you...?
The night where they snuck in was eerily quiet. Way too quiet for a neighborhood full of teenagers, whose only hobbies consisted of gaming, making loud noises and ding dong ditching. You were paranoid, as anyone would be. Any noise was amplified by 10 to you, and small movements would suddenly startle you. Well at least you locked the doors and windows... Now no one can get in without you knowing! Of course like the naive girl you were, you gave a copy of your key to Minjeong and Jimin cause they convinced you they would need it in the most dire of situations. They didn't. Obviously. But they were your friends they wouldn't... Would they?
Deciding you needed a good night's rest to just shut off with all the paranoia built in you, the lights shut off, the doors checked, as well as the windows. You were ready to go to bed, and sleep the night away, and you did just that as soon as your head hit the pillow, you were fast asleep. And they were still wide awake, peeping closely at you, why'd you have to give them the key? Now you're in a situation where you can't get out of, let alone know about. Karina and Minjeong were well versed in your home, so much so that they knew which floor board would make a creak and ones that won't. Minjeong looked at your sleeping figure as you tossed and turned unable to really shake off the feeling of anxiety within you... But don't worry... They'll help!
In the state you were in was incredibly vulnerable, as it was also already established you were much weaker than the pair... Once it was a joke. Now it's very much not.. With a pair of hands traveling down to your pretty pink panties and another pair going up to your matching bra, they were scared you'd wake up. Not because of the fight you'll put up or the screams and cries you'll let out, it's because it's almost a guarantee you won't be alive if you do any of the two. Squirming in their hold you felt quite the bulge or... Bulges pressed up and grinding on both your back and stomach with a pair of lips kissing down on your neck making you whimper in your sleep, as Minjeong's hands held you down. Both your pants and panties were pulled down by Jimin's hands.
Your eyes' we're blurred as you stirred awake, and your arms tried pushing the two away, but too weak to actually do anything. Your limp legs trying to kick away the intruders "Y/n..." Someone in your left side said, oddly you were familiar with the tone. Something hard and warm pushed against the entrance of you and you squeaked, finally awake but unaware of who was doing this. Kicking and punching was obviously going to happen, but Jimin didn't care it only fueled her to push past the entrance and gasp as your warmth enveloped her. "Minjeong??" You cried out as your eyes adjusted to the darkness while you looked behind you, you were horrified! Jimin was bullying herself into your hole while her arms are wrapped around your waist.
Minjeong hushed you, as her dick slapped itself on your mouth as it dripped with pre. "Suck. Or you'll know what'll happen otherwise. " you knew what she was referring to, you knew whatever dirt she had in you had to be bad. With tears in your eyes you opened your mouth and an intrusion immediately inserted itself inside as Minjeong groaned out as your mouth was insanely warm "Fucking hell y/n..." Jimin bit her lip as she starting pounding inside of you. More tears flowed from your eyes as the pain settled in of Jimin pounding straight inside of you "We are sorry but we had to do this... " "We didn't want to kill you, unless you just want to disobey us? " you didn't know who was speaking the pain [and pleasure] taking over all your senses, just nodding and suckling on Minjeong's cock "That's a good girl" Jimin spoke drilling herself inside of you faster "Such a pretty girl, with pretty tears"
Your face was red and stained with tears while your eyes were wet and shameful, Minjeong almost moaned at the sight of you being so obedient to them, along with your disheveled state it was hard not to squeal at the cuteness. You hoped they would be done sooner or later, only wanting to simply sleep, as soon as the pair shot out their loads you blacked out completely, the pleasure being too much to handle. Maybe tomorrow you'll wake up more refreshed to take their cocks :)
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dallas and a reader who is unbelievably nice to everyone (maybe a bit shy too) basically the opposite of him
YESSS i love this. dally is actually my husband so this is just hypothetical ofc🤓🫶
i feel like he’d really like you cause you’re more like johnny
except even sweeter and not at all “hardened by the world”
you’re so empathetic when dallas does share his feelings with you (which is so rare im so sorry😭) but you perfectly describe the way he’s feeling and just like feel that with him and he’s like 🧍♀️ oh.
cause dallas’ whole thing is he cannot express his emotions well
hes super repressed so even when he does love johnny he can’t show it for the life of him
the way he experiences grief over johnny is through not experiencing it at all and just giving up
TANGENT BUT ANYWAYS
hes like “uhm what is this warm fuzzy feeling” whenever you hang out with him
cause your vibe is just so contagious
your smile is like the cutiest thing and he’s such a sucker for it
dallas doesn’t change for you
cause that’s also dallas’ thing is he refuses to change. sure he can “become tough to handle anything” or whatever but he’ll never change for the better. period
when he first gets arrested at 10 it’s givinggggg “the old dally can’t come to the phone rn…why? oh..cause he’s dead‼️😔🕊️🪦” LMAOO
i keep getting side tracked
WHICH is what happens whenever you and dally go on long drives or just have any convo
like you’ll start talking about your day and it’ll just morph into anything that comes into your mind and your eyes light up whenever you switch to a new topic like “oh! that reminds me…” it’s so cuteee
one thing that came to mind is like maybe one of your girlfriends is going thru a breakup or a hard time and you’re like “dal, we should bake some cookies for her and drop them off at her house” and he’s like “NUH UH NOPE🙅♂️🙅♂️”
and you’re just like whatever and start doing it yourself
and then he pulls up to your house and he bought a sweet card for you to fill out and give to her along w the sweet treats cause WHO DONT LOVE A SWEET TREAT WHEN YOURE CRYING⁉️
anyways he didn’t really chip in other than that. he also stole a cookie which you pretended not to notice
he’ll drive you to her house and you ding dong ditch her house w the goodies and then he SPEEDS away cause he says “i can’t be seen being a wuss to some girl who got broken up with”
and then you say some super wise thing abt how the strongest of us stand with the weakest or smth and he’s just like
“sooo…wanna go to dairy queen?”
TYSM to the person who requested this! this was so much fun to write!! cause i looove me some dally x reader stuff and just matt dillon in general. OK BYE MY INBOX IS OPEN🥰👇
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helloooo !!! can i have hanni gf hcs? thank you
💭 — HANNI AS YOUR GIRLFRIEND !
SOPH — hihi ofc!! tysm for requesting :) <3 this is SOOO overdue but im starting to work on my requests again <3 im sorry if this is a bit short, i haven’t been motivated recently but i tried! anyways smth for my bae hanni <3
WARNINGS — use of petnames (bae/babe)
— the person who you could just be honest with and talk about everything and ANYTHING. like we’ve seen her on that debate episode, bae was PREPARED! so i think she’d be also that talkative with you!
— i would say she’s touchy? like she loves physical touch, it’s one of her love languages. so when she’s by you, be shocked if she doesn’t start cuddling you or resting a body part on you LMAO 😭😭😭
— seems like someone who would do playful childish teasing. LIKE sticking tongue out or be like “ooouuuu” YKWIM? she does it for the fun of it and wanting a reaction. she’d be more than glad if you joined her <3
— forget about petnames, she’s gonna call you bro and dude all the time LMFAOOO. it’s a habit of hers and probably a habit of yours too, let’s be honest so it’s hard to stop! but if she does use one, it would probably be bae / babe bc she likes how it sounds
— idk…she seems the type to get jealous easily ? like she’d get real pouty or be overdramatic js for you to get the hint. she’d pretend to act cold after you notice but then just give in under your touch
— would make you do weird things w/ her LMFAO. like who wouldn’t want to ding dong ditch someone’s hotel room? hanni hanni hanni….
— would def hype you up! like she’d instantly scream and shout be like “ayyy, that’s my bae!”. just makes you feel so confident about yourself </3
— the type to just like tackle you HELP. like oh you’re laying down? she’s already preparing to jump on top of you.
— despite being pretty playful, i think she would be understanding. like she’s willing to hear you out and would change anything that you don’t like or whatnot.
— whenever she sees you sad, she instantly goes and check up on you. 😧 THIS EMOJI IS HER. and she would be like “what’s wrong?” as she rubs on your back.
— when one of you is stressed/sad (or both), she’d suggest taking a walk outside just to clear up your/her mind a bit. a bonus if it’s at night, since she loves taking walks at night.
— would probably try to make you laugh but end up laughing at herself before she could. but that doesn’t matter, since her laugh is contagious, it ends up with you laughing as well.
— probably loves matching stuff! i think she’d get really excited with matching necklaces, and even matching wallpapers!
— she’s just really comforting to be around, and you’ll never be bored when she’s around!
— forces you to watch movies with her. like she would get all excited when she finds a new movie to watch with you. so when she’s all giddy, who are you to refuse?? movie nights/dates are definitely your thing w/ her!
— likes taking silly pics and vids 😭 and whenever you tell her to delete it off your phone, she just goes “but you’re so cute here!” which explains why she has a whole album of you and her…(you also get a separate album of js you on her phone <3)
💭 — cool with you is literally stuck in my head
NWJNS PERM TAGLIST — @miumiuangel222
#k-labels#kflixnet#k-films#newjeans#nwjns#newjeans hanni#nwjns hanni#newjeans headcanons#newjeans scenarios#newjeans imagines#newjeans x reader#newjeans ff#newjeans fluff#nwjns headcanons#nwjns scenarios#nwjns imagines#nwjns x reader#nwjns ff#nwjns fluff#hanni headcanons#hanni scenarios#hanni imagines#hanni x reader#hanni fluff#kpop#kpop headcanons#kpop scenarios#kpop imagines#kpop x reader#kpop ff
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Knock Knock
Description: A rash of suspicious disembodied knocking has spread throughout the school and Tsukishima is trying to find who's behind it. Written for JanAUary Prompt #8 - College Setting: College AU Ships: Morgan x Tsukishima Warnings: Slightly suggestive, Usami Dividers
This whole thing had started about a week ago. Morgan had been invited over to Usami's dorm on a Friday night for one of their fairly regular meet ups. When it got there, it had let itself in, as it usually did, and made itself comfortable on the couch. It could hear Usami messing around with something in his bedroom, things clattering to the floor and bumps against the wall. He emerged shortly after from the bedroom, carrying a stack of DVDs and grinning like a mad man.
"Every time I come over for girl's night, you tell me 'oooh this movie's supposed to be soooooo scary'-" Morgan poorly mocked Usami's voice, "If one of these stupid movies doesn't make me piss my pants tonight, I'm actually killing you this time."
He snickered and sat the DVDs down on the wooden coffee table in front of Morgan, "Ohhh, trust me, Morgan. These ones are something special. I had to go through a lot of trouble to even get my hands on them."
Morgan grimaced, "This better not be red room footage or some freak shit like that."
"Ooooh that would be something-" He sighed dejectedly as if disappointed that he hadn't managed to get his hands on real footage of murder, "But no. Just banned horror movies."
Morgan crossed it's arms over its chest and leaned into the plush back of the couch, "Well, maybe one of them will be worth while."
Usami took one of the DVDs out of the case and slid it into the player, but before he could even make it back to the couch, there was a loud pounding at his door. He stopped and cut his eyes at it angrily, stomping over to the door and yanking it open, ready to yell at whoever was there for interrupting their movie night.
When it didn't hear any screaming from Usami, Morgan turned around to see what was going on. He was half leaned out the door, craning his neck down the hallway, looking side to side at rapid speeds.
"What the hell are you doing?" It questioned.
"There's no one here!" He pulled his head back in and slammed the door, "The bastard ding-dong-ditched me!"
"Ugh, that's one of the dumb ass pranks in the book," Morgan rolled its eyes, "Whatever, man, let's just get back to the movies."
Usami huffed and pouted but agreed, he returned to the couch and the two began watching the first movie- but not more than a few minutes into it- the same thing happened again. A furious, aggressive knocking at the door, so hard it was rattling the entire door.
"OH, YOU'RE BACK, HUH?!" Usami shot up and investigated the sound again only to be met with an empty hallway once again.
Morgan quirked an eyebrow as it leaned over the back of the couch to watch him, "Damn, how are they getting away so fast?"
"I don't know, but I'm gonna catch 'em if they do it again!" He turned back to Morgan, he was grinning but a vein was also popping out on his forehead. He was pissed off, no doubt, but he also seemed excited about the prospect of confronting the prankster.
Unfortunately for Usami, he never did get the chance to do that. Throughout the night it happened several more times, each time he would be at the door within seconds- by the end of it he was even waiting by the door for them each time- and yet he still found no one. Usami was getting more and more angry, but Morgan was feeling a bit more anxious about the situation. It couldn't understand how someone was doing this and managing to get away so quickly. Usami's dorm was all the way down at the end of the hall and there weren't any other occupied rooms close by enough that someone should be able to slip off into one.
That night had only been the start. This mysterious, disembodied knocking spread like a plague throughout the campus. Each night multiple different people would report the knocking at their door. It hit all over, dorms in completely opposite sides of the campus reported hearing the knocking at the same time- and no one ever found a culprit when they opened the door.
Which brought them to today, Morgan, Sugimoto, Koito, and Usami were sat together at a table near one of the on campus restaurants, eating their lunch and discussing the rumors that were floating around the college.
"I heard it's a big group of people who coordinated this thing," Sugimoto said, crumbs falling out of his mouth from the sandwich he was currently chewing.
"A bunch of little fucks and when I get my hands on them, I swear," Usami's eye was twitching and he was gripping the table like he wanted to break it in half, "I'm gonna have fun bashing their heads in for this."
"You mean you guys believe its people? You don't think its… a ghost?" Morgan asked.
"No, because that's ridiculous," Morgan looked up when it heard the exhausted sounding voice at its side, Tsukishima was now standing at the end of the table looking somehow more tired than he usually did, "It's just a bunch of punks messing with people."
Morgan pouted and crossed it's arms, "Oh, yeah? How come nobody's seen anything then, huh?"
Tsukishima rolled his eyes, "There's plenty of places they could slip off to after knocking."
"Not by Usami's dorm!" Morgan defended, "His is the only one in use down that hallway, the rest are locked up!"
Tsukishima exhaled through his nose and groaned, "So, they might've broken into one, Morgan."
"Why would they do all that just for some stupid prank?" Koito piped up.
"We're working under an assumption the 'prank' is a distraction from something, maybe theft." Tsukishima offered, "Look, if you guys notice anything out of the ordinary- and I DON'T mean ghostly, report it to me immediately."
"Hmm… Hey, has there been any sort of pattern to the knocking?" Sugimoto asked.
"Pattern? Hmm… No, as far as I know it's been random."
"You have a list of the dorms that have reported it, don't you?" Koito asked, "Can we take a look?"
Tsukishima groaned and rubbed his temples, "Can you all stay out of this? I'm the RA, I'LL handle it. I don't want you three pulling some stupid crap on me."
"You're not handling it quick enough!" Usami cried, "You should let us take over for you, I bet we could find the criminal."
"I don't want YOU doing any investigative work," A look of utter disgust crossed Tsukishima's features, "Not after last time…"
"Awww, but Tsukishima, we just wanna help…" Morgan pouted and looked up at him with the biggest, saddest eyes it could manage.
He sighed and reached into his pocket, pulling out a folded up piece of paper and throwing it onto the table, "Fine. Here's a list of reports including times and dorm numbers. Maybe you can figure out if there's a pattern or not."
Sugimoto took the paper and unfurled it, laying it out on the table between them. The three of them all hunched over the paper, inspecting each report carefully. Morgan gasped as it noticed something about the room numbers, Koito seemed to have picked up on it too, but Sugimoto and Usami still seemed lost.
"Did you see something?" Usami asked.
"Yeah! Tsukishima, look there is a pattern!" Morgan cried.
"It's right. Look, they're hitting corresponding numbers on each sides of the building, skipping a number for the next day, and then going back to that number the following day." Koito pointed.
Tsukishima investigated the numbers himself, he squinted at the paper, "Oh… wow, you're right. That is what they're doing."
"Right! So, if we follow this pattern the next dorm numbers to be hit should be…" Morgan calculated in its head which number would be targetted on each side and then frowned, "Oh… my dorm and Sugimoto's dorm."
Tsukishima nodded, "That's good then, now we have an angle to try to attack it from. I'll need both of you to keep an eye out tonight."
Sugimoto saluted, but Morgan whined pathetically and wrapped itself around Tsukishima's arm, "You can't be seriouuuusss!! By myself??"
"Wh- Yes, why not?!" He tried to wiggle out of Morgan's grasp but its grip was just too tight.
"Tsukishimaaaaaaa, you gotta help meeeee!! Can't you come over tonight?! What if it really is a ghost, I'm scared!!" Morgan sobbed, nuzzling its face into his side.
"I- f-fine! Fine, I'll be there!" Tsukishima agreed, "Now… let go."
"Oop! Sorry!" Morgan released his arm and smiled at him, his face was beat red and he refused to make eye contact, looking off elsewhere in the cafeteria, "Thank you, Tsukishima, you're so sweet."
"Yeah, yeah." He waved Morgan off and grabbed the paper up from the table, "I've… gotta go now. I've got other things to take care of. I'll see you tonight, Morgan."
He gave a quick wave and made his way out, the moment he was gone, Usami was immediately pouncing on his opportunity to get involved too. He grabbed Sugimoto by the shoulders and shook him roughly.
"Well, if Morgan's got Tsukishima, you need a partner too, don't you?! Don't you, Sugimoto?!"
Sugimoto pushed back away from the table and grimaced, "Uh- I don't know about that-"
"Of course you do! I'll be there at 7!"
Morgan sighed and shook its head, "Well, I've got to get to my next class, I'll see you guys later."
"Oh, goodbye, Morgan!"
"Don't leave me here with him-"
Sugimoto's protests fell on deaf ears as Morgan stood up from the table and waved, Usami continued pushing in his direction and insisting on 'helping him' when the pranker came to his door. Morgan frowned as it stepped out of the cafeteria and head toward its class. It was NOT ready for tonight.
At around 7:30 that night, as Morgan was in the kitchen making itself a sandwich, it heard a knock at the door. It panicked and froze up- until it heard the voice on the other side.
"Hey, Morgan, you in there?"
Tsukishima. Morgan had forgotten he was coming tonight. It breathed a sigh of relief and opened the door for him. Immediately it threw its arms around his shoulders and pulled him into a tight hug, smashing his clipboard into his chest as it did.
"Thank you sooooo much, Tsukishima, I would be so scared staying here by myself tonight!"
Tsukishima awkwardly patted Morgan's back and maneuvered himself out of the hug, "It's… no problem."
"Well, make yourself at home!" Morgan stepped aside and gestured into the room.
Tsukishima nodded and slid past Morgan into the living room and took a seat on the couch, Morgan shut the door and joined him, standing behind the couch and peering over at what he was doing. He was intently focused on a page on his clipboard.
"What's that?" Morgan asked.
"Just reviewing the information about the prankster."
"Or possible ghost."
Tsukishima sighed, but smiled softly, "Or possible ghost."
Morgan grinned and leaned further down, practically laying on Tsukishima's shoulder at this point, "So, when I was at Usami's the knock happened around 8 and then it kept happening for about an hour."
"Yeah, I'm seeing a lot of reports of it happening at those times around the school too." Tsukishima confirmed.
Morgan leaned in further, its cheek brushed against Tsukishima's, its breasts pressed against his shoulder, "Uh… Morgan…"
"Hmm?" It looked over at him, immediately noticing how close it was now, "Oh! I'm sorry!" It shot up and walked around the couch, sitting comfortably beside him instead.
Tsukishima's face was bright red, he didn't make eye contact, just continued to look at his clipboard, "It's… okay." He coughed and decided to change the subject, hoping to aleviate some of the tension in the room, "So, Morgan, do you… really think it's a ghost?"
Morgan smiled awkwardly and rubbed the back of its neck, "Uh, well I dunno. I mean, I don't think I… fully believe in that stuff. But… sometimes my paranoia gets to me, ya know?"
"Oh, I… I'm sorry. That must be tough. I'm sorry if I… was rude about it." Well, looks like his attempt to clear some of the tension had backfired.
Morgan shook its head, "No, it's okay. I get it. It is… silly. I just… you know, my brain was having a hard time grasping how quickly they got away from Usami's door the other night."
"Well, that is odd," Tsukishima agreed, "I… don't know if it'll help to hear this, but we did find evidence this morning that someone had broken into the empty dorm across from him."
Morgan sighed, "It does help, a bit… and you agreeing to come here and sit with me even though you thought it was silly helps too, Tsukishima."
Morgan gently rested its hand over his and smiled at him sweetly. His face flushed and without even realizing it, he began leaning it toward Morgan. It matched his movements, their faces inching closer. Tsukishima pressed his lips chastly against Morgan's, it quickly threw its arms around his shoulders and deepened the kiss. Morgan laid back onto the couch, pulling Tsukishima along with it. His hands traveled up its side, pushing underneath its shirt.
He broke away from the kiss and looked down at Morgan, "Is this okay?"
Before it could answer, a loud banging sounded from across the room- the door. Morgan yelped and clung to Tsukishima in fear. He sat up, Morgan coming along with him- he gently rubbed Morgan's back and eased its arms off of him.
"It's okay, it's fine. I'll go check it out."
Tsukishima stood from the couch and slipped over to the door, he peered through the peephole but saw nothing. Morgan followed, huddling up against his side for protection.
"There's no one out there. They must have run already."
Morgan nodded, "They do it fast. But they'll be back, they did it a lot the other night."
Tsukishima and Morgan waited by the door in silence for the second round of knocking, and when it came, Tsukishima was quick to throw the door open, hoping to confront the pranker. But… once again there was no one. He stepped out into the hallway, looking both ways. The nearest dorm was much too far for them to have gotten inside already- but there was a maintenance closet on the other wall adjacent to Morgan's door. They'd have to be very quick, but it was possible they had slipped into the closet.
Tsukishima approached the closet, Morgan peaking its head out of its own door and watching him. He grabbed the door knob- it was unlocked, that was definitely suspicious. He yanked the door open and found- no one. He stood there in shock and confusion, how was it possible? Where had they gone?
"Well?" Morgan called.
He turned to it and shook its head, "There's… no one in there…"
Morgan slid out of their dorm, and over to Tsukishima's side. They both whipped around at the sound of footsteps speeding down the other side of the hallway- Sugimoto and Usami, with two other boys they didn't recognize in tow. One of the boys was bruised and bloody with a swollen eyes, the other was trembling in fear as Sugimoto dragged him along.
"We caught them!!" Usami was grinned madly as he skidded to a stop in front of Morgan and Tsukishima, presenting the pranksters.
Tsukishima stepped in front of Morgan, glaring at the boys, "Names. Now."
The two boys shakily told Tsukishima their names, he took them down on a notepad and nodded. "Who else is working with you?"
The boys looked confused, the one beside Sugimoto spoke up, "What do you mean who else? It's just us two."
Usami whipped around and grabbed his arm, twisting it behind his back, "Don't lie to us!!"
"Ah!! I- I swear I'm not lying! It's only us!" He cried.
"Let him go, Usami." Tsukishima ordered, "If there is someone else, we'll find out later. I've got to talk to administration about this anyway."
Tsukishima turned back to Morgan to find it trembling like an Italian greyhound and tears welling in its eyes, it grabbed his arm and hugged it tightly.
"It really was a ghost, Tsukishima!!"
Tsukishima patted Morgan's head gently and instructed Sugimoto and Usami on what to do with the two pranksters they'd caught. After the four of them were gone, he carefully guided Morgan back into its dorm and sat it down on its couch.
"Tsukishima…"
"Yeah, I… don't know what to tell you about that."
He thought about the knocking, the empty hallway, and the closet. The two boys had been caught at Sugimoto's dorm, which meant they were on the other side of the campus. It was still possible they were lying about there being another prankster, trying to protect their friend, but...
"Will you… stay here tonight?" Morgan asked, "I- I don't wanna be alone…"
Tsukishima nodded and made himself comfortable beside Morgan on the couch. It cuddled into his side and hid its face in his coat. Well, they might be haunted, but that wasn't so bad if it meant he could spend more time here with Morgan. And if anything else were to happen tonight, he'd be here to make sure Morgan felt safe and protected.
#selfshipper#self shipping#self insert oc#self ship#self inserts#self shipper#self ship fic#self ship community#self insert community#self insert#golden kamuy#tsukishima hajime#usami tokishige#falling.into.janauary#mollys writing#rom; 🌙 moonpie#ship; I'd give you the moon#s/i; morgan kneynsberg
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looking back i DO wish i whacked rhaenyra more in that one ask i got about “it’s just kind of stupid for rhaenyra to execute one of her siblings right” i got really focused on that show moment from alicent’s perspective because…shamefully i will admit………….as an aligon shipper i was like how dARE THEY DO THIS TO ME like i’m still heated tbh i know how they wanted that scene to hit and i did NOT feel it on the alicent/aegon end.
but like that’s the point i’m always on about, is the kinslaying thing is SERIOUS and there’s simply no way for rhaenyra to recover politically from publicly executing or being explicitly linked to aegon’s death when she’s ALREADY facing maegor allegations!! and rhaenyra knows this it’s why she’s so angry at daemon. optics are simply so much more important for her & if she’s trying to take the throne while she’s a woman and she’s got these fucking andal/first men looking kids, she can’t just DO SHIT LIKE THAT. and how do i know she can’t recover politically? it’s bc she doesn’t lmao helaena is the precursor the city needs to explode in part because of the kinslaying taboo!!! nyra’s a woman clearly aware of the optics, she talks about how she’s perceived constantly when she tries to emulate visenya, when she does her ding dong ditch routine with aemond, when she slaps whatshisface and talks about fear, even if she’s colossally bad at judging how her actions will look, she knows how shes SUPPOSED to be looking. so it was like rhaenyra. that’s a dumb ultimatum and you KNOW it’s dumb, there's NO WAY these people will forgive you for executing YOUR OWN BROTHER after your party (regardless of who is to blame, again, something she KNOWS) just murdered his child while he was sleeping in bed.
so that was why that convo annoyed me to the level it did. i didn’t love the sept scene for example but at least the general conversation they were having fit the characters - the stubborn rhaenyra “we need to sue for peace” vs the frustrated alicent “we live in reality not your head” IS a common argument w those two, so i do Get what they’re going for on a character level. but the finale scene didn’t feel like an argument between two people who have known each other their whole lives, there simply weren’t enough low blows. i think rhaenyra could get away with out and out killing aemond bc of the luke death but literally anyone else named targaryen looks just soooo bad so it was frustrating not only for rhaenyra to stupidly suggest this but then alicent crumbling immediately made me gasp at my screen i was so mad.
#like she can totally arrange for aegon to die once he’s taken the black but it has to be like a faceless men thing#like maegor killed aegon in BATTLE and aegon was STUPID for picking that fight#but maegor STILL got that moniker.#like jaehaerys is literally dead 😭😭🤧#and i KNOW nyra doesn’t care about that dead baby. she wants ALICENT’S SON she always has. but the OPTICS.#it was so weird to spend an entire season of rhaenyra just rolling around in her reputation only to throw it out in this one (1) scene#people said she was ooc in the black queen but i don't agree. THIS finale was insane to me tho. alicent should have choked her too like als#getting on my soap box#edit i wrote this while high and i was like i wrote so muchi might as well post it#sorry for whacking you rhaenyra it won't happen again asldkjfld
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Mona and the Angel of Death
I was having trouble writing today so I decided to edit an excerpt from a (very old) short story that I abandoned as a warm up exercise I thought it would post it on here. I don't write in second person a whole lot but it's a fun POV to experiment with
i hate the end of this excerpt but whatever lol. let me know if you want me to post the full story on here
Summary: An amateur journalist (Mona) travels to the home of an acclaimed chef who she thinks might be a serial killer ('The Angel of Death') for an interview
content warnings: serial killing (nothing graphic appears in this excerpt). can't think of anything else. just some ~spooky vibes~ I guess.
Mona and the Angel of Death
Being the creature of spontaneity that you are, you amass all your vacation time and start the drive at six in the evening. You lock the door of your shitty ranch house not knowing when you'll be back and not really caring. Your body vibrates with the sustenance of three energy drinks, and you whip over lonely country highways at ninety miles an hour like a fucking maniac. At three in the morning, you bail and pull into the shoulder for a nap. You rest your forehead against the wheel until day breaks. When you sit up to gain to your bearings, a man's face appears in your side mirror and you scream your throat raw, but it's only a mustachioed cop who's come to ask you if you're okay. "Just a long drive," you say. "I'm fine." Her house is a long way outside of the cities. You drive into the mountains, and ivy-eaten homes slash by your windows. You tear through gravel roads and watch the evergreens roar past you on all sides. The wind cuts through the car's open windows and stings your eyes. It's late in the afternoon, but it is summer --lush, glorious summer!-- so the sun's light filters through the trees and illuminates the debris in the air, the dust driven up by your tires. You reach the end of the road and pull into her dirt driveway. Hop out of your car and sink your feet into the spongy ground. The world stinks of petrichor, that after-rain smell, even though you don't remember it raining during the drive. Revved with adrenaline and deprived of sleep, you are missing things. You swig another monster --your wrists shaking as you do-- and change your clothes in the cramped backseat of your car. Sweatpants and hoodie to business casual: a white button down, your one nice pair of dress pants, loafers. You flatten your hair and redo your makeup with the assistance of the rearview mirror. Compose your face into something resembling sanity. Your eyes look bruised even with the makeup. The path before you zigzags to a fairy-tale cottage from the storybooks of your youth; some piper might reside there to lure you away from the known world. You walk up to the house, scale the three red brick steps and knock to announce your presence. You stand on her doorstep and think about cooking, about knives, about walls studded with the heads of decapitated stags and metal instruments of harm: the house of a hunter. An urge to flee to your car and slam its gear hard into reverse trickles up your spine. You want to run away from the door as fast as possible like you did as a kid, playing ding-dong-ditch. You stand and hold your breath, listening to the flutter of your heart. Your organs slosh inside your body as you shift your weight from one foot to the other. Soon, the day will oscillate into night. You didn't tell anyone what you were doing, only that you were going. They wouldn't know where to look if you disappeared. She swings the door open and appears in its frame. You start. She matches the picture from her social media profile; you don't know what else you were expecting. She is short and slight, and has dark hair pulled back from her head in a practical, messy bun. Her skin is the color of watered-down milk: so translucent that you can see cataracts of veins swooping through her wrists and neck. The first thing she says to you: "I take it that you're the journalist. Mona, right?"
"The one and only."
"I would tell you that you look like the painting, but I'm sure you've heard that one enough times to want to drive an icepick through your own forehead. So I'll shut up." You laugh in spite of yourself. She inclines her head to you, a challenge. "Well," she says. "Come in. I don't bite." You step past her. You'll see about that.
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Pass the happy! ✨ When you get this, reply with 5 things that make you happy and send this to the last 10 people in your notifications
5 things that make me happy! had to think a bit to narrow things down, i've been in a pretty decent headspace lately and finding joy in the small things
yesterday (and today, but i only went yesterday) my city had an event where a whole bunch of historical buildings, municipal offices, art galleries, music halls, and museums had open admission for the public to come in and look around. i got to see the place where the county buses get repaired and walk around the riverwalk here while trying to find the local electric company's headquarters. i definitely felt all the walking in my knees today when i woke up, but i think it was worth it
the kids who live next to my place have decided that my gf and i are safe to pull pranks on. we get ding dong ditched about once a month. if we don't come to the door right away they'll try and ring the bell again, and this time stay on our porch and wait to see if we'll actually answer, and brag about how sneaky they were last time.
crocheting! i've been working on probably my hardest project yet for months now. its got cables, its got shaping to make it fit around the arms, its made out of a nice purple wool that's a little bit tricky to see where to put my hook, and when it's done it's gonna look Awesome
i've been playing minecraft in a server with some friends the past few months. i'm not very good, but i like looking at all the things everyone else is building and putting a bunch of random supplies in chests that they can take from if they want. there's a mod on the server that adds a whole bunch of food recipes, so i've been having fun making virtual chicken soup and berry pies and stuff
a good cup of coffee. i'm very firmly addicted to caffeine at this point, and i don't really feel like fixing that. black coffee is a bit too acidic and bitter for my tastes, but it pairs well with other flavors. i like getting weird flavored lattes when i go out, and at home i like adding cinnamon and sugar and cream, or getting coffee grounds that have weird flavors. (i mean weird in the most positive way possible with both of those).
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Voiceplay Visuals: Valhalla Calling
This could be a bit of a long one (though still probably not as long as my post for Hide And Seek/Ding Dong)
Valhalla Calling was released on the 8th of April, 2023, and is kinda-sorta a sister video to My Mother Told Me. But Voiceplay didn't restrict themselves to just standing in front of greenscreen backgrounds this time, no no no! They worked together with some production studios/group called Vū, and usually I give credit shoutouts as I go through the video, but I think it might just be easier this time if I show you the credits in the description instead:
Yeah, this one was massive. (And wow Eli did a lot for this one! Shoutout to Eli!)
Voiceplay didn't see a return of Jose Rosario Jr for this one, but we got J None back for it! Woooo! So anyway, let's get into this!
I will get to everyone individually, but check out the set! I like the shields in the background.
J None! The man, the myth, the legend.
J has got the same kind of rune/symbol on his forehead as he did in My Mother Told Me (I'm using the video thumbnail for MMTM for comparison purposes), but brighter white on his cheeks, and of course a fresh new haircut. His shirt(?)/top is the same as well I believe, but the fur is different to that of his original costume.
Cesar of course didn't join Voiceplay till sometime after My Mother Told Me (fun fact: Valhalla Calling was release just a couple weeks shy of when My Mother Told Me was released, two years' prior), so nothing to compare against, but I love his makeup here!
Appreciation for the visual effects/design!
Geoff has swapped out the grey fur over one shoulder for a brown fur cloak/cape thing, and ditched the purple-ish lipstick he was wearing in My Mother Told Me as well, making him look a bit less terrifying 😝 (also, his hair in this one has a bit more fluff/volume to it (love that for him <3)). He does however have the same/similar tattoo designs on his face that he had in My Mother Told Me.
(Also I know I'm meant to be sticking to just the visuals, but you can't just expect me to talk about Valhalla Calling without talking about the B0 subharmonic that Geoff holds for 15 seconds!!!)
Layne seems to be wearing almost exactly the same (if not the exact same) outfit as he did in My Mother Told Me (see the first screencap above), and the same kind of face designs as well
Eli still has tattoo designs on his head like in My Mother Told Me (though whether they're the same or not I'm not sure), but the makeup around his eyes is darker, and of course, he now has a full beard and mustache! (Very impressive, might I add)
"shields and s p e a r s"
(For someone who is ridiculously modest when talking about himself ("baritone with a bass range" I mean REALLY), Geoff sure knows how to look incredibly smug in videos when he wants to be 😅😂)
Actually scratch what I said about nothing to compare Cesar's outfit against - the cloak he's wearing is the same one (or at least very very similar to) the one that Jose wore in My Mother Told Me!
Also shoutout to Cesar for being able to do literally anything when it comes to characters, acting, and performances! Multifaceted is an understatement honestly (and yes I will be talking about Creep, eventually)
He's coming!!!
He is here!!!
(Love Geoff raising his alehorn(?) to J in greeting here)
Outside group shot! Makes costume comparisons a heck of a ton easier.
Layne is basically the only one that stuck with basically his whole original outfit. J kept parts of his and still stuck close to the original concept (with the fur and stuff), Eli definitely got an outfit upgrade (though his tunic/shirt is a pretty similar green colour to what he was wearing in MMTM, and Geoff just basically went with a brand new look (Good For Him). He's still got one arm uncovered/exposed like in MMTM, but it's the right arm this time, not the left! (And J none has more of his arms exposed than he originally did!)
Very smooth hood flip! (which somehow I never noticed before this)
More appreciation for Cesar's makeup!
Everyone of course gave this performance 110%, and J None absolutely killed it with his original rap solo (hey, it was a visual performance too!), but also look at Geoff, looking like some sort of powerful and intimidating sorcerer while delivering another B0 subharmonic held note!
J None trying to rival Layne in Hoist The Colours with his Fierce/Crazy Eyes look I see!
Also whoops I think I just spotted a minor editing/continuity mistake. See Cesar in the background in the above shot here? With the hood off? Well this is the next frame:
Cesar with the hood still on. I shan't hold it against them (editing this must have been a nightmare, at least partially), but I am here to talk about visuals, and so if I see something of note, then I will mention it!
A very small and very blink-and-you-miss-it eyebrow quirk/raise from Geoff (y'know, just to kill us further 😆)
The original creator of the song, Miracle Of Sound, commented on this video, saying "Well done, lads. Definitely one of the more creative covers I've heard! I rate it ten raised alehorns out of ten." And the video currently sits at 4.2 million views on YouTube, which is pretty dang impressive considering the video isn't even a year old yet (UPDATE: as of the 20th of March, it's now at 4.6 million! Goddamn!)
Incredible video, incredible arrangement, incredible vocals, it's honestly peak Voiceplay (but not Voiceplay at it's peak! They don't have one!). I have a good handful of videos to keep going through, so stay tuned!
#voiceplay#acapella#valhalla calling#geoff castellucci#eli jacobson#layne stein#cesar de la rosa#j none#acaplaya analysis#voiceplay visuals
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I finally watched Go Gadget Go I did it I did it
so I was told that this episode would make me super angry and ruin my day but it actually didn't
like... I don't really like the whole "controlling someone's actions" thing, and I was pretty angry with Tobey for doing that, but... if you ask me, he's done worse :/
and I think it'd be cool if Wordgirl didn't erase Tobey's moon art. like please wg? just let him have this one? let him have his face on the moon? he'll be very extra nice he'll be such a good boy I promise
and her little ding dong ditch at the end made me laugh so hard XD
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howdy! it's day 1 of MCYT fanfic appreciation week, and i was wondering if you had any future writing projects or other ideas that you wanted an excuse to talk about :D no pressure whatsoever to answer this ask, just thought i'd reach out ♡
HI :')) this absolutely made my day to receive, and also served as reminder to me that yesterday was that events start day!!! so thank you for that!!!!
i will always always always take an excuse to talk about the fic ideas that are rotting my brain <3
I'm going to talk about 3 projects; 1) yet another DL rancher one-shot 2) my current brain rot go to: speed racer au 3) and a worm tried and true classic: gay baseball au
cut here because....i am a rambler
I'll start with what y'all are most likely to see next,,,
After the second session of Limlife came out, I wrote a little vignette from Tango's pov that included a throw-away scene from DL where someone left a golden apple on the ranchers porch in the middle of the night as an extremely un-funny joke. And that. idea has haunted me since I thought of it,,, I outlined it months and months ago though never got around to writing it... but for some reason a few days ago I opened that doc again and it just sorta. happened.
it's only about halfway done right now, but if all goes well it might be up by the end of the week :)) small preview mayhaps:
The door not yet having been opened, the possibility of what was waiting for him on the other side yawned and stretched towards endless. In a way, not knowing but speculating was worse than just opening the damn thing and facing the one singular scenario that was, but that was why he struggled to do it. Schrodinger’s danger—this was stupid; Tango opened the door. No one was there. He blinked in the face of its emptiness for a moment. Of all the situations he had considered, absolutely zero of them included opening the door to nothing. The one definite thing a knock spoke to was the presence of someone—something. So, what, they risked the middle of the night in peace times to come to the ranch they all loved barging into any time regardless to ding-dong ditch? That seemed, like, a gazillion times more unlikely.
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Then...the thing that is currently carving out its home in my brain...speed racer au. Tango-centric, more tango & etho angst than it is team rancher tbh.
The au is based solely on the 2008 movie speed racer, not as much the rest of the franchise! I guess /warning for speed racer spoilers, but the movie came out 16 years ago and the anime is from the 1960's...............so like.............also come on
I...have absolutely 0 clue how to describe to you the plot of speed racer. imagine you drive a race car so good and look so hot while doing it that you take down the mafia AND defeat the evil that is capitalism. That's speed racer. Like most worm aus its...not a comprehensive story. it's mainly me taking scenes from the movie that i adore and reimagining them with life series characters in those positions.
Tango is our titular character, an up and coming, widely known and celebrated automobile racer. He's the only racer not sponsored by some big company, he'd rather his pals—his family—be in control of his car, the Mach 5, and his racing career.
This is so so silly to try to explain you have no idea. I'm just going to say it. So when Tango was a kid, his older brother Etho died in this really dangerous unofficial non-track race thing. Two years later, theres a new racer in the league calling himself Racer X. No one knows his actual identity, and, at all times, he is wearing this. mask. thing. umm. anyway so Racer X is secretly Tango's older brother who Tango thinks is dead. And he now races under a secret identity because he is trying to take down. the fucking mafia. who own a whole bunch of racing teams and do crime and things. cause why not. Im going to stop over-explaining speed racer, just take this snippet and go:
“Look, can we cut the bullshit?” If Tango’s mounting poor mood had any effect on X, he didn’t show it. He maintained the stillness of a wildlife photographer, danger not a warning to flee but more the promise of a shot worth sticking around to capture. Tango had felt studied since they’d cut the engines, since X’s head had popped up over the wheel, smirking—but now he’d felt seized. “Alright.” His mouth opened, all the energy to press on but none of the gall. As usual, he’d gotten too ahead of himself; clutch pressed to the floor, shift it into first gear, every intention to move with no promise to follow through. He didn’t ease off the clutch so much as he ran away from it; he’d stalled, his mouth shut dumbly. There wasn’t the time to wait it out, and Tango didn’t think he’d afford it to himself if there were. This moment had been promised to him since Casa Cristo began. He might not have then, but standing here now he knew it to be true. He thought X knew it, too—this was inevitable. He knew it like you knew you had minutes before your mom found that thing that you broke, like you knew someone was about to walk away from you for good. It was no less natural to him than knowing he was going to be a driver, no harder to glean from his future than being able to picture Jimmy by his side. He wouldn’t squander the chance because he hadn’t been adequately prepared for it to arrive. Tango choked, “Etho?” “You think I’m your brother.” When he said it it was a statement, not a question. “Aren’t you?”
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And lastly...gay baseball au :')) or rather, "against all odds"
yes I'm still stuck on that, YES I plan to keep writing it.
I posted a little bit ago,, beginning of January, that I wanted to post the first chapter of baseball au if possible around/on my birthday, which is the first week in March. I can't PROMISE that will happen, because I am working on grad school applications at the moment and I also. know myself. and want to have the UTMOST MAJORITY POSSIBLE of the writing done before I post it. otherwise. I won't go back. But...tentatively that is hopefully the plan <3
Once again: plot summary, snippets
Have another for free :))
“What about you, Jim Jam?” Jimmy frowned at Skizz, only somewhat confused and mostly sure that he shouldn’t have been. “What about me?” “The question—what would you do if you weren’t doing this?” With clarity came even more confusion. It had felt normal for the others to ponder what-ifs and other lives where they did other things, a rightness that immediately soured when the spotlight had shone on him. There were no alternate versions of Jimmy, this was the only one in existence; he was a model toy that had never made it off the drawing board, no plans for mass production—too little consumer interest. “Oh…I dunno.” He thought baseball might be the only thing he was capable of, and even then that didn’t mean he was good at it. “I’d never thought about it, I guess.”
Anyway, I will exhibit exemplary self control and stop talking now. Thank you again so so much for asking <33
#worm says#pastelitey#MCYT fanfic appreciation week#i know this was yseterday but i didnt have time ti answer it when I received it last night ajgfhak i hope this is okay#thank you also os much for the reminder this event started this week.......ive pulled up the list of prompts I gotta join in
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